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KAY & TODD. THIRD STREET. MCMINNVILLE
A,arningg of Author«.
t is stated that for the serial rights of
reamire Island” R. L. .Stevenson receiv
ed about £120. Ten times that amount
THEY SOMETIMES SAY THINGS WHICH wouid not purchase a tale of equal length
ARE VERY FUNNY.
from bis pen today. For the serial rights
■ir~-
You cannot X
of “She” II Rider Haggard got £300, and
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M hope to be well®
a similar amount was paid to Hall Caine
Lack of Confident e In the Trustwortliiue**
for “The Deemster.” For short stories
of Newspaper*—The Barber Long Looked Rudyard Kipling is still first, though J.
1 i you are troubled with^
For—Talesmen TV ho Didn't Know Public M. Barrie is running him close, and it is
predicted will take the lead.
Men and Places.
But the totals for both book and serial
I
or
In the New York courts iguoranco and rights received by novelists today are far
stupidity occasionally appear to 1«, the below the princely sums that were paid
I
«ZÌyour blood is bad. A tew bottles ot H. S. S- willy tharacteristics chiefly sought after nmong to Scott, George Eliot, Dickens, Thacke
The examination of talesmen, ray, Reade and Wilkie Collins For “Hom-
^thoroughly cleanse the system, remove all irn-Jg jurors.
ola” George Eliot received £7,000 and
^¡purities and build you up- AU manner ot biem-Z especially in murder cases, is usually ex
reedingly tedious, but nt times flashes of might have had £3,000 more but for her
wit or instances of brilliant dullness illu conscientious regard for art. As there ere
®bv its U m -, it I» the best blood remedy on earth.® mine the proceedings. Even men who in many versions of that famous transaction,
the ordinary affairs of life show great in we may give the facts
y'j hot. and who have used ft -ay so.
This novelist
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/wIi * ,’rn* «ut ol i' 'Dr ’!<.< . ! »n't • ’ n rant source^?, telligence »onieiiii.es become confused agreed to write a story for The Cornhill,
wof .uttering no appetì*
■ enjoyment of life, r^nbottleey
when Is-ing examined by two shrewd law for which she was to be paid £10,000
It
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is •• < ’■-•tter/
yers aud a judge in a crowded courtroom. was, however, to run through 10 numbers
remedy fur Moo I <libei'^v
n
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IOHN ' ? .s' Dayton Ohio
Z' If their answers were afterward read to instead of the usual 12.
Treatise on blood and skin di->ea:»es mailed free. n
Of this arrangement she did not ap
SW1H srt.< 1H<’ co., AtUnU.Ga. / them by the stenographer, they would ac
cuse him of the grossest incompetence.
prove, and all the arguments of her friends
Certain stupid answer* are given again could not overcome her objections. Final
and again
At regular intervals crops up ly she threw £8,000 off the price to carry
the man who says that be would take the her point, a rare instance of self sacrifice
evidence from the law , or the law from f<>r the sake of art. Lord Beaconsfield, it
the evidence, or the ei idence from the nhould bo mentioned, received princely
court, or the evidence from the prisoner’s i terms for “Endymiou.”
counsel
Here Is a variation of that form
“He wanted money,” writes Mr. Froude
of genial misinformation
in his biography of Beaconsfield in the
"How would you determine the case if “Queen’s Prime Minister’s Series,” “and
selected*” asked a lawyer in general ses it brought him £10,000.”—Publishers’ Cir
sions.
cular.
"1 would take tue law from tLn evi
Nutriments.
dence, and if there was any reasonable
I doubt I would render a verdict.” This
PlCTOf"^
All nutriments consist of two leading
seemed clear and straightforward enough, elements—carbonates and nitrates. The
but the man was excused
former answers to charcoal, which when
“Would you take the law from the burned throws out heat. Oil, butter, fat
court, or would you settle it for your meat and sugar belong to the carbonates
self' ’ Recorder Smyth asked a talesman.
or heating foods. In a hundred parts of
"Oh, I would hear what the court had oil there are nearly a hundred parts of car
tu say, and then would make lip my bon or warmth. It is the same with sag
mind,” came the answer coolly ami al
ar. Hence in cold weather our system de
must patronizingly
mands more fats and sweets than in sum
The spectators thought that tho rash mer.
AND AIL
man would be committed to th« Tombs
The nitrogenous foods make muscles and
tor contempt of court, but th« recorder, impart strength. Rice, beans, potatoes,
j the line» of his face growing tense, oaliuly wheat, corn, oats, i>eef, etc., belong to
asked, after a pause:
this class. ¡Some of these have also a large
"What did youtaiy your business was?” proportion of the carbonaceous elements.
‘‘Cloakmaking ’
Wheaten gTits, crushed wheat and gra
"Well, you would better go and attend ham bread have all the elements needed
to it for the rest of the term” That was to give warmth and strength to the body
and would keep it in strength and vigor
all.
Some jurors nave a delightful lack of even if nothing else were eaten for months
The Uuickeat to Chica confidence tn the trustworthiness of news together. In Scotland, we are told, whole
paper reports. In a murder trial every families make their entire breakfast
go and the East.
mail examined is asked 11 he has read throughout the year on oatmeal porridge.
about the case. Sometimes he answers tn
White beans Lave 67 per cent of nutri
(luicker to Omaha and this strain: "Yes, but I never believe any ment and should be eaten more than they
thing 1 read in the newspapers. 1 place are. In selecting from the meats beef will
Kansas City.
uo credence in newspaper reports.” This be found tu be the cheapest and most
is geuerully said breezily, blit the reply is wholesome. Good steak contains 35 per
Pullman And Tourist Sloepars,
not regarded by the court as a sign of cent of nutriment—19 of nitrogen and 11
Free Rocllning Chair Cftrfl,
uverintelligei.ee nor is that not uncom of carbon—^2 per cent is brain feeding ma
Dining Cars.
mon one, "What I read makes no iinpres- terial, called phosphates. Wo might con
8. H, II CLARK,
tinue the list indefinitely, but it will be
I stun on me. ”
- Receivers
OLIVER W MINK
There is a mistaken idea that a man well for every housew ife to search out the
I FLIER Y ANDERSON )
who has read anything about a crime cau- fa ets uixi give the subject careful study.—
For ftstes or general information call on ur *6 i not serve on the jury which tries the ac- Exchange.
rtrees
I cased man. Thu law distinctly says that
U . II III ill Hl H i\
Carlyle aud His Pipe.
even if ha has made up his mind on the
Asst. Gen. P ma . Agt
I can see him now in an old brown dress
question of guilt be may still make a sat
WAI Washington St ,COT 3d PORTLAND, OR isfactory juror under certain conditions.
ing gown, seated on a footstool on the
Tho man need not even say he knows hearth rug, close to the fireplace iu the
that he would not be influenced by tho little parlor, sending most deftly up the
opinion, but merely that he believes he chimney whuffs from a long clay pipe, so
would not be. There are dozens of cases that the room might not be odorous of to
VIA
in which the courts have held a juror to bacco smoke.
I can hear him between the whiffs,
be competent even if ho had read about
the crime and had formed an opinion which served as commas and coloua—
which it would take evidence to remove, there was never a full stop—pouring forth
OF THE
provided that he agreed to decide only on In the strongest possible of Scotch accents
the evidence and regardless of that former an oral latter (lay pamphlet, contrasting
Cromwell and his Puritans with contem
impression.
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At the same time, this principle of law porary English politicians and the multi
Expreae Trama Leave Portland Dally
l»toa large extent nullified, because coun tudes whom they were leading by the nose
sel generally peremptorily challenges such to the abyss.
I see Mrs. Carlyle, with head bent and
a man. The judge, however, recognizes
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Portland
«:15 P M | Ssn Francisco 1” i’- A M that the best juror of all is often the man one hand covering her face, listening in
E'.n Prani-ls o .
I’ M is-.tlsu.l
- - 'AM who frankly acknowledges that he lias silence. She had heard it all so often be
read all about tho case and has formed an fore, poor lady, and knew bow little would
Above train -(. |. at «II stations trom Portland to opinion, but nevertheless can give an im come of it.
I can hear her, when Carlyle’s denuncia
Albany inclusive Alto Tangent. Shedds. lisi- partial verdict on the evidence.
sey, Harrisburg. Junction City Irving. Eugene
tions of the present became terribly fierce,
Jn a trial in general sessions which at
and all nail ?us from Roseburg to Ashland lucln-
make the considerate appeal: "Don’t bean
tracted much attention the name of a bar
alve.
her was drawn from the wheel of fortune gry with Mr. Esplnasse. He is not to
H.rael.urg Tlall Dully.
by tho clerk. One of the questions asked blame,” or, before the pipe had lieen sub
LEAVF
ARRIVE
:■ 50 P M him was whether be bad formed an opin stituted for the teacup: “My dear, yourtea
Portland
.»30AM
H.>~«i.iiru
4 30PM ion about the prisoner's guilt aud ex is getting quite cold. That ¡3 the way
RoW'burg
7:00 AM ! Portland....
with reformers ’’ Then perhaps the wild
pressed it to his customers.
"X bad au opinion,” was the answer, tempest of words wonl<l cease, and the
“but I did not expies* it iu my shop, i latter day prophet break out into a hearty
PULLWHN ♦ BUFFET
never express opinions in my shop.” The laugh hi his own vehemence—‘ Literary
SLEEPBHS
latter part of the answer was given with Recollections and Sketches,” F. Espinasse
emphasis.
“Y'our honor, this is the barber for
Shelley’s Buoyancy.
SECOND CLASS SLEEPING CARS.
whom we have all been looking,” said the
If anything could have extinguished
Attached to all Through Trains
lawyer for the defense, but the assistant hopefulness in a young man, we may say
.West Shle Division.
district attorney did not want such a man that Shelley s poems ought to breathe a set
tled gloom. He was sickly
He had ter
BETWEEN
PORTLAND AND CORVALLIS on the jury
In the same trial one or two other tales rible domestic troubles
He was often in
Mail Train Daily, (Except Sunday.)
men showed a lack of backbone that de a strait for want of money, and, above nil,
tsttstt ;----- kstsíü
Ari r.fe: fyi prived them of seats iu the jury box. One be had the worst possible opinion of the
loLS A M I L.r
McMinnvIll«
l v 3.-01 P M
mau vacilluted in his views like a weath society in which he lived. Nevertheless,
12.18 PM I Ar
Corvallis
Lv | 1 W P M
ervane. First be said he would take the Though bis own generation were chiefly
At Albany and Corvallis connect with evidence from the court, then he said he angered by the poet’s attacks on old faith,
would take it Under the court’s ruling
trains of Oregon Pacific Railroad,
old custom and old law, what most strikes
Express Train Daily, (Except Sunday.) He began by saying that he bad a preju us at this distance of time is Shelley's
dice— a very strong prejudice—Against a buoyant and hopeful temperament
Ar 1 *25 A M ■nan charged with killing a woman—a
Portland
For him the world is alwajs on the eve
4M* r m i l C
St. Joseph
: 15 p m 1 Lv
Lv I ■ . - A M prejudice that could be removed only by of being regenerated, aud a new heaven
5 U) A M
XliMinnvlllo
7 25 I’ M ;A!.
evidence that was overwhelmingly con and a m-w earth may be expected almost
A minute later lie calmly said with any awakening
Yet Shelley s own
Through Tickets a-»11 luini iu Es leiu vincing
suites, ( »n.ulii ami Europe cun be obtained at to the Judge.
best knowledge was of a F rench revolution
lowest rules from v A Wilcox Agent, McMinn
“I have no prejudice iu this case. I that seemed to have failed, and his short
stile
I F. ROGERS,
know that a uian charged with crime is years of youth and manhood were passed
Asst G F. £ P A . Portlund. Or
considered innocent until proved guilty.”
R KOEHLFR. Munus. r
in a time of reaction, when it seemed tor
In despair the Judge told him to get down
a moment as if England and the continent
from the witness chair
Were going back to the worst memories of
One talesman in the Sharp “boodle” a past century . Clearly, as regards this
trial said he hail never heard of Jaeub matter of hopefulness, we must look be
Sharp. There was also one. at another yond the individual ami beyond his intlu
CHURCHES
time, who didn't know who Chauncey M
eace over a school to certain currents of
Bamn iervices Sunday 11 a tu. and Depew was
In the trial of Carlyle W.
thought that synchronize w ith events.—
* 30 p. m : Sunday school 9 .‘A* a tu
the
Dr. C. H. Peterson iu Fortnightly Review.
y«Ming people s ^..oietv u 1.'p in
1’rsyet Harris, YV. Travers Jerome put thia ques
meeting Thursday 7 30 p m. Covenant tion:
"Are you acquainted with Ocean Grove
meeting first Sst each month 2 l>> p m.
Origin of the Ciiristuias Tree.
( has 1 B mbam Pastoi
or Asbury Park?”
The old Teutonic and Saxon races tn
“
No,
»lr.
I
never
met
either,
’
was
the
MtTHunisr ErucoraL'-Services every
central and northern Europe before the in
Sabbath ll <»>s ui and 7 3>* p m. Sunday grave reply
troduction and spread of Christianity Lad
Another talesu.au in the same case was
scbuul *J 30 a in. Braver meeting 7 00 p
a great veneration for trees. They would
asked the usual question, “Du you object
iu. Thursday.
S E Maxi.suxa. Pastor
never willingly damage them. Under large
C cmb Putesvrttii i.s- Service»every Sab u> capital punishment?
trees, especially old oaks, the great coun
bath 11 <»> a in ami 7 30 p. m
Sunday
“No, sir, not at all ” The tones were
school 9 30 a. ru. Y P C. L' Sunday 6 Ji* su cheerful and the man s sir »** com cils were held and judgment given, and
p iu. Prayer meeting Thursday, 7 30 p ui. placent that Mr. Jerome quickly asked, the graves of this people were found in
groves, they always being buried under
\V H. Jojixs, Pastor
“What did you say your business was?”
the roots of a tree. This all was a result
CRRiartAX-Services every Sabbath 11 to
“I’m in the slaughtering business.”
of the superstition that their gods lived in
a iu and 1 ■' j m
Sunday
h<>ol 1" Aud the man smiled at the grim joke.
a m Young people s meeting at 6 30 p. m. Mr Jerome could not object to him too those trees. In the linden tree. Berchta
H. A. 1* isls , i'astor.
dwelt—a benign spirit who took charge
quickly—New York Tribune.
of the babies and rocked their cradles when
Sr J ami * C athoik —First st., between
G aud H Sunday school 2 30 p m
Ves
the nurses fell asleep; in the oak Donar.
A Good Reason.
per» 7 3o. Services once a month
the thunder god; in the willows all Bort»
Judge Jeremiah Black for a long time of spirits, tu the elder trees the dwarfs.
Y? K. Hoo.is, i’astor
■wore a black wig
On one occasion, hav Whenever the festivals of these god» were
SECRET ORDERS.
ing donned a uew one, he met Senator Bay celebrated, their trees were decorated with
Kaowtx» caarrxa No. 12. 0 E S-Meets a ard of Delaware, who thus accosted him:
Masonic hall the flr.l »nJ third Mvn.lsv «vente» ■’Why, Black, how young you look! You lights, wreaths and questeu (tassels), aud
offerings were hung ip the branches,which,
lu each month Visiting members wrdially in
are not so gray as I am, and you must be however, were plundered again when the
vlkd
MRS O O HODSUb, Sec
$0 years older.’’ "Humph!’’ replied the
MRS H U HEATH. W M
festival was over, the gods being supposed
Your hair comes
CV» txb P obt S o 9— Meets the wcond and fourth judge, "good reason
only to appropriate the best.—Sunday
Saturday of each month :n Union ball at 7 an by descent, and I got mine by purchase ' School Times.
f>. m AU members of tho order are cordiali'* —Green Bag.
nvlted to attend our meeting«
L. S. D owmso . Commander
A Heated Argument.
An Odd Fact.
B P. C lcbini Adjt
A man who was charged with assaulting
One of the strange things in life is the
bis wife pleaded that be had ouly had a
YV. C T. U.—Meets on every Fri fact that there are actors getting ioUU a heated argument with her It afterward
w eek for doing foolish things on the stage
d.»v, in Wright’» hxll at 3 o’clock p nì.
which are constantly being done by people transpired that the "heated argument’’
£. T. L. at 3 p- tu
Mas A. J. W hitmore , Pres.
in private lite for nothing —Brooklyn Ea consisted of hi» beating his wife with a
redbot poker—London Tit-Bit«.
gle.
C lara 0. E-iiox, 8eo y.
a
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Is
What is the matter with Jones tonight?
^Thc low comedian gets liis laugh;!
His manner la o<ld and his face Is white.
And Lio words aren't coming exac tly right;
(How funny tl;e people think ldm!>
Blood
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OMAHA. KANSAS CITY.
CHICAGO,
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EASTERN CILIES.
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The Remains of St. Catherine of Bologua
Still Endure Intact.
Chambers’ celebrated woik ou miracles,
wonders, general oddities respecting man,
curiosities of vegetable aud animal life,
etc., which is arranged as a sort of calen
dar and given the very inappropriate title
of “The Book of Days,” has, through
some odd mischance, entirely neglected to
mention the miracle of tlie preservation of
the relics of St. Catherine. The wonder
ful story has been a theme of discussion
among church folks the world over fur 206
or 300 years, yet the above mentioned
work, which purports to give an account
of everything out of the ordinary, whether
vouched for or only reported, has entirely
ignored the marvelous narrative, not even
remotely alluding to it.
ThaSt. Catherineiu question was known
in lifoas well as alter her death as "St.
Catherine of Bologna.” Her remains are
low enshrined iu a church bearing her
uame ill the city mentioned above, the
relics having remained iu their present
position for upw ard of 300 years. She sits
bolt upright in a chidr, her features and
form somewhat shrunken, the skin of the
face and bands badly discolored—in fact,
almost black—yet her mortal remains are
not in the least decayed, it appearing, even
to the unbeliever, tbat the fates Lave de
cided to keep her holy body uncorrupted
and her form intact until the great day of
reckoning. The editor of this article is
not a Catholic, nor yet the son of a C’ath
olie, and was never to his knowledge with
in the walls of a church belonging to that
great denomination. Yet facts are facts,
and as such are deserving of record, espe
cially in a department of this character,
which is entirely given lip to discussing
the itiiiisiial and unnatural sides of every
thing. The accommodating priest in at
tendance at the shrine of St. Catherine
will, if requested, expose the arm of the
mummified saint to the elbow, and mov
ing it back and forth prove to yuur won
der and astonishment that the joints are
as flexible as they Were when the good
woman trod the streets of the ancient Ital
ian cities 800 years ago. When Piux IX
was pupe, be frequently visited the shrine
of St. Catherine, and while making such
visits never failed to say mass while in the
presence of the miraculously preserved re
mains. On one occasion, while testing the
flexibility of her joints, he raised her hand
to the level of her load, then replacing it
in her lap remarked, "Fui uiinis audax”
(I was too bold).—St. Louis Republic.
Listen! They’re in n lierfect ruarl
(The low comedian gels Ids laugh;)
bhoullug and clapping anil warning more—
There’s .. laugh he never has got before!
iliow funny the people think him!)
BOILS,
ULCERS
PIMPLES, SORES
|
A WONDERFUL CORPSE.
EVER SO FUNNY.
E ssential *
health !
What's that? A paper—“Notice,** eh?
(The low comedian gets liis laugh;)
“Death cf a child—run over today—
Father on actor?** Celon with the play I
(flow funny lire people think liim!)
Songs of a Strolling I'layer,’* It. G. Legge.
A Family of Wild lloara.
YToung wild bears are far prettier than
might be expected from the rather forbid
ding appearance of their parents. Their
bodies are slim and elegant, their snouts
fine, their ears short and their legsand
feet almost as finely shaped us those of a
young antelope. Their color is u bright
fawn or a rich tan, with longitudinal
stripes like those on a tabby kitten, and in
place of the thick bristles of the older pigs
their bodies are covered with a long and
thick coat of rough hair. Family life in
the wild boars’ quarters is harmonious
and amusing. For the first month the lit
tle orange striped pigs depend on their
mother for food and take no notice either
of visitors or each other.
Each roams about by itself in the most
independent fashion or drops down to
sleep on its stomach, with its legs stretched
straight out before and behind, like a
Reeling elephant in miniature. Later,
when they have to be satisfied with the
food provided in the troughs, they become
the most amusing and importunate beg
gars in the Zoo, the old sow and boar set
ting the example, well supported by the
little pigs.
The whole family stand up
right ou their bind legs in a row, like her
aldic pigs supporting a coat of arms, with
their fore feet against the rails, and
squeak, grunt and even climb the wire
netting for contributions.— London Spec
tator.
A Word to Young Men.
One of the meanest things a young man
can do is to monopolize the time and at
tention of a young girl for ts year or raore
without any definite object and to lhe ex
clusion of other gentlemen, who, suppos
ing him to have matrimonial intentions,
absent themselves from her society. This
selfish, “dog in the manger” way of pro
ceeding should be discountenanced aud
forbidden by all parents and guardians.
Ir prevents the reception of eligible of
fers of marriage and fastens upon the
youug lady, when the acquaintance is
finally dissolved, the unenviable and un
merited appellation of “flirt.”
Let all your dealings with women,
young man, be frank, honest and nuble.
That many whose education and position
iu life would warrant cur looking for bet
ter things are culpably criminal ou these
points is no excuse for your shortcomings
That woman Is often injured or wronged
through her holiest feelings adds but a
blacker dye to your meanness.—New York
Ledger.
r>ÆVMrr<>
CIlKîACiO
The Shasta Roule
n ? pm ■ coMPm
The Right Man.
Employer—Well, have you round that
Mr. Smith who owes that bill?
Clerk—No, sir. There aiu any number
of Smiths in that house, and not one ac
knowledges himself our debtor. One of
them went so far as to kick me out.
Employer--Just go to him again. I’m
sure he s our man - London Million.
A Costly Joke.
Au English ventriloquist recently beat
a handbag, at the same time mimicking
the cries of a dug. A sympathetic man
rushed up and gave the mau a thrashing.
The ventriloquist sued him for damages,
but the case was decided against him, on
the ground that the dug champion acted
iu good faith.—London Letter.
LOCAL DIRECTORY
The Tag’s Parlor.
English underservants, who are always
excluded from the housekeeper’s room, re
fer to this sacred spot as "the pug’s par
lor.” It strikes one as being an exceed
ingly appropriate name, conjuring up to
cue’s imagination the complacent house
keeper, sleek butler and "genteel” ladies’
maids. —Exchange.
The soldier is the best fed individual of
his class iu Europe. The British soldier
receives for his daily ration 16 ounces of
bread, 12 of meat, 2 of rice, 8 of dried
vegetables. 16 of potatoes, and once a week
he receives 2 ounces of salt, 4 of coffee and
9 of sugar.
The war of the Spanish succession cost
the British taxpayers £¿3,000,000; the sev
en years’ war, £58,000,600; the American
war of 1776, £116,000,000; the Napoleonic
wars, £620,1*00,000; the Crimean war,
£39,000,000.
"Do you think that the lady who is
moving in above you is nice?” "Oh, dear,
yes! Why, she noticed that baby had
two teeth before »he had been in the house
two hours!"
When the king of Siam is dressed in bis
official regalia be looks like a jewelry ex
hibit The gem» on his bat alone are worth
61,000,000.
1
Th« farmers and stock raisers of this
country produce 80 per cent of the world's
grain supply and 33 per cent of its meat.
I
George Eliot’s Face.
Au English woman writer says it is to
be feared that posterity will never know
exactly what was the living aspect of
George Eliot’s face.
Ouly a very great
painter could have seized at once the out
line aud something of the varying expres
sion, and her reluctance to have her por-
trait taken, her piivate person made to a
certain extent public propetry in that way,
has deprived us of any such memorial.
Future generations will Lave to draw on
their imagination to conceive a face, cast in
the massive mold of Savonarola, but spare
and spiritualized into a closer brotherhood
with the other Florentine of the Ditina
Commedia.
The features might be too
large and rugged for womanly beauty, but
when the pale face was tiuged with a faint
hush of tenderness or animation, when the
wonderful eyes were lighted up with eager
passion and the mouth melted into curves
of unutterable sweetness, the soul itself
seemed to shiue through its framework
with a radiance of almost unearthly pow
er, so that a stranger seeing her for the
first time asked why he had never been
told she was so beautiful.
A Bit of Chalk.
Did you ever microscopically examiue
a tiny bit of powder scraped from a piece
of common chalk? “If you never did,” as
the philosopher told the boatman in the oft
reprated story, “you have lost at least one-
th d of your life. ” Not one person in
10,000 has the least idea of the number
and curious form* of the minute shells
that can thus be brought into plain view.
The largest of these shells is not more than
the one three-thousandths of an inch in
length, yet they are as perfect asthepearly
titans of the beach that axe large enough
to hold a half gallon of water and which,
when empty, roar like a cyclone. Some
are shaped like squids and cuttlefishes,
others like "sand dollars” or sea urchins,
but by far the larger majority will remind
you of sea shells that you have seen at one
time or another. One very common form
of these infinitesimal structures is shaped
exactly like the common conch shell, but
it has been estimated that at the least cal
culation it is 2,000,1*60 times smaller.
A careful examination of different sam
ples of any one specimen of chalk will gen
erally show that there are from 806 to 560
species of minute shells in every conceiva
ble shape and form, the very niinutest
specks among them being as curiously and
wonderou.sly made as those of larger cali
ber.—St. Louis Republic.
Wilerein Throats Differ.
An east end gentleman Lad occasion to
consult a throat specialist the other day
When he entered the doctor’s office, ho
found that worthy puffing away at a ciga
rette. After au examination the doctor
asked,"You smoke cigarettes, don’t you?”
“Yes, sir,” replied the patient. “Well,
that’s a horrible liabit—mott injurious to
yotir throat, and you’ll have to stop it im
mediately,” the doctor declared. "But,
doctor, I saw you smoking one when I
came in,” ventured th«patient. “Ahem,”
coughed the doctor, slightly confused, "I
was. but I don’t care about my throat.
It’s much worse than many people’3 who
come to me.”—Pittsburg Dispatch.
DININ 1 CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE.
What the Passengers on a Michigan lioiid
Saw and Heard.
Coming over on the Michigan Central a
tall, line appearing man and a handsome
ly dressed, relined looking woman were
seated just in front of a plainly dressed,
sweet faced old lady about 70 years old.
Every little while the mau would turn
ami address a remark to the elder woman,
and her eyes would glow with pride, for
he was her sou, and though his wife did
not seem overcordial—perhaps she was
not proud of the old lady—yet she would
deign to drop a word or two once iu
awhile.
Finally the son turned, as the porter in
formed him of the dining car in the rear,
and said: “Well, mother, Emma and 1
will go now and get our dinner. Y’ou
know she needs a good warm dinner. Y’ou
have brought youi- lunch, I see. I will
send you in a good cup of hot tea.” And
the couple rose and passed into the dining
car.
Aftei' they had left, “mother” sat look
ing out of the window afid appeared to be
deep in thought; not overbappy perhaps.
Finally she reached under the seat and
brought up the little woruout black bas
ket “son” Lad noticed and held it ou her
lap, fingering the ribbon it was tied with
in a thoughtful way. Just as »lie opened
it the train stopped at a station. The door
was »uddeuly flung open, aud a cheery
faced, handsome blond stepped iu. lie
appeareil to be looking eagerly for some
one.
Finally his glance fell on the little old
lady.
"Mother!” he cried ilia delighted voice.
“My John; my John!” And the two
were clasped in a loving embrace bo genu
ine as to cause tears to rise in the eyes of
one of the passengers, aud the rest looked
on in an interested manner.
“Where are Frank and Emma?” he in
quired.
“They have gone into the dining car.
Emma isn’t well, you know, and Las to
have a good, hot dinner.” She repeated
this in an apologetic way, for she saw a
look in John's eyes that she did not fail to
read, and Frank—was lie not her son too?
“But you didn’t wish any dinner, 1
suppose.” And his eyes fell on tlie little
basket. He saw it all at a glance, but be
must uot hurt his mother’s feelings thus.
“And are you not glad to see me? Are
you not surprised? 1 found I could join
you here instead of waiting until you got
to Chicago. And now tell me, dear heart,
isn’t this dear little basket the same one
that Frank and 1 took our lunch in to
school? 1 thought so,” as a smile rose <m
the faded sweet face.
“Well, I’m awfully hungry.
’Spose
we keep this for supper, anil you come
with me and eat a uice hot dinner. No;
no excuses. ’ ’
As they left the car they met the other
couple. “Halloo, JohnI Where did you
come from?” “How do you do, Emma?
“I cauie, Frank, just in time to see our
mother had a substantial meal.” And
they passed on.
When the passengers who beard and
saw it all arrived at Chicago, they saw a
handsome young man with a little black
basket hanging on his arm tenderly assist
ing a sweet faced old lady through the
crowd. A carriage was ualled, and they
drove off. No one seemed to see anything
of the other couple.—Chicago Tribune.
They Rode I-'or One Fare.
Coming down town on a Fourth avenue
car. a woman got on with four small chil
dren. The delay was noticeable because
the conductor had to help on the oldest
girl, then the boy with a squnro cap and
long curls, then another little girl aud
lastly the woman, who carried a child ap
parently about 10 months old.
The young ones were all graded ill size
and were small tor their apparent ages.
The mother bestowed them about, some of
the men in the car getting up to make
room. The car jingled on down town, and
the people were beginning to forget about
it, when they heard the conductor say in a
voice of shrill astonishment as he looked
at the solitary and lone nickel inhishand:
“Is none of them over 8, mum?”
There was a modest murmur of disclaim
from the woman.
“Not one of them?”
She shook her head. The passengers took
an interest. She looked at them with an
earnest, honest gaze, that of a “praying
mother. ”
“Four children and not one of them over
3,” said the conductor sadly. But he rung
up the fare and went out on the back plat
form. He counted on his fingers and mul
tiplied and muttered, aud when the wom
an got oft he was still mumbling and mul
tiplying to himself.—New York World.
Prevention of Disease.
It is true that the verification of the
germ origin of disease has thrown very
little light on the subject of curing dis
ease. The microbe evaded discovery until
the midday of science and seems able yet
to evade its enemies. But the discovery
has made the prevention of disease a cer
tainty. The microbe can be prevented from
transportation and can be prevented from
germination in soil, air, w ater and organic
matter. The general publio, however, are
not yet ready to do this work. They do
not appreciate its importance or their priv
ileges. No doubt the time will come when
the preventible diseases will be prevented,
and the necessity of cure w ill be supersed
ed.—Dr. Leslie E. Keeley.
EAST AND SOUTH
A DOMESTIC DRAMA.
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Trimming Lamps.
Trimming a lamp is now a science. As
someone says that the cake made by n
lady is always better than any other put
on the counters, so lamp trimming needs
hands of accuracy and refinement. Keep
cheese cloth squares for wiping off the
lamps.
The wicks should be trimmed
with the sharp edge of a visiting card or
with a poker heated redbot and passed
over the wrick. This last method is a lit
tle troublesome. but it removes the charred
part evenly. Wicks used for a long time,
even when they do not become very short,
grow thick and are apt to give forth an
unpleasant odor. They should be removed
once a month at least. In duplex burners
one wick should be trimmed in the oppo
site direction from the other.
Round
wicks should be trimmed toward the cen
ter. Burners should be wiped tree from
bits of charred wick and drops of oil ev
ery day. Every now ami then they should
he boiled in strong soapsuds, to make them
perfectly clean.
When they have been
used a long time, they- need replacing,—
Philadelphia ledger.
Servant» In Vi eat Australia.
When an emigrant vessel is expected to
arrive at Fremantle, the port of West Aus
tralia, notices are issued iu the papers as
to the passengers on board:
There will (D. V* auhe by the Hampshire,
due 5th November: 75 Single Women, 29 Mar
ried Couples, 50 Single Men. The Single Wom
en can be seen, on arrival of vessel, at the
Home. There are amongst them experienced
Cooks, Housemaids and General Servants.
People requiring domestic servants must state
their requirements in writing to Mrs.----
The greatest excitement takes place in
Perth and Fremantle when a batch ui
serving women arrive. Ladies in West
Australia are always wanting servants
One lady—?o legend Lath it—has u ton
tract with a newspaper to publish the fol
lowing in every issue:
Wanted at end of month. Cook. Housemaid
and General Servant.
Servants iu the salubrious climate of
Western Australia rarely stay iu any situ
$tiou more than a month. They don’t like
going away from the capital or port. To
go far up country they politely decline.—
London Tit Bits.
Hospitals.
Hospitals, as we now understand the
term, are of modern growth. True it is,
as Mr. Burdett tells us in the historiial
section of “Hospitals and Asylums of the
World,” that iu tlie records of Egypt aud
ancient India we find allusions to institu
tions that foreshadow the hospitals of later
times, ami even our asylums for sick an
imals are borrowed from the east.
An inscription engraved on a rock near
the city of Surat tells how Asoka, a king
who reigned in Gujerat in the third cen
tury B. C., commanded the establishment
of hospitals in all his dominions aud
placed one at each of the four gates of the
royal city of I’atua. Six hundred years
Picture» ou the Cloud*.
after this Fa-Hian, an intelligent Chinese
It has been found possible, says Pro traveler who visited India iu 399 A. D.,
fessor Dolbear, by employing large lenses records that Asoka’» hospitals still existed
of proper focal length, to project pictures and flourished, but the successive Hoods of
upou the clouds.
Probably iu a few conquest swept all away, and by the be
years, or sooner, one as be rides along the ginning of this century ouly a hospital for
highway on a cloudy day w ill be able to animals remained of all the pious king’s
read overhead how Senator Smith was foundations.—Quarterly Review.
snatched from the grave by a few doses of
Jones’ infallible pills.—Lowell Courier.
A Difference.
Stamps For Wall Paper.
North Bersted, a town of England, has
a room in the Rising buu inn the ceiling
and walls of which are papered with the
stamps of all nations, which before being
canceled bad a value Qf $70,000.—New
York Herald.
i
“I have read,” said a man of moderate
means, “the remark attributed to one mil
lionaire aud another that all lie got out of
his money was his board and clothes.
This is undoubtedly true. At the same
time, I think it must be admitted that
there Is a difference in boarding houses
and tailors. ’ ’—Portland Argus,__ __
STRICTLY IN UNDRESS.
Films or Plates,
Corporal Kudolplx’a Appearance Before
General McClellan With a Message.
William K. Rudolph, engineer at tlia
Spring Garden waterworks, was a corpor
al in the Eighth Pennsylvania cavalry
and is past commander of Post 35. He GET A KODAK ; try both and decide
was Colonel Keenan's orderly in the fa
lor yourself. Seven kinds of Kodaks
mous charge at Chancellorsville and fell
that use eithei. < if course films are
desperately wounded by the same volley
that killed his colonel. Essentially mod
lighter and more convenient than
est, Rudolph’s recollection of an interview
plates—they're just as good too—but,
with McClellan was told in the plainest
—just try for yourself.
way, without decoration of any kind, yet
he is probably the only living soldier w ho
ever appeared before his commanding gen OLJR NEW FILM is rapid, is evenly
eral without any clothing whatever and
coated, does not tear or frill and
bearing au ofiicial dispatch ill liis mouth.
retains its sensitiveness as «ell as
The night of the battle of Malvern Hill,
glass plates. We date every pack
June 1, 1862, was a very dark aud rainy
one. Tho command to which Rudolph be
age and customers can thus make
longed went iuto camp near White Oak
sure of getting film not over six
swamp. Late in the night he was aroused
months old when purchasing.
from sleep and ordered to report at ouce
to Captain Keenau.
“Corporal,” said he, “I am off on ini-
•» EASTMAN KODAK CO.,
jiortant duty, aud I want yoti and Privates
Murks, Jobson and Cox to go with me.
¿ODAKS
Leave your horses and arms, except your
Uochester, N. Y.
tu $IOO.
pistols, iu charge of the orderly sergeant.” Ca fa tog* e free.
In a few minutes all were ready for the
start. Captain Keenan told the men that
they were about to take great chances,
ami there was considerable doubt whether
Cor
Cor ••
good digustion wait on
they would return alive. He Lad a dis
Cot’
appetite,
patch for General McClellan which must
Coti
Coti
And health on both "
be delivered as soon as possible on board
Colf_________________________ ____ _ ___
the gunboat Galena, lying in the Janus
Cottolene ¡Cottoìene ¡Cottotene Coltolene Cottolene
river just below Turkey bend. He said:
Cottolene Cottolepe Qouolene Cottolene jCottoiene
“We have the advantage of knowing the
'"ene
K
lo assure both the above ends, lene
country and just where the gunboat lies,
lene
\
good,
wholesome,
palatable
food
is
but since we picketed there this morning
lene
? demanded. It is next to impossible lene
the Confederate lines have closed in, and
lene
c
to
present
a
sufficient
variety
of
appe
we must go through them in order to de
K tizing bills of fare for our meals witli- lene
liver the dispatch.” Then, after urging
|ene
i out a liberal allowance of pastry and ¡ene
the utmost caution, he led the way into
|ene
>
other
food
in
which
shortening
is
the woods.
>ene
r required.
How to make crisp, jene
After tramping about 1% miles they
i healthful, digestible pastry has iene
came upon the pickets, but so quietly that
S puzzled the cooks. A difficulty in >eue
their presence was not discovered. Mak
) all good cooking in the past has been Pene
ing a circuit, they passed around the pick
•eoe
c lard. Always fickle, never uniform, rene
ets as well as the reserve, who were seen
[cne
(
most
unwholesome
—
lard
has
always
standing about a fire. Reaching the brink
S been the bane of the cook and the Jene
of the river, they found themselves direct
hne
> obstacle to ‘-good digestion.”
ly opposite the gunboat, whose lights wi re
^ene
discernible alsuit £06 yard» hwhv
As it
CuUvSenc coilulcac^^uuuicnc <ollvlcuc ¡Coltuieue
was too far to call, and there were uc.
Cottolene Cottolene Cottulene Cottolene Cotioleno
means of signaling, Rudolph volunteered
to swim out to the vessel. He stripped off
his clothing, took the dispatch in his teeth
aud waded out about 80 yards before the
water became deep enough to swim. Be
fore he swam 10 yards he was challenged
Cottulene Cottolene Cottolene Cottolene Cottolene
and almost, immediately fired upon. He
Cottolene ‘Cottolene Cottolene Cottolene Cottolene
G ’<
belli lip lhe dispatch aud shouted, “A
Cot i cotiies now into popular
friend!” The picket boat of the Galena
Cot i
came at once alongside, and he was pulled
Coti favor as tlie new shorten
Cot,
in. He showed the dispatch, and the boat
Cot, ing—better than even the
men rowed over to the gunboat, where ht
Cot, best of lard with none of
delivered the dispatch to General McClel
Cot,
Cot, lard's objectionable quali
lan in person.
Cot.
“I told him,’’said Rudolph, “whereour
And
Cut ties.
captain was and how he had got down to
Cut
&
the river. He thanked me warmly and
i
told me to give his compliments to ths
Cut
captain, and then inquired if we could get
Cot’ comes attended by both
Cot'
back the same way we came and take an
Cot'
■ APPETITE ANO HEALTH
answer to the dispatch. I replied I thought
Cott
we could. He then went away to write
Coti Grocers sell it all about.
Cot i
REFUSE ALL SUBSTITUTES.
the answer, and while he was gone one ol
Coti,__ ____________ ___________________ _
the officers gaive me a dram to take off ths
Cctoienr Cottolene Cottolene Cottolene Cottolene
Cotclene Cottolene Cottolene Cottolene ¡Cottolene
night chill. In less than five minutes the
general returned to the deck aud gave me
\
Made only by
a dispatch and a note for the captain, say
S H. K. FAIRBANK A CO.
iug. ‘Beas careful as you possibly can,
/
ST LOUIS and
furl wouldn’t have that dispatch fall into
the hands of the enemy for all the world.’
“I was rowed to within 20 yards of the
shore and soou found my companions.
The captain almost bugged me when we
met and he found out that everything was
all right. YVe returned by the same route
to our camp, which we reached within
three hours from the time we left it.
Here the captain mounted his horse and
galloped away to deliver the dispatch—to
whom 1 never knew.”—Philadelphia Rec
ord.
CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT V For a
ani* Mn
opinion, write to
Mike Kelly’s Nerve.
I’l t > N &• <’<>., who have had nearly fifty years*
experience tn the patent business. Communlca-»
Mr. Conant of the Boston Baseball club
tions strictly confidential. A Ilitndbook ui it»-
tells a new story of King Kelly. “ You all
loituation concerning Putents and bow to oh-
tain them sent tree. Also a ratnlogue of uxechao-
know,” said he, “that Kelly was the man
icHi and scientific books sent free.
Patents taken tbrongh Munn & Co. receive
who got Stivetts aud McCarthy for us
apeciai
notice in.the SclriHilir A met ¡can, and
from the St. Louis club. That was during
thus are brought widely bet.ire the pnbilo with
out cost to the invoDtor. This splendid paper
the fight between the Association and
iMued weekly, elegant ly illustrated, baa by to the
the League. We got Kelly not long before
tarnest circulation ot auy scientific work in tue
from the Cincinnati Association club, and
wtn‘
San‘P*e copies sent free.
Building Edition monthly,
<o a year. Single
ba knew we wanted Stivetts and McCar
copiu.',
cents. Every number contains beau
tiful
plates,
tn
colors,
and pifotouraphs of uew
thy. One evening whila the St. Ij>uis
houses, with plans, enabling builders to show the
club was in Boston the door bell at my
lat^<Jl
nnd 8«cure contracts. Address
MLNN &. CO., N ew koiiK, 3<>1 B roadway .
residence rang. The girl went to the door
and found three men standing there. One
of them inquired:
“ ‘Is the boss inf’
YOUR FUTURE
“The girl wa3 rather taken aback, but
she replied, ‘Yes, he’s up stairs.’
“ ‘Well,’ said Kelly, for it was be who
was speaking, ‘you go down in the cellar
and get two bottles, then go up stairs and
tell the boss to come down.’
“The girl shut the door, came up to my
room and
™.’ me there was a crazy man
id told
down stairs. ‘He told me to go down
stairs aud get two bottles and then tell
you to come down.’
“ ‘W hat did,be look like?’ 1 inquired.
“She described him, and also told meof
the two men who uere witli him. ‘That’s
all right,’ said I. ‘Y’ou go down stairsaDd
get the two buttle».’ ’•
Which ?
COTTOLENE
COPYRIGHTS
The Origin of Satin.
The discovery of the principle of the
manufacture of satin was a pure accident.
The word “satin,” which originally was
applied to all silk stuffs, has since the last
century been used to designate simply
those tissues which only present« lustrous
surfaoe. The discovery was made by a
silk weaver named Octavio Mai. During
n dull period of business one day he was
pacing before his loom, not knowing how
to give a new impulse to his trade.
As he passed the machine each time lie
pulled short threads from the warp, and
following an old habit put them into his
mouth and rolled them about, soon after
spitting them upon the floor. 1-ater he
discovered a little ball of silk upon the
floor of his shop aud was astonished at
the brilliancy of the threads. He repeated
the experiment and eventually employed
various mucilaginous preparations and
succeeded in giving satin to the world.—
Philadelphia Press.
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