Th® Repsrtsr. The passage of the steamer Alameda front Auckland to San Francisco in twenty-three days and six hours re­ D. C. IRELAND A CO. PUBLISHERS, duces the time of the trip around the McMinnville, Or. - Oct. 25, 1886 world to sixty-nine days. As our American Eclipse has seen his four- Wanted, to rent a small dwelling in mile time of 7 :26 brought down to McMinnville. Inquire at this office. 7 :15|, so has the Phileas Fogg seen Three sons of contractor G. W. his tour of eighty days cut down to Hunt are now attending the college in sixty-nine. But Fogg and Eclipse were both great in their day. this city. In September 1883 a very mysterious Father White was gladly surprised by a bevy of church ladies at the par­ affair was noted on the Grand Ronde reserve. The clothing and eight 20- sonage Saturday evening. A now postoffice has been establish­ dollar pieces of some ‘‘mysterious dis ed at Garibaldi, Tillamook county,with appearance” were found. The money was thought to belong to a murdered Wm. Ralston, postmaster. Make a note of the candy pulling man, but whom? nobody could tell. social at grange hall on Wednesday The subject is now up before the Unit­ ed States court, and the grand jury are evening. Free and all invited. All the news; at your door; six investigating thelmatter with the hope times a week ; only ten cents ; every­ of bringing the mystery to light, Edward Hall, a man well known on body reads it. The Daily Reporter. Candy pulling social at Grange hall this coast in speculating circles, late Wednesday evening. You are special­ partner of Jim Keene suicided in New ly invited by ladies of St. James guild. York last Saturday. In the big mining Baxter A Martin are selling a full stock rise in 1872 he cleared more than 5-Tb. can of Java coffee for $1.00; and a million in less than sixty days’ time. throw in a fine China hand-painted He was a member of the Union and Bohemian clubs; kept up a princely cup and saucer. A phrenologist says that “fullness domestic establishment, horses, car­ under the eye” denotes language. riages, etc.; but he lushed in where When the fullness is caused by another angels feared to tread and got broke. man’s fist it denotes very bad lan­ His costly residence was sold under the hammer, as well as all other luxu­ guage, generally. The chestnut gong is a very funny rious belongings ; and to cap the cli­ institution and provocative of great max his wife secured a divorce.“ Last laughter, but it is hardly fair to spring summer a year ago he felt more than it on r man when he is telling the only satisfied with an income of $100 per month. But he is only ofle of a thous­ ¡joke he knows. It breaks him up. and add more. The Boston Courier prescribes The plans of the general land office, rnerve food” for the man who tries to detailed below, are denominated an au­ pccupy two seats in a crowded railway car. It seems to us he has nerve dacious step, and while it may not enough without working it up on any have a more effective result than nu­ merous bills before congress it is likely kind of food. to cause the NPRCo serious embarrass­ It is not expected, nor is it antici­ ment Some time since the secretary pated, that the ladies of St. James of the interior decided that no land Guild will make a fortune at the grant road had earned its grant until Bandy pulling next Wednesday eve­ it had filed a completed plat of its ning at Grange hall. They invite all whole road and land donated. Taking to come, without charge for adinis- this rule as a guiding principle the law ■ion. officers of the general land office are preparing a case against the Northern The greatest of all living tricksters, Pacific road, alleging that it is not en­ Wermann, who so deftly confounds all titled to the land granted it from Du­ lhe phenomena of time, space, and luth to Puget sound, by reason of its patter, suspending at will the laws of failure to earn those lands and file a kttraction and gravitation, and gener­ plat within the prescribed time. It takes the ground that the road could ally knocking the bottom out of rea­ not earn the entire grant, and upon son and established fact, can tell no this hypothesis the general land office bore about earthquakes than Wiggins will ask the secretary of the interior to declare these lands forfeited and open lid about storms. to settlement. It is expected that this I A Chicago lady has recently visited audacious step will be ready for con­ the afflicted city of Charleston. She summation in a few days. law the desolation of Atlanta after BARGAINS! BARGAINS! ■Herman, the demolished Strasburg Btidel after the German bombardment, Ind Paris after the seige and com- tune, but never an entire city, from —OF— Ide to side and end to end, so gener­ ally shaken to its very foundations as bis. AUCTION SALE Merchandise! It is now freely predicted in railroad Merchandise! ¡rcles that the present year will wit- M® the most relentless and disastrous tte wars ever inaugurated, and that fen now the cutting of passenger and eight tariffs is being indulged to a iuch larger extent than any but lose on the inside have any concept- 11 of. The struggle in the southwest ill likely be the most bitter, and, ben once begun, will be prolonged r an indefinite period. I will sell at auction, commencing Satur­ day, Nov. 6, 1886, at North Yamhill, Or., the entire stosk of General Merchandise now re­ maining <>n hand, of Lee Laughlin A Co., consisting of Drees Goods. Velvets. Laces. Embroidery. Flannels,'tteotA Hess, Boots, Shoes, Ribbon, Thread. Canned Goods, Screws. Files, eto..etn. and nanav other arti­ cles usually found in A General JMahandise Store r the Sale to oontina I of entire stook is so 8 thia opportunity. ft* MISCELLANEOUS. MISCELLANEOUS. Permanetly Looated in Portland, Or. First National Bank, The Most Successful Physician and Surgeon In the West. FOUNDER OF THE AMERICAN SURGI- UAL INSTITUTE OF INDIAN­ APOLIS. INDIANA. McMINNVIuLE, - OREGON J A cor W ortman . D. P. T hompson , JonN W ortman ........ lb «aident Vice-pi eaident .............Cashier Transacts a General Banking bukinees. Interest allowed on time deposits. Collections made on favorable terma. Sight Exchange and Telegraphic Transites on New York, San Francisco and Portland. 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