c I KAY & TODD. THIRD STREET. MCMINNVILLE A,arningg of Author«. t is stated that for the serial rights of reamire Island” R. L. .Stevenson receiv­ ed about £120. Ten times that amount THEY SOMETIMES SAY THINGS WHICH wouid not purchase a tale of equal length ARE VERY FUNNY. from bis pen today. For the serial rights ■ir~- You cannot X of “She” II Rider Haggard got £300, and J" ■ M hope to be well® a similar amount was paid to Hall Caine Lack of Confident e In the Trustwortliiue** for “The Deemster.” For short stories of Newspaper*—The Barber Long Looked Rudyard Kipling is still first, though J. 1 i you are troubled with^ For—Talesmen TV ho Didn't Know Public M. Barrie is running him close, and it is predicted will take the lead. Men and Places. But the totals for both book and serial I or In the New York courts iguoranco and rights received by novelists today are far stupidity occasionally appear to 1«, the below the princely sums that were paid I «ZÌyour blood is bad. A tew bottles ot H. S. S- willy tharacteristics chiefly sought after nmong to Scott, George Eliot, Dickens, Thacke­ The examination of talesmen, ray, Reade and Wilkie Collins For “Hom- ^thoroughly cleanse the system, remove all irn-Jg jurors. ola” George Eliot received £7,000 and ^¡purities and build you up- AU manner ot biem-Z especially in murder cases, is usually ex reedingly tedious, but nt times flashes of might have had £3,000 more but for her wit or instances of brilliant dullness illu­ conscientious regard for art. As there ere ®bv its U m -, it I» the best blood remedy on earth.® mine the proceedings. Even men who in many versions of that famous transaction, the ordinary affairs of life show great in­ we may give the facts y'j hot. and who have used ft -ay so. This novelist GL ■* M , t !.. , 1 nadlv p *. -n 1 Iv.t yr-er. win. 1« ea:»es mailed free. n Of this arrangement she did not ap­ SW1H srt.< 1H<’ co., AtUnU.Ga. / them by the stenographer, they would ac­ cuse him of the grossest incompetence. prove, and all the arguments of her friends Certain stupid answer* are given again could not overcome her objections. Final­ and again At regular intervals crops up ly she threw £8,000 off the price to carry the man who says that be would take the her point, a rare instance of self sacrifice evidence from the law , or the law from f<>r the sake of art. Lord Beaconsfield, it the evidence, or the ei idence from the nhould bo mentioned, received princely court, or the evidence from the prisoner’s i terms for “Endymiou.” counsel Here Is a variation of that form “He wanted money,” writes Mr. Froude of genial misinformation in his biography of Beaconsfield in the "How would you determine the case if “Queen’s Prime Minister’s Series,” “and selected*” asked a lawyer in general ses­ it brought him £10,000.”—Publishers’ Cir­ sions. cular. "1 would take tue law from tLn evi­ Nutriments. dence, and if there was any reasonable I doubt I would render a verdict.” This PlCTOf"^ All nutriments consist of two leading seemed clear and straightforward enough, elements—carbonates and nitrates. The but the man was excused former answers to charcoal, which when “Would you take the law from the burned throws out heat. Oil, butter, fat court, or would you settle it for your­ meat and sugar belong to the carbonates self' ’ Recorder Smyth asked a talesman. or heating foods. In a hundred parts of "Oh, I would hear what the court had oil there are nearly a hundred parts of car­ tu say, and then would make lip my bon or warmth. It is the same with sag mind,” came the answer coolly ami al ar. Hence in cold weather our system de­ must patronizingly mands more fats and sweets than in sum The spectators thought that tho rash mer. AND AIL man would be committed to th« Tombs The nitrogenous foods make muscles and tor contempt of court, but th« recorder, impart strength. Rice, beans, potatoes, j the line» of his face growing tense, oaliuly wheat, corn, oats, i>eef, etc., belong to asked, after a pause: this class. ¡Some of these have also a large "What did youtaiy your business was?” proportion of the carbonaceous elements. ‘‘Cloakmaking ’ Wheaten gTits, crushed wheat and gra­ "Well, you would better go and attend ham bread have all the elements needed to it for the rest of the term” That was to give warmth and strength to the body and would keep it in strength and vigor all. Some jurors nave a delightful lack of even if nothing else were eaten for months The Uuickeat to Chica­ confidence tn the trustworthiness of news­ together. In Scotland, we are told, whole paper reports. In a murder trial every families make their entire breakfast go and the East. mail examined is asked 11 he has read throughout the year on oatmeal porridge. about the case. Sometimes he answers tn White beans Lave 67 per cent of nutri­ (luicker to Omaha and this strain: "Yes, but I never believe any­ ment and should be eaten more than they thing 1 read in the newspapers. 1 place are. In selecting from the meats beef will Kansas City. uo credence in newspaper reports.” This be found tu be the cheapest and most is geuerully said breezily, blit the reply is wholesome. Good steak contains 35 per Pullman And Tourist Sloepars, not regarded by the court as a sign of cent of nutriment—19 of nitrogen and 11 Free Rocllning Chair Cftrfl, uverintelligei.ee nor is that not uncom­ of carbon—^2 per cent is brain feeding ma­ Dining Cars. mon one, "What I read makes no iinpres- terial, called phosphates. Wo might con­ 8. H, II CLARK, tinue the list indefinitely, but it will be I stun on me. ” - Receivers OLIVER W MINK There is a mistaken idea that a man well for every housew ife to search out the I FLIER Y ANDERSON ) who has read anything about a crime cau- fa ets uixi give the subject careful study.— For ftstes or general information call on ur *6 i not serve on the jury which tries the ac- Exchange. rtrees I cased man. Thu law distinctly says that U . II III ill Hl H i\ Carlyle aud His Pipe. even if ha has made up his mind on the Asst. Gen. P ma . Agt I can see him now in an old brown dress­ question of guilt be may still make a sat­ WAI Washington St ,COT 3d PORTLAND, OR isfactory juror under certain conditions. ing gown, seated on a footstool on the Tho man need not even say he knows hearth rug, close to the fireplace iu the that he would not be influenced by tho little parlor, sending most deftly up the opinion, but merely that he believes he chimney whuffs from a long clay pipe, so would not be. There are dozens of cases that the room might not be odorous of to­ VIA in which the courts have held a juror to bacco smoke. I can hear him between the whiffs, be competent even if ho had read about the crime and had formed an opinion which served as commas and coloua— which it would take evidence to remove, there was never a full stop—pouring forth OF THE provided that he agreed to decide only on In the strongest possible of Scotch accents the evidence and regardless of that former an oral latter (lay pamphlet, contrasting Cromwell and his Puritans with contem­ impression. —— i -------------- --- — At the same time, this principle of law porary English politicians and the multi Expreae Trama Leave Portland Dally l»toa large extent nullified, because coun­ tudes whom they were leading by the nose sel generally peremptorily challenges such to the abyss. I see Mrs. Carlyle, with head bent and a man. The judge, however, recognizes ---------- ŒVP----------------------- ÀfutiVT Portland «:15 P M | Ssn Francisco 1” i’- A M that the best juror of all is often the man one hand covering her face, listening in E'.n Prani-ls o . I’ M is-.tlsu.l - - 'AM who frankly acknowledges that he lias silence. She had heard it all so often be­ read all about tho case and has formed an fore, poor lady, and knew bow little would Above train -(. |. at «II stations trom Portland to opinion, but nevertheless can give an im­ come of it. I can hear her, when Carlyle’s denuncia­ Albany inclusive Alto Tangent. Shedds. lisi- partial verdict on the evidence. sey, Harrisburg. Junction City Irving. Eugene tions of the present became terribly fierce, Jn a trial in general sessions which at and all nail ?us from Roseburg to Ashland lucln- make the considerate appeal: "Don’t bean tracted much attention the name of a bar alve. her was drawn from the wheel of fortune gry with Mr. Esplnasse. He is not to H.rael.urg Tlall Dully. by tho clerk. One of the questions asked blame,” or, before the pipe had lieen sub­ LEAVF ARRIVE :■ 50 P M him was whether be bad formed an opin­ stituted for the teacup: “My dear, yourtea Portland .»30AM H.>~«i.iiru 4 30PM ion about the prisoner's guilt aud ex­ is getting quite cold. That ¡3 the way RoW'burg 7:00 AM ! Portland.... with reformers ’’ Then perhaps the wild pressed it to his customers. "X bad au opinion,” was the answer, tempest of words wonl> p m. Origin of the Ciiristuias Tree. ( has 1 B mbam Pastoi or Asbury Park?” The old Teutonic and Saxon races tn “ No, »lr. I never met either, ’ was the MtTHunisr ErucoraL'-Services every central and northern Europe before the in­ Sabbath ll <»>s ui and 7 3>* p m. Sunday grave reply troduction and spread of Christianity Lad Another talesu.au in the same case was scbuul *J 30 a in. Braver meeting 7 00 p a great veneration for trees. They would asked the usual question, “Du you object iu. Thursday. S E Maxi.suxa. Pastor never willingly damage them. Under large C cmb Putesvrttii i.s- Service»every Sab­ u> capital punishment? trees, especially old oaks, the great coun­ bath 11 <»> a in ami 7 30 p. m Sunday “No, sir, not at all ” The tones were school 9 30 a. ru. Y P C. L' Sunday 6 Ji* su cheerful and the man s sir »** com­ cils were held and judgment given, and p iu. Prayer meeting Thursday, 7 30 p ui. placent that Mr. Jerome quickly asked, the graves of this people were found in groves, they always being buried under \V H. Jojixs, Pastor “What did you say your business was?” the roots of a tree. This all was a result CRRiartAX-Services every Sabbath 11 to “I’m in the slaughtering business.” of the superstition that their gods lived in a iu and 1 ■' j m Sunday h<>ol 1" Aud the man smiled at the grim joke. a m Young people s meeting at 6 30 p. m. Mr Jerome could not object to him too those trees. In the linden tree. Berchta H. A. 1* isls , i'astor. dwelt—a benign spirit who took charge quickly—New York Tribune. of the babies and rocked their cradles when Sr J ami * C athoik —First st., between G aud H Sunday school 2 30 p m Ves­ the nurses fell asleep; in the oak Donar. A Good Reason. per» 7 3o. Services once a month the thunder god; in the willows all Bort» Judge Jeremiah Black for a long time of spirits, tu the elder trees the dwarfs. Y? K. Hoo.is, i’astor ■wore a black wig On one occasion, hav­ Whenever the festivals of these god» were SECRET ORDERS. ing donned a uew one, he met Senator Bay­ celebrated, their trees were decorated with Kaowtx» caarrxa No. 12. 0 E S-Meets a ard of Delaware, who thus accosted him: Masonic hall the flr.l »nJ third Mvn.lsv «vente» ■’Why, Black, how young you look! You lights, wreaths and questeu (tassels), aud offerings were hung ip the branches,which, lu each month Visiting members wrdially in are not so gray as I am, and you must be however, were plundered again when the vlkd MRS O O HODSUb, Sec $0 years older.’’ "Humph!’’ replied the MRS H U HEATH. W M festival was over, the gods being supposed Your hair comes CV» txb P obt S o 9— Meets the wcond and fourth judge, "good reason only to appropriate the best.—Sunday Saturday of each month :n Union ball at 7 an by descent, and I got mine by purchase ' School Times. f>. m AU members of tho order are cordiali'* —Green Bag. nvlted to attend our meeting« L. S. D owmso . Commander A Heated Argument. An Odd Fact. B P. C lcbini Adjt A man who was charged with assaulting One of the strange things in life is the bis wife pleaded that be had ouly had a YV. C T. U.—Meets on every Fri­ fact that there are actors getting ioUU a heated argument with her It afterward w eek for doing foolish things on the stage d.»v, in Wright’» hxll at 3 o’clock p nì. which are constantly being done by people transpired that the "heated argument’’ £. T. L. at 3 p- tu Mas A. J. W hitmore , Pres. in private lite for nothing —Brooklyn Ea­ consisted of hi» beating his wife with a redbot poker—London Tit-Bit«. gle. C lara 0. E-iiox, 8eo y. a (j OO Cl Is What is the matter with Jones tonight? ^Thc low comedian gets liis laugh;! His manner la o Blood CLEARED AWAY STS Tickets SALT LAKE, DENVER, OMAHA. KANSAS CITY. CHICAGO, ST. LOUIT EASTERN CILIES. 1 2 The Remains of St. Catherine of Bologua Still Endure Intact. Chambers’ celebrated woik ou miracles, wonders, general oddities respecting man, curiosities of vegetable aud animal life, etc., which is arranged as a sort of calen­ dar and given the very inappropriate title of “The Book of Days,” has, through some odd mischance, entirely neglected to mention the miracle of tlie preservation of the relics of St. Catherine. The wonder­ ful story has been a theme of discussion among church folks the world over fur 206 or 300 years, yet the above mentioned work, which purports to give an account of everything out of the ordinary, whether vouched for or only reported, has entirely ignored the marvelous narrative, not even remotely alluding to it. ThaSt. Catherineiu question was known in lifoas well as alter her death as "St. Catherine of Bologna.” Her remains are low enshrined iu a church bearing her uame ill the city mentioned above, the relics having remained iu their present position for upw ard of 300 years. She sits bolt upright in a chidr, her features and form somewhat shrunken, the skin of the face and bands badly discolored—in fact, almost black—yet her mortal remains are not in the least decayed, it appearing, even to the unbeliever, tbat the fates Lave de­ cided to keep her holy body uncorrupted and her form intact until the great day of reckoning. The editor of this article is not a Catholic, nor yet the son of a C’ath olie, and was never to his knowledge with­ in the walls of a church belonging to that great denomination. Yet facts are facts, and as such are deserving of record, espe­ cially in a department of this character, which is entirely given lip to discussing the itiiiisiial and unnatural sides of every­ thing. The accommodating priest in at­ tendance at the shrine of St. Catherine will, if requested, expose the arm of the mummified saint to the elbow, and mov­ ing it back and forth prove to yuur won­ der and astonishment that the joints are as flexible as they Were when the good woman trod the streets of the ancient Ital­ ian cities 800 years ago. When Piux IX was pupe, be frequently visited the shrine of St. Catherine, and while making such visits never failed to say mass while in the presence of the miraculously preserved re­ mains. On one occasion, while testing the flexibility of her joints, he raised her hand to the level of her load, then replacing it in her lap remarked, "Fui uiinis audax” (I was too bold).—St. Louis Republic. Listen! They’re in n lierfect ruarl (The low comedian gels Ids laugh;) bhoullug and clapping anil warning more— There’s .. laugh he never has got before! iliow funny the people think him!) BOILS, ULCERS PIMPLES, SORES | A WONDERFUL CORPSE. EVER SO FUNNY. E ssential * health ! What's that? A paper—“Notice,** eh? (The low comedian gets liis laugh;) “Death cf a child—run over today— Father on actor?** Celon with the play I (flow funny lire people think liim!) Songs of a Strolling I'layer,’* It. G. Legge. A Family of Wild lloara. YToung wild bears are far prettier than might be expected from the rather forbid­ ding appearance of their parents. Their bodies are slim and elegant, their snouts fine, their ears short and their legsand feet almost as finely shaped us those of a young antelope. Their color is u bright fawn or a rich tan, with longitudinal stripes like those on a tabby kitten, and in place of the thick bristles of the older pigs their bodies are covered with a long and thick coat of rough hair. Family life in the wild boars’ quarters is harmonious and amusing. For the first month the lit­ tle orange striped pigs depend on their mother for food and take no notice either of visitors or each other. Each roams about by itself in the most independent fashion or drops down to sleep on its stomach, with its legs stretched straight out before and behind, like a Reeling elephant in miniature. Later, when they have to be satisfied with the food provided in the troughs, they become the most amusing and importunate beg­ gars in the Zoo, the old sow and boar set ting the example, well supported by the little pigs. The whole family stand up­ right ou their bind legs in a row, like her­ aldic pigs supporting a coat of arms, with their fore feet against the rails, and squeak, grunt and even climb the wire netting for contributions.— London Spec­ tator. A Word to Young Men. One of the meanest things a young man can do is to monopolize the time and at­ tention of a young girl for ts year or raore without any definite object and to lhe ex­ clusion of other gentlemen, who, suppos­ ing him to have matrimonial intentions, absent themselves from her society. This selfish, “dog in the manger” way of pro­ ceeding should be discountenanced aud forbidden by all parents and guardians. Ir prevents the reception of eligible of fers of marriage and fastens upon the youug lady, when the acquaintance is finally dissolved, the unenviable and un­ merited appellation of “flirt.” Let all your dealings with women, young man, be frank, honest and nuble. That many whose education and position iu life would warrant cur looking for bet­ ter things are culpably criminal ou these points is no excuse for your shortcomings That woman Is often injured or wronged through her holiest feelings adds but a blacker dye to your meanness.—New York Ledger. r>ÆVMrr<> CIlKîACiO The Shasta Roule n ? pm ■ coMPm The Right Man. Employer—Well, have you round that Mr. Smith who owes that bill? Clerk—No, sir. There aiu any number of Smiths in that house, and not one ac­ knowledges himself our debtor. One of them went so far as to kick me out. Employer--Just go to him again. I’m sure he s our man - London Million. A Costly Joke. Au English ventriloquist recently beat a handbag, at the same time mimicking the cries of a dug. A sympathetic man rushed up and gave the mau a thrashing. The ventriloquist sued him for damages, but the case was decided against him, on the ground that the dug champion acted iu good faith.—London Letter. LOCAL DIRECTORY The Tag’s Parlor. English underservants, who are always excluded from the housekeeper’s room, re­ fer to this sacred spot as "the pug’s par­ lor.” It strikes one as being an exceed ingly appropriate name, conjuring up to cue’s imagination the complacent house­ keeper, sleek butler and "genteel” ladies’ maids. —Exchange. The soldier is the best fed individual of his class iu Europe. The British soldier receives for his daily ration 16 ounces of bread, 12 of meat, 2 of rice, 8 of dried vegetables. 16 of potatoes, and once a week he receives 2 ounces of salt, 4 of coffee and 9 of sugar. The war of the Spanish succession cost the British taxpayers £¿3,000,000; the sev­ en years’ war, £58,000,600; the American war of 1776, £116,000,000; the Napoleonic wars, £620,1*00,000; the Crimean war, £39,000,000. "Do you think that the lady who is moving in above you is nice?” "Oh, dear, yes! Why, she noticed that baby had two teeth before »he had been in the house two hours!" When the king of Siam is dressed in bis official regalia be looks like a jewelry ex­ hibit The gem» on his bat alone are worth 61,000,000. 1 Th« farmers and stock raisers of this country produce 80 per cent of the world's grain supply and 33 per cent of its meat. I George Eliot’s Face. Au English woman writer says it is to be feared that posterity will never know exactly what was the living aspect of George Eliot’s face. Ouly a very great painter could have seized at once the out­ line aud something of the varying expres­ sion, and her reluctance to have her por- trait taken, her piivate person made to a certain extent public propetry in that way, has deprived us of any such memorial. Future generations will Lave to draw on their imagination to conceive a face, cast in the massive mold of Savonarola, but spare and spiritualized into a closer brotherhood with the other Florentine of the Ditina Commedia. The features might be too large and rugged for womanly beauty, but when the pale face was tiuged with a faint hush of tenderness or animation, when the wonderful eyes were lighted up with eager passion and the mouth melted into curves of unutterable sweetness, the soul itself seemed to shiue through its framework with a radiance of almost unearthly pow­ er, so that a stranger seeing her for the first time asked why he had never been told she was so beautiful. A Bit of Chalk. Did you ever microscopically examiue a tiny bit of powder scraped from a piece of common chalk? “If you never did,” as the philosopher told the boatman in the oft reprated story, “you have lost at least one- th d of your life. ” Not one person in 10,000 has the least idea of the number and curious form* of the minute shells that can thus be brought into plain view. The largest of these shells is not more than the one three-thousandths of an inch in length, yet they are as perfect asthepearly titans of the beach that axe large enough to hold a half gallon of water and which, when empty, roar like a cyclone. Some are shaped like squids and cuttlefishes, others like "sand dollars” or sea urchins, but by far the larger majority will remind you of sea shells that you have seen at one time or another. One very common form of these infinitesimal structures is shaped exactly like the common conch shell, but it has been estimated that at the least cal­ culation it is 2,000,1*60 times smaller. A careful examination of different sam­ ples of any one specimen of chalk will gen­ erally show that there are from 806 to 560 species of minute shells in every conceiva­ ble shape and form, the very niinutest specks among them being as curiously and wonderou.sly made as those of larger cali­ ber.—St. Louis Republic. Wilerein Throats Differ. An east end gentleman Lad occasion to consult a throat specialist the other day When he entered the doctor’s office, ho found that worthy puffing away at a ciga­ rette. After au examination the doctor asked,"You smoke cigarettes, don’t you?” “Yes, sir,” replied the patient. “Well, that’s a horrible liabit—mott injurious to yotir throat, and you’ll have to stop it im­ mediately,” the doctor declared. "But, doctor, I saw you smoking one when I came in,” ventured th«patient. “Ahem,” coughed the doctor, slightly confused, "I was. but I don’t care about my throat. It’s much worse than many people’3 who come to me.”—Pittsburg Dispatch. DININ 1 CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. What the Passengers on a Michigan lioiid Saw and Heard. Coming over on the Michigan Central a tall, line appearing man and a handsome­ ly dressed, relined looking woman were seated just in front of a plainly dressed, sweet faced old lady about 70 years old. Every little while the mau would turn ami address a remark to the elder woman, and her eyes would glow with pride, for he was her sou, and though his wife did not seem overcordial—perhaps she was not proud of the old lady—yet she would deign to drop a word or two once iu awhile. Finally the son turned, as the porter in­ formed him of the dining car in the rear, and said: “Well, mother, Emma and 1 will go now and get our dinner. Y’ou know she needs a good warm dinner. Y’ou have brought youi- lunch, I see. I will send you in a good cup of hot tea.” And the couple rose and passed into the dining car. Aftei' they had left, “mother” sat look­ ing out of the window afid appeared to be deep in thought; not overbappy perhaps. Finally she reached under the seat and brought up the little woruout black bas­ ket “son” Lad noticed and held it ou her lap, fingering the ribbon it was tied with in a thoughtful way. Just as »lie opened it the train stopped at a station. The door was »uddeuly flung open, aud a cheery faced, handsome blond stepped iu. lie appeareil to be looking eagerly for some one. Finally his glance fell on the little old lady. "Mother!” he cried ilia delighted voice. “My John; my John!” And the two were clasped in a loving embrace bo genu­ ine as to cause tears to rise in the eyes of one of the passengers, aud the rest looked on in an interested manner. “Where are Frank and Emma?” he in­ quired. “They have gone into the dining car. Emma isn’t well, you know, and Las to have a good, hot dinner.” She repeated this in an apologetic way, for she saw a look in John's eyes that she did not fail to read, and Frank—was lie not her son too? “But you didn’t wish any dinner, 1 suppose.” And his eyes fell on tlie little basket. He saw it all at a glance, but be must uot hurt his mother’s feelings thus. “And are you not glad to see me? Are you not surprised? 1 found I could join you here instead of waiting until you got to Chicago. And now tell me, dear heart, isn’t this dear little basket the same one that Frank and 1 took our lunch in to school? 1 thought so,” as a smile rose other food in which shortening is the woods. >ene r required. How to make crisp, jene After tramping about 1% miles they i healthful, digestible pastry has iene came upon the pickets, but so quietly that S puzzled the cooks. A difficulty in >eue their presence was not discovered. Mak­ ) all good cooking in the past has been Pene ing a circuit, they passed around the pick •eoe c lard. Always fickle, never uniform, rene ets as well as the reserve, who were seen [cne ( most unwholesome — lard has always standing about a fire. Reaching the brink S been the bane of the cook and the Jene of the river, they found themselves direct­ hne > obstacle to ‘-good digestion.” ly opposite the gunboat, whose lights wi re ^ene discernible alsuit £06 yard» hwhv As it CuUvSenc coilulcac^^uuuicnc N &• <’<>., who have had nearly fifty years* experience tn the patent business. Communlca-» Mr. Conant of the Boston Baseball club tions strictly confidential. A Ilitndbook ui it»- tells a new story of King Kelly. “ You all loituation concerning Putents and bow to oh- tain them sent tree. Also a ratnlogue of uxechao- know,” said he, “that Kelly was the man icHi and scientific books sent free. Patents taken tbrongh Munn & Co. receive who got Stivetts aud McCarthy for us apeciai notice in.the SclriHilir A met ¡can, and from the St. Louis club. That was during thus are brought widely bet.ire the pnbilo with­ out cost to the invoDtor. This splendid paper the fight between the Association and iMued weekly, elegant ly illustrated, baa by to the the League. We got Kelly not long before tarnest circulation ot auy scientific work in tue from the Cincinnati Association club, and wtn‘ San‘P*e copies sent free. Building Edition monthly, uis houses, with plans, enabling builders to show the club was in Boston the door bell at my lat^1 B roadway . residence rang. The girl went to the door and found three men standing there. One of them inquired: “ ‘Is the boss inf’ YOUR FUTURE “The girl wa3 rather taken aback, but she replied, ‘Yes, he’s up stairs.’ “ ‘Well,’ said Kelly, for it was be who was speaking, ‘you go down in the cellar and get two bottles, then go up stairs and tell the boss to come down.’ “The girl shut the door, came up to my room and ™.’ me there was a crazy man id told down stairs. ‘He told me to go down stairs aud get two bottles and then tell you to come down.’ “ ‘W hat did,be look like?’ 1 inquired. “She described him, and also told meof the two men who uere witli him. ‘That’s all right,’ said I. ‘Y’ou go down stairsaDd get the two buttle».’ ’• Which ? COTTOLENE COPYRIGHTS The Origin of Satin. The discovery of the principle of the manufacture of satin was a pure accident. The word “satin,” which originally was applied to all silk stuffs, has since the last century been used to designate simply those tissues which only present« lustrous surfaoe. The discovery was made by a silk weaver named Octavio Mai. During n dull period of business one day he was pacing before his loom, not knowing how to give a new impulse to his trade. As he passed the machine each time lie pulled short threads from the warp, and following an old habit put them into his mouth and rolled them about, soon after spitting them upon the floor. 1-ater he discovered a little ball of silk upon the floor of his shop aud was astonished at the brilliancy of the threads. He repeated the experiment and eventually employed various mucilaginous preparations and succeeded in giving satin to the world.— Philadelphia Press. IS IN YOUR OWN HAND. Palmistry assume® to tell what the Hues in you» hand indicate. It will aruu6e you. if nothing more. The above diagram almost explains itfeif. The length of the LINE OF LIFE indicates probable age to which you will live. Each BKACKLET advee you thirty years. 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Magazine, send for a specimen copy A large OU A D» A piece of property in the business center RANGLE mean« hones’-? • & large TRIANGLE, of Chicago has been leased for 99 years at generosity: loner FIRST DIVISION OF J HUMB, strong wili; LONG SECOND DIVISION, reason­ a rental that establishes the value of the ing touhy. The MOI N’T OF J J PITER betokens land at (127 a square foot today, 4145 a ambition: that of SAI l RN, pmd; n~c : feSUN, foot alter 1901 and *169 a square foot aft­ i ioveotsplendm . MAHS eourage; MOON, iniagina- tiou , VENUS, love of pleasure : ami MERCURY» er 1906. This is reputed to be the highest 1 Intelligence Take our advice as above and you valuation of Chicago land yet established- will be s'.ire lo possess the tost aud most valuabU —Chicago Tribune. _ j