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DEATHBED OF A BUDDHIST. Spring Medicine Weird There’s no season when good medicine is so much needed as in Spring, and there’s no medicine which does so much good in Spring as Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Do not delay taking it. Don’t put it off till your health tone gets too low to be lifted. Will give you a good appetite, purify and enrich your blood, over come that tired feeling, give you mental and digestive strength and 6teady nerves. Be sure to ask for HOOD’S, the best medicine money can buy. It is Peculiar to Itself Bad Feelings In Spring - “In the spring I was feeling very badly. My blood was very poor. I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla. It did me much good. I think it Is a wonderful spring medicine and recommend it to all sick and suffering.'' E thel L. B ean , Eaton Center, N. H. "What nonsense,’* exclaimed Mr. Meekton, as he tossed aside the heart- ■ to-heart talks page. "What utter non sensei’’ “To what are you referring,” In quired his wife. "To the assertion that a roman need not expect a man to pay her as much attention after thev are married as he did before. 1 am absolutely mre, Henrietta, that I mind quicker now than 1 ever did. BE CURED With local applications, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional dist ase, and in order to cure it you must take internal remedies. Hall's Ca tarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces Hall's Ca tarrh Cure is not a quack medleine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians in this country for years, and isa regular prescription. It is composed of the best tonics known, com bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two ingredients is what pro duces such wonderful results In curing catarrh. Bend for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Proprs., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, price 75c. Halls Family Pills are the best. He Wanted Tew Know. Ticket Seller (in theater box office) —Seats In the parquette are |3, and in the dress circle $2. Uncle Pumpkinduster (of Swamp Junction)—Say! be that your ‘‘askin’ price,” or what you expect tew get? An Inactive Liver. Stomach Dis orders. Sick Headache and other Ills arising trom an imperfect digestion are cured bv G . ItFI KLD TEA which is made from HERBS. Encouragement for the Struggling. “Well, asked the artist, rnbbtng his hands, “what did your wife think of your portrait when you got homer "Oh, said old Mr. Packenhara, handing out a check for the amount he had agreed to pay, “she told me she still had confidence in me and didn't believe I was half as bad as I was painted. Thia signature is on every box of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets tbs remedy that cares ■> cold Isa one day Armament of New Ships. The armament of the new British battleships Queen and Prince of Wales will be of a very powerful character, and in each case the guns will cost £75,000. When ready for the pen nant each ship will have cost £1,- 000,000.—Montreal Herald and Star. A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK Of Particular Interest to Threshermen and Farmers. Russell & Co., of Portland, Ore., the largest deniers in machinery on the Pacific Coast, have just issued at con siderable expense a neat and very com plete account book for up-to-date thresheimcn, etc. The books are tor free distribution, and all people who want them should write immediately to RuBf-ell <Sk Co., Portland, Ore. Police Judges in Porto Rico. Mayors of the different towns in Porto Rico at present have exclusive jurisdiction in police court cases, whether or not they know a word of | law; and from their decisions there is no appeal. Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used for ail affections of the throat and lungs.—W m . O. E ndsley , Vanburen, Ind.. FeU 10, ¡900 Well Enough. ‘‘Didn't I tell you to let well enough alone?" said the doctor to the con valescent who had disobeyed and was suffering a relapse. "Yes, doctor,” whined the patient, "but I wasn’t well enough.” The Rest Preeerlptlon for Malaria Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic. It is simply Iron and quinine In • ttateleu form. No Cure. No Pty. Price 50c A Long River. Long rivers drain a large territory of country. The Ganges Is nearly 1600 miles in length, and drains an area of 750.000 square miles. ; I PISOS SURE FOR f :fUiT « IWEM CONSUMPTION - TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the m«ue> if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature Ison each box. 23c. The Eternal Feminine. “It is you women who make all the trouble in life.” “Yes, and who makes life worth the trouble.”—Life. EITQ Permanently Cured. No fit« or nerrousneai ■ I IQ after firm <I ht ’ n ii»eof Dr. KlmeS Great Nerve Rest.ir- r Send for FR E I*’ 92-OOti ial bottle and treat* iao. D h . It. 11 K link . Ltd .V31 ArchSt.. Philadelphia.Pa. Population of Ohio's Cities. Ohio’s cities and towns gained 486,- 021 in population during the last 10 years, or 792 more thau the increase in the rest of the entile state. A MODERN MIRACLE. Nonsense. CANNOT at the It Is an exceedingly rare thing for n foreigner to be permitted to witness the death of n Buddhist priest, and it was only after a residence of nearly twelve years in China that the oppor tunity came to me. Old Ting Ho-Slieng. head priest of the "Temple of the Spirit of Light,” I liad known by sight for several years, and had a more intimate acquaintance with him the summer he died, but I That young man w n>> consented to have did not expect to be a witness of his a port uni of his blood let out to save his death nor to see him die sitting up. Not employer, set u reniarkalde example of heroism. The incident»h<>ws what power only did “Old Ting” die sitting up. but there is in good blood Tnere is only one he was put into his coffin and buried natural way to get good blood, ami that is front the stoniat-li. If the stomach needs that way. try liortetters’s Stomach Bit Disease and native treatment had al assistance, ters. This wonderful medicine cures dys ready placed the seal of death upon j pepsia. indigestion, constipation, and the old man, that at my second visit makes rich red blood. I could only tell the attendants that his hours were few. Returning to the Dogs Being Supplanted by Donkeys. Berlin now contains 1000 donkeys old priest’s room a little later, 1 found him sitting on a board stool facing the which have been imported in the last outer door, clad in his fine priestly 18 months to take the place of dogs robes of yellow silk. Being long past as beasts of draft. The change is due consciousness, he was supported by to the agitation of the S. P. C. A. his attendents in this position, with his leys crossed, each foot resting upon theopposite thigh, sole directed upward —an exceedingly difficult, and, in fact, almost impossible position to assume in life. The hands were placed, palms together, up before bis face, the whole CASE OF LOCOMOTOR ATAXIA CURED attitude being that which represents NEAR CHICAGO. Buddha in the state of Nirvana—and the old man was very near that state. Victim Lost the Sight of One Eye and Wai The great anxiety of those in attend Unable to Walk—Vision Kwatorwii ance was that he should not be placed and the Use of Limbs Regained in his coffin until he was really dead. —A Sworu Statement. Although I could not bring him back A recent cure that seems almost a to life, they were willing that I should judge when he was dead. Holding a miracle was that of Samuel Curnock, small mirror in front of his face, I i of 62 Twenty-second avenue, Melrose waited until there was no moisture de Park, Ill. The story is best told in his own words. He says: posited upon it. In the meantime preparations were “Early in 1898 I began to expe continually going on around me for fur rience a worn-out feeling and noticed ther ceremonies. A large pile of paper i that I became tired after very slight “cash” had been placed outside the , exertion. I continued at my work in door, on top of which was a document ' the machine shop until July 2, 1898, I was not allowed to see, but, from | when I suffered from a fall, and after what I could learn, was his history as that time grew rapidly worse. A phy related to his accession to the priest- . sician was called and pronounced my hood and life in it. Upon being pronounced dead a flam trouble locomotor ataxia. He treated ing torch was applied to the “cash” by me for four months and there was no a young priest, former disciple and improvement in my condition. I was now successor to the lands and build tald that my case was Incurable, and ings of the old man sitting before him. that I would continue to grow worse No sooner was the paper well ablaze until death relieved me. I was not than the young man prostrated him confined to my bed, although I spent self before it, bumping his head on the much of my tLme lying down, and ground the requisite number of times, was entirely unable to work. I could for every movement in every cere mony of the Chinese is regulated by I hardly stand; it seemed as if my legs would give out from under me, and rites as Inflexible as law. The next step In this strange death my movements were like those of a scene was the placing of the body In drunken man. A cold numbness came its upright coffin. The front and top in my right side, and I lost the were removed nnd yellow silk cush strength of my right arm. Then my ions put In the bottom, on which the eyes began to blur so that I could see old man was placed as gently as pos nothing distinctly, and in a short sible consistent with the awkardness time I became totally blind in my of his position. Numerous small cush- right eye. Inos and wads of thin paper were put “Last December I began taking Dr. in around him, a pillow under each el Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People bow to sustain the arms in their up- , right position, and then the front was j and within a month I was so much slid into place. More packing was done j improved that I determined to persist from the top until his body was im in the treatment. At the end of the movable and the coffin filled, the yel second month I was able to return to low silk knot of his hat being the last my work and have not lost a day on I ever saw of old Ting Ho-Sheng, who account of illness since that time. will sit and wait until time and decay Since I began taking the pills I have do their work in altering his position. gained 30 pounds in weight, can walk Leslie's Weekly. almost as well as ever, and my sight is fully restored. I firmly believe that Not Strong Enough. At one of the clubs the other day Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale Peo- two members were arguing about will pie saved my life and enabled me to power. again earn my livelihood. The conceited man, who was in the “SAMUEL CURNOCK.” habit of boring all present with his Subscribed and sworn to before me pointless tales, said that his will was this first day of August, 1900. stronger than his friends’. ADAM DAVISON, “You are wrong there,” said the quiet (Seal) Police Magistrate. man, “and I will prove It In this way: At all druggists or direct from Dr. You go and stand in that corner, and I will will you to come out of it You Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady, will against me. and I bet you that I N. Y. Price, 50 cents per box; 6 will have you from that corner before boxes, |2.50. I have command«! you a second time.” The smart one took the bet and put Public Baths In England. himself in the corner. The quiet man Out of 34 towns in England and said in a commanding voice: Wales, one-third maintain one or more “Come out of that corner!” public baths. They are crowded by The other grinned and shook his head. The q. in. sat down and looked factory and shop hands. Hood’s Sarsaparilla CATARRH Ceremouie« Observed Paseinic of a Priest. Want Americans to Do the Work. Composition of a Penny. The Siamese government has asked Pennies do not consist of copper alone, there being in them 2 per cent for American bids for the construction of tin and 3 per cent of zinc to 95 of of a plant for the manufaotuie of am copper. They cost the government munition in that country. The promt "ene" achieved by GA ft- about 42 cents a pound, exclusive of FI b. 1.1» T K x as a biood purrter has stamping, and there are 148 in a not b; vn by another rente iy; .•in improvement in the complexion pound, so that the government makes can be seen after a few days’ use. a fair profit on every pound mint' Satisfied. sim e while thev are redeemab • ,.i Agent—Have you seen our new au gold, l...t few u r i.-.onte . tomatic gas burner? Householder—Thanks, but we are Loyalty to Hit Employer. already burning gas enough. I at him steadily. Five minutes passed, and then the man of w’lll said, with a sneer: “Hadn't you better give It up? | I don't feel any influence at all, and I can’t stand here all the evening.” “There is no hurry,” said the q. m., | "and I have a very comfortable seat. There Is no time limit, except that you are to come out before I ask you twice, and. as I don’t intend to ask you again until this day week, I think you will feel the Influence before then.” The smart one came out looking very foolish. Spot» th» Oou»h »nd MforAra Off th» Cold. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a cold In one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 25 cents. American Corn Exporta. American exports of corn have aver aged 173,090,000 bushels a year since 1895, an Increase of 254 per cent over the preceding five years. Perfect System Cleaner«, Keep el.an inside as well as outside and you’ll be nearer godliness. Casearets Candy Cathartic cleanse and purify your body inside. All druggists, 10c, 25c, 50c. Accepted Honorary Membership. Ex-President Clevelan I has accepted an honorary membership in the Mercer County (N. J.) Fox Hunting Associa tion. BEST FOR THE BOWELS If you haven't a regular, healthy movement of the bowels every day, you're sick, or will bo. Keep your bowels open, and be well. Force, in the shape of violent physic or pill poison, is dangerous. The smoothest. easiest, most perfect way of keeping tbe 0cw»ls clear and clean is to take ’ I ; Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good, Never Sicken, Weaken, or Gripe. 10c, 60c Write for free sample, and booklet on health. Address •terlfss R pri I? < •wpsay, t’bieac^ ■•atrsal. lew Tsrk. Mia KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN ' j j • YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARK TAKING When vou take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic, because tbe formula ia plainly printed on every bottle showing that it la simply Iron and Qui nine in a taatelesa form. No Cure, No Pay. «><•. A Rare Fish. The rarest fish in British waters is the ribbonfish. Only 16 specimens have been recorded in the last cen tury. It is an inhabitant of the great depths of the ocean. Some writers suffer from cramp In 1 the fingers and others from cramp of the brain. I ISS FRANCES M. ANDERSON, continue to suffer on, dropping into Corresponding Secretary oi the the grave one by one. Higher Educational L ague, Peruna cures catarrh in all stages writes 'rotn (lie"Astoria,"Wash and varieties, whether acute or chron ington, D. C, the following: ic, and is therefore the most effective ••About two months ago I was remedy ever devised for removing all taken very ill with la grippe and the derangements which follow la was obliged to go to bed. I took grippe. three bottles of Peruna with very Samuel M. York writes from Union beneficial results, and was able Grove, Ala, the fol.owing letter: to leave my bed in a week and re “Dear Sir: Last week I was taken gained my usual strength very with la grippe and catarrhal deaf soon. ness. 1 wrote you for advice and fol ••I have nothing but praise for lowed your directions. After taking Peruna, and recommend it to two bottles of Peruna I found myself those similarly afflicted when well of la grippe, and my hearing was ever.! can."—Frances M. Ander fully restored. My health is better son. La grippe is. strictly speaking, epi than it has been in five years. “My wife Improved In health very demic catarrh—that is to say, a va riety of acute catarrh which is so con much after taking Peruna.”—Samuel tagious and runs a course more or less M. York. Miss Caroline J. Kahl, Otisco, Ind, definite, the same as scarlet fever, writes as follows: whooping cough, etc. ••Three years I had la grippe During the acute stages of la grippe it is not a very fatal disease, but the and pulmonary trouble. I was condition in which it leaves the sys very sick. I had hemorrhages of tem has caused the death of a count the lungs nearly every day for a year, and three bottles of your less number. Indeed, nearly every person who has Peruna cured me. The doctor had la grippe within the last three said I had consumption. I am years finds himself more or less de now in better health than I have ranged by the pernicious effects of been for many years. "I highly recommend Peruna to all this disease. The majority of those who have escaped death find life my neighbors and friends. Peruna is scarcely worth living. my favorite medicine. I shall always If this vast multitude of people have Peruna in the house.”—Miss could only know with what certainty Caroline J. Kahl. and promptness Peruna would relieve If you do not derive prompt and them of all the bad effects which la satisfactory results from the use of grippe has brought upon them, what Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, an untold amount of suffering would giving a full statement of your case, be averted! and he will be pleased to give you his Thousands have already heard how valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, president of quickly this remedy will cure in these cases and have been saved; but tens The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, of thousands have not yet heard, and Ohio. M MACHINERY, FARM IMPLEMENTS, Etc. ^filtriteli? Forgetfulness Turned to Profit. "The closing of three banks In Baltl- mare and the consequent unseemly rush of the depositors on others to get their money out reminds me of a queer experience," said a young lawyer. “It was back In the days of the fail ure of the Nicholsons' private bank on Baltimore street, near Sharp. I was a mere youngster, but I was frequently sent by mother to the bank. One day I came home from school and was told by my mother to go down and deposit a check for $100, which she had just received. I had a previous engagement to play baseball that afternoon, and I , went to the bank errand with such a : rush that I forgot whether my mother j had told me to draw or deposit I j drew, and when I returned home with the money there was trouble. Besides ' corporal punishment I got the greatest ■ lecture you ever beard. Something j prevented my returning the money, next day. and when I took it down the second day the bank was closed. My forgetfulness had turned to profit” MISS FRANCIS M. ANDERSON, daughter of HON. JUDGE ANDERSON, of Virginia, is at present in Washington, D. C., as Cor responding Secretary of the Higher Educational League of that city. Cured of la grippe by Peruna. For Catalogues ..of.. MANTLES, ORATES NOTHING BETTER MADE To« can't max« a ml.taka II ya« (Mt and TILINGS.. 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