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A was ordered to make fast to 'the bow sfbre ships for their formidable consorts. opinion that there had been aD earth friend of experience to recommend you Administrator's Notice. of tho Scarabmrus, and tow her toward As these submerged vessels could not at quake shock accompanied by a cloud to a good lodging, and to make a bar two men-of-war who wero rapidly ap tack a town, nor reduce fortifications, burst, and extraordinary convulsions of gain for your time there. Then find j but could exercise their power only the sea. Such a combination of elemen out what is to be seen and discover how Notice is hereby given that the undersign proaching from the harbor. ed lias been by the county court of Yarunill against vessels afloat, it was plain enough tary disturbances had never been known much of it is within walking distance. county. Oregon, duly appointed adminis- to see that the object of the American in these parts, and a great many persons Don't employ valets de place or cicerones , trator of the estale of Joseph.H. Hodge, de syndicate was to blockade the port. were much more frightened than if they if you want to save both your money ceased. All persons, therefore, having any claims against said estate are hereby noti That they would be able to maintain the had understood what had really hap and your temper, but employ your Eng And so it happened that his fame had brought fies! to present them to me duly verified at blockade when the full power of the Two rival singers to the caliph’s court. pened. lish tongue (if yon are in England) and the officeof McCain A Magers, at McMinn Who pleased him best, full well each min British navy should bo brought to bear In about half an hour after the dis your American wits, which are at least ville, < ’regon, on or before six months from strel knew. upon them was generally doubted, though this 14th dav of April. 1892. charge of the motor bomb, when the sea as keen as those of any other nation Would be proclaimed the greater of the two. HIRAM 11V MM ELL. it was conceded in the most wrathful had resumed its usual quiet, a boat car ality. So well they pleased him that they found him Adnilnstrator. circles that until the situation should be rying a white flag left Repeller No. 1, loath If you use carriages find out the proper 1 McCain ,t Magers, Attorneys. To choose between them, for he loved them altered, it would be unwise to risk valu rowed directly over the submerged net and legal charge and have it clearly both. able war vessels in encounters with the and made for the harbor. When the ap understood before you start. Don’t be for Infants and Children Assignee's Notice. "Let all the nation judge,” at length said he: diabolical sea monsters now lying off the proach of this flag of truce was perceived niggardly in giving “tips" here and “Who pleases best my people, pleases me.” port. from the fort nearest tlie mouth of the there, for the custom abroad is so uni Castoria cures Colic. Constipation, Through all the land the rival poets sung; “Castoria is so well adapt cd to children that Notice is hereby given that 1 have lieen InHhe New York office of the syndi harbor, it occasioned much surmise. versal that you only lay yourself open Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea. Eructation, Their names and music were on every tongue. SECTION OF CRAB A, SHOWINO NIPPERS. I recommend It as superior to any prescription duly appointed assignee of the esiate of D. Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di cate there was great satisfaction. The Had tho earthquake brought these syn to insult and neglect by ignoring it, but Until at last they never reached a door C. Cameron Co., insolvent debtors. All known to me.” n. A. Ancscn, M. D., gestion. A, bomb proof roof; B, water line; C, Interior news received was incorrect and imper Where fame had not sung all their songs be persons, therefore, having any claims dicate knaves to their senses? Or were it is not necessary to be lavish in this Without injurious medication. Ill Sa Oxford St, Brooklyn, N. Y. otcrab; D, joint of nippers; E, arms ot nippers: fore. azainst said estate are hereby notified to FF, rods of nippers connecting with electric en fect, but it was evident that, so far, they about to make further absurd and matter. A shilling—that is to say a present the same to me, duly verified, at Ben Olaf sang of deeds the caliph wrought. gine; O, teak lining to crab. everything had gone well. outrageous demands? Some irate officers quarter of a dollar in our money—satis *• For several years I have recommended *' The use of ‘ Castoria ’ is so universal and the office of McCain A Magers, at McMinn The riches and the splendors of his court; your ‘ Castoria, ’ and shall always continue to its merits so well known that it seems a work About 0 o'clock the next morning Re were of the opinion that enemies like fies a large proportion of the horse This proceeding astonished the com ville. Oregon, within three months from The mighty warriors every nation boasts. of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the do so as it has invariably produced beneficial this 14111 dav of April. 1892 intelligent families who do not keep Castoria results.” And armies vanquished by the prophet's mander and officers of the Scarabmus peller No. 1, with her consort half a mile these should be considered no better than leeches who cry “Give! give!” at every JOHN H WALKER. within easy reach.” E dwin F. P ardki , M. D., almost as much as the extraordinary at astern, and preceded by tho two crabs, pirates, and that their flag of truce turn. hosts; Cantos M artyn , D.D., Assignee. How Islam's valor was beloved and feared; "Tho Winthrop,” 143th Street and 7th Ave., tack which had been made upon their one on either bow, approached to within sl;puld be fired upon. But the com Then in tlie matter of clothes; plain, New York City. McCain A Magers. Attorneys. And when he finished listening thousands New York City. Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church. two miles of the harbor mouth. The mandant of the fort paid no attention to unobstrusive, neat garments are really ship. They had expected a demand to cheered. surrender and haul down their flag, but crabs, a quarter of a milo ahead of the such counsels, and sent a detachment Snore refined and in better taste for a Mustapha's songs were all of simpler things; tho director-in-chief on board Repeller repeller, moved slowly, for between them with a white flag down to the beach to traveler than anything costly or showy. T hk C kntaur C ompany , 77 M urray S trut , N kw Y ork . Forgotten was the pride of earthly kings. —VIA— meet the approaching boat and learn its You will find duchesses, not to say No. 1 was of the opinion that with her He sang to them of home and truth and love: propeller extracted it mattered little errand. * princesses, at certain times and places How Allah watched his children from above, ('lose to their hearts the poet’s music crept. what flag sho flew. His work with the The men in the boat had nothing to do luxuriating in homespun and soft wool And when he finished all the people wept. Scarabmus was over; for it had been or but to deliver a letter from the director- fabrics, with all their velvets and laces For though Ben Olaf charmed them with his dered by the syndicate that its vessels in-chief to the commandant of the fort left in charge of the maid, who for. her Exj»rp*s I yams Leave Portland Daily arts. should not encumber themselves with and then row back again. No answer part would scorn appearing in anything | LEAVE ARRIVK. It was Mustapha's songs that reached their less than silk. prizes. Portland 7 .00 p m SunFrancisco 8.15 am was required. hearts. Ban Fran. 7 :00 p in Portland 7.35 am —James G. Burnett. Remember always iu traveling that, When the comiAandant read the brief Towed by the powerful crab, which Above trains stop only at following sta although the world is small in one way, apparently had no fear that its disabled note he made no remark. In fact, he Master of Ills Fate. tions north of Roseburg: East Portland, adversary might fire upon it, the Scara could think of no appropriate remark to in another it is pretty big, and that al Oregon Uitv, xVootibnrtn. Salem. Albany, Out of the night that covers me. though in your own town or your own bmus moved toward the harbor, and when make. Tlie missive simply informed 1 Tangent, sliethh. Hnlae.v, Harrisburg, Jun Black as the pit from pole to pole. it had come within a quarter of a mile of him that at ten o'clock and eighteen circle you are a very big fish, and much ction city, Irving, Eugene I think whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. llokebarg Mall Daily. the foremost British vessel, Crab A cast minutes a. m., of that day, the first regarded and commented upon by the MAP OF CANADIAN CITY AND HARBOR. AKR1VK LEAVE. off and steamed back to Repeller No. 1. boom from the marine forces of tlie syn smaller fry around you, that when you In the fell clutch of circumstance Roseburg... 5:40 p m Portia id . H:<»5 a m Roseburj A, H. M. S. Scarabseus; B. Crab A; C, P.epeller dicate had been discharged into the move out of your native puddle into the I have not winced nor cried aloud; The other English vessels soon came Portland Roseburg. 6:2o a m|l ______ . 4 :<W p m Under the bludgeonings of chance up, and each lay to and sent a boat to Na 1; D, new fort; E. old fort; F. city; G, island; waters of the harbor. At, or about two next one you find other fish quite as big Albany Local, Oaily. Except Sunday My bead is bloody, but unbowed. Ely's Cream Ealm u not a liquid, snuff or powder. Applied into the nostrils it is o’clock p. m., the second bomb would be as yourself and other fry quite too ab the Scarabmus. After half an hour’s II, island. LEAVE • AHR1VE. _ — quickly absorbed. It cleanses the aead, allays inflammation, heals _ Beyond this place of wrath and tears consultation, in which the amazement of they bore an immense net, three or four discharged at Fort Pilcher. That was all. sorbed in watching their own magnates Portland 5: pin Albany... .9: p m V 11 fs the sores. Sold by druggists or sent by mail on receipt of price. E fl Looms but the horror of the shade; hundred feet long and thirty feet deep, to have much time for contemplating 8 :f»5 a iu those on board the damaged vessel was Albany....... 5: am Portland to be continued .] [ And yet the menace of the years you. There is no such efficient lesson communicated to the officers and crews composed of jointed steel rods. Along Finds and shall find me unafraid. Pillman Buffet Sleepers, in humility as to travel economically in of her two consorts, it was determined the upper edge of this net was a series of It matters not how straight the gate. Tourist Sleeping Cars, countries foreign to your own. Even that the smaller of these should tow the air floats, which wero so graduated that How charged wi‘.h punishments the For accommodation of second class passen disabled 6hip into port, while tho other they were su ‘k by tho weight of the net though you write your name in full scroll— gers attached to express trains I am the master of my fate; one, in company with a man-of-war just a few feet below the surface of the water, CHEAPER TO GO ABROAD THAN TO upon every hotel register and in every from which position they held the net WEST SIDE DIVISION I am the captain of my soul. coming out of tho harbor, should make gallery, museum and hospice where you THE SEASHORE. -W. E. Henley. suspended vertically. Between Portland and Corvallis. attack upon Repeller No. 1. are altowed to do so, you will seldom Iliis net, which was intended to pro Mail Train Daily, except Sunday. It had been plainly proved that ordin find that anybody will turn to look after AKltlVI LEAVE • ary shot and shell had no effect upon tect the repeller against the approach of Mrs. Frank Leslie Gives Some Hints to you as you move away. Portland . 7:30 a m McMinn’ 10:10 a m Travelers—How to Spend a Thousand this craft, but it had not been proved submarine torpedoes which might be The czar, the emperor, the queens McMinn’ 10:10 a in Corvallis. 12:10 pm that she could withstand the rams of directed from the shore, was anchored 2:56 pm Dollars to Best Advantage—A Great dowager and regnant, the sultan and Corvallis 12:55 p m McMinn' at each end, two very small buoys indi 2:56 p m Portland. 5 -30 p in McMinn'. powerful ironclads. If this vessel, that Tom Thumb are sure to have a follow Deal May Be Enjoyed for That Sum. By FRANKRSTOOKTON. At Albany and Corvallis connect with apparently carried no guns, or at least, cating its position. The crabs then fall ing of gaping admirers, and must, poor trains of Oregon Pacific. had used none, could be crushed, cap ing ipstern, Repeller No. 1 lay to, with [Copyright, 1892, by American Press Associa- things, find it a great bore never to be Express Train Daily, except Sunday. lottior ot “Rudder Grange," “Aniiil KII- sized, sunk, or in any way put out of the tho sunken net between her and the able to gape or sneeze without seeing it LEAVE. ) ARRIVE in print next day; but the rest of us, es bright." "The Bee Man of Orn," "The fight, it was probable that tho dangerous shore, and prepared to project the first Portland. 4:4(1 p m McMnn .. 7.25pm instantaneous motor bomb ever used in Boon Lots will be scarce and Command a Higher Price. submerged nautical machino would not pecially we untitled Americans, need McMinn'. .. 5 :45 a tn|Portland. 8:20» m Christmas Wreck," "The Eady or the warfare. not trouble too much about preserving Tiger,” "The Late Mn. NoU,” "The care to remain in theso waters. If it re The great gun in the bow of the vessel mained it must be destroyed by torpe our incognito, for as a general thing it Hundred tn Saw," "The Cutins Away was loaded with one of tho largest and does. preserves itself, and we may make our EAST AND SOUTH. of Sir*. Leek, and Mrs Aleshine," **The most powerful motor bombs; and the Signals were exchanged between tho little economies and pursue our own lit For tickets and full information regard Price Ranges $50 up. For full particulars apply to Dnnantea," etc. two English vessels, and in a very short spot to be aimed at was selected. This tle way, quite sure that we shall, “the ing rates, mans. etc., call on the Company's THE INVESTMENT CO., J. I. KNIGHT <t CO., agent at McMinnville [Copyrighted by P. F. Collier, ot Collier's Once time they were steaming toward the re was a point in the water just inside of marks of a dear honest world forgetting,” be “by the world for 49 Stark st., Portland. Or. a week, and published by speent arrangement peller. It was a dangerous thing for two the mouth of the harbor, and nearly a R KOEHLER, E. P. ROGERS, “ fellow, a friend of mine, got.” F. BARNEKOFF A CO.. Baal Estate Agents, McMinn vili». with him through the American Press Associa vessels of their size to come close enough mile from the land on either side. Tlie Manager. Asst. G F. & P Agt Another point in the wise expendi McMinnville Flouring Milb. just returned from one of tion. All rights reserved.! together for both to ram an enemy at tho distance of this point from the vessel be those hop-skip-and-jump excursions to ture of this thousand dollars is to see a [CONTINUED.] same time; but it was determined to ing calculated, the cannon was adjusted “the other side,” now so commonly sub few places thoroughly, and not try to When the latter vessel perceived the take tho risks and do this, if possible; at tho angle called for by tho scale of stituted for the old summer vacation visit every point of interest in Europe. It approach of this turtle backed object, for the destruction of the repeller was distances and levels, and the instrument at some watering place, where one sim is traveling and hotel charges that eat up indicating rise, fall and direction was ply repeats in a very inconvenient and one’s funds on such excursions. If you squirting little jets of black smoke as she obviously the first duty in hand. As the two men-of-war rapidly ap then put in connection with it. replied to the orders from the repeller, tiresome style the laborious pleasures of make straight for London, put yourself ON SALE Now the director-in-chief stepped for the winter in a great city. there was great amazement on board. proached Repeller No. 1, they kept up a at once into lodgings at the West End, The crab had not been 6een before, but steady fire upon her, for if in this way ward to the button, by pressing which To------ And just by way of parenthesis, let and make good use of your own feet, of as it camo rapidly on there was no time they could damage her, the easier would the power of the motor was developed. me commend the new fashion to all my “buses” and cabs at fixed rates, and for curiosity or discussion, and several be their task. With a firm reliance upon Tho chief of the scientific corps then compatriots who have not yet tried it you can spend a month or so with great heavy guns were brought to bear upon the efficacy of the steel spring armor, the showed him tho exact point upon the and who have the means to do so. profit and pleasure, and at a compara it. It was difficult to hit a rapidly mov director-ir.-chief felt no fear of the scale, which would be indicated when I suppose no individual can spend a tively small outlay. the gun was in its proper position, and ing flat object scarcely abovo the surface enemy's shot and shell, but he was not at You can’t go to the races, nor to season at Long Branch, Newport, Sara of the water; and although several shot all willing that his vessel should be tho piece was then moved upon its bear toga and the White mountains for less Greenwich for whitebait dinners, nor KANSAS CITY. St PAUL struck the crab, they glanced off without rammed, for the consequences would ings so as to approximate as nearly as than a thousand dollars, and of course have boxes at the opera, nor flowers in the least interfering with its progress. probably bo disastrous. Accordingly h > possible this direction. there are opportunities for spending con from Covent Garden, nor can you en Crab A soon camo so near the Scara- did not wait for the approach of the two The bow of the vessel now rose upon siderably more if one is so inclined and joy the varied and profuse table Amer bacus that it was impossible to depress vessels, but steering seaward, he signaled tho swell of tho sea, and the instant that has it to spend. I do not address the icans think necessary; in fact, you must the guns of the latter so as to strike her. for the other crab. tho index upon the scale reached the de larger class who, as I am informed, economize all the time, and if you will When Crab B made its appearance, sired point, the director-in-chief touched manage to incur charges of a thousand do so you will find that there are a great The great vessel was, therefore headed AND ALL POINTS toward its assailant, and under a full puffing its little black jets of smoke as tho button. dollars or over and get away without many things to be had in London that head of steam dashed directly at it to it answered the signals of the director-in- There was no report, no smoke, no paying them. If there are any such you cannot have at home, and it is bet run it down. But the crab could turn as chief, the commanders of the two Brit visible sign that the motor had left persons among my readers, I cannot ad ter to save money at the one point that upon a pivot, and shooting to one side ish vessels were surprised. They had the cannon; but at that instant vise them to “go across” instead of pat you may spend it at another. allowed the surging man-of-war to pass it. imagined that there was only one of there appeared, to those who were ronizing trustful and aimable landlords On this head of domestic economy PULLMAN SLEEPERS. Perceiving instantly that it would be these strango and terrible enemies, and on the lookout, from a fort about at home, for tlie simple reason that they abroad, let me remind you that no difficult to strike this nimble and almost had supposed that she would be afraid to a mile away, a vast aperture in could not do it. A Cunard ticket is a cash where abroad, especially in England, COLONJST SLEEPERS submerged adversary, the commander of rnako her peculiar attack upon one of the waters of the bay, which was article, and the wandering American may you have fruit, vegetables and tho Scarabmus thought it well to let it them, because while doing so sho would variously described as from 100 yards to abroad must pay as he goes, and if he flowers as profusely and cheaply as in RECLINING CHAIR CARS, alone for the present, and to bear down expose herself to the danger of being run 500 yards in diameter. At that same in does not disguise his nationality must America. I remember a friend who, with all speed upon tho repeller. But it down by the other. But the presence of stant, in the neighboring headlands and pay about double the price a French intending to make a little money go a AND DINERS. was easier to hit the crab than to leave two of these almost submerged engines of islands far up the shores of the bay, and man or German would be charged. long way, lived in lodgings in London, it behind. It was capable of great speed, destruction entirely changed tho situa in every street and building of tho city, In fact, the American abroad or, as ordering her food day by day from the Steamers Portland to San Francisco Every 4 Day«. and, following tho British vessel, it tion. there was felt a sharp shock as if the one might Eay from tlie European land landlady, who buys and prepares it, quickly came up with her. But the commanders of the British underlying rocks had been struck by a lord standpoint, the American innocents bringing iu a weekly account of her ex The course of the Sear abacus was in ships were brave men. They had started gigantic trip hammer. TICKETS W EUROPE. abroad have almost supplanted the Eng penditure. Thinking to be very eco WRITE TO stantly changed, and every effort was to run down thestrangely armored Amer At the same instant the sky above the lishman, who used to be the typo of nomical, my friend ordered lightly of made to get tho vessel into a position to ican craft, and run her down they would, spot where the motor had descended was wealthy folly and ignorance of the value meats and made it up on vegetables For rates or general information callón run down the crab. But this was not if they could. They put on more steam darkened by a wide spreading cloud. of money. To be sure, a great many and fruit. At the end of the month I or address, easy for so large a ship, and Crab A and went ahead at greater speed. In This was formed of that portion of the Europeans of the landlord class confuse she was presented with a bill whose seemed to have no difficulty in keeping such a furious onslaught the crabs might water of tho bay which had been in the two nationalities and call all Eng amount would have kept her at a first II. HURLBURT, Asst. (¡en. Pass. Agt. close to her stern. not dare to attack them. stantaneous raised to the height of about lish speaking people “Milor Anglais,” class New York hotel for the same 54 Washington St , No. io Spruce Street, Several machine guns especially adapt But they did not understand the na a thousand feet The sudden appear without heeding the exact meridian length of time, and on examination P ortland , O rkgok . ed for firing at torpedo boats, or any hos ture nor tho powers of these enemies. ance of this cloud was even more terri whence they spring. Tlie golden goose found that for twenty days she had paid tile craft which might be discovered In less than twenty minutes Crab A had ble than the yawning chasm in the is as valuable if it come across the high twenty dollars in the item of green peas NEW YORK. close to a vessel, were now brought to laid hold of one of tho men-of war, and waters of the bay, or the startling shock, seas or only across the narrow seas, and alone. from Terminal or Interior Points flk bear upon tho crab, and ball after ball Crab B of tho other. The rudders of but it did not remain long in view. It is as sure to scatter its golden eggs with In Paris the cheap way to live is to was hurled at her. Some of these struck, both were shattered and torn awa.' and had no sooner reached its highest eleva careless profusion in the one case as the find two or three friends with whom but glanced off, without penetrating her while the blades of one propeller were tion than it began to descend. There other. But like the goose, my own you may take a little furnished apart tough armor. crushed to pieces, the other, with nearly was a strong sea breeze blowing, and in proper goose quill is wandering from its ment and a bonne, who will make your These maneuvers had not continued half its shaft, was drawn out and dropped its descent this vast mass of water was subject, and that subject is the recom purchases of food, fuel, etc., charging a pleasant to hear him say it; and why should not his American cousin be just long when the crew of the crab was ready into the ocean. Helplessly the two men- impelled toward the land. mending you, my dear reader, to spend moderate percentage, and not, as a gen as courteous as he, and at the same Gates & Henry, Props. to bring into action tho peculiar appar of-war rose and fell upon the waves. It came down, not as rain, but as the your next spare thousand dollars in get eral thing, cheating you more than is time just as sincere and reliable as their atus of that peculiar craft. An enormous McMinnville, - Oregon. In obedience to orders from the re waters of a vast cataract, as though a ting at least a cursory view of the older customary and tolerable. This is a very mutual cousin, John Bull? I don't see is the Line to Take pair of iron forceps, each massive limb peller, each crab took hold of one of the mountain lake, by an earthquake shock, countries, which of course, we all agree, pleasant and a very economical way to why we need always to “ take after ” of which measured twelve feet or more in disabled vessels and towed it near the had been precipitated in a body upon a are not half so good as ours, but still live if only you can find the two or three length, was run out in front of tho crab mouth of the harbor, where it was left. valley. Only one edge of it reached the have merits of their own worth a few friends, and do not expect to be very one side of our ancestry and ignore the c .her. Let us, if not aloud, certainly It Is the DINING CAR ROUTE. It rsas at a depth of six or eight .'eet below the The city was now in a state of feverish land, and hero tho seething flood tore weeks’ study at least. comfortable in the way of warmth, for in our manner, say to all our fellow Through VESTIBULED TRAINS surface. These forceps were acted upon excitement, which was intensified by the away earth, trees and rocks, leaving be If you intend to travel en prince, ride fuel is a great luxury in Paris. Every Day In lhe Year to travelers, as I now say cordially to you, by an electric engine of immense power, fact that a majority of the people did not hind it great chasms and gullies as it in first class carriages, stay at firstclass, You may live after this fashion still Mahazeit! Everything New M bs . F rank L eslie . by which they could be shut, opened, understand what had happened, while descended to the sea. or rather at fashionable, hotels, buy more economically in the German cities, projected, withdrawn or turned and those to whom this had been made plain M ■ ■ *n Y *can be earned at our KEW liner, woi. Tlie bay itself, into which this vast everything you see, move about from notably Munich, which is sometimes ■ ■ fl ■ ■ I ra|>Llly and honorably, by tlioar u And Firstclass. (No Change of Cars) twisted. could not comprehend why such a thing body of the water fell, became a scene place to place like the restless and ener spoken of as the most economical city in ■Wl I I I m 1* ■ either sex. young or old, and in their B B local.tifa.whrrever they Jivr. An/ The crab darted forward, and in the should havo been allowed to happen. of surging madness. The towering walls getic American you are, the thousand Europe, and there are certainly many ■ VI wF I I ■ ■ M I I own one ran do the work. Easy to learn. Special AccomnwHlations for Commercial Composed or DIIHQ CARS We furniali everything. We alert you. No riak. You ran devote Travellers next instant the great teeth of her pin Three of her majesty's ships of war, of water which had stood up all around dollars won't last many weeks, and you things in Munich warth considering. your spare momenta, or all your time to the work. This is an (unsurpassed) new lead.and brings wonderful success to every worker. gers were fastened with a tremendous equipped and ready for action, had sailed tho suddenly created aperture hurled will do well to put aside a hundred dol For myself I don’t like Germany nor entirely Beginner» are earning from SSS to f 50 per week and upwards, Corner Second and E Streets, one block NJLLMAM DRAWING ROON SLEEPERS more after a little experience. We can furnish you the em grip upon the rudder and rudder post of out of the harbor, and an apparently in themselves back into the abyss, and down lars with your return ticket so that when German cities, being essentially Latin and from Cooks hotel. ployment and teach you FKKE. No space to explain here. Ful* ( Of Latest Equipment, ) the Scarabmus. significant enemy, without firing a gun, into tho great chasm at tho bottom of your last bill at Meurice's is rendered, in my tastes, antecedents and associates, information Hi Eli. TKIF. A.’ CO.. Al4»8TA. MA1KK. Then followed a sudden twist, which had put them into such a condition that the bay, which had been made when the and your hair stiffens in horror upon but you, on the other hand, may be a TOURIST SLEEPING CARS Scientific American sent a thrill through both vessels, a crash, they were utterly unfit for service and motor sent its shock along the great rock your head, and your careful French Saxon, and find in the Vater-Land every Best that can be constructed and in Agency for which accommodations are for hol a backward jerk, thesnapping of a chain, must be towed into a dry dock. How beds. Down upon, and into, this roar completely fails to convey your sense of thing your heart can desire. der» of First or Second-class Tick and in a moment the great rudder, with could the government, the municipality, ing, boiling tumult fell the tremendous indignation aud astonishment, you may Speaking of Germany reminds me ets. and n mniq uh ■■uinnii, half of tho rudder port attached, was the army, or the navy, explain this? cataract from above, and the harbor be still have the means of getting home, a that I began by speaking of the ingenu ELEG AWT DAY COACHES. torn from tho vessel, and as tho forceps Tho anxiety, the excitement, the ner came one wild expanso of leaping, mad sadder but a much wiser man than ous youth who was giving me an account of intelligence and quick-witted enough to know a “(¡OOD THING” at sight, but A opened it dropped to leeward and hung vous desire to know what had happened, dened waves, hissing their whirling when you left it. Continuous Line connecting with all of his travels, and the thing that amused who has Lost the Most Precious Possession lines, affordiug direct and unin dangling by one chain. and what might be expected next, spread spray high into the air. If, however, you have the wisdom to me most was his description of the table on Earth, viz. GOOD HEALTH, WILL terrupted servies. CAVEATS, Again the forceps opened wide; again that evening to every part of the Domin During these few terrific moments accept the experience of those who be d’hote dinner, at which he for some NOT require a SECOND TELLING to be TRADE MARKS, Pullman Sleeper reservations can ba secur there was a rush, and this time the huge ion reached by telegraph. other things happened which passed un fore you have “done the grand tour,” days “assisted” in a German town whose induced to become a purchaser DE8ICN PATENTS ed in advance through auy agentof theroad COPYRICHT8, etc. jaws closed upon tho rapidly revolving The military authorities in charge of noticed in the general consternation. as it used to be called, and have them name I have forgotten, and where he I • • ;:'r3rmatlon and free Handbook write to screw propeller. There was a tremen the defenses of the city were as much All along the shores of the bay and in selves been done charmingly brown by was very much impressed with the fact Through Tickets œ I ML NN Sc CO.. SCI B hoadway , N ew Y ork . bureau for securing patents in America. end Europe can be purchased at any ticket dous crash, and tho small but massive disturbed and amazed by what had hap front of the city the waters seemed to the money gainers of foreign lands, if that everybody, even very ordinary Belts and Appliances. Oldest Kvery patent taken on», by us Is brought before office of this conmany. crab turned over so far that for an in pened as any civilian could possibly be, be sucked away, slowly returning as the you will read, mark and inwardly digest guests indeed, bowed politely to the com the public by a notice Riven free of charge in the I)o von know why? Because it is plain Full information concerning rates, timi stant one of its sides was plainly visible but they had no fears for tho safety of sea forced them to their level, and at the warnings and the advice so plenti pany upon seating themselves, made con to be seen that the TRUTH ONCE TOLD Scientific ^metican ot trains, routes and other details furnished above the water. Tho blades of the pro tho place, for the enemy's vessels could many points up and down the harbor fully printed in books, and now once versation with their neighbors as occa is enough The Surprising Promptness on application to any agent, or with which all classes of people respond to A T) CHARLTON. peller were crushed and shivered; those not possibly enter, nor even approach, there wero submarine detonations and more proffered for your consideration, sion suggested, offered little table cour our announcements, and the increasing de I^nrce^t otrculatlon of hit rdentifie paper In the Asst General Passenger Agent Splendidly rated. No intelligent the harbor. The fortifications on the upheavals of the water. parts of the steamer's engines connect you may make your thousand dollars tesies to each other as if they were at mand for Dr. Gregg’s Goods wherever in wjrid. General omce or the Compear, Xo, 1SI r.an should I ms without K. Woekly, R3.OO a Theso were caused by the explosion, by spread over many months, and perhaps home, and finally, on rising, uttered the troduced is always recognized and the year; »1. hl) six months. MUNN & CO., ing with the propeller shaft were snapped heights mounted guns much heavier than > Or. lork. of merit takes care of itself. Meta 1’UDLisjrK.i, 3C1 Broadway, and rent apart, while tho propeller shaft those on the men-of-war, and shots from concussion of every torpedo and subma a year, including of conrse the passages gracious German valedictory of “Maha- quality phorically our statement is the Button— these Cred from an elevation might sink rine battery in the harbor; and it was across the Atlantic. itself waa broken by the violent stop zeit!” that is to say, “Good luck with the Public Press it. and even those “under water devils.” But, with this object in view that the instan page. In fact, I know a gentleman who, your digestion, friends!” The crab, which had quickly righted, moro than on tho forts, they relied upon taneous motor bomb had been shot into wishing to pursue certain studies in the “The idea of wishing a lot of strangers Dr. fiivgg’s Electric Specialties “DO THE REST.” now backed, still holding tho crushed their admirablo system of torpedoes and the mouth of the bay. cathedral cities of England, went there, anything at all!” exclaimed this most The extent of Pressure on the button and Tho effects of the discharge of the mo staid a year, and returned, all upon amusing young fellow. “And abovo all propeller in its iron grasp, and as it submarine batteries. With these in po the success Dr. Gregg’s Eldctric Goods | moved away from the Scarabmus, it ex sition and ready for action, a3 they now tor bomb astonished and even startled $500; but it is not everybody who could to concern themselves lest that villain in “DOING of the Rest, ” is most satisfacto were, it was impossible for an enemy's those, on board the repellers and the tracted about forty feet of its propeller or who would care to do as much as ous cabbage soup and greasy sausage rily shown in the marvelous growth of our vessel, floating on the water, or under it, the crabs. At tho instant of touching business the past 60 days. shaft; then, opening its massive jaws, this, but I mention it to show what may should disagree with me, as of ceurse Repeated and increasing demands for it allowed the useless mass of iron to to enter the harbor without certain de the button a hydraulic shock was felt on be done by a man devoted to his art and they were safe to do, and did. Still it THEGREGG ELECTRIC FOOT WARM The Heat Remedy struction. Repeller No. 1. This was supposed to be careless of his bodily comfort. But was very friendly of those fellows to say ER” are coming drop to the bottom of the sea. in from all pafts of the Bulletins to this effect were posted in occasioned by tho discharge of the mo upon the basis of $1,000 a great deal it, and of course I didn't want they country with profuse acknowledgements In this world,, s&ya J. HoffLerr, of Syracuse Every man on board tho Scarabmus Y., is Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic, because should think we Americans didn’t know that so much comfort for $1 (the p-ice)waa N. was wild with amazement and excite the city, and somewhat allayed the popu tor, but it was also felt on tho other ves may be seen and done and enjoyed. my son, who was partially paralyzed three ike buying Gold Dollars for ten cents manners and couldn ’ t be as pretty be ■ ment. Few could comprehend what lar anxiety, although many people who sels. It was the same shock that had In the first place, the second saloon on The Rugged Constitution ot Man when years ago and attack- I by fits, has not had anj had happened, but this very quickly be wero fearful of what might happen next, been felt on shore, but less in degree. a large ocean steamer is perfectly com haved os a German, so after the first once broken, becomes pitiable in the ex symptoms of them atioe he took one bottle ot came evident. So far as motive power left by the evening trains for the interior. A few moments after there was a great fortable and respectable, and i have dinner I took to bowing and Mahazeit- treme. from which there is absolutely no the remedy. I moat h< vrtily thank for ft. Pt sblo . Col., May, 1HM. was concerned, tho Scarabmus was to That night the news of this extraordinary heaving swell of the sea, which tossed known many persons of larger brains i ing as well as the next man. Don't you escape without assistance The Gregg Electric Belts nd Appliances, in cases of Our daughter contracted Epileptic Flta from tally disabled. She could not direct her affair was cabled to Europe, and thence and rolled the four vessels and lifted than purses who have taken their tick • think it was the right thing to do?” this kind, have honestlv won their title of fright three years ago; we tried most every course, for her rudder was gone; her back to tho United States, and all over the steel protecting net co high that for ets “intermediate” and survived to tell Certainly I thought it the right thing KING OF REMEDIES'. thing we heard of, but of no avail Am thank* Rheumatism is conquered, sufferers from ful to state now that since she took Pastor Koe propeller was gone; her engines were ! tho world. In many quarters the ac an instant parts of it showed themselves the tale with great satisfaction, notably • to do and told him so, and also took oc useless, and she could do no moro than count was disbelieved, and in no quarter abovo the sur'aco like glistening sea a clergyman of my acquaintance whom casion to air a favorite theory of my obesity are speedily relieved, dropsy nig’s Nerve Tonic she has not had the slightest quickly yields, spinal difficulties and par within four months. float as wind or tido might movo her. was it thoroughly understood, for it ghosts. royalty has been pleased to honor when i own that Americans ought always and alysis disappear, and many other diseases attack 1311 Evarts Ave. MRS. C. SCHULZ. Experiments with motor bombs had once he had arrived in England, and . everywhere and with everybody to be of Men and Women are permanently cured Moreover, there was a jagged holo in her must be borne in mind that the methods Thos. McCurdy, of 212 35th Ave., Denver, stern where the shaft had been, and of operation employed by the crabs were been made in unsettled mountainous dis- who is always recommending his friends i as well mannered as anybody else under fully described In complete catalogue for Ge Colo., says Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic is ol elaborate c:rcular free. We guarantee through this the water was pouring into not evident even to those on board the tricts, but this was the first one which to go and do likewise. Then, having : the sun. We as a nation are made up or to forfeit twice the price of any of Dr. great benefit to me; it has had the desired effect disabled vessels. But everywhere there had ever exerted its power under water. the vessel. As a man-of-war tho Scara- reached England, France or Germany, from every people and every race, and Gregg’s Goods found to be not genuine by stopping the fita. 1 was tho greatest desire to kuow what On shore, in the forts, and in tho city, according to which line you select— ■ there is no reason that w# should not as- I We make an elegant little $3 Electric Belt, bseus was worthless. A Valuable Book on Nervous IV m IS Disease* im .r:t free to any address, no one for an instant supposed that the and here I will mention that the i sirnilate and practice not only those | which is selling very rapidly and which we u Orders now came fast from Repeller | would be done next. r R r r and poor patients can also obtain will take in exchanc for any Higher Power , It was the general opinion that the two terrific phenomenon which had just oc German is the cheapest, the French i sturdy and ponderous virtues of the | lllaLs this medicine free of charge. Na 1, which had moved nearer to the Belt (except $5 Belt, and credit $3 on the i This remedy has been prepared by the IUverend scene of conflict. It was to be supposed armored vessels wero merely tenders curred was in any way due to the ves most amusing and tlie English the ■ English, upon which we are so apt to I price of new order. Remember the electric I Pastor Koenur. of Fort way™, Ind, since 1836» and that the disabled ship was properly fur ' to the submerged machines, which had sels of the syndicate. The repellers most luxurious—your first business is to i plume ourselves, but the more gracious “Foot Warmers” are |1 a pair, worth $10. ianow prepared under hr hr -‘ion by the advertisers nished with bulkheads, so that the water done the mischief. Having fired no guns, were in plain view, and it was evident find lodgings and get yourself out of the ! and graceful qualities of the Latin races. I Address KOENIC MED. CO. 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