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AN IDEAL OFFICER. Some OHtinctio* In That Don’t let my refusal of your pro Rear Admiral Rnnce Had Served Many posal embitter you, Mr. Simpkins. Year« In Uncle Pam*. Navy. He—Oh, not all. After all, it is Rear Admiral Francis M. Bunce, who something, to have been rejected by a girl who owns a >500 dog.—Detroit recently died at bis home In Hartford. Conn., had siient many years of his life Free Press. in Uncle Sam's naval service and made an enviable record for himself as a Nothing New In That. commanding officer. He was born in "You can't dispute the miracles in the Bible, man. why just consider Hartford sixty-five years ago and en tered the Naval Academy at Annap the raising of Lazarus!" “Humph! I've seen people raised olis in 1852. He graduated from the that have been dead longer than Laz naval college in 1857. During the Civil arus. Why my wife raises Cain every War he saw much active service and day!”—Denver Times. Dogs of Alaska. The dogs of Alaska are called mala- mutes. They are a cross between a dog and a wolf and work in harness soon after birth. They do not bark, but have a peculiar howl. They have long hair and can sleep in the open with the thermometer 60 de grees below zero. Their usual food is fish and seal blubber. They are fed once a day, usually at night. Brooklyn, N. Y-, Nov. 15th.—A Medical authority Kays: **In many families throughout the worfd tiartield Tea often takes the place of the family pijysician. for practically everyone suffers at timaafrom disorders of stomach, liver, kidneys or bowels. Certainly from no other medicine can such good results be obtained. This Herb remedy makes people well, thus Ireatly increasing their capacity for enjoying lie. It is god4 lor young and old.'* ’ ... “ ■ -- brotherly Assistance. Rodrfck—They i saw that Beaker was held up by masked men the REAB ADMIRAL ritANCIS M. BUMCB. other night. Van Albert—Yes; it was at the mas- was wounded by the premature explo querade ball. If they hadn’t held him up he’d never got home.—Chi sion of a cartridge in 1863. Since the Civil War Admiral Bunce cago Daily News. had been assigned to duty at the Bos Long live the King! Th« King is ton, Washington and Brooklyn navy Wizard Oil; Pain his enemies, whom yards and on torpedo inspection. He was president of the naval college at he conquers. Newport for two years, succeeding Captain Mahan. In February, 1898, he Rather Serious. was made rear admiral, and in Decem Wife—I had to get a policeman to ber of the same year was placed on the put out the eook. retired list Husband—Gone, is she? In appearance Admiral Bunce was “Oh, no. He proved to be her the typical commanding officer, being best fellow, and they’re both waiting over six feet In height, nnd splendidly ■for you in the back hall.”—Life. proportioned. As a young man, it Is said, he was one of the strongest men In ' Good Reason. the navy. His temperament was genial, Arthur—Alai the widow given you and while he believed la discipline he any reason,to nope? was neither harsh nor severe. He was Chester—Yes; she told me last a favorite with the officers of the ser night that I» reminded her of the vice, and with the enlisted men. only husband she had evdr really loved. 4 I AMERICAN COUNTESS EITQ Permanently Cured. No fit* or nervousnw 111 V after first <lay’i» a»eof t>r. Klin»’»Great Nerve Beetorer. Bend for FK BE 1’4.00trial bottleand treat is». D b . R. H. K link . Ltd. 931 ArchSt.. Philadelphia,Pa Far Sighted. Little Girl—Please, mamma, can I hold the baby for awhile? Mother—No, dear; you're too lit- tta. You’d let him fall. gt^-Ale^rirl—Well, mamma, can I rhave Hm^en he’8 worn 0Ut? y man, woman and child sufiTer- UI|||Tf" f)Kve>th colds, atthma, croup, pneu- WflNIr |Png Wnr consumption towrite us. IIMil I L M^on^iTO fm < i Co., Chattanooga American Luu< B Tenn. ___________ pressed. "I am afraid BiggiDS haa met with v 'h Wink bo .” “We:to^±8^ithagloomy,ook’ / ’ ”° ’“ch thing as dis- ndship. That is almost ggr Chas.Ste'at a man has been try ing to orrfr,. money. ’ ’—E xchange. GEIS A NEW HOME. Count Boson de Perigord, who re cently married Miss Helen Morton, daughter of Levi P. Morton, former Vice President of the United States, has bought the Chateau of Valencay, near Paris, for 2,718,365 francs $543,- 673). The Chateau de Valencay, the grand old home of the Talleyrands, is situ ated In Central France, In the former Province of Berry. The chateau, with Its gardens, park and fruitful orchards, comprises more than 7,000 acres. So large is the castle that recently, when it was put up for sale. It was said that no one but an American millionaire could afford to buy It. The upset price fixed for the chateau -j. am snre Plso’if Cure for Consumption saved my life ihre< vearsago— M rs T hos . B obbins . Maple B.reet, Norwich, N. Y., Feb. 17, WOO. ♦ Not Unusual. May—Have you heard of Clara’s hard luck? Belle—No. What is it? “Now that they are married they have to retrench awfully to make up the money he wasted while courting her.”—Life. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth- to*. Syrup the best remedy to use for tt'ir ok '•‘"to during the teething period. T Th< Hour Was Late. MISS HELEN MORTON. “Now McBrane has more good sense than anyone I know ” con- tinned Mr Staylate. “I tell you, he’s the coming man.” "If he has ail the sense you say,” remarked Miss Peppery, making an effort to suppress a yawn, “I should think he would be the going man at this hour.”—Philadelphia Press. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. fi!5H0P SCO1 T ACADfMY fui , sotn iö ’ o n HuMF '•CHOOl FOR BOYS “IllILRY »Nb VM ‘.I IP • Mf. " A t. M » III . i1» l*( ' ...Columbia Universit Academic and Collegiate HaljJ C0VR8E9—ClaMical. Literary. Sciet^ Itific and Commercial. For particulars apply ' REV. E. P. MURPHY, Pres Caivsnity Park, Portland (Oregon. Fo OREGON St. Helen s School foi Thirty-third year Com modi lag. Modern equipment and college preparatory coni dal conrm in mu«lc and J tmte! eatalogqa. All der^V re.pm September is. MIPS KJ.BANOB TEH^B t PTS, T«, Principal. flÿrui alone at the auction sale last May was $520,000, but, as no one bid that amount, the sale was withdrawn. Built In the form of a right angle, with the other sides of the square completed by gardens, the medieval chateau Is sur rounded by a moat crossed by a draw bridge. Valencay has borne a part in the history of France ever since the days of Charlemagne. Up-to-Date Witchcraft. The witch business in Pennsylvania Is not what is used to be in good oid Massachusetts days. Last week, in Shamokin, Mr. Schuck, whose avoca tion is dealing In black art and In ex orcising witches, failed to Induce a Th» Difference. small but select coterie of witches to Pater—You are very forward, sir. ' leave some cows In whose midst they hftd taken up a habitation. So the law In my day the young man waited got Bold of Mr. Schuck and hauled him until he was asked to call. Young Man—Yes,and now he waits to jail—all because the witches until he’s asked not to call. wouldn’t leave, the cows couldn’t get well, and Mr. Schuck wouldn’t return the $1.75 he had collected for evicting the vexatious spirits.—The Observer, OFEXPERIENCt In Harper’s Weekly. ANO THE STAR OF STARS For WATCHES, DIAMONDS snd .¡EWEI.RY when you csn buy un redeemed pledges for Amount of Money Loaned with interest at the Portland Loan Office, AU BACK OF EVERY WATERPROOF 01 LEO SLICKED OR COAT tEASM TMI5TUAPE MAHR Age of Whales. The age of the whale is calculated ac cording to the number of laminae, or layers, of the whalebone, which In creases yearly. From these indications ages cA 300 to 350 years have been as signed to w to Isa The Cheerful Wight. OUR GUARANTY Largest of Flying Birds. ,(J ON 3ALB EVWTWMffff X c « § OF IMITATI0N3 OP SA PME NT3 ANP MATS M a • AV TOWE PO. BOSTON. M ASS, ’V o T t T;ST» r ?>K gow . <SF“New Jewelry at <0 per cent, lower than at any Jewelry Store In Portland. MORE THAN HALF A CENTURY The largest of flying birds is the Cali fornian vulture or condor, measuring from tip to tip 9*4 to 10 feet, and ex ceeding considerably in size the true condor of South America. The bird lays but one egg each season, large, oval, ashy green, and deeply pitted. Why Pay High Prices? Haa ball bearing In turn-tabla. Turns freely to the wind. Ball bearing» thrust in wheel, Injuring |ignte«t running qualities and referring greatest amount of power for pumping. Galvanized after making Fut together with galvanized bolt*, d*»uble-nutted; no ¡•art can rum or get loowe and rattle. vt eight regulator: perfect regulation. No tpring to change tension with every change of tctnneratnre, and grow weaker with age. Repair*- a.wava on hand. Theee thing« are worth money to votl. Then wny not buy a STAR? MITCHELL, LEWIS A ST AVER CO. RORTLARD, OREOOH. "Yes, he’s always happy when he’s hunting for work. ” "What a cheerful disposition. And is he never discouraged, never sari?” "Only when he finds it.”—Phila delphia Press. WANTED—A local agent in each township to sell our up-to-date publications, flood remuneration and steady employment. Address, UNION PUBLISHING, CO., Room 10, Lewi, Bldg., Cor. Sth «nd Morri »on St»., PORTLAND. ORB. JOHN POOLE, Portend, Oregon, Summer Resolutions F«oto< MonMoa SUMh UV Keeley Cure *trt relief horn liquor, opium and tooooaj habita, hand for particulars to Vaalau laeiihifa Moved to 4 40 William» KBBliy inSUlMlB, Ave., fortlwnd, Oregon. M . P. > . I . Local Agent Wanted. s.. 4 7 1 It'JLN writing tw advertiser« pAeaaa H mei'tl-wO thia paper« Can give you Bngvieo. Pkyr*. Win mills and Machinery. See Patents the best bargains In Hollers and Engines, Piimni and General us oelore buying. Send no Money I Put a model or drawing with a description, n <1 wc will advlw v n J. S. Duffle PDI’P A Co.. 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