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, jta TOS of the performer . RED MEN the players who choose for “life’e calling that ministry of Indians >i« Soldier«— The Strong Con 1 ■ „ Hociety in this country al trasts Betweeu two New Mexican Tribes, ,ntT a light esteem. Above all, Lagunas and Aooiua». 'VTuiuan person to become the innal vehicle of public amuse /It Santa Fe, N. M., the Lagnuas '^’“d let for hire its features and i£it* stage display, entails a iadians presented the spectacle of the lense to the inbred morgue only Indian military organization in et tv which discredits the tus- the world winning second honors in ^^ing. however unjustly Nor a general contest of territorial militia. !■ .eutnuent pecoUar • o England, It is interesting to watch them under ^■trary, the class of »lramatic command. The business seems to be . has long l>eeu held in a very serious one for them. Their ^req-eel in tliis country than set jaws and fixed eyes bespeak plain *hW Continent. The Kembles, the ly a purpose to give the lie to the old “* ¿¡vs the Ellen Trees, the boast that an Indian cannot tit him for disciplined warfai j. Every en Faucite have ennobled it. The self man ut the captain’s word gives him • lice s'-aiust the profession of self wholly to the business before *Xe isBfHr stronger iu France him. A roundness of shoulders that i indv than with us. ltouiau law Heeins born in the tribe and to which ,ted actors with a touch of infamy: their masses of long hair gave quite Znan Church denied them so much prominence as the bulging a consecrate«! grave. Even as breasts of their jackets, detracts some L not strict or prudish in such Xsomethiug of the old dis.lain what perhaps from a soldier’s idea of eroctnoss, but the apparent stoop X. and it was a marvel when is at least uniform, and their glisten accomplished comeiiian of ing helmets and well brushed clothes L received from the President nu /e along in line with machine like the republic the decoration of the precision. A curious and striking la of Honor. Still, it. must be contrast is afforded between the La iosseii tLiat there is a close analogy Ln the temptations of the turf gunas and Acomas, the latter a power ’thoan of the stage. Tho former ful and picturesque tribe from the northwest. Their common dress, j the jockey to scale ns light in though often shabby, displays an in th anil iu honesty as ho seeks to nate love of color which evon the ;n avoirdupois, reserving some- brillant blanketed Navajoes hardly ie6 but not invariably, the fluty of approach. Their shawls and blankets engagement to tho colors for bang from their shoulders in folds as ich be rides. The latter incline stately as ever a Boman’s robes and actor, and still more the actress, decorated with a blending of make'life « masquerade of flash are feathers and beads that glitter in the 1 glare, a whirlgig of sudden sunlight like jewls. But their glory unpb and precipitate reverse For is most resplendent on festival aud h alike, that most brittle and least gala days, when their appearance is ral of all tests, success before the to be compared ouly to Oriental ilic eye, tends to become a gradu- pageantry. The colors of a kaleidos . larger and larger factor, and cope are not more varied or brillant racter and conscience sink under than those of their dress, which leaves indueiiee of professional habit. exposed at, the bottom only beaded ,se are the temptations, not of moccasins and fits closely to the neck rse, irresistible, but grave and above, the front to the waist being | which beset tho profession of adorned with bit« of contrasting color me who live to please” and these and trophieHt of fur and metal. e so far prevailed iu molding the Kerchiefs of fanciful print are wound iitions of the stage in the past upward from the top of the robe, t they tend to exclude any close encasing the neck and lower face, ltiny of moral character iu the while from the forehead downward nbers of a company. Unless he the head and face are hidden behind a above those traditions, no man- folds equally picturesque, leaving r will earn to press such a qnes- only the eyes ami nostrils in sight. l. It is as much outside his prov- A hat shaped like a bishop's mitre 9 to consider it as it was outside studded with bright colored beads t of a recruiting Sergeant of tho ■ and flashing with crown like splendor at Frederic, who merely wanted I ; completes this uniqne outfit, and fifty iu« to be 6 feet in height. It is braves so attired furnish a sight that possible that such traditional facts dwarfs in interest a spectacular mid not result in some loss of drama and invests with regal splendor te, social disrating founded upon — fro-u a distance—a costume the xoral sentiment, similar to that of intrinsic value of which would be iental castes, which rests on one highly appraised at $5.—| Correspon etnonial or socially artificial. The dence Buffalo Courier. le performer is comparatively a ♦ 4 0«- « ¡hyderm, being proof against ini A n O pinio ’. There were eight or tations which sting the female ten of them seated oil the grocery intation to death. Thus ou the steps as the stranger came up, aud id of the weakest and frailest fall j one of them led off with. i whole, or all but the whole, of “Yes, gentleii'eii, the village needs i obliquy, which, if due at all. capital, and needs it. bad.” ould be divided between the public ” That’s so.” ad.led a second. “What to demand, anil the male performer ; we want her»» is money.” 10 assists at, the actress's sacrifice, “Yes. Wo want capital to develop whatever it may amount of social things,” sighed a third, and so it »peet. Thus tho stage is entitled went down the line until every one of say to society, “You exact this the lot bail exprei -.tsl his opinion that irk from us and hold us cheap for capital was wanted. The last man it. You are bound then to i looked up at the stranger aud added: itect the weaker members of our | “Don’t, it seem that way to you?” ift against th»» terrible risks which “It does,sir,” wns the prompt reply. »yolteii run for your sake riiur ‘ What would lie your opinion of tjr does not end with payinont at the way capital ought to ba invested (doors or applause, however ju- here?” lions. in the house. Yonr pride ‘■Well, iny plan would be to lay isslf-love inflict a social disability; out the first $5,000 in bar-soap, crash d such disparagement ever tends towels, bsrla l's shears and kicking depress the moral status of those machines!” was the firm reply, as lie io incur it. The imputation which prepared for a run of half a mile to n freely fling on us ever tends to ; the depot | Wall Street News. dize itself in actual profligacy. A; THE MEBMAID. ifession which stands nt a disad | BY H. O. DODGB. dagein the eyes of public opion , however unjustly, is only to like > J J o deserve that of which it is sus-1 I In coral ? cavfffi beneath * J ted: for the sense of hopeless in- | the waves with my lice is apt to sting its more sensi- old Father Neptune. >sml impulsive members to des Oh, my O yonth was ation. Therefore, as you open the «pent in sweet content for I nt home was r to disparagement, you are bound kept, yon know. moral reciprocity to guard the . Alas, one day 1 ming, and keep it from becoming j swam Rw«y in search of a natural and geueral law, a love and inward slope to perdition.” We fortune, oh, not see how it is possible to set I The waters bore le this claim. The “Church and me to the shore where ?e Guild” is an attempt to recog-; earthly mermaids sport, know. There in the i and meet it. It is only possible , you sea together ws held vercotne evil by good; and, omit- ■ nightly glad com munion, oh, and fruiu our pr»»sent view auy •frolicked gay daily religions agencies which as mermaids I guild may enlist, so far as it em- > may, if lighted iesthat broad moral principle, we ’ by the mown, yon know, Ah! why did I give eai to not but wish it well. For the my weak, foolish, vain com isers aud the amused to have op | panion, oh, and learn that they tanities of meeting, knowing, aud ■ wsnt in the spray but to be ejed riending one another will mini-' by mail, you know. For, then, too, did likewise woo men's »the chances of any of the former ; i, eyes, when rnme misfortune, •oping into tire gulf, while the lat oh! For quick they set for ine a met in which I will perhaps be astouif hed at the I soon was caught, you mount of - "lf-respect. unimpaired , know. Well, now •befcreo of social discouragement, each for ten cents ieh the ranks of the former have 1 at me. the men gsze in a Rhow, stuff d, and show,—|Tli-> Edb gbnrgh Review., kÍ9í- CODKT RUMF0BD. Thompson aimed at making soldiers ciuzena and citizens soldiers. The situation of the soldiers was to be rendered pleasant, his pay was to be FOR MEN AN.D BOYS increased, his clothing rendered com- rortable and even elegant, while all liberty consistent with strict subordi- WIU 1° 1’° permitted him. Within,the barracks were to be neat «a.rj majroieoo. aud clean, and without, attractive. Tteferenees: Kvei’ybody! Heading, writing, aud arithmetic were to be taught, not only to the soldiers and their children, but to the children i of the neighboring peasantry. He j drained the noisome marshes of i Mannheim, and converted them into 1 a garden for the use of the garrison.1 For the special purpose of introdwc »ng the culture of the potato he ex tended the plan of militarv gardens Siúly paar« te upaa bar, mm M baartaff it« «yaaini to other garrisons. Tfiey were tilled, vhtate bnrdaa af «uffarlnff, «r jay «C ralaaae Ci on 1L Kar aud their produce was owuetl by non VaffateUla U a madlaine far ffoaff aa«l aai commissioned officers and privates. «vil paipo««af. 1 bava |»ar«anally bivaatlgated II aa4 « a > «Miaffad cf tea truth of tela The plan proved completely success On «Mannt «f 1M >r«»v«n marite It 1» racomaaaaffad THE BATTLE OF LIFE MORE TERRIBLE THAN WAR i ' indolent soldiers became iu nad praaoriba»! by th* bate pbydvUuM la Sha cauatry. dustrious, while through the prompt Oua «ayti “It warte Ute a charm anff aava» mute yal/i. Ikailloura autiraly ttia werte farm of falllaff Work, Competition, Ambition and Passion, cause more Agony and Suffering of Mimi and ing of those on furlough little gardens •f tea ater««, I«auiK>rrbo«a, ln-affular and painful Body, aud Destroy more Human Beings every year than All the Armieo of the World. sprang up everywhere over the Manatruatlon. ail Ovarian TrwuLla«, lnrtamniatl>»u and country. Bavaria was then infested l lnaraWan. Ilaadlnff«, aU Ütaplaoamante and tha eon- waaknaaa, and U aaparially adaptad to with beggars, vagabonds, and thieves, Miuanlapinal tea Chaaffa af Ufa.” native aud foreign. These mendicant It parmaata« avary partían of tha aytearn, and <!▼•« tramps were in the main stout,healthy, bow Ufa and viffor. 11 ramora« laiutuaM, flatulency» all cravtaff far nttuinlan’a. aud ralie» 3.? waab and able bodied fellows, who found a dtetroy« nate «f th«etoma. b. lt «urea blMdtaff. Haadaehte, life of thievish indolence pleasanter Narr«u« PratemMon, Gmaral Dteffliiv, Slwplateuaaa, than a life of honest work. “These Daprandoa anff lndlffaaü«*u. Thal faal luff of boarlnff Thia I’ho-iphatk’ combination, the Wonder of Modern Chemistry, is pronounced by the most eminent pten, waiffbt and bao kau ha, Q alway« menilxirH of the medical profession to be unequalled for its power in replenishing and elaborating the vitality detestable vermin had recourse to the do«vn,uauM«ff pamanaBtly auraff by Ita um . II will at all limo«, and of the body; by its supplying all the essential constituents of the Blood, Brain and Nene Buhntance; and for most diabolical arts and the most under all dranaulanoa«, ate in harmouy with iha law deve'. .ping all the Power« and Functions of the System to the highest degree; by its being agreeable to the I alatu and innocent in its action. While retaining its wunderfill propertied, it actx as a specific, surpat^ing horrid crimes in the prosecution of that ffavarnn tha fa«uala «yatem. all the known Therapeutic Agents of the present age, for the sjiecdy and permanent cure of all derangements It co « m only par bottla ar - slx fur SB., and in sold by their infamous trade.” Theyrobbe.1, drufffltea of tb« Nervous and Blood Bystem«, Nervous Prostration, General Debility, Mental and Physical Depression, Any Advine raqulrada« to apatía] cana«, aud they stole, maimed and exposed 'ittle the ñama« of many who have bean retearod to perfpet Incapacity for Study or Business, Noises in the Head and Ears, Loss of Energy and Apatite. Being a natur Hustorathe, its Energising Effects are not followed by corresponding re action, but are Permanent; and children so as to extract moiiev from baalth by lie um of the VeffotAdde Compound, can bo al are freiiuentli shown from the first day of its administration by a remarkable in‘reuse of Nervous Power, the tender-hearted. All this must be j cbtalnwl by addiwaainff Mm. I*., with «tamp .or reply, u ith a feeling of Vigor, Strength ami Comfort, to which the putient has long been unaccustomed. The Nerv Lar heave in Lynn, Va». ous symptoms disappear as well as the Functional IQrangcinent. Sleep becomes calm and refreshing. At put an end to. Four regiment of I at For Ffdncy Complaint of teteer »ox thia < «»n>pound L> the same time the |atiei:t gains riesh, the features presenting a striking improvement. The taco beeomst fuller, the lips red, the^yes brighter, the skin eleur and healtny; the hair of tl v head aud beard grow and ac cavalry were so cantoned that ev»»ry n wnrpaMad an abundant testünonix.. show. quire strength; us also tlie nails, showing the importance of the action of the modiciiie on the organs of nutri • ‘ Mm. Pinkhajw ’ a Uvar Filia, ” naysonowriter. ' sra village had its patrol. This disposi tion. It gives buck to the human structure in a suitable form the Phosphoric or Lively Animating element fte beat tn |Ae inorLl for tee «ore of Ooutelpotiuu, tion of the cavalry was antecedent to 'rU'.ieaanoM and Torpldlvy of the liter. Her Blwd of life which baa boon waated, and exert« an important influence directly on the Brain, Hpinal Marrow, and System, of a Nutritive, Tonic and invigorating character; thereby checking ail wasting of the Vital seizing, as a beginning, all the beg Pnrirter w orte waauiera in lla njw-ial hue and bnte fair Nervous Fluid, and the more Exhausting Procewe« of Life, maintaining that Buoyant Energy of the Brain and Mus gars in the capital. The problem to equal tea Compound in IBs popuhuity. cular Sy stem which renders the Mimi Cheerful, Happy, Brilliant and Energetic; entirely overeoming that All mate ramate her an an Angel of Marcy whom »»la dull, Inactive and sluggish disj)ositioii which many persons ex:«eri<*nce in all their action. before him might well have daunted ambltiea I* to do geed to ethers. This Jledicf nr prepared in Faria by Dr. EmU Dn.fardtn. ar. 1 used for years in hi« a couragenous man, but lie faced it Philadelphia. Fa. vt) Miw A. M. D. irlvate practice and in the Hospitals, «•an be procured of the Sole Importer» and Agents : MAKTIVE A <’<>., I1> Weary Mtrcet. Man krnneieco. <’al. without misgiving. He brought his Hostetter's Stomach Prioe Ons Dollar ami Fifty Cents. Ask your Druggist for ths Life E.senue. schemes to clear definition in his Bitters, by iucreaoiiuf mind before he attempte.1 to realizo vital power, and read er i ti < the phyaiea) them. Precepts, he knew, were vain, function« regular and so his aim was to establish habits. active, k««p« the ays Reversing the maxim that people t«iu in good working must lie virtuous to be happy, ho re order, and preteeta it againet disease. For solved on making happiness a step e )u«lii>ation. dyspep ping-stone to virtue. He had learned sia, and liver ooia the importance of cle-anliness through plaint. n?rvouwote. Kidney aud rhoamati».- observing the habits of birds. Daw aitareuta. it is invalu givers and founders of religions never able. aud it afients a sure dsfunea • gain st failed, he said, to recognize the in inalerial fevers, be- fluence of cleanliness on man’s moral «idee removing a 11 (ftp X- *T>nAP*r u** u- nome. H:unpl«8 worth S3 •’ret* trace« of auch dÍMOao vvJ vDXU Àd'be -d S ti SHON «. Purtiauil M»iur nature. “Virtue never dwelt long fioin the svstem For na!e by all druggist»; QliDE OIIDC r. -y Ml 1 U» hi 24 hours l..i-e with fifth aud nastiness, nor do I au»l dealers geuerally. OUtlU uUllU to poor Dr. Kt use, 2814 ArsctuilSt CABINET WOOD» nnd * OEKKN, believe, there ever was a person 4.. I |f« scrupulously attentive to cleanliness .»•, Pi M r 4 We WU1 m M . * ' 'M I- Ship Timber, L ocub I Trueniii|s( Deck Fluffs, etc. ù u i.1 J cao «» i/jxiKU every who wns a consummate villain.” He 129-147 Spear St. and 26-28 Heward St. IS UWFAILIHO li. i ra.-« Mei t 1 ». 1H¡», to Jan. 1, to un.v » .miea irto saads had to deal with wretches covered «Tii> infallible i .vK.vTV-grvx csx.y m PJ»*- Bau Francisco, and 156 Stats It., Boston. Maas with fifth ami vermin, to cleanse HtuM>p3 « r curr.-fk. ’ /. Yim IX CURTMe J ohn W iovokk . Boston. A. A. W kjmorv . N. F )<,! K 1H iju« olJ»M<t ¡u»d wvvet ' _• f• them, to teach them, and to give them i-ute stury im U/ wt in th- ffeet, Epileptic FlU^ k-uwiWi favuraWj with tho the pleasure and stimulus of earning cXnFMtujf' ¡MckT-uruXiU weekktes. Hw»d in Falli ng u’aub-.eripti« gv*’«rlv..tedn>s« honest money. Ho did not waste his Volcanic Water I Sickness, Convul CriJCAtìO LKrH.lCH, From a lb ing «pi InPoeitive means on tine buildings, but taking a •Ion», Chknuo. III. Vitus Dau c n, Alcoholisr Cure, us thoU4*n<Ld will SSSSrt, deserted manufactory be n-naired it, Opium Eating, for KhcuBiatiMni, < atarrh, Dvi»- jepehi, Kid nt» v DI ma - kj , 4cvofu- enlarged it. adding to it* kitchen, Scrofula, and all iu, and all Blood Diaeasss. bake-house, aud work shops for me Send for Circular. P* re nt do pot Her-TJ5 nnd Dlood Diseases, ¡M I or dozen; 3 bottle.4 fl. 2b; chanics. Halls were provided for the rr- i lcrgymcn, Lawyer«, Litcr?.iy Men, «ingle bottle, 50 rente. Writ« bn'.iil.er», J.adirs and all win . <? spinners of flax, cotton, and wool. March n m if suffering fr«>m flinesxe for nr h’V rient causes Nervous Pros- further i^oruiation. Other halls were set up for weavers, tftdrnto ¡.ration, ■ ',olaxities of the in >od, atainaeh, Kr 4 u!l!brni.i lolrtinlr Water clothiers, dyers, saddlers, wool-sorters, udwelff Kidney», or who n-quire a nerve 4 MUI Villi V office -071 Howard Street, Samaritan A't*rr ... carders, combers, knitters, and seam i tonic, at t t’zeroratimniant. Han Fmnchco. Is invaluable. stress«». In the prosecution of his ' ine ¡HF Th vusunds i despoti« scheme all men seemed to prcHnlm it the moft * ! The Harkness Improved Zapfle Compound John .T Srs?-5 ¿£ CoVi fall undet his lead. To relieve it ol i wonderful Invig >r- ! ant that er«rflu»taln- ('loaning a Dying Eatabliehment of Han Fran- the odium which might accrue 11 it ed a linking system. cisco liavu changed their nams to I*«!arc Dye were affected wholly by the military, 1 »«ru.wiHTb.t-i»-. W ork-t. but n<» change in ownership. Ths I». S. BltOWN Ä <’<>.. »G California St. onus« of the change i» that a party by tho nemo ho associated with himself and his i fneDR S.A.klCHMQNO of Snow has gon« into tliv »am« niisin«»s< AM Hole Aleuta for (‘.xciflc C'oate. communications Imreafu r ar« to bo h ml. to the field officers the magistrates Of | MEDICAL CO., Solo Pro-[ Josr«h. Ho. , IMilace Dye Work«, 638 ftlarket H.r el.. Munich. They gave him willing | rrietors.3t t'j?” rteld fojr «21 Ptai«1 Palace Hotel, Hun Francisco. «rruTC u/AUTtn everywherb to »<n the New Yenr's TV.- (.• nn<l cir<’tii..rs Bond stamp, sympathy ami aid. O ~ d " Autillo WAHI til I»«» Family koilltl jmu M»« ____ _____________ _ __________ ________ Agrutv, Saa Franc I » m o . rhlMr ever invented. Will knit a pair nt teockinxH wPb morning, 1790, he and the chief i IL'JH'luiOi £t iBletr ni 2«) minute.«. miiiutvo. II (<£.14. and 'i vli couaeieit- in 2k) It will magistrate walked ont together, b ) m > knit a great variety or >r faM«y fancy *r«»rk work for which there 1« a!wa*a a ready market. Semi for circular and terms With extended hand a be; gar im- B to h- Twovuhly knlttitu Hmleiur <«.. 1«3 ’ihremout Street Mueton Mas., mediately accosted thorn, Tliomp son, setting the example to bis com i FC? THE PEXMAKEMT CURE »F I > EOPENBI» AT MYNAUOGIK. MASON HTK’ I’.T. psnioLs, laid his hand gently upon It between Poet and Geary, Neu f raud •», with It« CONSTIPATION« former facilty and c nine of inatruelhm. Htaleate out the shoulders of the vagabond and ’ of eoliooi only .»«lay on ajcounl of the the, which be« occtwdotiad the temporary chaque ef location. committed him to the charge of a > Nocihirdlaeeue ie no pTr-.-aAr *- iff bbl« ccnn- iNtry M CoGiteÁpa’Áon, AE..1 . t .. • > Ixaeea -T Sergeant with orders to tak<> him to l/rt?iuuioff the uel.-ewt-M '7Z..’-v•■OJ.'Z, au a c iw». W>jteewer <ha*au*% h ojsMnalo the Town llall. At the end of that |P <ú¿(r. ZtOQELS iù the uomo . thLs xejuat.y w.LI o'/«ruMuh ;. dBy not a single beggar remained at ir haut t o x c »'M i. LJ frM by wut«hni«kuia By mall 23c. < irciUi« IV 3 i STB TÄ.U1 ¿wtoMria- C< large. [Prof Tyndali. in the Con I S’««SK»w« te mry ?.ptt.y ».-»any J. b B irch A Lk» ,38D« f 8 a . N Y with eoœ’ipotxT«. JLiffier-VTcTt ut- temporary Review. V.c wrate .eff partoac-ff ç : V'y ccxce of r’lee eve.i wteu pixy— _~^ia au«l in — —<......... .... J ’ aTotaftxwMM. E viuenck E nough .— A New York É RHEUMÁTÍ&^'L^ x A •i.VHTeign reuixMfy for function» an«l organic d.v broker who left the street three or eaae of thu lleuit, including Uypurtroptiy, Dilitatiou ; J Dgayui. cnnuL m it u ftw ai . l t?m pr. roí four years ago, one day received a Ir Fatty I»eg,’n«rsti«>'!, Valvular Laaioru, Dropsy of tin. (íierveesof te» Klgneys, * zwmnS' ,vw’n. Peart. 1 •rioardltia. Endocarditis, Angina, bertorib It lí»a rvstam oí ¿¿e anríd w*> - » « ú call from a man up the river, who an Paius about tliG Heart and Momtutaiy Mtoppag** "f th< can r« tee «affkrl. z wjxai c- j ’ • I '-.wtlrixj sf vt;s Lxaat-«a oar —val. 'K Aotiou ui the II»art Price, 01 per Bollir Propare<l nonnceil that old Blank was dead. by QI INN àio. Mau Ki tm iw». <’ul . C S A. P.O 1 HOU.rcm OF GA9C3 “Old Blank. Yes, J reinember him: i oftha vro.-s-i Ih«x 24Ó9 iMpot. N. W cor. Koaruy and Pine stieeta awrjs of tela tarrlklo aj*jaaoi aro II beeu 'iGÍPk ’ y ra'iered. and fn aiLcrtt_nrj so he is dead ? PBWFKCTLY eURSD. “Yes. and his heirs are trying to tíFTt el mases, Stre««thrws s.-xd yf es ' ov break the will.” Ufí> u» sil tae l <iportant on v j or u.« TU natnral actlnn of Lho lLiaucra i ’ ‘ They are?'' BuMtnette Suite to Order from - - $20 00 The Idvar ¡a c!e?injed tf a!l «' «aso, m .. “Yes, aud they are going to havo BowclJiaorv íroeljr and haa. --iul!/ Puntw “ “ “ • - • - 5 00 he was crazy. They want you as a Fine Dren« Suit» “ “ . - . 40 00 , It Acta at ths aer e tLma <r» ths KZ3TTTTF A’ÍDBOWIU/.JE »"*'• ' 7 IW-I . witness ” i»«*r mrt . D^wubew/. byy.*il. « Prompt Attention, Honest Dealing and a “Want me? Why, I know nothing M. ' 1 ■.«JU'.K'OS *«<>.. 8C1 .j>s;un. Vi.< .T> ' Pei feet Fit Guarantreil or no aale. of the old man, except, that I once Rulea for «rlf-ineaeureim nt, and Sample« of invested $10,000 for him.” Tfala l.lrrtrir Bell Carr« Ihr follow Ing llls- Cloth Sent Free to any addreaa, “Well, that's all they expect to < M*r« vsIlUoiil MtotlirllU-. <m application. I’aiuMin the Back. Hip«. H»-ad <«r Limbs. Nervous IM prove by yon.’’ bibtjr. Ltitnli*««». Grmral Debility, Rheumstism, Tara lysis N*«WAirs. rtciatica, l>i«ea»e«ot the Kidney*. Spinal “What, eh!” lMiwa^«. To pid Liver. Gout, Asthma, Heart Dl*ra»e. 724 Market & 203 Moutgomerv’ St. “Why, if you’ll come into court Itvxyei-ia. Constipation. Eynuprlas, Iii ligt-ation Hernia, or Kupturs, 4Tatarrh. Hies. Epi!« |my Dumb Ague SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. and swear that the old roan let you Thia Heien illc Electric Belt I« the «wiy one in America that aeixia the Electricity aud .Maffm-'iain throuah the have f10,000 to invest for him the Issly, curing he above «'iae«»e«. Beware of w«»rtlilea»» ease is made out. When can you a«. caUni IJ trie ao«l Maffnetic Beits, K <t pluuiMB that are being foisted <»n the puohc as tLey | mm - come?” seas no power and earn'd be charged by th* |>uUent, 1310 ral316‘ MARKET ST. $.F KcwarJ for one of mv famous Electric He never went.—| Wall StreetNews. ANU LINCOLN PLAGER CU CAL Twite that cannot be re chargwI atel tue electricity felt BEST CLOTHING C. C. HASTINGS & CO., John WmoraAffiT FTRB. Pacific Business College, HEART DISEASE JOE POHEIM Best FittiiigClotlies In The 3tate. <T>*.n n V. Efi'y. <« !•/ al U<’».«e va»UJ UlXlw. LjmUy I ¿ i . I ’’.V . A •-..’I ’ A ' yon got any saniincr boarl prs yeti” )nqnir«*<l JJeacon Harrliist K. F «i"V» Fïfte? Har»««. N<». HZ kiwankee reports a rare instance frM’rnal affection. A vonng man I <>( Farmer Furrow. “Wall. I’ve got| H0B0DT CAM DEMY. somethin’ that applied for lodgin’ it fagot his brother under tho in Conmmerw can depend upon NEW ENG ’nee of drugs and then eloped i —[Norristown Herald 1 day or so ago.” replied the noil toil LAND BAKING POWDEK a»t bring ex lor, ‘ bnt I den't know what kind of | actly b his wife. Such tender solieitil'Je > • ♦- - a« repretented. It is < 'ream of Tartar A T ender Fqoir—Mrs. Parvenu1 an animal he in.” “What doea he’1 tend Pi-i’erbonnto of Hods of tierfect purity, •wing another’s burdens ia sei aiH ’dulycombined ; NOTHING ELNE. »evinced iu this . elfish world. bad reo-ntly furnished her new bouse, look like?” “Wall, you remember | sri. Tip- price of the NEW ENGLAND BAK »•« and it was gorgeonsly done. Every that fellow in the eireua with banged i ING POWDER justices the use of the very Peoria girl recently planted a loti thing was in style, end the carpets bail an.l ahsrp toed ahoee and ewell | best inn to dais. < unaumer« pay a fair price for •»thers with the hop»» that they were woven in one piece to fit each clothe« who tnmblra over the rope« > the bast *nd get it. ‘U bring fqyth an early crop of room. Mrs. Parvenu Las a daughter, j and make« a wholesale jackass of i It is self evident that Baking Powders rep to be rompoaed of the aanie raaterisJa chickens. She is closely re and of her she was txlklDc to a vis himself?” “Oh, yes.” “Tbat% the ’ resented as the NEW ENGLAND, and which are 1 to the young lady who wouldn’t itor. “Ab, Mrs. Parvenu,’ said the kind of a critter I've canght. All he sold to dealers at leas than the pure materials real because «he thought she lady, **yvur daughter doesn't go out | eats for breakfast is one «trawbery tbe?n»«lvra are worth, cannot be pure. law demand f >r NEW ENGLAND * would look a cow in the face. much?” “No, not a great 'leal. It and a piece of lemon peel.” “Alt!” 1 BA Ths r< nsequent falling •--------- »♦>------ ,— tires the p«x»r dear so much.’’ “In suddenly exclaimed the deacon. “11 off in b I ths sal-s of ail > ill R, ter an<i a tod and inferior pow •meliody who has a grudge deed ! Isn't she well T’ Ob. yee, well see, you’re stuck on a dude.” A«ra, has dsveloptd a spitefulness on tbs (»art j of - : - ’nain fsrt’irers and dealers. Firv .ia« »st Jersey moaquitoe«. now re- enough; bnt, you see, at so many of ,nst UN» qtairty <4 the NEW ENGLAND ’ that they are traveling nlxout the houses where she must call she An exchange «aya I: “A ifiMiaaippi canr t be sc* east oily attacked, new brands ’■^g hand organs. has to walk over the seams in the dog bit off a bov’a noi and close imitation«, represented to be as good, noee and swallowed ---- — ----- put on the market With these they ee carpets, and it hurts the poor dear's it” T- Thia the thoughtfulnees are ’ shows ‘ ¿ said that Edwin Booth ba» feet and makes her so tiivd.” dsaror to tempt dealers with low prices, and dog. If be bad «wallowed the of the i* thus impose on <x.’ s'snora *)r*in enough to create a new rithont biting . . _ it off, it must Hee that the num« IEWTOM BROS A Cutting a telegraph wire is not noee wi Wter. The pride of the Anwri- have proved fatal to the boy. CO ■ «Mry awe breaking the news gently. ,l*<* it Lawrence Barratt ontside while just tide, ed by the those np.ly mormaid« j uff nud blow. That’s mean. “H ath instantly by » hepatieut C k 'I or »-<-n>l f r III ist rated ( atal vw, free. I»H M J HOKVK, Inventor, Proprh t w and Manufacturer, 702 Market St San Francisco TTXXEJ John A. Roebling’s »Sous t’v JfANfJFACTl ItZlff OF Iron and Steel Wire Rope And VZIBK »t Every Seswiption. Agent« for N*w Jenrv Wire Cloth O upauy, aud fw tor Huck Tber» Bari.« F*»- e 14DRLMW 8TREKT.SAN FK4NCIICO OODEN Q MANTELO W Ï DR. JORDAN’S MUSEUM OF ANATOMY, 7ft I Market «tree*. (To aa>| learn h«w to avoid DlMuaa «off hov wond.trfu’ly yoe ate anti» I’riv ato < »flic* ~tfll Geary »tuoot. <'oneultation on Ixwt Maith«>o4 and all DiaMMB of Men