Impaired Digestion
Hou Many There Were.
“Oh, mamma!” exclaimed little
Johnny, as he rushed into the house,
“there are 2<Mldogs in our back yard. ”
“Are yon »tire that there are that
many?'’ asked his mother.
“Well." replied Johnny, “there is
our dog ami another one, anyway.”
May not be all that is meant by dyspepsia
now, but it will be if neglected.
The uneasiness after eating, fits of nerv«
ous headache, sourness of the stomach, and
disagreeable belching may not be very bad
now, but they will be if the stomach is
suffered to grow weaker.
Dyspepsia is such a miserable disease
The Union Idea.
that the tendency to it should be given
“Did you tip him off to the po
early attention. This is completely over
lice?’’
come by
“Sure,” answered the confidence
man. "Why?”
,
“He’s a non union safe blower.”
which strengthen! ihewhoit.'digestive system
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
The Worm Turned.
Dentist (to patient from Waybaek)
■—Did you ever take gas before?
Patient—Look here, smarty! That
joke’s gone far enough.
You bin
talking’ to that fresh hotel clerk,
ain’t you?
A Good Way to Begin 190'5.
Cleanse the system, purify the blood and reg.
Ulate the live», kidneys, stomach and bowels
with | he Herb medicine, Garlic Id 'lea, thus in
suring health and happiness for the New Year.
Objected to Insects as Food.
The municipality of Geneva manti- ÇZTQ Permanently Cured. .,<•
i: u.
a I I © alter
.»f I ’• Mute' tir ;! Ncn
' factures its own gas. owns water works Restorer.
Semi t<»r Ft I EE S’J.OC ti lui 1 ■ tHe * h .I ti t .t
and furnishes electric light anti power >o. Dn.B.H K lim , l.ui ’ ’I
'’iula<i Ithia. 1G
to the city. ’The electric power is
Trustful in Some Things.
' obtained from the Rhone, on which
! river the council has established an
Brown—It’s curious about people’s
! elaborate turbine system.
beliefs. They will give entire cre
dence to the most absurd things, and
'put no faith whatever in the most
obvious truths.
Black — Yes, I’ve
noticed it.
There’s Green, now. He hasn’t the
least confidence in hash; but he'll eat
SISTERS OF CHARITY
Pe-ru-na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Catarrh
A Coneressmans Letter.
Need Going After.
“Do you believe that all tilings
come to him who waits?”
‘“No” replied the hustler, deci
sively. Pretty nearly everything that
a man wants doesn’t come to him who
waits, but the things worth having
come to him who gets up and humps
himsetlf. ”—Chicago News.
Former White House Mistresses.
Residing in Washington at present
are three former mistresses of the
White House—Mrs. Letitia Tyler
Semple, daughter of President Tyler;
Mrs. Harriet Lane Johnson, niece of
James Buchanan , and Mrs. Ulysses
S. Grant.
Wish All a Happy New Year.
The happiness that ponies with good health
is given to all who use Nature’s giit—Garfield
Tea. This Het h Cure cleanses the system, pur
ifies the blood and removes the cause of dis
ease.
Sounded Familiar.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
A Rap at Kipling.
A London writer, annoyed by hav-
ing to search for the sense in Kip-
ling’s latest verses, declares that the
“poem” seems to be “an attempt to
translate four intelligible lines of
prose into fourteen
unintelligible
lines of verse ”
DEAFNESS CANNOT
BE
CVRKIÌ
By local application«, ns they cannot reach the
dis.a-.d i o-ti.n ,,t me rar. There is only tine
way locure <!■ aine!->. and that is by constitu
tional r<e
. Dimiu-s is caused bv an in-
tlmiie i coiidii ion of the mucous lining of the
EustuebiHU lulie. When this tube gets in-
flailed . on have a rumbling ■'onnd or nnper-
teeth nroe .aud when it is entirely closed
den .... is th- lesulr, ntol 11 a les. i: i e i n ti am ¡na
tion can be taken out ami fl: is tube restored to
its normal condition, hear ing w ill bo dost roved
iorever; nine cases out < t tn are caused bv
cntnrh li. w l.i< li is nothing lull an inflamed
Condi: :<>n oi tlie nitteons surfae. s.
Wewdlgive Ore Hundred Hollars for any
Caso < I Ilea
oiBed by . I'arrh) tliat can
not be cured by Hall's < atarrh Cure. Bend for
circulars, tree.
F. J. CHENEY i CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by Druggists, 7.ic
Dr. Hartman receives many letters from Catholic Sisters all over the
United States. A recommend recently received from a Catholic institution
in Detroit, Mich., reads as follows:
♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
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Detroit, Mich., Oct. 8. 1901.
♦
♦
♦
♦ Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio:
♦
♦
Dear Sir—“The young girl who used the Peruna was suf ♦
♦
♦ fering from laryngitis, and loss of voice. The result of the ♦
♦
♦
♦ treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief,and ♦
♦
♦
♦ after farther use of the medicine we hope to be able to say ♦
♦
♦ she is entirely cured.”
SISTERS OF CHARITY.
♦
♦
♦
:
This young girl was under the care of the Sisters of Charity and ♦
♦ used Peruna for catarrh of the throat, with good results, as the above ♦
♦
♦
*
♦
etter testifies.
♦
♦
SISTERS OF CHARITY
a little mort
Dealing in Mouse Whiskers.
Dr. Hartman, one of the best known
in
the
physicians and surgeons
United States, was the first to form-
It was through his
ulate Peruna.
genius and perseverance that it was
introduced to the medical profession
' man, giving a full statement of your
j case, and he will be pleased to give
' you his valuable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, Preqjdent
of The Hartman Sanitarium, Coluni-
I bus, Ohio.
The Oldest and Best
The Boy Could Direct Her.
Not the Same.
Cholly—I understand you said no
Lady—Little boy, can you direct
girl would ever marry Gussie Gayboy
me to Blank’s shoe store?
Small Boy—Yes’m. You go right or me because we were too fastidious.
Miss Peppery—You didn’t catch it
down this street till you come to a
quite right.
I said you were two
drug store.
fast idiots.—Philadelphia Press.
Lady—Yes; and then—
Small Boy—Then you go in the
I do not believe Piso’s Cure for Con
drug store and look in the directory. sumption has an equal for coughs anil
colds,—J ohn F. B ov kb , Trinity Springs,
Ind., Feb. 15. 1!MX).
Commonplace.
“Some people seem to think he’s
a genius. ”
Oh! he can’t be. He’s too method
ical.”
“Is he, really?”
“Very.
Somebody gave him a
silver match safe over a month ago,
and he still keeps his matches in it.”
—Philadelphia Press.
Rats and the Dog.
Gentleman (indignantly) —When
I bought this dog, you said he was
Why, he don’t
splendid for rats,
touch them.
Dog Dealer — Well, ain’t that
splendid for rats?—Tit-Bits.
DO YOU
The Proof.
WORK IN THE WET?
THE ORIGINAL
Then the defiant militant spirit
took possession of the devoted miss
ionary.
You think I’m a pudding!’
cried. I’ll show you j am not!’
The proof of the pudding is in the
eating!” rejoined the savage darkly.—
Detroit Free Press.
itf’
X
H< Would Enjoy IL
"Did your father use to whip
when you was a boy?” asked
youngster wl.o had been chastised.
“Did he?” rejteated the old gentle
man, reflectively.
“In those days
parents were made of sterner stuff,
and he used to whale me with a
strap. ”
The boy’s eyes brightened instant-
>y-
"Golly!” he cried. “I’d like to
see him do it now.“—Chicago Poet.
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in time. Sold
druggist«.
D. M. FERRY
A.
CO.
Detroit, Mich.
HOOSIER
DRILLS
Before
They Ripen.
Are best because they are thoroughly well made
<>i best niHt- i iiil. ’ Are
*
’
■'
stronger
anti " heavier
l he feed is
than otners, hence more durable. __
I, anti
absolutely accurate, reliable and positiv.,
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will sow same quantity, np or down hill or oil
side hill. Hoosier Drills are cheapest because
BEST. We keep full stock of repairs at princi-
pal points in the Northwest. Uaialogue free.
MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAYER CO.
First and Taylor Sts.
Portland, Oregon.
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
Foot of M arrisoli -SirMt.
Can give yon
Buggies, ¡‘lows.
Windmills and
Machinery. See
the best bargains in
limiers and Engines,
Plinio.» ani (ietterai
us tielore buying.
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Write for Illustrated Catalogue.
ARTHUR C. NEWILL,
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Academic and Collegiate Halls.
COURSES Classical. Literary, scientific and
Commercial. For particulars itpply to
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Holiday Resolutions
iT?
Keeley Cure
bine relief fiom liquor, opium and tooaao©
habiu, bend for partioaUrt to
The Most Suitable
*?or nn <)regotiian is
An Allesina Rust-Proof
Keeley Institute,
Umbrella.
JOHN ALLESINA, Portland.
All Over United States Use
Pe-ru-na for Catarrh.
ty kind
11APJ annual free.
The business done in mouse whis
kers is considerable this year.for they
uro used in the making of the won
derful new tly for fishermen—the new
gray gnat . Anti they are expensive
—nearly two cents it whisker
Trout
rise very much better at mouse whis
ker tlies than at the same “gnat”
dressed in jungle-cock hackles, which
look very much like them..
Sue Brett—Where did you spend
“Hello! Where are you going?”
cried the lion as the fleet footed stag your vacation?
Ham Lett—In the country.
dashed by him.
Sue Brett — Have a good time?
“Oh, I’m just traveling for my
Ham Lett—Sure. It was a genuine
health, ” panted the stag. “Why do
pleasure to find a place where there
you ask?”
“My friend the tiger invited me to were only fresh eggs.—Chicago News.
participate in a stag dinner party to
Women in Tobacco Factories.
day, and I was wondering if you were
the party.”
There are twenty tobacco factories
in France—three in Paris ami the
Automatic Locomotive Stoker.
others in the large cities. In 189‘J
An automatic locomotive stoker has they employed 17,184 hands, 15,732 oi
made its appearance on the Pan whonl were women and girls. Be
handle and it bids fair to make the sides these there are 714 persons em
firemans position a sinecure. Despite ployed as directors, overseers, fore-
the fact that the contrivance is said men, etc.
tc be proving a success, there is no
talk of doing without the services of
A Lawyer’s Witty Reply.
tiremen. who will be expected to take
The
Green
Bag tells of a lawyer
more part in the tunning of the en
who
was
about
to furnish a bill of
gines, provided the fuel is taken care
costs. “I hope” said the client, who
was a baker, "that you will make it
as light as possible.” “Ah,” said
Harder.
the lawyer, “you might perhaps say
Author—There! I’ve finished that
that to the foreman of your establish
novel in three weeks, and now I must
ment, but that is not file way I make
not be interrupted for six months.
my bread.”
His Wife—What are you going to
do now?
Goat Herds and No Forests.
Author—I’m going to write a
short story. — Harper’s Bazar.
Greece pays dearly for her goats.
They are everywhere, and wherever
A Gentle Little Knock.
they are young trees can not grow,
“Ah, yes!” sighed the young poet, says the Forest Leaves. The holm
“when I’m dead I suppose the people oak, for exampe, if left to itself at
who neglect me now will be making tains a height of thirty or forty feet;
pilgrimages to my grave’.”
but it is usually kept down by the
“Why?” she asked—“to make sure goats to the dimensions of a shrub, at
that the news is not too good to be the top of which they continually
true?”—Chicago Record Herald.
gnaw.
PfCSCllt
The Farmer
The Gardener
The Housewife
A Christiiiaa Dinner That Wiw Not Eaten
because of indigestion: this sorry tale would
not have t een told if the system had been reg
ulated and the digestion perfected by the u-e
©f Nature’s remedy , Garfield lea.
This won
derful Herb medicine cures all forms of stom-
a< h, liver anti bowel derangements, cleanses
the system, purities the blood ami lays the
foundation for long life ami continued good
health. Garfield Tea is equally good for young
and old.
309 MORRISON STREET.
want him to complete a set.
Mr. Brown—When I saw him a
moment ago, Mrs. Swell, he said
that he was headed for the free lunch
counter—that is, for the banquet hall.
May I call him for you, Mrs. Swell?
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO, ATLANTA, «JU
you
...
At Our
___ _____
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____ 286 Washington
„
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West of Chicago.
From a Catholic institution in Ohio
comes the following recommend from
the Sister Superior:
“Some years ago a friend of our in
stitution recommended to us Dr. Hart
man’s Peruna as an excellent remedy
for the infuenza of which we then had
several cases which threatened to be I
of a serious character.
“We began to use it and experienced
Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
such wonderful results that since then
DAVID ME WK I SON.
Peruna has become our favorite medi
A Dinner Dance.
cine for influenza, catarrh, cold, cough
If you do not receive prompt and
Mrs. Swell—Do you know where and bronchitis.”
satisfactory results from the use of
Mr. Dancer is, Mr. Brown? We
SISTER SUPERIOR.
Peruna, write at once to Dr. llart-
S. S. S. is a combination of roots
and herbs of great curative powers,
and when taken into the circulation
searches out and removes all manner
of poisons from the blood, without
the least shock or harm to the system.
On the contrary, the general health
begins to improve from the first dose,
for S. S. S. is not only a blood purifier,
but an excellent tonic, and strength
ens and builds up the constitution
while purging the blood of impuri
ties. S. S. S. cures all diseases of a
blood poison origin, Cancer, Scrofula,
Rheumatism, Chronic Sores and
Ulcers, Eczema, Psoriasis, Salt
Rheum, Herpes and similar troubles,
and is an infallible cure anti the only
antidote for that most horrible disease,
Contagious Blood Poison.
A record of nearly’ fi“y years of
successful cures is a record to be proud
of. S. S. S. is more popular today
tha:. ever. It numlicrs its friends by
the thousands. Our medical corres
pondence is larger than ever in the
history of the medicine. Many’ write
to thank us for the great good S. S. S.
has done them, while others are seek
ing advice about their cases. All
letters receive prompt and careful
attention. Our physicians have made
a life-long studyof Blood and Skin Dis
eases, and better understand such cases
than the ordinary’ practitioner who
makes a specialty of no one disease.
We are doing great
good to suffering
humanity through
our c insulting de-
partment, and invite
you to write us if you have any blood
or skin trouble. We make no charge
whatever for this service.
you tell the
going to call
Jungle Talk.
Why experiment with untried remit-
<1 e- for pain? Uso Wizard 0.1 at once,
ami be happy. Your druggist has it.
"You wretch!
You miscreant!
You worst of all villians!” exclaimed
the heroine at rehersal.
The heavy villain, who had just
joined the company, look patiently
aggrieved, and said : “Excuse me; is
that in the part, or are you acting
as stage manager?” — Washington
Star.
Money for Her.
Little Edith had never seen a lob
Mr. Gill—I dreamd the other night
ster before, and when dining at the that I was going around in rags.
home of a playmate she was offered a
Fortune Teller—Ah! that means
portion, she politely replied:
“No, money!
thank you; 1 never eat grasshopper.”
Mr. Gill—Docs it really, madam?
Fortune Teller—Yes indeeid. One
*
dollar, please. — Philadelphia Press.
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