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Loss of Appetite Oriental Basswood, as 't Were. “You ought to see my cottage in the woods,” said the popular emo Is Loss of Vitality, Vigor, Tone. tional actress. “Make it out of Northern pine?” That stands to reason. asked some one. It is common in the Spring, when “Not at all,” she replied, in her the blood, which needs cleansing, fails light comedy manner, "I made it out to give the organs the stimulus nec of East Lynne.” essary for the proper performance An Observing Actor. of their functions. “I am in luck,” said the tragedian. "I have just received an annual pass over the Central railway.” “How in the world did that hap cleanses the blood, restore» appetite, gives vitality, vigor, tone — this is pen?” asked the comedian. "Recognition of valuable services. one of the reasons why it's called the After our return from our last trip I Greatest Spring Medicine. reported to the genera! manager 37 defective ties, any one of which might Take it. have caused a wreck. " "I have taken Hood'» Sarsaparilla and It has created a good appetite and cleansed I Practical Art. my blood.” A dolph R hode , Plattsmouth, I Critic — Not a bad stretch of land- Neb. scaiK‘, Init haven’t you laid out more “ My little brother had no appetite. He than enough of it in water? has taken Hood's Sarsaparilla and now Artist—Not a bit of it. The pie gets hungry like any other boy.” M avd ture is for a client who has ni ade his K ilgore , Alden, Kan. money in stock watering operations. Hood's Sarsaparilla Hood’s Sarsaparilla promises to cure and keeps the promise. All Intestinal Troubles Prevented. A Stumper For the M. D. Maid (to absent minded invalid)— The doctor is here, sir. Absent minded invalid—Well, just you tell him that I am not able to see any one today. Garfield Tea is the most used, the beat liked and is the original herb tea for the cure of constipation and sick headache. It stregthena the digestive organa. Cross Tobias. “But, my dear Tobias, remember that you may die at any time.” “Die, did you say? Die? That’s the last thing I’ll do. Our 1901 catalog contains a full list of everything needed for photographic purposes. The fullest line of amateur goods in the west. Kirk, Geary & Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francisco. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of See F.c-SImlle Wrapper Below. Tactful. Miss Withers (showing photograph of herself)— I’m afraid it’s rather faded. Binks (inexperienced, aged 19)- Yes, but it’s just like you. S1OO REWARD «too. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there I» at least c.ie dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all Its ■tages, and that iacatarrh. Hall’aCatarrh Cure Is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis ease, requires a constituí tonal treatment. Hall'» Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the ayatem. thereby destroying the founda tion of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the conrtitnt'on and asaiiting nature in doing Its work. The pro prietor» have so much faith in its curative Eovera, that they offer One Hundred Dollars r any case that it falla to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. 8old by druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the be.L It remained for au American, Charles T. Yerkes, to undertake the reorgani zation of the transit system of Loudon, The railway kiug, who achieved fame and fortune here, is now engaged in overhauling the I.oudou service and when his work is done the great me tropolis will t>e lu Hue with progressive American cities. Writing of Mr. Yerkes, Black and White says: "Mr. Yerkes is a splendid example of what can be accomplished with the keen progressive spirit which permeates America. But Mr. Yerkes has not the romance of having emerged from the dregs of poverty. He first opened his eyes to this busy world in the city of Philadelphia, whither his ancestors of Quaker faith had accom- FOR HEADACHE. DIZZINESS. 'CARTERS FOR FOR BILIOUSNESS. ITTLE FOR FOR FOR FOR TORPID LIVER. CONSTIPATION. SALLOW SKIN. THE COMPLEXION CURE SICK HEADACHE ALUM IN FOOD. New York-Philadelphia Trolley Line. Whsit is O varitis ? Plans are about ftimpleted to close up the gaps lietween Sew York anti Philadelphia and complete a trolley line between the two big cities. The tracks of a couple of steam roads are to l>e used for a portion of the way and a high rate of speed is expected. The promoters say that the full fare each way will be $1. The round trip between the two places by steam is $4. A dull, throbbing pain, accompam.u bv a sense of tenderness and heat low down in the side, with an occasional shooting pain, indicates inflammation. On uxainination it will be found that the region of pain shows some swell ing. This is the flrst stage of ovaritis, indammation of the ovary. If the roof of your house leaks, my sister, you hava Good Time Comming, Girls. it fixed at once ; why not pay the same respect to your own body ? "The girk that are growing up now You need not, you ought not to let will have one important advantage yourself go, when one of your own sax over the young married women of today. ” “What’s that?” "Their huibanda will not be con tinually telling them of the fine cook ing their mothers used to do.” “How do you know?” “Because the cook won’t allow the mothers of the coming race to stick their noses into the kitchen.” Not Hard to Suit. Executive— I would appoint your man, but he is too ignorant for the police force. Heeler—Den put him on de school board. The Last Ditch. “It may seem like bragging,” said the Englishman, throwing down his His Voiceless Grief. newspaper in disgust, “but if this Tilets—Tryder looked very sad Boer war was being fought out on the when he heard that telephoning across sea there’d be a different story to the ocean is possible. tell.” Crustham—I suppose he did, poor fellow. It will be an unhappy day Boulevard to Cross Ohio. for him when he cannot get beyond The owners of automobiles in Ohio the reach of his wife’s voice. constitute a new force in the g< >od roads movement. There is a plan The Best Prescription for Malaria Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove’s Tasteless now under way for the building of a Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine in a tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price 50c. boulevard from one end of the state to the other, touching the cities A Low-Priced Worker. largest towns. A Jersey farmer visiting New York, An Error in Classification. stood looking at a sign in a bookstore window: “Dickens’Works All This Percy—Skitts is a sponge feet sponge. Week for Two Dollars.” "Wall,’he remarked, “my ’pinion "Oh, no! When a sponge absorbs is that Dickens feller is either a anything, by squeezing it you can get mighty poor workman or else he’s it again. confounded hard up for a job.” Ten cents worth of prevention saves fortunes In doctor bills and funeral expenses. 10c. buys a box of Cascareta Candy Catliarthlc. Drug gists, 10c, 25c, 50c. MODERNIZING LONDON. American Railway Kiug Reorganizing Ita Transit System. ( IIARLKR T. YERKES. panled William Penn. His father was a bank president of that city, and well-to-do; but the son was early taught the Quaker principles of Ju dicious economy and advantageous buying and selling, and he remains faithful to them to the present day. In 1861 Mr. Yerkes bought his first street railway stock in Philadelphia, at the rate of less than a pound a share. Lit tle was it surmised that a future tram- car king laid ills corner-stone on that day. Mr. Yerkes bad found his Pega sus. and the effect of his intellect and forewight was Immediately felt, for be fore long the stock was worth full £20 per share His successive good for tune was phenomenal, though not so phenomenal as to be without Interrup tion. Nothing, however, could daunt his clear-minded determination, and when the serious crisis came he sur mounted it with comparative ease, and inarched ahead more rapidly than ever. In 1881 he decided to look into the far West. He had accidentally heard of a great boom which was expected to sweep over North Dakota. His tram- car dreams were waiting to be realized at the proper moment, and. laying his plans aside, he Journeyed to North Da kota at once, where he invested heavily and made a fortune. Then he returned to Chicago.” In Chicago Mr. Yerkes and his friends purchased the North Chicago City Rail way property and changed the sys tem from horse power to electricity, at the same time extending the lines, The West Chicago Railway was treat- ed similarly and Mr. Yerkes after- ward disposed of his stock at a hand- some profit. Save Lite at Sea. Capt. Bolt, a master mariner of New castle, England, has Invented a new "Here’s a scientist who claims that form of deckhouse, or life-saving cabin, genius is merely a nervous disease.” which. In case of sudden founderlngs "Good! Now, can’t he discover from collisions or wreckage, will, wtth some way to make it contagious?” the turn of a wheel, float off the doom- The Next Step. bold« out the helping hand to you, and will advise you without money and without price. Mrs. Pinkham’s labora tory is at Lynn. Mass. Write a letter tnere telling all your symptoms and pet the benefit of the greatest experi ence in treating female ills. “ I was suffering to such an extent from ovarian trouble that my physi cian thought an operation would be necessary. "Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound having been recommended to ms. I decided to try it. After using several bottles I found that I was cured. My entire system was toned up. and I suffered no more with my ovaries.”—M rs . A nna A ston ,Troy. Mo Greek Meets Greek. First Submarine Cable. The first submarine cable was laid across the English Channel about fifty years ago. It was also about the same time that Hos- tettier’s Stomach Bitters, the world re nowned dyspepsia cure, was first intro duced to the public. If you are a sufferer from this ailment, or from indigestion, tin- tulencv, constipation, nervousness or in somnia you should try it at once, if you would be well. It will strengthen your en tire system and produce sound sleep. Develop and print your own pict ures. Complete outtits for printing Ice Man—Good by, old man; I’m and developing 3ljx3}a to 4x5 pict glad you had such a severe winter. ures, $1.50 and $2.50. Kirk, Geary & Coal Man—So long; I wish you a Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francicso, Cal. sizzling summer. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s 8o«»th- ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their children during the teething period. Machinery, Implements, Farm Supplies, Etc NEW LIFE TO OLD FENCES! h S’ w ' t 1'” b ? uSVow His Specialty. Anchor Clamps and Uprights T he O ld F ence . The Man (to applicant for alms)— Poor woman have you no husband to earn a living for you. The Woman—I have a husband, sir, but he is too busy to work. “Indeed! What is he doing? “Trusting in Providence.” Great Combination of Strength and lleanty. EITQ Permanently Cured. No fit« or nerTousneM ■ I IO aftei tirer iiheof l»r Kline’s Great Nerve Restorer. bend For FK EE 8'2.00 ti lul bottle «nd treat- bo. Du. R. 11 K link . Ltd..v3l ai uhSt.,Philadelphia, Pa. "T he T ie T hat B ind ».” Million. “If I had only $1,000.0001’ claihted an angry father. “What would you do?” asked wayward son. “I’ll disinherit you the first thing 1” replied the old man as he took a large hunk from a plug of tobacco. C lamp B efore U sing . Good Health comes to those who take the great herb blood purifier, Garfield Tea; it cleanses the system end cure, digest ive disorders. All druggists sell it. I See Our Anchor Clamp Yon would be surprised It you knew how little it would cost yon to fix up that old fence. Fetter send tor some Anchor (’lamps an Upright*, and n pair of our plncher?, • nd ma ke your o'd wire fence look lit-»’ h new one. ANCHOR FENCE looks so nice and is so strong that farmers sometimes think that it must be high priced. It isn't, though. Cattle, Sheep and Hog Tight. FARM, RAILROAD AND LAWN FENCE Write for Prices ami Catalogue. The Portland Anchor Fence Co Agents Wanted in Every Town. 74a Nicolai St., PORTLAND, Oregon. “Every time you open your mouth, ” | »aid the elderly and envious, but pleb- ian aunt, “you put your foot in it.” "And this is something, you know, ” i CASH BUYERS OF HIDES. PELTS AND TALLOW. pleasantly replied the wife of the I mandarin, looking at the relative’s Consignments solicited. Pay highest market price. PROMPT RETURNS. ample understanding, “you couldn’t Dealers in leather and Findings. possibly do it. Refer to Wells, Fargo & Co. Bank, Portland, Oregon. Chas. L. Mastick & Co. 75 P^rtindTo^nOak An Error of Judgement. worked its way to the front, and is now known in every city, town and hamlet in the country. Its staunchest friends are those who have known it longest and have witnessed its wonderful curative powers in their own families or among their friends and acquaintances. Grateful patients in all parts of the country tell of their restoration to nealth and happiness, and the testimony of these is the highest evidence of the medicine’s worth. S. S. S. is more popular today than ever in its history—no other remedy stands so high, has ever given such perfect satisfaction or is so reliable in the cure of Cancer, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Contagious Blood Poison, Scrofula, Eczema, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum, Acne, or any disease that originates in the blood. Being strictly a vegetable preparation, you will find it agrees with you much better than a drug store concoction or any of the widely advertised potash ■nJ mercury remedies, which affect the bones, muscles and stomach, causing Rheumatism or Dyspepsia. If you Don't Exnorlmont— have never tried S. S. S., you will be surprised at the immediate good effects, JT"0 y« Sa Sa tor no sooner does it get into the circulation than th« appetite increases; you grow stronger, and gradually but surely it drives out the poisons and restores the blood to a healthy condition. If there is a sore or ulcer on the body, it begii ins to heal around the edges, the dia- ___ _______ z____________ charge finally ceases and the _____ place gets well; , muscular and bone pains vanish, and the skin is relieved of all itching, Irritating eruptions. Nervous, run down and irritati anaemic people will find S. S. S. just the medicine they need, for blood poverty and illy nourished nerves are responsible for their condition. For old people and children S. S. S. has no equal; being free from all minerals, it does not nauseate er have any injurious effect whatever, and keeps the blood in good condition, thus fortifying against disease. Experience teaches what is good and what is not good; thia applies particularly to medicine, and S. S. confidnre of the people for nearly 50 years, n secre t of its success, When yon call for S. S. S. don't be persuaded to accept something else— there is no substitute for S. S. S. It is the only guaranteed purely vegetable blood purifier, and the safest and best for all blood and skin troubles. Do not let them force an inferior mineral remed v on you because there is a larger profit in it. if you have any blood or skin dis ease, lon't hesitate to write us about it; our your oase and advise you without charge. Boo THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA. GA. It N ever Sura after closing The Chop and the Cherry A colored citizen gave a justice of Tbi» signature 1» on every box of the genuine the peace a big fat possum as a wed Laxative Bromo-Quinine T»bieu ding fee. Meeting the groom a year the remedy that rnrw n col<l lu one dny after, the justice said : Wireless Telegraphy on Atlantic. “Well, Jim, how do you like mar Professor R. A. Fessenden, with ried life?” “Well, sah,” was the reply, “all I his assistants, has installed a wireless kin say is —I wish I’d eat that pos telegraphy station not far from Cape Hatteras, off Roanoke island, N. C. sum. ” A r oh Frleiscl gag A Real Dramatic Treat. Abe Chinwhiskers— Did you see The Way it Goes. Sury Bernhardt piny she was a man “In those two warm days this week when you was ter Noo York, Josh? Joshua Geehaw— Humph! Bet- winter seemed to have slipped a cog.” “Likely enough. Winter is gener ter'n that! I see a whole minstrel ally wound up with a spring.” troupe made up of women. 1— TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAI Take Laxative ltromo Quinine Tablets. All Iruggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. 2.'>c. Break in China. A Typographical Error. A young lady wrote some verses for a local pajier aliout her birthday, and headed them "May 30th.” It almost made her hair turn gray when it ap peared in print, “My 30th.” The Seasons Courtesies. "What do you think my husband does when my mother comes to see us?” “I never guess.” “He writes for his mother to come too.” — . i Wanted—a How Can the Danger Be Avoided? The reported cases of poisoning from the use of alum baking powder have awakened the public to the seri ous danger which menaces the health of the people of the country in the numerous alum powders which are urged upon consumers. Generally, alum powders may be known from the price at which they are sold, or from the fact that they are accompanied by a gift, or are dis posed of under some scheme. The alum powder costs but a few cents per pound to make, and is often sold at 20 or 25 cents a pound; and sometimes as low as 10 cents. It is impossible to name all the alum powders in the market, but any baking powder sold at a low price, or advertised as costing much less than the well known, high class powders, or accompanied by a present, or dis posed of under any scheme, is of this class, detremental to health and to be avoided. These facts should incline consum ers to turn a deaf ear to all importu nities to buy the inferior powders. The wise housekeeper will decline in all eases to take them. CASTORIA 9 oo D rops For Infants and Children. Tree. "Popkin loves to be historically correct. ” "What’s his latest?” “He had an English chop for break fast on Washington's birthday.” IOV KNOW WHAT YOU ARB TAKING When vol! take Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic, because the formula Is plainly printed on every Ixtttle showing that It 1» simply Iron and Quf. nine in a tasteless form. No Cure, Na Pay. 50c. When Charm Meets Charm. ed vessel In Its entirety and ride the water like any other ship. In the cabin are lierths and seats and storage places, where water and pro visions are always kept. The only thing that remains to be done when the ship strikes a rock is to collect all the passengers and crew within the deck1 house. Renting of State Robes. Every robemaker in Ixmdon always keeps some of the most expensive robes of state—those of a registrar, for In stance—ready, and lends them out when officials have to use them at any great ceremony. .Many a pe^r. when his portrait is to tie added to the family picture gallery, has obtained the crlni- son and ermine from his tailor for a small consideration. AXégetabte Preparation for As similating the Food andRegula Ung the Stomachs and Bowels of I nfanis /( hie V ken I ’ Promotes Digestion.Cheerrul- ness and Rest.Contains neillrr (Jpium.Morphme nor Mineral N ot N arcotic . A perfect Remedy for Cons lipa Ron. Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss OF S leep Facsimile Signature of Press. Perhaps Harcaatic. "And what do you think of the Cau casian race now?” we asked. "It seems to be a race for loot,” sadly answered the intelligent, though heathen. Chinese.-Indianapolis Press. A doctor never pay» for a cigar at a drug store. Bears the Signature Stop» th» Cough and Worha Of th» Cold. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold In one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 25 cents. Expressive. "Who is that girl with a face full of freckles over yonder?” “She's a recent imjiortation from Switzerland. "Ah. I see! Dotted Swiss!” ADVANCE THRESHER CO Vnneceaaary Verbia*e. City Editor—Ho-w often must I tell you not to u»e tautological expression»? Reporter—I didn’t know I had u»ed any In that story. City Editor—Well, you have. You »peak of young Rapleigh as an ’effemi nate cigarette »moker. "— Philadelphia Mr. Jackson—I done hub my rab bit's foot erlong, but she give me de niahble heaht, jes' same. Mr. Johnson—Mebbe she hub her rabbit’s foot erlong, too! 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