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WIT AND HUMOR. SPECULATION HOUSEHOLD AND FARR, gj V alue of F ruit .—It ¡8 a IHI COL. SELLERS. Perhaps, after all, music is not an fruit is a regulator of the k.wi I held her hand—'KM years ajo; The ’ Ladies' Backet Shop" in Chicago, and system. It will keep the bloS objectionable feature in an opera. She loved me then, and told me eo, help will be acceptable to us,’ and she The Mu from Whom Mark Twain Drew this A», lingering by the lattice gate, its Miny Customers. The window of the soul is not a ¡order, the bowels regular, She pressed my arm, and bade mr i 1...| Fimosi Character. Cbinctir. . V... way to .. a pleasant room, wi 1 li Famous led the with the stomach, and is pane in the stomach. wait, 1 windows overlooking the garden.” ‘ She can’t forget it all, I know. Quinine is to remain on the free ENORMOUS BUSINESS DONE ON 1 HE specific in many diseases. It “Many hands make light work,”; operations of old bill mil - list; likewise chills and fever. of a doctor who became lar^-elr'.^^- board of trade . Wo spoke in whisper«, sweet and low; DROYV IN THE WILDS OF was exemplified, and the tastefully- ..»«•- ■«. ■»««•. uni>. <»» ested in the growing of pead, I begged a kits, aud then, although A man is not dishonest simply be MISSOURI. woven carpet was soon rolled up and She sighed, and *eeu)ed to hesitate, he recommended them to his paJH cause he holds an office, but the I held her hand. Not the least interesting phase of j on all occasions. The story »¿M put in the entry, ready for its owner. chances are against him. Although busy with the carpet, there is The writer has seen several sketches the absorbing craze in this city to illustrate the man’s meanu(^!'<B| ’ l ia atrange that love bo cold can grow, It is the father of twins who knows was time for Sirs. Harrison to secure purporting to be of the orignial Col. That Time can deal so keen a blow, an if he was mean it was a m ' •rove seen in the Ladies ’ Bucket Shop," what it is to be up all night with the Her love, ala»! is turned to hate. the company of the sprightly young attractive gambling establishment, that benefited his patients. tism Perhaps I held the hand of fate. boys. weaver, t.!-------- i ..1— —— — —2 If men were wise they wouM ohn Ah, well! I can’t forget—heigh ho! the birthplace of Mark Twain and lake. Diamonds should not be washed in conducted exclusively for the pa two days in a vineyard or orcUr I held her hand. Where they listened to the plashing the home of the celebrated Col. Mul soap and water. Country editors tronage of the fair sex. Commodious every five minutes in a drug t lean As the billow« rose and fell, berry. he takes the liberty of saying please take notice. A DRIVE T<> THE LAXE. Washing bright each wave-worn pebble, apartments pleasantly arranged, on when anything is the matter Ar Swaying weed and pearly shell: If the Japanese Prince is fond of Randolph street, are crowded daily tlioiu. If you huvo the dispeps very that, although some of the peculiars A young man living in the vicinity Till the evening’s lengthening shadows Far along the earth were cast, ties ascribed to that individual may variety the number of ways his name during 'Change hours with middle- fruit. Did you ever think » jusei of Lake (Jfatario, after a hard day’s is spelled ought to satiate him. were gathering on the meadows. doctor gives for dyspepsia' work in the haytield, thought a drive Mists have been obtained from the afore And the dew was falling fast. A Western editor tells what he aged and young ladies who congre ail arid. Fruit will furnish a £ r°, * after tea, to view its blue waters,, with said originals, yet the original Col. would do if he were ajackass. He'd gate to watch the fluctuations in 1 acid than the drug store wil iade’ a fair friend by his side, would be de Next morning, while tilling the lightful. Thus thinking, he drove to parlor vases, Alice Westbrook was Sellers has never been written up. probably follow Mrs. Langtry about. grain and provisions as indicated on you know what the doctorsdi “8 sl of radii ifr. Westbrook’s house, where . his surprised by an early caller, no other He was William Sluldrow, commonly The man who will borrow money the tape of the “I er” and on a large with when your liver is out ot l j h« ring was answered by Miss West than her friend, Amanda Milburn. kncwn as Bill Sluldrow. He was a and never pay it back would steal if blackboard. Probably fifty chairs With adids. Why continue to have your ufatii , lator near Philadel he were not a coward. brook, whose company he had come After the "Good mornings" were said are filled with wives, widows, daugh cine done up in such a ref ,itv and a few preliminary remarks made , . .i „ „ to solicit If it is true that every man has his “ Good afternoon, Alice—Miss relative to the teauty of the morn phia, Mo. 1 hiladelphia was then a price it is equally true that every ters and sweethearts, while several mixture when nature furniihj acha groups wearing anxious faces are so palatable u shape? Even aat c< ing. the fragrance of the flowers, etc., village of few inhabitants aud is still Westbrook.” man does not get it. discussing the prospects of “ May “Ah, good afternoon, Mr. Ham Slisa Milburn cried: "Oh! Alice, did a mere Postoffice. have at least one grapsiougl When a writer has ideas for which pork " in the corners. " March corn, should that foolish fellow, Harrison, call and Bill Muldrow was the first man who son; please come in.” Once in possession it would be ¿ted there is no English he may be excused three-quarters" pipes the musical above price. “ No, thank you. I called to ask invite you to ride with him last even conceived the idea of a railroad con; voice of a blonde-moustached clerk ing? He called for me. and I told necting the valley of the Mississippi for using a foreign language. you to ride to the lake with me.” An indispensible condition Juiilii The fat patient who was advised by behind the bank-looking counter waxed floor is a perfectly sa be i him I would go with him if he would with the Pacific slope. By some “ When, Mr. Harrison ?” “ Why right off now. My horse drive back and ask you to accompany course of reasoning known only to his physician to try a light diet ate where the cashier and his assistants floor, free ftom cracks. Hani' the. are taking from the fair speculators us. I told him to tell you I senthim: himself, he reached the conclusion enough pop corn to float a balloon. and buggy are out by the gate.” and oak are favorite woods, puslj Miss Westbrook smiled at his earn also to tell you what dress I intended that Philadelphia could be made the Throwing red pepper down the reg contracts for the purchase aud sale of the floor thickly with para fine .0 iol futures in hog products and the est tones, and said: “ I am very busy, I to wear, that vou might array your- future great city of the X\ est, if not ister of a church will force the wicked cereals. Strangely enough the ladies ings, and force them into a sgJMW but will go with you if you will seif in a similar manner. He hur of the world, and with this end in est congregation to its sneeze. ■ are usually on the bull side of the coating by a charcoal tlatirot *vab take Amanda Milburn also. Please ried off, and I dressed for the ride view he perfected his plans for the An exchange asks: “ Will the coin market and when a deal goes this a mild, steady heat is k- 8al8, drive down there and get her, and re feeling confident you would come. I building ’ of a railway that was to charcoal. The procs her carried a box out to the gate to take have San Francisco for its western ing woman work?’’ She will if she against them they will continue to burning turn for me.” _ cash __ __ advance for ___ additional margins laborious, and needs frequent it 8nS' “ Shall I tell her who sent me ?” with me to get moss for a hanging terminus, and for its eastern terminus marries a lazy husband. Money is called the great circulat as long as they are able to raise the tions to keep in prime order, billy “ No—well perhaps you had better | basket. There’s such lovely moss in Marion City, a boat landing on the K tell her. She will be more likely to ; the grove by the lake, you know. Mississippi about fifteen miles east ing medium because men have to necessary funds. The lady patrons me. ly, at the South, a band of polished the floor by sliding MMy circulate lively to get a medium a t this establishment are fashionably Well, 1 waited and waited. The j of Philadelphia. __________ ___ _ persuaded go.” Fully The young man bowed, walked boys went to the lake to swim, and on that there were “millions in it,” he amount of it. but moderately attired as a rule. dancing upon it for an hour or slowly to the gate, and stepping into their return told me they saw Mr. Went East and confided to a few cap- A Southern paper says that if i many of them moving in the highest A new method is to rub pine. «ilos 0 his buggy, drove away with less alac Harrison and Fannie Ashton sitting italists his plans for buying up cor Henry Bergh really looks like his circles, and the faees of all boar the oak. cherrv or ash floors very lrry> rity than was evinced by him on driv on the rocks at Crystal Point. Say. ner lots by the acre and selling at picture it is cruelty to animals to per- j unmistakable stamp of those who are oughly with crude kerosene. 9m 8 dried, put on a wash of lager »t* ing up. Something within whispered: Alice, did he call for you?” $2000 per front foot in connection mit him to live. ' ! accustomed to risk money in games Upon this, well dried, apply a ct °^’a “ She does not respect you—has no of chance. A well known detective Here sounds of suppressed laugh with this railroad scheme. confidence in you! Better turn about | ter were heard in the next room, England fixes the salary of an ex who frequently visits the place called what is known as peluciditc. What sort of a talker he w as, and and go home!” “No! no!” whisper i Alice looked in. and was surprised to how well he succeeded in imbuing ile at $2000. Even a newspaper man . attention to the peculiarly notice- comes iu cans ready for use, for? x.r ed another thought; go ahead this ' see her father, with a newspaper, sit these capitalists with his own en would be willing to be ostracised for ! ut»le expression of the features of all a gallon. The result is a tine.“ , time, but keep clear of such a scrape ting by the window. the lady speculators as that of immo surface of agreeable tone thats end thusiasm, may be imagined when we that amount. in future!” “Good advice; I’ll re “Oh, father! I thought you were i state that the sound of the hammer s entitled euiided "How to bility. ‘Their eyes were calm and never be washed, only wiped!9.81 A new book is damp cloths. This is said to member it!” and he gave a low whis out in the garden with mother!” I and saw, and the steady tramp of the Wash a Baby.” 1. It omits ------ the usual deeply thoughtful and determined, tie that started the lagging pace of “So I was, child, but the sun was | carrier in the lanes of Philadet- 1 precaution peculiar to recipes. I but their faces gave no outward sign superior to waxed floors, bar 881 Fleetfoot to a brisk trot, which soon hot and I ran in for a few minutes to phia soon succeeded the musical 'j-® 111 of the consciousness of inner durability and effect. zlzvzxl off, z . 41 and n »1 , 1 look 1ZNZN 1 — at ni the ♦ 1. z-k papers, »> z> • 11 of • the 11 sheep — U — 1— ..11 TIC I " First catch your baby.” brought him to the Corners. Turning cool tinkle bell. One of the simplest ways tospjje I thoughts. One lady of imperious > A man who can condense a column I , e ... ■ . in the direction of Mr. Milburn’s he I Seems to me, from what Miss Milhurn Milburn brick hotel climbed store ~--------- story by story to- needn't * b?ar?uK- Wlth ,a po?tttmp ,of r,ch warm feet before retiring angOf wet Mr. Westbrook (father of Miss says relative to Mr. Harrison, that ward the clouds. Blocks of build- .into a five-line paragraph ° ' ci . hlnnlr . i ' jiia method used in the “Swedish ajj black Kilk silk, onvAlnnAn enveloped in it a kaa seal I hap sacque Alice) returning from a long ride. there was a screw loose, so to speak.! ¡ngS ro8e faster than men could or feel tickled over it. Any fool can of most ample dimensions, is the merit" system. It consists in a tjav buggies halted side by side, and in the way you ladies treated him.” 1 would flock to occupy them. A utter a grunt in reply to an inquiry a .. heaviest operator. She is Mrs. L.. ing erect, and lifting one's - 'I The he bugg the elder gentleman said: “Well, “You ladies!” said Amanda. “ Why, j wharf was erected at Marion City, I rod long. the wife of a board of trade commie very gradually, upon the tips (table Harrison, your horse does not look so sir, Alice seems to be wholly in the i and the embankment that was to A dispatch says the City of \\ ash sion merchant, and has become thor toes, so as to put all the tendinj 0 jaded out as mine does. A drive of dark in this affair, «he has not told • ¡-each from the Mississippi west to the ington is full of Congressmen and , oughly imbued with the spirit of the foot at full strain. Do n<a]j ( 18 miles and back on such a hot me whether he called for her or not. great city of Philadelphia, and still thieves. XX hy this redundancy of ] speculation from the operations of or jump up and down, but 1re day aa this is a hard jaunt for a Ah, 4u new, ---- Alice, your face tells that west to the golden gate of the Pacific, p] expression ? ' 1 her husband, who makes a practice of rise and remain standing on horse. Going to the lake?” he did.” „„„ began. . ~o„„. Things ___ B„ were ___ booming, _____ D, was long as possible, then slowly r )V ; ( j e .o uv-.ov. ! ’ ’ talking shop ” at home. She gained England is hereby notified that she | " “ Yes, I started for a drive there.” “Yes, Amanda dear, he invited me Hat jt was a surface boom. — Deeper '_ _ 1. _______ '__ '_____ —r - needn’t export anymore scandals to ah°ut on the January corn cor- a natural position. Repeat th: uce ] “You ought not to take such a to ride, and I sent him for you. Then, down there was a heavy undertow. Miss H -. who formerly resided eral times, aud a lively circ:. country. XVe’ve got enough of ' splendid drive without a nice young without telling you he had been here. Large sums of money were re this in St. Louis, is pointed out as a bold will soon be set in motion. '. Ma our own. lady, eh ?” you sent him for me! It was too quired. ______ Mulberry erry’s backers, begin and daring operator, having been D estroys the I nsects . A -loratt “ Think ao myself. The truth is, funny! I got ready to go also, mng to mistrust going st the financial .' 1 success . “ Are . you _ _ to shave me as . you .known to handle 50.000 bushels of of twenty parts of hard soapr, ar Mr. Westbrook, I called for Miss but—’’ . p the scheme, . of became more niggard did yesterday '.' asked a man who | corn in a single day. She is athor- parts of kerosene and one parriBter Al-----1 called for a nice girl to go “But,” interrupted Mr. XVestbrook, ly in their advances. As the expenses , had taken a place in a local barber s | 0Ugh scalper, however, and usually balsam has been found very «fm th< with me—” rather satirically, “this sensible became heavier, the money with ir' ' . ps’ ’ reP*’«d the barber. closes out her trade every day. She 1 in destroying? the insects o set “And she gave you the mitten, young man ran off on a tangent: and which to meet them grew less, and as i c “ mi Then give me chloroform,” was the ! js believed to be generally successful, damage the orange tree. Paangei Harrison T” left you in the lurch, and I think he ltttle by little, they fell behind, the victim s request. Qne saj ease is pointed out in the C. X’. Riley is the authority. . by a “ Not exactly, sir; she told me to did quite right.”—{Rural New army of bricklayers, the horde of It is against the law to have fun I person of a very pretty young widow valuable plants, notably th the ] call for Miss Milbum, tell her who Yorker. laborers on the embankment, and the with a boy in New Jersey. A black I attired in the deepest mourning cos- be similarly protect«Wind sent mo, secure her company, then re pile drivers and bridge builders of [ smith asked a little chap to pick up \ tume. About ten months since her might spray from an application Lt 0 turn, and she would go with me with LILLIAN AND HER LOVER. Marion City, for like Venice it was a hot horseshoe for him, and the lad's husband suddenly died. They had same recipe. It can be dilteen ii pleasure.” on the water, became more clamorous blister felt a great deal cooler when lived extravagantly in a elegant will with water so as not to ii. the p: “And do you intend to follow out Two Americans—one a gentleman for their pay. the jury gave him $200 damages. ' mansion on Dearborn avenue, one of with the constitution of thepkadn 1 that programme, Harrison?” ' the other a lady—have for some time The crash came, as in such cases it , T , , . the fashionable thoroughfares, and “ I shall lie obliged to do so this j I lx,en creating something of a sensa inevitably must come. Bill Muldrow There are said to be fifty in;»itte Speaking of Joseph Cook s posi- when tbe estate was settled only time for fear of offending the lady; tion in Europe. The lady is Miss was ruined financially, but as he soon ti veness insects in our vegetable gtlW regarding Christian theology, aboHt $10,000 could be cleaned up but it hardly seems right." Norton, the gentleman is Mr. Fred had occasion to demonstrate, not in j the Hartford “artferd Cour icaranf recalls that out of the property of the deceased fifty in our vineyards, while -Qekee “ There w no right in the case! erick L. Gower, and both are na tellectually. “ St Paul knew in part and proplie- ,^s The Sheriff, preparatory ml annual expenses of the family five attack our apple trees and68^1 whatever, Harrison. She has Himply I tives of Maine. ... . "Dss Norton is a to making a levy, called on him for an I sied in j part, but then—he dldn t live , |iaj grown enormous the widow soon than fifty our grain fields. Sc>otest insulted you without thinking or car most beautiful singer, anil is said to inventory of his real estate. Bill was I in Boston.” five million dollars is estimairoai* j found that she must perforce either the ing about the matter.” damage done to the wbcede< be the favorite soprano of Paris, and equal to the occasion. He gave in Over 140,000 plants are known to move to a less fashionable quarter Illinois “ Well, Mr. Westbrook, what would her triumphs at St. Petersburg have j not only his own land, but inter- in one season, and nearu^r and live more economical or devise years ago botanists and yet out of the lot the you advise me to do?” the annual loss (ber been seldom equaled. She has been spersed between tracts much that was “ Call for Miss Milburn, and ask dined by the Czar and the royal fam not his own. Now, Muldrow, like doctor’s can’t make a mixture that ways and means to secure a larger United States from insect d«way 1 her to ride with you. Simply re ily, and what is more pleasing to many other unfortunate men, was will undo in ten minutes the work a income. With the latter end in view tions alone was estimated at :mora quest the pleasure of her company, her, perhaps, is now under a three blessed with sons-in law, and to these hornet has done in two seconds. she commenced speculating. Within $400,000,000. ar( Does man amount to much? three months the unfortunate woman etc." years engagement at Paris at a sal -, be confided his scheme and asked Swiss M eat O melettes .— has seen her capital wasted away, has “ Suppose she toll me she will go BJY oi The honest tradesman knows how a year. She was born | their assistance, He described his way to use cold meats is to wilh me, provided I get some friend at r armington. Me., and is row 24 own land minutely and instructed to make a customer happy. All that aged rapidly and caused her friends fine with raisins, allspice, of hers to accompany us? What years old. She is the granddaughter them when to bid. is necessary is to charge him 20 per much disquietude. The last remnant salt, lemon peel and juice: adHH her fortune she has now invested then ?” of the well known “camp meeting The sale came off. The first tract cent more than ma» ket price, and of nf egg. itno one foLloarwrnnfnl tablespoonful of in May wheat which cost her only ftOPCr. When she was seven offered did not belong to Bill, and whisper in his ear, “But I’ll let you j $1.80g, “ Leave her, and iuvita one of the John Allen cloves. The above mixture •. . , but she is so infatuated with more easily satisfied girls of your years old her parents moved to Bos- this soon became whispered around, I have it for 10 per cent off." j the deal that she may continue to middle of the omelettes. Tbre jn^ own neighborhood. De|x>nd upon it. ton, where she Iwgan her musical e<l The result was that the bidding was Professor William G. Sumner of hold until not only the profit but the one pint of milk, two teacupsd[er Harrison, she will not compromise her ucation at the Conservatory when very slow, and the sale was about ' Yale College lectured in Brooklyn re- re- ' entire margin is swept away, awav, involv- make til’s batter thin. Fry in or;te , acceptance or a rarely-received invi about li. Shi> remained there three paralyzed. The sons-in law scooped | OOltflv lirw-xn “ Thu Forgotten XI, .» a ’» ” I ing her in .. complete xi financial ___ ‘1 . ruin, lard, put a spoonful of the r-|,enoi upon "The Men. tation to ride, by asking yon to get a jears and then went to Milan. I pon in the bona fide tract for a paltry j cently The name of ex-President Hayes, the Speculation has grown to an enor meat in the center, and fold tutorial enor- completing her course there she was third party, but will go with you at batter around it once. uleir 8,l S ’ • n - > o n . . i Xew iork Commercial observes, | mous extent within a few vears ..Lila years. engaged by the Grand Opera House once and enjoy it. Good afternoon, “V!L1b'/ave1d hlti fiin“’ Bl went to strange to say, was not even men There are 5322 principals doing busi A Cincinnati Gazette correepfer pec at St. Petersburg, receiving $1000 for 1 California, Harrison! Success to you! Get up. ------ .-“■? *dierp he enga ged in tioned. U ness ess in the citv city as commission ma, met . feeds his hogs artichokes, '-hose : the season. Her singing creat.nl some s Firefly!” kind of land speculation, and ior lawsuits lawsuits be be I ('”n(‘ral Sherman says he doesn't cbants and brokers in grain and pro- lost none from cholera, alth tdmill Mr. Westbrook drove on, and the something of a furore, and the next where his fondness for « ten minutes ’ want "four years of hell,” and there Vlslon ‘,*t,urps ?* a speculative char disease is very prevalent in i, has 1 season her salary was raised to $2000. calne proverbial. .. .. ........... young man went to Mr. Milburn's. | 3rdinj m in variably re he wil1 not be 8 candidate for actpr’ These lhpse include legiti cality, ___ was __ _____ born at conversation with him invariably re , forp ;~ "U »1, k regular legiti- Calling for Miss Milburn, Le invited Frederick L. Gower Sedgwick. Me., T ‘ and. „„.I distinguished.not .* sllltod ih H suit at law Fa ilingto 1 resident. 1 he country doesn't want * ude “ e “ pr8 ^ thp board of trade, XVhen ,,urll boiling „„„ cabbage put «with her to take a drive to the lake with mu«, iruinnui . . . —: -7 ------ --- -h" | ut salt . pork in the water, 1, BCOO °f 8nlt him. It was such a beautiful after for what talents lie displayed when a retrieve his fortunes in the West he noon he felt certain she would enjoy it. boy. but for a fortune of $1.500,000 returned in Ins old age to the scene the St. Louis Clobc-Demoerat. an I o°ariL ?be bucket shops and curb- agreeable flavor with no ol,4er hei therefore it will not elect General sto"p bFokers- These persons trans- able grease or fat will be given- She “ It is indeed a lovely afternoon, 1 he has made out of telephone stock, of liis former triumph, and his ashes ui -------- z to . XL the Presidency. •. cabbage ’r one i act business for not less than 475,000 : cabbage. sir, and I always enjoy going to the ; and he is only thirty years old. He now rest in the country churchyard Sherman I neonlft & SposoE Cake._Two d of n people who who invAef. invest mnnav money wi+k with .. a .1« de- 1 C CoRN lake. I am somewhat busy, and was left fatherless when two years near his old home. orn S ponge C ake . — I wo X is alluding to an acquaintance in sire for gain, Philadelphia still stands, a relic, hardly know what to say to you; old, and he and his brother were ed very reverse of com- ; tomers reside in Chicago and innear Indian Indian meal, one-half cup < I sigh*! ucated by Mr W. H. Abbott of not of what was. but of what might terms the ----- but- ” half cup of molasses, two’ 1* armington. Me., whom ho has hand have lieen. The hotel looms up, gray plimentary. “ Curious to hear you ly every city and hamlet of the treat one “But wliat. Miss Milburn!" saying that of him!" A l”™'" remarks a ; northwest, and many are found in milk, sweet or sour, to teasp> “ Gh. I was going to say, it would somely rewarded for his kindness to and grand in its utter desolation.; friend; "I thought of soda, and a littlte salt. { „ you were every state in the Union. The annual him. He has also provided for his have hu iUs I me tetter if you had here i I The window glass is broken, the; under obligations to him.” • business transacted for these people L ima B eans . Plant with '4^ called for Miss Westbrook, and mother a $25,000 house, with accom - walls are cracked, the ceilings are I? Oh. no; not at all. “ Who? upt I ___ panying comforts. "■ X ’ ou aggregates the enormous sum of one downward or the young r W8; i o shorten a mildewe I, and the very bricks seem see. he lent me some money once, but brought her aloug with you. Then I should have gone with you with long story Miss Norton and I L... Mr. crumbling back to the dust from the next time I wanted to Ixirrow of hundred and eighty millions of dol- top will be hindered in their irai i lars. The investments of the great Do not plant too early nor t> pleasure. Would you mind driving Gower are engaged to be married. | whence thev came, a| Marion City found a grave mid him he refused, merely because I majority are swallowed up in the Half an inch is the proper de] back for her. Tell her I sent you. and as a guarantee that he meant hadn't returned the first, and so that maelstrom of the street, while the and she will come with yon at once. H aving G ood C ows W ithou I came V r v 'JW,>r the swirling waters of the Mississippi maj‘e it 'even*’’ number of those gaining fortunes is ing I t ,—Tnere are many farm Med * Plea*«' tell her to wear her new trav ring on Miss Nortons huger. They in the great flood of 'SI. but the em madp ‘*'Pn small indeed. eling suit and I'll wear mine. You will be mamerl before long; but as bankment and the old rock bridge have extra good cows, but dlhavl The prince of science, having cast won t lie gone long, now will you. tuy Miss Norton declares that she will Htlll tight their share of the battle his eye over the table to see that none know it They have poor not return to America until her con that always ends in oblivion, A doctor is called in to prescribe good fellow? I shall be ready when of the instruments are missing or in Summer and little or no he tr tract to sing three years in Paris has ‘ you return,” she added, smiling as misplaced, is about to amputate his for a sick child, and having exam with indifferent feed in Miot’Mwy f she trowed him out Hardly deign expired, the announcement cannot lie ined the patient writes a prescription the house thev have no cot ' mterpi patient's leg. An exchange says that some of regardixl as a modern prima donna iug to reply, he flixl precipitately to The patient bursts out into lamenta and leaves instructions as to the for making butter; the mill owing advertisement ¡the sweetest music this world has his buggy to the Corners. He stopped treatment of the little sufferer where there are no arrange® ^in f known has been heard only by the tions. at a house, over the door of which was On making his visit the next morn “ Come. come, my good fellow," Hw I».» i .u • »'nger." It is funny that the world savs the surgeon, encouragingly, ing the prince of science is surprised making it cool in Summer. »®“p®j J a sign indicating that rag carpet* place where it is not [expos« I,« she » J l l * 7™ ’bould know sweet sing were woven there. He went in and rank W,1PI1 Onl- alxiut V tl,p this ‘”nKPr h'‘8rd ’ “ don't take on s». Try and fix your to find the household in tears. the kitchen kitchen in in wint"« M'intetwtako “Mr nrw,_ »k;ui T « .. 0 olorsof lors of the “** — ’ q __ asked for Mias AMiton Her mother, .low.; hv o ’ t -My poor child! sobs the mother, is anvl W o iv to indue what Pa antl .hw,e*M’1 Rnd "8t However, it is a pity that some of the mind on something else!" AV io juu^tt WUCBV » ac.> - - ” fbywt I never thought that he would have do uml. ' " J * 1 ■ who met him, said:“ She has woven er different treatment °h “Please ma a n nBtnW\ mM'c ,h“t the *or^ h«8 known not A little girl, some three or four very steadily today, and at four lr.l ? u" .1 . h’“ .y°UrP I* "o «»founded sweet, was not years old. had been corrected by her died of croup!" o’clock a piece of carpeting contain tni7?" .. j “ . 011 cro «P ? ’ . ’ echoes the doctor; | "on croup ’ The world is divided it'der an K kl'lg thateow in ,h’’ P'C heard only by the singer. mother somewhat severely. In the ing 40 van is was finished. I was J™.?;«" JM thp S ,,iW . , . ' a ' 1 classpi -those who are ambit« ’ liver same family was another little girl of croup? \\ hy didn't you tell me’’’ helping her to take it out of the loom ascend al-ove mediocrity. »nJ ‘ waa i ye8’ my ,,mn: 1 three and a half years, staying tem when I beard yon knock. She did didn't know you were looking." who are ambitions that »’■ $?“• y1 Joaquin Miller says that he shall porarilv, whose mother was not living. not want to leave her work, so I came Did it ever occur to you that the else shall descend lielow Coz, if its me. continued the not uw pay much uiucu attention aiienuon to poetrv poetry As soon as the two were alone, this to the door instead. Please take a boy. unmindful of the artist's con , hereafter, because he finds plav latter one expressed her sympathy band usually stops plaving just after mediocrity. :****?,’ seat by the stand, and look at news Tuition, you vo put mo on tho wrong ■ writim» u« ___ it on t) you have opened the window, knocked papers while I ran and help her with side of the cow, and I'll get kicked • writing more profitable. He is now for the culprit as follows: “ I'se sorry down a shutter, and destroyed a lace engaged upon a drama which he for oo. My mother is in heaven. | We do love beauty at l *rvid< it Then she'll come in to see yon.” way off the lot over the fence." curtain or two in endeavoring to hear and we do cease to love it i ,a)d |thinks will bring fame and fortune.! Don't yon wish yours was ’ it more plainly ? accompanied by amiable qo^tof th- A LVCXLEM SOPHOMORE “ Allow me to go with you and lend a helping hand, Sirs. Ashton.” come right along ** A ....... little . “ Well, ncu, wiuc