A Philanthropist#
FORTUNE SMILED ON
"Mr. Bigglcson is quite a philan
THIS MONTANA GIRL.
thropist, isn’t he?”
“Yes. He always draws up the
subscription papers other people are
asked to sign. ”
Demand for More Hatt lrahlp«.
When the Secretary of the Naw recently
demanded more battleship*, Congress con
sidered his recommendations favorably,
and authorized the construction of several
powerful warships. Protection is what our
seaports require, and fort it cations will
not adequately supply this. Defense against
all disorders ot the tligesive organs, such
as dyspepsia, constipation, biliousness,
rheumatism and nervousness, is adequate
ly afforded bv that efficient remedy, Hos
tetler’s Stomach Bitters. Trv it.
With Most People.
Your guide and guard is the famous
Oregon f lood Purifier, tested and true.
William Andrews Clark, Jr., the fa
Ute it now.
vorite son and namesake of the Sena
tor from Montana, Is to wed Miss Fos
Wasted Theifi.
ter. She Is a daughter of John W.
He—They say the temperature in i Foster, a Montana innkeeper, band-
Florida has been about 75 all this some and winsome and the belle of
month.
Butte. Fortune smiled on Clark. Sr.,
She—Isn’t that aggrivating? To but turned her back on Foster, both
think that they should have tempera being pioneer miners In Montana. Miss
ture like that there where it’s so warm Foster brings beauty, but no wealth
anyway that they really don’t need it. to Hymen's altar, but young Clark has
abundance, and will Install his bride
Piso’B Cure cannot be too highly spoken 1 ns mistress of a Fifth avenue mansion.
of as a cough cure.—J. W. O’B rien , 322
Third Ave., N., Minneapolis, Minn., jam It is asserted that Senator Clnrk hopes
to conquer the New York social world
6, 1900.
through his beautiful daughter-in-law
Has an Enviable Record.
and the palace which is to be her home.
Charles Bellamy has been a fireman
for 16 years on the Chicago, Burling
ton & Quincy railroad, and has nevei
missed a trip. During that time he
has traveled 606,840 miles, and burned
32,501 tons of coal.
The Best Prescription for Malaria
hills and Fever Is a bottle of Grove’s Tastelesi
hill Tonic. It Is simply Iron and quinine io
a tasteless form. No Cure, No Pay. Price 50c
S
River of Ink.
GARFIELD TEA. the medicine that
Purifies the bipod and cleansea
the ay-stem, brings good health
to all who use It.
It is made
from herbs.
Druggists sell it.
Where They Went,
Of 700 ten dollar marked bills paid
on a Saturday night by a Massachu
setts manufactory to its hands, 400
by the following Tuesday were depos
ited in the bank by the saloon keep
er*.
CONSTIPATION
Left
Machinery, Implements,
Farm Supplies, Etc.
Mitchell Bicycles “LOtr-DflWH CYCLONE”
Successful Scientific Egg Sellers.
Danish eggs are taking the lead for
their good qualities, thanks to the
system of co-operation and selection
adopted by the producers. Every egg
shell supplied carries the name of its
I raiser, and as the eggs are all tested,
| a bad egg is traced home.
Each
raiser must supply eggs thrice a week.
The central authority can reject an
| egg several days old. The eggs are
I tested and sorted according to their
size by an automatic machine.
$26 - $30 • $36 * $-40
OXFORD, DEFENDER
and DUNLOP TIRES
Dunlop Steel Rims. Full Line of Sundries.
Agents Wanted. Send for Catalogue.
Artificial Loin Chops.
Mitchell, Lewis
That our food will some day be
[ built up chemically from nitrogen, First and Taylor Sts.
| carbon and other necessary elements
is a fascinating theory upon which
most scientific men look skeptically.
M. Berthelot, however, is cited as an
eminent believer, and he is stated to
foresee both artificial meat and arti
ficial bread.
& Staver Co.,
PORTLAND, OR.
A Thresher designed by ua for thresh
ing in the foothills. Write ua for par
ticulars.
RUSSELL & CO.
Portland and Spokane
NEW LIFE TO OLD FENCES!
li".".’,““»“»’."S'.', Anchor Clamps and Uprights.
Ants'
Bites
Lazy
for
Children
In Guiania a child is slow in its
movements the parents apply an ant
to the child instead of a whip to make
it move faster. This little ant bites
more cruelly than a mosquito and its Great Combination of Strength and Beauty.
hite is apt to be troublesome after •'Tax Tie T hat B ints .”
ward.
See Our Anchor
Mrs. August Pfalzgraf, of South
Byron. Wis., mother of the young lady
whose portrait we here publish, wrote
in January, 1899, saying her daughter
had suffered for two years with irreg
ular menstruation — had headache all
the time, and pain in her side, feet
e
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swelled, and was generally miserable.
Garfield Tea hns lone been rec
She received an answer promptly with
ognized
as
the
greatest remedy
advice, and under date of March. 1899,
for bowel and liver troubles;
it
the mother writes again that Lydia E.
is made from simple herbs that
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cured
cure chronic constipation.
her daughter of all pains and irregu
Vaudeville.
larity.
Nothing in the world equals Lydia X
“That girl has sure enough goo-goo
Pinkham's great medicine for regu
lating woman's peculiar monthly eyes. ”
“Yes, and a cuckoo voice.”
troubles.
Clamp
You would be surprised it you knew
how little it would cost you to fix up
that old fence. Better send for some
Anchor Clamps anti Uprights, and n
pair of our pinchers, and make your o!d
wire fence look like a new one.
ANCHOR FENCE looks so nice and
is so strong that farmers sometimes
think that it must be high priced. It
isn't, though.
C lamt B xtokx U sino .
Cattle, Sheep and Hog Tight.
It Navin SLirx alter closing
FARM, RAILROAD AND LAWN FENCE.
Taken at His Word.
Fchool Pupils’ Dissipations.
Teachers generally agree on one
thing—they say let night entertain
ments, if they have to occur in the
school child’s life, come on Friday or
Saturday night, but do not let them
break in on study days. One teacher
tells me she would much prefer it did
not occur at all. and she points out as
her best student the rosy faced, plainly
gowned little girl with her hair neatly
partedandhangingina long braid down
her back. “Not only my best pupil,’’
she adds, “but my best girl; sweet-tem
pered, courteous, and kind to all her
fellows, rich or poor. She Is simple In
her manners as In her clothes, and just
a girl, not a young lady yet. You ask
why? Simply because she has a lovely,
wise, womanly mother, with the best
interests of her child and the ui'eivsts
of the whole school at heart, yet she
is one of the wealthiest womeu In the
city.”—Good Housekeeping.
banded.
Left handedness is said to be very
common in birds and animals. Par
rots seize objects with their left claw
| by preference or exclusively. The
What suffering frequently resulta lion strikes with the left paw, and
from a mother’s ignorance ; or more ’ Livingstone stated as his opinion that
The
frequently from a mother's neglect to I all animals are left handed.
parrot has been found to make a
properly instruct her daughter I
Tradition says “ woman must suf I readier use of the left claw for climb
fer,” and young women are so taught. ing thau the right.
There is a little truth and a great deal
of exaggeration in this. If a you lg
woman suffers severely she needs treat
ment, and her mother should see that
she gets it.
Many mothers hesitate to take their
daughters to a physician for examina
tion : but no mother need hesitate to
write freely about her daughter oi
herself to Mrs. Pinkham's Laboratory
at Lynn, Mass., and secure from a
woman the most efficient advice with
[ out charge.
A Kansas City man has issued a
pamphlet on the “Mission of
Wealth.”
With all respect to the
author, the most trouble with most
people is the ommission of wealth.
In Algeria a river of ink is formed
by the conjunction of two streams,
one of which is impregnated with
iron, and the other, which drains a
peat bog, with gallic acid. The mix
ture of the iron and the acid results
in ink.
The Duty
of Mothers.
A. —You cannot offend me. I com Write for Prices and Catalogue.
The Portland Anchor Fence Co.
Agents Wanted in
Scribbler—Why do you send so pletely ignore you.
743 Nicolai St., PORTLAND, Oregon.
Every Town.
B.
—
Your
ignorance
troubles
me
many stamps with your poems?
Scrawler—Some editor may lie hard very little.
up some day and swipe the stamps.
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
The Proper Thing.
Then he would have to keep the
Foot of Morrison Street,
Mistress—I hope I didn’t disturb
poem.
Factory, Battle Creek, Michigan.
you and your lover when I went into
Can give you the best bargains in
the kitchen last night?
Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines,
Cook—Not at all, mum 1
Oi told
Win.lmills anil Pumps and General
him you was my chappyrone!
Machinery. See us before buying.
For Infants and Children.
He’d Hit It Some Day.
ADVANCE THRESHER CO.
CASTOR IA
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Limitations.
First Cavalier—The king can do no
wrong!
Second Cavalier—Ah, yes! And
what a wearisome life a king’s must
be, to be sure!
Bears the
Signature of
Hadn't Sampled IL
She—Don’t you think I have a
good mouth?
He—It looks all right.
HOWS
Ttlls;
Branch House, Portland. Oregon.
To be Prosperous, Use the
“ADVANCE” THRESHER
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ease of Catarrh that can not be cure! by Hall's
The greatest money-maker. For prices
Catarrh Cur—
Or address
and catalogue see ••Advance’*
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, 0.
agents, or write
“I bate gon« 14L day« at a time without a
We
tho
undersigned,
have
known
F.
J.
Cheney
■oTameiit of tho bowel«, not being able to
Some Signs of a Good Teacher.
lor tue past 15 years, anil believe him perfectly
more them except by using hot water injections.
Advance Threaher Co., Portland, Or.
hono-abl in all busin ss transaction: and fin
She will read professional and other
Chronic constipation for seven years placed me in
ancial' - able tu carry out any oblig-tions made Or write
FOU CATALOGUK AND PRICES.
this terrihie condition; during Hint time 1 did ev I oks, educational and other papers,
Thie signature is on every box of the genuino by their firm.
erything I heard of butnever found any relief: such
M. E. and E. T. Hay, Wilbur, Wash.
W ist & T rva X,
was my ease until 1 began using CA8CA11ETH. I and magazines.
Laxative Bronio-Quinine Tablet.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
■ow have from on« to three passages a day. and If 1
She will patronize public libraries th, remedy that rnrei n eol.l In one «lay
WaLDINO, U innan <6 M acvis ,
was rich 1 would give 1100 IXJ for each movement; It
HEISNER & CO., OF PORTLAND,
Vtnolesale
Drug ists,Toledo, O.
and reading rooms, and if her pupils
1« such a relief. *
A yi . mkic L. H unt .
POULTRY NETTINC.
nall’sCatarrh Cure ist ken n rnally, actlnf
EXPLAIN THE SITUATION.
1(589 Russell Bt., Detroit, Ml oh.
Buy from the manufacturer. Price in tull rolls
are sufficiently advanced she will In
I'frec.ly
on
the
blood
and
m
cous
surfaces
oi
As to Some Handwriting.
thesystm. Pri e Tic per l>o lie. bo.d by aL
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fluence their reading along good lines.
I The rapidly Increasing discoveries of petro-
ists. Teatimoni Is free.
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CANDY
Fred—Do you think a man’s char drug.
1 um oil on the Pacific Coast arecreating much
She will attend punctually all teach
Hall 's Family Pill r th lest.
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CATHARTIC
excitement. AI readv in California many peo
acter
is
shown
in
his
handwriting?
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ers’ meetings and do her share toward
ple have grown suddenly rich irom oil. Oil
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Kate—If it is, some of them must
How She Knew.
wells are being bored in Oregon and Washing
supporting the county and State organ
All Kinds of W ire and Iron Work.
ton, and in fact a'l up and down the coast.
be
perfectly
dreadful.
izations.
“That horrid Maud has been gos PORTLAND WIRE A IRON WORKS Even more exciting times of quickly gained
149 Front tit., Portland, Oregon.
wealth are coming soon. Heisner
Co., ot
She will do a certaiu amount of call
siping about me.”
TRAOI MAAH PSOiSTtRSO
Portland, Oregon, are publishing an interests
Q/tEGONffLOOPPuRtHE/t
“Why, how do you know?”
ing on her children.
ing pamphlet telling all about the pio>pect-
and probable future developments. This in-
No. 17—1901«
“She kissed me twice when we met N. P. N. Ü.
Occasionally she will be found tak
i formation will lead plenty of jieople to riches.
Anyone can have it for the asking bv Rending
ing the childlren on a little trip to the
Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good,
il KN writing ta advertisers please their address tills month to M ESSRB. fl EISNER
Income Tax in Persia.
park or some of the younger ones to a
flood, Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c,
mention this paper.
A
CO., Commercial Block, Port>and, Oregon.
Hush! Don’t You Hear the Baby Cry?
In Prussia an income tax is levied
museum, and older pupils to certain
... CURE CONSTIPATION. *.
The only safe medicine for sour curd colic in
Sterile« Bwesdy Ceapsay, t'bUag«« ■•alraal, Haw Yark. MS
factories which afford entertainment on all whose income exceeds $225 a nursing babies is CaSCarttS Candy Cathartic.
Make mother’s milk mildly purgative. Drug
and Instruction. These things will be year.
gists. 10c. 2d.-. 50c.____________
A. H. BOYLAN, Portland, Or.
THIS Bid OIL BOOMT
W
(DON’T GET WET!
I
a pleasure to her.—The New Educa
tion.
OILED
CLOTHING
R. L. Cate Predicts 150,000 Popula
tion and Says All Eyes Are
Pointed This Way.
Portland 1« growing fatter today than at any
time in its past history, and wi'l have a popu
lation of not less than 150.900 in 1905. I am I
offering bnsinesa and residence property today
at prices that will pay 50 per cent net in i
years. Call on or address
R. L. CATE,
General Arent of tho Hawthorne Estate.
’Phone Oak 100S.
319 Chamber of Commerce.
That Seemed to Be IL
“Yes, ” remarked Bquildig, "I made
myself a present of this music box on
my birthday. ”
Revolver Only an Inch Ix>ng.
"Giving yourself airs, eh?” added
Stephen M. Van Allen, of Jamaica,
Me., an expert shot with a rifle or re McSwilligen.
volver, has received as a gift the small
est revolver ever made. It Is only an
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Inch long, and Is perfect in every de
tail. It is self-acting and the chamber
holds six cartridges. The bullets are
the size of the bead of a large pin. The
cartridges possess sufficient power to
attacks of
send the bullets through a half-inch
pine board. Mr. Van Allen has tested
the little weapon and found It accurate.
Vandal Depredations in Florida.
Keeley Cure
SUMMER
P. O. Box .73.
V. I. SMITH I CO., Buffala, 1.1.
In all towns of Oregon, Washington and Idaho,
A
I
Prodigy.
LE ROY
Model 50,
$35.00.
LE ROY
Model 50,
$35.00.
PORTLAND DELIVERY.
PORILSN > DELIVERY,
TO SELL LE ROY BICYCLES
LISTED AT »30.00, IS..00 AND »40.00.
Cotton Spinning In Italy.
There are now In operation in Italy in
the cotton Industry over 20.000 looms
and more than 3.000.000 spindles. I tai
ian-made cotton goods are now largely
exported, especially to South America
Adam had hie trials but be never bad
to face a fool Jury.
Neuralgia
Free Trial 30 Days
For the next 30 days we will ship this
*5OU0 machine on SO day.’ fr.e trial
In your own home for »21.75. Mend this -
ad. end your name for full description
end our free trial otr-r. We also sell-
■40.00 HlayelM for ■'40.SS. Writ*
today. This is a chance of your lifetime.
i
WDIH8M
People's Supply Co., Box 287 (B)
Not an Explainer.
come to
many of ns,
but however
bad the case
SL
Jacobs
Oil
penetrates
promptly
and deeply,
soothes and
strengthens
the nerves
and brings
a sure care.
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GUARANTEED TO JANUARY 1, 1902.
Kind Lady—Have you a father?
<W" WRITE FOR CATALOGUK, DISCOUNTS AND TERMS.
Ragged Reggie—Nope—nuvver had
one o' them.
HENRY GOODMAN & OOMPANY,
Kind Lady—And your mother?
.... 1 aa nprr trun...,
Ragged Reggie—Nuvver had none.
Jobbora
of
Bioydo
Sundrleg.
Portland, Oregon.
Kind Lady—No brothers—no sis
ters?
Ragged Reggie—Gosh, yes! I got
lots o’ them.
Sudden and Severe
Because of the depredations of winter
tourists, one of the most beautiful pri
vate places in Florida has just been
Springtime Resolutions
dosed to the public. Ivies imported
from historic places in England and
Scotland were dug up by the roots; rare
THE*
fish
brought at great expense from trop
Bure relief from liquor, opium end tobacco
leal seas were killed by the throwing of
habits. Bend for particular« to
Into the pond and delicate stone
K m I iy liititit», M4 tatk It, hrflMi, Or. stones
carvings were broken from the foun
tains and sun dials.
la best tlm. to eure Catarrh,
Bronchitis and Consomption.
Jnr remedy 1. guaranteed, gl.
WANTED—UVE AGENTS
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Iruggists refut'd the money If It fella to cure.
K. W,Grove's signature Ison each box. 25c.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period.
II KeepYou
Dry
IN TMt
~
a
Wettest
Weather
TAKE HO XJ63TlTUTr5. LOOK TOR ABOVE TRADE MARK.
PORTLAND’S FUTURE.
All.
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in
one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 25 cents.
BLACK OR YELLOW
Showing Full Line of Garments and Mata
. AVYOWCft CO,BOSTON.MASS. ,
Was
“Your love letters,” wrote a Boston
man to his New York fiancee, gently,
but firmly, “are not couched in the
Bringing It Back.
exactest English.”
Clubberly—Old man, do you ever
“My love letters,” replied she, “are
have any doubts about your love for not for publication, but merely as a
her?
guarantee of good faith.”
Castleton—Oh, yes; but when it
comes on I get down a stack of un
OToisa tho Cough and
Work. Off tho Cold.
paid bills anti look them over.
THE ORIGINAL
CATALOGUES FREE
That
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
"I’m afraid that you won’t be
able to explain your attitude in thia
matter,” said the friend, doubtfully.
“I'm not going to try to explain,"
said Senator Sorghum.
“Life is too
short to do anything but go ahead
. and transact business.
I can hire
people to do my explaining for me. ”
Can't Always Tell.
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON.
T
King and President.
Educational Influence.
Edward Vil Is Rome month, older
"Marie, it is queer that you never
than President McKinley, who baa just
started in on his fifty ninth year. King buy me the kind of a necktie that I
Edward Is now in the fifth month of want. ”
his sixtieth year.
"Arthur, I don’t try to buy the
kind you want. I buy the kind you
TOU KNOW WHAT TOO ARK TAKING
When von taka Grov.'e Toatel.n Chill Tonic, ought to want.”
“Do you serve lobsters here?” becauM the formula is plainly printed on every
Permanoutlr Cured. No fits er nervoosBces
asked the new arrival.
bottle .hawing that It la .Imply Iron and Qui CITQ
0 1 IO after
finys line of I»r Klieo'a Greet Nerve
RemlLirFH BE fl*4.flfl trial bottle and tresd»
’Well,” replied the waiter, "we ' m nine in a tasteless fora. Mo Core, No Pay. foe. R«4nr«*r
iaa Da. H II ki >■ I t i mi Ar. h st . Philadelphia.
our instructions to discriminate as
The Ancestral Relic Chase.
Couldn't Square th* Circle.
much as possible among them as
"Haven’t you any of your grand |
cornea in to eat. ”
He
—
I thought you knew the
mother's old things, Mrs. Newdash?” I
"No; but I’ve got a lot of candle Browne. Don't you live in the same
Mexico Buying Horses.
sticks, old tables and chairs that be square?
Mexico is now purchasing cavalry longed to a woman who lived next
She—Yes, but you see, we don’t
horses by the car load in thia country. door. ”
move in the same circle.