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HUMOROUS. » UNDERGROUND RUSSIA- ALL SORTS- parting! Pull! pull! for his wife’s and tended him through a long ill It never perspires but it pore|i I sake, pull! In half a minute it will ness. Over the garden wall-Broken Russia is the land of contrasts. Of all the inaidious A watch, like faith, ¡B Co„, I go entirely!” Temptations invidious The foreman lost hi« watch, but | glass. There was lately a pageant in bt Contrived by the devil for pulling men The men did as directed, until or- that did not prevent his insisting tively worthless without worksi J Petersburg which the illustrated pa A trial trip — When the jury dis- down, The mosquito, as a public .„J i <lered to stop. Sandy was trying to upon Nancy’s taking the reward of- ] agree. pers have graphically .depicted. In There’s none more delusive. | make himself heard. [ fered Sandy, and ten dollars addi I A journalist’s club—The lead pen the state box of Nobility Hall sits draws well, but never give« Seductive, abusive, Than the snare to a man with a wife out of “W hat is it? asked tho foreman. tional on account of his hair breadth the Czar. Before him defile the tion. "1 town. cil. 1 The white face of Sandy was escape. • mummers of the carnival. Venus, "Mamma, ” asked a little F J To the “ pooher ” all things are I fixed upon the few shreds that held Sandy ultimately recovered: but He feels such a delightfull ews, holding aloft a golden chalice, is palian, "if the big catechism is Htay-ont-all-night-fnlness, him from eternity. the accident taught him inch a fear poor. borne in procession, the damsels Shall-I-get-tight-f illness, • If ye can raise me about ten feet fill lesson that, ever alter, his aver The shades of night gather in dew strewing flowers around her,, the chism, ain’t the ’smaller catw-k; i I own it with pain! kittenchism?” “‘M 1 higher, I think I can catch hold and sion for precipice» and rope descents time. zanies drumming at her feet Cupid A bachelor rakishness, Teacher: "Can you toil me J save myself with a few bushe« I see was so great that he gave them a What-will-you-takishnoss, It takes the moon to bring a dog shoots his dart into the masquerading Next day's headache-ishnes, I growing on the cliff. But first tell wide berth throng. Everybody is merry, flirt- is the olfactory organ?” pj to bay. Nene can explain! | Dick Lightfoot to look down.” ing and laughing, drinking and jest frankly answers: “No, sir.” A dumb bell can only emit a mute ABOUT ’ JOSH BILLINGS.” Dick did as requested. His wife may be beautiful, ing. This is one side of the picture. "Correct” Pupil goeB off jn drj tap peal. Tender and dutiful, "I would have done well to have q Those persons who see nothing The other is gloomier. At the study. ’Tin not that her ■ tsenre would cause him obeyed your warning, Dick. But it’s A time honored court room—The "Never undertake anythin,, J humorous in “Josh Billings” will time when this carnival was held a denght; front parlor. too Into for that! If the rope parts, be surprised at the information that But the cursed opportunity, batch of political prisoners were would not open with prayer," , ' ] Baleful immunity, see that my wife gets my belongings L ob “ Farmers’ Alminax” reached as No sea.captains ever dreamed of waiting tbeir trial. They were re very strict orthodox preacher! Scatters his scruples as day scatters night. will ye?” 127,000 copies in its fore castles in the air. I high a sale as cently convicted and sentenced did not say what he would do »¡d ‘•Yes, If*. Sandy; but you will live to second year, and that during its Ha feels whisky-and-waterful, The foolishness that can’t be cured some to death, some to imprisonment dozen oysters. Kal ina and-slaughter-ful, : see her yourself,” Dick replied. successful period of ten years, the must be in dude. in the mines, which is worse than “The jack’s trumped," baid J Nothiug-he-o tighl- to-fnl "Good by!” sounded his voice, author and publisher each received To his toes* ends; The porter of a sleeping coach death. They were recruited from all card-player as the train jolted uj [ feeble and indistinct. J3O.000 from this successful nonsense. So bachelor-rally-some. classes of society— nobles and peas fortably. "And the track’s j0 J Dick now urged the men to pull No less surprising is the information should wear a cai-bunkle pin. Quite corps-du-hallet-eome. Velvet lawns bo called because they ants, artisans and members of the lib said his partner, as the train r j Make stories-tuliy-eome, i fast and strong. He and the foreman i that Josh wa» forty-five years oid eral professions; For the past five into the ditch. With friends. stood close to the verge, ready to j when he oommenced to write, and must be kept veil vet to remain so. years they had all been engaged in graip him tho second he came within “How is it,” asked the landlak A man called his cat Plutarch, be one cause, letting no personal inter that, though he only received $1.50 A MINER’S ADVENTURE. “that you never complain of anyth] roach. Just as his head came into ! for his first effort. " The Essa on the cause it had so many lives. ests stand in their way, perfectly but the butter, Mr. Jones’" j “Sandy, it’s a bad go, not suited for view, tho shreds snapped asunder. Muel” Quid that was in May, 1865), Two ancient pedagogues might loyal to each other, sometimes trying the likes of you—ye had better stand "There! he has gone!” they he has since 1800 made a fortune by Jones: “Well, that is a big aside and let some one else go over groaned, gathering themselves up writing half a column a week for the properly be called a tanned-’em team. to escape, sometimes attempting contract for one man!” (.hie of the new rifle team is Mr. suicide—never betraying' their com Wader’s Bluff—those as has been up from the ground, bruised and New York tFeekfy. At first the "Essa little too much- repjse 6t) there before.” Saying which, a covered with dirt "We shall never on the Muel " was written in good Shakespeare. Now’ we shall know rades. Some of them- had laid mineB the “A mouth for it to be natural » in the street; some had blown up what ’ s in an aim? bronzed miner grasped his compan see Sandy again.” i orthography, but it did not take, and the remark of a husband to a’ ft. ion by the shoulder aa if to hold On looking over, the first sight that Artemus Ward’s phonetic method • There is a tailor in town who speaks railway tracks; some had thrown End photographer who had taker;» him back. another in the same business as bombs; some had been engaged at wife’s photograph. met their view was the loose end of suggested the distorted spelling with [of ’ secret printing presses; some had “Hands off, Dick Lightfoot! Do the rope gyrating out over the which all the world is now familiar. one of his coet-temporaries. What are you going to 1,1 "What ye take me for coward, that Sandy gulch. Saniiy was not there. But a Misery may love company, but the been »tiring tip the peasants to re-1 “ Doubtless it is not generally known, McIntyre should quail before a little little lower down the intrepid Scotch either,, that Mr. Hiiaw's father was a small boy doesn’t when there’s a volt. But none of them ever turned ■ asked a gentleman of a bright J ; year old West End boy. "A minis 3 thing like that? Haven’t I climbed man was seen clinging with all his] member of Congress from Massachu limited supply of fruit-cake on the traitor. Indeed, these conspirators seem to and take in Europe every .Suma3 heights and descended them from «night, to aclurnu of bushes growing setts, aad an intimate friend of Henry tea table. I have formed a caste by themselves. was the prompt reply. boyhood up? What should I fear on the rocky wall. His feet rested on , (Hay. “Josh” himself did not like The slang phrase "a dead sure They bad a domestic life of their own. man?” and the intrepid Scotchman a few inches of ledge which had been ] politics. Indeed, it seems that he thing That young lady who made J ” has been superseded by the They were married and were given words out of “conservatory” last looked over the bluff, and down into providentially made by nature in her ' was not very fond of anything except Dead Man’s Gulch, while a look of changes. It was the mainstay that ! a "gcod Mme.” So he spent most of elegant expression, “a deceased in marriage. Their servants were has run away from home. M ■worn into the plot. The coachmen mother wanted her to make thj disdain at his comrade’s fear crossed kept Sandy McIntyre from falling ; , his early years in a rather adven surety.” his face. over into the depths below. I nw ’ i turons way, going to the Rocky I If a woman loses her voice driving who drove them to their gatherings loaves of bread out of flour. I chicken», could she be called a would be experts in the manufacture “Well, if danger comeB, Sandy?” long his strength could remain, time Mountains when such a journey was 'cut Samuel Gunn was recently ¡1 blacksmith? She certainly would be of dynamite; the cooks who fur raigned in a local Court for into,J “Hoot, mon! I tell ye there is ho alone would tell. He could not look something snore difficult than a hoi nisbed their revolutionary banquet» ti ®>. When he shot his breath at] danger!” down or move his feet one inch from ! idity — jaunt, ----- «• > living —•— at intervals > at a hoarse she-wer. “Then take caro of yourself.” It is understood that a rule of art would be skillet! in the mixture of Judge the latter remarked ths I their present rest, nor change his Poughkeepsie, for a while steening a “Ay, that I will; and so could a hands from the safeguards which he steamboat (Jike Mark Twain) on the is reversed in the burlesque actress. poisons. For reading they had their was evidently a muzzle-odor, but] child.” clutched with tho temerity of a man Ohio and Mississippi rive.s, and for She must learn to paint before sha mysterious little pamphlets, bound in could not permit a discharge. I yellow and red. setting forth the “But the rope may give away. It who knew that on them depended a deal of his time doing nothing. Now cam draw. “I suppose you have heard of J 1« not one of the best ” life. A Jersey City undertaker adver achievements of the sainted Jeliaboff dudes, he lives, a hale, long haired, elderly Miss Clarwa?” observed a!i] “I’ll risk it,” replied the confident “Quick! let him have the rest of it; gentleman, in this city, and takes-his tises that he furnishes "every requi and the murtyrdom of Sophie Pe- Sandy. “If fate brings me out all perhaps we can save him yet! The]^ chief __ _ delight in playiBg with his site for a funeral.” He must be a i roffsky. For conversation they had York swell to a Jacksonville g| right, then I shall be five dollars the rope remaining is strong enough if „ grandchddre's. 'the endless tale of suffering in Si I “Oh, yes,” she answered, “they J ......... - He enjoys in- a doctor aa well as an undertaker. ■ becoming very popular in Flor,J richer—the ¡»rice set on the recovery he can only hold on to it long enough s sensible ___ „ way the fortune that his New York girl, while walking beria—how tbeir brother had become We use them for alligator bait" | of the watch and vest. There comes for us to reach him!” exclaimed the foohshneBs"'!»^”brought? jm«Fw“a up A Fifth a raving lunatic and their sister was avenue, stopped and kissed "Poor fellow, he died in noverijl the foreman now with the money in foreman .................. figure to the • loungers ■ familiar on a horse. Just see to what straits the knouted to death Mot a very happy his pocket and the rope in his hand.” life, it rwy be thought; not so happy said a man of a person, lately J lt was lowered, but failed to reach Broadway. He wears his hair long, dudes have brought the girls. The person alluded to had been him by several inches. as that of the masqueraders in No ceased. “That isn’t anything."] w- ■ not for any silly affectation, but be- Jones says he feels sure that his tility Hall. Yet it was a life of ab claimed a seedy by-stander. “By] the possessor of a valuable watch Sandy now begged them in piteous ■ canse jt conceals a birth-mark behisul young hopeful, six months old, will solute sincerity, of entire devotion to in poverty is no hardship. It’s lii] and chain, which being in the pocket tones to hasten with all speed, as ho; on„ of his ear8._[Now York World, easily develop a love for field sports, a cause believed to be just, and, as in poverty that puts the thumb»®! of a vest, and carelessly placed on the felt his hold growing w«>aker every ! because he is already such a base such, one of the st rangest phenomena on a fellow.” THE BLACK CAP. ground, were blown over the cliff by minute. I bawler. a severe gust of wind and lodged A new rope was tied on in a period of our time. A Western editor observes til The origin of the black cap of our Some one- lias disco vered that a about fifty feet below in a clump of that seemed ages to him. It was It is, in truth, an extraordinary whenever you see a man coming J is involved in some obscurity. good article of pocket handkerchief war, mountain thistles. He had asked lowered and caught. Then the Judges this of the Czar and the conspira of a couutry drug Btore, wiping J The Athenian. Oracle describes black for volunteers to descend the gorge steady rise; but oh! what misery as th® fittest emblem of the grief the can be made of thistledown. If tors. On both sides there are cour mouth with the back of his hand,;] and bring them up, offering five dol was crowded into those few moments mind is supposed to be clouded with true, thistledown tho silk article. ag» and energy. The Emperor de may know that the town is suffsrJ lars reward: but of all the crowd of of holding on for life! Dark clouds npon occasions of outward mourning, “I saw you coming out of a bar ties his enemies on the eve of his cor under a combined attack of mala] hardy miners used to danger of gathered about his eyes, which parted and as death is the privation of life, room the other day,” remarked a oootion: the Nihilists go to the gal and the license law. I every kind, only one signified a will a little, showing him childhood and black a privation of light, it is lady to it gentleman. "Ton wouldn’t lows without a mummur, confident An old colored preacher in AtiuJ ingness to do so, and that was Sandy middle age. The prattling child by and very probable this color has been have me stay there all the time, that there are others to take their Ga., was lecturing a youth of his McIntyre. his mother’s knee; each face of that chosen to denote sadness upon that would you?” places. Their perseverance is the about the sin of dancing, when J Indeed, it was a dangor to try the far-away household, some dead, othem account, and accordingly, this cclor We have seen it, asked who painted mere remarkable because the world latter proteeted that the Bible plain] nerves of most men—-to be courted by wandering the world over, came be has for mourning been preferred by Henry Kirke White. It was proba ha» no sort of sympathy with their few. A sheer descent of a thousand fore him now. The thrifty orchard, most people throughout Europe. bly the same person who painted warfare, and is only interested to said: ■‘There is a time to dans] “Yes, dar am a time to dance," it] feet, it was bounded by rugged, the stretch of green meadow land, The practice of the English Judges William Black, Thomas Gray and watch the plots which they contrive the lark divine, “and it’s- when yi rocky walls; and far down the dizzy and the sea where he had sailed his in putting in the streets while carnival reigns a black cap before they tho other Tom Brown. depths the dark, turbid, flowing little boats many a time when the pronounqe on the palaces, where Venus upholds gits a whippin’ for goin’ to a ball.’I of death upon a The large stone hand of an idol in in A Plattsburg dentist recently a] waters, whose noisy movements over ilav was as beautiful as now. But criminal is sentence her chalice and Cupid shoots explained by some as a Chinese temple reeently fell off his. golden dart among the maskers.—¡N. Y. I®6’’"*1 b£. half submerged rocks echoed and re the preient was a horrible moment having this general - \ua11 an °^\p)r ’ '1 meaning of sor and severely injured a worshiper be teeth, which read as follows: ''Med echoed through tlm gorge. It was Another face was near to his—his row, with perhaps a remnant of the neath. “ Satan finds some mischief is three inches across, five-eigi] well named the Devil’s Gorge, for young wife’s, who that day bade him custom of covering the bead still for idol hands to do.” THE FREHISTORICAL CEMETERIES. inches through the jaw. Sum certainly his Satanic Majesty could good cheer as he went about his ancient as a token of grief. Thus “ Haman “Did you dust the furniture this , Two miles from Mandan, on t__ the mocks on the edge; shaped I lib have found no more fitting abode. daily toil; he might see her again if hastened to his house mourning and morning, Mary?” asked the mistress. [art horse-shoe, _______ , toe __________ forward. If you y< ®s “Sandy, I believe you are the one his strength held out That knowl his head covered” (Esther v, “No, ma’am,” replied Mary; “it didn’t Huffs near the junction of the Hart me to be more particklar I shall to who volunteered to descend for the edge seemed to be burned into his having and Missouri rivers, is an old ceme 12). David, too, “ wept as he went need it; it had all the dust on it that j vest," said the foreman. “If you are i-i brain with of tery of fully one hundred acres in to come thar." »I words i • fire, .1 and made tiiiu and uttu had lu his » uuctu head cuverou. covered, * * it could easily hold” ready, say bo ; but it is a mighty his hard hands gripe the rope with up, Ht\d aH the that j h extent, filled with bones of a giant BRIGHT THOUGHTS- "You’re the plague of my life!"] race. This vast city of the dead lies strength borne up by that intense ' him covered every man his head, and ticklish job.” “I will descend, sir” was the prompt yearmg for life. [ they went up weeping as they went exclaimed an angry husband. “I just east of Fort Lincoln road. The Silence is one great art of cos Unobserved by tho men. a new ; ,'(2 SaIn\ 3$ feDarillH ¿wre(1 wish the old Nick had you!" “So I ground has the appearance of having , tion. reply. “Very well; then put this noose comer aptieare I among them. Tim | ¿ea(1 ()n of thp d f might plague you in the next world?” I been filled with trenches piled full of ! Mueh a r makes around* your body and let yofirself idly with wavering step, a woman his and D “mosthene9i when calmly inquired the wife. dead bodies, both man and beast ' reholut(? over." crept up to the verge and would have 1 ¡ J* populace, did the „ Judge Ritchie, of Frederick, Md„ and covered with several feet of Sandy did as directed. Heaven will permit no man to i I looked over had not. Dick Lightfoot whil; the mSnrners at ancient has sixteen beautiful and accom earth. In many places mounds from “Better stay up; ye have got more qn.ckly s.ized her by he shoulder | funpra|B dfew their hocds o j plished daughters, only one of whom eight to ten feet high and some of ! cure haPP>uess by crime, to live for than I,” said Dick Light, “No, Nancy; it is not for you to be , b Js Hpnce tho blaek , is married. This is what the French them a hundred feet or more in i The usual fortune of complain! foot. gazing down there. \V ait a bit first, di jnf.t nbolic nieaning. th^ judge would call an embarrassment of! length, nave been thrown up and are I excite contempt more than pity Sandy’s blue'eyes looked into his unti the men stop pulling; then you j tBas lt ,uonrnib Ritchie’s. filled with bones, broken pottery, A good man is kinder to hisenen comrade's full and square, while a «hull know all : }or the person who becomes doomed It is a mean wretch who will'slyly 1 vases of various bright colored flints [ thaD bad men are to their fnenk sort, of quaver came into his voice. "What has happened, Dick that 11 at a‘t as th() h he wwe lr d drop a hair switch in a car loaded! and , , agates. The pottery is ‘ of a How wise we are in thought! H« “Dick,” said he. “if she hears I should not look down now? Surelv, . , nA- ,> .? > . . , - , - 1 . , dead. this, though throwing con- J with women, and then smile as he 1 , Jr’Jiat?naJ.' beautifully decorated. weak --k i in u practice; practice! vur Our very vir® have gone over, toll her to lie of good I am not afraid; and two large , • “ signification sees every woman make a grab for 1,1 .hnish, and as light as like our will, is nothing 5 J , dark , eves were turned . , inquiringly ■ • ? sideraole figurative 1 cheer till we meet again!” , r , - . the hnelx Of l>»r 1,«»<1 who» 1 showing the work of a people - b back of her head when she no ' u >on him J roun< ‘ “ e act. scarcely explains how Poor and content is rich, and rid “I'll tell her that, Sandv.” in the arts -------- aud K" possesse d of a tlC68 it. 1 skilled • -------------- —' 1 > it Dick ,oli simply 1 led 1 11 _ 1 back 1 where 1 it so . decided enough -, ,v but riches, fineiess, is f- I Then with a wave of the hand 1 But her , became , . a ,, feature , of .. our h.crb «Unto ..f ~-qization. This - . , . . - , • After popping the question, next ' 1 ‘ Zat, °- n ' lhw has ci, s v .ice could ■ n not , reach 11 her legal Another Sandy lauie them lower the rope. Sandy , 1 procedure. . -x 1 explanation ----- ; gram! battle-field I M u ? lnt°r to hlnl that ® ( of t be Boleinm ty, if lt does not con tain in " order is to J Xy flii^Not I .T?1 8Ed Sitting in the noose and holding on ...r. nn.l onl.l. if “ men and horses 110 sha11 bo Poor- '.v ... ■ , . the true origin of tho custom, bears Does your son play the flute! Not Nothing ’ lAeVsyVO Silem with Ixith hands, while he defended “Nancv. lias happened. .. ", , likeliltixid, ... Silence does not always mark » • something ,, ti 1 the impress the well; but he is under tootle-age.- atic or intelli t ?.xp!orat J, dom. • nor. . cry err nut! I inv are raising riesinirn 1 . < . f greater " . . . himself from the rough sides with I Do not out! They a | reasons of adoption being more deli ; Clock-worked stockings are not nec- bw.n mad as%nl little heflw two I Few his feet, the descent went on as well man out -if tho gulch w hose chances ------— Few ’ advise how to make mozfl , or fpet jn 1^ , as he could wish for the first, t wenty of holding on to the rope depend nite. In early times the Judges essan y second hand stockings. ! I or three feet Al, in depth 1 have 1 been 1 many how to spend it. were for the most part ecclesiastics, TV some feet or so. Now and then n gray i upon steadiness of nerve. If ye' dmr i in of tl.a ______ i,..i ____ ! ' . A Michigan woman, with a short i dug oRhe mounds, but many A proud man never shows eaglo flew out from some hidden look over ye might make him fall." j and in spite of the church’s prohibi and boavy stick, has set out to walk I of the parts of an anatomy of man tion that no one in holy orders should to California. IL is nothing uncom and beast, and beautiful specimens of pride so much as when he is civil niche and brushed his face with its "Dick, who has ventured over?" pronounce sentence of death, they He who is most slow in makicSl wing, and once or twice a glimpse of she asked, looking the miner square for actresses to travel all over broken pottery and other curiosities were, by virtue of their judicial office, mon promise is the most faithful in 11 the grout diatanco below dazed him a in the face. the country with half a dozou sticks, nave been found in these feeble little; otherwise the adventurer was "That is something ye must not often called upon to do so. Hence and they make money at it, too. efforts at excavation. Five miles performance of it. the Judge, when the sentence of meeting no harm. At last those above know at present, Nancy" Mr. Hammer is a Chicago man who above Mandan, on the opposite side Moro wisdc®' 1 .'lore helpful nejpiul than all wisaon- death had to bo passed, laid aside his heard him command them to stop “But I wiil know! Is it Sandy?’’ is dreadfully bored by having people of the Missouri, is another vast cem one draught of simple human si clerieal character, and putting on his lowering. she asked with trembling voice. I tell him he ought to be able to hit I etery . as . yet unexplored. ____ We asked that will not forsake us. “Be quiet. Nancy; you will soon cap to cover his clerical tonsure, thus the nail on the head. He. however, I an Indian what his people knew of “Have you tie things?“ asked tho Speaking much is a sign of vaM showed that he acted now in civil foreman, leaning over the verge and know all!" was IL«> answer ho gave ' capacity alone. The great number retorts that be never does as lie’s these ancient graveyards. He an for he that, is lavish in words H her. wholly in the hands of his wife. ye »ring down upon the miner. swered: “Me know nothing about niggard in deed. Just then some of the miners joined of clerical Judges made the custom “I have, sir,” was the answer. What is that with an Apron? That them. They were here before the most universal, and we do not hesitato Men aro born with two eyes- 1 hands those nearest the verge lean “Full away!" to accept this as the reason why the my son. is a Woman. What is she red man.” with one tongue, in order that tj ing far over into the gorge. They ] trying to Do? She is trying to drive “Haul up gently, men. Be sure of act has been observed to this day. The latest mathematical question should see twice as much as tto your hold, every one, for if the rope caught Sandy by the shoulder as he Ten pullets and a Gentleman Hen out runs as follows: “Two girls met | »ay- was about to give up in despair of A story, very good if true, is told of the Garden. Will she do it? No, slips the sharp rock may cut it.’’ I look upon indolence as a st'U I ever reaching terra firma. It was a of a well-known lendingpuan. While my son. but she will spoil the Gar three other girls and all kissed. How Inch by inch, with alow and me hard tug. for Samly was a large man. on the Square one day last week, he many kisses were exchanged? In the suicide; for the man is efficiet] chanical motion, he arose. The but at length they accomplished passed quite a pretty girl, who smiled den. hurry and bustle of newspaper life I destroyed, though the appeal miners, thiuking the dangor over, their task. Softly, and with the and bade him “ good morning.” Mac "I shculd like to see Mrs. Smith,” we haven’t time to make the compu > the brute may survive. broke into a mariner’s “yo heave yo.” tenderness of women, they laid him entered into conversation, and in a said Mrs. Brownloe; “I’d give her a tation—we only remark that the I’ is no disgrace not to be able 1 Loud afld long they drew the chorus, upon the greensward. ! short, time escorted his companion to piece of my mind.” “Quite gener whole business was a melan 'ho y do everything; but to undertake ] until the cheering notes echoed ous of you. ” remarked her friend; “It is hel—it is my husband! Oh, 1 Martinelli's where they had an ex waste—|Hartford Evening Post. pretend to do, what you are not EM around the neighboring peaks. As my jxior Sandy! To think that you, cellent dinner. At coffee lie said: "but, perhaps she would never find The Boston Posf mentions the in- for, is not only shameful, but -j they sang, unknow to them, certain who went forth so handsome and “ Do you know I am sorry to confess any more use for it than yon have, i vention of a patent chair that can Ire , tremely tionblesome and vexat q fibres in the rope, about eight feet strong in the morning should be like I have forgotten your name. Where Mrs. Brownloe.” If th >n art rich, then show q above Bandy’s head, began to give in this!” And the jxxir woman Vented did we last meet?’’ She smiled a “Don’t you think Parson Brown is adjusted to 8(10 different positions, but confesses that not one could Ire greatness of thy fortune, or wha-’j a ¿manner that would have put con her grief in heart rending sobs. 1 smile of awful meaning, and replied: a man of considerable ardor?" in- made comfortable to the man trying I'etter, the grentness of thy soiil-j sternation into their breasts’ if they •Che.r up, Nancy! He will recover “ Why, you know! Mother manages l quire«! a friend of Mr. Jollie. “No.” explain bis wherealrouts the night the meekness of thy converau-j had seen it. --he h as only swooned from fatigue. the University Place Laundry, and was the reply; “<5n the contrary, I to Suddenly there was a pause a See. he moves now! Come men, let sent me around to see if she could not inferred from the exhibit made at before to an inquiringly suspicious condescend to mpn of low snap that made every man's nerves us take him to his cabin!" said tho collet that little bill to-tlay.” He has | dinner the last time he invite«! me wife. Evidently that editor is in a support the distressed and tho neglected. Be great. I vibrate like spiral wires. It was a ] foreman, trying to alleviate her emo avoided the Martin House ever since. to dine with him that he was a man position to talk understanding^. - ♦- moment when mon feel their hearts tions. i-yery man feels instinctively ' of very little larder." • -•- • Several interior towns complain all the l eant if nl sentiments in n jump into their mouths, anil a cold, At \ ictoria. B. C., the American ] First student: “How stupid! Here She dried her eyesand ran to pre creeping sensation descend their pare tho way for them. Sandy was steamer Goliat was seized for an in | my unfle sends me twenty marks as that they are overrun with able- world weigh jess than a single io^ bodied. voracious tramps, with enor • notion, and that, while tenderne^j spines. With one accord they di laid on a tied where, instead of re fraction of the coasting laws. She ' a present" S«»cond student: "I recteii their inquiring eyes upon tho covering, he began to grow worse, towed a ship with steei rails from | should think yon woulti be de- mous appetites and constitutional ob feeling and susceptibility togene’Jj foreman. raving of breaking ropes and chasms. i Victoria to Fort Moody. A fine of I lighted." “Not at all; I was just jections to work. while farmers find emotions are accidents of it almost impossible to secure help , nnont, goodness is an acbie▼e^l?D*• 1 “Great heavens! mon. the rope is I Brain fever set in. and Nancy watched , $4lX) was paid under protest. I going to ask him to lend me fifty." to harvest the crop®. “ . the will and a quality of life. A WIFE OUT OF TOWN- 3 t W1 tac an rr ft l.’l It < fa A : a ry ihii pn tiv I m »wei |0Vt