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STORMY. Cynthy, but she said 'twan’t any use to be borrowin’ trouble. I said, says PASSPORTS W!T AND HUMOR. RICHARD WAG NER A FAMOUS SONG. The man who will invent a sealskin f After lying in a foreign grave for sacque which can be worn in sum ! A Sketch of the "Greet Muter" Written thirty-one years, the dust of the au‘ An old Lady's flrot Visit to a lair. "Yes, it is: ‘fore-warned is fore A Cor.ospond«nt Describe* the Obatacle* mer time will gain the everlasting re-1 armed.’ ” Shortly Before Hie Death- Eaoouatered in Getting On*. thor of “Home, Sweet Heme,” is JEtSl'BE Tltlf WHICH PROVED gard of thousands of Americ an wo-1 Just then we came to a pretty brought home at last. men. BATHER EXPENSIVE. rough bit of road. Tom couldn’t WRITING HIT A STATEMENT OF SINGULAR NIARRIAGF TO THE Payne was born in New York in When a doctor is caught digging drive slow anyway, and it didn't take ONE'S PERSONAL APPEARANCE, DAUGHTER OF LISZT. 1792, but his father went immediately — > a corpse, they kick up an awful' more than three minutes of his . «P . . . Yes. if you want IU0 f° you bouncing up and down on the bottom row and put him in prison, and all Here is not only the Master’s thea afterward to Boston, whero at a very out it, lean. You see, for all I’m of that keg’fore slam through it wont! A person about to visit certain for i that. It seems hard to punish a man tre, but his home, built for him by early age the boy’s taste and talent oldish woman, near seventy-nine, Tom is a pretty heavy man. and he eign countries—Russia, Germany, for digging where he planted. for literature and the theater ap re never been to a fair afore. For stuck fast in the keg, and could neither Spain, for example—must, as is well- Several of our exchanges are devot the King of Bavaria, and standing peared. Returning to New York, he ,en Hiram, my husband, was livin’ get bis feet to the bottom of thè known, provide himself with a pass- ing considerable space to the impor i in a pleasant garden almost in the was a clerk in a counting-room and a wagon or move himself with his hands tance of " cooking girls ” It ’ s no use. | centre of the town. Here he lives never approved of such things, and he didn't dare move round much port, or in other words, a credential i We don’t want them cooked. The during the summer mouths, not, it student at Union College, always with d since I’ve been 1'vin’ round with anyway, for fear he would tip ever ami from his own government, stating I raw damsel is good enough for us. the same tastes, until in his sixteenth ildren they wanted to go. mostly, roll out; so ho just kept still, and who it is, and containing a descrip The long-continued use cf the tele will bo believed, in the seclusion of year, in 1809, he appeared at the old strictly local circles, but constantly d so I stayed at home to see to when he got home Maria got the tion of him personally. The paper I phone produces an abnormal en Park Theater in New York as Young ngs. But this year Tom, my son, hammer and knocked off the hoopsi may serve, too, as a protection for largement of the ear. If this is so, surrounded by a host of friends and Norval. He was a successful actor, and Cynthy helped him out. He,y disciples, and visited by troops of the evolutionist of the next century js. says be: been pretty lame ever since, and Bars the traveler while abroad. may conclude that the jackass is the curious pilgrims. In the winter he and by the advice of Cooke, Payne ■Mother, you’re getting along in he calculates it will take $15 to repas, Such certificates are given to citi missing link. went to London in 1813. In Eng ars, and you’ve never been to a the harnesses and get Tommie a new zens on application at W asbington. j Somebody advertised in the Her goes southward, of late to Sicily or land and France, with varying for Venice. But his hoad quarters are suit of clothes; but Cynthy is going r. I'm going with both horses and tune. sa actor, manager and play But it may happen that a person, set ald: "A house for a family in good , big wagon, and you can go just as to have $2.25 premium money, beside ting off suddenly on an unexpected repair.” “ In good repair means, at Baireuth—Munich, the scene of wright, he remained for nearly twenty considerable glory. his first complete success, having JI a« not. Will you?’’ i voyage, or from some similar reason, probably, one in which none of its in been almost entirely abandoned. years. His "Brutus” was brought OHt ------ » <----------- — Well, I wavered awhile, but finally by Kean with great success in 1818. dividual members are wholly or par may find it inconvient to apply, with ABOUT WITNESSES. His house is built in the Renaissance And when Charles Kemble became Deluded to go. just to phase Tom, j proofs of citizenship, at Washington. tially cracked. style, square, and with little orna manager of Convent Garden, and ap m know. We was calculating on Witnesses are sworn to tell “ the In such cases, application can be Standing before a clergyman who tting a right early start, and so had truth, the whole truth and nothing ! made to the Mayor of the city in was about to marry him, a rustic was ment save a large sgraffito painting plied to Payne for aid, Payne offered Bst of the thiugs ready over night, i but the truth.” The way in which ! which the person chances to be, and ask» d: " Wilt thou have this woman,” by Robert Krausse over the doorway, him a collection of MBS. for £230. rnthy, Tom’s wife, had a shoe-box they observe their oath classifies | where an accredited agent of the etc, The man started in surprise surmounted in its turn by the name The £30 was the sum asked for the villa, Wahnfried. This being "Clari; or the Maid of Milan ” Kem >st full of cheese and bread. On teem. country which he proposes visiting is and replied: “Ay, surely! Whoy I ! of freely translated, means "peace from ble bought them all. Payne turned o top she put six rolls of her very Ihe “ too-willing’’witness tells all resident. kurnmed a-puppus!” illusions ” or "aberrations, ” and tyui- “Clari" into an opera. Miss M. Tree, st butter; it was splendid, with a lie knows and much more. He for A correspondent of the Companion, ,1... ...I. IV_________ #... * 1 An Atlanta youth being wanted in fies the rest , ..I. which Wagner found the older sister of Ellen Tree, took eaf of wheat stamped on the top. gets that he has sworn totell“noth who was recently in New Orleans and d her monogram cut on the side, ing but the truth." In contrast with wished to go immediately to Havana, court on several indictments for lar when settled at last in his own home the chief part, and sung, for the first rnthy is a master smart housekeeper, him is the "exact witness, who is I Cuba,—which is under the govern- ceny, wrote the court a letter in near his own theatre, his battles time, “Home, Sweet Home.” The d always gets premiums for what also known as the “slow” witness, j ment of Spain,—procured his pass- which he said: “I have a fever and over and liis dreams are realized, play was enormously successful. Miss er she carries. She was very care He don t commit himself to an answer I port, or a pape.- equivalent to one, by kant imagine whats tho matter unless The painting typifies his art. Every- Tree made "a great match," and I am taking the small-pocks." i thing connected with Wagner's life everybody made money except Payne, 1 to get that butter in a good place until he has weighed every word. | the last-named method. He thus Sedalia, Mo., has a billiard saloon in Baireuth has been made to sag who lost not only £25 which , was to the top, where she was sure it One of this class was crossed exam- j describes the obstacles he encounter- for ladies only, and the proprietor al- gest his work in a degree which have been paid for copyright on the >uld go safe. ined as to his distance from a certain ed: thinks of taking out the tables seems odd to the people less naive twentieth night, but he was not even We was already to start at half place. “ I was just four yards, two ________ _____________________ At the Mayor's office I learned that ready at six in the morning. Tom put feet and six inches off. he answered, the first requisite was that I should and allowing the fair creatures to than these artistic Germans, more complimented with a copy of his keenly alive to the ridiculous, and song. He wrote "Charles II.,” anoth b shoe-box in the back of the wagon; peremptorily. L_ ILS „.L 12 L2-2. As 1 . play right on the flooi, where a great less be satisfactorily identified. blindly wrapped in their enthu er very successful play. But still for r little Tommie to sit on, then some | " How came you to be so exact in was a stranger in the city, this was deal of carroming is done now. airs for the older children. Cynthy this matter, my friend?” asked the attended with some difficulty, At Wanted—A substitute for the word siasms. HU dogs are called Wotan, tune refused to smile, and in 1832 he Freia and Fricka. His children, came home. d I, and last of all he put in a good i lawyer. last I ~ thought „7 of the cashier „7 of the 1,.„„ —, " , holocaust, . . ” to be employed in the even, are named for hie creations, the Here he had various projects, but ;ed nail keg filled with turnips and “Because I expected some fool New Orleans Bank to whom I had description of^ fatal tires. tatoes, and seated himself on the would ask me, and so I measured the been previously identified: I enlisted i caust ” ’ 1 has become weary and youngest being Siegfried. If ever a nothing prospered. He went as con p. I told him I thought ho had distance.” ’ his ' services ' ' in my ■ behalf. • - - * frayed J at the edges, and should be re- man is crushed beneath the weight sul to Tunis, then returned, and vain of a doubly suggestive pat.onymic, ly sought a more congenial place, iter have some other kind of a seat, On back from the _______ bank I moved to a hospital fol repairs. The “thick-headed” witness is ____ my __ way ___________ may well bo young Siegfried Wag finally going back to Tunis as consul, t he said ’twas just as good as he usually evasive in his answers. He was fortunate enough to meet two j There ___________ is a town in Iowa which has a it inted, and there wasn’t room for intends to tell “the truth,” but his gentlemou with whom I was somewhat population of 1300 and twelve dis ner when he shall come to man's es where he died and was buried in tate! In his garden, which stretches April, 1852. There hiB body has ything else. mind is so hazy that the sharpest acquainted. Their ...................... kindly offices, 1 tinct church organizations. It is of the house to the little public rested quietly, not in a “neglected You see we started so early we! questions fuil to bring distinct an- backed - -'- J up — ' by certain papers in my ! understood that they will join in back park, the Master may be seen taking In’t think about bow hot it was I swers from him. possession, effected my satisfactory renting an oyster for use during the his morning constitutional in velvet spot,” but in a garden of loses and carnations and heliotropes and violets. ing to be. and never carried a sign 1 At a trial fov assault and battery, a identification in the eye of the Mayor ' present season of oyster suppers, dressing-gown and cap, and passing an umbriller or parasol, or any witness was asked,— and of the law, as (sic) “ a citizen, a A little girl in a Hartford Sunday- up and down before the tomb, lettered There, too, he was kindly regarded ing to keep oft' the sun, and long " Did you see the prisoner throw respectable person and one of good school, unused to diplomatic ways, with his own name, which he had al by Europeans and the native inhab On the Sth of January his ire we got there it was blazin' down the stone?” standing in society. sidled up to her teacher and naively ready built. We are reminded of itants. t enough to blister Tom’s oldest “I saw a stone, and I’ze pretty „„ „„™. ___ wanted _____ Schliemann's home in Athens, with body was disinterred, and, as a letter A blank was then handed me to as cou]a be said: “ ___ Mother in the Tribune Btntes, it was carried, rl. Maria fidgeted round and put sure the prisoner throwed it.” an-' till out, in which I was required to me t0 fln(] out jp a rouudabout way its Homeric frescoes, and the children attended by his old Arab dragoman r handkerchief over her face (she’s ------- swered 10 the witness, cautiously. ----- O.---------- state my place of birth and of resi whether you are Mrs. or Miss—.” named from heroes of the Iliad. and a few personal friends,'to the own as a Malay, but she's always “ Was it a large stone?” deuce. Also my age, height in En- i A gentloman in 8earch of a tnan to Entering the house one finds a little Protestant church where the a pickle for fear she'll tan) andj “ I should say it was a largish glish feet and inches, height of fore large hall running up to the roof, do some work, met on his way a id she wished for li°r part, she’d 1 stone.” head, length of nose, color of eyes, lady not as young as she once was. with a painted frieze showing scenes chancel window is inscribed with his ;her brought an umbriller or stayed " What was its size?” ditto of hair, character of my chin, and asked her: “ Can you tell me from the Nibelunyen. Out of this name. As the coffin was brought in home. “ I should say a sizable stone." I size of my mouth, thickness of my where I can find a man?" “No. I hall opens a great square room con an Englishman at the organ softly played “Sweet Home,” which an I said I wished for my part she; "Can’t you answer exactly as to I face )not cheek), etc., etc. she replied, “ for I have been taining the piano and many rows of American lady sweetly sung, and then d. I wasn’t feeling over comfort- how big it was?” It was rather embarrassing to be cannot," these twenty years for one book shelves, filled for the greater it was left alone through the night, le myself. One of my shoes pinched, “ I should say it was a stone of asked to do all this for myself. But looking part with works of Eastern philoso watched by the dragoman, and in tho d the sweat was streaming down some bigness.” by aid of a pocket looking-glass and myself.” Law Professor: “ What constitutes phy, and with volumes relating to the morning it was placed upon a French jr face; beside, I didn't have over ! "Can’tyou give the jury some a two foot rule I attempted to do it. old German themes that Wagner has steamer, which sailed for Marseilles. nfidence in the horses, and Tom idea of how big it was?” More embarrassing still, I was then burglary?” Student; “There must to new purposes. In a bay At Marseilles it was transferred to a ep sawyin’ round on the nail-keg, " Why, as near as 1 can recollect, told to go to a Notary Public, before be a breaking.” Professor: “Then adapted window near the piano is the table at steamer for New York. The name of if a man enters your door and takes lenever we went over a stone. I it was something of a stone.” whom I must swear solemnly to the lint been used to ridin’ much lately, [ “Can't you compare it with some truth and accuracy of my above per a sovereign from your vest pocket in which he sits when working. Here Payne will live in the heart of every during the summer season live Wag id I don't think it was any more1 other object?" sonal statement and description of the hall, would that be burglary.” ner and his strangely constituted generation by the pathetic tenderness of a single song.—j Harper’s Weekly. Student: “ YeB, sir, because that an natural that I should feel a little "Why, if I wur to compare it so as myself. family—his wife, who is the daughter ar. The awful Consequence of having would break me.” to give some notion of the stone, I of the Abbe Liszt, all her children by A correspondent of the English Tom said I might just as well keep j should say it wur as large as a lump made _ some _____________ vain mistake in ___ the ____ size j A young women went into an Iowa divorced husband Hans von Mechanic says: "Whoever judges by y feet in the wagon, and I don’t o’ chalk.” of my mouth, or of having put my newspaper office to advertise for her Bulow’s, and Wagner’s own younger the effect on dogB what would be the low but I had, for I noticed since “ That will do,” said the counsel; nose down as medium length, when kitchen help. She said, with a sigh brood. Bulow’s children seem to effect on human beings must make :ame home that I'd ground a hole , "you may step aside."—[Youth’s those terrible Spaniards might \ and a wring of nor dainty gloved adore the Master ns much as do his mistakes. There is not the least rea the side of my shoe where I hit1 Companion. choose to consider it a long nose.now \ hands: Oh! I do hope we'll get one own, and to glory in his fame as son to suppose that the effects would ainst the wheel. We all chirked flashed upon me. But in desperation [ soon, for it does almost break my though they had a legal share therein. be the same in the two cases. I do > considerable when wo got in sight I swore it was accurate, paid the fees [ heart to see mother wash dishes, with His wife— ‘Cosima, “NOT GUILTY.” ” as she is famil not fancy a diet of thistles with the ground, and after we got inside -_____ - - 1 ’____________________ her rheumatism, too.” ------- and proceeded. iarly, even affectionately, called on lumps of rock salt would be benefi aria looked round for Tommie, and . A member of a church congregation The paper tbu8 subscribed and A fairheaven five year old child, every hand—is a tall, striking look cial to a man, but donkeys certainly you’ll believe it theltttle rascal had in M isconsin was last fall charg d gworn to by myself, was next wi10 went to school for the first time, ing woman of Italian type with a thrive on both. It is a well-known ken the cover off the box and laid signed »nd stamped by the Mayor, came home _at noon, and said to her line faco showing remains of great fact that to experiment on animals s fat little body down comfortably up before a committee for investiga-1 Then I was bidden pay fees and go mother: “ Mamma. I don’t think that youthful beauty. I have rarely Been with drugs for the purpose of ascer i the napkins and towels Cynthy tion. The trial began by a deacon | in search of the Spanish Consul, who I teacher knows much," " Why not. my a more interesting and impressive taining their effect is futile and utter d wrapped so carefully around the asking: | might or might not have the grace dear?” “ Why she kept asking ques- looking woman; and while many who ly useless, the action being different "Brother Smith, the charge is itter! It was so warm it was all IS to vise my document. tions all the time. She asked where admire Wagner as an artist dislike on nearly all. Tobacco is harmless sited. ■ Such a looking boy was gambling in stocks." After« hot walk and the mounting of the Mississippi river was.” him as a man, there seems to be but to a goat, lachesis (rattlesnake) to a aver seen. We scraped him off and “ Yes, Bir.” many stairs, the blacked-eyed, mus a single feeling of admiration for his pig, strichnine to a toucan and bella “ Biddy, bring Mrs. Smith a glass “And you plead not guilty" iped him off. and at last Maria put tachioed who represents the majesty - , sherry.” Exit Biddy. “ Yon must wife. She is not only extremely donna (deadly night-shade) to a rab “ No, sir, I plead guilty.” sr duster cape around him, for he of Spain at New found. sherry. extremely well educated, and bit; but all these aro deadly poisons. < . Orleans • i . ba was i d tn English i-i' I no " Then you do buy and sell stocks, Afi . * 8 v ke shockingly ^e van so tirnrl tired from your walk. Biddy clever, dn't look tit to be seen. extremely artistic, but is endowed I do not know whether salt, (chloride leculate an(J j t \ 0 same ki ^ Spanjsb> we . bnngs the glass of sherry. Not speculate in wheat and oats, and sell Cvnihy was awful cut up about it, with Bocial charm and business ability of sodium) lie good or bad; but, as a did not make much progrws in un-1 that way, my good girl You should to id I don't wonder, with Mrs. Perry futures in pork?” a degre < that has made her Wag fact, I do not eat more than a table “ I do, sir. Didn’t I give $1000 in I demanding each other for some min- " b,T« “ plate "r ason carryin’ in her poor, pale, | . Exit Biddy. “She is very willing; nei’s right hand since the day of their spoonful a year nnd am very healthy. rdy stuff, and hintin’ round that cash to help build this church?" ! ” T ' i, , , ,, but really she knows so little.” Bid- union. Many believe, indeed, that I have often noticed that persons who “ Yes.” ime folks didn’t dare bring butter. I scooped scooped that in on a lit- w ’ as compelled to spell my manu- j r0.entering with wine in a soup without her energy and tact the pas are fond of salt are generally un “ Well, I that in on a lit-1 I had a real good time in the build- pork. ~ Didn’t 1 pay in $500 I script out to him at length. He did | pJate_ "Shall I bring a spoon, sionate and rather intractable artist healthy or half developed, but I do g, looking at the vegetables, fruit, tie deal ini would not so soon have seen the reali not know whether this is the cause or not like not. like it In fact rejected reiected it, it. and [ I ma»ani) or wiH the lady lap it; up?” on the organ?" g carpets, bed-quilts, and such, but zation of his dreams. Wagner ex the effect." sent me back to the Mayor with it "Yes.” hen Maria came and asked me to twice before he would give it his of Frank H. Norton, a young scientist cused himself for his elopement, it is >me out and see the race, I couldn't | “ That was part of my profits on a ficial certification ______________ ______ of New York, claims to have discov said, by declaring that he could do his and ... signature. S tealing the L ivebt or H eaven .— dp thinking for the life of me of all spec in oats. Didn’t I foot a defi But the business was done at last, ered a number of new laws relating work without her. And the same An Atlanta, Georgia, humorist, who ie stories I ever heard about the ciency of $400 in the minister's salary and I went to my dinner with a pass- to planets. This is a, gratifying reason seems to hold her excused in has also an eye to the main chance, is tints of departed friends hovering this year? ’ port, or something which I suppose piece of intelligence. 1 be old laws eyes of her acquaintances. Liszt, Cracticing upon the weaknesses of “ That came from a rise in stocks. will answer for one in my pocket. It' relating to planets are well worn and [ the ■ound us, and how Hiram didn't who still retains his early enthusiasm ie kind in n reprehensible manner. Didn't I chip in $700 toward the 'prove of fairs; but then, thinks I, had cost me a tiresome and disagree- frayed at the edges, and it is quite for the artist and affection for tne He caused to be inserted in the local s never used to go when he he was parsonage?" able forenoon’s work and five dollars time some new ones, more in spirit man, in spite of all domestic vagaries, papers an advertisement addressed to “ Yes.” ive. so ’taint no ways likely he’ll more or less, in fees.--[Youth’s Com- with the progress of the nineteenth | is a frequent visitor at Wahnfried the newly married, which contained “ That came from a corner in oats. ke it up now; so I elbowed along panion. century, were adopted for their gov- He is still a striking and venerable an offer to mail them, tlpon receipt of _ ernment One of the new statutes,. figure, though his stately gallantry of 50 cents, and “secure from observa ith Mana, till she said we was in a Haven't I whacked up on the orphan 1 ‘ asylum, the new bridge, the park and • we suspect, regulates the sale of | manner has got a touch of senile tion,” a volume which no newly mar >ry good place. 111 AM A BORN NIGGER GENTLEMAN, whisky in Mars on Sunday, and an unctuousness with advancing years. ried couple should be without. I think it was, for everybody seemed the fire engine?’’ This “Y’ou have." ------- i other probably reduces street car fare ! His long silvery hair was conspicu- attracted the eagle eye of a virtuous 1 "ant it, and kept pitening and “ Well, that means more corners „ # „ ---------------------- „ „. ulB lu A story is going the round of the 5 cent8 j n J up iter. It is hoped I ashing and jamming our bonnets , , ■ of . which _L--L Luke, T -1.- — ................. . ,. I ous in Wagner’s logs the night I reporter, who proceeded to investi -Vi London clubs who Norton will be able to enforce his ith their parasols, till I was nigh and holding on till I^felt heard Parsifal, and his appearance gate in the interests of morality. In ~'T- Gentlemen, I will was a t one time Tweed ’ s valet of a npw ) aws . s a ted, but I made up my mird growing gray. C " I was watched for with almost as much stead of sending his 50cents throngh and let you 'll we|] known American in London, is ' T When > stand my ground, and I did; but t step 1 . out for 1 • a . moment „ and Traynor's » j eagerness as that of the man who was tho Postoffice he hunted up the ad ,T — 1AX7AA Wheatley vv aax jr svMve didn't see a thing of the horses. reach a verdict. the hero. company was lately playing in De-' once his protege, but is now called vertisement philanthropist and want He stepped, but it was only thirty ' A young gentleman, fearing he t a large dog presented itself at Master by Liszt as well as others.— ed to buy one of the books. They nly saw the excitement and lost, my seconds before he was called in and might play and drink too heavily at a the j __ j„° ;__ “ a matinee, „„u p ectades. door during and ^„„1,1 would ! I [Harper’s. were only sent by mail, he was in he was about to visit, induced not be driven away. Finally the tick-1 < Twas getting rather late when congratulated on the verdict of “ not club formed, so he went home and waited. Luke to accompany him to bring him guilty." : et taker observed that the beast car- j English women from their earliest In two or three days a neatly-wrapped ora went for the team, and he said safely home. Arrived at the club, . | ried in its mouth a card, and without J have much more to do and say in package camo to the reporter’s ad e should have to be pretty spry Railroad and cab fares are a very permission was obtained that Luke | I difficulty got possession of it, the dog things that appertain to legalized dress, and he went up to his room, bout getting home if we got there remain in the card room, in- j showing every symptom of canine j efore dark. He came back pretty important item. Second-class coaches should the door and opened it It of being sent to the servants’ ! gratification at being rid of its | money matters than American worn locked ’on after he went away, looking in England are good enough for any stead 1 en. With them, dowries, jointures, was a neat little volume bound in waiting room. As the night wore on ort of ma<l round the eyes, and said body. and cost about three cents a and the players became excited and mouthful. Its joy was understood j pin moneys, precede even active love black and with red edges. Epon the omebody had moved his wagon up mile. In Germany the rates are the boisterous, one of them, who was los when upon the card the doorkeeper making - that is, in the higher classes: title page was the following: “The j read, “ Please let me see the show on while among the small traders, worn New Testament of the Lord and ear the fence, and the prize herd of same, although the accommodations heavily, began swearing . r at • every - account of profession. I am leading en have a hand and a voice in all that Savior Jesus Christ translated ont of svons had chawed up the most of are not quite so good. In Belgium ing thing in general, and at Luke in par bl(X)dhoun(1 with an Vncle Tom n° harness and made a good begin- three cents a mile is charged for ticular, their husbands and fathers do; the original Greek, and with the ticular. and inquired several times , ,, first-class, two cents for second class, ing on the other. Well, we got among the laboring classes again, the former translations diligently com " what business that d — d nigger had ‘ *' and one and a half for third class. igether what straps and strings we A young girl was caught kissing woman is almost invariably the man’s pared and revised. New York: Ameri- in that room? ” Luke said nothing In Holland, the land of dykes, fares “uld, and patched up the harness so 1 a long time, but as the young her sweetheart a few nights ago. banker. This custom in the older Bible Society.” om said he guessed we could get are higher, and two-thirds of the for man did not seem inclined to drop Her mother took her to task for per countries has certainly proved the railroads are run by the government ome. A bald-headed man, who has heard the matter, but grew more emphatic mitting such things, but the girl si very reverse of loosening to the mar I was afraid before, but I was Cabs are cheaper in Germany than in his demand riage bond or the providing for the that the hairs of a man’s head are ienced her by quoting this scripture: that the nigger be re rettv nigh despit now. The keg in England. In France they are moved, Luke finally took a card from 1 “ Whatsoever ye would that men future at children. numbered, wants to know if there ia tis empty, and swayed and rolled reasonable, but in Naples one can his pocket, and with great dignity should do unto you, do you even so not some place where he can obtain ride from one end of the city to the boot ten times worse than it did A Brooklyn church has offered a the back numbers. unto them." The old lady thought placed it on the table, saying: “ There, other in a cab at a three minute pace efore. Tom had it turned bottom the time when she was a gill, and preacher a salary of $10,000 and a two for fourteen cents, and ii will cost sir, is my card. If you want any sat of P- and kept saying: What man is there whom contact a flood of happy memories came rush month's vacation every year. /He re isfaction you can find me. Yon are a I'm all right: I’m all right; won't no more whether yon put three in loafer, sir: but I am a born nigger ing through ner mind, she drew out gards it as a “ call to preach the gos with a great soul will not exalt? A the cab or one. In England it will ou keep still, mother?'’ gentleman.” and while the players her handkerchief, wiped her eyes and pel.” Most anybody else would ac drop of water upon the petal of a lo But I couldn't help feeling pretty cost twenty five cents for half the were recovering from their astonish- her spectacles and the girl got off cept such an offer, but would call it tus glistens with the splendors of distance, and in Germany about the • able certain something would the pearl. ! by its right name, “a soft snap." I ment, walked coolly away. I 1 lightly that time. appen 'fore we got home, so 1 told same. ;