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WOMEN OF THE UNITED STATES ! : Regard Périma as Their Shield Against Catarrh, Coughs, Colds, Grip and Catarrhal Diseases. MRS. BELVA A. LOCKWOOD, LATE CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY. Mrs. Belva Lockwood, the eminent barrister of tVsahington, D. C., is the only woman who has ever been a candidate for the Presidency of the United States. She is the best known woman in America. As the pioneer of her sex In the legal profession she has gathered fame and fortune. In a letter to The Peruna Medicine Company, she says: “I have used your Peruna both for myself and my mother, Mrs. Hannah J. Bennett, now in her 88th year, and I find it an invaluable remedy for cold, catarrh, hay fever and kindred diseases; also a good tonic for feeble and old people, or those run down, and with nerves unstrung/' Yours truly. BELVA A. LOCKWOOD. Catarrh may attack any organ of the body. Women are especially liable to catarrh of the pelvic organs. There are one hundred cases of catarrh of the pelvio organs to one of catarrh of the head. Most people think, because they have no catarrh of the head, they have no catarrh at all. This is a great mis take, and is the cause of many cases of sickness and death. “Health and Beauty’’ sent free to women only, by The Peruna Medicine Co., Clumbus, Ohio. The Ark Not Found. Little might it be thought that the Emerald Ise was suspected of entomb ing any relics of Bible times. But the Imagination of some one has been more •otive and eccentric. In County Meath there is a Royal Mound of the Hill of Tara, on which, for 1,000 years the kings of Ireland were crowned. A gentleman named Glover, who has obviously developed some strong symp toms of British Israelism, was con vinced that the Ark of the Covenant lay buried beneath the mound, and, consequently, proceeded on a subter ranean expedition in search of the lost treasure. But, after expensive excava tions, which the landlord permitted and the board of works had no legal power to prevent, and after weeks of fruitless search, the fancied explorer gave up his quest. Com paring Note». Mrs. Jones—My husband is the light of my life. Mrs. Smith—So is mine. One of the kind that smokes and goes out nights. —Chicago Daily News. The Plensantest, Most Powerful and Effective Neverfailing Remedy for Rheumatism LA GRIPPE Hiid CATARRH! If all knew what thousands know oi ▼ rammaam the efficacy of “5 DROPS” as a Cu rative as we»l as a Prev> n !ve of any Ache or Pain known to the human body, there would not be a lamiiy in all America without a bottle of *‘5 Drops!” Sen! for trial bottle, 2oC, or large bottle, fl—containing 330 doses. 6 bottle^ for f5. SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO 160-164 E. Lak« St. Chicago, III. Hundreds of Americans are working Russian factories. Piso’s cure for consumption has been a God-send tome.—Win. B. McClellan, Ches ter, Florida, Sept. 17, 1895. — Bees raised in Texas are shipped to “He told me last week that he had all parts of the world. •o economize, but I don’t see that he VITALITY low,debilitated or exhausted cured by Dr. Kline’s Invigorating Tonic. FREE fl. Trial has been doing it.” Bottle containing 2 Weeks’ treaiinent. Dr. Kline's “Oh, well, you wouldn’t notice it, Institute, 931 Arch At., Philadelphia. Founded 1*71. snyway. You see, he economizes by Dayton Ohio, has a union soap fac cutting down his wife’s expenses. ”— tory. Chicago Post. How Some Men Do It. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use for th»’» children during the teething period. Bookbinders in Omaha are organiz ing. _________________ TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. \V. Grove’s signature is on each box. 25c. New York jewelers now enjoy the eight-hour day. DEAFNESS CANNOT An Excellent Combination. The pleasant method and beneficial effects of the well known remedy, S trip of F igs , manufactured by the C alifornia F io S thup Co., illustrate the value of obtaining the liquid laxa tive principles of plants known to be medicinally laxative and presenting them in the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the system. It Is the one perfect strengthening laxa tive, cleansing the system effectually, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers gently vet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per manently. Its perfect freedom from •very objectionable quality and sub stance. and its acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or irritating them, make it the ideal laxative. In the process of manufacturing figs •re used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and Other aromatic plants, by a method known to the C alifornia F io S yrup Co. only. In order to get its beneficial affects and to avoid imitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on the front of every package. BE CURED By local application«, «8 they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is on y one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu tionalremedies. Deafness it caused by an in flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in flamed j on have a rumbling sound or iinper feet hearing, and when it if entirely closed deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma tion can be taken out and this tube rest ’red to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine eases out oi t* n are canted by catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. Wewiligive One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can ' not be cured by hall’s Catarrh Cure. Bend for circulars, free. ~ F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, O. Bold by Druggists, 75c Hail's Family Pills are the best. Philadelphia will add 400 officers to its police force. Improved Train Equipment. Saving to the Ln«t. Geòrgie's Gab • : Pa Doctors the Ita by. The Baby’s Got the Collick. I Bet you it would Be a grait hit if Sum col- lldge had It to Help hoop fer the foot Ball team. Nite Befoar last paw did elfi hardly Sleep a Wink ami you could notus It ou Him Easy the next morning By bls talk. “I Like to no,” he says, “How the bed of a Fambly Kin ern a Liven in the Day time if He Don't git no Rest at nite. Here I am pa.ven fifteen Doler» a Weak fer a nurse wbat Don't seam to no Enny more about a Baby than me and Not Haff as mutch Beeoz I had two Before this one. It's a Blame swindul. all this trained Nurse bizness thay go Into In the sitty. Look at our Muthers Out In the country. Thay Dlden’t Haft to have no Frills like these when the Fambly was Glttiu so Big thay Had to Bild a naddishen onto the house Every year er so. But you Got to Have a traned nurse now er thay don’t Let you In Society enny more Than if you Done your own House work and Dlden’t go round tellin Folks It was Becoz you advertized ate times fer a Hired Gurl and never got a nan- ser.” The nurse Told paw be wasen't Fit to be a fawther, and he was agoin to Talk Back, only Little albert throwed a Tooth Brush at the pupp and nocked a Hole thru one of the Windows, so thay Dropt the Subjlct. After Breckfust ant Fanny come In. jtnd when site Herd about the Baby belli sick she says: “You must stop given it that kind of food rite away. When my little Flor ence was borned she had the same kind of Trubble, so 1 fed her condensed milk and she cum thru all rite.’ Purty soon Mrs. Rawson and Mrs. Pond come in. “My good miss,” Mrs. Rawson sed when paw told Her about tlie Con densed milk: “Don’t give her That. It would Kill the Poor little Thing. I al- wais Bring my Babies up on Stunley’s otes water, and Tliay never Give me a Bit of trubble.” “I wouldent Dare to give no child of mine that kind of stuff,” Mrs. I’ond told paw. “You mite as well fead it Green Cucumbers and Be Done with it. They ain’t nothing Like malted milk fer a Baby with the Collick, and if this nurse Had enny sentz she would of knowetl it at the start.” Thay was about a Half a Dozen other Ladies Come while paw was Thinken about it to tell Him what ot to Be done, and neerly all of them * <1 tliay Had the Best dockter on erth and paw ot to change Before It was too Late or we wouldent Have no luck with the Child. After thay all Got thru paw went to the Basket where the Baby was Sleep- lit as peaceful as a Lam, and looked at It a Long time, and then He went out In the Hall, and got little albert's drum and Begin to pound on it and Jump up anil Down and Sing Git your munny's Wurth. Purty soon After that the Dockter come nnd Hint and the Nurse sneeked up Behind and the Furst tiling paw new the Dockter was Holdin his arms fast to His sides ad tryin to push Him into a closet whare tliay wanted to Ixx-k hint up. “Here, confound It,” paw Hollered, “what are you tryin to Do?" “Be Cam,” the Dockter told Him. "We are your Frends. We are Goin to purteckt you. It's all rite.” “No It ain’t,” paw Hollered. “You may think it is. But I ain't ¡Mtyln You three dollars a Visit to Come Here and Try to play Horse with me.” By that Time the Dockter seen paw wasent Crazy so he let go and nst what he ment by niakln Butch a Racket. "I was tryin to Keep the Baby awake In the Day time so it would Give a pur- son a ('linnet to sleap a Little at nite,” paw told him. “Then I Take It all Back." the Dock ter sed. “I thot the Wimmin what are alwais Cum men in and Tellen what to Do with the Babies was the Worst fools on Erth. But thay ain't.”—Geòrgie, in Chicago Times-Herald. His Last Jump. A groceryman caught a young fox. says a Philadelphia exchange, and no knowing what else to do with it gave it the run of the cellar. It was drowsy during the daytime, and although the door was then always open It made no attempt to peer out into the world that was only two bounds away. At night the closed door prevented Its exit. One Saturday after a busy day the clerk forgot to close the door and the fox got out. Over the grocery was an apartment house, ami somehow the fox went up the stairs unobserved and out on the roof. Then he looked down upon the busy street below, and the noise and the lights must have turned his brain. At any rate, he leaped from the roof anil landed on the pavement, and the poor animal's breath was knocked out too far ever to return. The Ruling Passion. “Yon have only an hour longer to live,” sai<l the physician, solemnly, to the wealthy miser on his deathbed. “1* there anything you wish attended to before you pass away?” “Yes,” answered the stricken man in faiut, yet eager tones. “I am glad you spoke of it. Send for the barlier at once and have him shave me before I die. I only have to pay him 50 cents for coming in to shave me now, and the regular price is one fl for shaving a dead man. Might as well save that half-dollar while I’m about it.”—New York Vtorld. 1 he Craving for Stimulants The clergyman had finished and the 1 organ was pealing forth the sonorous I rapture of the Mendelssohn march. “One moment, George," said the ra diant bride, ami, facing the audience, she raised her exquisitely bound though somewhat bulky prayer book in her daintily gloved hands aud pointed it directly at the brilliant audience. There was a sharp click. “All right, George,” said the bride, “come along.” And as they marched down the aisle she showed him that the sup|>osed prayer book wasn’t a prayerbook at all. It was a camera! “It’s my own idea, George,” she whispered. “Clever, isn’t it?”—Cleve land Plain Dealer. “The Prudent Man Setteth His House in Order." Your humin tenement should be given even more careful attention than the house you live in. Set it in order by thoroughly renovating your <whole system through blood made pure by taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Then every organ VJill act promptly and regularly. i i Djsapp oints Has lately attracted a g*?at deal of atten Where He’d Go, tion. The use of them seems to be in “Aren’t you afraid the law will tak* creasing. This clearly shows an exhausted condition of the nerves and blood, which us in hand for gambling?” said th* may be remedied only by strengthening timid man who had just been persuad the stomach. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters A new rival to Niagara Falls is pro ed into making an election bet. will do this for vou. It cures dyspepsia, jected at Newfane, N. Y., where a 50- constipation ami nervousness. “Never mind," answered the confi foot dam is to be erected, and a large number of factories are to be erected He—Don’t vou think that girl over pieliminary to making it, as its pro there is beautiful? moters say, the greatest manufacturing She (coldly critical)—Oh, I don’t town in America operated by elec know. Who is she? tricity. He—Mrs. Nuter. Just been mar ried. The estimated value of manufactured She—Yes. I think she is—quite products in the South is placed at $1,- beautiful.—Detroit Free Press. 500,000,000. dent politician. “Even if it does, you’re all right. They wouldn’t semi you to jail for making that bet. They’d send you to the insane asylum. ” —Washington Star. No Longer a Competitor. According to a chemical analysis 15 parts of the flesh of fish have about the same nutritive value as 12 parts of boneless beef. D You can always smell a “dead one.” He has a costive-looking face. His breath knocks you down. He drags his feet Listeners to his talk turn their heads the other way. His breath poisons God’s pure air. He ought to keep clean inside» — that means sweet breath, quick brain, swift moving feet. You can’t feel well and act well with your bowels clogged, sending poison all through your system. Clean them out gently but thoroughly and keep them clean with CASCARET5 Candy Cathartic, and you will find that all bowel ills and the nasty symptoms that go with them are quickly and permanently 10c. 25c. 50c. ALL DRUGGISTS _________ To any needy mortal, who can't afford to buy, wa will mail a box frea.® Addre»» Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York, « it k MACHINERY, all kind » ...TATUM A BOWEN... 2B 1« 36 First Str.,1 PORTIA»» 0«. Built on the Square. 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Fiore »S63, Endoreed by Medical Faculty immediate lasting efficacious agreeable The O. R. & N. and Oregon Short Ten Weeka for IO Cents. Line have added a buffet, .molting and PORTLAND DIRECTORY, Thai big family patter. Fhe Ilin«*rated Weekly of j library car to their Fortland-Cliicagu Denver. Colo.. if- ui ded IMS)) will be went lo weeks . Filb rt Crop. on trial for !«»••: «-Inlrt <>f 8, fiOr; 12 for fl. Special of through train, ami a dining car aervice Fence and Wire M <»rka. CURE YOURSELF I solely to Introduca it. I .a twat ruining news und In some districts of Italy the filbert fer has been inauguarated. The train is • ilotiration« of scenery. tme stories of lovenlMl ad- I Ufa Big<4 for unna.’ural venture. Address as above and mention this paper ; crop Is said to rival In commercial Im <1 lac h a r Kt*a, I n II a nt ;u a ho ns, equipped with the latent chair cam, •iHiiipu taken. irritation« or uh «rations day coaches ami luxurion. first-clan, portance the produce of the vine. of mu con a n«ei!ibran«e. Painleaa, and not aatrin* ami ordinary nleepem. Direct connec These delicious nuts are grown on geut or poiaonoua. Machinery mik I Ruppi lea. tion made at Granger with Union Fa- bushes planted In groups that are from < a»h paid for Stone Arrow* Spe*rs, Rk>ld by Drvgrglata. Pipe», A Xo,etc. " rite and send out or aent in plain wrapper eifio, and at Ogden with Rio Grande fifteen feet to twenty-five feet apart, lines to If. P. Hamilton, Two Rltrre.Wh. CAWRTOM A CO.; KNGINK8, ROIÎ.KRR, MA by eipreaa. prapahi, f< CbiDrrjr, supplies. 4fc-5u First St., Portland, Or. • I on. or 3 bottle«, 92 75^ line, from all point* in Oregon, Wash so as to Insure the access of plenty of Circular aent un request. ington am) Idaho to all Eaeietn cities. light anil air. They thrive liest In a JOHN POOLE, P ortland , O rfgow . CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. For information, rate«, etc., call on deep clayey soli, and the planting In can rive you the beat bargains In general any O. R. & N. agent, or address W. Italy takes place In Xovember and •AX FRANCISCO. CAL fan secure health and strength—can do machinery, engines, boilere, tanks, pumps, IX)CTBVTI.T E KT. NKW YORK. N T. I H. Hurlburt, General Passenger Agent, ' December of slips from the mother It quickly by using phswi. belts and windmills. The new ONE FOR DOSE. Cure Bleb Headache For by alt Druegivta—Price SOc. per bottle. •teel I X L windmill, sold by him, is un end PyTpepNia. Remove Pimples ami Purify thg plant. The bushes fruit In the third Moore's Revealed Remedy Portland. equalled. Blood. Aid Dig-«tion and Prevent Blliouonewt IM year. They are pruned annually. Plan It contain» no dangerous drugs It hM not ffrtpa or Sicken. To con since »on. we wH’ m«.B Paralysis of the mouth resulting g pleasant taste, fl a buttle at aruggiM*. ■snip!« free, nr fu’l hot fur V* l»H. ROSA NKU from the chewing gum habit, has tations are found nearly 1<*> years old CO., Pliiladn.. Prunn. Mold by Pru rgl»t«. CUKtS wMtHt Ail tlbt rallo, caused a school girl in Wabash, Ind., and the bushes In good health. The DAMPED ,s Curable tough Bjrup. TGood, Albert Is not Hable to dlrnase like Nn, 4 110«. N. P. M. U. tn tin, e Po1! by to renounce this practice. Has the endorsement of the many other crops, but It suffers severe uAIrULlI A ik I fie Use of lelfe, I Vil KN writing tn advertisers piotane Lima, Peru, is without umbrella*. ly from hailstorms and cold wind*. 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