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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 1, 1892)
Who Know»? Faults in Summer Hotel Life. Lolug iu Capture a Lire Whale. One of tlie Woes of Summer. Di»gui»ioE That flirtation. SUMMONS. A young clerk in a Wall street bank, It is amusing to the observer of Captain Amos Chapman, of Boston, An optimist by nature I have always clung to the idea that the flings at sum- j but formerly of Provincetown, has ar while out to luncheon, met another dur wordly experience to see how ingeniously In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for Yamhill County. mer hotel life have been in large meas rived on the cape and is shipping a crew ing the torrid period around noon and young couples will labor to throw off the scent of public attention from their Stina Madson, Plaintiff.) ure an unkind and untrue attempt to of old experienced whalemen for a new halted him with the words: vs If this be trne, then that must be: “Hello, Charley. Hot as a certain flirtations. A case in point is that of James R Madson, lie facetious on the part of the wonld be and novel voyage—to capture a live Deft.) And so on. it seems very plain: place with the lid on. ain't it? You look a dainty creature who is spending sperm whale, to be taken to the World's To James R. Madson,said defendant: In But what rules human destiny? cynical. I give in. I do it with regret, the name of the State of Oregon you are deliciously flabby. Let me take your the summer at the Davenport and a We ask and cannot ascertain. fair at Chicago. • but after a tour of some of the leading young man at the Earlington. These hereby notified and required to br and ap In an interview with the captain he photograph.” hotels at the “resorts’’ the resulting The deeds we do, the words w e say. pear in the above named court in the above ; He drew a tiny camera from his coat two have been inseparable for days. entitled suit by Monday.the2»hh day of Sep- , May serve a purpose, or uiay not: panorama is one part recreation to nine i states: “I do not intend to make known Some soul may be a wreck today my mode of procedure, but I know I pocket and aimed it at Charley, who They have walked and sat and danced t-ember. A D., 1892, that being the first day parts jealousy and all the evils that Through some light word, long since forgot. together every minute which they could of the next term of said court following the fight under that flag. “Willy nilly,” a shall succeed if I can find my whale. tried feebly to dodge it. of the six weeks’ publication of I “I don't wan’ ner pho’graf,” pleaded steal from other and more practical oc expiration •‘Mistakes," sav» Science; yet the wise. feminine friend had told me, “a woman My crew are all picked men, and every his summons, and answer the plaintiff's j Whose far gaeo traces the rolling spheres. he. cupations. For a day or two they made of them has been engaged in the one at a summer hotel must fall in at dress nmplaint therein filed against you.and you Grope blindly through life's mysteries "Hold on. now; this is the very latest no effort to conceal their devotion to wi take notice that, that if you fail so to [ parade to escape being the cynosure of business and can be depended on. Whales And weep, with others, human tears. appear and answer, for the xvnt thereof, I in kodacks. ” So saying he pressed the each other, but as soon as they them are reported plenty in latitude 38 degs. all sorts of critical and disapproving the plaintiff will apply to said evurt for the I Philosophy cannot forecast glances and comments. Once she does 30 min., longitude 71 degs., by Captain button and a stream of water about the selves realized the attachment, feigned relief nraved for in said complaint, which The workings of one hnnian breast: it she is lost to the real virtues of coun Dunham, who has just returned with a size of the little finger spurted into the indifference in public, and much side is. in brief, for a decre of said court dis Nor trace the springs of action, past; play of a sentimental nature was solving the bonds of nuftrimony existing Life is a riddle at the best. try or shore or mountain life. White full cargo of oil, and for that place I other's face and—“did the rest.” between the plaintiff and the ‘defendant The ghastly little infernal machine promptly brought into play. kid shoes don't ‘go’ with tramps, nor shall shape my course. We plan what we shall be and do. for an order of said court giving the “I do not propose to take one of the which so many practical jokers are go-1 Early one afternoon the writer noticed ami While bars of fate around us close. corsets with mountain clambering, nor plaintiff the custody of the minor children That strain or stroke may not break through; fine frocks with relaxation of any sort, largest. A fifty or sixty foot whale will ing to buy and amuse their friends the young man drive up to the Earling of the parties and « hanging her name to We plan and purpose, but—who knows? while being thrown into contact, inti answer my purpose. I have the plans with have just been brought out on the ton steps alone in a buggy, with every Stina Nelson —Ellen P. Allerton. This summons is served by publication mate or distant, with all sort» of i>eople all drawn for a large tank, in which the routes of Twenty-third and Fourteenth appearance of having come in from a thereof, by virtue of an order of Hon. Geo whale will lie placed and towed by streets and lower Broadway by the ever long spin over the country roads. Won II. Burnett, judge of said court, hearing is harassing, say what you will. ’ A Record in Lemon Eating. I thought of it the other day when at | steamer up the St. Lawrence and blooming, the man who basketli se dering why the youth should be so un da.te of August 2nd, 1892. Ate 930 lemons in sixty days. This is RAMSEY A FENTON, one of the leading hotels I saw an other- | through the lakes to Chicago. I have renely and contentedly iu 95 degs., and sociable, the scribe proceeded on his A I1-.V. the accomplishment of a resident of the Attorney» for Plaintiff I wise normal young womaff bent over a ■ everything prepared to take the whale who congealeth not even when the mer way toward the postoffico. He had gone west end, who is now lying flat on his cury drops out through the bot-om of but a rod or two when the pretty girl and bring him into port all right. piece of “ fancy ” work, in the face and back as a result. The feat was done by alluded to above passed him in great Notice to Creditors. “All I want now is to get a suitable the thermometer. George Unverzagt, who lives on Liberty eyes of a glorious beach, and got up It is a pretty little machine, a perfect haste. “You seem to be in a hurry,” street. He contracted a bad case of in a rig that showed off a 19-inch waist vessel. When that is obtained a few miniature camera, not of the kodak box quoth the writer logically. “Yes, I am Notice is hereby given that the under j rheumatism. He went to a number of measure and ended in white silk stock days will see mo off for the grounds, and style, bnt of the real accordion build. afraid I shall lose my dinner,” was the signed has been appointed administratrix | doctors and asked their aid in pulling ings and white shoes of undressed kid. if I find the whale, I expect to lie back It is filled with water or any other prosaic reply. And then it all was plain (with the will annexed ) of tne estate of him throng his ltotliersome ailment. He A few steps away a group of older by the last of September. I can keep fluid the fiend may select, such as ink as the handwriting on the wall. She Samuel Turner, deceased, by the county my whale in the harbor here while my court of Yamhill county state of Oregon; women were playing whist and wonder was prescribed for many times, but all or cologne, through a little trap at the has duly «pialifted as such administra the drugs that he could conveniently ing who the new arrival was, and as I tank is building, and in the spring stark back, and when loaded and operated had gotten out of the buggy at the cor and ner. See?—Richfield Cor. Saratoga News. trix. Therefore all persona having claims pile into himself seemed to effect no departed I overheard a woman of full for Chicago. Yes, I know it is quite an vigorously will send a stream fully five against »aio estate are hereby required to present them witn the proper vouchers change in his condition. He was ad forty, to be polite, arrayed in virgin undertaking, but I also know that I feet. An Accommodating Dentist. have a dead sure thing." — New Bedford therefor to me at my residence near North vised by friends to try various treat white from head to foot, showing up If there is to be any remedy for the Not only barbers, but dentists as well, Yamhill, in said county, within six months ments unknown to the doctors, but her sallow complexion under the glare (Mass.) Mercury. use of this innocent little machine, or sometimes transgress the law in the from this date. which had accomplished some wonder of sunlight in great shape, asking the Au Unappreciated Clown. antidote which will prevent its spread, matter of teeth pulling. A case was re Dated Julv 28. 1892. N ANCY TURNER, ful cures. For a long time Unverzagt clerk. “Ain't my son gut back frum that antidote must be a large, two The popular clown. Anatole Dnrow, is Administratrix. carried two raw potatoes in either pants batliin yet?" and saying to her compan lodged for the present, to the great sor handed club, jagged and knotted at tlio cently brought to our attention where a Ramsey A Fenton, Attorneys for Estate. healthy young woman was afflicted with pocket, bnt found his disease only get ion: “Mv Lord, jew ever see such a dull row of his Parisian admirers, in a Prus end.—New York Herald. the toothache. She went to a dentist, ting worse. Warm baths were also rec place? I d'clare I dunno's I want to sian house of detention. He was to have not only to have the offending member A New Foe to a Pest ot the Orchard. ommended to him, and he took them stay here all summer. They say thet performed on Tuesday in a Paris circus, from Terminal or Interior Points llu Mr. Albert Koebele, who is in Aus removed, but all of her teeth, so as to continuously until somebody informed over at th’----- there's something goin with his educated pigs and rats. The prevent a recurrence of the pain and get tralia collecting beneficial insects, has him that he had been seriously mistaken on all the time.”—Boston Globe. artist and his quadrupeds owe their sent to the state board of horticulture of a false set. As her teeth were in excel and that cold baths were unite the thing great popularity iu Paris to their Russian California a new ladybird that preys on lent condition the dentist expostulated Signs of Vacation Time. for rheumatism, so the victim took cold All signs indicate that this is vacation birth. Bnt the justice of Prussia out of the cottony cushion scale. It was through with her and refused to take the job. baths, which in a short time almost time. The huge piles of trunks at many hatred to Russia and France is hinder the instrumentality of Mr. Koebele that The foolish young woman, however, caused ossification, so he stopped this so of the Boston depots, where a bare, nar ing the Parisian folk from the enjoy the Vedalia cardinalis was introduced went to another dentist in good stand called remedy. row passageway is left for those who are ment of their anticipated delights.' A into California and accomplished a work ing and l:e performed the work without After having tried a number of like Is the Line to Take week ago Dnrow was on his journey treatments, upon the recommendation rushing to take the trains; the seductive from St. Petersburg to Paris. There was which was without precedent in the an a protest. If such a case were properly-brought wiles of the trainboy, who carries fans nals of economic entomology. of people who claimed to l>e his friends, a long delay on the Russian-German This new ladybird is called Novius before the courts the greedy dentist Unverzagt was told one day that lemons, and all manner of light reading, in ad frontier, and the clown tried good hu- It I* the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runs taken properly, would effect a positive dition to his usual supply of newspapers; moredlv to make the time pass as agree Koebelei, and is slightly smaller than could be convicted of malpractice, and Through VESTIBULED TRAINS and permanent cure of his sickness. His the closed shutters for many blocks ably as possible for the first and second Vedalia, the mature beetle averaging the dental association of which he is a Every Day in lhe Year to member would expel liim in short order. along the fashionable streets in town, about one-eighth of an inch in length. informant said he was no doctor, and class passengers by giving an impromptu Only three specimens were received, A self respecting dentist will not take and the languid air of the dealers who would not be one if he could, but that entertainment. and these were placed in a small jar in advantage of the folly and ignorance of he knew a thing or two almtit such mat supply the costly luxuries to the richer Unfortunately his jokes took the (No Change of Cart) ters. His manner was so convincing citizens; the array of outing goods and shape of such depreciatory attacks upon fested with the scale. One of the in a patron by extracting sound teeth. Such butchery is a far more flagrant of that his victim determined to give his bathing suits in the windows of many the German emperor that some of the sects died, but two of them changed to Composed of DINING CARS fense against humanity and the dental advice a little practice. He must eat a stores; the multitudes of little yachts audience fancied that he must have the chrysalis state and in a few days (unsurpassed) profession than the tooth drawing per lemon the first day and increase the dose, that seem to have sprung up in a single taken leave of his wits and forgotten perfect beetles emerged, which were formed by the venturesome barber.— PFLLMAMDRAWIMîROOMSLEEPERS night to dot the many little harbors fortunately male and female. Three one each day, for thirty days. On the that he was out of Russia and not yet in Troy Press. (Of Latest Equipment,) thirtieth day he should eat. thirty lemons, along the New England coast; the ap France. The Germans were indignant days later the female deposited eggs, pearance of ice cream and soda water which hatched in five days. The young and from then on he was to go back TOURIST SLEEPING CARS Aii Industry of tlie Future. at his uncalled for insults to their ruler, Best that can be constructed and in ward, decreasing the dos« in the same signs on the outside of the country which had probably been got np for the larv;e were carefully reared, and, aftet The banana is one of the most valu stores: all these and other reliable phe passing through three molts, changed which accommodations are for hol manner as he had advanced until another sympathetic Paris stage. When Dnrow able food products of the earth. No ders of First or Second-qass Tick thirty days were np, when he wonld l>e nomena of the season show that vaca stepped out of the train at the Fried- into the pupa state, and fifty-five per other vegetable compares with it in pro et», and tion time is with us, and the weary fect beetles were secured in just thirty- a cured man. richsstrasse station in Berlin, he was ductiveness, as Humboldt pointed out, ELEGANT DAY COACHES. Unverzagt had always heard that toiler in the city office recognizes them courteously informed by the police that one days from the eggs. When liberated on trees they will no and none other is as rich in pure food A Continuous Line connecting with all lemons were good for rheumatism, and with a sigh if he is not so fortunate as he wonld have to accompany them to constituents. Yet it is in one sense si lines, affordiug direct ana unin this fact made him place more than or to have a pr< spect of a vacation of his the Moabit prison on a charge of “ma- doubt pass through their transforma most a neglected product. Bananas ar terrupted service. dinary faith in the new prescription. own in the near future. In almost every jestats beleidigung."—Pall Mall Gazette. tion in much less time, so that there will eaten as fruit more and more every Pullman Sleeper reservations can be secur be thousands of beetles for distribution He commenced the treatment about nook and corner of New England the very soon. It is to be hoped that they year, bnt until now hardly anything has ed in advance through auy agent of the road seventy days ago and. strange to say, summer resident has already appeared Big Taxpayers in New York City. will be as efficient as the ladybirds of been attempted in the way of making a Through Tickets carried it out to the very letter. He ate and has made himself at home. It The Astors are not the largest tax Mr. Koebele's original importation.— staple meal from them, although banana end Europe can be purchased at any ticket »30 lemous in that time, and now the would almost seem that the very cows meal was known as long ago as the time office of this conmany. wonder is that he is living. He is being must know that the next few weeks are payers in the city, as is often asserted. Garden ami Forest. Full information concerning rates, tinit of the Montezumas. This year they will pay taxes on $21,- the property of the “ vacationist." — Bos treated by the doctors for a poisonous It lias lieen supposed that this meal of trains, routes and other details furnish«« Five New Words. 000.000. while the Vanderbilts will pay ton Advertiser. on application to anv agent, or condition brought about by the recep The following new words with their could not be made in a manner to keep, • A. D. CHARLTON. tion of such an extraordinary amount The Sinking of Mr. V*u<terbilt*s Yxcht. on $30,400,000. The Vanderbilt assess but recent experiments have proved ment is largely increased by the New meanings have been coined by *he New Asst. General Passenger Agent. of acid into his system.—Cincinnati En General tlfflce Ot th« Company, No, 1S1 The sinking of the steam yacht Alva York Central and Hudson River railroad York Herald: that it may. quirer. by the steamship H. F. Dimock on Nan property inside the city limits, and Several governments—notably those FifatSt., Cor. Wahlngton, F»rt«n<l. Or. Typine—A typewriting machine. The tucket shoals was one of those disasters therefore open to the gaze of the argus accent falls upon tlie last syllable— of England, Germany and the United How Southern Furiner« Sell reanuts. States—have now become interested in The American Peanut union, of Vir which are bound to occur occasionally eyed tax man. The next heavy taxpay typc-een. ginia and North Carolina, is composed where vessels lie at anchor in a fairway ers are: The Consolidated Gas com Typer—A male operator on the typine. the question, and it is altogether likely of one delegate from each of sixty-eight as narrow and thickly navigated as th» pany, $22,000,000; Mr. Gould's Manhat Typess—A female operator on the ty that within a few months the manufac —VIA— ture of banana meal will be an estab snballiances in the state of Virginia and one in which the Alva lay. The steam tan Elevated railroad, $20,000,000; the pine. lished industry in various parts of the eighteen in North Carolina. A presi ship company to which the H. F. Di R. and O. Goelet estate, $6,670,000; Lor- To Type—To write on the typine. dent, vice president, secretary, treas mock lielongs employs the l>est naviga illard family, $6,550,000; Equitable Life Typoscript—Typewritten, or typewrit world.—New York World. urer, chaplain, doorkeeper and assistant tors between this port and Boston. Insurance company. $6,300,000, and so ten manuscript. Over a Hundred Stone Knives. Express Tyains Leave Portland Daily. doorkeeper constitute theofticial organi Often they wake the trip from the head on up to 120 separate individuals, es It may aid the memory to state that LEAVE. ARRIVE. While plowing a field on Jesse Doan's sation. It meets at will and at differ of Leng Island sonnd to Boston light in tates and firms that own one-eighth of the first word, “typine,” is formed by Portland. 7.00 p ni SanFrancisco 8.15 am ent towns in the peanut belt. Its ob a dense fog without seeing a single point the entire city of New York, the ele taking the first and last syllables of the farm, in Buckingham township, near San Fran. 7:00 p m Portland 7.35 am jects are co-operation ami mutual pro of land or light, running on time and by vated railroads above New York and expression, “typewriting machine,” and Furlong, one day recently, Frank Doan Above trains stop only at following sta the sonnd of liglithonse whistles and struck a curiously shaped flint stone of tection against trusts, rings and specu-* the subways beneath New York. that it means the same as the complete tions north of Roseburg: East Portland, lators. It purchased through a com lightship bells. This gathering in and gobbling up, so expression. Also that the last one, a kind not found in that vicinity. It Oregon Citv, Woodburm. Salem, Albany, Tangent, Shedds, Halsey, Harrisburg, Jun The eye and ear of a Long Islaud to speak, is not the pleasant phase of “typoscript,” is formed by taking the was about 5 inches long by 1 Ji inches mittee appointed for the pnqiose 300.000 Irving, Eugene peanut sacks last season and saved sev sound, Nantucket Shoals amt Boston this topic by any means, bnt it is one first one and the last two syllables of the wide in the center, with tlie edges sharp ction city, Roseburg Mail Daily. eral thousand dollars to its patrons. It pilot are educated to see the slightest that we cannot ignore. And in all like expression, "typewritten manuscript,” but irregular. Convinced that it was LEAVE. ARRIVE establishes the price of peanut sacks in object aqd hear the least noise at the lihood it is one that some day in the not and changing, for the sake of euphony, an implement left by former Indian Portia .id . 8:05 a m Roseburg... 5:40 p m greatest possible distance. Unless an very dim and distant future may re the * ‘u" of the second syllable into an “o.” residents of that neighborhood, it hav Roseburg. 6:20 a mj Portland... 4 :00 p m the section it operates. Albany Local, Daily, Except Sunday. It has erected and has in full «itera adverse wind prevented those on the quire serious consideration. The simple There is a vacancy in the English vo ing been found on the site of a wood LEAVE ARRIVE. tion several factories for cleaning the Dimock from hearing the Alva's bell, everyday desire and attempt of one man cabulary which these words fill. The near a chestnut tree that is said to be Portland 5: p in Albany 9: pm product of the farms. Its goods are dis we incline to the belief that it was not to get possession of and distribute the typewriting industry lias sprung up over 200 years old, Mr. Doan concluded Albany 5: a m Portland 8:55am tributed in every section of the country. struck at short intervals enough, and if wealth which some other fellow has within a comparatively short time, bnt to investigate further. He dug down It has accomplished much lienefit for the captain of the Dimock says he did does not seem to meet the requirements no words have come into general use to several feet, and was rewarded by find Piilliiiaii Buffet Sle«|iers. the farmers, and is likely to grow and not hear any bell, those interested can of the case.—John A. Cockerill in New meet the requirements of the new situa ing 110 stones of the same shape and < Tourist Sleeping Cars, be still more useful. The success of depend upon it that he states the fact, York Recorder. tion. A general movement wonld quickly kind, which those learned in the ways For accommodation of second « lass passen of the aborigines say are “ skinning this organization shows that fanners as he is employed to avoid collisions un establish them. gers attached to express trains knives."—Doylestown (Pa.)Intelligencer. Summer Fiction. can easily co-operate to their own ad der any and all circumstances.—Marine WEST SIDE DIVISION Electricity in France. Journal. vantage.—Farm and Home, An encouraging sign of the times is Between Portland and Corvallis. The Summer Umbrella. Is electricity dutiable? Can it be stolen? the marked decrease in the consumption Mail Train Daily, except Sunday. The lloy Is at Home Now. The rise of the sun umbrella is mani of that noxious literary product known In France it was a moot point until a A Burglar Keeps a Safe. LEAVE. j ARRIVE When t’ a shah of Persia was touring On Monday the burglar who broke as “summer fiction.” During the past short time ego whether an electricity fest these insufferably hot days. Per Portland. 7:30 a m McMinn’ 10:10 am through Europe three years ago he was into Colonel Arthur Paget's house, in few seasons bookstalls and trainboys supply company was a société civile or haps it would be more strictly accurate McMinn’ 10:10 a in Corvallis . 12:10 p in 12:55 p m McMinn’ 2:56 pin accompanied everywhere and at all times Belgrave square, a few nights ago. was have flaunted in our faces hundreds of a société commerciale, a matter of no if it wero designated the rise of the Corvallis McMinn’ 2:56 p m|Portland . 5-30 p ru by a little boy who was gorgeously at charged at the Westminster police court paper covered novels, ’ differing mainly little importance to investors, who in summer umbrella, for the most practi At Albany and Corvallis connect with tired and was allowed to do just as he and committed for trial at the Old in the degree of their worthlessness, but, the latter ease would only lie liable Tor cal article of that description is one trains of Oregon Pacific. the amount of their shares. A société equally adaptable to sun or rain. It has pleased. The boy whs not a member of Bailey. It appeared in evidence that according to their own statement, gen Express Train Daily, except Sunday. the imperial family, bnt just a fortunate this prisoner, named Thurgar. alias erally in the sixth or seventh edition. A commerciale, it appears, is one which a light stick handle, and is in a shade of LEAVE. ARRIVE. yonngster for whom the shah liad taken Knot, has struck out a new line in the casual examination served to show that has for its principal object “the accom light blue or dark green—for this in a Portland . 4 :40 p m M<-Mnn .. 7.25 p m McMinn ’ . . 5:45 a nr Portland. 8:20 a in an unaccountable liking. A report has business of cracksman. Since August these stories were either erotic or wildly plishment of acts of commerce,” such summer when it rains as unexpectedly come from Teheran that the boy was last, when he came out of prison, he has sensational, or both, to a nauseating de as buying raw material and reselling it as the sun shines fiercely. There is no playing with a revolver in the royal rented a safe at the Chancery Lane Safe gree, and it seemed hardly possible that at a profit, manufactured or in its nat adjunct of later day costume that is a greater boon than the summer um camp near Bnrujod recently, and as deposit, in order no doubt to avoid any so many intelligent men and women ural state. EAST AND SOUTH. For tickets and full information regard The Edison company, of St. Etienne, brella.—W. A. Clarke in Clothier and usual very close to the shah, when the ■ unpleasant association with receivers of would lower themselves to the depths of ing rates, maps, etc., call on theCompany’s summoned before the tribunal of com Furnisher. weapon accidentally went off and the ; stolen goods. When searched by the such nastiness. i agent at McMinnville This summer the tide has turned, so merce of that town by one of its cus shah had the very narrowest kind of police the safe was found empty, yet no Ft KOEHLER. E. P. KOfiERS, Stauley’s Stepfather iu Homestead. escape from sudden death. The boy has doubt, but for the accident of Colonel the leading dealers tell us, aud the de tomers, declined to submit to the juris Manager. Asst, (i F. «t P Agl | Watkin James, the aged stepfather of been sent away now.—New York Sun. - Paget's appearance at the moment when mand is now for low priced editions of diction of the court on the ground that Thurgar was taking Mrs. Paget's jewels, standard works, while the style of story the supply of electricity from a central explorer Henry M. Stanley, is one of the An Insert Terror. it would now contain plenty of articles formerly so popular has fallen flat on station did not constitute a commercial strikers at Homestead. Mr. James is A strange spider has appeared about of value. the market. As an indication of return act; “the company only sold a product a Welshman, and married Stanley’s Hermosillo, Mexico. It is peculiarly There i« something very amusing in ing good sense aud improved literary which it gathered from nature and mother some years after the African ferocious and manifests no fear of any the picture of the apparently resecta taste this fact is worthy of rejoicing. which was a res nullins.” The tribune hero was born. He is a gray haired man thing, not hesitating to give chase to ble middle class gentleman who rents a When a people has learned that it can of commerce nevertheless declared i.- of about seventy years of age and speaks men who disturb it. It is considerably safe and is constantly depositing in it be amused without degrading itself it self competent to try the case, and on English with a strong Cambrian accent. larger than the tarantula, common in heavy packages, bnt who is in reality a has passed a dangerous spot in the road appeal its decision was upheld, so that Stanley's mother, who was Mr. James' in France, at any rate, electricity when first wife, died many years ago. and the those regions, and is terribly poison noted burglar. The writers of melo of experience.—Concord Monitor. ous. It is a hairy insect and has legs as drama have never dared to draw so im supplied from a central station must lie old mill worker has since twice mar Reportorial Shrewdness. large as a pipe stem. It runs with re possible a picture as this; and yet, after deemed a manufactured article.—Elec ried.—Pittsburg Dispatch. markable agility. One of the deaths all, they might with perfect propriety A certain newspaper reporter assigned | tricity. A Cousumptlve Cuspidor. was that of a Mexican who was riding have brought the miilionaire and Bill to investigate the case of a voting worn-' Progressive Tax on Bachelors. One of the latest inventions for pre KANSAS CITY, St PAUL along and saw one of the spiders. He Sykes together in the corridor of the an at a hotel said to lie in a trance rep The bill for staying the depopulation venting the spread of consumption is a resented himself as a doctor so that he of France, which M. Le Roy is preparing small pocket spittoon made out of card struck at it with his whip, and liefore Safe deposit.—London Spectator. he could drop the whip the spider was would lie allowed to see the victim. He to lay before the chamber, is by no board. They are about the size of an at bis hand and had bitten him. He died Il Was m TroitI. put on a wise air, gravely felt her pulse means a laughing matter, as the French ordinary cigar case and of the same gen within three hours in great agony.— | W. Z. Jackson, of Norway, ha 1 an and then turned from the bedside. “What bachelor of the future may discover. eral shape. They can readily be carried AND ALL POINTS New Orleans Picayune. amusing experience in fishing the other is the best thing to be done?” inquired For among its provisions is a proposal to in the pocket, and being made of disin day. When passing a bridge ho saw a those in waiting. “The liest thing to do put a progressive tax upon bachelors, fected paper t hey are perfectly clean and Willie W am Surprised. i couple of boys who said they were try- is to douse her with ice water,” said the ■ Will Kings well, a ten-vcar-old lad at ■ ing to get a sucker to bite a hook baited pretended doctor. This was done, and while, on the other hand, creating a healthy to carry about. One can spit Richmond, was sent to a town store ■ with pork. Jackson saw that the sucker the young woman woke from her al sliding scale of taxation, to lie reduced into them very readily without disgust Tuesday morning by his mother with i was a brook trout, which, as he ex leged trance, got up aud dressed in a in proportion to the number of children ing those around. When full this novel PULLMAN SLEEPERS. spittoon is intended to lie burned so that fifty cents to buy a pair of stockings, pressed it. “looked in the water almost hurry and left the house in a huff. The in a family. M. Le Roy proposes to follow English the stuff cannot lie thrown aside to bnt instead of doing as he was told he as large as a horse.” He took the fish “trance" maiden was only recovering COLONIST SLEEPERS jumped upon a river steamer and went ing pole and tried his hand, but the from a pleasure jaunt over the Rhine.— | law in reducing the legal age at which poison the air. man becomes his own master to twenty- Consumptives who are compelled to RECLINING CHAIR CARS. to Bath to see Irwin's circus. The police trout would take no notice of any kind Cincinnati Times. one, and in giving a woman the right of spit often can carry these pocket spit were notified and arrested him late in of bait. Finally he caught a yellow compelling the father of her child to toons around with them at all times. AND DINERS. An Unfortunate Polite Man. the afternoon, finding him barefooted , butterfly, and the tront took it imme- bnt having the greatest time on record. ] diately. The fish weighed some four i The politest man iu New Jersey came recognize and provide for his offspring. By sliding them out from the inside coat Wednesday forenoon hi» mother arrived , pounds after lieing caught, and dressed j to grief because of his politeness at New- It was none too soon that this last pro pocket one could expectorate in them Steamers Portland to San Francisco Every 4 Days in Bath after him and lie was amazed 1 two pounds and fourteen ounces.—Ran- ; ark, N. J., on Saturday. He was seized vision became French law as well as without being seen. They are also re- ! Commended for others than consnmp- to think that he had been accused of . g«r (Me.) Commercial. with a desire to sneeze while riding in ' English law.—Pall Mall Gazette. * tives who have the habit of spitting con- TICKETS tf 7 omd EUROPE. any wrongdoing.—Bangor Commercial. I------------------------ an electric car. On each side of him Made Bald by n Thunderbolt. Blade. Sweet, hat Costly. ! there was a woman, and he felt that it' Mrs. Alexander Feidner, of Keokuk tinuallv.—Yankee — For rates or genera! information call on Bicycle» for rolicenien. Stolen kisses may lie sweet, but they [ would l>e impolite to sneeze in front of ! township, has miraculously escaped How He Gut It. I or address, One of the novelties of the bicycle i are rather dear at the present market them, so he decided to sneeze behind I death from lightning. The house was Abraham—Goot Heffens. Iky! How parade was the ap|x?arance of police ! price at Valparaiso. Senor Talca, of them, and with that purpose in view he 1 struck, the lightning passing down the men on active duty mounted on bicycles. I that town, kissed a lady without asking thrust his head from the car window. chimney, striking her and burning every ' you got dot gomplexion? You gant af- W H. HTRLBCRT, Asst. Gen. Pass. Agt. 254 Washington St , It was not only an attractive but an permission while walking iu the plaza. While he was in the act of sneezing his hair from her head. The hairpins were fort an ending on fonr tollars a veek! Iky (sotto voce)—Don't gif it avay, P ortland , O regon . interesting departure. It emphasized The lady appealed to the law and the head came in contact with a pole and cut in two. Her neck and chest were the fact that the bicycle has gone be gay Talca suffered imprisonment for ; his skull was dangeronsly fractured.— terribly burned and her clothing tom to my vriend! I sit me on de roof a haluf an hour at lunch dime efery day and yond the domain of mere recreation and ' sixty days. In an evil moment he also I Exchange. fragments. Furniture and windows two hours on Sundays. Der sun does established itself as a valuable factor in appealed, and was kept in jail 200 days were broken and the walls of the build der rest. And I haf as fine an ouding Badges for the Caiupai^u. the practical affairs of life. In a com while his appeal was being considered. "Three-fourths of all the campaign : ing badly shaken. In a few hours, how gomplexion as der boss, and his gost paratively short time the bicycle has The result of that consideration was the risen to tiie dignity of a necessity.—Chi addition of thirty days more to tlie origi badges with which the country is sup ever. the prostrate woman showed signs him more as a hunt red tollars.—Pitts- of life and now has a chrinee of re ' bnrg Bulletin. cago Newa-R<,-wd. _ PATIENTS TREATED BY MAIL. CONFIDENTIAL, nal sentence. We hope the lady is now plied are lmumfacturcd in Providence,” covery.—Iowa Cor. Chicago Times. üira!^«. »nd with -e, w L*J eCecU. , said a dealer. “ All the best of them are for purtRuixr; »d-Irrtc, with 6 out*io KVi-in; It is a custom of the Carpenters' union satisfied: the least she can do is to return ■ made in that city by manufacturers of Good for the Flintlock. Policemen’s Coats. QB n w. r. mt «« m * v ; cx £R A rauffk ciicas *. m of San Francisco to build houses for one a kiss which has cost the giver so many cheap jewelry. The cheaper badges are Foxes are numerous at Exeter, R. I. another without charging anything for pains.—London Globe. Superintendent Linden has issued an A local hunter recently shot one with reooo. 00 a y»»r It behiff muóe by Jvtn R. turned out by millions from the button' Goodwin.Troy,X.Y..i»t wurft fcr ut. K««4*r, their labor. The owner supplies the order for which every policeman, es i an old Revolutionary flintlock.—Boston you iimy not make «• m»eh. bat w« »an works in New York city. All of the The latest mineral development iu teach you quickly bow to earn froai S$ to land and materials and the carpenters pecially the ones of greater avoirdupois, $10* day at the »tarf, and more ea you go Arizona is a deposit of black onyx. It portrait badges containing little pictures immediately passed a mental vote of I Herald. do the rest. on. Both rese», all a««*. In aay part of America, you can rn a aiin c» at home, air. is as black as jet, exceedingly bard and of Harrison and Cleveland on celluloid thanks. During the hot spell the police A Mississippi man who brought suit inc all your time,or spare moments aaly to tlie V.->tk. Ail is new. Crest pay 8CRB for A. workman is not allowed to work on takes a fine polish. The ledge is situated are produced in the metropolis also.”— men will be allowed to wear their coats i against a railroad company for the value .o-rv Murker We start you. funriabina the streets at New Bedford, Mass., un in the Grand canyon and is said to be Washington Star. e.e.yiLina. EASILY. bPELDILY leamed. open, provided they wear a clean white •f the ticket which he bought bnt could i-AhiK VLARS HŒE. Addran at saes. less he has been naturalized. very extensive. Dr. Mil.»' Nerrlu. for N.rvou. Prostration. •jII\Sb> * LO . PUKTUSD. IAIIK. shirt at roll call.—Philadelphia Inquirer. I ..ot use won his case. Philosophy assnrnes to tell How happened this, how Ifappeued that; Reasons of sequence paMing well. By process none may cavil at. for infants and Children. “Castor ¡a is so well adapted to chUdren that I recommend it as superior to any prescription known to me.” H. A. A rchfh , M. D., Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y. Caatnria cures Colic, Constipation, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea. Eructation, Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di gestion. Without injurious medication. “ The use of ‘ Castoria ’ is so universal and its merits so well known that it seems a work of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the intelligent families who do not keep C&storia within easy reach.” C arlos M arttn , D.D.. New York City. lAte Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church. “For several years I have rscommeudsu your ‘ Castoria. ’ and shall always continue te do so as it Lus invariably produced beneficial results.” F. dwin F. P ardkb . M. D.t u The Wiuthivp, l»th street and 7th Ave., New York City T hk C kntaur Cour any , 77 M urray S trut , N kw Yuan. HAY-FEVER C old fr AND U HEAD Ely'» Cream Baba i» not a liquid, muff or powder. Applied into the noetril» it 4e »» A quiekly abevrbed. Itcleaneet the Mad, allay» inflammation, heale _ — E 11 the e-ret. Sold by druagiete or »ent by mail on receipt of price. E |1 an 3UU ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren Street NEW YORK. 3UC To all Points East & South i Lots in tlm Oal( Park ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO ARE SELLING FAST! East and South Southern Pacific Rout» SHASTA LINE. ADDITION It ZSixild-iiEXg' Is 8oon Ix>t3 will be scarce and Command a Higher Price. Befoie Too Insets. IBtxsr Price lt*n,no V0 up. For full particule.‘r apply to .. i. ¿Niuur & CO., Beal EateU Agent», McMinnviU». East, North «k South. THE INVESTMENT CO.. 49 Stark St., Portland. Or. F. BA RNEKOFF A CO.. McMinnville Flouring MUte. YOU WISH to Advertise $ d Id i Anything 1 Anywhere ATAny time WRITE TO I G eo . P. 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Meta- ■ phoricallv our statement is the Button— j the Public Press it, and Hr. tiregg’» Ekdrif SjieriallitN •‘I»O TIIE REST.” 1 or Information and free Handbook writ« to ML'NN A CO.. 361 B roadway , N ew Y ork . Oldest bureau for securing patents in America. Every patent taken out by us is brought before the public by a notice given free of charge in the America« Largest circulation of any scientific paper in the world. Splendidly illustrated. No intelligent mau should be without It. Weekly, * year; tlJU six luontbp. AddreM MUNN A CO., P ublishers , 361 Broadway, New York. A NATURAL REMEDY FOR The extent of Pressure on the button and the success of Dr. Gregg’s Eldctrh Goodft in “DOINti the Rest,” is most satisfacto rily shown in the marvelous growth of our inisiness the past GO days. 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