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Humors Feed on Humors Simplicity In Funerals. I INDIAN GIRL’S ROMANCE. To Mothers of Large Families Machinery, Implements, Farm Supplies, Etc The simplicity which marked the Eaters Harvarl Because Her Ancestor ancient Jewish burial ceremonies has Spared a White Mnn. much to commend it even to us. The Wah-ta-waso, a full-blooded Penob The Sooner You Cet Rid of Them inexpensive coffin and the uniform scot Indian girl, will soon enter Har linen shroud served to emphasize the vard University. The girl's Indian the Better. In this workaday world few women equality of all in death.* As things mime means Bright are so placed that physical exertion In the Spring there's an effort of are today the rich tax their brains to is not constantly demanded of them in Eyes, and she Is Nature to cleanse your system. invent new funeral fineries and the said to be pretty their daily life. We make» special appeal to mothers You know this by the pimples and poor impoverish themselves to keep enough and intelli of large families whose work is never up with their wealthier neighbors. gent enough to be done, and many of whom suffer, and other eruptions on your face and body. worthy of the name. suffer for lack of intelligent aid. In the Spring, therefore, is the be6t He Incorrected Himself. There is a romantic To women, young or old, rich or time to take “It was funny to hear that man story connected with poor, we extend an invitation to accept talk at the political meeting,” re the girl's proposed free advice. Oh. women 1 do not let marked Johnny. “He said ‘between entrance into Hur- you and me,’ all right enough, and v a rd M o utague For the quickest results. he corrected himself and said Chamberlain, re But whenever taken, this great, then ‘between you and I.’ ” corder of the Law $25 - $30 • $35 - $-40 medicine thoroughly cleanses the sys “You mean he incorrected hitn- rence Scientific tem, gets into all its nooks and cor self,” said Tommy severely. School at Harvard, OXFORD, DEFENDER ners, removes all humors and all has taken the Indian and DUNLOP TIRES W ah - ta - waso . Our 1901 catalog contains a full list gir 1 under his pro unhealthy accumulations. Dunlop Steel Rims. Full Line of Sundries. of everything needed for photographic tection because one of her ancestors “ Hood's Sarsaparilla is an excellent Agents Wanted. Send for Catalogue. purposes. The fullest line of amateur spared the life of one of his forefath blood purifier. We had a little boy with us goods in the west. Kirk, Geary & ers. About the time of tlie French and whose hands and face were broken out Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francisco. Indian war some of the Penobscots. with sores. We gave him Hood s Sarsapa ADVANCE THRESHER CO Factory, Hattie Creek, Michigan. Hood's Sarsaparilla rilla and the sores soon disappeared.” J ohn S chwab . Nipomo, Cal. A Genuine Charity. Kind Old Lady—Why, my child, you must be nearly frozen. Little Shivering Oliver—Yes’m. Poor Old Coil. I had a soft job down ter de thee- “Bulgey claims that he has more ayter, but de S’cietv Pervenshin Cru social engagements than he can fill. elty ter Kids got me fired. Does he really shine in society?” The Steam Locomotive Doomed. “Oh, yes. Didn’t you ever see that It is claimed that within a few years the dress coat of his? There was never electric moier will completely supplant the another so shiny as that. ” steam locomotive, anti trains will then rush Accept No Substitute. along at a h cited of 100 miles an hour. To travelers this will prove a great blessing, but no more so than Hostetter’s Stomach Hitters, has proved a blessing to those who wish to regain their helth quickly. The Bitters cure dyspepsia, indigestion, bilious This signature is on every box of the genuino ness. malaria, fever and ague, also im Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet» proves the appetite and purines the blood. the remedy that <*urea n cold in one day <9 City Feller's Advantage. Wilhelmina's Favorite Reading. The Dutch queen is a great novel ,'eader, and her preference is for Eng lish books. She likes the books of Scott and Dickens, and is much in dined to romatic stories. I am ship Piso’s Cure for Consumption saved niv life three veal's ago. — M rs T hos . R obbins . Maple street, Norwich, N. Y.. Feb. 17, 1900. Hii Task. “That there farm,” said the driver, “on the off side, belongs to a feller in town that runs it for his health.” “How does he get along?” asked the drummer. "Oh, ‘bout 's well’s the rest of us, only he don’t have to buy no gold bricks to come out loser, like we do.” CONGRESSMAN BOTKIN’S RECOVERY. George—With the assurance of your love I could conquer the world. Suffered Twenty-five Years. Grace—That will not be necessary. Washington, D. C., April 1, 1898. All you have to do is to conquer Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio, papa. My dear Doctor—It gives me pleas ure to certify to the excellent curative The Best Prescription for Malaria Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove’s Tasteless qualities of your medicines, Peruna Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine in E tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price 50c. More Information. Tommy—Say, paw, what is the difference between an amateur poet and a professional? Mr. Figg—The amateur poet, my boy, is the one that keeps the pro fessional starving. J HOW’S TIIIS. We off^r One Hundred Dollars Reward for any ease of Catprrh that can noi bo cured by Hall’s Catarrh rur_. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, 0. We th j undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the past 15 vears, anti believe him perfectly hon< abl in all busin ss transaction and fin- Lncial able to carry out any obligations made y t.ieir firm. W est & T ruax , Wholesale Drugrrists, Toledo, W aldzng , ’’. innan M arvin , Vv noleaale Drug ists, Toledo O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is t lcenn rnally.acing (Tree ly on the blood and m cous surfaces 01 thesyst m. Pri e 75c per bo de. Lj.d by aL drug. ists. Testimoni la free. Hall’s Family PL] r th ¡<est. The Army Dentists. “I see that the reorganized army is to have 27 dentists.” "That’s a good thing. They’ll keep the dogs of war in a condition to show their teeth to the best of ad vantage. ” EITft Permanently Cured. No fits er nervousne«.« I I I Q after flint «lav’« titeof 1»r. Kline's (¡real Nerve Reetorvr !*en<l for Fit EE 9*2.00 trial bottle and treat ise. Da. R. H K link , Ltd . ^31 Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa. In the Same Fix. Wife—This is a nice time to come home! I have not closed an eye all night! Husband—D-do you think I did? I When your liver is out of order do not dose yourself with poisonous drugs that harm and never cure, but tske Gar field Tea, and HERB remedy that CURES. Hid All the Mark«. Teacher—And how do you know, my dear, that you have been christ ened? Scholar—Please, mum, cause I got the marks on me arm now, mum. If you are a photographer and have not received a copy of our 1901 cata log you have missed a good thing. Send for it at once. Kirk, Geary & Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francisco. who had wandered from Maine to the St. Lawrence, joined tlie Indians under the French and made a raid into Eng lish territory, including an attack on Ticonderoga. With the English force was a trader from Boston nntiled Cbiun- berlafn. who got into a hand-to-hand conflict with a powerful l’enobseot In- dlan. In the struggle they clinched, but the redskin was the better wrestler and threw the white. Chamberlain managed to regain hts feet and start on a run, but the Indian overtook him. and, having picked up a club, knocked Chamberlain down before he could use Ills knife. The strength and courage of the white evidently won the admira tion of the Indian, for as he stood over Chamberlain with club In hand the Penobscot said in English: “I like you. Make you my son. You good tighter.” Chamberlain was accordingly treated as a prisoner and was taken to the In dian village of St. Francis, on the St. Lawrence River. While he was permit ted to roam freely about the village, the Indians kept a watchful eye on him. and he knew he was a captive. He learned, however, to like the Indian life and remained three years. Then In a fit of homesickness lie decided to go home, but the captor refused to let him depart. Chamberlain luid won the hearts of many of the squaws by lend ing them a helping hand in their drudg ery. and some of the maidens of the tribe aided bl in in escaping under cover of darkness. He afterward became a man of consequence in Boston, and the university professor of to-day is one of his descendants. The Penobscot Indians In time re turned to Maine and settled on the Isl and In the Penobscot River, which is still their home. Montague Chamber- lain in the course of his investigations discovered that Wnh-ta-waso was de scended from the Indian who had taken Ills ancestor captive nt Ticonder oga. and took it upon himself to give her an opportunity to gain an excellent education. She lias had the advantage of common and high schools, and is now preparing to enter the Harvard annex next spring. Mr. Chamberlain has helped a number of the Penobscots to go to Carlisle, nnd lie has built them a library on their island. Advance Thresher Co., Portland, Or. Gr write M. E. and E. T. Hay, Wilbur, Wash. POULTRY NETTING. Buy from the manufacturer. Brice in toll roll, 2 feet wide, 150 feet long. the (test bargains in Bollera and Engine», All Kinds of Wir« sud Iron Work. Pumps and General PORTLAND WIRE & IRON WORKS us before buying. 14V Front bt., I’ortlHUd, Oregon. your lives be sacrificed when a tvord of advice at the first approach of weak ness. may fill your future years with Portland, Oregon. healthy joy. Address a letter to Mrs. CASH BUYERS OF HIDES. PELTS AND TALLOW. Pinkham’s Laboratory, Lynn Mass., and you will not be disappointed. Consignments solicited. Pay highest market price. PROMPT RETURN8. “ When 1 began to take Lydia E Dealers in Leather and Findings. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound I was Refer to Weils. Fargo & Co. Bank, Bortland, Oregon. not able to do my housework. I suf fered terribly at time of menstruation. ! Several doctors told me they could de nothing for me. Thanks to the Pink ham advice and medicine I am now Long Life to New Ones. well, and can do the work for eight ir By Using Our the family. T hx O ld F enci . T he A nchor P inci . “ I would recommend Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound to ali mothers with large families.”— M bs . C aubik RELt.Evmi.K, Ludington, Mich. Chas. L. Mastick & Co. NEW LIFE TO OLD FENCES! Anchor Clamps and Uprights Do Good to All. “To tumble into ‘grumble’ ditch is easy, but it is not so easy to get out. One way oat is by doing good to others. As we have opportunity, let us do good unto all men.” Great Combination of Strength and Beauty. •'T hi T tk T hat B ind «." See Our Anchor Clamp You would bo surprised it you knew how little it would cost you to fix up that old fence. Better send for some Anchor Clamps and Uprights, and a pair of our pinchers, and make your old wire fence look like a new one. ANCHOR FENCE looks so nice and is so strong that farmers sometimes think that it must be high priced. It isn't, though. ÏOÜ KNOW WHAT YOU AKE TAKING When vo” take Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic, because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing that it Is simply Iron and Qui nine in a tasteless form. No CureLNo Pay. 50c. Antiquated. “More new gowns!” he cried. “Why, yes,” she answered sweetly; "All of mine are last century style.” People expect much from Garfield Tea, and they are never dissapointed; it cures stomach, liver and bowel disorders and cures constipation and sick headache. Cattle, Sheep and Hog Tight, C lamp B efore U sino . “Is your wife a good cook, Chris tie?” “You bet. So good that she never insists on my eating what she has cooked. ” Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth ing Syrup tile best remedy to use tor their children during tlie teething period. it never S lips after closing FARM, RAILROAD AND LAWN FENCE Write for Prices and Catalogue. The Portland Anchor Fence Co. Agents Wanted in 742 Nicolai St., PORTLAND, Oregon. Every Town. A Good Cook. <--------------- ' 1 ------ — YOUR OLD STRAW HAT Made new with Strawine. Cleans and Blenches any Straw Hat. By mail, 2.» cents. Send stamps. WOODARD, CLARKE & CO., Chemists Portland, Oregon. is best time to cure Catarrh, Kronen! tin >>nd Consumption. Our remedy is guaranteed, |1. Parable of the Sower. the Better. i.AitF.xnrno. mi - s van ai . kn . SToos rfce Cough and Worka Off tha Cold. These two women, as the leaders, will Laxativ. Bromo-Quintnp Tablet-« rere a cold In one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 25 centi. cause a stir in society. Mrs. Ladenbtirg “ADVANCE” THRESHER The greatest money-maker. For price« and catalogue see "Advance'1 agents, or write Foot of Morrison Street, Can give you Ruggles, Plows, Win. mills and Machinery. See Teacher—“And some fell among FAIR RIVALS IN the thorns,’’ and what happened RIDING TO HOUNDS. then? and Manalin. I have been afflicted Smart Boy—The thieves sprang up Newport society promises to be torn and choked them. more or less for a quarter of a century with catarrh of the stomach and in twain this season by rival hunting constipation ; a residence in Washing parties, and nothing at present appears ton has increased these troubles. to be able to avert it but consolidation A few bottles of your medicines of forces, which does not seetn likely. have given me almost complete relief, and I am sure that a continuation of their use will effect a permanent cure. Peruna is surely a wonderful remedy for catarrhal affections. J. D. Botkin. If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hart man, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of the Hartman Sanitarium, Colum n J L- *A. 1 "v- bus, Ohio. Hope for To be Prosperous, Use the I JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, P. 6. Box H73. Hon J. D. Botkin. Congreisinan-at-Large from Kansas. Employer—Now, where have you been all this time—at the matinee, I suppose? Come, confess. Office Boy (in fear and trembling) —Yes, sir; I was. Employer—I'm glad to hear it. Perhaps you’ve picked up a new tune. I was getting tired of that old you whistle. Branch House, Portland, Oregon. One or two hors«*: sizes 8, 9, 10 and 12. McCormick agent, or address >. N. U. Ao. 1H—IBO1. EN writing; t*. advertisers please mention this paper. Call on A. II. BOYLAN, Gen. Agt., Portland, Or. For Catalogue and Prices. Puffs under the eyes; red nose; pimple- blotched, greasy face don’t mean hard drink ing always as much as it shows that there is BILE IN THE BLOOD. It is true, drink ing and over-eating overloads the stomach, but failure to assist nature in regularly dis posing of the partially digested lumps of food that are dumped into the bowels and allowed to rot there, is what causes all the trouble. CASCARETS will help nature help you, and will keep the system from filling with poisons, will clean out the sores that tell of the sys- stem’s rottenness. Bloated by bile the figure becomes unshapely, the breatn foul, eyes and skin yellow; in fact the whole body kind of fills up with filth. Every time you neglect to help nature you lay the foundation for just such troubles. CASCARETS will carry the poisons out of the system and will regulate you naturally and easily and without gripe or pain. Start to-night—one tablet—keep it up for a week and help the liver clean up the bowels, and you will feel right, your blood will be rich, face look clean, eyes bright. Get a 50c box of CASCARETS, take as directed. If you arc not cured or satisfied you get your money back. Bile bloat is quickly and permanently Is a strong assistant of P. F. Collier, who has made the sport popular with “You see,” said the mother, “Tom his pack of Monmouth hounds. It Is St. Peter—What’s the matter in my is so uncomplaining and yielding now announced that James J. Van Aleu that I always give him the first choice will Import a pack of blooded hounds. the recording angel's department? A Mother's Methods. Slipshod Work. Spirit—Slipshod work. They are trying to find out who is to blame. You let Mr. Greatman in yesterday, didn’t you? "Yes; there wasn’t a thing against him.” "Well, the recording angei has got hold of an old newspaper printed by the opposition party, and has found all sorts of horrible things about him” of everything. ” “As a lesson to Johnny?” asked the border— make up one-half of the area Active man by large manufacturing house; .00in cash paid for 12 darg trial; promote.n if the State. Choteau casts 1,300 votes. and permanent position if satisfactory. Ad Dawson 500, and Custer 1.400. Of dress G. B. P. Co., 723 Chestnut St., Philada. Hit Oburvition Mrs. Jone* (reading)—"People who make matches acquire a fatal disease of the jaw. Did you know that?” Mr. Jones—No; but I know the Tillman’s Offer to Lscturt. poor chap who falls a victim of their Senator Tillman has received a flat matchmaking usually gets it in the tering offer to go on the lecture plat neck. form, with full privilege to select his own topic and di.scuss it in his own way. The southerner is a capital story teller and has a keen sense of Beet < on<h Syrup humor, both of which qualifications tn time. Sold bv d would stand him in good stead as a tacturer. TO CURE A COID IN OB« DAT Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablet«. All Iruniau refund the money if it falls to curs. *.wTGrove's signature Ison each box. 2 jc . Big Countie« in Montana. caller. There are twenty-two counties In "No. It gives Johnny a chance to Montana, three of which - Choteau and take it away from him. Then both Dawson, on the Canadian border, and are satisfied. ” Custer County, on the North Dakota more than 50.000 electors In Montana less than 3,300 are to be found in the counties covering one-half of the State. Prison Population of United Kingdom England's prison imputation la ninety per 100.000 of her Inhabitants, that of Ireland, sixty alx per 100.000, of Scot land, only fifty-two in the same num ber. The girl who puts out no bait to ratrh a huaband la the one who would do more for one after «he has one. Nobody talks much that <loe* not oc caaiooally say unwise thing*. J Oc. 25c. 50c. ALL DRUGGISTS. ST FOR THE NEVER SOLD IN BULK.