The Yamhill County reporter., January 17, 1902, Image 7

Popular Belle.
A TEST OF SOBRIETY,
Tom—A-.d you say she is a grent
Original Scheme Adopted for Gauging
belle?
Cu pacify in Miwaouri.
Few are entirely free from it.
Jack—You bet. Why, she actually
Kansas has produced the magistrate
It may develop so slowly as to cause hes four silk pillows «turfed with hair
little if any disturbance during the whole from four different football players.— who decides on u man’s condition ot so
Philadelphia Record.
brletv. or the reverse, by making him
period of childhood.
It may then produce irregularity of the
walk a crack
Cape Girardeau. Mo.,
Beesari Pursue Carnegie.
stomach and bowels, dyspepsia, catarrh,
lias done better and produced u flight of
and marked tendency to consumption
While in Pittsburg the other day
before manifesting itself in much cutaneous Andrew Carnegie was forced to leave stepping stones along which supposedly
Intoxicated persons must walk to in­
eruption or glandular swelling.
It is best to be sure that you are quite the house in which he was staying by sure their f-eedom from Incarceration.
a
rear
door
and
drive
off
in
a
carriage
free from it, and for its complete eradica­
tion you can rely on
to escape a crowd of people begging "Coon Hollow” is a bit of low ground
money for charitable objects-—many of lying south of the Court House at Cape
them for libraries. Mr. Carnegie re­ Girardeau. Beyond It live the poorer
ceives over 300 begging letters a day. darkies anil the less useful portions
The best of all medicines tor all liuuiors.
of tile local population. The hollow Is
something ot a sink hole, and In times
One Consolation,
of heavy rains becomes considerable of
Ottinger—Unlucky at cards, lucky
a morass. To the Inhabitants of the
at lave, Henriques—That’s right! If
transliollow region the stepping stones
you are a loser at bridge whist the
AN INTERESTING STORY OF HOW across have always been a source of
girls will love you to death!—Puck,
trouble. They were so necessary that
SHE ATTAINED IT.
their removal has never been seriously
The Peruna Almanac.
considered, for without them any man
The druggists have already been For a Long Time It Seemed That Good
who attempted to walk through the hol­
supplied with Peruna almanacs. There
Fortune Would Not Come—An Ap­
low In themud would probably stick fast
is sure to be a great demand for these
parent Trifle Brought It About.
till help came. Even with them there
almanacs on account of the articles
on astrology which they contain. The
As with many other women, fortune enough of the Inhabitants fall off In
subject of astrology is a very attrac­ lingeietl a long while before coming
tive one to most people. The articles to Mrs. Knowles.
But finally a
on astrology in the Peruna almanac trifling occurrence brought it to her.
have been furnished by a very com­ Mrs. George M. Knowles lives at No.
petent astrologist and the mental char­ 16 North street, Portland, Me., and
acteristics of each sign is given, con­ when a reporter visited her to learn
stituting almost a complete horo­ the facts of the case, she said:
scope. A list of lucky and unlucky
‘‘For a year and a half I suffered
days for each month is given. There tortures from rheumatism. When I
will be a great rush for these books. arose in the morning or when I got
Ask your druggist for one early be­ up to walk after I had been sitting
fore they are all gone.
down for a while, my joints became
stiff and I could not move easily as I
A Weather Note.
did before the rheumatism set in. My
Mr. Seal—By jimminey! but that Bo­ feet ached and. I could not walk with­
out limping for some minutes after
realis is a corker!
Mrs. Seal—Oh, no, dear; it’s Aurora. I started out. It was very painful and
interfered a great deal with my
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth­ household duties.”
“How did you succeed in becoming
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
cured?” asked the newspaper man.
children during the teething period.
"It was one of those apparently lit­
tle things that brought it about.” re­ the mud and have only the stones to
A Floating Cobbler's Shop.
plied Mrs. Knowles, with a smile. “1 cling to foi safety.
A floating cobbler’s shop is one of had been suffering in this way for a
Charlie Armgard is town marshal of
the features of the Penobscot Bay is­ year and a half when one day I hap­
land life, Capt. W. O. Cottle, in his pened to pick up the paper and to Cape Girardeau. He has many a bit of
sloop. Yankee Nation, going from place see an advertisement of Dr. Williams' trouble with the settlers beyond the
to place and giving attention to mend­ Pink Pills for Pale People. I made stepping stones, and lias ofen debated
ing old shoes and boots which the up my mind to try them. When I had with himself whether or-not to “run in”
people may save up for his coming. taken one box I felt better and after some of them who seemed to have had
Capt..Cottle lias a new dog as a com­ I had taken the pills for about two a drink too much. Oue night he was
panion to take the place of Jip, who months all the pain was gone. This escorting home one who pretended he
was with him for many years.
was a year ago. and the rheumatism was sober They reached the stepping
has not troubled me since.”
stones all right, but there the assistee’s
The above statement of Mrs.
Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
trouble began. He could go a couple
Knowles
was
sworn
to
at
the
report
­
used for all affections of the throat ami
lungs.—W m . O. E ndsi . ky , Vanburen, Ind., er’s request before Marshall H. Pur­ of steps and then he would miss, swa.v
Feb. 10, 1900.
rington. notary public, at Portland, off and pitch Into the mire Marshal
and published in the Express, a re­ Armgard’s patience was soon exhaust­
liable newspaper of that city.
Smart Girl.
ed. After tile fourth of fifth attempt
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale
Her Mother—Edith, don’t you think People will not only cure cases simi­ he hauled his prisoner away to Jail.
you are getting too old to play with lar to that of Mrs. Knowles, but. con­ That was how he got the idea. Now
Mttle boys?
taining, as they do. all the elements when lie lias a questionable prisoner
Edith—No. mamma; the older I get necessary to give new life and rich­ from beyond Coon Hollow lie takes him
the better I like them.
ness to the blood and restore shat­ forthwith to the stepping stones, stands
tered nerves, they have proved effica­ him on the first block, and sits down
Don’t Let Constipation Kill You 1
cious in a wide range of diseases. on the bank to watch him go home.
It will do it. openly or in disguise. Consti­
pation has many long scientific aliases, but They are an unfailing specific for If the suspect goes steadily across the
CasoaretB Candy Cathartic will save you
such diseases as locomotar ataxia, line he Is all right and can stay on
Druggists lbc, 25c, 5uc.
partial paralysis, St. Vitus’ dance, sci­ the other side. If be wavers a little,
atica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous
A Change of Base.
headache, the after-effects of grip, of and still keeps on the stones, he Is all
Yeast—I see a Philadelphia com fevers and of other acute diseases, right. But If he staggers and plunges
poeer has written a quickstep.
palpitation of the heart, pale and sal­ off. If he misjudges the distance be­
Grimsonbeak—Yes; and I hear they low complexions and all forms of tween his foot and the stones and falls
are using it in Chicago for a funeral weakness, either in male or female. or trips—woe to him. for the marshal
march.—Yonkers Statesman.
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale Peo­ comes after him ami leads him back
ple are sold by all dealers or will be to tlie lock-up.
sent postpaid on receipt of price, fifty
cents a box; six boxes, two dollars
Educating Young Indians.
and fifty cents, by addressing Dr. Wil­
The work of educating young Indi
liams’ Medicine Co., Schenectady, N ans in the West is at times difficult,
Y. Be sure and get the genuine; sub­
but it Is seldom dull
If the teachers
Rheumatic pains arc the cries of protest stitutes never cured anybody.
must confess to a feeling of doubt as to
and distress from tortured muscles, aching
Money in It
joints and excited nerves. The blood hat
their success with boys bearing such
been poisoned by the accumulation of
She—If you had the divine gift of names as Daniel Red Eyes and Andrew
waste matter in the system, and can nc a genius, what would you write?
Yellow Thunder, they can at least con­
longer supply the pare and health sustain­
Jack Mostbroke—Checks.
sole themselves with the fact that the
ing food they require. The whole system
correction of "compositions” is more
feels the effect of this acid poison; and
Lame back makes a young man feel
not until tfic blood has been purified and old. Wizard oil makes an old man fee! diverting than in some Eastern schools
The superintendent of the Lemhi Res­
brought back to a healthy condition will young. See your druggist.
the aches and pain9 cease.
ervation in Idaho is Mr. Mackey. He
Mrs. James Kc’.l, of 707 Ninth street, N. I?.,
Old Philadelphia
lias preserved proofs of his pupils'
Washington, D. C., writes as follows: “A few
months ago I had an attack of Sciatic Rheuma­
October 25 was the two hundredth work in English, in the form of vari
tism in its worst form. The
anniversary of the incorporation of ous essays written by the Indian boys,
pain was so intense that I
the city of Philadelphia, which, in and in several notes of excuse. Here is
became completely pros­
trated. The attack was an
1701, was already a town of some 1500 Daniel Red Eye’s idea of tile school in
unusual’v severe one, and
houses, with more than 5000 inhabi­ which be is a pupil:
my condition was regard­
tants. It was laid out as a parallelo­
ed as being very danger­
"We learn how work In garden, and
ous. I was attended by
gram between the two rivers.
one of the mo t able doc­
cut wood, make fence anil many bard
tors in Washington, who is
work. The girls tn bous sew and wash
also a member of the fac­
»IAFNKSS CANNOT HE CFRID
ulty of a leading medical
dress and cooklt g dinner. I don't like
college here. He told me
By local application«, R« they cannot reach the go to school because my father be tell
to continue his prescrip­
diseased portion oi the ear. There is only one
tions a ad I would r get
. well.
_
After having 1’ filler
to core dvainess. and that is by constitu­ me 1 don’t want to go to school. That
twelve times without receiving the slightest way
remedies. Deafness >« caused by an in- all I have to say or want to say about
benefit, I declined to continue his treatment any tional
condii ion of the mucous lining of the
longer. Having heard of S. S. S.(Swift’s Specific) , flaniol
Eustachian
Tube. When this tube gets in­ a school.”
recommended for Rheumatism, I decided, almost flamed von have
a rumbling sound or ttnper
Daniel had a reasonably good opinion
in despair however, to give the medicine a trial, feet hearing, and when it is entirely closed
and alter I had taken a few bottles I was able tc , deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma­ of himself, as this excuse, sent to bis
hobble around on crutches, and very soon there tion can be taken out and this lube restored to
teacher, indicates:
after had no use for them at all, S. S. S. having
normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
cured me s und and well. All the distressing its
"I wish you excuse me this afternoon
forever;
nine
cases
out
ot
ten
are
caused
by
pains have left me, my appetite has returned catarrh, w hich is nothing but an inflamed
My horse nil run away yesterday even­
and I am happy to be again restored to perfeci condition
of
the
mucous
surfaces.
health.
I hunting my
We will give One Hundred Hollars for any ing and 1 didn’t find.
the great vegetable case of Deainess (caused by catarrh) that can horse this afternoon
Well, I guess
not
be
cured
by
Hall's
Catarrh
Cure.
Send
for
v S k
purifier and tonic, is
_ _ , _ _ that all I toll you about. Your good boy.
the ideal remedy in all circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY A CO.,
Toledo, O. Daniel Red Eyes.”
K, jm
rheumatic troubles.
Sold by Druggists, "oc
Rather more promising is the attitude
There are no opiates 01
Hall's Family Pills are the beat.
minerals in it to disturb the digestion and
of young Mr. Yellow Thunder, who ex
Site of Famous Battle.
lead to ruinous habits.
preses contrition fora fault:
We have prepared a special book on
Bergen, a little village in Noortl.
“Dear Teacher, I am sorry that 1 ran
Rheumatism which every sufferer from Holland province, close to Alkmaar. is
this painful disease should read. It is the the site of a famous battle between the away from school yesterday, but I was
most complete and interesting book of P.usslans and the French, who were crazy boy. 1 will come to school Mon
the kind in existence. It will be sent free assisted by the Dutch in 1799. A mon­ day and not run away atty more. An
to any one desiring it. Write.our physi­ ument was recently unveiled there in drew Yellow Thunder.”
cians fully and freely about your case. We memeory of the Russian soldiers who
So, In spite of truants and runaways
make no charge for medical advice.
and the various vexations of school
perished
in
that
engagement.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. GA.
teaching in a wild country, the good
Spicy.
work goes on. and the reward Is hap­
"If you Intend to dine on us.” quer­ pily not confined to a mere sense of
ied the captured mariner, “why did duty performed.
you greet us with a fusillade?”
Toothbrush Plant.
“Because we always pepper our food
One of the most curious plants in
before eating it,” grinned the cannibal.
the world is the toothbrush plant, a
Taught Gardening by Example.
species of creejier which grows in Ja­
When the present Archbishop of maica By cutting a piece of the stem
MADE BY TMt MAKERS OF
Canterbury was, nearly half a century and fraying the ends the natives make
on . sale
ago. principal of a government train­ a toothbrush, and a dentifrice to use
ing college for teachers, he always with it Is prepared by pulverlziug the
EVERYWHERE
made a point of personally initiating
FREE
his students into the mysteries of gar­ dead stems.
CATALOGUES
dening. and plied spade and rake in
Multan's Pet Mona.
-■ W-iK- >
his shirtsleeves as a teacher and ex­
Among the pets of the Sultan of
GARMENTS
ampier should.
Morocco are seven lions. These he
AND :
mils
to range the courtyards of the
Local Option in Misiiisippi.
I a J.TOWER CO HAVE THE »ANE PC I MTS
palace at night, to act as guards to
Few
as
the
saloons
are
in
Missis
­
dos Y oh '.
the royal harem.
OF EXCELLENCE AND GIVE
I m A55 Í COMPLEX SATISFACTION. sippi. they pay nearly one-third of the
state's total income from privilege tax­
What has become of the old fasb
es. Mississippi is regarded as one of loned mother who allowed her children
the most ultra of prohibition states, to come to the breakfast table In their
made so by the anti-saloon sentiment
In a majority of the counties under night gowns?
the local option system. Fourteen of
A man who frankly admits that be is
the counties pay the bulk of the 1150,- prejudiced never really believes it
000 received annually from this tax.
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C. B. Chamberlin, M. D., w rites from 14th and P. Sts., Washington, D.C.:
“Many cases have come under my observation where Peruna has
benefited and cured. Therefore, 1 cheerfully recommend it for catarrh
and a general tonic.”—C. B. CHAMBERLIN, M. I).
Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, Medical Ex­
aminer of U. S.
Treasury Depart­
ment, graduate of
Columbia college,
and who served
three years at West
Point, has the fol­
lowing to say of
Peruna:
■‘Allow me to
express my grati­
tude to you for the
lien efit derived
from your wonder­
ful remedy. One short month has
brought forth a vast change and I
now consider myself a well man after
months of suffering. Fellow suffer­
ers, Peruna will cure you."
DR. LLEWELLYN JORDAN.
Geo. C. Havener, M. D., of Anacos-
tia, D. C., writes:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum­
bus, O.—Gentlemen: In my practice
I have had occasion to frequently pre­
scribe your valuable medicine, and
have found Its use beneficial, especi­
ally in cases of catarrh.
GEORGE C. HAVENER, M. D.
Dr. L. S. Smith, of Williston, Fla.,
writes:
‘ I have found Peruna a moRt valu­
able remedy for chronic catarrh of
the head, throat, lungs and bronchial
tubes, in fact, no matter where lo­
cated.
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nesses start from colds which devel­
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op into different affections and final­
Send for
ly become chronic, settling often on
the lungs and frequently earning se­
rious trouble in the pelvic organs, Our Complete Annual Cata­
while in women it develops into dis­
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"From my experience with Peruna
It contains full directions for garden
I have found it very efficacious to
work and many useful tables for the
farmer. No one sells better
cure these diseases, and I recommend
Seeds than
it.”
L. S. SMITH. M. D.
LAM BEESON'S SEEDS.
Dr. Mary Smith, Winfield, Ind.,
writes.
“A weak and sick woman must not
expect to bear well children.
For
over 31 years my efforts have been
spent among sick women especially,
and among all the remedies I have
used none excel Peruna. and I be­
lieve that it is the best and safest
medicine to give a woman suffering
from ovarian trouble, inflammation,
and profuse menstruation.
“I would not be doing my duty as
a physician did I not advise its use.
I know by experience that Peruna
cures sick women, and I therefore
gladly indorse it."
DR. MARY SMITH.
If you do not receive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use of
Peruna. write at once to Dr. Hart­
man. giving a full statement of your
case, and he will be pleased to give
you his valuable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman. President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
Ohio.
Adoni-bezek. mentioned in the Book
of Judges, was captured by the Jews,
who cut off his thumbs and great toes.
This was done to prevent his .making
any attempt to regain his throne, as
in the east a maimed man could not
be a king.
The American hopfields employ
about 240,000 men, women and chil­
dren as pickers alone, for there are
72.000,000 hop vines to txa stripped,
and the crop in a good season is worth
$16,000,000.
REV. E. P. MURPHY, President.
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