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THE TELEPHONE-REGISTER - M c M innville , April - - O regon . - 16, 1891. THE DECEITS o F l OVL NO TWO THINGS EXACTLY ALIKE; EVEN SHEEP POSSESS IDENTITY. The Attempt at Terfeet Truth Tndnee. Deceit—What shall a Man Sajr to III* Lady Lore Abont Her Fairer Rival? The Yoang Girl*, Deceit«. [Copyright by American Press Association.] One of the many advantages proposed to themselves by those ingenious persons I who “make love” to other persons of the opposite sex is the coining into possession of a kindred soul to which he or she may communicate every thought as ft arises, find an echo for every opinion and sym pathy for each emotion. Those of us who have ever experienced the tender passion probably ‘ have our opinion” as to the working advantages of this theory. We know how easy it is to find a soul, kindred or otherwise, of which it is wise or profitable to make a mirror of our own, and have proved quite thoroughly the comfort of express ing each sentiment as it arises, onr likes and dislikes, wishes, prejudices and opin ions. Let me state just here, for fear of misapprehension, that in the words of Artemus Ward “this is intended to lie ■arkastikal. 'and that my sober and seri ous opinion is, that this absolute sincer I ity and perfect unity of mind, speech and conviction is merely one of those rose colored delusions hanging like sun rise clouds about the dawn of love, and sure to be dispelled when the orb of light either arises in his strength or goes behind a cloud. People who have found time to study the subject say that no two leaves upon a tree, no two flowers npoa a stalk, no two pebbles or grain of sand or crys tals upon th« shore, are exactly alike, but the microscope, if not the naked eye, will discern enough difference to insure individuality, and it is said that a trained shepherd knows every one of the sheep in a flock of hundreds as posi tively as his wife does the lambs of her nursery. And if grains of sand, leaves and sheep each have an individuality, and can never become precise far-si miles of each other, is it not rather a foolish idea to try to force two personalities into the same mold, and shouldn’t we suppose even lovers might retain sense eDongh to see that their two minds, liearts or souls are and will remain two, and would lie valueless if they were only the half of one, as they persist in calling them? Frederic likes Limburger cheese and lagor beer: Laura detests both, and dotes upon caramels and sweet champagne. A little lunch is in question, and Laura in rists upon the Limburger and lager, “be cause I like everything you do, darling,” and so makes herself ill for the day. Frederic does not generally imitate this example, for while a man may be qnite willing to surrender hi’ politics, his re ligion and his literary tastes to the lady of his love, that is, for a little while, he does not. as a general thing, sacrifice his stomach, and if Laura is not quite be reft of common sense she will not ask him to do so, for, even if he complies with her request, he will never forgive either himself or her. And why should she attempt the folly of forcing her own palate into identity with his? And why should she pretend to succeed? And why, with her little nose pink in its effort not to curl up at the scent of the cheese, and her eyes red and watery with h<w effort to quaff the ef fervescent beer, should she perjure her self by declaring that she likes it “ever so much" and prefers it to champagne and frozen pudding, just a’ much as he does? Frederic, probably, does not be lieve her and thinks hor a little fool for her pains, or, if he does believe her, fails to feel any gratitude or admiration for the conversion. His highest meed of praise is “That's where yon show your good sense, my dear,” and if the cheese lingers in her breath or the beer reddens her nose he is ever so faintly repelled by the likeness to himself. They go out and meet Araininta, who is much prettier than Laura. Frederic appreciates the fact, and when Laura jealously taxes him with it he swears he doesn't think so at all, didn't know they met her, never noticed her costume, had forgotten the color of tier eyes. Now if, like Laura, Frederic is resolved that there shall be only one mind and one taste lietween them, he should re ply: “Yes. my dear. Araminra is far prettier than you, and hor dress is far richer and more stylish. We appreciate the fact, and we hate her for it, anr. wish we could deny it.’’ But perfect frankness in this case would probably not conduce to jierfe-t harmony, and Frederic is too wise to attempt it, al though iu avoiding Scylla he tumbles into Charybdis and disparages the rival beauty ao much as to leave the impres sion that he is concealing a far greater admiration than he really possesses. What, then, should lie do or say. and by what ennningly clevised deceit of love shall ho conceal the fact that hi perceives Araminta's beatify while still loyal to Laura? For my part I have no answer ready, for I never yet have met a mail clever enough to disguise his true sentim*nta upon such subjects. And liere let me once more warn the Fred erics—that is to say, the lovers and ad mireTs among the male sex—that even a very silly little woman is generally aente enough to follow the workings of a man's mind in matters relating to herself, and sees through those little deceits and pre tenses of his far quicker than he can fathom her similar arts. Supposing a case like the above. I really think a judicious sincerity is let ter than attempt at diplomacy. “Yes. Araminta is very handsome, no doubt, and I dare say the crowd would admire her more than they do you; but I am not the crowd; I am your lover, and to me you are th« woman of the world. Let Araminta and tho crowd go by; I am satisfied so long as yon remain.’’ Some snch speech as this, truthfully uttered, will l>e to iuo3t women far more “fetching ' than a wholesale disparage ment of their rival, which they know must be insincere. Auother very common clasa of the de ceits of love is for either the man or the woman to feign virtues tlvy do not pos sess, and do not really core toacqnire except for the occasion. The admirer, with matrimony in his eye. is invited to visitât th* bom* of th-fair one who. although as sweetly unconscious as a lamb cropping daisies, understands per fectly why he is there and what he in tends. How amiable and gentle she is with lier little brothers! How attentive and dutiful to her mother! How bright and patient under her big brother's teasing! How ipiick to see that papa is tired and give him hisslippers, his news paper. his favorite seat. With what filial piety she listens to her maiden aunt's thrice told tales, and finds grandmam ma's spectacles. It is not all deceit, of course. She feels happy. and the world has long since amended the old proverb into “Be happy and you'll lie good,” and. fully conscious that critical eyes and cars follow her every action, she takes pleasure in mak ing it an admirable one. But if this new departure comes from no deeper motive; if, in fact, it is only- one of the deceits of love, it is worse than useless, for there is nothing more murderous to love than the kuowlultc* I that it has been obtained by false pre I tenses. If. courtship over and marriage estale lished. the bride gradually drops all the amiable and ready oliservances that so pleased her lover; if a nipping and peev ish temper succeeds to the sweet patience he has admired; if she is careless and negligent toward her parents, now that there is uothiug more to gain from them; if she shows li*xself selfish and indo lent and unsympathetic toward himself, she may be sure that his disillusionment will be all the more rapid and thorough because he had been led to believe in other tilings. No. if a girl begins by deceiving her lover as to her own character she had better resolve, in the interest of her own comfort, to keep up the deceit for life, and never let him find out that any other course is possible to her. She may, I in fact, very wisely adapt to her own care-r the advice, “If you are going to tell a lie tell a good one. and then stick to it." And I have seen cases where this I course has lieen so successfully pursued that the husband and the former friends I of his wife remained at variance for life as to her character; one looked upon the golden, and the other upon, let us say, the (German) silver of the shield, and neither conld believe that the other saw straight. I do not think men, even when in love, i HELPING A A Decorated Bureau at Small Expense. LITTLE MOTHER. A good mirror and chest of drawefs that are readily found in nearly every New York Shop Giri, Interpret a I'a.eas« of Srelptwre Lilrs-ally. household stock of neglected furniture ItiWafioB across street ueax Bixtli ave may be brought forth, well washed and dried, and put in readiness to receive nue that one of the human race was strug gling with bottomless courage against an overwhelmingly adverse Fate with a big' F. This member of the human race was about three feel liigh and ot the feminine gender, and the fate took the form of a great, fat two-year-old child dead asleep. Where she had Come from or how she had ever gotten away front there is more than I can guess, but when I first saw her she was staggering across the street under her impossible load, only to sink, help lessly overcome, on the curbstone. It was dark, a little after six in tbc evening, but' the young ones had cliauced to tumble un der a gas lamp. Just then two young women came along; they had come out of the back entrance of one of the great- shops1 on the avenue. Evidently they were shop girls. “Do see that poor young one with the baby!” cried one, as her eyes fell'on the hapless pair. .Tnst then the unconquera ble “young one” struggled to her feet and loaded up again, “I say,” said the same speaker, “site can't carry that child. Wait a minute, sissy,” ntid th. two hurried across tlie street. r lH ■ AN ORNAMENTAL BTREAff. 1 . It was easy in the gloom, to keep in ear decoration liefltting a ladies’ apartment. shot, and if ever eavesdropping is justifia If previously painted, the chest of ble is it not when it seems to promise a drawers should be well sandpapered and chance t o see a better side of human nat thoroughly cleansed to receive the new ure than tliis sordid old world usually coat of white or delicate tone of Ilhine-o brings to the surface? “Where are you trying to go?” paint. “Yon can't carry that child to save your A heavy wooden top is then to be life.” The two spoke together. made, which should extend several inches “I've carried birn,l<4s and lots oi times,’' beyond the drawers at either side. This declared the inite in a voice divided be- should lie painted to match the rest. twetei defiance and misery. “Well, I guess he's gained five pounds^ Eight yards of cheese cloth may be used for the slightly festooned drapery pre since last week by the look of him, and a baby asleep like that always weighs a ton. sented in the illustration. Where do you live?” A hem is put about the edge« two The mite murmured something about inches deep, also up the rides, and the Second avenue. Ono of the girls whistled. entire curtains edged with lace, leaving I It was very unladylike, but I for one am only the tops, which are placed together, willing that she should whistle whenever the valence over the deeper fall, and both she pleases. She and the other one looked heavily lwx plaited or drawn and run at each other a minute. It'll be nine before we get home,” said she, on tape or a small rod fitted under thé edge of the w< oden top. This may be adding, "nuless we take the Twenty-third street, car one way.” bidden by a delicate silken gimp, pink or “We can’t afford it: you know we can’t. blue colored cheese cloth. It wou't hurt. nsto lose our dinne-. They'll The mirror frame can be covered first I save ns something to eat.V with yellow silesia or satin, and then The mite began trying to gather the finished with a puff of nuislin over this; young .Jumbo off .the pavement again. i “Hullo—Wait—we’ll carry him for you.” an attractive effect of lace and muslili as garnishment at the top. completed r>ff Both were speaking, and both loaned over to pick, him np. one side with a full bow. “Ix-t me take hint first,” said the girl F lorence E. T yn <;. that whistled and that had first spied the ' paiT. The I'anhionfi <>( Dari«. ,1'Whew, wliata loadl You've no idea,” Reception robes are just now the most said she, anti tin- queer quartet started off. ornate jiermitted by the season, and they j the mite trotting along with a watchful are handsome enough t<> make up to; eye cocked on the liaby, but entering now into friendly explttmdfons. any privation imposed by Lent. “He just would go to sleep all at once,” One dress jnst finished by Pingat was I heard her say. of aniande faille, embroidered in I had not lieaTtl the Scripture about pattern in raised work done in bearing one another's burdens quoted dur thread outlined bv ing the whole episode, but some way I felt as if I had lieen listening to a Inrge and elo quent sermon thereon.—New York Herald. make snch wholesale pretence of a I “change of heart” as this. In the first I place, they seldom think their own faults are objectionable, and in the next they have a lordly fasltion of expecting the i women to accept them, faults and all. I “How your coat always smells of to bacco smoke!" says she. making a little moue as she withdraws from close con tact with said coat. “Oh, no, it doesn't; I went up iu the smoking room at the club, but the wind has blown it all away—you don't smell it," replies he, which statement can hardlv-be called a deceit, but is often ac cepted by the Weaker vessel as satisfac tory. No, men's deceits of lore are more generally with regard to the shady cor ners of their lives, past or present. Prob ably no woman ever acceptisl a man's love without at once demanding a con fession as to his ever having proffered love to any other woman, etc. Now there are very few men. very- few indeed, who lioth can and will an swer these questions truthfully. Sone times there are tender memories which he shrinks from offering to his new love, as one might toss a ball to a kitten. Sometimes he has lOvetl where he could not offer marriage, and honor demands that the whole affair shall remain secret, even from the wife of his later life. Sometimes t here are dark and disgrace ful secrets which it would be suicide to reveal, and sometimes, one is ashamed to confess, a man deliberately plans to carry on two lives, with one of which Got Even with Him. tho innocent girl he asks to marry him "Kin I have this seat, mister?” said a has no concern. grizzly bearded, frowsy haired, long limbed In whichever of these channels the man as lie wandered up the rear car look truth may run.it is pretty certain that ing for a place to alight. The sour faced individual in the seat it will not come to the surface in reply , looked at him a moment and snapped: to the tender inquiries of the fair one, “No, you can't have it; it belongs to the and it is only a very young or a very railroad company; you may occupy it.” credulous woman who will lielieve. The frowsy headed man looked dum though be swear it. that her lover has| founded, Imt slid into the seat. never kissed other lips than hers, or, “D'vou objeck to my smokin’?” inquired whispered love to other ears. Nor. to the lean man. my mind, is it altogether desirable that "Wouldn't make a continental differ it should be true; the nature of man isi ence if I did; this is the smoker,” said the crank. versatile, and bis appetite is omnivorous; - The frowsy haired man did not reply to his teeth are adapted for the tearing of this, but fired up his favorite brand of the lamb as well as for the mashing of straw weed. berries and cherries. If hohas never tasted “Ptirty brisk’nd stormy day, ain’t It?” th* one or tin- other. l>e sure his instinct put in the lean man. The crank peered at will im]>el him to doso first or last, and it him a moment, “Huh! that's nothing new,” is better that it should have lieen before he replied. “Every idiot knows that.” wo knew him than after we have com AMAXDE FAILLE AND ( HINE SILK G0WN& This seemed to nonplus the lean man, and he gave uphis attempt to he social. It mitted onr own hearts to his keeping. around the skirt and demi-train was a was easily seen that this lean man was con But if this oinniverons appetite has narrow band of ostrich feathers, which been fully tested, and if the strawber extended up the sides. A deep jacket siderably flustered at the rebuff he had re ries appeal to the palate more highly without sleeves was worn with it ceived. He seemed to lie willing to lie eliminated than the stronger meats, there is a cer trimmed in tho same way. The faille from tbc earth. Several passengers had tain amount of probability of constancy was of the very richest quality, and the heard the conversation and watched de in the last direction so long as the deli lavish use of the feather triTHtnintr made velopments eagerly. They came. cate fruit retains >tn sweet and alluring it very effective. . After the thin, lanky man and the crank flavor. But how foolish of the human Another very elegant dinner toilet was had ridden several mileR in silence the strawlierry to insist upon those grinders of vieux rose chine silk, with tiny wild former revived and began a search iu his saying they had never crushed meat, or rose blossoms in natural colors with foli vest pocket. He pulled out a cigar and those incisors that they had never cut age. At the foot was a flounce of qld said: “Hev' a scegar?” into an apple or a banana! point lace. The princess back, drapery The crank put forth his hand to take it, A man cannot be sincere as to his past and panniers were of soft moss green and the thiu man immediately replaced it experiences if lie is no better than the Ottoman silk. Up close around the in his pocket with a grin. average man, and to insist upon his be neck was a little ruff made of point 'No ye don't!” he exclaimed. ing so is to drive him into a labyrinth of d'esprit over rose colored ribbon. The passengers grinned, afid some even smote their knees with their palms and deceit, where to be stir* h-- is generally An Odd Accoiupllaliment. Ianghed heartily. qnite content to dwell. But this deceit The women of New York society arc in The leau man then gave it to the crank is utterly unjustifiable and unpirdona- many cases accomplished in very odd ways, ble when it concerns not only the past and a party of men the other night passed “in the neck” as follows; “Yon arc too confonnded cranky to ex but the present and the proposed future. an interesting quarter of an hour in re ist. F.f you was out in-our section they'd A man. like a woman, may. under tho calling some of tho imeommon talents of White .Cap you aud leam you manners influence of a real love, assume a char their feminine atquain truces. One hand You can't smoke on me! Ta, ta.” acter which has never hitherto been his; some young womau was an adept in blow With a wave of his hand, betokening he may resulre sincerely to close the ing the coaching horn; another was a very both trinmpli and seorn, the lean man gates of those dark ways wherein he has successful carver of onyx; one of the most, made his escape from the seat and his exit hitherto walked, and to let his future sedate young ladies in town danced a clog from the car.—Albany Argus. to perfection; a dutiful and beautiful wife path lie open to the light of day and to made all her husband s trout flics, and her Ì Freight Elevator Aréldent«. the closest scrutiny of his wife's eyes; husband was renowned as a successful Few people arc aware how many persons anti although he does not quite truth fisherman; a rather slim and wiry girl, are yearly injured on freight and passen fully reply to the inquisition she is sure famous for her waitring, was a scientific ger elevators. During the past year in to make with his ancient history, ho boxer, and could give her clever brother a Boston thirty eight individual were hurt may be forgiven if ho is really going to I breezy four-round battle; a lady who rode or killed in elevator accidents, anil other make th* future as fair as he is now rep I in the park each day occasionalh showed parts of the state swelled this number suf to her friends in the country how she ficiently to make it average nearly one each resenting th* past. could stand on the back of a cantering So the inoral of that is. my dear sis horse. These and a half hundred other week. The largest number of these acci ters, don't b ■ too severe upon the de wondrous performances were told of wom dents have occurred on freight elevators, and mainly through the carelessness of the ceits of love, however transptrent you en by the men that knew them. Amid great persons Injured. Captaiii Damrell, in his may find them, so long as it is vonr own applause. Finally, a young fellow who report imputes the cause of so many acci unwise persistent-.? that has forced them had been listening lazily to the conversa dents to the indiscriminate use of the tion spoke up in drawling tones, and the freight elevator. Both he and Chief Wade, upon your lover. Ent there are other deceits practiced attention of the company became riveted of the state district police, favor legislation by which freight elevators should be put by both sexes, especially bv lovers who upon him. “I knew a far more extraordinary girl iu charge of compétent persons, who alone are no longer young—little deceits as to than any you have mentioned, once upon shall be authorized to run them, In the ago, as to infirmities, as to weariness, as a time,” said he. “She was the sister of a city of Boston there are 1,700 freight to former cx]>erience«, in fact as to all classmate of mine at college. Rich I vators, and the number is constantly clc iu- landmarks that might reveal just how think. Very swell. Blonde girl, tall and creasing;—Boston Transcript. much of life's course has been traversed, straight and jolly, for I u.>ed to go rowing and. although neither party is very much with her when I visited 'em up the river. The Loeust of tho Arab^ deceived, he or she accepts the other's Pull a powerful oar, too, and was clever By the Arabs this speech is put into the other ways. One of her talents, though, locust's lAQUfh; ‘’We ar# ]the army of the little pretences on the tacit understand ing that his or her own -.hall pass mus was certainly remarkable. I never found it great God, and we lay ninety-nine eggs; out until I bad known her for three week.«! were the hundredth put forth the world ter. Never paraded it. Seemed to take it as a would be ours. According to the state Toil tickle nje. Bilb; tickle me. rtn; matter of course. ment of these people, the locust has the Ton tickle me, Billy, and I'll tickle you! “When I did hear of it at last 1 spoke head of the horse, the horns of the stag, But saddest of all deceits of love, bo to her father about it, and he agreed with cause it is only of self love, is tho pictnre me that it was a very rare accomplishment the eyes of the elephant, the neck of the ox. the breast of the lion, the body of the of an apparition that does not exist. A in a girl. Not. that it was especially needed scorpion, the hip of the camel, the legs of girl brought tip in th* worship of the in women, but there were emergencies the stork, the wings of the eagle and the world and its needs and amusements, when it might, come into play’. I was tail of the dragon. A common belief iu all of which require money, has the op rather struck with the charm of the thing. this country is that the wing of the insect portunity of marrying a man who can In fact, it rather clinched the good opinion is always marked with a letter W, portend give her all these things if she will give I had already formed of the girl, and I ing war, or the letter P, promising ¡»eace. Interview in Washington Star. him her youth and beauty and—her asked her to marry me. The wedding will be in two months.” love. The latter is perhaps already be There was a pause. The speaker appar stowed, perhaps it lias not yet awaked, ently went into a reverie that he had no in f Ctl!|O. O0 • y,.ar h bring mad« by R U'Jroy,N.Y.,nt work tor us. Header, perhaps it is altogether wanting. At tention of disturbing. Finally a howl v®ti n-.t make as mnih, bul we can fJ n‘" y; u'I1’" how to cam from fa to any rate she must feign it, or she can went up. H hi ibr slant, and tnorc as you go “Well, what is the wonderful accom not complete her share of the bargain. "it. lb th .-exes, all ages. In any part of Auiewra. you <tan minmencc at home, giv- Well, women can generally do whatever plishment of thus girl, Billy?” i '. il all your time.or spare momenta only to Ihc tfix.rk. All ¡anew. <Jiqat pay St MF* for Billy roused himself and Ieoh off 4bout< al> they sot their hands to, and this among Hrrywt-rker. We start you, ftirniahlne - »ythina. I' AHIIA, SPEEDILY learned the rest, but is it not true that no deceit the faces of friends. 1 ¿-.UH F laks i her . Addre,, at one, “Ob, didn’t I tell you?” be said. “Why, SIIASON X (O., I’OKTLAXD, MAl.XE. of love is so pitiful as this feigning of a she can cook.”—New York Sun. lore that does not exist? None so pitiful Keep It. to Yourself. and none so transparent, although so Don't tell your husband your every often practiced that lioth you and I can thought. Many of them arc wot worth think of more than one example, more's telling—and don't ask to know his. This the pity of it. tnore's the pity! is not secretiveness, but common sense and delicacy; as much so as the feeling Mns. F rank L eslie . that prompts yon to say your morning A remarkable case occurred iu the snow prayer inandiMy, and to take your bath in storm «>f November, 1890. A middle aged private. woman, named Alice Jane Lowe, belong Do you think that any reserve is fatal to ing to Wigan, was admitted into Spalding the oneness of an ideal marriage? Rave workhouse in a very weak state, having • you heard of the “atomic theory?” How been found by the relieving officer sleeping scientists tell us that all palpable objects, out in the snow in the Liuconshire Fens, . even granite, are composed of innumera near Spa Id in <r. She was put to bed. and I ble infinitesimal atoms, which, however then stated that she had slept out for five 1 close they may seem to l>e, never really weeks continuously, including, within the touch each other? This is true of the last few days, the severest weather of the! heart of a man and a woman. year, when tho snow covered the ground They can never quite touch, for the most lol he depth of nearly a foot. The poor devoted husband and wife can never see woman'* hair was iu such a matted state anything from exactly the same point of that it had to be «all cut off. she st.ated view, or feci anything in exactly the same that she had tramped from iAucashire, manner and degree. This is the inevitable It lias pcrinnnontlv cured thovs AXH s where site had formerly lieen iu domestic consequence of differing sex; but they may of eases pronouiu cil by doctors hope- service, and at the time she was found in come so near that nothing can come be f less. If you have premonitorv srnip- the snow she appeared to have lost her j tween; so near as to support each other ' toins. such as Coufth, Difficulty of way. The workhouse officials consider it and resist the world with granitic strength ' Breathing. Ae., don't delay, but" use most remarkable that the woman survived I and solidarity.—Mrs. P. T. Barnum in i PISO'S CERE FOR CONSUMPTION | immediately. By Druggists. 25 eenta. the exposure and cold.—Leisure Hour. T ji 'H aq ’ Tlnmii .T<-» tii » yiq 1 Lots in tho Oak Park ÆDDITIOÎST ARE SELLING FAST! It ZB-cLild-izig- Is Vp. Soon Lots will be scarce and Command a Higher Price. VT\~ NOTICE ix hereby given I hat the under signed Charles Kloucheck has been by the county court of Yamhill county. Oregon, dulv appointed administrator of tho estate of Josephine Kloucheck, deceased. Therefore, all persons having claims against said estate are hereby notified and Express Tyains Leave Portland Daily required to present their claims tn me duly LEAVK AR1IVK. verified at the law office of J. E. Magers, at Portland .(A) p m BanFranciscolO.Uani McMinnville, Oregon within six montlis i J*an Fran. 7 9:60 p m Portland 9.35 am from tlie date hereof, Above trains stop only at following sta Dated this 11th day of February, 1891. tions north of Roseburg. East Portland Qua K uk ’ chkk . i A Administrator for estate, 1 • Oregon Citv, Lt'' Woodbnrm, Salem. Albany* I Tangent, Sliedds, Halsey. Harrisburg, Jun* J, E. Magers and F, W. Fenton, Attys. I ction city. Irving. Eugene Southern Pacific Ro: SHASTA LINE, ltoaeburg Mall Daily. Notice of Final Settlement. ___ ARRIVE LFAV1. Portia td . Roseburg. ‘9 :60 a m Roseburg. 6:26 a m ■ Portland. Portland . 5:40 pm 4:00 pm Notice is he ebv given that the under Albany Local, Daily. Except Sunday. signed administrator of the estate of James A. Walker,deceased, has filed his final ac I WAVE ARRIVE J. 1. KNIGHT * CO., THE INVESTMENT CO., count of his administration of said estate Portland .5: p nr Albany.. 9: p m 49 Stark 8L, Portland. Or, in the County Court of Yamhill County, Albany ......... 5: a m Portland Beal Estate Agents, McMinnville. F. BARN EKO FF A CO.. 9: am Oregon, and said Court lias set May 5. 1991, McMinnville Flouring Milla. at the hour of one o’clock, p, m. of said ilav, at the County Court room at McMinn Tourist Sleeping Cart, ville, Oregon, as the time and place for [ hearing said final account, For accommodation of second class passen Therefore, all persons interested in said | gers attached to express trains estate are hereby notified and required to I WEST SIDE DIVISION appear at said time and place and show : THE <0* Between Portland and Corvallis. cause, if any there lie, why said estate lx* ' |£gLD in not finally settled and said administrator | Mail Train Daily, except Sunday. discharged. • LEAVE AKRIVX JOHN H WALKER. Portland . 7:30 a ni McMinn’ W in, ni Administrator of said estate, j t McMinn’ 10:111 a m Corvallis. 12:10 pm F W. Fenton, Att’v for estate. ; Corvallis 12 :S5 p m McMinn’ 2:M p ni I McMinn’ 2:5<> p m Portland . A 30 p m Administratrix’ Notice. At Albany and Corvallis connect with trains of Oregon Pacific In the County” (’ourt of the County of 1 Express Train Daily, except Sunday. Yamhill, State of Oregon LEAVE. ARRIVE. (^raht. Ralm, w not a snuff or pounder. Applied into the nostrils it is In the matter of the estate ) of z Portland. 4:40pm 4:40 p m McMnn McM nn . “ 7.25 r p _ m absorbid. It cleanses the allays infiammation, heals Edwin B. Fellows, deceased! I McMinn’. 5:45 a nqPortland 8:20 a m ’■’» ;> 0 hy druggists or sent by mail on receipt of price. NOTICE is hereby given that the under signed fias been b.v an order of the County Court of the County of Yamhill, State of Oregon, dulv appointed administratrix of SOUTH. the estate of Euwin B FellowSj deceased For tickets and full information regard Therefore, all persons having claims ing rates, mans, etc., call on the Company’« against said estate are hereby notified ami required to present the aaxiie to me dulv agent at McMinnville E. P. ROGERS, verified at my residence at McMinnville. R KOEHLER, Manager. Asst. G F. A P Agt Yamhill County. Oregon, within six months from tlie date hereof. Dated this 8th dav of April, A D. 1891. > ELVIRA D. FELLOWS. THE YAQUINA ROUTE Administratrix of said estate. | F. W. Fenton. Attorney for estate. 15 j Price Ranges $50 up. For lull particulars apply to Pnllman Buffet Sleepers, U\\£s HAY-FEVER C oldhead K“ J?/ E fl /h 3UC ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren Street NEW YORK. 3UC Through Tickets to all Points EAST AND Notice of Appointment of Executrix ELOOD, I CONSUMP^O East and South Administrator’s Notice. Of Carlton, Oregon, Iras tire ONLY MACHINE SHOP This side of Portland. Wood and Iron Lathe, Band Saw and Emery Outfit For saw Gumming and other work. .A.11 ItizY-is of Sla.clcsxxiixxg' a-ixd. ood. "'^7'crlc 20oxie. CYLINDER TEETH MADE AND LAYED. Send in your Machinery Early, so you can have it ready for harvest. -A.11 tX7"orlr "Warrantsd. In the County Court of the County of Yam hill, State óf Oregon. In the matter of the estate < —AND— of William C. Mason, dec’d. ? NOTICE is hereby given that the under signed, Sarah B. Mason, has l»een. by an order of the County Court of Yamhill coun-1 ty, Oregon, duly appointed Executrix of the j estate of William C, Mason, deceased, with 225 Miles Shorter—20 hours I cm Will annexed Therefore, till persons having claims I time than by nny other route. against said estate arc hereby notified and j required to present the same, duly verified a# First class through pn^senger and freight to the undersigned at her residence at Mc line from Portland and all pointa in the Wit-* Minnville, Yamhill county Oregon, within 1 lamette valley to and from Fan Francisco. six months from the date hereof Dated this 4th dav of March, 1891. Time Schedule (excert Sundav«). SARÀH B. MASON, F. W Fenton. Executrix of said estate, Ix?a vc Albany 12:20 pm ¡Leave Yauuma 7 am nyl2:20, Att’y for Estate. with Will annexed. , Jorvull. ” * 1 T IIS “ pn> a : “ CorvallslO:3s*t am Arr’vYaquina4 :35 pm! ArrivAlbanyll :13am OREGON DEVELOPMEN COM PANY’S STEAMSHIP UNE. O. Ac C. traina connect at Albany'and Cor- I vail if». ’M ON -- THE F BEST UAL,- D. M. erry & gc Co’s . . J TA____ • Illustrated, Descriptive _____ and 1 Priced TÓ- - ' ST PAUL, i For 1891 will be mailed FREE ...L.o all applicants, and to last season*! .-.a customers. It is better than ever. ■W. Every person using Garden, Flwer or Field Seeds, . 1 should send for it. Address (5 D. M. FERRY & CO. ST. LOUIS. " East, North jjP South oer .. GEO. S. TAYLOR’ Ticket Agt Corner First and Oak Sts. Sailing Date*. The Steamer Willamette Valley will rail FROM HAK FRAXC1WO IKON VAQVIXA. Janunrv 19th. January 23d. 27th, “ 31,t. DO NOT CRtPt, SICKEN OR CONSTIPATE. DETROIT, MICH. V-n Largest Seedsmen in the world «gat??';-' AND ALL POINTS — - AT---- LIVER PILLS. SEED ANNUAL DENVE.F The above traine connect at Y aqcika with I the Oregon Developenwnt Co’a. Line of Bleam- abins between Ya<p«ina and San Froneieco. N. B.—Pawengers from Portland and all Wfl- amette Valley Points can make clo^e connec- I tiou with tho traina of the Y aqucna Rot tk at Albany or Cor va ilia, and if destined to Sat | Francisco, should arrange to arrive at Yn<pi»na the evening before date of «ailing. Sunt C ure for S ick H fum . i , and all trouble« arising from Indigestion nr Constipation. Improv»« the Complexion by Purifying the Blood. The doee ean be nicely adjusted to suit th« oa««, no on« pill can never be too large a doee. Eaay to taka as so much sugar 42 pilla put up in a strong rial which can be carried in ve«t pocket. A Gr«at C«ave«- lead» 1« Travskra and Ruakc«« Mm. No«« Gon «too with- out “CrtRteRl" Trade Mark. Wold Fv«ryvrbrr«. f So. a h«Ulo Bampla Dea« and Dream Book for 1«. la BtaaBp«. DR. HARTER 8 IRON TONIC. h PVRIFIFRthe BLOOP; REGULATES the LIVXR1 and KIDNEYS and RESTORED th« DEBILITATED! t« 11KAJ.TH ond VIGOROUS STRENGTH «rYovvaF A A A A YEA R ! I nndfrtuke to l.i J 8 I I I ■ l‘e«chn;ijr tidily intelligent p. r«ui> ot «uh- r Xk ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Ifii x. who can mid find «rite, and «ho Rill a 11 Bl I jititir iiiktrui'tiou.M ill work, industrious) v, w# Vliovrto rant Three Thousand Dollars n Year in their own localities.« hirever they live.I will also furnish the situation orempl<>yincnt,at whieh you can enrn that amount. No money for inetiuieaaaue.-estfulaa above. Easily and quickly learned. I desire but one worker from each district or county. I have already taught anil |M-ovided with cmplovnient a large number, «ho ere making over fStXM) a year emit. It's N EVV and D-1^11 mnticulars EKEE. Address at once, Passenger and height raten id way» th« low est . For inibì mation. apply to C. C HOGUE, Gen’l. Frt. A Ras«. Agt., Oregon Par.fic B. ® I Co , CorvalHs, Orewoti. W B WEBSTER Gen’l. Frt. .V Paas. Agt.. Oregon Pevelopmeoi €»4 Montgomery atreet, Ban Francisco, CaL THE OR. HARTER MEDICINE CO. ST. LOUIS. MO. E. <\ ALI EV, lloK -130, AtiBUila, Mitlnr. from Terminal or Interior Toinl* lh< » lAlRVLANb Toiytï.7 WASH IN (S COUN'Y To all Points East & South It it the DINING CAR ROUTE. It runt Through VESTIBULED TRAINS Every Oty in the Year to ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO (No Change of Cart Comtwisetl of IH.MMe IWi ( uiiHurpasac<l ) WHITESOR PTI1MAMIIKA WIMJIIOUM SIHTHIS M c M innville (Of Latest Equipment, OREGOfil. COUNTY WRIST SLEEI’IAC CARS A Live Tm, where Industries are lieing Established for All Seeking Employ ■Mt Best that can be eonstrifc ted and in which accom niodations are for hol ders of First or 8econd-cp:rs Tick ets, and ELKART BAY ( OAHIE x . A Continuoat Line connecting with al! lines, affording direct and unin terrupted service. Lots, Finest Fruit and Garden Lands, Near Large Cannery. Pullman Sleeper reaervathms ran l>e errtir ed in advance through any agent of tl*e r<»a<l Thrwiffli To An,crlcA iroln aH Jlliun^ll Tiflds lKMWin England and Eurnix» can be pun based at anr Ti< kn office of this conmany. Full information concerning mien, lino of trains, routes un<l other details furnhb« » on application to any agent, or A 1) CHARLTON Asst General Passenger Agent SOLD IN SMALL TRACTS. ON EASY TERMS. Frnit Land Co. Whiteson, Or. 9 Railroad Center of the West Willamette Counties I IT IS NOW SETTLED THAT General Office or the Company, No, J’41 First St.Cor. Wahlngtnn, Portend, O» . 1 ARE YOU GOING EAST? If »o be sure and call for your tickets via the ¡Hap & fatata Mw, I —THE— Of the West Side Counties, nd Is to be Pushed to the Front ! J} 1’ positively the shortest and Cl. Ill lifi« to Chicago and the east and south ami th» only sleeping and dining car throufh mi to Omaha, Kauaa. City, anil all Ml.teuil Mirer point. ite w«<iiiflccnt »t*cl trick, unsurp.<->-e 1 * . 'Vtlce afid elerant dinine ami R The Hoyal Ronh* (In Time for the Coming Crop, if Possible.) WILL PROBABLY EMPLOY 500 HANDS. -Rhftr* may imitate,but none can «urna»« i Out taotto la "alway» on time.’’ e and ask ticket agent« for ticketa nalebrated route and take nou< W. H MEAD, O A W— hin gtor. itraet, Portlaad, Or € OTHER [NDUSTRIES WILL FOLLOW ENERGETIC TOWN BUILDERS WANTED I NO MOSSBACKS NEED APPLY ! THERE IS MONEY FOR THOSE WHO COME EARLY! Regarding Town Lots and Choice Fruit Lands. Address. I Agents. FRUIT LAND CO., Whiteson, Oregon. R. B. DICKINSON, 215 Sansome street, San Francisco. A. L GORTNER. Portland, Or.