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Salt Rheum Counting Hit Chicken,. "Before I give my consent to your engagement to my daughter, what is your annual income?" It may become chronic. “Counting everything, sir, about $4,- It may eover the body with 000, as near as I can tell.” large, inflamed, burning, itching, “Yes—hm—and added to this would be the $3,000 income which I promis scaling patches and cause intense ed to settle on her which would—” suffering. It has been known to "Yes, sir, yes—that is if you don’t mind. I've already counted that in.” do so. —New York Times. Do not delay treatment. Thoroughly cleanse the system of the humors on which this ailment depends and prevent their return. The medicine taken by Mrs. Ida E. Ward. Cove Point, Md.. was Hood's Sarsaparilla. She write»: " I had a disagreeable itching on my anna which I concluded was salt rheum. I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla and in two days felt better. It was not long before I was cured and I have never bad any skin disease since.” Hood’s Sarsaparilla Street-Car Pass for Dog. A Detroit man has a pass which en titles him to carry his dog with him on the street cars. The pass is in the shape of a photograph of the dog, on the back of which is an order, signed by the superintendent of the lines, di recting the conductors of all cars to permit the dog to ride. The dog—a Boston terrier—is known to nearly all the conductors, and it is rarely necessary for the owner to show his order. The Distinctions. “I could never see,” remarked the Sabbatarian, caustically, “wherein the .‘sacred concert’ differs from the ordin ary concert.” “Why, that's simple enough,” re plied Waggs. “It is?” "Certainly. The ‘sacred concert’ is A Favorite Spot given on Sundays only.”—Philadel Miss Dusnap (disgustedly).—This phia Press. is the sixth jug I have hooked into and pulled up. Sweet Revenge. Mr. Bertwhistle (confidently)— Diggs — And you arn’t going away Good! That shows that this must be a pretty fine place to fish.—Brooklyn on a vacation this summer? Daggs—You bet I’m not; my land Eagle.________________ lord said, if I closed up the house and There is more Catarrh In this section of the went away he should charge me rent country than all other disrates put together, just the same, and I'm going to stay and until the last few years was supposed to be at home to get even with. him.— Incurable. For a great many year, doctors pro nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local Ohio State Journal. Promises to euro and keeps the promise. It is positively une qualed for all cutaneous eruptions. Take it. remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires constitu tional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure, man ufactured by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in dores from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it falls to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad dress, F. J. CH ENEY & CO., Toledo, O. 8old by Druggists, 75c. Hall’s Family Fills are the best. Seek Protection from Extortion. Eight hundred residents in South ' London have joined a tenants' protec tive league, started a few weeks ago, *"to enable weekly tenants to combine for self-protection against the extor tionate and illegal demands of land lords and rate collectors, and for pro vision of the necessary legal assist ance.” Pure Blood, Beautiful Complexion [Go hand in hand, on * impossible without the other, »nd the best, quickest, easiest blood ¡purifier isCascaretsCandy Cathartic. Alldrug gists, lue, 2oc, ¡Ac. An Insuperable Obstacle. ■ “What foolish things they do say about the Rockfeller fortune. Here is someone who claims that if it was in $1 bills it would encircle the earth.” "Well, wouldn't it?” "Of course not. How would you get them across the ocean?”—Cleve land Plain Dealer. Time proves all things. It has 6een Wizard Oil cure pain for over forty years. Many people know this. Suffering Atchison. Was there even an elocutionist who did not recite a piece in which she takes a quick step forward, and, put ting out a tremendous hand, shrieks in a high key, “Halt!”—Atchison Globe. Illi LIT r nEve-v man. woman and child suffer- WAN I P ||in- w ’11 colds. a<thma, croup, pneu- ■I Mil I L Uino,lla or consumption to write us. American Lun« Balm l*a<l Co., Chattanooga. To Fit New Conditions. "In a baseball game near Boston the ostrich swallowed the ball.” “That would appear to necessitate a change in the language of the game.” “What change?” "Out in a fowl.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. 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In cases of croup and whooping cough in child ren St. Jacob’s Oil will be found super ior to any other remedy. St. Jacob’s Oil is for sale through out the world. It is clean to use—not at all greasy or oily, as its name might imply. For rheumatism, gout, sciatica, neuralgia, cramp, pleurisy, lumbago, sore throat, bronchitis, sore ness, stiffness, bruises, toothache, headache, backache, feetache, pains in the chest, pains in the back, pains in the shoulders, pains in the limbs, and all bodily aches and pains It has no equal. It acts like magic. Safe, sure and never failing. Tenn. Quick Time. A Luxurious Traveler. CANADA’S ONLY WORAN flARBLE CUTTcR. The novel sight of a young lady work ing with majlet and chisel over a tomb stone may be witnessed in Windsor. Out., any time during week days. The engraver is Miss Allee Rigg, daughtei of George Rigg, whose marble work» are located on I’itt street east. She I the only woman marble cutter in th dominion. It was six years ago that Miss Rlgj first began to work with chisel. Sb« used to look after her father’s offict after reboot One dull evening. l>- iti: lost for something to do. she picked up the simp tools aud chiseled away for FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. Success Is Yours if You Want It. THE STAR OF STARS STEEL JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, rootot Morrison Street Can give you ths best bargain« in The Best Way to Improve Spare STAR Moments. You cannot get up In the world without making an effort, and that effort must be well directed. Make up your mind what you want to be and never give up until you have ac complished it. Even one hour a day • wisely applied to study will not only : ¡give you a better*education, but will raise you to a higher position in life. Untold advancement In education has been made by the inauguration of ' the correspondence system. Nowa- , days no one within reach of a post- office has any excuse for lacking a ; good education. Such education is ' now within the reach of every young I man and woman in the Pacific North west. We give instruction by mail— a method of teaching which has proved abundantly satisfactory. Wit- | ness the responsible positions held i by thousands bf those who have ob- | tained a large part of their education by correspondence. We offer you a choice of 28 studies .arranged in the i following courses: Commercial (in cluding Bookkeeping, Stenography, etc.,) Mathematical. Historical. Eng lish and Scientific, and Ancient and Modern Languages. Our field Is lim ited to the Pacific Coast, thus enab pastime. The agility an.l cleverness ling us to give quick returns and the with which she handled the instru closest attention to the individual stu ments surprised her father. She liked dent. For all information address the novelty in connection with the ex Pacific Coast periment. and it was not long until she Corresponde n e Institute did the most of tier father’s engraving. Portland, Oregon. Now she is his sole engraver. She dons the heavy canvas apron used by the Wr/ta at one, Il thia id w/// ngt men. and works out in the open with appaar naxt vraak. her father. “I like engraving, and that’s why I am chiseling here to-day,” Side Show Gossip. said Miss Rigg to a reporter. "I wou d “The Armless Wonder is a cute much rather work with the cti’.o! than one.” do housework.” “What’s he been up to now?” “Sent a specimen of his writing, SnE WAS THE done with his toes, to a woman who PRESIDENT’S FRIEND. makes a business of reading charac ter from handwriting. But she was This Is a picture of little Laura Am cute. too. She wrote back that he bler, whose photograph was tile only must be left-handed.—Philadelphia one on President McKinley's desk in Bulletin. ills home at Canton. Ohio. 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BISHOP’SCOÎT ACADEMY eàjrifiiASiw. oWeT'j,? ’ , ' ■ JOUNDtO ,1870. À HOME SCHOOL FOR BOYS MILITARY AND MANIIAI IR a HINC ‘ X. C'.’N F W III . P R 'N CIP 11 . MITCHELL, LEWIS & ST AVER CO. ...Columbia University... PORTLAND, OREGON. N. P. N. ft. Academk and Collegiate Halls. No. 4tt- 1901. writing to advertisers monti on this paper. W HEN please COl’RSES—Classical, f.ilerjry, Scientitic and Commercial. For partichlars apply to REV. E. P. MURPHY, President, University Fark, Portland, Oregon. INCORPORATED 189». ESTABLISHED 1870. G. P. RUMMEUN A SONS. 120 i.cor^S;., Maar Washington, Portland, Orogen. The Loading and Reliable Furriors of the Northwest. Fur Coats, (’apes, Collarettes, Boas, Etc.. Made in all the Fashionable furs. Fur Trimmings. Robes and Rugs. Send for Catalogue. <l^*Furs remodeled and repaired. Write us. Why Pay High Prices? For WATCHES, DIAMONDS and JEWELRY when yon can buy un redeemed pledges for Amount of Money Loaned with interest at the Portland Loan Office, £l^^N‘ew Jewelry at 40 per cent, lower than at any Jewelry Store in Portland. She Believed Him. Youth Versus Age. Wigg—She is very susceptible to Mr. Boreum (dyspetically)—My flattery. dear, I can taste that lemon pie that Wagg—I should say so. I once told we had at dinner yesterday, tonight. Willie Boreum (longingly)—Gee! her she was as sweet uc honey, and —would you believe it?—the very I wish I could—Boston Herald. next day she had hives.—Philadel Possession Is Everything. phia Record. Ethel—Oh .mamma, it’s awful hot "Polka Dot Revelation ” here in the sun. Mother—Well, why don’t you move, Bishop W. A. Chandler has been Ethel—’Cause I got here first, talking to the St. Louis southern Methodist ministers on the higher dear? criticism and the tendency to ritual ism in the church. He deprecates Too Much for Htr. special musical programmes and paid “Yes. Mrs. Bouncer wanted to send choirs and soloists. The higher crit her daughter to Bryn Mawr, but she icism , he declares, Insists on a "sort decided on Vassar.” of polka dot revelation.” "What influenced her decision?” “fho couldn’t pronounce Bryn [ » O L'ermm ' tiy Cured. •> : or nervousne 1 U B W rJter ii;st iitv’s iKGiflD .{line’sGreftt Nerv- Mawr.”—Philadelphia Bulletin. Restorer, ben.I mr FU Eli ^'¿.OOttial bottle mid treat >o. Dn. R. li K line . Ltd.vai Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa SAVED BY A FRIEND ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Accnrate Description. “What kind of a cover is this on your umbrella?” said the inquisitive friend. "Well,” answered the unblushing One Woman Rescued From Death person, “judging by the way it came by Another. into my possession, and the way it “If it had not been for one of my will probably depart, 1 should call It friends I would not be here to tell a changeable siik.”—Exchange. the tale. ” l’iso’s Cure for Consumption is an infal These were the words of Miss Fran lible medicine for coughs and colds.—N. Must Bear Signature of W. S amuel . Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, ces Hathaway, of No. 416 Pine street, 1900. Kalamazoo, Mich., whose interview is published in the Holland, Mich., Starting Out Fair. Time». Archie—Say are you our new “ It is really remarkable that I did See Fac-SImllo Wrap par Below, not lose my life,” she said. “When nurse? Nurse—Yes, dear. I was 16 years old was taken ill. I A rec hie—Well, I want to tell you was pale and weak and grew easily now that I’m one of the boys that tired and the family doctor seem«! you will have to manage by kindness, FOR REAOACHEk unable to help me at all.” “Didn’t you try any othenr physi so you’d better get some sponge cake FOR BiniNEtt. and oranges right away. cians?” asked the newspaperman. FOR RIUOUSHEtt. “Yes, but they did not help me FOR TOinO LIVER. Of Course. either. My parents tried various FOR CONSTIPATIOR. "Is that Mrs. Brown of Boston?” remedies and treatment but I only "I dunno her name, but she’s Bos FOR SALLOW SKIM. kept getting worse. By the time I bred.” FOR THE COMFLKXIOR was 19 years old I was thin and blood ton "Then she’s brown, of course.”— less as a ghost. ” Purely TefetaMe.>^>fr Cleveland Plain Dealer. “What did the doctors call your disease?” inquired the reporter. Fatiguing. CURE SICK HEADACHE. “They said my blood had turned Mr. Pathlot—This country has to water and I had anaemia. I felt maintained a standing army for r dreadful. It was about this time that many, many years. IN WET WEATHER Miss Huntley advised me to try Dr. His Wife—Goodness sake, Henry! Williams Pink Pills for Pale People, They ought to be dreadfully tired!”— as she had been cured of a somewhat Ohio State Journal. WEARS similar trouble by their use. I bought Ec o of the Census. a box and la’fore I had taken all the "So your name is Paddy O'Nara. pills I found that they were doing me good. My appetite increased and the Are you skilled?” "Am I phwat?” healthy color began to show in my “Are you up in your occupation?” I cheeks and lips. I continued to use "No. Oi'm down. Oi’m a coal min the pills until I had taken fifteen er, sor.”—Exchange. boxes when I found myself entirely cured. ” OILED Italy's Woman Lawyer. “Have you ever had any return of WATERPROOF Signorina Teresa Laborioll Is the the trouble?” asked the reporter. CLOTHING first woman lawyer in Italy. She has »LACK OR YPLLOW • “No; never a bit. I cannot re passed her examination with honors, member a time when I was as strong but, as she does not desire to advo WIL KEEP YW MY NOTHING ELSE WILL' and healthy as now. I know that Dr. cate the "new woman" she determln JAKE NO SIBOTITUTEO • CATALOGUES rPEE-1 *0*wlli^iV.l7b(y ££,of* garments and hats Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People ed not to practice. _ A J TOWER CO. BOSTON. MASS. 48 saved my life and I believe that no His Answer. other medicine could have done so.” Anaemia is not the only disease "Pa.” said Willie, looking up from which succumlis to the potent influ his book, “What’s the 'Spirit of ’76,’ ence of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for anyway?” “Spirit of ’76," his pa replied, “I Pale People. They are an unfailing specific for such diseases as loco guess that’s any twenty five year old motor ataxia, partial paralysis, St. whiskey.”—Philadelphia Press. Vitus’ dance, sciatica, neuralgia, Heard Nothing of the War. If yoa haven't a regular, healthy movement of tM rheumatism, nervous headache, the bowein every day, you’re tick, or will be. Keep your Sven Hedin, the explorer, reached bowel« open, and be well. Force. In the shape of after-effects of the grip, palpitation of violent phy»ic or pill |A)l«on. is dangerous. The easiest, most perfect way of Keeping the the heart, pale and sallow complex Charkhlik In the heart of China, last 'itnoothPRt. bOW fils clear and clean is to take April, without hearing of the troubles ions and all forms of weakness either in the eastern part of the empire. He in male or female. They are sold found the Chinese polite and obllg CANDY by all druggists or direct from Dr. ing. CATHARTIC Williams’ Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y. Price 50 cents per box; six Summer Resolution» boxes, 92.50. Genuine Carter’s Little Liver Pills. MISS I. AURA AMtll.FH. girl is the daughter of B. S. Amnier, a lawyer, of Salem. Ohio, a friend of the martyred President. Site Is an unusu ally pretty, sunny dispositionell child, and how much of a pet she was to President McKinley is evident from the fact that, he placed her picture where It would frequently meet bls gaze. “Did you meet any Philadelphia Cecil Rhodes never does anything girls at Atlantic City?" EXPECTS TO HARNESS CYCLONES. by halves. When he came over to “Yes; and I proposed to one.” England by the fast mail from Africa, Prof. B. B. Britts, of Richland Center. “What did she say? ’ besides other specially provided com Wis., has a mysterious machine which “ She told me to come back at the forts, he was accompanied by his own he says will take power from the wind Chef, his own poultry and his own end of a year and 1 might kiss her.” and store It In such a —Detroit Free Press. Cow. manner that it may be used at will. He main Heroic Treatment. Easy. tains that he can bridle Old Lady—You shouldn’t answer “Which would you rather, Tommy, 1 a slight breeze or a cy ine in that way, Bobby. You should he born lucky or rich? asked Uncle tespect gray hairs. clone and convert the Tredway. Bobby—That ain’t what my aunt power to the use of “Both," replied Tommy, sententious- •ays. She says that they should be ly.—Detroit Free Press. man. yanked out. O m a h a capitalists Under Control. have been asked to in- A Timely Hint. The Count—Your daughter, madam, raor. britts . vest |n a plant for the Every married man should join says she is perfectly willing to have I manufacture of Britts’ strange ma fionie good society—the society of his me. Wife and children for instance.—Chi The Mother—Yes; she is very du chine. The Inventor guards his secret with great care, but says that he will be cago News. tiful. in a position to make a public demon t- stration of the cyclone-harnessing ma chine in a short time. "In this Western country there Is nev er a time,” said Inventor Britts, "when there is not sufficient wind to make It possible for my device to acquire pow er. It Is different from a windmill, and Is so carefully constructed that It may be operated with the slightest The diseases most feared are those which are Inherited — handed down from generation to gen breeze. My Invention will do away ieration, and family to family. By far the most with all other methods of generating ^destructive of these is Cancer, which finds the power. It is applicable to locomotives, greatest number of its victims among the children and will displace electricity and com •fid grand-children of those whose blood was tainted with this dreadful malady. You may carry this poison in the blood for years, but pressed air in propelling street cars. It as the vital powers begin to wane a slight bruise or cut, wart or mole, sore or will also be valuable for navigation pimple may develop into Cancer. From middle life to old age is the time when purposes, and will make coaling sta pie slumbering poison is most apt to break out, a sore or ulcer often degenerating tions and steam power a thing of his into Cancer, and Tumors become more progressive and ulcerate through the skin, tory.” the sharp, shooting pains causing the most intense suffering. Whore the Joke Came In. The Cancer patient naturally grows despondent as one after another the usual remedies fail, and the sore shows no sign of healing. The impurities that have “Did you ever hear the joke about the been accumulating in the system, perhaps for generations, cannot be eliminated nor guide In Rome who showed some trav the poisoned blood made pure by salves, washes and plasters. The proper treatment elers two skulls of Saint Paul, one as is to purify and build up the blood, remove the cause, when the sore or ulcer heals. S. S. S. goes directly a boy and the other as a man?” asked an American of a German friend, who .. J- B. Arnold, of Greenwood, S. C., ■writes: “A into the blood, destroys tiny ulcer came, just under the left eye. It began the virus, stops the for claimed that he had acquired the real i spreading, and grew worse rapidly, destroying the mation of Cancerous New England sense of humor. “No,” ?it went. As Cancer is hereditary in my family cells and cleanses the said the German. Iieaming In anticipa < .CBme thor°u<hly alarmed, consulting the best phy- •*?*• v* an<1 taking many blood medicines, none of system of impurities. tion of a good story. "Tell it me at which did me any good, when one of our leading What we say of S. S. S. once, mein friend, dat joke.” "’T’kkists advised me to try S. S. 8., and by the time as a cure for Cancer is •had taken the second bottle the Cancer began to supported by the testi Frog Showers. snow signe of healing, the discharge grew gradually mony of those who have less and finally ceased altogether, the sore dried up “A Cornell professor says that frog tested it and been re and nothing remains but a slight scar. I feel that I spawn can be carried up in the atmos stored to health. •we my life to 8. 8. 8.” Begin in time, don’t phere and hatched out in the clouds.” —ait until the blood is so polluted and the system so thoroughly saturated with the “By gum, you bet I’ll carry an um poison that no medicine, however efficacious, can check the progress of the disease. brella next time I go out.”—Cleveland If there is a taint in your blood get it out at once, don’t wait for some external evi Plain Dealer. dence of it, the appearance of a tumor or ulcer. We have prepared a special book on Cancer which we will mail free. Our physicians are ready to help you by their advice and such direction aa your case requires. Write us fully and freely — no Charge foe madical advice. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, QA. ARE YOU AMBITIOUS? CARTEAS A WISE MAN I BESTFORTHE BOWELS Just About. Uncle Jason (at the seaside hotel) —What’s the difference between the American and European plans, John? Galey—Oh! ahout the same differ ence as between embezzlement and robbery.—Puck. Turning the Tablas. thb E Keeley Cure I bur« relief from lie not, opium and tobaeee habile wad tor partiealare te ff*alaw In»liiii4a Moved to 4‘JO William« Ellllj inSlIlUlB, Are.. Portland. Oregon. Bright Man Wanted. WANTED—A bright young manor woman to represent us in each local ity. A good opportunity for steady and lucrative employment. Address, UNION PUBLISHING CO.. Mrs. Newbrlde Isn't at all satisfied with her husband's salary. No; she says it isn't nearly so Speaking of women and folding beds, good as her father used to make.— 10 Lewis Bnildlnr, a man can shut the latter up. Boston Journal. Mb and MorrUun Sts.. ■ PORTLAND, 088 Plee—nt. Palatable. Potent Taste Good Do Onoi Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. We. e We writ« tor free aample. and booklet <« bealtb Addfeae . a«.Hi.» UM, < mm M, cstaM^ SiM. n l, S m tart. MSs KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAR