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Are now receiving their New Stock of Spring Goods, and have reduced the price on all goods on hand, so will sell good, stylish CLOTHING AT HARD TIMES PRICES! Look at those In their show window, which are given away With Every $25 Worth of Goods Bought at Their Store. Call and get particulars. Don’t fail to see our NEW SPRING STOCK, an<l Get Prices Before Buying. KAY & TODD. THIRD STREET. MCMINNVILLE CAMERA IN SURGERY Eruption?, “HOTOGRAPHY FOUND TO B£ GRF.AT AID TO DOCTORS. and similar annoyances are caused by an impure blood, which will result in a more dreaded disease. Unless removed, slight impurities will develop into Scrofula, Ecze ma, Sait Rheum and other serious results of Bad i OF Ailment« of AU Kind« I'niler th- I.ens. Makin; Picture» of Diseases—"Before aud After” Studies—Talk With a Pho tographer at Bellevue Hospital. bLo proiio. nctHl in »lauding platitude Her universal gratitude For men cf erery latitude From ths tropics to t.':e poles. She felt a coujauguiuiiy, A sisterly affinity, A kind of kitb-aud-kinity. For all thsse foreign souls. For Caledonian Highlander», For brutal South Sea Islanders, For wet and moist and dry landers. For Gentile, Greek and Je ., For Finns and for Siberians Tor Arabs and Algerian», For Terra del Fr.ugians, She v. as in a constant si a.v. Every large hospital has a hfi- tory book, and in it are carsfully recorded the bisto ries of i.lm important ca. es. In former years this was done exclusively by written descfipticm.. Ruxatly the mere writing Ob, it worrimi Mi-a Sophronia La3 come to play a v-ry minor part in the Lest the men r.t Patagonia history book-. Photography has bacoiuo Should die with the pneumonia, With the phthisis or the. chills. t branch of surgfry and c.nn which is Yes. indeed, she worried daily glowing moro import a nt every day. A Lest the croup or cold bu raid waylay great many photographs ure now taken by Some poor Soudanese or Malay, doctors in privat« practice. Some of these Dying for the lack of pills. amateurs Lave become very expert and Aud ska toiled on without measure. would as soon think of doing without a And with most unstinted pleasure, SWin SPECIFIC CO.t AI^ Gr ! medicine case as tueir camera. F or the good of central Asia Mr. O. G. Mason, the photographer at And the pagan people there. Bellevue, was recently asked about this But meanwhile her Itttlo sister branch of Ins busiue: Died of a reflected blistei. “Do not persons often object to having Bat Sonbronla hardly missed her. their ailments and imperfections reduced Fur she had no limo to spare. to paper in this way?” —Hudson Gazette. "Oh, yes, but not as frequently aa one Ideal Iutervtewere. might think. It is curious, but I have of . ten noted the phaueo' human nature which IleDTV George und Michael de Young causes the average man or woman to take nre ideal interviewers,perhaps because they pleasure in being photographed under al are both of the craft themselves. Mr. most any circumstances. I have seen wo George throws aside all pretensions when men pose before my camera here with the he is put on the stand. There is very little air of professional Beauties. Of course of the theater nbout him. He plunges at PlCTOA^ uiany of the puiients are beyond feeling once into the subject aud throws off para TO in the matter one way or the other. Those graphs with such order an<l precision that who are about to undergo operations which It Is impossible to forget what he has said. they realize may be fatal or who are at the He has a way of becoming familiar at once point of death, as I often take them, natu with the reporter, und unlike many public rally pay very little attention to me and men does not take it for granted that his my work, except that iu thoformer case it views on all kinds of subjects are known seems to impress them strongly with the in detail already and is yet afraid they gravity of the situation and thus enhances will not be presented in proper form. Ho their fears." has a way of suddenly departing from his ANO ALU “ Do you give those who have been cured topic aud relating pleasant anecdotes, al any of the pictures of themselves’'” ways returning to the point at which he “Not as a rule, although requests for left off. Mr. de Yeung acts the host al them are very frequent. It is cur aim to ways. Ilia cigars, bis Egyptian cigarettes, keep the pictures out of anything like gen made in Cairo especially for him, and oth eral circulation, and nobody can obtain er refreshments are placed before his inter them without giving a very good reason, locutor. I Mr. ‘ de Young is a burrel of in except, of course, the medical profession, formation that is always on tap for the whoso motives we understand.” benefit of 1 bi3 confreres wherever found, “What are the most difficult cases to 'His travel i lias uiHiie him as familiar with asked the reporter. the world in general as he is with Sail The Quickest to Chica photograph?" “Those where the interior of the throat Francisco, aud he knows the affairs of hie is involved. It is nee«.ssrirv to put the lens own country like an Eton scholar knows go and the East. down into the throet and use a flashlight. his Latin grammar. All reporters are fond The lens is, of course, very small, aud one of Mr. de Yeung because lie tells them to Quicker to Omaha and 1 of the difficulties is to get the focus on just their faces that the reporter s is the most Kansas City. the right spot. That is chiefly guesswork, important function, and that the reporter aud the pictures are often unsatisfactory. himself is the- sine qua non of the newspa Pullman and Tourist Sleepers, The locomotor diseases, which mako it im per press —Chicago Post. possible for the patient to sit still, of course Free Reclining Chair Cars, present difficulties. Certain forms of skin Dining Cars. The Ghosts In "Rip." disease, too, wbos ■ peculiarities lie in dis 8. II. II. CLARK. I "I was thinking of Jefferson in 'Rip Van OLIVER W MINK. Receivers coloration. are hard to take satisfactorily. Winkle.’ I went to see the dear old thing I. ELLERY ANDERSON.) Particularly in thia tho case where tbo col one night, and in tho scene where tlie For Rates or general Information call on or ad or is blue, which makes but little impres ghosts piay ninepins soft rubber or woolen sion on the plates. dress balls were evidently used, for they rolled W. II III KI.KI KT, “Surgical and what I may call popular noiselessly and dropped with an almost photography have many differences. As imperceptible sound. I thought how dif Asst. Gen. Pass Agt. 2.*>t Washington St.. Coi -’»I. PORTLAND, OK an example, the ordinary photographer, as ferently some others might have staged a rule, takes only the head aud bust or tliat. Mnusfiold. for instance, would prob the whole figure. 1 photograph theso and ably have real balls, and the illusion AND SOUTH also the most minute sections of the hu would have been destroyed utterly. As it man body, the pictures of which must be was, tho game was as ghostly as the gami VIA enlarged. This makes necessary a great Í sters. In the treatment of that important many sized lenses. character, Schneider, the same thought “One has to be a bit of a doctor in this impressed itself upon me. Rip’s dog is as work,” be resumed. "The surgeons do distinct to one's mental vision as Rip him OF THE not always explain just what they want self, yet he does not once appear. brought out in the picture. I have to know If an actual dog—a stub tailed bull ter that." rier perhaps—should come on the stage, it At this stage cf the conversation a young would merely burlesque the cotire scene doctor appeared in the doorway. Behind It is a case where realism would Dot be Express Trains Leave Portland Daily him were four children, who entered the half as realistic as imagination, don’t you room in a slow aud rather solemn proces •ee?—Boston Advertiser. --------- LEAVE. ARRIVE sion Two nurses brought up the rear Portland.......... 1:15 P M I Sun Francisco.. 10 4-5 A M “We have some work for you this morn Old Time ltenirdies. Pm Frenell o 7 00 P M « Portland............ S:»*o A M ing, Mr. Muson. Let us see wl-.at you can Strange as it may seem to some, the in do in the art department with these little gredients of the witches' caldron in “Mac Above trains «top at all »titions from Portland to patients.” beth,” at least a part of them, were once Albany inclusive. Also Tangent, Sbedds, Hal- Three-year-old Malacbye was the only standard remedies among Europeans. In .ey, Harrisburg. Junction City, Irving. Eugene und all stations from Roseburg ta Ashland lia-lu- one of the children who showed no uneasi- the tenth and eleventh centuries a sover aive. nese, so it was decided to take her picture eign cure for ague wa3 the swallowing of Itoseburg ,’lail Daily- first. But on? wondered why it was nec a small toad that had been choked to death LEAVE: ARRIVE: essary to take it at all. Iler smiling face Portland.......... 8:80 A M I Roxbury » » P M aud sturdy little figure auggtsted nothing on St. John's eve. and a splendid remedy Roacburg ...7:00 AM I Portland.. 4 SO P M for rheumatism was to fasten the bands of but the rosiest kind of health, as indeed clothing with pins that had been stuck she has now. The picture was taken to into the flesh of either a toe.d or a frog. show the great improvement she had made. Physicians frequently recommend the wa PUL-L-TUtTSbi * BUFFET Six months ago she was brought to the ter from a load’s brain for mental affec hospital suffering from curvature of the tions and that a live toad bs rubbed over SLEEPERS i spine, and tar a long time her back was the diseased parts as a cure for the quin AND straight by a plaster east. sy.—Chicago Ilcrald. SECOND CLASS SLEEPING CARS. i kept The Arabian mother who left her at the | hospital has never come to see her and Las Attached to all Through Trains. Peers as Composers. apparently forgotten little Malachye. But ;West Side Division. A few members cf the British peerage she does not luck cure. She gats rather n BETWEEN PORTLAND AND CORVALLIS 1 superbundance of it, for her sparkling eyes have made reputations as composers. The Mail Train Daily, (Except Sunday.) and little round face are very pretty, and Earl of Westmoreland, first president of the Royal Academy of Music, composed Ari -i.r> P M j she is everybody’s pet. fS) A Sí ! Lv Portland The photographs in the history books of some Italian operas, which were well re Lv | 3:01 P M lo 16 A M I Lv McMinnville Lv 1.00 P M a groat hospital like Bellevue show some ceived at Rome find Milan, and the father 12:15 P M • Ar Corvelli» I strangeaDd grewsome things. Dut a great of the great Duke of Wellington, the Earl At Albany and Corvallis connect with . many of the life tragedies which they evi- cf Mcraingtou, wrote several glees, which trains of Oregon Pacific Kailroad, ! dence have a happy ending after all. The are still frequently performed at choral so though written more than a cen Express Train Dally, (Except Snnday.) [ pictures taken before and after the opera cieties. tions very often show that there have been tury ago. The present Ear! of Mar hrs Ar 1 8:25 A M | complete cures, weaning pain allayed and «-•Iso composed some church music.—Paris Portland L4oTVi 1 Lv St. Jusepii Lvl fc:5S A M i 7.15 P M 1 Lv Herald. 5 60 A M clouded lives brightened. McMinnville 7:25 P M 1 Ar And often the drama is iu a lighter About Certified Cheeks. Through Ticket» to »11 pon“* E«»toni vein. People come to the hospital suffer The head of a leading banking house state*. < ^inada and Europe can be obtained at ing only from wounded vanity, caused by lowcatrate. Lota G. A. Wilcox. Agent, McMinn- has had his counsel investigate the law in au unsightly nose perhaps cr seme other vllle F. P. ROGERS, regard to certified checks and finds that if Asst. O. F. &P A., Portland, Or. similar defect. The surgeons can very the drawer of a check has taken it to the R KOEHLER. Manager quickly make a becoming nose out of an bank and had it certified he is still, jointly unbecoming one. They raise the bridge with the bank, responsible to the payee if aud readjust the member generally to con form to the lines of beauty. The photo the bank fails. If the payee, however, has Liken the check to the bank and bad it graphs show some remarkable changes in expression brought about by the improve certified, the drawer of the check is no CHURCHES longer responsible to the payee, because B aptist —Services Sunday 11 a. tn. and ment of the nasal appeudage. The picture the payee accepts by that action the re 7 Alp. ni ; Sunday school 9:50 a in.; the of one man, taken before the operation, sponsibility of the bank.—Wall Street young people’s society 6:lap iu I’rayer makes hint miserably insignificant and News. ■ueeting Thursday 7 30 p m. ’ ovenanl mean looking. But you look at the one meeting first Sat each month 2:0o p. in. taken after the work has been done, and Horrible Thought. Cass. L. B onham , Pastor. you see a Napoleon in expression, and all Timid Young Author—Haven't you read MrrnovisT Errscorxi—Services every because the surgeons have given him a my poem too hastily? I am sure, sir, it Sabbath 11 00 a. iu and 7:30p. m Sunday nose of classic outline. has some good features about it that you B, bool 9 M> a in. Prayer meeting 7 00 p The lips are subject to the same trans would see on a more careful reading. m. Thursday. S E M b MINOIX, Pastor. formation. When they are abnormally Editor (with a sudden suspicion)—You C um ». PatsnYTrntAX—Services every Sab thick, pieces are cut cut lengthwise. The bath 11 00 a ill and 7:30 p. tn. Sunday lips recede from their undue prominence, are not trying to work off an acrostic on ■cliool t> :30 a. m. Y. P. C. £.. Sunday 6:30 end a coarse face becomes a reasonably re us, are you, miss?—Chicago Tribune. p.m. Praver meeting Tliur»d«y, 7 30 p. iu. fined one.—New York World. A cat imported from Madagascar is in W. 11. Josas. Pastor the possession of W. C. Robinson of New CiiaiiTiAN—Services every Sabbath 11:00 The First Iron Bridge. Castle, Pa. The animal has no tail and a iu and 7:30 p. m. Sunday school 10 The first iron bridge ever erected in the a. iu. Young people’s meeting at 6.30 p.m. runs like a rabbit. The cat is u great rab world and which is in constant use at the H. A. D enton , I’astor. bit hunter and can follow Mr. Bunny into present titue spans a little river in the Sr. J ames C aiholic —First st., between almost any burrow. county of Salop, on the railroad leading <» »ml H. Sunday school 2-30 p. m. Vts- Ves from Shrewsbury to Worcester, England, pers 7:8o. Services once a month. Clusters of clover, if hung in a room and it was built in the year 1778, and is exactly left to dry and shed their perfume through W. R. H ogan , Pastor sfi feet in length. Total amount of iron the air, will drive away more flies than SECRET ORDERS used in construction 878 tons. Stephen K nowles C hapter N o , 12, 0. E. S.—Meets a son, the great engineeer, in writing con sticky saucers of treacle and other flytraps Masonic ball tbe brst anil third Mouday evening cerning it, said, “When we consider the aud fly papers can ever collect. in each mouth Visiting member» cordially in- fact that the casting of iron was at that Vited MRS. O O. HODSON, Sec It is figured out that stamp collectors MBS. H I. HEATH. W M time in its infancy, we are convinced that have put away «1,000,000 worth of the Co C ivtek I'<«T No. »—Meets the second and fourth unbluahing audacity nione could conceive lumbian issues for which Uncle Sam will Saturday of each month in Vnion hall at 7:30 and carry into execution such an under not be called on to perforin any service. p tn. oil eecond Saturday and at 10 30 a m on taking.'’—St. Louis Lebublic. 4th Saturday. Ail members ot the order are A German computation of the Jewish cordially invited to attend our meetings. The Other Way. 1 B. F. CLi'BtSk. Commander. population mak a the number of Hebrews J. A. P eckham . Adjt. _________ Proud Dame—I do not see how you could on tbefaceof the globe 7,403,000, of whom think of marrying into such a common 6,SOu,000 are in Europe. W C T. U.—Meets on every Fri place family us that! day, in Wright s hall at 3 o clock p m. Romantic Daughter—Oh, I'm not going If you like to read and have many books, L. T. L. at 3 p. ui. to marry into his family. He s going to be careful lest you read too much and Mas. A. J. WHIIMCSS, Pres. marry into aar family.--London Tit-Bit«. think too little. C l .-.B a G. isso», fiac’y. I have for tome time been a sufferer from a Severn Liood trouble, for blood tor which wnten I i . took many remedies that rslfWl did me no good- 1 have now taken f<mr bottles withthen uitw-n<i.Tfulie-ul' ■ J Am enjoying the best health I f ever knew, hir-attainedtwenty J pounds and my friends say they never siw • 'me as well- 1 am feeling quite like a new • man JOifN S- EDELIN, GuvartMXieat Printing G.hr.r, Wa-Jungion, □. C. Our Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases I mailed free to any address- i s . sts : Tickets SALT LIKE, DENVER, OMAHA, KANSAS CITY, ST. LOU’S, CHICAGO. EASTERN CITIES. 1 bays to 2 CHICAGO DARK Ar-JD COLD AS ZERO. A VERY BUSY WOMAN. ■Ln Experiment Showlns tho Vast Pressure Iu tlin Ocean’» Lowest Depths. The peculiar physical conditions of tbe deep eeaa may be briefly stated to bo these: It is absolutely dark, so iar as ' actual sunlight is concerned; the tem perature 13 only a fow dcgi'C.^s above freezing point, the pressure isenoriLzzj, there is little or no movement of the water, the bottom is composed of a uni form, fine, soft mud, aud there is no plant life. All of these physical condi tions one can appreciate, except the I’uormous pressure. At a depth of 2,500 futboms th pressure is, roughly spool:- mg, tons per tquaro inch—that is to say, the pressure per equaro inch upon the body of every animal that lives at the bottom« f the Atlantic oct an is about 25 times greater than the pressure that will drive a railway train. Professor Moseley describes an inter esting experiment in point mado during the voyage of tho Challenger. Mr. Buchanan hermetically sealed at both ends a thick glass tube full of air and several inches iu length. He wrapped it in flanuei and placed it in a wide copper tube, one of tboso used to protect the deep sea thermometers when sent down with the sounding apparatus. This cop per tube was oiosed by a lid fitting loose ly and with holes in the bottom of it, and tho copper bottom of the tube simi larly had holes bured through it. The water thus bad free access to tlio interior of tho tube when it was lowered into tho sea, and the tnbo was necessarily constructed with that object iu view, so that in its ordinary u:e tlie water should freelyroacli the contained thermometer. The copper caee containing the sealed glass tube w:;s sent down to a depth of 2.VC0 fathoms and drawn up again. It was then found that the copper wall of the case was bulged and bent inward opposite tho place where the glass tube lay, just as if it had been crumpled in ward by being violently squeezed. The glass tube itself, within its flannel wrapper, was found when withdrawn reduced to a tin« powder, like snow al most. What hail happened was that the seal- . ed glass tube, sinking to gradually in 1 creasing depths, had held out long i against the pressure, but thia at last ' had become too great for tht> glass to ’ sustain, and the tube had suddenly given way. So violent had been the collapse that tbe water had not had time to rush in at tho perforations, but instead had crushed in the copper wall aud brought equilibrium in that manner, and this process is exactly the reverse of an ex plosion and is termed by Sir Wyville Thompson an “implosion.”—Philadel phia Press. Strange Names of Towns. Tho maps of the United ¡States show that the first settlers of many of the towns and cities must have been at a loss for names. Everybody has heard of Red Dog «nd You Bet in California, and Yuba Dam has been accorded a line in history, but when it comes to Dog Tooth cf Illinois, 1 lea Hill of North Carolina end fly Mountain of Ulster county, N. Y , their existence would never be im agined uniosa noticed on a map or in a gazetteer. But there ure many other places with names just as striking—Bob- town, Pa.; Bug Hill, N. C.; Chewtowu, Pa.; Cut Shin, Ky., and Fiddletown, Cal., for instance. Or if these are not sufficient there are Eussville, Wis.; Daddy’s Creek, Tenn.; Calfkiller, iu the same state, and Big Foot, in Indiana. Ohio has a Belle Center, Iowa a Cal liope, Indiana a Lilly Dale. West Vir ginia a Little Wild Cat, Maryland a Maiden’s Choice, South Dakota a Min nehaha, Wyoming a Miser, Pennsylva nia a Nazarcth and Illinois a Prettyman. There are others, such as Young Blood, ills.; Young Womanstown, Pa.; Whis ky Town, Cal.; Ty Ty, Ga.; Big Neck, Ills., aud Black Jack flourishes in Mis sissippi, Kansas, Arkansas and Tennes see. To reach Bliss one has to go to Wy oming county, N. Y., and the only state that lies a Bird In Hand is Pennsylva nia.—New York Herald. EAST The Shasta Route DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. The reconciliation of Lueiule». Our observation of the reconciliation of persons who have once been enemies leads us to regard such a thing as usu ally nominal and superficial, rather than real and heartfelt. People wlio have quai - relcd before they were ever acquainted may leant that they had been mutually mistaken and may come to like each other very much. So also slight misun derstandings between friends may be healed aud forgotten. But when old ac quaintances seriously fall out, while they each forego all opportunity and de sire for revenge, we doubt whether the warmth of the first affection is often, if ever, entirely renewed. The scars of the deep wounds remain. It is easier to keep the confidence of a hundred men than to regain that of one man who has once become estranged.—New York Ledger.__________ LOCAL DIRECTORY I A LAZY FELLER Mighty fcail o’ fishin. Good u* good can be, But 1 keep a-vuhin ’I bet the rite rd eomo tu me. Like the weather sunny, IV huii the bees are all alive; WtaUt they’d bring their lxouey To Etc uu nut lite lure. Hunter'a horn a-tootln. Powder on tne shelf, Lika toco a-shootin It ti e gun would load itself. Fond o’ turkey eatin— Mighty good an sweet. But it’s cverbeatin When you Lave to cut the meat. World—I never doubt it— Ifn» a lot to give; Only trouble ’bout it uot to work 11 live. —Cincinnati Enquirer. Rain From a Clear Sky. W'e have it on the authority of Sir J. C. Ross that in the south Atlantic rain frequently falls in torrents from the clear sky, and he mentions one occasion when it rained for over an hour when the atmosphere was perfectly clear. In Mauritius aud other parts of the south em hemisphere rain from a ciear sky is of common occurrence.—St. Louis Re public HIRTY years’ observation oF^Caetorta xviih tho paironog millions of persons, permit ne to speak of it without guess in;- It i» unquesGonably th« best remedy for Infar.ts and Children the world has ever known. Sneezing Ont the Wedding Party. The Rev. R. S. Hawker, in the course of some reminiscences of an uged friend of bls, quotes an uuuvdote which this fiieud, himself a clergyman, was fond of telling. It is about a marriage cere mony and a piueh of snuff, and in the narrator’s own language runs thus: “It was always the custom in those days for a clergyman after the marriage to salute the bride first before any other person. Well, it was so that 1 bad just married a very buxom, rosy young lady, and when it was over I proceeded to observe the usual ceremony. But 1 had just taken an enormous finger and thumbful of snuff. So no sooner had the bride received niy ki’s—ami I gave her a smart kiss for her good looks—than she began to sneeze. The bridegroom kissed her, of course, and he begun also. Then the ’best man’ advanced to the privilege. Better be hadn't, for he be gan to sneeze awfully, and by aud by the bridesmaids also, for they were all kissed in turn, till the whole party went sneezing down the aisle, aud the last thing I heard outside the church was ‘Tehu, tchn, tchul’ till the noise was drowned by the bolls from the tower. ” —London Tit-Bits. It jh Imrmlns«. Children Hko it. It çive* them health, it will »".ru their live».__ I-i it Mother«JmV" somethiiig which in uhr.nlntoly »afe ten.’ practically perfect an » child’« medicine. Castori» dcstroj■ W«’ ü .... C’istoria allay» FeveritsliTieRS, Notice of Sheriff's Sale. Castoria prevent a vomiting _S nnr_Cord. Cantoria rare» Diarrhœa and V/imi Colio» Castoria reHeves_TeetLiiig^Tr<r.ubl3R. Cantoria cnres Conatipation an d Flatulency. Castori» neutralizes the oifoots of carbonio neid gao or yolsqrwne air. Castorio, doos not contain morphine« cpinm, or oinerjnarcotio property. Castor*» natdtniiates the food, roffiilat**»_ theand boural«, giving healf liy and natural »loop. Caatorfa it» put np in one-size bottle* only, ft is not sold in. balk. Don't allow uu / cue to sell ymi nnythuig ei*e on the plea or promt»* that it is ^Jnst as pood *’ and “ will answer every ynrpoae.** i» on every v-T»ps»»r. Tue Children Cry for Pitcher’s Castons Paper Tires For Hieycles. The writer has visited the experimental shop of the parties who ure working out the idea of making tires from paper for bicycles. A pressure equal to 120 pounds was brought to bear upon a rubber tire wheel iu the presence of the writer, and the tire sunk in at the bottom. Then the same kind of a wheel was treated in the same way as regards pressure, but the tire was made of paper. The same -weight did not cause the tire to sink in so much as in the case ot the rubber one. Thus the paper tire can be run over cob blestones, sandy roads, laud, etc.,and be less affected. The continual squeezing together and inflating of the rubber tire has a tendency to wear the rubber and cause a fracture. The paper tire, being less liable to flatten or sink in is not sub ject to this wear.—Boston Commercial Bulletin. A Natural Surprise. Information was given to the police authorities at B----- that a master tailor i certified to be dead and buried with duo ! solemnity many y<_ars ago was still in the land of tbo living. For the purpose of a gigantic swindle a doctor had Leon bribed to make cut a spurious certificate in order to obtain pajiueiit of the insur ance money, amounting to 30,000 mar ks. Further inquiries having established the accuracy of the facts as alleged, the cof fin was exhumed and was found to con tain nothing but a stout ironing board. At the sight of it a poiioeman standing by exclaimed in astonishment, "Gully, how ho has altered!"—Deutscher Reichsbote. Aged Borses. With moderate care aud good usage u hoise’s life may be prolcngcd to 25, 85 or 40 years. Au English gentleman Lad three horses which died tn his posses sion at the ages of So, 37 and 39 years respectively. The oldest was iu a car riage the very day he died, strong aud vigorous, but was carried off by a spas modie colic, to which he was subject. A horse in use at a tiding school iu Woolwich lived to be 40 years old, and a barge horse of the Mersey and Irwell Navigation company is declared to have been iu his sixty-second year when he died. —London Answer» Mistaken Identity. A nt ary of mistaken identity is told I d an English novel as fellows: While Scott of the Heavy Dragoons and also a member of parliament was coming out of bis club one day he was stopped by a gentlrman with a hearty salutation. Scott thought be recognized him, anil tak ing bis arm walked down toward the Par liament House la the most friendly man ner. They discussed mutual friends and tadia and Paris aud agreed to dine togeth er the next day. At the foot of the street they got into a trilling dispute on recruiting in the army. “You thought differently at Malta, though," »aid the gentleman. “Malta!” roared Scott.. "I never was in Malta in my life.” Great Word. “Not in Malta? Why, it was there we The celebrated German word which knew each other!” signifies “Mutual Life aud Fire Insur Then abruptly stopping and looking up ance company” and which has been cit in Scott's face the man exclaimed, "Never ed as the longest word in any language saw you before!” and turning on his heel apparently has a rival in another word, vanished. Scott never saw him again and which is found in a German periodical, never found out who be was or ter whom "Schornsteinl'egermeisterberufgenossen- be himself had been taken. He felt sure while iu his society that he knew him, but schaft. ” could not remember Lis name—Youth's Though this is a single word in Ger Companion. man, several words are required to ex press it in English. It means, as lieariv as anything else, “The Professional As sociation of Master Chimney Sweeps.” An English word of respectable di mensions can be produced simply by run ning all these words into one without space or hyphen.—Youth’s Companion. for Intents and Children XroTI< E herchy n thm the undersigned, uk sheriff <»i A umhiil eoumy, siuie of Ore gon. uiidei Rnd by virtue of a writ of execution, »bin d r.prii 10th, 1^1 i«> him directed, out of !U»‘eiri,uif CGintG! said county ami statu, upon find to enforce the dccr< tt of foreclosure and &a!e mHde by Miid court on thti 2Hth day of Mar« b, t> 'l in*ibat certain suit wherein J. M. Bunn mhs nlaniliti nnd Samuel <.' Hu? l-'mtna A. Hert, IL B. ILhl's. (Citric C. J. T. Hv*s and Lucin da ! Hr-s were defendants, will wl! nt public auction to the highest bidder ior cash in V. S. gold < viu. i.t the eouit houm* d<»<>r in McMinnville in said « • «antv and state, <»n Saturday, the IlMli day of May, 1^4, at an<t o'clock p. m. of suiddny, the follow ina de .Tilted real l»reu.l>»es, t<»-wil: Lying and lieing iu \ County, state of Oregon, an<i btdnv i be oust half of the southeast qiiit’ha of M*eii«»n ek’hi > and the south huU of of (be .MiuthM. t .¡'¡ai!. : of sectiou nine (V) 111 T. . S. 1L H U oi the Willamette meridinu. cou- tainiug one Lund.. i and sixty acres of land, hu <I that sat»! l ind will be so sold al auction to obtain ftmda u th which to satisf} and pt| to plainti.t J. M. Bunn, in I > «old coin, the prin cipal ’.mu of eh-vun humlred and liftv-one dullnra nud.‘{xty-siK e< nls (il lal.66) uith lnteiest on said sum at the rate of ten per cent. |*er anuum I from tlie 26lh day of March, 1MH, and Ibe sum of tflOO.00 as attorneys’fees and costs and disburse ments, taxed al said sums Ind ng due tlie plaintiff from the defendant*. Samuel C, and Em- I ma A. Hess, as shown l»v said decree aud said ex ecution. I Dated April lllb. 1SU1. W I. WARREN. Sheriff of said County. NOTICE OF SHERIFF S SALE IT WAS A SOFT ANSWER. and It Turned Away Feminine Wrath and Got the Speaker Elbow Room. One of those nn-n w uose vocations call them daily to Printing House square boarded a down town train on the Third avenue elevated roau at Fifty-ninth street. He took a seat next two well dressed, elder ly women, who were intently discussing a bargain sale then going on r.t one of tho great Sixth avenue bouses. While not giv- -n to yielding under pressure what he con siders his rights, the man in question is extremely cureful not to encroach upon i! -use of otters. He bad not settled com- fcrtably in thereat when the elderly won 't» at. his left, without deigning to look around at him. remarked in an angry tone that could be heard half tLe length of the crowded car: ”1 wish you would get off my cloak'.” The man promptly raised his hat. said, I beg your pardon ’ aud stood up to al low the cloak to be withdrawn. This the woman did with a jerk and without recog nition of the man’s prompt reparation of au unintentional offense. She kept her back to him and to do this sat sideways in her seat, thus occupying fully a third of that belonging ta the man Sheresumi.il the discussion of the bargain sale, and the other passengers smiled The man was nettled He looked it, but said nothing There was a stout woman on the other side. She took up another third of his sent, and after vainiy trying to open his news paper the mati contrived to stow it away again in his pocket. Then he contracted himself into the smallest possible space and meekly lead the "ads” ou the oppo site side of the car. In a moment the elderly woman at his left put her hand into her pocket and rummaged about for something she didn’t seem able to find. The man bad three ci gars for a half in his upper left hand Vest pocket, and at every dive the woman's el bow came in vigorous contact with them or with the man’s short ribs. He got very red in the face, but the woman continued, oblivious of Lis existence. When a more vigorous lunge than tLe others was fol lowed by a crunching sound front the re gion of the cigars, the man exclaimed: "Madam, 1 will be much obliged if you will lake your elbow out cf my slda!” With a fine assumption of injured dig uity, the woman turned upon him. At last she had deigned to recognize his ex istence. “You are most insolent, sir," she said “You have been annoying me ever since you got ou this car. How dare you speak, to me like that, sir?’’ The monumental brass of it staggered him. Then surprise gave way to admira tion, and there was a t.viukle of humor in Lis eyeas be leaned over and said in a con fidential tone that was none the less heard by those about w ho Lad been watching the fun: “You’ve been tickling me. madam, and I don't like it. That’s why I spoke.” The look of iilank dismay, the pursed up, speechless mouth that greeted this sal ly showed that the battle was over, aud the man had won. He had lots of room after this to read his paper, which be did with evident enjoyment until the train reached the station.—New York Sun. Quaint Prayers. The chief of the Leslies is said to have prayed before a batt le: ‘ • Be on cu r side I Au gin ye carina be on our side, aye lay low a bit, an ye 11 see thae carles get a-hidiu that must please ye.” Au old covenanter, who ruled his household with a rod of iron, is said to have prayed in all sincerity at family worship: “0 Lord, hae a care o’ Rob, for he is on the great deep, an thou boldest it in the uuilu ■ u lay Laud. Au Al me. Valve’s Juke. Lae a care u’ Jaluie, for he hae gone to The only jewel which Mme. Calve ever fight the enemies o’ his country, tsn the wears is a gold medallion cn which is in outcome o’ the battle is wi' thee. But ye scribed in letters of pearl the initials “V. need na fa»h o’ yersel’ wi’ wee Willy, for I R.” It is nut guntrtlly kuuv. u that Calve and Albani are the only singers who Lave I liae him here, ah I'm cawpableo’ lookiu after him my sei’.”—San Francisco Argo LeenLonurtd by passing a night under the queen’s rouf. When an op ra is sung at naut. Windsor by tbe queen s command, the Numbered Postage Stamps. artists are brought down l.y special train, I The frequency with which pcstoffce i which takes tnem back to London ou the | robberies have occurred latv ly has revived same night.. When Calve sang there, she the idea of tbe numbering of the stamp* was requested to remain over night, and as treasury notes and govermnnet bills are the Princess Beatrice went so far as to 1 numbered. uThere is absolutely no way . loan her a pair of royal bed slippers. Some t.f identifying stamps when they are stol- one asked Mme. Calve how she accounted , eti,” said Inspector Stuart. “Thieves can for tbe distinction that had been ahuwn. dispose of stamps with little danger. It “Oh, I m-sure I don’t kuow/’shere- would cost the government less than it ' plied, with a characteristic shrug, “unless loses annually through robberies to num i it was because I am not acquainted with ber tbe stamps so as to make identitica- . the Prince of Wales."—New York Jcur- tions easy."—New York Time*. Ifial. _________ \ToTl L i-hen •> xnuithat the undtrMgn» 4 lx ii .« rft! <>f Y.’.D/iill < i,mty .-tiu- of Ore gon, l»y \i ii.eoii« writ of <-\c< idioi! hik I oidei iff riule h-.'3b*<i out ,,f the circuit «•••uri of the -um ui Oregon lor the c< <nity of Y.-indJIl on the 27ih dny of April, D. IbVl. Kiid bt h ‘ hrg uh id tittle, upon and toviHtai -e h m-h.TDeJff rei:dei<-d by naid court <-ii th-.* 2Hth tb-.y of A D. It'd, in favor of Hiiiiiii B jowii , pluii’iiii. und again I Ma’v E. Jones iiui J ; . . 1. loaes, deftnidants, for (he stiin ot i : 1.71», with intcri l thereon al the rate ol eight I'trcrnt pcramnu i fmnj the 26fb day ot March, 1894, and ;■ ■ O.Mi eaiffs, .« .<! i< i tt:e c.iKbi ot .Male, und o: 1,-i::;p lbid Hit i« a! prupci t ( hereinafter de$u:iLe<I Lv *ol.i to .-uti.fj- bai<l iuffgniviii, cost and a< i ruing cost-; now there- t »re by virtue of sui'l u ri» «ifcxecniit n and <>rd< 1 of.a'.v,! win on Suiurdav tue.-ecoiDi day of June, A D. lt.’Jl. at tlie Lou < t one on im. k p in. of ¿aid day, sell at publi’. aueiiou. nt the court house door in Mr.Mu.nvib. .uhiil (■•>uiitv, Oregon to | the highriji L-i ’.out for < asi in Lund, t«> buti-ly ■ aid judgment, costsand acciuitig costs, the fol low’mg described real pn.jx-rty, to-wit: All that ceituin pit < v <»r j *ircel ot real estate, the same being and -uuated in Yamhill county, Oregou, and n.nrv particularly described as fb’l- low> The northwest one-fourth of the northeast one-tburih. and the noitheft-4. one-fourth of the northwest one-fourth oi s« elion eleven (11), town* ship two (2) south, range five *. v.i-t <.f the Wil lamette meridian, containing m . acres. Date«I at MeM.uiiviile, < >r« ..on, this 1st day of Mav, A. D. 1894. U. L. WARREN, Sheriff’of Yamhill county, Oregon. NOTICE OF SHERIFFS SALE. i : 1 I VUOTILE is hereby given that the undersigned a »\ as sheriff vf Ù riiubiil county, stale of Ore gon. under and by virtue of a writ of execution ciatud April loth, A. D. 1S94, and on said <ia> is sued om of thv circuit court < .f tLe state of Ore- con, f«»r the county of Yamhill, upon und m en force a judgment and decree of foreclosure ren dered by said court on thv 2Glb day of March. A D- lb94, in that certain suit therein pending wherein Reuben Gaunt vi ais plaintiff und S F. Harding aud Nancy !•. Maiding were deleudanis, whereby it was decreed by said court that tbc plaintiff have judgment against the defendant ri. 1-. Harding fox the sum ol ¿162 50, together with interest thereon from the 26th day of March, ib94, at the rate of 8 per cent per annum, lor tbc sum of$40.ü'j attorneys’ fees and fortbe costs and dls- bur.-eiaent- taxed at 32-.'.2U, and ordering the sale of tbe heieiiiMtier described real premises to sat- Isly said judgment, com and accruing costs. Now therefore, by virtue of said writ of execu tion »nd order of saie, i will, on Saturday, thv 19th day of Mav, A. D. Dt-l. ut the hour of ten o'clock a. ni. of said daj, at the court bouse d<xir in «McMinnville, Y h rubili connt\, Oregon, sell nt public auction to the highest bidder for cash in l and, to satisfy said iudviueut, cost.- und accruing co«H, tbe following described real premises, to- wit Part of the donation land claim of Samuel Co- zipe and wife, in the town of McMinnville, Auc tion 20 T. 4 i: K. 4 \\ . and bounded as follows: Beginning at the northwv< t corm r of a tract of land purchased by Chai les Handlev from Mrs. YIuiv Bow land, which b 8.1* chains south 78 de- grees oust, and 3.12 chains south from the south west corner of W. T. Newby’s donation land claim thence cast 264 feet to th»- center of B street in McMinnville, thence south M feet, thence southwesterly 264 feet, thence north b>* leet to tbe place of beginning, containing 52-luo of an acre more or less Also another tract, a part of the said donation land claim of Samuel t ozine: Beginning at a stake 8.48 chain«: outh 78 ‘legtecs ea«4 and 1*2 30 chains south ol the southwest corner of \V T. Newby’s donation land claim No. 53, in T. 4 S. B. 4 west, Yamhill county, Oregon; thence west3.14 chains to center ol Cozine’s creek; thence south 26degrees and tvuiiniues v. •« down siüd creek 3.9 û chains to north boundary of Lynch traci: thence east 3.37 chains to center < f «»1<1 ditch; thence meandering said diteli north 14 degree» west 1 l.j chains: north 25 degrees and 15 minutes east 1.12 chains; thence east 1.32 chains to south- west corner of Handle) tract; thence north 1.51 chains to the place of beginning, containing near ly 98-100ths ol an acre. Dated this tbe ifftb day of April. 18d4. U . L. WAKREN, Sheriff of Yamhill County, Oregon. NOTICE OF SHERIFFS SÄLE. VyOTICE is hereby given ihst tbc undersigned a -heritfof Yamhill county, state of Ore gon, by virtue of a writ of execution issued out of the circuit court of said Yamhill county, in that certain suit wherein I B. V Nash was plain tiff and W.T. Shurtleti. Alice o Sburtlen and Robert L. Stow .were defendants, and to enforce the decree of foreclosure and sale made by said court in said suit decreeing that 'aid plaintiff* re cover iiom luc del'enduui W. 1. Siiurcieii, in United Stat'' gold coin, th? sum of «723.30 with interest on s-uid sum at the rate of eight ¡>er cent per annum from th»-27th da> of March, l«04, and the further sum ot r*.5tn ».‘- attorneys’ fee« and cost' ami disbursements t-ixed *'.i 20, said dr cree havin ' been given on the 27llj day of March. 1891, and ordering the sale of the hereinafter de scribed leal pn'peity, to-wit: All of block No. Km»* «. j , <»f John/ addition to the town of McMinnville. Y'amblll county, state ot Oregon, shown by the duly recorded plat of said audition to said town, saving and excepting Io:* 7 and ■ of said bloc k. said writ of execution being dated April 4th. b-’.H, aud to enforce ‘aid writ and by virtue thereof. 1 will on Saturday, the 2d day ot June, 1894 at one o cloclc t». m <»! said day, at the courthouse door in McMinnville, in said county and state, sell at public auction io the highest bidder tor ( ash iu I*. S. gold coin, all of the real property above described, excepting said lots? and Kot said block nine of said addi tion to said town, arid that said sale will be made to obtain fund • with wb? h to pay and satisfy said several sums of money with costs and ac cruing cost-. Dated April 25th, 1894. W. L. WARREN, Sheriff of said Yamhill County. Notice is hereby giv< n that the under- signed, as sheriff of Y’amhill county, state of Oregon,by virtue of awritof execution issued out ot th<‘circuit court of the state of Or«*Lun, for the county <»f Yamhill, vn the 17thday of April. A. D. 1894, upon and to enforce that certain judgment render.* >1 by said court on the 2Mh <laj of Natch, A 1>. 1 94, in iuvoruf L m !uorrison{ <!<•- fendaut. and against .1. VC. Morrkon, piaintitl. for the -um of |2<<i.0o. with inter est thereon at the rate of eight jicr cent |x r annum from the 2 »th dav of March, A 1L LS94,ami •’flfiti 95<.o<ts,am» f< r accruing costs; ami whereas, on the 27th day of April, A 11 18D4, l»v virtue of srddtvritof exv<*ution 1 levied upon the hereinafter described real property ol said defendant J. \\ Morrison toNHtisiv said judgment and costs of side; Now uiervtore, by virtue of said writ oi execution. 1 will, on .>atur<lay, the 9th day of .him*, A. p ls<4, at the hour of one u’ulo< k p. m. of said day. sell at public auction, r.t t’o* ( ourt hoe-”* door in McMinn ville, Y amhill county, o.r •on,totlie high est l»id<L i tor« .f«h in hand, to satisfy said judgment an<i accniing costs, tb<- following desciil’cd real pro|»eHy, to wit; All oi tin’ right, title ami interest of .-aid J. \\ AlorrifK’n in and io I he real proj»erty situate in Y'amhill counH, Oregon, un«l dc-erilH-.l as follows : < < inmeiii ing at the smith” t corm r of ili< 11 1» M/irtin do nation Ui <1 tl:dm No. ;;7. Notification 14$) it hein: three rhaii” south xo degrees ami 15 minute- \\4-- t ot thu.'nglt* corner «-n the noith line <»f < Lum No. 40, in N« c 5. 1 5 L’. 1 W ; them «->otilh m » degrees aini l’> minutes v» i- t » chains; tln-m »* north 1 5o< h;.ins to the < clip ! of .South Y'amhill river; I»».••• down ihro iih.r of the main chum.cl of the South Y amloll rive* to the place wlu-re the north ¡u;d south line of the aid H !> Martin claim croases tin- said Smth Yamhill river; thence south with -.lid liii»' G 45 chains to the place oi Legin- niir., r :it jining 26.7-» uri vs more or less, in Yamhill < .nut}., stap of Oregon. Dated at McM imi\ ille, Oregon, this 2d ditj of Muy. A. D, D!»4 \V L. WAKKEt, Sin-rill' of Y'andiill <-ounty, Oregon. NOTICE OF SHERIFF'S SALE. Notice is heioby given ifat iLe umiga- aiCIH'll - -II. 111!'.. 1 .llllllill < ol Oregon, uiele, and l,.v \irlu4 aril of execution.dated April ll’tli, HIM, andon said day ¡»Mjeil out ol tlie < ircuit e»urt of Yamliill county, Oregon, in tlIHt certain suit wherein W. .1. Garrison was plsiutilf and Etnanuel Northiq. and Maud N’orthup, it Nimiuuiis and Ellen Siuimons were de fendant-,, upon and to enforce the decree of foti • lo.-.ure alnl -ale made in »»¡d «uit on tlie L’tith da,v nt Mar, h. J.apl. whereby "it wa» decreed by ‘ aid court that said plain tiff'recover from the defendants Emanuel Nortl.upaml Maud Northup, the sum 01 V01. M'., with intere-,1 thereon from March i’litli, 1H9L at the rate ot ten tier cent [ier annum and the um of attorneys' fees, ami the costs and disbtirse- tuents taxed at 40. amt decreeing that the real property hereinafter described lie sold to iati-ly said judgment, costs and accruing costs. Now tlierefore. by virtue of said writ of execution ami order of sale, 1 will, on Sat urday. the lOthdayof May, A D 1804 at the hour i f 10 o'clock a. m. of said day, sell at public auction to tlie highest bidder lor cash in band, r.t the court house door in .McMinnville. amliili county, Oregon, to satisfy- si i jiulgineiit, e r.'-ts and accru ing costs, lite following described real property, to-wit Ia.‘t No Four <4; in block Not (,'ozine’s 'M addition to the city of McMinnville, Yamhill county state of Oregon. Dated a" McMinnville, Oregon, this the ltitli day of April. l*!it W L. WARREN. Sheriff of Yamhill County, Oregon. NOTICE OF SHERIFFS SALE. 1VQT1CE k hvieby ghctithai ibe undersigned a herirt ol Yamhill <uunty, Slate of Oru gon, under end by virtue of a writ of execution dated April 12tb, A D l-9i, und on said day is sued out o! tbe circuit • uurt oi the «»tale of Ore pon for Yamhill county, in that certain butt wherein M h. Hendricks and E Hen<lri<ki, partners in business as M. E. Hendricks A Co . were plaintiffs and E. Bickel and Eida Bickel were defendants, upon and to enforce thut decree of foreclosure and order of sale made in said suit on tbe 26th day oi Marek, A. D 1894, where by it wa decreed by said court that the plaintiffs recover from the defendants the sum of $156.00, with interest thereon from .Innuary 3d, 1893, at the rate <.f Uli ja-r cent per . uniim, and ISo.Ou attorneys' fees, and lor the < osla and disburse meats of the action taxed nt Y1K.25. and decrc ing the sale of the hereinafter described real premises to satisfy said judgment, coats aud ac cruing coots. Now therefore, by virtue of said writ of execu tion und order of sale, 1 will, .ni Saturday, tbe 19th day of May A. D. 1894 nt the hour of one o’clock p. m. of said day, at the Court Houseduor in McMinnville, Yamhill county, Oregon, well at public auction to the highest bidder for rash la band, to stti«lv said judgment, costs and accru ing costs, t^e following described real premises, to-wit Lots No Eleven (11. and Twelve (12) in block No. Seventeen <17» in the original town of White- son, In Yamhill countv, state of Oregon. Dated this tbe 16th day of April, A D. 1*94. W. L. WARREN. Sheriff of Yamhill County, Oregon. COPYRIGHTS,. CAN 1 OBTAIN A PATENT? Fora 'Ji.aln hon,'-t opinion, write to MINN A < <».,whohave list uearlrtm>ye«n,' experience la the patent uusme»«. CommunTn- lion, rtrtetly u.mlHlenual. A Haadbaak or la- lormntluti coneeniinr Patent« «nd now to ob tain tbetu «ent tree. 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