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I to its awesome wonders by carrying FIGHTING A SKUNK FDNNY FANCIES- TO KEEP HEALTHY. A CHINESE PHYSICIAN. I "ster to the gyasticutus. If he can ’ t do this he will hang A Jersey City man who works for $2 I was once on a visit to a Bheep farm-I flH L**'* lor Chick*”1*’ PoHum, Per. | around all day, listening to the music, ! Disraeli Ate Sparingly When Alone, But i ing brother, far away on the Southern | a week and his board haB been sued by gjmmon«' and Watermelon. Made Publie Dinners Suffer. j the oratory of the side-show, the sub-1 his wife for alimony. | frontier of Buenos Ayres, and among the j dued roar of the wang-doodle, and the! i dogs I found there was one most inter- I A schoolboy remarks that when Ilia ■ The love of the plantation hand for braying of the educated jackass. “How do you manage to keep I esting creature. He was a great, lum- ! A celebrity among the Chinese of San teacher undertakes to “show him what ■ (ne,| chicken has passed into history. I It is singular, but true, that the negro 1 healthy?" Disraeli was asked by a dy. | bering, stupid, good-tempered brute, so j Francisco is their great doctor, I.i l’o is what” he only finds out which is ■ it is ii" longer a dim tradition, but a always has money for an excursion.1 speptic fop. “By dining off a sardine," greedy that when you offered him a piece | Tai. He has oeen in thia country near switch. | No matter how dry and rusty the frying-1 was the answer, and there was some of meat he would swallow half your arm. 1 Mark Twain, on seeing a place called B well proven fact. i pan may be he always has money for | truth in this. To the end of his life, | and so obedient that at a word he would ly thirty years, and has a larger income ■ [t seems a little bit singular that any “a ride on de keers.” With a sublime ! says a writer in Temple Bar, Disraeli al ! dash himself against the horns of a bull, from his profession than uny white prac J “Battle I.awn,” owned by a leather man, asked why they didn’t call it ■ one race should have an abnormal ap- faith in Providence, he will go 10) miles ways ate very sparingly when alone, and face death and danger in any shape titioner in this city. His patients all “Hide Park.” ■ petite for any one thing, but the negro’s from home on an excursion, trusting to and this enabled him to keep a good ap But, my brother told me, he would not go to bis office when able, and Li Po “Yes, my wife is a good poker-play face a skunk—he would die first. One ■ devotion to chicken proves the sublime some unknown combination of circum petite for public occasion, thereby re | i day I took him out and found a skunk, Tai sits up, habited in gorgeous silks er," Hays a Long Island farmer; and stances to furnish him with eatables and butting the presumption, which his pale then he adds, “She is also just as handy I nature of his devotion. drinkables while he is away. face suggested, that he was consumptive. and for upwards of half an hour I sat on and brocades, in a little den of an office with the tongs.” I If there are no chickens which he can HE STANDS ON HIS DIGNITY. In this connection some remarks of his my horse vainly cheering my cowardly overlooking the plaza, and feels pulses The tailor’s apprentice, when com- I take handily, he will spend his last He will take no “sass” from his em about his wine may be mentioned. Hard follower and urging him to battle. The all day long. The patients are mostly I mencing his trade, finds there is truth ployer, nor is he as a general thing drinking was in fashion during his youth, very sight of the enemy gave him a tit I eont in the purchase of one, but he will willing to do anything not mentioned in and at public dinners men who let the of shivers, and when tlie irascible little white people, who come to him after a in the text that “what a man sews that I only do this as a last contingency, and tlie general agreement. bottle pass were hardly regarded as gen wretch began to advance against us, varied round of their own physicians, shall he also rip.” I always under protest. A sensitive conscience: Eulalie is Should you sjieak sharply to him for tlemen. Disraeli, who could never stand going through the perforuiences by or at the instigation of some resurrected I To raise chickens anywhere near a any cause, the chances are that be will much wine, suffered a good deal from means of which he generally puts his and enthusiastic patients. La Po Tai much troubled, liecause in a dream she drank a cup of coffee at a restaurant a ad leave you at once, regardless of the fact this social usage, and he set himself to I foes to flight without resorting to malo- I colony of negroes it ¡8 an impossibility ; that he may not have a penny in his study the demeanor of men who could 1 dorous measures—stamping his little rests the patients elbow on a blue silk woke up before it was paid for. I not even the feathers will remain to de- isx'ket, a meal of victuals in his drink deep without being any worse for ! feet in rage, jumping up, sputtering cushion, and proceeds to feel their right A physician has declared that the I crease the margin between profit and house. or He must be treated as if he it. Lord Melbourne was one of these, and hissing and flourishing his brush- pulse with his three hooked ami long besetting sin of Americans is over-eat- I loss. were a spoiled child, coddled and flat and he gave Disraeli a wrinkle by say i like, war-like banner above his head— clawed fingers. He feels the right pulse ittg. But this doctor's life has lieen As one old sinner told me : “Bar’s no tered; a course which is mighty un ing : “You can drink if you don’t talk ; ! then hardly could I restrain ray dog to ascertain the condition of the brain, largely devoted to tavern-keeping. I use denyin’ hit, ef Ize gwine home from pleasant to contemplate, but with the if you talk much you needn’t drink, for ' from turning tail and flying home in stomach and kidneys, and then grasps If you are a real man do a man’s I de 'vival an’ I hears a chicken whicker majority of them absolutely necessary. people will think you’re drunk, and let abject terror. My cruel persistence was the left wrist to find out about the heart, work and nay nothing about it; but if I like an’ dar’s nobody ’roun’ Ize gwine liver and lungs. Although he knows I rewarded at last. Continued shouts, you alone.” It is obvious that the ex “CONJURED.” you are only a rooster why, of course, climb dat fence suah.” The great dread of the negro is to be citement of conversation must co-oper J cheers, and hand-clapping began to stir practically nothing of anatomy, as our you can't help crowing at nothing. physicians know' it, he makes a wonder HE LOVES BOAST ’I’OHSI'M. I “conjured.” He believes that the va ate powerfully with the fumes of wine the brute to a kind of frenzy. Torn by One of the requisites to be a fashion How the negro does love a 'possum! rious aches and pains with which he in making the brain reel. Disraeli, hav conflicted emotions, he began to revolve ful diagnosis of a case. He charges $10 able lady’s maid now is to lie able to That sly beast who loves the night may at times be afflicted are the results ing noted this fact, went further into about the skunk at a brisk gallop, bark a week for his services, including his spell correctly, as she ¡ b required to do the subject by observing that a man’s ing howling, and bristling up his hair, medicines,, and patients either go to his her mistress’ society letter-writing. rather than day, because its deeds are of conjuring him by some enemy. convivial . pro|wnsities are always taken and at last, shutting his eyes, with a office and drink the tisanes, or take This superstition is not confined to . evil, is very dear to the African heart. A Pittsburg man tried to pawn his 1 j the mysterious stuff home and make As an old colored friend of mine—an the ignorant alone, but is found among j ,or granted if he talks in praise of wine, yell of desperation, he cliarged. their own hot drinks. ' - Li - — . l’o — Tai . has wife's wig, false teeth, artificial limb ex-member of the Legislature—says : the educated also. I had one in my j and appears to be very critical about it. fully expected to see the enemy torn many notions that puzzle and interest and glass eyo; but then a man who “Take er nice fat 'possum, parbile him, employ, a very bright young fellow, well |'^onle of Lis remarks savoring of the to pieces in a few seconds, but when the his patients, He first treats them to a marries a woman like that will do any- roas’ him, sarb him up with sweet taters educated, and of more than ordinary 'Host refined epicureanism may, there- dog was four or five feet away from him severe course of antidotes for quinine thing. an’ graby and gentlemen, hit am good!” ability, who was firmly grounded in fore, be ascribed lolelv to his temperate the fatal discharge came, aid he poison, if they confess to having taken Landlady—“It's singular, but true, desire to find excuses for not drinking. i dropped as if dead. For some time he What he thinks of ’possum should lie this heathenish belief. One day he came to me and requested He was not a judge of wines, though he lay on the earth perfectly motionless, that deadly drug. He next commands Mr. Crossgrai-i, but all my lioardera embalmed in verse, so here goes: them to eat shell fish or uncooked fruit, remain with me.” New Boarder (at permiHiion to leave the office for the af-1 pretended to be, and once allowed lum- watched and gently bedewed by the HE OLE 'SIMMON TREE. ternoon, in < rder to procure some med- 8eW to lay down the law about Burgundy victorious skunk ; then he got up and to let alone poultry, fried meats, eggs, first meal)—“Too weak to leave, I watery vegetables, all liquors and every guess, after the first week.” I'se jess as happy as I ebber spect« to be, icine from an old Voudou woman. I against the late Lord Setton. A droll j crept, whining, away. Gradually lie Sing along, my ’Liza Jane! trait in him was that he spoke enthu- : quickened his pace, finally breaking into thing sour. For these thirty years Li “Do you know a good way of curing Fer ’zimmons am a riping on de ole ’»iinmon tried to reason with him, but it was of no avail, He hid been‘‘conjured,” he siastically about certain ahoice wines, a frantic run. In vain I followed him, Po Tai has made his patients drink hot hams?” asked a man of his neighbor, tree, water. Dyspepsia, cancers and tumors “Oh, yes,” was the reply: “but the Sing along, my ’Liza Jane! knew the man who did it, and if he but he never decried any sort of liquor, ' shouting at the top of my lungs; he are his specialties. His income from trouble with me is 1 have no way of On a moonlight night, when de stars am didn’t get relief at once he would surely even gin. A reason he once gave for stayed not to listen, and very speedily bright, vanished from sight—a white speck on his profession is computed at more that procuring them.” “ saying something kind" about brandy die. An' de io jth win’ a biowin' free, Of course I granted his request, and in the presence of a person addicted to I the vast, level plain. At noon on the $6,000 a month. I tramp ap’ tramp, an’ tramp, troo de brisim- “Why, Smith, what a dreadful state sage swamp, later he returned with a bottle of filthy spirits would have a Mephistophelean following day be made his appearance, ! of intoxication you are in.” “This a TWO GEORGIA LOVE LETTERS. Au’ crawl up de ole 'simmon tree! looking and smelling black liquid, ring if the subject of the observation gaunt and liefouled with mud, stag- 1 dre’ful State of 'toxication? Just you gering forward like a galvanized skele- | The following bona-fide letters were oughter Bee me th’ other night. This’s lie ’issouiii know de paff tns> de tall broom- w hich he jubilantly assured me would had not been, humanely speaking, irre. sage, effect a perfect cure. In a few days his claimable: “I could not speak ill of ton. Too worn out even to eat, he flung [ stolen from the owners by a Puck in only a Ter’tory to it.” Sing along, ray 'Liza Jane! old cepresdon vanished, he became his only friend.” “I should call brandy himself down, and for hours lay like a our employ: A preacher remarked one Sunday that Au’ he know whar de ’simmon tree stan’ on joyous and happy, and of course more his enemy,” interposed a lady. “Ah, dead thing, sleeping off the effects of; “Mr M— dear friend i will take the de aige, it was said that liberalism is creeping ¡these few drops of perfume. Pleasure of riting you a few lines to let well, a man hates his enemy the worse fi mly fixed in his old belief. My idea Sing along, my- ’Liza Jane! you know tha i am well at this time into all the churches. “If that is so,” An’ he scrooches on de lira’, chock full to de of the matter is that he was simply for bearing him well spoken of,” was TOPNOODY. present and i hope that these few lines he continued, “I hope it will soon strike brim, bilious and any cathartic would have Hie mild retort, i De ’simmon juice spatter to his knee; will find you the same darling, what the contribution box." had the desired effect. — [Hamilton Jay. Wid a tough light ’nd chunk, I hits him a— | ------ —»X------------ When Mr. Topnoody had finished you and i was talking about last night, “You’ve got a new hat, 1 see,” said ANTHONY TROLLOPE’S TEMPER. kerplunk, THE HONEST, VERY HONEST MERCHANT. He falls out de ole 'simmon tree! _____ Edmund Yates, in the London World, supper Thursday evening, he stretched she is not willing to commit to nothing one man to another, who was noted for liis legs under the table, locked his his love of the flowing bowl. “Yes— A tall young man of twenty years | speaking of Anthony Trollope’s fashion fingers back of his head, and remarked that i said darling less we go on and hie—got—a new—hie—hat, but it’s got When I put.; dat 'possum in de ashes fer de we can married and do the best that landed at the Union Depot with a bundle ' of allowin ' violent passion when con. to his wife: roas’. darling. Go this week and get Liseuse the—hie—same old brick in it.” Sing along, mv ’Liza Jane! under hie arm, and after three or four I tradicted, says : This infirmity of tem “My dear, are you aware that one and next week let us marie Ilunie, I am A medical journal devotes a wholo I feels like a gittin’ ill along side him mos’; per rendered him an easy prey to his minutes spent in getting his bearings he week from to-day is Thanksgiving?” Sing along, my ’Liza Jane! willing to go any-where and marie you j column to explaining what causes cold adversaries in argument, and was in. walked up Jefferson avenue and turned Fer he looks so neat, an’ he smell so very read the papers, Topnoody,” was for i love you and god nose it darling perspiration. Any one who has gone variably taken advantage of by the man tlie “I ungraeiouB into a clothing store. sweet, answer. right to me to morrow off you j up a dark alley and stepped on a dog Dar’s jess null fer two - him an’ me - “Do you vish to try on some coats whom lie hated with all his great ca “I am glad to hear it, my dear. Have i for i am bothered to death about would waste valuable time reading it. As I lays in de sun, wid do ’possum all done, and wests for a dollar,” asked the pro pacity for hatred, Sir Rowland Hill. I blesses de ole ’simmon tree! thing i do not know what." Attendance iqion the primaries will No two. men more opposite in every you concluded to observe the day?" prietor as he rushed from behind the “ Why should I observe it, I ’ d like Whereto the reply runs: HE LOVES THE HALLS OF JfSICE. prove quite a help to your political respect could lie found. They had one to know’ j counter. “Sister arrie sais wee ought to go education ; but to get at the true inward AU scenes of law have a great fascin “No, I guess not. Do you deal on quality in common—determination ; but “Because, my dear, you have much right on and Brother Gairy sais HO tOO ness of politics you must gain the con to carry it out they worked in very dif. ation for the negro. j the square?” to be thankful for, and it is only a small The court-room even of a Justice of “My front, dot is exactly vhat I does, ferent ways. Trollope was passionate, tribute to the Giver of all good to devote he sais that it is no harm he sais so i fidence of the mon who prime tlie the Peace has a sort of sticking-plaster 11 vas so square dot I lose $3,000 last insolent, defiant, losing his head at the one day specially to thanks for all our mean what i say about this thing So i prinmries. wish that you would write Back to me power over him, and the most trivial I year. Can I sell you an ofercoat for ten outset, banging his first on the table, blessings.” “Swill-fed swine” is what one Cin to-morrow and let me now what you and so choking and spluttering that it eases find him an eager spectator. When , dollars?” cinnati editor calls another, and he's “ Tell me a blessing or two, will I mean to do about it i think myself that Hill was you?” “No, I guess not. Here is an over was difficult to comprehend. the United States Court is in session he we ought to go and do what we are go got a boarding-house-keeper after him. coat that I bought of you four weeks I ]H'rfectly calm, quiet, and self-possessed, is in his glory. “ Well, you are alive and well, and j ing to do and bee done with it. I am She doesn’t care about their political ; sitting back in his chair with his hands He fills the seat with his dirty, ago.” have plenty to eat and wear, and a ; tired of being bused By the religiose fights, but. h I ic won’t have her table —the finger-points touching—in his lap “Bought of me?” greasy anatomy, listens open-mouthed good home, and kind friends, and dear | woming and men too. well i guess i slurred. j before him, making the most cutting “Yes, I think you are the man. to the lawyers, takes an occasional nap, A man recently told the dismal story relatives, and a pleasant church, and a had better close looking for answer soon and chews peanuts nearly all the time. When I got home we found it was moth- | comments, the most diabolically unpleas nice sewing society, and last but not j Mother says Hhe is never going to Con at a police station that “nearly all his ant observations, in a low voice with a He is the first one in the court-room eaten. I can pick it to pieces in a doz sent to give me up so we will marie wearing apparel and personal effects, hard provincial accent. Trollope, with least, love, you have me.” and the last one to leave it, and he re en places.” even to hie shirt, had lieen stolen." It “ Yes, Topnoody, I know that, but in ■ “Is dot possible! Und how much sound and fury, whirled about his quar additon I’ve got a house to take care of next thursday night without fail. gards the prisoner on trial with a huge was true. He himself was the thief. Wright me word what dons you think ter-staff. but Hill’s polished rapier grin of admirationas the centerpiece of ! , you pay?” “Did her father object to her marry pierced him through and through. Hill, ami worry me to death, I’ve got aches ' about it and I will tell you where we “Eight dollars.” the legal entertainment. and pains, I’ve got a hired girl to run I ing me?” said the Kentuckian. “Well, “My sthars! And vat ycu want too, was Trollope’s official superior, and after, I’ve got marketing to attend to, will go to marie at. He constitutes himself a part of the I reckon not. Ho and I clinched once Love is Hard and Love is True, when they were in contact never failed paraphernalia of justice, and when tlie now ?” I’ve got clothes to make, I’ve got rainy Still I cant Love now one but you. 1 in an election fight some two years ago, in making his a Iversary recognize the “ I want my money back. ” prisoner is sentenced, he follows him to weather on wash days, I've got an old to T—M— Yourfriend.M—G— 1 and he known what I am when I'm dis “Vhell—vhell. My frent, I am fact; I have seen Rowland Hill's pale rusty cloak when I ought to have a the door of the jail as a guard of honor. “ My Darling Child. ” pleased I” face illuminated by quite a glow of sat The spectacle of law thus vindicated sorry for you. You seem like an honest “Haveyou got quail on toast?” askod isfaction as he metaphorically took sealskin, I’ve got to cook a turkey on does not deter him in the slightest from poy, and it vhas too bad.” Thanksgiving day, I’ve got to think ITEMS OF INTEREST a seedy-looking party, as he entered a “Yes, it was a swindle, and I want Trollope by his bull-neck and rubbed about business instead of thanks, and the commission of a crime. his nose in the dirt. Jefferson has so far recovered the use I Market-street restaurant the other day. He rather has a vague longing to Bee my money back.” last but not least, love, I've got you. “Dear me, but I vish you vhas here of his voice as tv appear at the Grand “Have you got an eagle on silver?" himself occupying the principal role, Now, Topnoody, get out of this dining asked the proprietor; and tlieconference FRAIL WOMEN. Opera House, Cincinnati. and awaking like interest among hiB yesterday! Let me oxplain to yon. room pretty quick, and let me clean up, You bought dot coat four weeks ago?” brethren. 8. M. Meverberg & Co., silk manu adjourned nine die. Happening to be in Queenstone, or you won’t feel half so much like “Yes, four weekH ago to-day.” Ireland, one evening, many years i giving thanks as you did ten minutes facturers of New York and Hoboken, N. I She was a sweetly inexperienced THE WATER MILLION. “Vhell, I had sold ondt to my cousin ago, I was invited to attend a grand ball J., have failed. Liabilities, $250,000. young housekee|>er, as one may gather Watermelon Beason opens up a long Philip sliust one day before. Philip is on the occasion of a famous interna | ago ” from her remark when some one sug- The firm employed 200 hands. Topnoody got out. vista of delight unto the negro. Give ■ not a square man.” g tional regatta. The number of ladies ----------- ► 44RV ♦- — ' - The Mussulman fanatic, Kliof Beyd, sited that she should purchase spring him a forty-pound melon and a sunny “What have I got to do with Philip?” was about 150. Their dress was like has entered Persia with 2,000 Turcom mattresses. “Yea,” she replied, “if AN ANCIENT FOKT IN CANADA, NEAR nook and he will thank < rod for nothing “Let me oxplain. In three days that of American ladies on similar ans. They are badly armed, however. they are in season we’d hotter have ST. CLAIR RIVEE. else. He will devour it to the outer! Philip makes an assignment to my occasions, only a trifle more so—sleeves I Two smaller bands have invaded Persia. some." rind, seeds and all, and then lie down 1 brudder Louis. Dot Louis is a leetle a little shorter, corsage a little lower. Mr. C. A. Hirschfelder, of Toronto, Meteorologists are puzzled to account THE GREAT AMERICAN BIRD. on the roadside, with a sun of unlimited off. He would sheat your eye teeth The ladies were remarkably self-fMis- lias been making an examination of an for the red sunsets for the past week, power treating full upon him. He will away from you.” i To a Northern man’s eye there is sessed, quiet, and graceful, and I think, old fort which is situated in the County no two agreeing as to the cause. The eat melons, ripe, half-ripe or green, and I “Yes, but I haven't anything to do on tl»‘ whole, averaged prettier than I of I.ainbton, on lot No. 25, in the 11th nothing more interesting than “driving phenomena was seen at various places turkeys to market” in Kentucky. From they seem to have no ill effect upon with Louis.” have ever seen on another such occasion. concession of the Township of Moore, a from Maine to California. him. Watermelon-growers have to “let me oxplain. Ixiuis kept der about election day, in all Northern cities, I have written this to introduce the mile and three-quarters east of the River Sigismund Vogel of Mobile, a large until New Year’s Day has come and guard their melons at night with shot- j place a week, und be git a shattel mort physical development of Irish ladies. St. Clair. The fort is oval in shape, clothing dealer, being in pecuniary guns to keep the exile from Africa s gage to my fadder-law, and vhas Tlie Irish girls in America have full and consists of an embankment of earth gone, the turkey is truly the great sunny founta’ns from eating up all tlie bounced out.” chests, large arms, that are plump and thrown upto the hightof about five feet. straits, allowed his troubles to so prey American bin!; but we seldom think on his mind that he died oil Saturday about where the thousands upon thou “I do not know anything about that.” vital. profit. Around the top of the embankment it last of congestion of the brain. “Let me oxplain. My fadder-law sand of turkeys come from. I am pre THE SUCCULENT CANE. When an American lady shows me measures 824 feet. The breadth across ♦' vhas took mit a fit and died, and he The condition of Senator Anthony is pared to take oath thut Kentucky sup her arms — candle dips. No. 8, and asks: the inside one way is 188 feet, and the Sugar cane is another favorite in the leaf dis blare to my wife. My wife vhas The em slowly improving. No doubts are now plies them all. In one day’s ride in domestic economy of the negro. M hen gone to Europe for two years, and she “How can I get such arms as Bridget’s?” opposite breadth is 326 feet. work as she does, and I say, “ Work, bankment itself has an average thick entertained of his ultimate recovery. Bourbon County I believe I saw 10,000 he has a nickle he will buy a stalk, but leaf me as agent. Now you see bow it It is thought he will soon lie able to turkeys. They are hunched together in if he lives near a flourishing patch, he | vhas. I gannot tell yon who sold you and yon will have her arm»,” then she ness of about five feet. There are two leave for Washington. droves of from 100 to 1,000, their wings won’t spend his money foolishly, but he dot coat. May he it vhas Philip, may says: “Oh, that is not work it is entrances or gateways to the fort, one brought up in at the northeast end and the other at The Ghilzies attacked General Ken chopjied, and then driven leasurely to will have the sugar cane all the same. be Louis, may be my fadder-law. It climate ’ If I had been market like great droves of stock. I am I should have had It is a funny Bight to see a huge fel- j couldn’t haf been me, for I vhas in Bridget's climate this terrible dry air the northwest end, which shows plainly nedy’s exploring expedition to Tukhti tohl that nearly every town of any size that the attack was expected from the Suleiman, Afghanistan, and twenty of low of 40 years or so, sitting on the Chicago. If you leave dot coat I vhill her fine bust; but south. These gateways areabout three the assailants were killed. The expedi in Kentucky lias its turkey abattoir, public corner with eight feet of sugar write to my wife. She is square sliust takes all the juice out of us.” where these fowls art* pro|»erly prepared Mv curiosity was on tiptoe to see how cane in one hand and a large knife in like me. and maybe she writes back dot Irish ladies, brought up in this moist, feet wide. In digging inside the fort tion suffered no loss. for the more im|s>rtant city market. The Mr. Hirschfelder found broken pieces At New York the demurrer was sus the other, cutting and chewing as if his you can take a linen duster and two even climate, but without work, would of pottery and burnt stones, which he tained in the suit of William J. Hutch inkling I got of the matter will always own salvation and the country depended white wests and call it all right.” look. I have said that there were 150 thought were used as missiles, and an inson against the President of the New bring with my Thanksgiving and Christ on it. He is the happiest fellow in tin* I mas turkey pleasant pictures of corn “Say, this is a sneaking swindle,” ladies present, and that they were very- occasional flint head. There are some York Stock Exchange and others, world, a true child of nature, and nature exclaimed the young man. pretty and graceful, but now, taking oak trees growing on the embankment brought to recover $100,000 as damages fields studded with girdled, gathered takes the best care of him. When the “May be it vhas. Philip vhas a the witness stand, I testify I have never which are thirty inches in diameter, com, of bluegrass fields, anil of smooth, for bis expulsion. watermelon season ends, comes the great liar.” sinuous pikes crowded with these fowls in America seen 150 young women to and which Mr. Hirschfelder believes blackberry, then the sugar cane and “I'll go to the police!” A bitter and long-continued war on of the festival tin»*—all in a land of gether with arms so small or chests so are at least 275 years old. persimmon, and the “goober is always “Vhell, dot ish all right; may be de flat and thin. They belonged to the freight anil passenger rates is fore opulent plenty lying placidly beneath on hand. police vhill help me catch Louis. I idle class, and all the world over the shadowed between the Union Pacific, an autumnal Kentucky nun.—[Iziuisville We become utterly indifferent to life St. Paul and Rock Island on one side, f'ourrier Journal. HE WILL HAVE HIS DOLCE FAR NtENTZ. shunt found oudt last night dot he cut idle class have spindle arms and thin when we are surrounded with all that and the Burlington, Northwestern and Holidays he will have, and no one all der hind buttons off all der coats in chests, unless they become merely fat, can render it desirable. We cling to it Rio < rrande reads on the other. which, with their weak muscles, it is a “Well,” remarked a woman in a New knows lietter how to enjoy them. der store liefore he left. as to nothing else, when we are under “If you’ll step out doors, I’ll mash sad embarrassment. Having but little regard for the inter El Mahdi belongs to the religious England village, talking to her summer the severest pressure of want, toil and Education, rank, aspiration, prayer— ests of his employer, he has not the vou!” brotherhood of the Khadiree in Tripoli, Iroar lerrt a'siut a neighbor, “she's the “Vhell, I like to oblige, but you see these will not produce a strong, full, grief. We are ashamed of that which and this fraternity is associated with the greatest natural liar I ever saw, and I've slightest care as to whether the holidays should make us proud, and proud of muscular body. They are not the ap that which should make us ashamed fanatics of Kairwan, who are busying often thought if she had only a first he enjoys affects that person injuriously I vhas only agent for my wife.” “Well, you’ll hear from me again, pointed means. Exercise, exercise! or no, and money is no temptation to We even love those who treat us unkind th-ms fives spreading rumors of the class education in her youth, what an him to continue at work while the oth ami don’t you forget it!” said the vic work, work !—this produces strong mus ly, and cannot endure those who heap approach of El Mahdi to the empire of author she'd made Indore this." cles, full chests and physical beauty. ers are enjoying excursions, camp meet tim as he went out. We are mysterious North Africa. “I hope so—I hope so. I like to Work is the appointed means—[Dio favors upon us ing or a general loafing. Should a even to ourselves, and therefore it be. l»r. Isaac Bartlett, of Hope, Me , who The darkest night that ever fell upon circus come to town, he will at once make it all right. I vhas only agent for Lewis’s Monthly. hooves us never to say “No one has the earth never hid the light, never put is 73 years of age and still in good drop all work, no matter how pressing my wife, but I feel so square dot I take No matter bow hard the shoemaker ever understood me.” We shall lie for I out the stars. It only made the stars health and active practice, has lived for it may be, and walk twenty miles to dot coat back for tree dollars, if you tries to rise, so long as he sticks to his tunate if w« develop an upright and noble i more keenly, kindly glancing, as if in I years on bread and milk alone, and vhant todradeitoutin paper collars. — where the vast canvas is spread, per character. I protest against the darkness. says it is thels-st food for everyone. trade he is always at the foot. fectly happy if he can gain admittance [Detroit Free Press