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The Stimulus of Pure Blood How ths Fust Started. A ROYAL QUARREL. That hand-me-down suit you’re wearing,” remarked Rivers, “reminds me of an unripe watermellon. ” “Why?” asked Brooks. “Because its’ so different. One isn’t cut to fit, and the other isn’t fit to cut. ” It was then that Brooks blazed away at him.—Pick-Me Up. As a Result of Which Prince«« Beat- rice Ia in France. That is what is required by every organ of the body, for the proper performance of its functions. It prevents biliousness, dyspep sia, constipation, kidney complaint, He Could Not Win a Woman. rheumatism, catarrh, nervousness, Mother—Ethel is the very image weakness, faintness, pimples, of what I was at her age. He—Really! I shouldn’t have blotches, and all cutaneous erup thought it possible! tions. Mother (coldly) May ask why? It perfects all the vital processes. He (seeing his error, and striving to W. P. Keeton, Woodstock. Ala., took Hood's rectify it)—Oh—er—I was forgetting Sarsaparilla to make his blood pure. Ho what a long time ago that must srriteB that he had not felt well but tired for have been!—Punch. tome time. Before he had finished tho first bottle of this medicine he felt better and when he had taken the second was like another man — free from that tired feeling and able to do his work. The Ingredients. “What did you find on the vessel which washed ashore this morning?” asked the cannibal king of his chief. “Only a shipwrecked shoemaker and a case of sherry, sire”. “ ’Tis well, slave. Make me a sherry cobbler for dinner. I have often heard of such a delicasy. ”— Baltimore American. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Promises to cure and keeps the promise. Accept no substitute, but get Hood’s today. It would appear from reports cabled to the metropolitan newspapers that there is discord in the family of the late Queen Victoria. The cause of the quarrel is the greed of the widowed Princaae Beatrice, the youngest daugh ter. whose husband, Henry ot Batten berg. died in Africa in 188«. It seems that the sprig of royalty, who since her husliand's death has lived at Osborne cottage, close to Osborne house on tbe Isle of Wight, has removed from the | latter place to her own home various article« of great value, including some priceless china, and also annexed parts of the grounds of the Queen’s estate to her own property. During the life of the tjueen there was no open rupture between brothers and sisters, but with in tbe (last few months criticism of her acts have so enraged the Princess that she lias sought sympathy and refuge with the ex-Empress Eugenie, whose The Past GUARANTEES The Future The Pleasing Answer. The Fact That St. Jacobs Oil Has cured thousands of cases of Rheumatism, Gout. Lumbago, Neuralgia. Sciatica, Sprains. Bruises and other bodily aches and pairs is a guarantee that it will cure other cases. It is safe, sure and never failing. Acts like magic. Conquers Pain Price, 35c and 50c. SOLD BY ALL DEALERS IN MEDICINE. MA PC BY TNB MAKKITS OT ON 5A.F EVERYWHERE ERtE CATALOCUt > :-' 9E A Mistake. Consumer—Say, what kind of a cigar do you call this? It’s the worst tobacco I ever tasted. Dealer—Beg your pardon, but you are wholly in error. There isn’t a raiNCKss beatrice . particle of tobacco in that cigar. It's so easy to be mistaken, don’t you see. son, had he lived, might have been tbe , Princess’ husband. As the most youth- l —Boston Transcript. Thia signature is on every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo=Quinine Tablets the remedy that cure* a cold in one day Discovered. "They had been married a year be fore anybody knew it, and even then EOU KNOW WHAT YOU AKK TAKING take Grove’s Taeteleu Chill Tonic, their secret was discovered only by Whenvou became tbe formula la plainly printed on every accident.” bottle showing that it la aimoly Iron and Qui nine in a taatdeae fona. Ko Cure Ne Pay. 50c. “Indeed?” “Yes, one evening at a card party Raising Tags. they thoughtlessly played partners, and the way they quarreled let tho Quinn—What is all that waste pa whole thing out!”—Detroit FreePress. per doing in Canter's yard? De Fonte—That isn’t waste paper. DEsrNI88 CANNOT BI CUBED ; It's a great collection of seed tags. By local applications, m they cannot reach the I Carter fastened a tag to each seed so diseased portion of tbe ear. There is only one he would have no difficulty in know- way to cure deainess. and that is by constitu I ing the variety when the flowers tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in flamed condition of tbe mucous lining of the came.—Chicago News. Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in flamed roti have a rumbling sound or imper fect hearing, and when It is entirely closed I’iso’e Cure is the best medicine we ever deafness is th* result, and unless the Inflamma tion can be taken out and this tube restored to used for all affections of the throat and lungs. —W m . O. E ndsley , Vanburen, Ind., its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out ot ten are caused by Feb. 10, 1900. catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed coudlt ionol the mucous surface«. Not Setting a Good Example. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Dealneas(caused by catarrh) that can Father (calling from head of stairs not be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.' _ _ , , _ at 11:30 p. m.)—Fanny, don’t you F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. think its’ about time to go to bed? Sold by Druggists, 75c Mall’s Family Pills are tho best. Fanny—Yes, I do, papa. What on earth keeps you up so late.—Tit-Bits. Cruelty. Sue—Mabel was terribly disap pointed last night. Belle—In what way? Sue—Why, Charley called and said he was going to tell her the old, old story. Belle—And did he propose? Sue—No; he told her about Jonah and the whale.—Philadelphia Record. peinsioin it lr Il si«-«:»;« BICKFORD. Washlnaten. D. C.. they will re ceive quick replies. B.5th N. H. Vol». Staff 20tb Corp*. Prosecuting claims since 1S7S. A Black Day. First Friend—The birds are terribly wild today. Second Friend—Not half so wild as our host will be if it keeps on like Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth this.—Punch. ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their children during the teething period. i BROOKLYN, N. Y.. Sent. 6.-GARFIELD . HEADACHE POWDERS HAVE GAINED THE I RIGHT OF WAV! They aru tbs kind people want—simple, harmless and ALWAYS effective. The Garfield Tea Co. of this city will send sample powders upon request. Mr. Bender—Great Scott! When a woman goes out to get samples The Detschsble Sort she spends half a day. Mrs. Bender—That’s nothing. "Miss Flummery has such lieautiful Why, I’ve known you to make a hair! Why, she can sit on it” round of the sample rooms and spend “How careless of her to leave it half the night.—Chicago News. lying around in chairs”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. EIT® Permanently Cured. No fite «r uerrousneM ill® after first lay’» <i»e<»f l>r. Kliaa's Great Nerve Restorer. Send for FR ER $'-¿.00 trial bottle and treat- Us. Da.R. H K link . Ltd. .*51 Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa A Fifteen Minute Club. Not Issued in Time to Benefit Him. “Did you see Mr. Mifkins this morning?” asked the bookkeeper. “No,” replied the publisher,“What did he want?” “He desired us to advance him 15 shillings on his forthcoming work— ‘How to Be a Financial Success.’ ” —Glasgow Evening Times. A Kitchen Mystery. reaches us of a small band of Charley—I think Coleman the moat Word who held at bav a large number of Careless fellow I ever saw. The other soldiers Filipinos for over two hours until assist morning he got up at 5 o’clock and ance arrived, thereby saving an important went gunning, wearing his patent poiut from capture. For their bravery were all given promotion. To be leather shoes. You ought to have they brave it is necessary to have strong nerves seen them. The wet grass took all and a good digestion. If your stomach is the varnish off. | weak and you suffer from indigestion, heartburn, belching, nervousness or in James—That must have been a case somnia. you should try Hostetter's Stom of the patent running out.—Ex ach Bitters. It will cure you. change. He Said No More. Dunilegh—There’s nothing cranky about Mr. Synnex; he’s a man of sense, he is! Markham—Flattering. Dunileigh—Not a bit. Folks have been saying smoking cigarettes weakened the intellect. I asked Mr. Synnex and he told me to keep right on; it couldn’t possibly have that effect on me.—Boston Transcript Promotion for Bravery, A Footnote. TO CURE A COED IN ONI DAY Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AU lrurglsts refund the money if it fails to cure. K. W. Grove’s signature is on each box. 25c. New York has a unique organiza tion in a Fifteen Minute club. It ”n Ambitious Lady, is composed of newspaper men. Husband—The doctor says if I They meet every night at 10 o’clock keep up this race for money I'll break sharp and promptly adjourn at 10:15. , down when I am 40. Its objects are purely social. No Wie—Never mind ; by that time we set papers or speeches are permitted. | shall be able to afford it. ful of the nine children of the lamented Queen, Beatrice was a great pet, but the spirit of childishness hi a woman of 44 lias not served to make her a warm favorite with her brothers and sisters. HAS A SUIT OF SNAKE SKIN& Peter Gruber, of Canandaigua, N. Y„ whose fad Is rattlesnakes, has a new suit made entirely of rattlesnake skins. The coat, vest, trousers, hat, shoes, necktie and gloves are all made of tbe skins of these reptiles. The buttons are made from the rattles; the scarfpin is a gold-mounted fang, and tbe watch chain and charm are of the vertebrae. The material in the suit cost 8600. Mr. Gruber, or “Rattlesnake Pete,” as he is known, says a New York World special is convalescing at Canandaigua from his last rattlesnake bite, which came near proving fatal. “1 always though,” he says, “that If I ever received a bite in an artery by a rattler It would be all over with me, but here I am yet. It Is my nineteenth bite from a rattler and the only one so near ly fatal. ”1 was raking skins that bid been shed by my snakes out of the cage one day, and as I drew my hand toward tbe cage door a big diamond-spotted Florida rattler struck me on the wrist. I knew it was a bad bite, for two lit tle streams of blood at once spurted out From an ordinary bite the blood does not spurt. I could feel the venom beginning to creep through my veins Just like this (running his lingers light ly along his arms), and my strength be gan to go. “I grabbed the sharp knife we always keep on top of the cage and slashed It across the artery in my wrist Just as I was sinking on my knees. That was the last I knew—and the last I ever expected to know—until two days later. I had lost a gallon of blood, but to sever the artery was the only way to stop the circulation of the poison.” Gruber Is Just out of the hospital. The wound is kept covered with a poultice of rattlesnnke skins to relieve the In flammation. Gruber is the originator of the snake cure for goiter, having treated success- fully many cases. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, QA. Wouldn't Come Out GARMENTS AND HATS,*“ A J TOWER CO 5OSTON Deacon Pecksniff—Fie! I’d la? OILED CLOTHING ashamed to be seen coming out of a saloon. HAVB tn : MMt POINTS He W«> Satisfied. WEXCELLENCE 4NPCIVE Mr. Hardkase—Oh, yes; I suppose MASS toNnere satisfaction . you’re proud of the fact that you al He was obviously anxious and she ways stay in until they put you out.— seemed almost willing. "I must refer Philadelphia Record. you to papa,” said she with a becom A Sign of Progres,. ing blush, "before giving you a final It, like truth, only asks a hearing. McJigger—Oh, no; it isn’t a one- Wizard Oil Cure« Pain. answer. ” horse town any more. “But I am perfectly willing to take Thingumbob—No? you without any reference, ” said he In Jack's Case. McJigger—No; you remember their “Is your son Jack going back to magnaniously.—Tid-Bits. “Grand Dramatic Palace?” Well, college? ” they call it “the theater” now. "No. The college president seems to agree with Mr. Schwab about it’s A WONDERFUL FENCE. being a waste of time. ”—Cleveland For Infants and Children. Plaindealer. Th« “Anchor” Clamp« Art Revolutionizing Wirt Fences Now-a-Day>. The surprising stride in popularity made by the “Anchor” wire fence proves that this fence has come to stay. It is used all over the United States, and it bears the test of time, which in reality is the only convinc ing test. In the Pacific Northwest the Portland "Anchor” Fence Co, of 742 Nicolai street, Portland, Ore , is pushing this fence and its agents are , welcomed everywhere, as they bling an article which certainly is sorely needed. It is probably a fact that the “Anchor” fence satisfactorily solves the great fence question. The universal desirability ol tbe “Anchor” fence is understood when you come to know that it serves in the liest possible manner nearly every use to which any fence can be put. The principle of clamping upright stays, rivet-tight, to the running rod makes every fence secure and durable. Never before have such economical and lasting fences been made. These “Anchor” fences are suitable for all kinds of ordinary fence pur poses and also afford a large scofte in the designing of ornamental fences, tree guards, fancy gates, etc. Besides this, if a man wants to repair his old wire fence all he has to do is to buy some of the little “Anchor” clamps and a pair of pinchers and he is prepared to make his old fence last a long time. It is worth while to send for pict ures and catalogues to the Portland “Anchor” Fence Co., 742 Nicolai St., Portland, Oregon Ruling Pinion Strong In Death. "I saw Mrs. K. going into an auc tion sale last Monday. Isn’t her craze for bargains extraordinary?” Yes, indeed. I believe she could ' die happy if she knew she would be laid out on a bargain counter and buried as a remnant.”—Town and The largest of AH Animáis. Of all the uncanny creatures In the Country. Rhcinnalism Ths Kind You Have Always Bought Unswerving. Bears the “It seems to me that our frend has so much faith in money that he Signature of almost makes a religion of it.” “I don't like the comparison. The word religion implies at least a re Summer Resolutions mote chance of back-sliding.”— Washington Star. the K Keeley Cure bur« relief from liquor, opium and tobaoae Th« Beat Pre«crlpti«B for Malaria hablttb bend for particulars to Chill« and Fever is a bottle of Grove’s Tastele«« Chill Tonic. It is simply Iron andqnlnineln Ifaalau InolHnfa Moved to 4*40 William« a tMteleaa form- No Cure, No Bay. Price 50c. a BBIB j inSlIlUlB, Ave., Portland, Oregon. VOYAGING TO SUNNY Gem of Art That May Be CLIMES. for the Had Asking. That’s a beautiful subject to dis cuss any time of the year, but es pecially so during the rainy months, when a trip to Southern California is most delightful. The how, when and where of the whole business is told briefly but comprehensively in a little book that would I* an ornament to any library table. Ask the Pacific Coast Steamship Company to mail it from their office in Seattle, Port land, Tacoma or Spokane. As a work of art it’s a gem. Get the book and enjoy its beauty and the story it tells. The trip may lie within reach before the winter ends. $3.00 TO $5.00 PTS OH Easily made lor the next 90 day.. aelling an attractive line of Holiday Good.. For full par ticulars .end name and address to ALBERT DESPRES, Star Bldg., Chicago, Illa SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. rSiSHOPSCOH ACAOEMY(& Fomafeaf 1870 A Homt Sttltaol for Boya Military anti Manual Training Fall Tarnt Opona Sotti, 18, 1801 Wrtlo for tIluatratoU Catalogua Patents Procured. Prompt, Efficient and Satisfactory Service. Attorney's fee not payable till patent granted. Try us. Taber & Whitman Co., 38-4U Warder Bldg., Washington, I). C. Sa. 41-l»eU V. P. M. U. HEN writing ta advertiser« please mention this paper. W FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. THE STAR OF STARS Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet» cure a cold In one day. -No cure, No Pay. Price Zúcente j ! Has ball bearing in turn-table. Turns freely to the wind. Ball bearings thrunt in wheel, insuring lightest running qualities, and reserving Best possible to build. Best material. Best pro greatest amount of power for pumping. portion. Best finish. Lightest running. Seventy* Galvanized after making. Put together (ears’ experience. MllCHKl.t. I.SWIs & with galvanized bolts, double-nutted; no TAVEK CO., 1st and Taylor Sts., Portland, Or part can rust or get loose and rattle. Weight regulator; perfect regulation. No . spring to change tension with every change JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, of temperature, and arow weaker with age. Repairs always on nahd. Foot oi Morrison Str«««. These things are worth money to vou. Then why not buy a STAR? BROOKLYN, N. Y.. Sept «.—The »erretof the remarkable «ucees« of tbe Garfield Headache Can give yon the beet bargains in powder«, manufacture! here bv theGarfleld BiiEKie». Plows. Boiler, and Engines, Tea Co., lie» in the fact that they are hartnle«» M well a» effective; people have confidence In Win-'mills and i’limn» an i General them.____________ _______ Machinery. See us before buying. PORTLAND, OREOON. Near Enongh. Teacher—Now, Susie, you may construct a sentence in which the word “literary” occurs. Susie—(after much thought)—Lit tle Wilies’ hands were literary black with dirt.—Philadelphia Press. MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER CO. Preliminary Arrangement Mallory—After we are married, Talking of glass, they have already Marie, you must never hesitate to begun to pave the streets of Paris with ask me when you want money. Marie—No, indeed, Mallory, and glass, and it is found that tbe sub stance. while practically Indestructible, I I hope that you will never hesitate is admirably suited to the feet of both •bout giving it to me.—Brooklyn Life. Practically Indestructible. man and beast, and as it neither holds nor makes any dirt, it is absolutely easy . to clean. Its only fault is that it some what increases the noise of the traffic, but even this might by and by be over- ' come. No» a Bonny. Parson—Look on the sunny aide of I life. Mdy—My life has no sunny side. My 1 children are all daughters. A vary young w ornan ia as aelfisb a« I a very old man. Father—Cooking schools are of some use, after all. This cake is de licious. Daughter—Is it? I thought it would be a terrible failure. “Why so?” "I told Bridget exactly how to make it and she went and made it other way.”—New Y'ork some Weekly. Mr«. M. C. Cooper. Mrs. M. C. Cooper, of the Royal Acad emy of Arts, London, England, is un doubtedly one of tbe greatest living sculptors. Ruskin, the great artist, placed Mrs. Cooper ns one of the greatest sculptors and painters of this century. Mrs. Cooper is an ardent friend of Peruna and in a letter dated January 26th, written from Wash ington, says the following: “I take pleasure in recommending Peruna for catarrh and la grippe. I have suf- ered for months and after the use of one bottle of Peruna I am entirely well.”—Mrs. M. C. Cooper. Send for a free book on catarrh en titled "Health and Beauty.” This book is written especially for women, and will lie found to l>e of great value to every woman. Address Dr. Hart man, Columbus, Ohio. CASTOR IA BatttMnake Fat«*, Carion« Outfit—1« N«ar jr Kille-l by a Ratt'ar. animal kingdom the one whose ac- qalntance is hardest to make Is the blue whale, the largest of all the whales, and. Indeed, one of the most colossal animals, living or extinct, known to science. You will look In Rheumatism is due to an excess of acid in the vain for him in zoological collections. blood. Whea this escapes through the pores of the In menageries, or even in museums. skin, as it often does, it produces some form of akin eruption—some itching disease like Eczema or A brute, eighty feet in length and Tetter—but when these little tubes or sweat glands weighing Just as many tons, does not are suddenly closed by exposure to cold and sudden lend Itself to preservation or stuffing, chilling of the body, then the poisons thrown off by i and the few skeletons of him which do the blood, hading io outlet, settle in membranes, . muscles, tissues and nerves. These parts become greatly inflamed, feverish and exist give one no idea what he Is like. hot; dagger-like, maddening pains follow in quick succession, the muscles become I The blue whale is bunted by the Nor- extremely tender, the nerves break down and the sufferer is soon reduced to a state I wegians chiefly for the sake of bis oil, of helplessness and misery. This acid poison penetrates the joints and seems to and is of considerable value, a full dry out the natural oils, and the legs, arms and fingers become so stiff and sore grown specimen tielng worth from that every movement is attended with excruciating pains. Liniments, plasters, electricity and baths, while their use may give temporary twelve to fifteen hundred dollars. ease, cannot be called cures, for the disease returns with every change of the weather. S. S. S. cures Rheumatism by ** Three years ago I had a severe attack of working a complete change in la yripye, which left no almoet a physical the blood ; the acids are neutral wreak. Te add to my wretched condition, a ized, the circulation purified and severe form of Bhenmatisaa developed. I tried all the physielaae ia our city but nona the rich, healthy blood that ia of them oould do me any permanent food, X carried to the irritated, aching usod all tho rheumatlo cures I could hear of, muscles and joints, soothes and but received no benett. After berlnnlne 8. B. heals them. S. 8. S. cures Rheu B. I was relieved of the pains and have seined matism even when inherited or in fleeh and strenyth and my reneral health brought on by the excessive use is better thaa for years. I consider 8. 8. B. of mercury. Opium, ia some the grandest blood medicine in the world, and heartily recommend it to any one eook- form, is the basis of nearly all in< relief from the tortures of Rheumatism. so-called Rheumatic Curea, B. ». GBKGOBT, Union, B. CL” which deaden the pain but do not touch the disease and lend to ruinous habits. Alhalies and the potash and mineral remedies so often pre scribed, affect the tender lining of the stomach and weaken the digestion, thus adding another burden to the already weah and impoverished blood. S. 6. S. con tains no mineral or dangerous drug of any hind, but ia a simple, vegetable remedy and the most perfect blood purifier knows. Send for our book an Rheu matism and write our physicians if you wish any information or advice. We would ba glad to »ail you a book free; we charge nothing whatever for medical advicav MHS. COOPER, Domestic Economy. Poor Man—Well, did you buy that book telling all al>out how to econo The Most Famous Sculpturess in the mize in the kitchen? World, Entirely Cured Wife—Yea, I’ve got it. Poor Man—That’s good. "What by Peruna. does it say? Wife—It’s full of recipes telling how to utilize cold roast turkey—but w «haven’t the turkey—New York Weekly. Well Taught. Lady—I wonder who taught that parrot to swear! Ilealer—I don’t know but I can recommend him as a mighty perfl- cient and painstaking person.—Wash ington Star. Cure Your Horses Of Heaves, C'ongh or Distemper with PRUSSIAN HEAVE POWDERS. I RUSSIAN 1 HEAVE OWDERS AT DE ALIAS, 6Oc; BY MAIL, Me. C( KF.I) THIKTV-FOVK HORSES. P bussiam R rmbdy C o ., St. Paul, Minn. G intlbmbju -I have been using the ParamAN H« avb P ow - DKaa the past eight months, and in that time havecured 11 horse« of heave«, 14 of distemper and 9 of chronic congh. Your Prussian Remedies have gained a great reputation tn this section. E smmt R bhnlkk . Newark. N.Y. E. J. BOW KN, Coast Agent, Portland, Oregon, Wholesale Boots & Shoes KRAUSSE A PRINCE, 87 and 89 Flrat Street, Portland, Oregon. Telephone, Oak 1391. All Kinds Carried in Stock. Catalogue Furnished Upon Application.