Yamhill reporter., January 24, 1884, Image 7

|¡ss Lirnpip’s Lovers.
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I'n-vloiweveulng, and had not h.^n able to
"so earlier. As he betrayed, nevertheless,
» «-itain hesitation iu his manner, she led
the conversation, and askrd him whether he
"ill enjoyed Lady Carnabv'a ball. He lia I
he Mild, pretty well; and then ensued a pause!
uuruig which Horace ratherawkwardly took
a »eat at Lydia’s side on uu ottoman uud
gazed at tlie , ar]>et.
Mr. Freake was not
altogether stupid, but even wits often become
rather dull when they are meditating an ini-
moluite proposal; and the situation i.< so try­
ing to almost every man who finds himself
In it, that it amply excuses the exhibition of
a little uneasiness uud nervousness. Mr.
Freake certainly was nervous, but he sooti
recovered himself.
our father is at the meetiir;, I suppose
I'citt you feel it very dull Uli by yourself
here, Miss Lirripip. ’
'I Hi no! I hate been singing; and all dav
l nave been painting."
"Hut dull, 1 mean, without society! I know
tnat 1 do, and I have much more society I
susptyt, than you have. Unless I go out, the
evenings, 1 find, piiss very slowly. I cannot
get the excitement of work, for, of course,
one can’t point by artificial light; and if 1
li'Lk
* gl'ut'‘'ally g,J to ***** over *ny
[Chamber»’ Journal ]
h*’ •"« It,
Lirripip hu'l a pretty face ate I flee
h’r '• <
,, year, not to »peak of ex[«-etu-
H a Pretty faces are common enough,
KI in tin**' days of agricultural <k |»res-
KT^jd stagnant trade; but a girl with five
Kiu^ah'l a year and a pretty face into the
is a positive phenomenon, and, as
Kb ca» not fail 10 ,M‘ K’^atly admired by a
Kober of more or less eligible» young men
Krb a taste for beauty of the must substan-
Klkin'I. Even middle-aged bachelors uwoky
Knitbeir habitual indifference when, on
KDrr introduced to a lovely damsel of two-
twenty, they are conscious that th * pos-
K-01- of a considerable fortune stands !«•-
K-thein; for flit hough money is the root <,f
Kevil, it is a root which most jH>ople very
Kllinglv undertake the risk of cultivating.
■Sin'c Lydia Lirripip was thus beautiful
Kd thus rich, it is not surprising that she
Kt not only admirers—men who dared to
Kfauncertain things; but lovers, too—men
■bo had the presumption to hope. It is true
Lt Lydia encouraged none of them, for she
K| quite satisfied to Hve at home with her
Kh«rr Gen Lirripip, in Bruton street
"I think that you must be difficult to
Ltvenor square, and to ride in Rotten Row , please, Mr. Freake. You have a lovely studio,
■tbe morning and to drive inthepark in and you ought always to l>e able to amuse
L afternoon. But, fortunately, young men yourself among such beautiful things os you
"o-d.
rounti. I I,)!!"! require encouragement;nay, in oer-
have in your house.”
Kin affairs the less encouragement they re­
7 Pr^
“No! I don’t think that I am difficult to
1 '“'litar. I live the greater their persistency becomes; please, Miss Lirripip, for I know exactly
«fei ,4
Ld considering that healthily constituted wliat I want The fact is that a bachelor’s
King women seldom, if ever, give any en- existence is not suited for a man of my feel­
«Mitili
turageinent to young men, the persistency ings and sympathies. I live wrapped up in
ie to retij.
g these lai ter in the face ot alarming diffi- my selfishness, and feel my heart growing
'Mil of,
talties is a matter on which all of us may colder and colder every day. I have beauti­
two, i
Jeartily <•» ngratulate ourselves. Indeed, but ful things in my house, but they don’t satisfy
'«Ke. after
lrthe persistency who knows whether the me. I want living beauty—something which
“s# à.
borld would go round/
I may really care for and do for—something
»“Koiuem
I [t was the height of the London season, and which shall make my life complete. And
vrrtirji 4 Lydia Lirripip vent with her father one it was to talk to you about this, Miss Lir­
'pwtivtí.
kening to a great ball at the countess of ripip, that I came to see you this evening.”
8 PUH
farnaby’s. Everybody was there—everv-
Lv lia experienced a curious sensation
tee tie
|odv, that is, of rank and fashion—and ere which she had never felt before.
"I
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he had lieen in the brightly lighted rooms
“Y ou know, I suppose, Miss Lirripip,” he
hr five minutes Lydia was engaged for all continueil, “what 1 mean. You know that
“til th,
ne dances on the programme. Now, to most I [ since I first saw you, three or four years ago,
a» trat,
jf her partners she was only engaged for a I have loved you.” And Horace took Lydia's
**“■-. Md I
Ingle valse or polka, but, for old acquaint- unwilling hand. “Can you,” lie went on,
d tuaui-
nce’s sake, or for some other reason, she al- “learn to love me? Will you be my—”
1K knowt
>wed three gentlemen to take two dances
Ratatatattatattattat! There was a knock
liunlre]
acb. It was no doubt very indiscreet of her at the front door, and Lydia was greatly re­
' “1 t¿
d do so. But in one case at least it was also lie veil.
'll corp, I frery good-naturod of her, for she permitted
“Is somebody coming up?” asked Horace
rmii.a. I
fid Sir Pertinax Popinjay, who, as everyone anxiously. “Oh, I so much want to tell you
«“'kit I
ail.
Say you are not in. Send them away.
mew, was far too stiff and gouty to move
"cusió I [bout
proj>erly,
to
put
down
his But let me stay. Promise to let ine stay.”
'd tutte I lame for the only two sets of lan-
A voice, evidently Mr. Merton Murley’s,
1er. Lg| I ■(
Sir Pertinax was effusively grateful was now audible from below, the drawing­
'll tk# I Knd smiled his sweetest upon her as he room windows being open and the voice
east!» I ■eturneil her programme, and Lydia, inst-’ad being loud.
“It is Mr. Murley,” said Lydia. “I expect
Kf regretting her kindness, felt thoroughly
■awarded by seeing that she was giving pleas­ that he only wants me to give some message
ure to the grav-haired baronet, who. thirty for him to my father. He will not detain me.
K-ears before, had been a noted dandy, but But if I let you stay, you must not talk any
Bvho now struck her as being simpl v a prosy more as yon have been talking, Mr. Freake.”
At this moment there were footsteps on the
Kid fellow, whom very few girls would be
Bikely to dance with. Lydia’s other favored staircase, an I Horace, without another word,
fled
incontinently into the back drawing- i
Partners wm-e Mr. Horace Freake— a young
Krtist who had that year for the first time room and rapidly drew the curtains behind I
■exhibited at the Royal academy—and Mr. him so as to conceal himself from the new­
■Mri ton Murley, a man who had no profession comer, who immediately afterward was an- I
Band no occupation, and who, if he had a [ nounced.
Mr. Murley was not so nervous as Mr. i
■private income, derived it from it source not
Freake had been upon his first appearance.
generally known even to his friends.
He shook hands with Lydia in an easy and |
I In this world many strange coincidences
■happen. Two chemists have been known to light-hearted manner, paid her an airy com­
pliment, seated himself comfortably opposite I
■make exactly the same discovery on the same
her, and, without many preliminaries,
■day; and two astronomers have claimed to
revealed the object of his visit. “I know
■ catch sight of a new comet at almost the same
that your father is out, Miss Lirripip,” he
■ moment. It is not, therefore, incredible that,
said, “and I may as well confess at once that
■ while dancing these six dances with her three
1 have deliberately taken advantage of liis
■ favored partners, Lydia casually mentioned
Ito each of them that upon the following even- absence to come and see you upon a subject
which nearly concerns my happiness.
I
ling her father was going to take the chair at
should have spoken about it last night but
[the annual meeting of the Society for the
that
I
could
not
command
your
attention
| Encouragement of Cold-water Bathing on
save for a few minutes at a time. Now, how­
I the Continent; that she was not going, but
ever, we are safe from interruption.”
I would lie alone at home; that she wished that
“But, Mr. Murley,” said Lydia, “it would
I girls were able like men to amuse themselves;
be so much letter if you would call when my
and that she envied her partners their clubs,
father is in.”
their theatres, and their sociable smoking
“Oh, that is not important, my dear Miss
concerts. Nor is it incredible that, having Lirripip. It is a subject that may be settled
I heard this, Sir Pertinax Popinjay, Mr. Hor­ by you alone.”
ace Freake, and Mr. Merton Murley all made
“Please, Mr. Murley, do not tell me about
up their minds to call upon Miss Lirripip it now,” pleaded Lydia “The windows are
upon the following evening, and to make to open, you know, and there are servants about
her certain avowals, which, although they the house and—”
had long meditated them, they now felt im­
Katatatatatattattat!
pelled to make as soon as possible, and with­
This time Horace, as well as Lydia, was
out any’ unnecessary delay. What these greatly relieved; but Mr. Murley was furi­
avowals were may be guessed; but why’ the ous. “Let me see you to-morrow,” he said,
three gentlemen all determined at the same hastily.
time to make them is a question which can
“Yes! no! no!” returned Miss Lirripip,
not be explained, although the fact that thankful for any opportunity of getting rid
Lydia that evening looked even prettier than of him. “Good-by, Mr. Murley, good-by!”
usual may possibly have been one of the And the same servant who showed up Sir
causes of the extraordinary’ coincidence.
Pertinax Popinjay showed down Mr. Merton
Lydia little dreamed, when in the small Murley, who glared at the baronet With a
hours of the morning she dropped off to look which spoke volumes.
sleep, of what was hanging over her. Sir
“My dear Lydia,” said Sir Pertinax as he
iph
Pertinax had made no sign; Mr. Murley had offered both his hands to Miss Lirripip: “you
Illi
not been more attentive than had for some were really charming last night. I never saw
time been his wont ; and Mr. Freake had been such a perfect sylph in my life, and many
IT*
actually more dull and uninteresting than people agreed with me. You were the belle
nd
Miss Lirripip had ever seen him. She there­ of the room. There is no doubt about it.”
> is
“I'm sure it is very good of you, Sir Perti­
fore slept soundly, and was undisturbed by
yo
fears of the coming evening and its visitors. nax, to say so,” returned Lydia. “But I
ío-
thought
that the countess herself—”
The following day was wet. The general,
“Oh, the countass! She and you cannot be
who had lived for many years in India, and
to
had a liver which caused him to be somewhat mentioned together, my dear. Every one
irascible, shut himself up in his library and said so. And beside, the countess of course
lie
savagely studied the statistics of Cold-water is married. She has met her fate. Ha, ha!
m
Bathing: and Lydia, who could not go out, But you—you are still—my dear Miss Lydia.
d-
painted in her boudoir. The Lirripips dint'd I may be a fool, but, upon my honor, I have
at 5:30, to enable the general to get to the come here this evening with the determined
meeting ut 7:30; and as he had taken intention of asking you whether you will
no exercise during the day, and had have me. You know I worship the very
>■
been quite unable to master all the informa­ ground you stand on.” And, to Lydia's great
tion he required relative to the average of consternation, the old gentleman, ere she
it
cleanliness upon the continent, Lydia s could prevent him, gallantly knelt at her
father was not in the liest of tempers. “Sit feet, and took her hand, with the evident in-
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up for me,” he said; ‘‘I shall be in by 11:30.’ tion of pressing it to his lips.
“Do get up, please. Sir Pertinax,” said Miss
These were his last words, as, the carriage
t
having been announced, he hurried away Lirripip, forgetting for a moment that Hor­
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from the table, stopping for an instant at ace Freake was within hearing, but anxious
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Lydia’s side to kiss her hastily on the top of that the baronet should not make himself un­
I
the head. ' And Miss Lirripip was left alone necessarily ridiculous even to her. “You
in solitary grandeur, sitting atone end of the can talk just as well if you sit down: but
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dining-room. She did not stay there long, really you mustn't talk in that way. I don’t
want to be married; indeed, I don’t. You
but went to the drawing-room, whither she
bade the servant bring two candles, which know I like you very much, but I could not
but dimly lighted the large apartment. Then, possibly marry you.”
Sir Pertinax rose with dignity an 1 looked
taking her seat at the piano, Lydia began to
rather disappointed. “I had hoped, Lydia,
play and sing alternately.
that you liked me well enough even for a
Tha drawing-room at Bruton street was busban«I. What you say, however, may not
like many* other London drawing-rooms. It be final, because nothing can alter my regard
occupied the whole of the first floor of the for you, and perhaps in the future you may
house, save where in one corner the staircase
think better of me.”
ascended: and it was therefore L-shaped. the
“I could not think better of you than I do,
longer arm of the L having three windows returned Miss Lirripip feelingly, “and you do
looking out into the street, and the shorter not know how sorry I am that this has hap­
arm one window looking out over some mews pened. We can never again be the same to
in the rear. Heavy curtains of tapertry each other. I am so sorry.”
hung between the back and front portions of
Sir Pertinax l»*gan to feel sorry too, for,
the room, but were usually looped up: and
up to that evening, he and Lydia had always
in the back room was the piano at which,
been like uncle and niece, and in an unea.*j
within the halo of the two candles, Lydia
way, he turned the conversation into another
Lirripip played and sang.
channel. But he could not for long carry it
She had considerable knowledge of music on, and in less than a quarter of an hour he
and a fine voice, and, wrapped up in her oc­ said good by, like a sensible man as he was
cupation, she started when the door of the in spite of his weakness, and «lepartoL
front room opened and a servant, who was
No sooner bad he quittal the room than
to her invisible, announced Mr. Horace
Horace emerged from his hiding place.
Freake.
Lydia blushed to remember all that he had
Lydia rose and received her visitor, mean­ overheard :but he did not allude to it. “ Lydia,
time ordering the gas to tie light«?«!. It was
he continued, almost as if nothing had hap­
^:30. Why had he calle«! at that hour*
pened to disturb him, “I love you truly, and
Why had he not come in the daytime, while
with all my heart. Will you, can you, learn
•he was so dull, rather than just when she was
to love me, for your love alone will make me
singing? But, upon the whole, she was glad
to *••• Horace, who, no doubt, simply desire«! completely happy P
“Do not ask me, ’ replied L>dia, who was
to inquire how she was after the dance of the
once more seated. “You know what 1 have
PIANOS.
just none through. My head is in a whirl "
"But think how happy you can make me.
m 1 II AG 5.(MM) New and Second-hand Pianoe
J OO Per Year.
Ml Aral IX at half price. Piano» $75 and up. Anti
Lydia! You would be everything to me. as
■ IHIIUU ,ell Piano Factory. 24 i 2tl Ellis St.. S. j
iiide»* 1 you are already, and I would spend all
my days in making you ha* pv.”
tlELTON
PIAMIH.
HKKIIAM
It is unnecessary to chronicle the whole of
Pianos, Standard Organs, Sheet Music, and Musical
Merchandise of every description at the Wourl
the further conversation that took place.
MuUc Store. *3.*» Miirkel Mlrrrl. san I rnn-
the San Francisco WEEKLY
Suffice it to say that at last Miss Lirnpip
cisco. Send for our catalogue of 10-cent music.
ALTA, being determined
that every family »hall be
discovered not only tha: she could, but that
enubled to read the beat
CHAS s EATON.
she actually did, love Horace Fn ake a little.
weekly
newspaper published
ASSORTED
1)1 A NOS-Decker Bros.. Behr A. Hr M - BENHAM
Emerson, and J
on tiie PueiHc Coast, have
an<l on the strength of that she promised to
I
and C. Fiaher. Musical Merchandise Organa—
mude
arrangements
with the
maiTy him.
Masvn. HamlinX < 'base, Kohler &. » ii.4se.137 Post St ,S. 1
luanufacturers for fifty thou­
sand gross of their splendid
Horace was in the act of presuming upon
eftfiftawvcKiu your own town. Term» »ud <5 outfit
1 tens—including the popular
th:s promise by kissing Lydia for the first
*25 U □ tree A'Wrww H M 4L i ktt t Co.. Port laud. Maine
l>rr.nds known as the Central
íiicijlc, Falcon, Engrossing
time, and was enjoying one of the happiest
t.stub). Ladies (444), Busi­
moments of his life, when a .other of those
ness, Colorado and ALTA
furious ratattatots shook the bouse.
pens, the last-named beau­
tiful pen Iteing specially tie-
“Another.'” said Mr. Freake, with a smile.
•. *t11 ?** <r
signed and mude for thia
Th©
Strongest
and
Best!
“I shall go back to my retreat until we
splendid premium.
consumption .
THOMAS PRICE Analytic Chemist, pronounces
know who has arrived, for now 1 must l>e on
There will be a j>en for every member of the household
the GIAN 1? BAKING 1’oWDER nearly one-third
—to suit every hand. This magnificent useful pre­
the spot to look after you.” And in spite of
stronger than any sold on the Pacific Coast
mium will be sent, post paid, FREE to every person
Lvdias protestations, he once more retire I
S an F rancisco , September 24, 1883.
® 7 ft A W EE K. *12 a day at nome eawiy made. Cwstlj sending $ 2 for one year's subscript ion to the WEEKLY
II. E. BOTHIN. President Bothiu M'f’gCo.:
J J ^outfit free. Addresa T bvk A Co.. Augusta, Maine. ALTA. Now is the time to subscribe and gain for
to the back drawing-room.
D ear S ir :—After careful and complete chemical
your family use an article indispensable in every
Two minutes afterward the general, very
analysis of a can of Giant Baking Powder, purchased
household. Remember, to the getter up of a club of
m»il 25c. Oirc^Mt five, or more, we send an equal number of boxee of
by us in open market, we find that it does not oon-
hot and very angry, stanqted up stairs
taiu alum, acid phosphate, tiwra alba, or any injuri­
these fine peas to the etÜMtcrilierH, uiul the same to
O
Vx
•••OfriM).
J.S.
Bilica
A
CO.,
3*
Dey
St..
N.Y-
and burst
into
the ¡»resence of his
ous Bubstanoes, but is a pure, healthful Cream Tar­
agente, for commission. Every box contains ONE TULL
tar Baking Powder, and as such can recommend it
daughter.
“Everything has gone wrong!”
G ross of P enh .
(B
R
TÍ1
®
nil
IHT
day
at
home.
Samples
worth
85
free
to consumers.
WM. T. WENZELL i CO ,
U>U IU U>ZU Addreaa S tinson & Co.,Portland,Maine
he exclaimed.
“They voted me ont
We concur1
Analytic Chemists.
of the chair; they Hew in my face;
R BEVERLY COLE. MU.
N. P. N. V. No. fl. - S. F. N. U. No. 82.
J L MEARS. M D . Health Officer.
they decided that the wretched for
ALFRED W PERRY M D..) Members of San
eigners don’t want cold baths.” And he
W A DOUGLASS. M. D., - Franciseo Board
The old and reliable WEEKLY ALTA, now pub­
AUd. ALERS, M. D .
J of Health.
pounded with hisstick, which he had brought
lished under a new management oh an Independent
Democratic journal, contains the most complete news
up with him, and looked at Lydia, as though
Mhiuufhctiirrd by flic
of any pa|»er on the Pacific Ooaat, and is especially
she were the cause of his discomfiture.
noted for its correct commercial and financial features;
BOTHIN M’F’G COMPANY.
has the latest news from every important centre in the
“W ell, papa,” said Miss Lirripip, sooth-
17 and 19 Main Street, San Francisco.
Union, ns well us by cable from abroad. It is the clean
higly, “ all the better. Now you won’t have
family paper of San Francisco.
Two
thouaiaud
atltchea
a
minute.
1
he
only
thousand
■
neo
to spare no effort« or expense to secure
to go to any more of their horrid meetings.”
The necessity absolutely flrst-clua» Sewing Machine In the its Determined
circulation in every family of this Coast, the sub­
At this juncture Horace, who was troubled
for prompt and ef­ world. Senton trlul. Warranted » years. scription price has been placed at these very low
Mend
for
Illustrated
Cutuloyue
and
ficient
household
with a slight cold, gave forth a stifled and
Agents AYanted. Till. Vt 1 l.sON St. TV* figures : Single subscription, including a premium
remedies is daily JI.
ING M AC lilN F. CO.. Cbivugo or New York. of one full gross of extra fine, fully finished pens,
infinitesimally small sneeze.
82 00 per year—every pen warranted. With every
growing more im­
“Lydia,” cried tha general, as he threw
club, of not less than five, extra boxes will be
perative, and of
sent to the getter up of the club, equal to the num­
these Hostetter’s
himself wearily int» an arm-chair, “I’m sure
dr
iieivley
s
ber of subscriptions. Upon
Stomach
Bitters
is
there’s a cat in the back drawing-room. Go
receipt of the single sub­
the chief in merit
TO TUB
scription price (82.00) at our
and turn it out. And Miss Lirripip, having
and the most pop-
office, a box of these superior
£. ular. Irregularity
no alternative, went cautiously behind the
neus will be immediately
£ of the stomach
forwarded, ami the WEEK­
heavy curtains, and was there received in her
g and bowels, mala-
ALTA sent for one
Ne-vine known. LY'
lover’s arms.
~ rial fevers, liver
year, making the subscrip­
tion in reality only ONE
“You cannot speak to him to-night,”
f complaint, debili­
DOLLAR per year.
ty, rheumatism
whispered. “He would not listen to
and minor ail­
T" T" Ï™ (Liebig s Extract), the Address all communica­
You see how cross I10 is. Come again to­
ments, are thor- U Ba f" »"Wonderful Nutritive and tions to the Alta California!
morrow.”
Publishing Company, 620
oughly conquered
California street, San Fran­
STOMACH
by tins incompar- M La fa I Invlgorator.
Horace, therefore silently took another kiss;
cisco, Cui.
Biir
i“’,e ,illlll|.v res’or-
and Lydia, having unlocked the little-used
ajxti >
B H fl &
ativeanil lnvdiein-
Walter Turnbull,
door of the back room, chased him, with
* w
'
al safeguard, and
(Pyrophosphate), Tonic
Manager.
many expressions of animosity, down the it is justly regarded as the purest and most com­
prehensive
remedy
of
its
class.
For
sale
byfall
for the Blood, and Food
softly-carpeted staircase, and with a cry of Druggists and Dealers generally.
for the Brain.
“Shoo, cut!” finally let him out of the front
door.
AV hen she returned to the drawing-room,
This Valuable Discovery, lately prepared ami
sold in Portland, Oregon, has been extensively used in
S3 <><> Per Year.
Gen. Lirripip gave vent to some angry ex­
that locality, and performed many astonishing cures
pressions of hostility toward the entire feline
As a >rrvinr and Tonic it is ummrpas»v»l. lhe
combination of < eiery, Beef and Iron, has ahowii
tribe, and when he had thus delivered him­
to possess wonderful power to build up broken-down
self went off to bed.
constitutions, and restore vigor to both mimi and body.
How the story ended may easily be guessed.
It is an efficient remedy in cases of genera I DeIH illy.
Sen oils F.vhaHsiion, Meeplrsauess, 'rural
When Lydia’s father was in a cooler mood,
••ia DvsiM,i>,»ia. Loss of Physical anti llciiial
Horace found uo difficulty in obtaining his
Power. I ciliary DiiHriiliic*.and inall Ih* ran ur­
TORPID
BOWELS,
ine nt o of Health, where an efficient and agreeable
consent to* tho marriage, which took place
BEST
Tonic and Neri inc is required.
three months afterwards; and to the eml of DISORDERED LIVER,
and
MALARIA.
PREPARED AND SOLD BY
their days, neither Sir Pertinax Popinjay nor
From these sources arise three-fourths or
Mr. Merton Murley had any idea that a third the diseases of the human raee. These
—AND—
L
LUTHELL, COX & CO.,
person was present when they proposed to symptoms indicate their existence: T.oss of
Healing Remedy
Miss Lirripip in Bruton street, Grosvenor Appetite, Bowels costive, Siclc ILead*
537 Clay Street. - - Sat. Francisco.
nche, fullness after eating, aversion to
I IN THE WORLD.
square.
exertion of body or mind, Eructation
of food, Irritability of temper, I.otv
I
The "Local Hit” Man.
spirits, A feeling of bavin« neglected
some duty, Dizziness»Fluttering at the
[Arkansaw Traveler.]
5, P.O.Box 2271 S.F. C al .
H. WILSEY,
Heart, Dots before the eyes, highly col­
The “local hit” man of the minstrel show;is ored T rine, CONSTIPATION, and de­
Of the firm of Fairbanks & Wilsey,
has just returned from France with a 0 7 1
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The Douglass Jerrold of the stage is called
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gal in town. Oh, she’s awful fine. Got a foot
IN CUllI'NQ
like Col. Jaglin's.” Another roar. Col. Jag-
EVER FAILS.
lin’s face grows as red as a terrapin’s eye, and
Epileptic Fits,
.s
he tries to laugh. His friends slap him, and
Spasms, Falling
c
the fools in front of him turn around, stare
8
Sickness, Convul-
impertinently and explode.
Ten dollars a
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ss
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accomplishments of the local hit man, and Opium Eating,
Scrofula, and all
the manager should better reward him.
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In fact, lie should kill hiru.
Nervous and Blood Diseases.
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One Hundred and Three Men Knew Merchants, Bankers, Ladies and all whoso
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An old street scientist in New York has bowels
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curious passers by as desired to gaze at the
sun and would pay a nickel for the privilege.
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—a free view of the sun.” The line extended TheDR ».A RICHMOND
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TRIC IT Y permeating
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Send for descrip­
“How can you afford to do this for nothing,
action. l>o not confound
tive price list, etc.
this with Electric Belt«
my friend f’
Thorough bred
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from head to toe. It Is foi
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1011 Broadway,
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Oakland, Cal.
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ance of thé sun pays me so much a day to
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show it; your turn now.”
Seedlings, Cuttings,
The deacon bent down, craned his neck as
Seeds, Etc.
if he was going to cover all the spots at once,
and saw “Smiggin’s Sun Stove Polish.” The
—
deacon solemnly followed 102 wise, sad men
down the avenue.
ASK FOR
Bond us n list of what
you want and we will
Wliat Hid They Hay ?
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I ha«l the honor lately to perch at a lunch­
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lu lt»efflriu-y, u<at I will send TWO BOTTI.E3 FKRK. to-
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