Who Know»?
Faults in Summer Hotel Life.
Lolug iu Capture a Lire Whale.
One of tlie Woes of Summer.
Di»gui»ioE That flirtation.
SUMMONS.
A young clerk in a Wall street bank,
It is amusing to the observer of
Captain Amos Chapman, of Boston,
An optimist by nature I have always
clung to the idea that the flings at sum- j but formerly of Provincetown, has ar while out to luncheon, met another dur wordly experience to see how ingeniously In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon
for Yamhill County.
mer hotel life have been in large meas rived on the cape and is shipping a crew ing the torrid period around noon and young couples will labor to throw off
the scent of public attention from their Stina Madson, Plaintiff.)
ure an unkind and untrue attempt to of old experienced whalemen for a new halted him with the words:
vs
If this be trne, then that must be:
“Hello, Charley. Hot as a certain flirtations. A case in point is that of James R Madson,
lie facetious on the part of the wonld be and novel voyage—to capture a live
Deft.)
And so on. it seems very plain:
place
with
the
lid
on.
ain't
it?
You
look
a
dainty
creature
who
is
spending
sperm
whale,
to
be
taken
to
the
World's
To James R. Madson,said defendant: In
But what rules human destiny?
cynical. I give in. I do it with regret,
the
name
of
the
State
of Oregon you are
deliciously
flabby.
Let
me
take
your
the
summer
at
the
Davenport
and
a
We ask and cannot ascertain.
fair
at
Chicago.
•
but after a tour of some of the leading
young man at the Earlington. These hereby notified and required to br and ap
In an interview with the captain he photograph.”
hotels at the “resorts’’ the resulting
The deeds we do, the words w e say.
pear in the above named court in the above ;
He drew a tiny camera from his coat two have been inseparable for days. entitled suit by Monday.the2»hh day of Sep- ,
May serve a purpose, or uiay not:
panorama is one part recreation to nine i states: “I do not intend to make known
Some soul may be a wreck today
my mode of procedure, but I know I pocket and aimed it at Charley, who They have walked and sat and danced t-ember. A D., 1892, that being the first day
parts
jealousy
and
all
the
evils
that
Through some light word, long since forgot.
together every minute which they could of the next term of said court following the
fight under that flag. “Willy nilly,” a shall succeed if I can find my whale. tried feebly to dodge it.
of the six weeks’ publication of I
“I don't wan’ ner pho’graf,” pleaded steal from other and more practical oc expiration
•‘Mistakes," sav» Science; yet the wise.
feminine friend had told me, “a woman My crew are all picked men, and every
his summons, and answer the plaintiff's j
Whose far gaeo traces the rolling spheres.
he.
cupations.
For
a
day
or
two
they
made
of
them
has
been
engaged
in
the
one
at a summer hotel must fall in at dress
nmplaint therein filed against you.and you
Grope blindly through life's mysteries
"Hold on. now; this is the very latest no effort to conceal their devotion to wi take notice that, that if you fail so to [
parade to escape being the cynosure of business and can be depended on. Whales
And weep, with others, human tears.
appear
and answer, for the xvnt thereof, I
in
kodacks.
”
So
saying
he
pressed
the
each
other,
but
as
soon
as
they
them
are
reported
plenty
in
latitude
38
degs.
all sorts of critical and disapproving
the plaintiff will apply to said evurt for the I
Philosophy cannot forecast
glances and comments. Once she does 30 min., longitude 71 degs., by Captain button and a stream of water about the selves realized the attachment, feigned relief nraved for in said complaint, which
The workings of one hnnian breast:
it she is lost to the real virtues of coun Dunham, who has just returned with a size of the little finger spurted into the indifference in public, and much side is. in brief, for a decre of said court dis
Nor trace the springs of action, past;
play of a sentimental nature was solving the bonds of nuftrimony existing
Life is a riddle at the best.
try or shore or mountain life. White full cargo of oil, and for that place I other's face and—“did the rest.”
between the plaintiff and the ‘defendant
The ghastly little infernal machine promptly brought into play.
kid shoes don't ‘go’ with tramps, nor shall shape my course.
We plan what we shall be and do.
for an order of said court giving the
“I do not propose to take one of the which so many practical jokers are go-1 Early one afternoon the writer noticed ami
While bars of fate around us close.
corsets with mountain clambering, nor
plaintiff the custody of the minor children
That strain or stroke may not break through; fine frocks with relaxation of any sort, largest. A fifty or sixty foot whale will ing to buy and amuse their friends the young man drive up to the Earling of the parties and « hanging her name to
We plan and purpose, but—who knows?
while being thrown into contact, inti answer my purpose. I have the plans with have just been brought out on the ton steps alone in a buggy, with every Stina Nelson
—Ellen P. Allerton.
This summons is served by publication
mate or distant, with all sort» of i>eople all drawn for a large tank, in which the routes of Twenty-third and Fourteenth appearance of having come in from a thereof, by virtue of an order of Hon. Geo
whale will lie placed and towed by streets and lower Broadway by the ever long spin over the country roads. Won II. Burnett, judge of said court, hearing
is harassing, say what you will. ’
A Record in Lemon Eating.
I thought of it the other day when at | steamer up the St. Lawrence and blooming, the man who basketli se dering why the youth should be so un da.te of August 2nd, 1892.
Ate 930 lemons in sixty days. This is
RAMSEY A FENTON,
one
of the leading hotels I saw an other- | through the lakes to Chicago. I have renely and contentedly iu 95 degs., and sociable, the scribe proceeded on his A I1-.V.
the accomplishment of a resident of the
Attorney» for Plaintiff I
wise
normal young womaff bent over a ■ everything prepared to take the whale who congealeth not even when the mer way toward the postoffico. He had gone
west end, who is now lying flat on his
cury drops out through the bot-om of but a rod or two when the pretty girl
and
bring
him
into
port
all
right.
piece
of
“
fancy
”
work,
in
the
face
and
back as a result. The feat was done by
alluded to above passed him in great
Notice to Creditors.
“All I want now is to get a suitable the thermometer.
George Unverzagt, who lives on Liberty eyes of a glorious beach, and got up
It is a pretty little machine, a perfect haste. “You seem to be in a hurry,”
street. He contracted a bad case of in a rig that showed off a 19-inch waist vessel. When that is obtained a few miniature camera, not of the kodak box quoth the writer logically. “Yes, I am
Notice is hereby given that the under j
rheumatism. He went to a number of measure and ended in white silk stock days will see mo off for the grounds, and style, bnt of the real accordion build.
afraid I shall lose my dinner,” was the signed has been appointed administratrix |
doctors and asked their aid in pulling ings and white shoes of undressed kid. if I find the whale, I expect to lie back
It is filled with water or any other prosaic reply. And then it all was plain (with the will annexed ) of tne estate of
him throng his ltotliersome ailment. He A few steps away a group of older by the last of September. I can keep fluid the fiend may select, such as ink as the handwriting on the wall. She Samuel Turner, deceased, by the county
my whale in the harbor here while my
court of Yamhill county state of Oregon;
women
were
playing
whist
and
wonder
was prescribed for many times, but all
or cologne, through a little trap at the
has duly «pialifted as such administra
the drugs that he could conveniently ing who the new arrival was, and as I tank is building, and in the spring stark back, and when loaded and operated had gotten out of the buggy at the cor and
ner. See?—Richfield Cor. Saratoga News. trix. Therefore all persona having claims
pile into himself seemed to effect no departed I overheard a woman of full for Chicago. Yes, I know it is quite an vigorously will send a stream fully five
against
»aio estate are hereby required to
present them witn the proper vouchers
change in his condition. He was ad forty, to be polite, arrayed in virgin undertaking, but I also know that I feet.
An
Accommodating
Dentist.
have
a
dead
sure
thing."
—
New
Bedford
therefor
to me at my residence near North
vised by friends to try various treat white from head to foot, showing up
If there is to be any remedy for the
Not only barbers, but dentists as well, Yamhill, in said county, within six months
ments unknown to the doctors, but her sallow complexion under the glare (Mass.) Mercury.
use of this innocent little machine, or sometimes transgress the law in the from this date.
which had accomplished some wonder of sunlight in great shape, asking the
Au Unappreciated Clown.
antidote which will prevent its spread, matter of teeth pulling. A case was re Dated Julv 28. 1892.
N ANCY TURNER,
ful cures. For a long time Unverzagt clerk. “Ain't my son gut back frum
that antidote must be a large, two
The
popular
clown.
Anatole
Dnrow,
is
Administratrix.
carried two raw potatoes in either pants batliin yet?" and saying to her compan lodged for the present, to the great sor handed club, jagged and knotted at tlio cently brought to our attention where a
Ramsey
A
Fenton,
Attorneys for Estate.
healthy young woman was afflicted with
pocket, bnt found his disease only get ion: “Mv Lord, jew ever see such a dull row of his Parisian admirers, in a Prus end.—New York Herald.
the toothache. She went to a dentist,
ting worse. Warm baths were also rec place? I d'clare I dunno's I want to sian house of detention. He was to have
not only to have the offending member
A New Foe to a Pest ot the Orchard.
ommended to him, and he took them stay here all summer. They say thet performed on Tuesday in a Paris circus,
from Terminal or Interior Points llu
Mr. Albert Koebele, who is in Aus removed, but all of her teeth, so as to
continuously until somebody informed over at th’----- there's something goin with his educated pigs and rats. The
prevent
a
recurrence
of
the
pain
and
get
tralia collecting beneficial insects, has
him that he had been seriously mistaken on all the time.”—Boston Globe.
artist and his quadrupeds owe their sent to the state board of horticulture of a false set. As her teeth were in excel
and that cold baths were unite the thing
great popularity iu Paris to their Russian California a new ladybird that preys on lent condition the dentist expostulated
Signs of Vacation Time.
for rheumatism, so the victim took cold
All signs indicate that this is vacation birth. Bnt the justice of Prussia out of the cottony cushion scale. It was through with her and refused to take the job.
baths, which in a short time almost
time.
The huge piles of trunks at many hatred to Russia and France is hinder the instrumentality of Mr. Koebele that The foolish young woman, however,
caused ossification, so he stopped this so
of
the
Boston
depots, where a bare, nar ing the Parisian folk from the enjoy the Vedalia cardinalis was introduced went to another dentist in good stand
called remedy.
row
passageway
is left for those who are ment of their anticipated delights.' A into California and accomplished a work ing and l:e performed the work without
After having tried a number of like
Is the Line to Take
week ago Dnrow was on his journey
treatments, upon the recommendation rushing to take the trains; the seductive from St. Petersburg to Paris. There was which was without precedent in the an a protest.
If
such
a
case
were
properly-brought
wiles
of
the
trainboy,
who
carries
fans
nals of economic entomology.
of people who claimed to l>e his friends,
a long delay on the Russian-German
This new ladybird is called Novius before the courts the greedy dentist
Unverzagt was told one day that lemons, and all manner of light reading, in ad frontier, and the clown tried good hu-
It I* the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runs
taken properly, would effect a positive dition to his usual supply of newspapers; moredlv to make the time pass as agree Koebelei, and is slightly smaller than could be convicted of malpractice, and
Through VESTIBULED TRAINS
and permanent cure of his sickness. His the closed shutters for many blocks ably as possible for the first and second Vedalia, the mature beetle averaging the dental association of which he is a
Every Day in lhe Year to
member would expel liim in short order.
along
the
fashionable
streets
in
town,
about
one-eighth
of
an
inch
in
length.
informant said he was no doctor, and
class passengers by giving an impromptu Only three specimens were received, A self respecting dentist will not take
and
the
languid
air
of
the
dealers
who
would not be one if he could, but that
entertainment.
and these were placed in a small jar in advantage of the folly and ignorance of
he knew a thing or two almtit such mat supply the costly luxuries to the richer
Unfortunately his jokes took the
(No Change of Cart)
ters. His manner was so convincing citizens; the array of outing goods and shape of such depreciatory attacks upon fested with the scale. One of the in a patron by extracting sound teeth.
Such butchery is a far more flagrant of
that his victim determined to give his bathing suits in the windows of many the German emperor that some of the sects died, but two of them changed to
Composed
of DINING CARS
fense
against
humanity
and
the
dental
advice a little practice. He must eat a stores; the multitudes of little yachts audience fancied that he must have the chrysalis state and in a few days
(unsurpassed)
profession than the tooth drawing per
lemon the first day and increase the dose, that seem to have sprung up in a single taken leave of his wits and forgotten perfect beetles emerged, which were formed by the venturesome barber.—
PFLLMAMDRAWIMîROOMSLEEPERS
night
to
dot
the
many
little
harbors
fortunately
male
and
female.
Three
one each day, for thirty days. On the
that he was out of Russia and not yet in
Troy Press.
(Of Latest Equipment,)
thirtieth day he should eat. thirty lemons, along the New England coast; the ap France. The Germans were indignant days later the female deposited eggs,
pearance
of
ice
cream
and
soda
water
which hatched in five days. The young
and from then on he was to go back
TOURIST
SLEEPING CARS
Aii Industry of tlie Future.
at his uncalled for insults to their ruler,
Best that can be constructed and in
ward, decreasing the dos« in the same signs on the outside of the country which had probably been got np for the larv;e were carefully reared, and, aftet
The banana is one of the most valu
stores:
all
these
and
other
reliable
phe
passing
through
three
molts,
changed
which
accommodations
are for hol
manner as he had advanced until another
sympathetic Paris stage. When Dnrow
able food products of the earth. No
ders of First or Second-qass Tick
thirty days were np, when he wonld l>e nomena of the season show that vaca stepped out of the train at the Fried- into the pupa state, and fifty-five per other vegetable compares with it in pro
et», and
tion time is with us, and the weary
fect beetles were secured in just thirty-
a cured man.
richsstrasse station in Berlin, he was
ductiveness, as Humboldt pointed out,
ELEGANT DAY COACHES.
Unverzagt had always heard that toiler in the city office recognizes them courteously informed by the police that one days from the eggs.
When liberated on trees they will no and none other is as rich in pure food A Continuous Line connecting with all
lemons were good for rheumatism, and with a sigh if he is not so fortunate as he wonld have to accompany them to
constituents. Yet it is in one sense si
lines, affordiug direct ana unin
this fact made him place more than or to have a pr< spect of a vacation of his the Moabit prison on a charge of “ma- doubt pass through their transforma most a neglected product. Bananas ar
terrupted service.
dinary faith in the new prescription. own in the near future. In almost every jestats beleidigung."—Pall Mall Gazette. tion in much less time, so that there will eaten as fruit more and more every
Pullman Sleeper reservations can be secur
be thousands of beetles for distribution
He commenced the treatment about nook and corner of New England the
very soon. It is to be hoped that they year, bnt until now hardly anything has ed in advance through auy agent of the road
seventy days ago and. strange to say, summer resident has already appeared
Big Taxpayers in New York City.
will be as efficient as the ladybirds of been attempted in the way of making a Through Tickets
carried it out to the very letter. He ate and has made himself at home. It
The Astors are not the largest tax Mr. Koebele's original importation.— staple meal from them, although banana end Europe can be purchased at any ticket
»30 lemous in that time, and now the would almost seem that the very cows
meal was known as long ago as the time office of this conmany.
wonder is that he is living. He is being must know that the next few weeks are payers in the city, as is often asserted. Garden ami Forest.
Full information concerning rates, tinit
of the Montezumas.
This
year
they
will
pay
taxes
on
$21,-
the
property
of
the
“
vacationist."
—
Bos
treated by the doctors for a poisonous
It lias lieen supposed that this meal of trains, routes and other details furnish««
Five New Words.
000.000.
while
the
Vanderbilts
will
pay
ton
Advertiser.
on application to anv agent, or
condition brought about by the recep
The following new words with their could not be made in a manner to keep,
•
A. D. CHARLTON.
tion of such an extraordinary amount The Sinking of Mr. V*u<terbilt*s Yxcht. on $30,400,000. The Vanderbilt assess
but recent experiments have proved
ment
is
largely
increased
by
the
New
meanings
have
been
coined
by
*he
New
Asst. General Passenger Agent.
of acid into his system.—Cincinnati En
General tlfflce Ot th« Company, No, 1S1
The sinking of the steam yacht Alva York Central and Hudson River railroad York Herald:
that it may.
quirer.
by the steamship H. F. Dimock on Nan property inside the city limits, and
Several governments—notably those FifatSt., Cor. Wahlngton, F»rt«n<l. Or.
Typine—A typewriting machine. The
tucket shoals was one of those disasters therefore open to the gaze of the argus accent falls upon tlie last syllable— of England, Germany and the United
How Southern Furiner« Sell reanuts.
States—have now become interested in
The American Peanut union, of Vir which are bound to occur occasionally eyed tax man. The next heavy taxpay typc-een.
ginia and North Carolina, is composed where vessels lie at anchor in a fairway ers are: The Consolidated Gas com
Typer—A male operator on the typine. the question, and it is altogether likely
of one delegate from each of sixty-eight as narrow and thickly navigated as th» pany, $22,000,000; Mr. Gould's Manhat
Typess—A female operator on the ty that within a few months the manufac
—VIA—
ture of banana meal will be an estab
snballiances in the state of Virginia and one in which the Alva lay. The steam tan Elevated railroad, $20,000,000; the pine.
lished industry in various parts of the
eighteen in North Carolina. A presi ship company to which the H. F. Di R. and O. Goelet estate, $6,670,000; Lor-
To Type—To write on the typine.
dent, vice president, secretary, treas mock lielongs employs the l>est naviga illard family, $6,550,000; Equitable Life
Typoscript—Typewritten, or typewrit world.—New York World.
urer, chaplain, doorkeeper and assistant tors between this port and Boston. Insurance company. $6,300,000, and so ten manuscript.
Over a Hundred Stone Knives.
Express Tyains Leave Portland Daily.
doorkeeper constitute theofticial organi Often they wake the trip from the head on up to 120 separate individuals, es
It may aid the memory to state that
LEAVE.
ARRIVE.
While plowing a field on Jesse Doan's
sation. It meets at will and at differ of Leng Island sonnd to Boston light in tates and firms that own one-eighth of the first word, “typine,” is formed by
Portland.
7.00 p ni SanFrancisco 8.15 am
ent towns in the peanut belt. Its ob a dense fog without seeing a single point the entire city of New York, the ele taking the first and last syllables of the farm, in Buckingham township, near San Fran. 7:00 p m Portland
7.35 am
jects are co-operation ami mutual pro of land or light, running on time and by vated railroads above New York and expression, “typewriting machine,” and Furlong, one day recently, Frank Doan
Above trains stop only at following sta
the
sonnd
of
liglithonse
whistles
and
struck
a
curiously
shaped
flint
stone
of
tection against trusts, rings and specu-*
the subways beneath New York.
that it means the same as the complete
tions north of Roseburg: East Portland,
lators. It purchased through a com lightship bells.
This gathering in and gobbling up, so expression. Also that the last one, a kind not found in that vicinity. It Oregon Citv, Woodburm. Salem, Albany,
Tangent,
Shedds, Halsey, Harrisburg, Jun
The eye and ear of a Long Islaud to speak, is not the pleasant phase of “typoscript,” is formed by taking the was about 5 inches long by 1 Ji inches
mittee appointed for the pnqiose 300.000
Irving, Eugene
peanut sacks last season and saved sev sound, Nantucket Shoals amt Boston this topic by any means, bnt it is one first one and the last two syllables of the wide in the center, with tlie edges sharp ction city, Roseburg
Mail Daily.
eral thousand dollars to its patrons. It pilot are educated to see the slightest that we cannot ignore. And in all like expression, "typewritten manuscript,” but irregular. Convinced that it was
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ARRIVE
establishes the price of peanut sacks in object aqd hear the least noise at the lihood it is one that some day in the not and changing, for the sake of euphony, an implement left by former Indian Portia .id . 8:05 a m Roseburg... 5:40 p m
greatest possible distance. Unless an very dim and distant future may re the * ‘u" of the second syllable into an “o.” residents of that neighborhood, it hav Roseburg. 6:20 a mj Portland... 4 :00 p m
the section it operates.
Albany Local, Daily, Except Sunday.
It has erected and has in full «itera adverse wind prevented those on the quire serious consideration. The simple
There is a vacancy in the English vo ing been found on the site of a wood
LEAVE
ARRIVE.
tion several factories for cleaning the Dimock from hearing the Alva's bell, everyday desire and attempt of one man cabulary which these words fill. The near a chestnut tree that is said to be
Portland
5: p in Albany
9: pm
product of the farms. Its goods are dis we incline to the belief that it was not to get possession of and distribute the typewriting industry lias sprung up over 200 years old, Mr. Doan concluded
Albany
5:
a
m
Portland
8:55am
tributed in every section of the country. struck at short intervals enough, and if wealth which some other fellow has within a comparatively short time, bnt to investigate further. He dug down
It has accomplished much lienefit for the captain of the Dimock says he did does not seem to meet the requirements no words have come into general use to several feet, and was rewarded by find Piilliiiaii Buffet Sle«|iers.
the farmers, and is likely to grow and not hear any bell, those interested can of the case.—John A. Cockerill in New meet the requirements of the new situa ing 110 stones of the same shape and
<
Tourist Sleeping Cars,
be still more useful. The success of depend upon it that he states the fact, York Recorder.
tion. A general movement wonld quickly kind, which those learned in the ways For accommodation of second « lass passen
of
the
aborigines
say
are
“
skinning
this organization shows that fanners as he is employed to avoid collisions un
establish them.
gers attached to express trains
knives."—Doylestown (Pa.)Intelligencer.
Summer Fiction.
can easily co-operate to their own ad der any and all circumstances.—Marine
WEST SIDE DIVISION
Electricity
in
France.
Journal.
vantage.—Farm and Home,
An encouraging sign of the times is
Between Portland and Corvallis.
The
Summer
Umbrella.
Is electricity dutiable? Can it be stolen?
the marked decrease in the consumption
Mail Train Daily, except Sunday.
The lloy Is at Home Now.
The rise of the sun umbrella is mani
of that noxious literary product known In France it was a moot point until a
A Burglar Keeps a Safe.
LEAVE.
j
ARRIVE
When t’ a shah of Persia was touring
On Monday the burglar who broke as “summer fiction.” During the past short time ego whether an electricity fest these insufferably hot days. Per Portland. 7:30 a m McMinn’ 10:10 am
through Europe three years ago he was into Colonel Arthur Paget's house, in few seasons bookstalls and trainboys supply company was a société civile or haps it would be more strictly accurate McMinn’ 10:10 a in Corvallis . 12:10 p in
12:55 p m McMinn’
2:56 pin
accompanied everywhere and at all times Belgrave square, a few nights ago. was have flaunted in our faces hundreds of a société commerciale, a matter of no if it wero designated the rise of the Corvallis
McMinn’
2:56 p m|Portland . 5-30 p ru
by a little boy who was gorgeously at charged at the Westminster police court paper covered novels, ’ differing mainly little importance to investors, who in summer umbrella, for the most practi
At Albany and Corvallis connect with
tired and was allowed to do just as he and committed for trial at the Old in the degree of their worthlessness, but, the latter ease would only lie liable Tor cal article of that description is one trains of Oregon Pacific.
the
amount
of
their
shares.
A
société
equally
adaptable
to
sun
or
rain.
It
has
pleased. The boy whs not a member of Bailey. It appeared in evidence that according to their own statement, gen
Express Train Daily, except Sunday.
the imperial family, bnt just a fortunate this prisoner, named Thurgar. alias erally in the sixth or seventh edition. A commerciale, it appears, is one which a light stick handle, and is in a shade of
LEAVE.
ARRIVE.
yonngster for whom the shah liad taken Knot, has struck out a new line in the casual examination served to show that has for its principal object “the accom light blue or dark green—for this in a Portland . 4 :40 p m M<-Mnn .. 7.25 p m
McMinn
’
.
.
5:45
a
nr
Portland.
8:20 a in
an unaccountable liking. A report has business of cracksman. Since August these stories were either erotic or wildly plishment of acts of commerce,” such summer when it rains as unexpectedly
come from Teheran that the boy was last, when he came out of prison, he has sensational, or both, to a nauseating de as buying raw material and reselling it as the sun shines fiercely. There is no
playing with a revolver in the royal rented a safe at the Chancery Lane Safe gree, and it seemed hardly possible that at a profit, manufactured or in its nat adjunct of later day costume that is a
greater boon than the summer um
camp near Bnrujod recently, and as deposit, in order no doubt to avoid any so many intelligent men and women ural state.
EAST AND SOUTH.
For tickets and full information regard
The Edison company, of St. Etienne, brella.—W. A. Clarke in Clothier and
usual very close to the shah, when the ■ unpleasant association with receivers of would lower themselves to the depths of
ing rates, maps, etc., call on theCompany’s
summoned before the tribunal of com Furnisher.
weapon accidentally went off and the ; stolen goods. When searched by the such nastiness.
i agent at McMinnville
This summer the tide has turned, so merce of that town by one of its cus
shah had the very narrowest kind of police the safe was found empty, yet no
Ft KOEHLER.
E. P. KOfiERS,
Stauley’s Stepfather iu Homestead.
escape from sudden death. The boy has doubt, but for the accident of Colonel the leading dealers tell us, aud the de tomers, declined to submit to the juris
Manager.
Asst, (i F. «t P Agl |
Watkin James, the aged stepfather of
been sent away now.—New York Sun. - Paget's appearance at the moment when mand is now for low priced editions of diction of the court on the ground that
Thurgar was taking Mrs. Paget's jewels, standard works, while the style of story the supply of electricity from a central explorer Henry M. Stanley, is one of the
An Insert Terror.
it would now contain plenty of articles formerly so popular has fallen flat on station did not constitute a commercial strikers at Homestead. Mr. James is
A strange spider has appeared about of value.
the market. As an indication of return act; “the company only sold a product a Welshman, and married Stanley’s
Hermosillo, Mexico. It is peculiarly
There i« something very amusing in ing good sense aud improved literary which it gathered from nature and mother some years after the African
ferocious and manifests no fear of any the picture of the apparently resecta taste this fact is worthy of rejoicing. which was a res nullins.” The tribune hero was born. He is a gray haired man
thing, not hesitating to give chase to ble middle class gentleman who rents a When a people has learned that it can of commerce nevertheless declared i.- of about seventy years of age and speaks
men who disturb it. It is considerably safe and is constantly depositing in it be amused without degrading itself it self competent to try the case, and on English with a strong Cambrian accent.
larger than the tarantula, common in heavy packages, bnt who is in reality a has passed a dangerous spot in the road appeal its decision was upheld, so that Stanley's mother, who was Mr. James'
in France, at any rate, electricity when first wife, died many years ago. and the
those regions, and is terribly poison noted burglar. The writers of melo of experience.—Concord Monitor.
ous. It is a hairy insect and has legs as drama have never dared to draw so im
supplied from a central station must lie old mill worker has since twice mar
Reportorial Shrewdness.
large as a pipe stem. It runs with re possible a picture as this; and yet, after
deemed a manufactured article.—Elec ried.—Pittsburg Dispatch.
markable agility. One of the deaths all, they might with perfect propriety
A certain newspaper reporter assigned | tricity.
A Cousumptlve Cuspidor.
was that of a Mexican who was riding have brought the miilionaire and Bill to investigate the case of a voting worn-'
Progressive Tax on Bachelors.
One of the latest inventions for pre KANSAS CITY, St PAUL
along and saw one of the spiders. He Sykes together in the corridor of the an at a hotel said to lie in a trance rep
The bill for staying the depopulation venting the spread of consumption is a
resented himself as a doctor so that he of France, which M. Le Roy is preparing small pocket spittoon made out of card
struck at it with his whip, and liefore Safe deposit.—London Spectator.
he could drop the whip the spider was
would lie allowed to see the victim. He to lay before the chamber, is by no board. They are about the size of an
at bis hand and had bitten him. He died
Il Was m TroitI.
put on a wise air, gravely felt her pulse means a laughing matter, as the French ordinary cigar case and of the same gen
within three hours in great agony.— | W. Z. Jackson, of Norway, ha 1 an and then turned from the bedside. “What bachelor of the future may discover. eral shape. They can readily be carried
AND ALL POINTS
New Orleans Picayune.
amusing experience in fishing the other is the best thing to be done?” inquired For among its provisions is a proposal to in the pocket, and being made of disin
day. When passing a bridge ho saw a those in waiting. “The liest thing to do put a progressive tax upon bachelors, fected paper t hey are perfectly clean and
Willie W am Surprised.
i couple of boys who said they were try- is to douse her with ice water,” said the ■
Will Kings well, a ten-vcar-old lad at ■ ing to get a sucker to bite a hook baited pretended doctor. This was done, and while, on the other hand, creating a healthy to carry about. One can spit
Richmond, was sent to a town store ■ with pork. Jackson saw that the sucker the young woman woke from her al sliding scale of taxation, to lie reduced into them very readily without disgust
Tuesday morning by his mother with i was a brook trout, which, as he ex leged trance, got up aud dressed in a in proportion to the number of children ing those around. When full this novel PULLMAN SLEEPERS.
spittoon is intended to lie burned so that
fifty cents to buy a pair of stockings, pressed it. “looked in the water almost hurry and left the house in a huff. The in a family.
M. Le Roy proposes to follow English the stuff cannot lie thrown aside to
bnt instead of doing as he was told he as large as a horse.” He took the fish “trance" maiden was only recovering
COLONIST SLEEPERS
jumped upon a river steamer and went ing pole and tried his hand, but the from a pleasure jaunt over the Rhine.— | law in reducing the legal age at which poison the air.
man
becomes
his
own
master
to
twenty-
Consumptives
who
are
compelled
to
RECLINING CHAIR CARS.
to Bath to see Irwin's circus. The police trout would take no notice of any kind Cincinnati Times.
one, and in giving a woman the right of spit often can carry these pocket spit
were notified and arrested him late in of bait. Finally he caught a yellow
compelling
the
father
of
her
child
to
toons
around
with
them
at
all
times.
AND DINERS.
An Unfortunate Polite Man.
the afternoon, finding him barefooted , butterfly, and the tront took it imme-
bnt having the greatest time on record. ] diately. The fish weighed some four i The politest man iu New Jersey came recognize and provide for his offspring. By sliding them out from the inside coat
Wednesday forenoon hi» mother arrived , pounds after lieing caught, and dressed j to grief because of his politeness at New- It was none too soon that this last pro pocket one could expectorate in them Steamers Portland to San Francisco Every 4 Days
in Bath after him and lie was amazed 1 two pounds and fourteen ounces.—Ran- ; ark, N. J., on Saturday. He was seized vision became French law as well as without being seen. They are also re-
! Commended for others than consnmp-
to think that he had been accused of . g«r (Me.) Commercial.
with a desire to sneeze while riding in ' English law.—Pall Mall Gazette.
* tives who have the habit of spitting con- TICKETS tf 7 omd EUROPE.
any wrongdoing.—Bangor Commercial. I------------------------
an electric car. On each side of him
Made Bald by n Thunderbolt.
Blade.
Sweet, hat Costly.
! there was a woman, and he felt that it' Mrs. Alexander Feidner, of Keokuk tinuallv.—Yankee
—
For rates or genera! information call on
Bicycle» for rolicenien.
Stolen kisses may lie sweet, but they [ would l>e impolite to sneeze in front of ! township, has miraculously escaped
How He Gut It.
I or address,
One of the novelties of the bicycle i are rather dear at the present market them, so he decided to sneeze behind I death from lightning. The house was
Abraham—Goot Heffens. Iky! How
parade was the ap|x?arance of police ! price at Valparaiso. Senor Talca, of them, and with that purpose in view he 1 struck, the lightning passing down the
men on active duty mounted on bicycles. I that town, kissed a lady without asking thrust his head from the car window. chimney, striking her and burning every ' you got dot gomplexion? You gant af- W H. HTRLBCRT, Asst. Gen. Pass. Agt.
254 Washington St ,
It was not only an attractive but an permission while walking iu the plaza. While he was in the act of sneezing his hair from her head. The hairpins were fort an ending on fonr tollars a veek!
Iky (sotto voce)—Don't gif it avay,
P ortland , O regon .
interesting departure. It emphasized The lady appealed to the law and the head came in contact with a pole and cut in two. Her neck and chest were
the fact that the bicycle has gone be gay Talca suffered imprisonment for ; his skull was dangeronsly fractured.— terribly burned and her clothing tom to my vriend! I sit me on de roof a haluf
an
hour
at
lunch
dime
efery
day
and
yond the domain of mere recreation and ' sixty days. In an evil moment he also I Exchange.
fragments. Furniture and windows two hours on Sundays. Der sun does
established itself as a valuable factor in appealed, and was kept in jail 200 days
were broken and the walls of the build der rest. And I haf as fine an ouding
Badges for the Caiupai^u.
the practical affairs of life. In a com while his appeal was being considered.
"Three-fourths of all the campaign : ing badly shaken. In a few hours, how gomplexion as der boss, and his gost
paratively short time the bicycle has The result of that consideration was the
risen to tiie dignity of a necessity.—Chi addition of thirty days more to tlie origi badges with which the country is sup ever. the prostrate woman showed signs him more as a hunt red tollars.—Pitts-
of life and now has a chrinee of re ' bnrg Bulletin.
cago Newa-R<,-wd. _
PATIENTS TREATED BY MAIL. CONFIDENTIAL,
nal sentence. We hope the lady is now plied are lmumfacturcd in Providence,” covery.—Iowa Cor. Chicago Times.
üira!^«. »nd with
-e, w L*J eCecU.
,
said
a
dealer.
“
All
the
best
of
them
are
for purtRuixr; »d-Irrtc, with 6 out*io KVi-in;
It is a custom of the Carpenters' union satisfied: the least she can do is to return ■ made in that city by manufacturers of
Good for the Flintlock.
Policemen’s Coats.
QB n w. r. mt «« m * v ; cx £R A rauffk ciicas *. m
of San Francisco to build houses for one a kiss which has cost the giver so many cheap jewelry. The cheaper badges are
Foxes are numerous at Exeter, R. I.
another without charging anything for pains.—London Globe.
Superintendent Linden has issued an A local hunter recently shot one with
reooo. 00 a y»»r It behiff muóe by Jvtn R.
turned out by millions from the button'
Goodwin.Troy,X.Y..i»t wurft fcr ut. K««4*r,
their labor. The owner supplies the
order
for
which
every
policeman,
es
i an old Revolutionary flintlock.—Boston
you iimy not make «• m»eh. bat w« »an
works in New York city. All of the
The
latest
mineral
development
iu
teach
you quickly bow to earn froai S$ to
land and materials and the carpenters
pecially the ones of greater avoirdupois,
$10* day at the »tarf, and more ea you go
Arizona is a deposit of black onyx. It portrait badges containing little pictures immediately passed a mental vote of I Herald.
do the rest.
on. Both rese», all a««*. In aay part of
America, you can rn a aiin c» at home, air.
is as black as jet, exceedingly bard and of Harrison and Cleveland on celluloid thanks. During the hot spell the police
A Mississippi man who brought suit
inc all your time,or spare moments aaly to
tlie V.->tk. Ail is new. Crest pay 8CRB for
A. workman is not allowed to work on takes a fine polish. The ledge is situated are produced in the metropolis also.”— men will be allowed to wear their coats i against a railroad company for the value
.o-rv Murker
We start you. funriabina
the streets at New Bedford, Mass., un in the Grand canyon and is said to be Washington Star.
e.e.yiLina. EASILY. bPELDILY leamed.
open, provided they wear a clean white •f the ticket which he bought bnt could
i-AhiK VLARS HŒE. Addran at saes.
less he has been naturalized.
very extensive.
Dr. Mil.»' Nerrlu. for N.rvou. Prostration.
•jII\Sb> * LO . PUKTUSD. IAIIK.
shirt at roll call.—Philadelphia Inquirer. I ..ot use won his case.
Philosophy assnrnes to tell
How happened this, how Ifappeued that;
Reasons of sequence paMing well.
By process none may cavil at.
for infants and Children.
“Castor ¡a is so well adapted to chUdren that
I recommend it as superior to any prescription
known to me.”
H. A. A rchfh , M. D.,
Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Caatnria cures Colic, Constipation,
Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea. Eructation,
Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di
gestion.
Without injurious medication.
“ The use of ‘ Castoria ’ is so universal and
its merits so well known that it seems a work
of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep C&storia
within easy reach.”
C arlos M arttn , D.D..
New York City.
lAte Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
“For several years I have rscommeudsu
your ‘ Castoria. ’ and shall always continue te
do so as it Lus invariably produced beneficial
results.”
F. dwin F. P ardkb . M. D.t
u The Wiuthivp, l»th street and 7th Ave.,
New York City
T hk C kntaur Cour any , 77 M urray S trut , N kw Yuan.
HAY-FEVER
C old
fr
AND
U
HEAD
Ely'» Cream Baba i» not a liquid, muff or powder. Applied into the noetril» it 4e
»» A
quiekly abevrbed. Itcleaneet the Mad, allay» inflammation, heale _ —
E 11 the e-ret. Sold by druagiete or »ent by mail on receipt of price.
E |1 an
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To all Points East & South i
Lots in tlm Oal( Park
ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO
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East and South
Southern Pacific Rout»
SHASTA LINE.
ADDITION
It
ZSixild-iiEXg'
Is
8oon Ix>t3 will be scarce and Command a Higher Price.
Befoie Too Insets.
IBtxsr
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Beal EateU Agent», McMinnviU».
East, North «k South.
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Id i
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1
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' who has Lost the Most PrccluUR PoMeRtion
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I NOT require a 8E<’OND TELLING to bt
induced to become a purchaser
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Belta
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And Firstclass.
Do von know why ? Because it is plain
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is enough The Furprising Promptness
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with which all classes of people respond to
Corner Second and E Streets, one blo< k our announcements, and the increasing de
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Repeated an<1 increasing demands for
THEGIIEGG ELECTRIC “FOOT WARM
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country with profuse acknowledgements
that so’much comfort for fl (the price)was
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The Bugged Constitution ol Man when
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The <»regg
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' this kind, have honestly won their title of
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