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Rheumatism * The Tramp's View What is the use of telling the rheumatic that he feels as if his joints were being dis located ? He knows that his sufferings are very much like the tortures of the rack. What he wanlt to know is what will per manently cure bis disease. That, according to thousands ot grateful testimonials, is His Parcel. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Appreciative. The Pan-Ameriea*, Kxposlllon Will be the greatest this country has ever seen. Tiie entire machinery will tie run bv power furnished from Niagara Falls. Al though tiie power required is enormous we belive this cataract is equal to the task.the same as Hostetter’s btontacli Ritters is equal to tiie task of supplying the body with motive power w hen u is run down. There is no medicine in the world .«<> good for dyspepsia, indigestion. constipation, tlatulency ami nervousness. Try it. Life's Horid Grind. Amateur, develop your own plates at home. K. G. powder developer, six “It’s so tiresome,” sighed the girl packages 25 cents. For sale by all in the fur jacket. "No sooner do photo sdpply dealers, or Kirk, Geary & you get back irom your winter trip Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francisco. to the South than you have to begin to make up your mind where you are going to spend the summer. Some times I think life is hardly worth living.’’ (S Thia signature is on every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine AWFUL AGONY Tablet» the remedy that cure« n cold tn on« day What a Wonder Bird Dealer—What do you mean by The Story of a Stricken Woman returning that parrot after keeping him four months? What’s the mat Whom Doctors Were Not ter with him? Able to Help. Customer—W-w-well, the b-b-b- blamed b-b-b-bird st-st-st-utters I Fr. m the News, Connersville, Indiana, The story of Mrs. Nellie M. Hed Mama Kata a Cancaret. Baby gets the benefit. Nursing mothers den, of No. 621 Summit avenue, Con make their milk mildly purgative with CaBcar- nersville, Ind., contains an important itt». tlie only safe laxative for babies. All drug lesson formally American women who lists, 10c, 26c, 60c. suffer in silence rather than face the ordeal that the usual treatment of Well Named. their troubles entail. It is a story Cora—Why is that artist called an that rings with honest gratitude and impressionist? does not tell half the misery that the Merritt—Because a picture of his narrator endured. Other women who looks as if he laid the canvas on a are suffering as Mrs. Hedden did will palatte full of colors and took an know how to understand and appre impression. ciate much that cannot be told in a newspaper article. Mrs. Hedden’s You Don’t Own the Earth, experience is best given in her own But you feel like being king of the words. She says: ocean when you get started to San “For nearly a year I endured terri Francisco on the O. R. & N. steamers ble agony caused by a general break leaving Portland every five days. ing down of the nervous system, fe The surroundings are perfect—good male weakness and suppression of the meals, fine berths, quick time, and periods. 1 suffered greatly with bear officers of the steamer are attentive ing down pains and was very weak and capable. Round trip tickets for and short of breath. My circulation the Epworth League convention cost was very bad, causing numbness of only $20, including meals and berth. limbs, dizziness and headache all the Good only on steamers leaving Port time. My heart would sometimes land July II and 16. feel as if there was a heavy weight on it. I had never been healthy and Misery Loves Company. strong, so you can readily see that I “And was every one of you seasick was in no condition to withstand such coming over?” a combination of ailments. “Oh, yes; we were all in the same “I grew worse very rapidly and all boat. ” the doctors I tried failed to check my decline. A friend of my husband I do not believe Piso’s Cure for Con sumption has an equal for coughs and told him how much good Dr. Wil colds,—J ohn F. B oykb , Trinity ¡Springs. liams’ Pink Pills had done his wife Ind., Feb. 15. 1900. so I commenced taking them and can now state that they are the only re Millions for Tulane University. lief I ever had. The first box helped Mrs. Newcomb, who died recently me so much that I Was thoroughly in New York, left $3,000,(XX) to Tu convinced of the efficacy of the rem lane University. She had already edy. I continued the treatment for given $750,000 to this university. several weeks, using six boxes in all. “In conclusion I will say that if Holt!’» School. any one, who is suffering the same as At Menlo Park, San Mateo County, Cal., with I was, will take Dr. Williams’ Pink Its beautiml, surroundings, perfect climate, Pills as directed they will be reward careful Miaerv »ion, thorough instruction, lnstri complete laboratories, and gymnasium, easily ed.” maintains it* fioeltion in tiie front ranks of Signed, ELLIE M. HEDDEN. G. schools for bovs on the Pacific Coast. Ira " Hoitt, Ph. D., Principal. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 14th day of November, 1900. Firms In Vermont Finley H. Gray, For Vermont the enumerators re- Seal Notary Public. port 33,109 farms; in 1880 there were Dr. Wiliams’ Pink Pills for Pale 35,522 and in 1890 32,573. The num People are sold at all druggists or ber of farms in 1900 is 536 in excess will be sent direct from Dr. Williams of that of 1890, and 2,413 less than Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y. Price 50 cents per box ; six boxes, in 1880. $2.50. * Stops tho Cough and Worka Off the Gold. Uses of the Day. Laxative Bromo-Quininr Tablet» cure a cold in sue day. No cure. No Pay. Price 26 centa “The proposition to abolish ladies' day at the club was voted down.” A Natural Inference. "Yes?” “Yes; it develops that there is Parkville—Theres talk of getting hardly a member who does not, in up a milk trust. Rockaway—Ill bet that would be point of fact, enjoy meeting his wife occasonally. ” watered. I The Fet “Do you wish now,” inquired the prison visitor, “that you had followed the straight and narrow path?” "Dat’s de one I did toiler, ” replied Jimmy Dores. If I’d only dodged inter dat crooked alley, dey’d never a’ | ketched me." S tatx os O hio . C ity of tolido , L ucas C ounty . F kanx J. i ’ hksky make, oath that he la the aenlor parterof the firm of F. J. C hxniy A Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County end State aforesaid, and that »alii firm will pav the »urn oi ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of H all ’ s C atarrh C ur «. FRANK J. CHENEY Sworn to before me and subscribed in iny presence, thia «th day of December, A. D. ISM. j—( A. W. GLEASON, I I .Votary PuMta. Hall'* Catarrh Cure i* taaen internally and act« directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of tho system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O. ■old by druggists, 75c. Hall'* Family Pills are the best» Was Tempting. A young couple in southwest Georgia called on a colored minister and offered him a string of fish to marry them. Said the minister: “I mighty positive dat both er you is too young ter marry, but den you looks a heap older den what you is; en furder mo’, dey is one t’ing I wants partickler fer dinner dis day, it is fish. So jine han’s!” Mtn. F rank C abtkb 3 MarriU Street, Ameabury, Mass. This letter should carry Faith and Conviction to thotioarta of all Sick Women. “ I suffered with inflammation and falling of the womb and other dis agreeable female weaknesses. I had bad spells every two weeks that would last from eight to ten days and would have to go to bed. I also had head ache and backache most of the time and such bearing down pains I could hardly walk across the room at times. I doctored nearly all the time for about two years and seemed to grow worse all the time until last September I was obliged to take my bed, and the doctors thought an operation was the only thing that would help me, but this I refused to have done. “Then a friend advised me to try the Pinkham medicine, which I did. and after using the first bottle I began to improve. I took in all five bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's Blood Purifier, four boxes of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Dry Form Compound, three boxes of Liver Pills and used three packages of Sana tive Wash, and I am as well now as I ever waa./ I am more than thankful every day for my cure.” — M rs . F rank C artkr , 3 Merrill St., Amesbury, Mags, $5000" •V" f —X—n/e/ !• not genuine. ^^^^^SdiaE. PinkhamModiolno Qa, Jackson’» House For Hospital. Not Very Ancient The Mary Cutis Lee chapter of the Daughters of the Confederacy, in Lex ington, Va., is desirous of purchas ing the old home of Gen. Stonewall Jackson in that town for a hospital, and if it succeeds will name it the Jackson Memorial hospital. The res idence is now owned by Gen. Jack- son’s widow. “Is Miss Primrose a Daughter of the Revolution?” “Mercy, no; she wasn’t born until after the war of 1812,” VOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TAKING When vou take Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic, because the formula is plainly printed on everr bottle showing that it is simply Iron and Qui nine in a tasteless form. No Cure, Ne Pay. 50c. Smart Peanut King Employs 600 Men. Answer. "You fell into the creek with your new breeches on?” “Yes, pa. You see, I fell in st quick I hadn’t time to take them off. ’ "A smart answer, my son. So sup pose you take them off now.” F. W. Mills as a “peanut king” has had an interesting career. H« began life as a peanut vender on a train. When only 12 years old he had con tracts with several railroads running out of Chicago for the exclusive right to sell peanuts on the trains. CASTOR IA Just Like Him. For Infants and Children. Fogg—Bass tells me that there is nothing like equestrian exercise. He says he is positively delighted with it. Fenderson—H’m! Just like Bass. It’s all talk. I see him almost every day out horse back riding, so he can’t possibly have any time for this eques trian exercise he raves about. The Kind You Have Always Bought Good Time on the Ocean. For a perfect rest from business, nothing equals the steamer trip from Portland to San Francisco and return this month and next, when the ocean is smooth and the days are pleasant on deck. Every five days a splendid steamer of the O. R. & N. line leaves Portland. The accommodations are excellent. Any agent of thecompany will give details, or address A. L. Craig, general passenger agent, Port land. America Beating Germany. The lead pencil industry in Germany Terrapin Lazy When Fed. A Moral Lecture. is at present suffering from American Miss Upperten— They Buy there is Terrapin farming was tried, and competition. It is alleged, that our there was a little success at first, but success in this branch of industry is a great deal of misery among the it was abandoned as hopeless in the mostly due to the perfection of the poor. Miss Gotrox—Well, it’s their own end. When the diamond back is machinery. fault. There’s Reggy Van Pelt, for taken from its natural home and placed within a wire fence it learns to “The A. B. C. of Photography” by instance, with only $10,(XX) a year, call for its meals as regularly as a Fayette J. Clute is one of the best text trying to keep a yacht and a stable of It Was Up to Him. day laborer; and gradually loses books for amateurs ever published. horses—no wonder he’s miserable! that quality which makes it valuable Price 25 cents by mail. Camera Craft Maisise—If I should fall out of thia TO OTRI A COLD IN ONI DAT when hauled from its home far down Pub.Co.,330 Sutter St.,San Francisco. Take Laxativ« Bromo Quinine Tablet» AU wagon, what would you do? in the mud. Iruggiats refut'd the money if It falla to cure. Dick—I’d catch you in my arms. K. W. Grove's »ignature 1, on each box. 26c. Maisie—Get ready. Know Little About the Sky, The Beat Prescription for Malaria It is a strange thing how little peo Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove’s Tasteless Sharp Against Sharp. CITfi Permanently Curad. No nta « DiHnniM Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine in ple know about the sky. It is a part after flrat Jay', iiMornr. Klle.’.tlrratÑwri Just aliout the time when the peo rilo a tasteleu form. No Cure. No Pay. Price 50c. Bond for FK KE 8*2.001 rGI buttle and tra»» of creation in which nature has done ple of New Jersey have exterminated lUfltorar. la». Da. R. H. K lin ». Ltd..MM ArchSt.. PhUadelàbta,FW Interurban Badinage. more for the sake of pleasing man— the mosquitoes in response to the ad Activity. "Your town,” said the Chicagoan, more for the sole and evident purpose vice of the scientific sharp some other "is called the City of Straits, I be of talking to him and teaching him scientific sharps will rise up and tell First Tramp—De dog chased you, —than in any of her works, and it is them that the mosquitoes are among did he? lieve. ” “Yes,” replied the Detroiter, “and just the part in which we least attend man’s best friends and they will lie Second Tramp—You liet! For • yours, I suppose, might be known as her.—Ruskin. compelled to import the creatures few minutes 1 had to lead a purely the City of Crooks.” I and start hatcheries. strenuous life! BEST FOR THE BOWELS If you haven’t a regular, healthy movement of the bowel* every day, you're sick, or will be. Keep your bowel* open, and be well. Force, in the shape of violent physic or pill poison, is dangerous. The 'smoothest. easiest, most perfect way of keeping the pc wdis clear and clean is to take CANDY ■ CATHARTIC Mothers will find Mrs. WitiBlow’s Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. Stamps Have a Boom. The great rise in value of late was that sheet of 100 two cent Pan-Amer ican stamps, in which the accidental inversion of the picture in the center increased the market value of each stamp from two cents to $20. Genuine KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN Carter's Epworth League Rates. A cool, delightful trip can be made to San Francisco and return by steamer for only $20 by taking advant That age of the O. R. <t N. offer, Dur- rate includes meals and berth, ing July and August the ocean is smooth and the trip is very beneficial to health, as it gives perfect rest under the most pleasant conditions. Agents of the O. R. <fc N. anywhere will tell all about how to make the trip, or write A. L. Craig, general passenger agent, Portland. FREE TO FARMERS Milwaukee Binders LEAD------------ — With one Lever Raising and Lowering Devlc< ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature Of Latchless Reel Concave Drive Wheel Light Draft Our 1901 Vehicle Book Our 1901 Implement Catalogue JUST ISSUED. Send yo«r name and P. O. address and we will mail one or both, as desired, free of all charge. Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co., Urn »nd Tay lor 81» CATALOGUE FREE. J. A. FREEMAN, Gen’l Agt. 200 f. PORTLAND. OR. “ADAMANT LAND PLASTER Water St., Portland, Oro. Complete Stock of Water A. Wood Extras. y y The Perfection of Wall Plaster, (» • aure prevenisti»« again«» damp wall». By using it you can liicraane the yield of both Oram and Grasa. THE ADAMANT OO. Agent» wanted In every town. Portland. Oro Foot ot 14th Street, IfOTHinQSOQOoorpnCHiCKeMSAajHe « CARTER'S Womam Like, She Is a Linguist The diseases most feared axe those which are Inherited — handed down from generation to gen eration, and family to family. By far the most destructive of these is Cancer, which finds the greatest number of its victims among the children an<l grand-children of those whose blood was tainted with this dreadful malady. You may carry this poison in the blood for years, but as the vital powers begin to wane a slight bruise or cut, wart.or mole, sore or pùntile may develop into Cancer. From middle life to old age is the time when the slumbering poison is most apt to break out, a sore or ulcer often degenerating into Cancer, and Tumors become more progressive and ulcerate through the «kin, the sharp, shooting pains causing the most intense suffering. The Cancer patient naturally grows despondent as one after another the usual remedies fail, and the sore shows no sign of healing. The impurities that have been accumulating in the system, perhaps for generations, cannot be eliminated nor the poisoned blood made pure by salves, washes and plasters. The projN-r treatment is to purify and build up the blood, remove the cause, when the sore or ulcer heals. r J E C i reM 1 w S. C S. Q S. goes A directly Mr. 3. ». Arnold, of Greenwood, 8. C., writes: “A into the blood, destroy« tiny ulcer Jaat under th« left «y«. It began the virus, «tops the for spreading1, and rrew worse rapidly, deatroyin* th« mation of Cancerous flesh aa it went. As Cancer is hereditary in my family I haram« thoroughly alarmed, consulting the beat phy cells and cleanses the sicians and taking many blood medicine«, none of system of impurities. which did n« any good, when one of our leading What we say of S. S. S. druggists advised me to try S. 8. 8., and by tbs time as a cure for Cancer is I had taken the second bottle the Cancer began to supported by the testi show signs of healing, the discharge grew gradually mony of those who have less and Anally ceased altogether, the sor« dried up and nothing remains but a Blight scar. I teal that I tested it and been re stored to health. ewe my life to 8. 8. 8.” Begin in time, don’t wait until the blood is so polluted and the system so thoroughly saturated with the poison that no medicine, however efficacious, can check the progress of the disease, if there is a taint in your blood get it out at once, don’t wait for some external evi dence of it, the appearance of a tumor or ulcer. We have prepared a special book on Cancer which we will mail free. Our physicians «re ready to help you by their advice and such direction as your case requires. Write us fully and freely — no charge for medical advic*. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA» QA. I "Isn’t it kind of brother Harry?" said Mrs. De Style, “he has promised to buy me one of those fashionable poodles for a pet. ” "Madame,” replied Mr. De Style, who despised these poodles, "I give you fair warning. If your brother leaves a pet in this house I shall leave this house in a pet.” Mrs. Lots—Hasn’t that man next door got a mortgage on his place? It promptly neutralises the acid in th« Mr. Lots—Yes, indeed, he has. blood on which the disease depends, com "W hv does he refer to the property pletely eliminates it, ami strengthens the as a parcel?” system agalrzst Us return. Try Hood's “Because it’s tied up, I suppose.” "You seem quite hilarious this morning. ” "I am. I had a terrible attack of neuralgia that kept me awake all night, last night. ” "Joking, eh? Why should you be bo happy on account—” “Because I haven’t got it now. That's why.” Th* Wrong Way. A Plav Upon Words. Resting Robert — See here, Tom, this paper says we have no leisure class in this country—that even our H’^liouaiies are bard working men. Iired Thomas—That man didn’t know what he was writing about. ” e are the leisure class. PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD OB&SP Q leen Wilhelmina is an excellent ling ist. for, liesidies her knowledge of Mala •. she speaks French, German and Eigiish as fluently as her native Dutch, 1 •l,<’ knows something lie- aides of Italian and Russian. _ —. at Jk A, It mako. H«ns Uy ind Keep, thrm tsyng. It cur», Roup, Cholera and All f Dlie»>«t. It tiranxihrn, young chlcki, and m»«e» th,m grow. Prue 25c and 5ik. «LBMlT* My young chickenfl commenced dying, and after losing four dozen I pur- chaeed a package of your PRUKHiAN POULTRY FOOD, which stopped th. in Jb from dying and I hare constantly kept it on hand ewer ■inee ran rerornmend gWflB it aa juat what is needed >n ralidng poultry. C R HIGG1N, I-a'ah. Wash. K, J. HOU KN, Const Agent, Front nnd Taylor Nt«., Portland, Oregon. THE AULTMAN &. TAYLOR MACHINERY CO Builders of High Grade WEATHERWISE, OTHERWISE! CURE SICK HEADACHE EDWARD HUGHES, General Agent. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Catalogue Mailed Free. WMY POWT YOU WCA* È •a THRESHERS, CLOVER HULLERS, HORSE POWERS, TRACTION AND FARM ENGINES AND BOILERS, SAW MILLS, ETC. 182-186 Madison St., Portland, Oregon. Foot of Morrison Street. Can give yon Buggies. Plows. Windmill« and Machinery. See tbs boat bargains in Boilers and Engine». Pnmns and General us before buying» it beit tim« to core Catarrh, Bronchiti! and Consumption. Our remedy in guaranteed, <1. P. O. Boi »73. CLOTHING ftUACM 0* YtUffW AND KEEP PRY? BEWARE or iMITAnOKA LOOK «OS AflOVt TRADE MAM SUMMER W. H. SMITH 1 CO., Buffalo, N. Y. Write tor » Catalogue, etetlng wbat you want to buy. benecia agricultural works , BKNK i IA, CALIFORNIA. Springtime Reaolutio ta CATALOGUE! FREE Keeley Cure Sbowino Full Line of Garments and Mats »♦»Aw TOWCg CQIMT9OAH Bar* relief bom liquor, opium and tobacco hablV. Bend for particular» to iHitv i««tit*t*. M. P. 8. 8. HBN writln V Me. aR-l««L. mm ^aa œ Secure* patent* for Inventif»®* in the Mariani foreign countries. Alto negotiate« mar- / rm ket* and defend« patent Inven- 13 A IfNJX e CUMPANY e Chentbor of Commerce, ^«V PORTLARD, OREGON. *llow«>l. ^No botter termi» or farti lue« Writ« for painpulat.