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tl CUR OWN FUN. the other notice, between that and the blacking boots. For Stephens of NEW york IDAHO BANDITS one about the weekly prayer meeting. Georgia always wanted people to Anyway it wasn’t me, but it like to work and earn their way, and be broke up the meeting After the dea An Interesting: Letter from our Corres- ' independent: und so he would ask The Idaho Outlaws Traced to their Ke« pomit nt about Matters of Note in the ’ the whole country round to come treat, and Nolan the Leader Captured con read the choir notice he took up G.*eat Eastern Metropolis. the other one and read,'I am request there and stay all night in order that near Marsh Basin. this particular negro might get five ed to auuounce that the Y’. M C. As “ There, you drop that,” said ti e •ociation will give a friendly enter cents or so for blacking their boots. N ew Y ork , April 25, 1883. During thé last year many rob- grocery man to the bad boy. as he tainment with soft gloves, on Tues You envied residents of the Pacific In fact, he would give a stranger a beries and depredations on stage came limping into the store and be day evening, to which ad are invited. Coast ure, no doubt, enjoying all the tive-dollar entertainment in order that coach passengers have been reported Brothei John Sullivan, the eminent this negro might get a tive-cent job gan to fumble around a box of straw Boston from Idaho and Nevada, anl several rivalist, will lead the exercises, glories of a California spring, amid blacking his boots. berries. “ I nave never kicked at assisted by Brother Slade, the Maroi fruit and flowers, while we unfortun Then there was the pitiful story mysterious cases have been sup your eating my codfish, and crackers missionary from Australia. There ate« on the Atlantic Coast are just about the two little cripples that pressed from the public by the Ex ¡ivddleil things: then that blind lie press companies, to protect their in ■ v Statistician lias estimated that and cheese, and herring, and apples, will I m , no slugging, but a collection recovering, amid snow, mud and rain grogirl; then the tramps' room, and w ill lie taken up at the door to defray '■nirtships average three tons of coal but there has got to be a dividing line expenses. ’ Well, I thought the jxsj- I from the attack of a severe winter. good one, too, that was always kept terests. On live different occasions somewhere, and I made it at straw pie in church would sink through the How 1 have longed for dear old in order and waiting to welcome tlie the stage from Kelton, Utah, to Bel ^Kch. ■ A well conducted husband, liken berries at six shillings a box, and floor. There was not a person in California this winter, only those horseless. But enough, enough to levue. IdahpK was “ held up ” by an ^fl,.] conducted candle, never goesoiit only two layers in a box, hoping the church, except tho poor old dea who know me best can conjecture- show that away down yonder in old organized band of robber», and the Splits. some plinnber, or gas man would con, but what understood that some Besides the great impetus to the Georgia there is heart- great, warm, spoils each time were rich windfalls tender and pitiful human heart—that wicked wretch had deceived him. and fl "" ll,'n sorrow has left its traces," ^fllint has become of the rest of its come along and buy it, and by gum. I knew by the way the tenor tickled spring trade here there is not much makes us braver, better, bigger to to the bandits. One day last fall the everybody that has been in the store the soprano, that he did it. 1 may be to write alxiut unles it be that mag know about cruelty to children. stage was stopped in broad day —ess ie«I y is the vowel “o” the ouly one has sampled a strawberry out of that mean, but everything I do is innocent, nilicent structure, the Brooklyn i About twenty years ago. when our light, the passengers ordered to ydu I ¡' N ■■ an tied ’ Because all the others are box, shivered as though it was sour, and I wouldn’t be as mean as a choir Bridge. It is a thing of beauty! This little "All Right” from California fell alight, and the whole treasure, for two dollars. I felt real stupendous and massive and mighty while performing here in New Y’ork, ¡»audible. and gone off without asking the singer sorry for the old deacon, but he never piece of work is as airy and graceful I first heard of this Society for the amounting to thousands of dollars ^fl Sollie house!« epers at e so wasteful 1J price,” and the grocery man looked knew what he had done, anil I think as a girl. I think you can sail quite I Prevention of Cruelty to Children. Was carried ti some retreat sup that the more flour they have tho more mad, took a hatchet and knocked it would be real mean to tell him. around the world and find nothing to I I have heard of it in connection with posed to be in the Goose Creek ^Mey knead. in the head of a barrel of apples and He won't be at the slugging match. equal it in this respect - certainly nearly every young performer that Mountains. Last fall a party of ■ Nature has her own way of canning said, “ There, help yourself to dry That remark alxiut taking up the col nothing to surpass it. With a whole has tried to make a living on the armed men made a thorough search Lii. but she generally nses ^he pell- apples.” What was it 1 heard about lection settled the deacon. I must iron mine and acres of stone quarries stage since that time. I have heard of all the mountains and canyons, but Kin for the operation. a band serenading your father, and go down to the stable now and help ! bound unin its construction, it swings of this society doing a great deal of no results were reported, though at I his inviting them in to lunch?” grease a hack, so you will have to ex there as gracefully over the great harm. I think it is not my fault if 1 the time, it was rumored that the 1 ■ Don’t get married if you wish to “ Don’t let that get out, or pa will cuse me. If pi comes here looking river as if it were only a spider’s web have not heard of its doing any great agents for Wells, Fargo Co. had u ti) heaven. All matches end in kill me dead. It was a joke. One for me, tell him you heard I was go across the grasses. From Governor’s ileal of good. I am much among the found a clue to the “ robbers roost.” rimstone, you know. iM’f these Bohemian bands that goes ing to drive a picnic party out to island, from away down the bay, from poor of tho city; indeed, 1 am of tlie Nothing more was heard of tho mat 1 A woman’s heart is a small affair, of ut it cun upset the biggest man that about town playing tunes, for pen Waukesha, and may not be back for away up the river, from every point ¡xior; my life lies with them, and I ter until last week, notwithstanding nies, was over on the next street, and a week. By that time pa will get of view, indeed, it is shapely and see much suffering among little chil the raids of the banditti became er adorned this world. I told pa I guessed some of his dren. I see them daily doing all more daring and frequent. Last that Bohemian serenade,” and beautiful to look upon. A school girl refused to multiply friends who had heard we hail a baby over Last Sunday a storm of merry and sorts of bad tilings in the gutters; week Sunday a party of armed men the boy filled his pistol pocket with I .inn i.i i. ii 1,0011 by 1,000,01)0, because at the house, had hired a band and dried apples and went out and hung adventurous boys broke past the one some of them are sick; some of them passed Raft river in the night and n -aid it was too naughty. was coming in a few minutes to sere a sign in front of tho grocery, 'Straw solitary Roman who, on this occasion, are hungry ; they are all very dirty entered tho Goose Creek Mountains | A new book is called "My Watch nade him, ami he better prepare to berries two sliillin a smell, and one did not keep the bridge, and flew and very miserable. Yet should I just south of Marsh Basin a small fceluw." It is inferred that the au make a speech. Pa is proud of be smell is enulf.” across the wild and uproarious route , discover a diamond here, have it Mormon settlement and tho nature t i i • uni'le” does business below. ing a father at his age, and he to the Brooklyn side-the lirst pleas washed, and take it out of its dirt to of their errand is gleaned from the A eoiTospondeiit of The Transcript thought it was no more than right for ure party that ever took this road somo lady or gentleman on the stage, following fucts as told by one of A PROMISING YOUTH. iks, “What is Serkys tea?” Possibly the neighbors to serenade him. and through the air. Tho police pursued who could put it !o the only possible the Pacific Coast detectives in tho The Boston Journal says: The and chased them all about as they I work its weak liirb.i are capable of, enniloy of the Express companies: is something like circus lemonade. he went to loading himself for a people of Thornton ’ s Ferry, in Mer The night was dark, and the band A manufacturer advertises: “The speech, in the library, and me and my rimack, are just now considerably ran along the way of wires, playing this society won) I rush in with a roar tmugest and cheapest bed in the el um went out and told the leader of exercised over the attempt of a tran spider ami-fly in the heavens. 1 and shew of d ¿ng good and send stumbled along through meadows jarket.” He must mean an onion the band there was a family up there sient young man to obtain the hand mention this trivial incident merely ! that child back to its rags and wretch and swamps and almost impenetrable that wanted to have some music, and to show clearly and certainly to the edness. thickets for about half a mile until ed. didn’t care for expense, so they of a farmer’s daughter and because long-waiting world that. the great Of course th“re are good and kind they camo to a deep ravine. Cross The individual man who “stole a they quit blowing where they was and of some transactions in which prom Brooklyn bridge is just about on the meaning men and women in this ing this, they stood before a steep larch" lias been put in tho same cell cumeright along. Noneof tliemcoulil inent gentlemen wt re pretty effectu edge of completion. I do not know society, but I am afraid they do a hillside that was a chaotic jumble of |ritli Procrastination, the thief of understand English except the leader, ally hoodwinked. It appears that a or really care what name shall claim vast «leal more harm than good. I broken rock, crags, and huge bould ime. few weeks ago a gentleman, who may and he understood only enough to go the glory of this graceful work; but tell you I want them to go info the ers. Russell, the guide, scrambled "The novel of the period” is out. and take a drink when he is invited. be called Mr. B., was in Nasliau, certainly each year, as we come to 1 gutters and take the dirty children up the steep hill and the party follow Ve should think the demand for My chum steered the band up to our when he was accosted by a young love and even require and demand there before they are washed up. ed, their hands and clothes being torn uch a book would soon come to a house and got them to play ■ Babies man who wanted employment in the tho beautiful, even in the most mass Then it will look like they are in by contact with the sharp stones. full stop.” on our Block,’ and ' Baby Mine,’ and country. He conversed with the ive constructions, his fame must glow earnest. As it is, I never had blit Half way up the hillside tho leader Au old sea captain says that when I stopped all the men who was going young man, who gave his name as like a star in twilight. one opinion, and that is that the men paused and said: "Hero is the place.” e’s aboard ship he is never governed home and told them to wait a min George Livingstone, and finally made But look at that impertinent yellow connected with tho Society for the He knelt down in the damp leaves at y his mate, but when he is at home, ute and they would see some fun, so a bargain with him to work at farm span hanging so stiff’ and insolent Prevention of Cruelty to Children are the entrance of a natural cave under when the band got through the sec labor for a period of six months. above Niagara! So hideously ugly a lot of meddlesome and sentimental the crags aud began to dig. He soon e always is. Livingstone accompanied him to his A young lady, of rather indolent ond tune, and the Prussians were home, and a day or two later, having and out of proportion is it that you old grannies. Perhaps this is a bit unearthed several suits of clothes, abits, recently remarked that she emptying the beer out of the horns, become sentimental toward his almost scream with pain to look at it. hard. But. anyhow, 1 fear that they parcels of jewelry, handkerchiefs, as going West to live, because out and pa stepped out on the porch, daughter, exhibited a pic ure which And this may be said of nine tenths have but little of the Uone3t and shirts, boxes of jack knives, revolvers, hern the tornadoes did all tho sweep there was more nor a hundred people greatly resembled her, and which, as of such works in America. Perhaps, earnest old Henry Bergh at the heart and a hundred or more of miscel in front of the house. You'd a dide however, the proximity to nature in of them.—| Penn. laneous articles. He then went to an Ing. see pa when he put his hand in the he said, was a portrait of a young her grandest aspect here puts the other cave ami soon unearthed five “A repntashun,” says Josh Billings., to POOR FENCES vs. GOOD ROADS. breast of his coat, and struck an at woman to whom he had been engaged bridge to even greater shame. But bottles of cognac bramly, a cuddy of ngirl ‘once broken, may possibly be re titude. looked like a congress and to whom, had she not died a it is certainly a hideous fright, and Where now tho country highways tobacco, boxes of cigars, Ixixes of tailed, but the world will alwlis keep man, or lie a The band was year ago. he should Lave been mar ought to fall the first time it can con are impassable seas of unctuous mud candy, several fur lined clonks, and il<! fheir eyes on the place where the seared, cause tramp. ried. Miss B ’ s resemblance to the they thought he was veniently do so without hurting any during a very considerable part of more revolvers. ;rack was.” mad, and some of them were going to deceased touched his heart, and he body but its builders. And right the year, good roads, firm, dry, and Russell then informed the officers desired to marry her. She could not Brown was explaining to his wife: run, thinking he was going to throw here I am terribly tempted to pound smooth, may be made at a cost de that the head quarters of the gang think of marriage at once, and more They call ’em canons because« they pieces of brick house at them, but away at the unsightly, sickening largely upon the characteris was Ht a tnndiled-down shanty in the re big guns in the church, and be my chum and the leader kept them. over she could not leave her parents railway stations strewn all over the pending of the soil, tho formation of the outskirts of the town, in which they ides, they are always shooting off Then pa sailed in. He commenced and take up her residence in Vermont. land. Why, there is not a shed built tics surface of the land, tho distance from hud planned most of their depreda heir mouths.” ‘ Fellow Citizens,' and then went back Livingstone thereupon said he would for sheep in all Europe as hideous, as a supply of material suitable for tions, and which he said was also purchase any farm sho might name entirely horrid and nasty, both to | Substitution.—A Vassar college to Adam anil Eve, and worked up to Merrimack, and represented that look at and enter, as the average roadmaking, and upon the cost of stored with plunder. After returning aiss reads the prayer book response the present day, giving a history of in tile. Therefore even an approximate from their marauding expeditions he was worth $75,000. Agreements American railway station, They i estimate of the average cost of such they spent the night, in the house hus: “As it was in the beginning, the notable people who had acquired were then made, and the young man make the tired traveler more tired. J work in a large area of country can feasting on fowls captured from ow, and ever shall be, world without children, anil kept the crowd interest ed. 1 felt sorry for pa, cause I knew purchased Mr. E’s place, agreeing to They make him sick. They breed | not be easily made. If it besuppised neighboring hen roosts. One of the mon. Ab, me.” pay $10,000 in cash. Deeds were An old lady who witnessed the how he would feel when he came to made, mortgages discharged, land disease. that gravel or other good roadmak band was always loft in charge of the Tho fust thing to do is to lauding of William Penn in Phila find out he had been sold. The Bo surveyed, he ordered a thousand ing material will average in cost bouse at night. Approaching tho liemiaus in the band that couldn ’ t delphia, recently, was heard to ex shade trees, a thousand stone posts, them beautiful. After that it will $1.25 per cubic yard when spread rendezvous, the officers moved with iii understand English, they looked at naturally occur to keep them clean - upon the ground, then it will cost quiet, footsteps and in silence. It claim: "Law me! I thought Mr. ty.. each other, and wondered what it was i continued the farm hands in hi« em not before. Look at the pretty little $20,62} per rod of road nine feet was now about 2 a . m . The place was rfc-l iPenn was dead.” ’ . .j, rode about the county in Mr. Anally pa wound up by | ' ii tail cottage like stations as you run down wide, or $6,600 per mile. This will in gloom. No sound was beard from “Dear mu!” said Mrs. Partington, about, and >r**| that it was every citizen's i E’s 8 team accompanied by Miss B.. from Liverpool to London. And, be the lirst cost, to which is to be within. Russell advanced to the a lu? I the other day. “young girls, nowadays, stating and manifested for a week or so all own children of his own, and - indeed, every road in England, even added tho expense which may be in door and opened it. It creaked as it Svrd are not what their mothers used to be. duty to he invited the band and the tho lordliness of wealth, influence the humblest, might give ns a good curred in grading, tiling, bridging in swung on its hinges, followed by his I Half of them are sufferers from nerv then anil respectability. The surveys and crowd in to take some refreshments. ion » lesson in this. substantial manner, and such other men. It was impossible to distin ous petspiration!” Well, you ought to have seen that the papers were made in the mean In Italy many of the stations, work as may bo found necessary. In guish an object in the dnrkness'. Ho time, and when the time came to Typo is anxious to know if the band come in tho house. They fell ____ _ r of the country. ____ flashed a match, and the light fell favored parts ore "Tales of Ancient Greece” are “fat over each other getting in, anil the make the transfer and pay the pur graceful as kirks, have flowers planted some timber is an incumbrance ami full on the red face of a red haired matter!” Yes, friend Typo. “Tales crowd went home, leaving pa am! my chase money, Livingstone was sick. all abont the doors anil ways to and where is cheap, rails may be made al ' young man in his night clothes nyt a of Ancient Greece are “fat” matter chum anil me and the band. Eat? Gco.l nursing, however, brought him from the cars. And Italy is a land labor cost of $1 per hundred; in most yard away. It was John Nolan, who just as much as “Tales of the Sea” YVell. 1 should smile. They just out, and on Monday afternoon all the scant, indeed, of a place to plant a places they are worth fully $2 per was preparing apparently for a in interest met in the office of flowers. And yet every traveler will are codfish tails. reached for things, and talked Bohe parfief bundled, and in many parts of the Bpriug, a long dirk knife uplifted in testify that in more than one place William W. Bailey, Esq., in this city. Said a railroad engineer to an mian. Drink.’ O, no. 1 guess they there he literally walks through a country rails cannot be easily bought olio baud and a cocked revolver level Irishman, whose cow had been killed: dind’t pour it down. Pa opened a Livingstone said ho was ready, and road of roses on his way to the cars. for less than $30 per thousand. Per ed in the other. Before he could speak stepping out of the office, said he “But she didn’t get out of the way dozen b'.ttlesof champagne, and they Contrast that with our steaming, reck haps a fair average will be $20 per or make a movement they caught when 1 rang the bell. "Faith, thin.” fairly bathed in it, as though they would return in a moment. Secur less pens here' Aye, even the most thousand. In a (Jood ten rail fence him l.y the arms and he was quickly ■‘■aid Pat, "ye didn’t sthop when she I had a lire inside. Pa tried to talk ing his carpet bag, w hich, it is said, stately and imposing stations here are then* are twenty rails to each rod of disarmed. He had beard the cau two pairs of overalls and a rang her bell, navtlier.” with them about the baby, but they contained dirty shirt, from the wagon, he hasti only pens, and pens unfit for cattle. fence. In one mile of roadside fence tious approach of the officers, and The New York Commercial Adver couldn’t understand, and finally they ly departed. In passing Miss B., who What sensitive traveler on our shores there are 6,400 rails, worth $128, had just time to draw on one stock tiser says that "tricycles and trousers got full and started out, and the lead was a short distance away, he said to does not shrink with a vague sense of equal to $256 per lineal mile of road. ing and a shoe before they were are agitating the English female er asked pa for three dollars, and that her that he was going to the bank dread and horror at the approach of To inclose with such a fence a section upon him. mind." Trousers have agitated the broke him up. Pa told the leader he and would return in a few minutes. one of these places? First comes of land coBts for material alone not The place was tilled with plunder female mind for ages—but there is supposed the gentlemen who had got The party waited untit night, and, that long and unearthly scream or less than $512. Where land is cut of a nature similar to that found in up the serenade had paid for the mu generally a man in them. as Livingstone did not return, went yell, as if every savage had left bis into quarter section farms and east tho woods. On tho floor lay two Never let go of a good thing that! sic, and the leader pointed to me and home in disgust. There are several grave to howl from the hilltops at our of the Missouri farms will certainly dressed fowls that had lieeti stolen up a little, little. not average more than 160 acres and killed, and were designed for the you really have, for a better thing said I was the gentleman that persons who have bills for services approach. Then we slow up leuuereo, but „.u all .... of them are good Then ___ ______ , boards ------------ That hid each the cost of division and road morning meal. The one rough room about which there is some doubt. The got it up. Pa paid him. but rendered, that boy us. and inclined to look niton eous boy I have seen so often in a fences will not lie less than $768 for was furnished with a cooking stove, dog in the fable who dropped a piece he had a wicked look in bis natured , , Ill * I I ' — * . down V — —. .— 2 the I — each 1 . square n * » mile •'» I 1 z, . of - ■ I land. < 1 V* z I 11, z» z , aver ** z • sz some chairs, a table, and stocked nightmare, comes 1 limping The of meat to snap at a shadow, went eye. and me will my chum lit* out, the aflair as a good sell. and the Bohemians came down the I aisle with a basket Then he bumps age amount of unnecessary fences with literature of border life. Among hungry the rest of the day. street bilin’ full, with their horns on „ w ,.xr bumps your shoulder with his per square mile in tfie States east of the pamphlets were “The James “Are you afraid your wife will get their arms, and they were talking Bo I 1 ayisg H is D ebt . M j son. » he "nd basket and bawls out “Sandwiches!” the Missouri is probably far more Brothers,” “The Ford Brothers,’ married again when you are dead?” Sandwiches and dyspepsia at ten than double tho amount above men “Captain Kidd, the Pirate of Holl asked one friend of another, the X51 XcyjspTi. A"J-- oh! his voice tinned. In more than one instance Gate,’’ “Billy Leroy, the Colorado —»„ „ ,*nd. other day. “I hope so, as there will ' | is so queer! Xnd. oh! his face is so the owners of farms can afford to Bandit,” The place was stocked with lx« one man in the world who will tell what tune it was, they were so I will you select?” "Well, I don’t know.” i crooked as he bawls and bawls! And. make an offer iikethat not long since loaded revolvers. Several papers know how to pity me then.” full, and a policeman came along and “I have thought some of having oh. he looks so sick that I have some- made publicly by a gentleman of were found, one of which was “Are you the chief engineer cf drove them home. I guess I will vou enter the ministry.". times even suspected that he had Newman. Ga.. who says: "I have a marked in Nolan’s handwriting, this concern ?” asked an excited indi sleep at the livery stable to night, “ Oh, I wouldn ’ t be a preacher. I ’ d ! eaten one of his own sandwiches. farm of 1,500 acres in Georgia, with " Future plans.” In it was project vidual of the sub-eilitor. “No, sir; cause pa is offnl unreasonable when I rather be a champion of some sort.” , Bah! An American railway station. a good two-story house, out ed the robbery of a dozen or more I am not the engineer: I am the boil anything costs him three dollars, be “Young man, is this the way I Bah! buildings, tenant houses, etc. If any Postoffices in the county. In ono er. And he proceeded to "boil sides the champagne." man will give me $1 per I'M) for the place was written “Success.” In an have brought you up? ” | I met Bev. Dr. Talmage last week. down” six sheets of manifold into a rails on the place 1 will make a gissl other, “ Not a success," and below the “Well, you have .made a pretty “ No. father, but I've been thinking. . He had just returned from the burial note of six lines. mess of it.” said the grocery man. I owe you a debt of gratitude. As a of the great statesman, and his stories deed for the whole 1,500 acres, and last entry was the programme of a Did he steal the dog’ "Yes, judge,” “It’s a wonder your pa does not kill preacher you'll have to help me out. of that man throw about his memory throw in all tho wagons and farm proposed trip to New York, Philadel tools on the place.” said the prisoner, “I admit that the von. But what is it I hear about the As a champion sculler, rower or a tender are I a holy light. phia. and Chicago, and thence by ... — --■» 4» -4-------- back of my trousers were tangled in trouble at the church? They lay that Ixjxer I can get plenty of backers, boat to Galveston or San Francisco Think of the barefoot boy walking the dog’s teeth and that I dragged foolishness to you.” A few weeks ago, a gentleman en-1 The burglars said that they pro and when the sign comes right make all the way from his home in the the animal away, but if yon call that “It’s all a lie. They lay everything a big match, post you how to bet, mountains and going about the edges tereii the office of a well known, posed to start a second “James stealing a dog, no man on earth is to me. It was some of them ducks and throw all the sugar into your of the town timidly asking for the insurance agent, and tossing a paper gang ” in the West. “ If Jesse James «fl safe from committing crime.” man who “edecates poo' boys.” This on th« counter, said to the clerk: had been alive’’’ said Nolan, “we that sing in the choir. I was just as hands.’’ A Denver Chinaman, who has gone much surprised as anylxxly when it poor, half-naked lad, this benighted “That’s run out, anil I want to got it | wouldn’t have been taken." An into the ice cream business recently, I occurred. Y’ou see. our minister is A Chicago exchange ¡»raises the and immortal soul aspiring to some renewed.” The clerk unfolded the j other letter was an order to Richard has the following sign near the door: laid up from the effect of the ride to skill of a contractor who raised a thing higher than his savage life in document, and then a broad grin un K. Fox inclosing money for more _______ _____ ’s person dime novels. On _ Nolan person was was "Y on catch 'em tleezy belly two bittoe the funeral, when he tried to run over large dry goods establishment six the mountains, had heard there was folded itself over his countenance, ______ many dainty visiting cards, earn a lady’s all the same Sian Flancisco." It is ! a street car, and an old deacon, who feet without injuring the bnilding or a man in the city who “edecated poo’ and he inquired: Are yon sure that mnny more and more evident that we are had symptoms of being a minister in causing an hour's cessation in busi boys,” and he came limping down this has run out? “O, yes,” said the ' tinted hand holding a bouquet, and ruined by Chinese cheap labor. his youth, was invited to take the ness, and an esteemed contemporary alone and hungry in soul and body gentleman; “my wife told me it run , among the flowers a pictured card yesterday morning.” “Well, I with the motto. “ True love’s offer “Y’ou love me?' echoed the fair minister's place, and talk a little. He in another city sneeringly nays that asking for that man, whose name he out soiry for yon, but we are not tak ing.” creature, as her pretty head oiled the is an absent minded old party, who it is only in Chicago that the profes- could not even remember. At last am that kind of risk now,” responded Nolan has long been a terror in collar of his summer suit. “Yes," he don’t keep up with the events of the j sion of shoplifting has attained such he found sorno one intelligent enough ing th» clerk, as he handed back to him Idaho, and now that he has been uni him ont the house or btoph- to point out of Steph day, and whoever played it on him perfection. said, tenderly, “yon are my own and brought to justice it is thought to be And ho got nis —hia marriage certificate. ens of < * Georgia. " only—” “Hush," she interrupted, knew that he was too pious to even nn easy matter to break up the gang Humility is a virtue all preach, education, thank God. “don't say that—be original- That read the ilailv papers. There was a of outlaws that have for years infest Nothing is wholly bail. Even Then there was a story about a sounds too much like a circus show notice of a choir meeting to be read, ! none practice, and yet everybody is I ed the Goose Creek Mountains. negro man who got his education by dark lantern baa it« bright mile- and I think the teaor smuggled in I content to hear. bill." i race horse, ----- like the law, must al- Muvs take its course. xj in extraordinary thing in ladies ¡^■,'nuets—A cheap one. <^fl\yjiv .should a tenant insist on low- n-iit when all rent is biro? ^fl'I'he man WW was above board has *. married and gone to bousekeep ^■"Nevt r smoke before ladies." We ^Kp'pose one must let the ladies smoke I f '-‘1 b