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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 9, 1889)
'f * M c M innville , Feb. I, 1889. oreg - on , F riday , august 9,1889. VOL. I.. NO. 27. BITTEN IJY' A SCORPION. clear over and his agile little finger France’s Growth. Cloudbursts. Tlie Nicaragua Canal. crushed it into a very small wad and A New York Doctor’s Horrible Tlie Journal of the French Statistical The phenomena of a cloudburst, which Work upon the Nicaragua canal con held it there unnoticed while the other Experience in the Wilds society has published, in anticipation of can onlv occur in a tornado or whirl tinues steadily, says the Grey town cor fingers were free to use. And inasmuch of Mexico. the centenary fetes at Versailles, some wind, are not generally understood. respondent of the New York Timet. The Nearly everybody knows more or less as the ‘sucker’ lias himself twice counted interesting tables which are intended to The whirl in which it forms is not a very rumors circulated apparently in the in Dr. George Mallett, of Brooklyn City, about all the attendant features of a cir the bills and has seen the fakir count show the economical, commercial, indus broad and shallow disk, but a tall, col terest of the Panama schemes do not af cus—the side show, the horso tent, the them he will swear that ho has got all who is on his way to the mining camps trial and financial progress made by umnar mass of rotating air, similar to fect the construction party in the least, of the interior of Mexico, writes from cooking tent, the dressing room, the red- that belongs to him when he has com France in the last century. Beginning that in which the Atlantic waterspout or as it is admitted on all Rides that the lemonade man, and the peanut fiend. pelled the fakir to go down into his Las Yedras the following story of his with the budget, these tables show that the famous pillar-likedust storm of India “little misunderstanding” Ixdween Nic But not many people, even among the pocket and fork out the silver dollar. jonmey and his experience with a scor w hile the estimated receipts in 1789 were is generated. While this traveling aerial aragua and Costa Rica will soon las set pion : foxy oldtimers who have patronized cir He doubles up the bills without further “I started across country on mule back £27,654,250, they are now £120,480,000 pillar, iierliaps a few hundred yards in tled in an amicable manner. Both the cuses for forty years, know anything examination and is gone. The direct taxes have not increased very diameter, is rapidly gyrating, the centri Nicaraguans and the Costa Ricans are the “short change man.” His “But the work doesn’t end there. with a dangerous-looking guide, whom I LQAN BROKERS, ROTARIES PUBLIC AND SEARCHERS of RECORD about victims are many, but they prefer not to When the fakir laughingly claps the man feared might at any moment cut my much, for they are £177,600,000 this fugal force, as Professor Ferrel has warmly in favor of the immediate pnsh- trumjiet their fish like quality from the on the back he puts a chalk mark on throat while asleep for the little money I year, as compared to £145,200,000 a cen shown, acts as a barrier to prevent the ing forward of the work of const ruction, house-tops. They swallow thoir chagrin him which keeps all the other fakirs had; fortunately, he did nothing of the tury ago, whereas the indirect taxes, flow of external air from all sides into its and all sensible people admit that there and keep silent, while they economize in away from him. He may try to buy red kind and turned out to be a very good which produced only £96,000,000 in interior, except at or near the base ot the is more smoke than fire in the utterances a number of ways to get even on the lemonade or peanuts or prize packages man. The thiid night out I had an ex 1789, are now estimated at £720,200,000. pillar. There friction with the earth re in regard to trouble aaid to I m * brewing money that the “short change man” has or concert tickets, but he can’t do it. perience that I would not repeat for all The only government monopoly in the tards the gyrations and allows the air to detween these two republics upon the budget of 1789 was the ]>ostoflice, which rush in below and escapeupward through subject of the interoceanic canal. taken. The men ho hails refuse to see him and the wealth of Mexico. It was just dark, A number of years ago 1 ran across one pass him buy. The reason is this: If about":30, when I discovered a light up produced £640,000, whereas now the the flue-like interior as |>owerftil ascend The health of the construction corps is of the uiost accomplished short-change they sell him something they might the side of a mountain and thought it produce of the different moniqiolies is ing currents. remarkably good, out of 700 men now The phenomenon, however, will not employed only seven being in the hos workers in tho country and got well ac cause him to bring forth the roll of bills, would be a good time to camp, as we £23,280,000. It is also worthy of note quainted with him. He didn’t suspect in which case lie might notice that the had been in the saddle almost constantly that while the cost of collection for a l>e attended by terrific floods unless the pital, and of there a majority are suffer me of being a newspaper man, and in ton dollars is missing and would lie apt since 3 o’clock that morning. We made budget of about £37,000,000 was £4,250,- atmosphere is densely stored with water ers from slight accidents. 18— 373 acres 1 1-2 miles N. of Lafayette, the three months that I knew him I 1— H68 acres 7 miles S W from Me Minn- 000, it is only £7,120,000 for a budget of vapor, as it was recently in the Caya- The engineers in charge of the different to raise a row. But if one of them should for it and found a little shanty inhabited ville fine stock it grain ranche over 560 so acres cultivation. 200 acres level timber qutta valley, and as it was on Maj- 31st camps are greatly disappointed with the acres good farm land in good state of culti land. 10 acre orchard, good house and barn, didn’t enlighten him. He grew very con overlook the signal and bo instrumental by two horrible looking specimens of hu over £120,000,000. A century ago the value of personal in the Conemaugh valley. When such laborers imported from Jamaica, prefer* vation and fine pasture, with 35 head cattle tine springs. Price $15 per rcre 1-2 cash, fidential and chatty and gave to me tho in apprising the man of his lose he is manity in the most nbreviated of cos 7 or R head horses, hogs, farm machinery balance 1 ami 2 years. property in France was estimated at not is the case the violent ascending currents sing the Nicaraguans, who, however, 19 30 acres near Bethel, good house anil I inner most secrets of his craft. He was compelled by a rule of the fakirs to tumes. &C. On Co. road price $21,000, cash, bal barn, stream of Hying water flows tlirougli a little, slim fellow, of Irish extraction, stand the loss and restore the ten dollars “The gnide told them we wanted to more than £12,000,000, whereas it is now suddenly lift the vapor-laden clouds sev owing to the sparse ¡»opulatioii cannot ba 10 years time at 8 percent. 2— 15 acre farm 2’a miles from McMinn farm All under cultivation but 4 acres. and as bright und as sharp as a new stop all night, and the female preparad a put at about £320,000,000. There were eral thousand feet above the level at had in very large numbers. Arrange or whatever sum it may be. In case a ville on Co road, 1 mile from scbeol-hotisi Price $1500, 20— Good new two story house 6 rooms needle. He hud a way of tilting his head man gives up a ten instead of a twenty corncakc for ine. As they of course had no saving banks in 1789, but now the de which they were previously floating, ments have I h ‘ cii made, in view of this good house and barn, fine young orchard plenty of small fruit, well located. Price all well finished, gooil woodshed, well etc, back and looking at folks with half closed posits in them exceed £10,0(10,000, while and burl them aloft into rarefied ami fact, to engage men from the neighbor the fakir only makes five, and if it’s a no chairs I sat on a low stool in front of with 1 1-2 acres land on college sid • Price $1,700. Terms % cash time on bal B 38 acres unimproved land % miles w I $1090 Terms (f*oo eash, balance time, also eyes, while he smiled slightly that was fivo he probably only gets one. You the fire to eat it. I was scarcely seated the total of the national revenues, esti cold regions of the atmosphere, when' ing islands and different coast towns. of McM. no buildings, good living water. ' 2 acres land adjoining, all cleared and clever enough to make a great hit in a mated a century ago at from £120,000,000 their vapor is instanly condensed into The great objection to the Jamaicans lies see there must be enough bills left in before I felt something on my neck, and | fenced $700, Price 25 per acre easv terms. to £200,000,000, now exceeds £1,200,000,- many tons of water. Could the water in the fact that they cannot use the pad dramatic creation. Il was perfectly putting my hand up, felt an exceedingly 21 — 100 acres 11-2 miles from Carlton first 4—310 acres 3miles 8. W. of McMinnville, the wad so that tho absence of one won’t 302 acres in cultivation, good house and class farm land, no buildings Price $45, fetching, but tho fine contempt it had for be noticed. severe sting on my left index linger. It 000. Then, again, the general trade of fall as fast as condensed it would be dle, and that, <*onse«piently, there is barn and all necessary out buildings, all I | per. ac-e Also 62 acres all clear and fenced tho “suckers” whom his kind bled and “That’s a good scheme,” I remarked, almost ma le me howl. I immediately France in 1789 was about £40,680,000 of comparatively harmless. But the con trouble in getting the boats' crews neces under good fence, water piped to house ; Price $50 per, acre 22— ilO acres 4 miles W. of Carlton. 15 the way he had of speaking of them was “but suppose when the robbery is com tied my handkerchief around it and which £23,040,000 were imports and tinuous uprising currents siqqiort this sary to trans|»ort the lalxyrers. Naturally and barn from spring. 12 acre orchard of tin« fruit. If all sold together price on 310 ■ acres in cultivation, five acres slashed, bal much more so. It was winter time when plete tho purchasei of tickets should stopped the circulation and then sucked £17,640,000 exports; while in 1886 the high mass of water at the high level, most of the work now being done is work acres $1121M), Uli aui but 6 will V» 111 OI1UV11 subdivide v 1'IV «*•••* and sell 210 ance timber, all fenced, fair house and barn I knew him and he was resting until the take a notion to count his money again?” it, and the old woman parted with a chew general trade of France reached £374,- and as their own vast volumes of vapor necessary to prepare the wav fot the ar with all improvements and all valley land well watered. 1 acre orchard. Price $1S 23— 1U5 acres near Whites station 75 season opened up. I approached him a for 99000. Terms 1-3 cash balance easy “There isn’t one man in a thousand of tobacco for it. In about ten minutes 440,000, of which £204,640,GOO were im rising are condensed they add to the rival of the steam navvies ami dredges. acres in cultivation, balance timber. All time. 5— 170 acres first class land adjoining Mc under fence, no buildings Price $1200 dozen times to get him to tell me all who will do it,” lie replied. “You see the stinging ceased and I thought it was ports and £169,800,000 exports, the pro water already accumulated thousands of The latter will not be able to get to work about the short change act before ho Minnville, well improved, 130 acres culti Easy terms. he has counted it twice and seen the all over, when intense vertigo came on portion between the imports and the ex feet above the earth’s surface—making, until the protecting breakwater is finish 54—285 acres, 4 1-2 miles 8 W. of Mc vation first class dwelling, good orchard, with much vomiting and retching, then ports being much the same as it was at so to speak, a lake in high air. ed, and Bo the efforts of the engineers house mile from court house. Price $75 Minnville 200 acres in cultivation, balance came pliable. He would take a coin and other man verify his count.” pasture. Good house, barn and orchard, palm it as cleverly as Mr. Hermann and per acre 1-2 cash, balance time to suit. a sense of great weakness and collapse, the end of tlie last century. The value As the whirlwind weakens or passes are mainly directed toward that. “ Yes, I know, I persisted, “ but sup well watered. Price $20 per acre 1-2 cash 6— 160 acres 8 miles west of McMinnville. 25— 640 acres 2 miles N. of Sheridan, 240 laugh and turn away. But one evening pose he should countit; would not the accompanied by a profuse cold per- of land has also increased very much, from beneath the vast body of water, 30 acres in cultivrtion, Under fence first •Joint <i. Gantt« Printer. spiration, then a sharp tingling for while the average price a century which its ascending currents have gener class rails on Co. road. Warranty deed, in cultivation. 150 more could be easily he opened liis heart to me. fakir be in a pretty bad boat?” cleaned. 2 houses and one barn, gooil price 1950. I had been talking about tlie "tele ago was £8 per acre, it is now £27, hav ated and upheld in the up|ier storj- of the began in the bitten finger, extending John G. Gantt, the celebrated tramp will subdivide to suit those wish "Not in the least,” he replied. “If 7— 162 acres 6 miles N W. of McMinn fencing, ing small farms Price $15 per acre. 1-2 graph” method of making short change, such a crank should happen along, and over the hand and up the arm, then the ing touched £32 some few years ago. atmosphere, the aqueous mass, no long printer, has been in this city «luring the ville. 70 acres in cultivation, buildings fair, cash, and he sjiokc up and said quite scorn In 1789 the acreage in wheat was 10,- er supported, drops with ever-increasing past three «lays. This remarkable man, well watered on Co. road. Prise $4000 1-2 they do occasionally, the instant he other hand and arin, then both feet 26— 110 acres 4 miles S W. of McMinn cash. tingled and stung like an electrical cur 000,000, and the yield 110,000,000 bush gravitational force to the earth. In se who is known in almost every printing ville, 100 acres in good cultivation. Fair fully : starts in to count the money the fakir 8— 100 acres 7 miles S. W.of McMinnville, house and barn, good young orchard, near “That’s no good! There’s no money on Co. road schoolhouse on one corner, all schoolhouse and church. Price $45 per in that. You can only get fifty cents or drops the big hill from his left hand to rent, and -vet they were completely dead els, or 11 bushels an acre; now the acre vere cloudbursts the water does not fall establishment in the central ami south first class land and in good cultivation, all acre Easy terms. the ground and catches the buyer by the to all external impressions, and I could age in wheat is about 17,000,000, and the as rain, but in sheets and streams, ern states, is seventy years of age ami tinder fence, no buildings. Price $42,50 per 27— 340 acres three miles north of Sheri one dollar out of that. There’s lots of arm with some such exclamation as: scarcely move them ; then my face began yield 294,250,000 bushels, or 18 bushels sometimes unbroken for many seconds. has been constantly on the tramp since acre dan ; ISO acres in cultivation ; 4 fields, water ways that are stronger than that!” to feel the same way. I called for wator an acre. The price of bread lias not The cloudburst of 1838 at Holidaysburg, the close of the civil war. The longest 0-56 acres 2 miles 8. of McMinnville 50 in every tiield; gooil house and barn; good “ Look out there ! You're losing some I asked him what they were. acre« cultivation, 6 acres good gtimber, orchard 130 acres summerfallow. Price and was terrified to find that I had lost varied so much as might have been ex Pa., excavated many holes in the tramp lie ever made was in 1884, when thing. You ’ ll get the worst of it if you ’ re “Well,” lie said, taking a roll of small buildings fair Price $2300, 1-2 cash, bal $13 per acre. $1500 cash; balance on time. all sense of taste and my jaw was getting pected, the four-pound loaf, which cost ground, varying from twenty-five to he left this city and traveled through all 28— 1026 acres two miles east of Amity; bills, mostly ones and twos, out of his not careful.’ ance long time, 10— 583 acres 3 1-2 miles 8. W. of Newberg, well improved ; over 400acres in cultivation ; pocket, “they’re worked this way: You “As he says this ho either picks up the stiff and I could hardly articulate at all. !*0 centimes in 1880, now selling for 85 thirty' feet in diameter and from three to of the states between here ami Florida, 280 acres in cultivation, 5 acre orchard, a fine grain and stock ranch Price $1SOOO. “Just imagine my feelings—no one centimes, having gone to as much as a six feet deep. In a similar hilt milder and returned bv the same route, reaching money and hands it to the man or points do it with the ‘long green.’ ” house fair, well watered, some good timber. $10000 cash. near but those almost savages and they shilling in 1847, and having fallen as low storm, which visited Boulogne last May, Cassopolis, Mich., just six months from it out to him and moves away into the Prise $20 per acre. 1-2 cash ballance 8 per 30— 5V. acres 11 miles west oi McMinn He smoothed the bills out straight and ville; 100 acres bottom land in cultivation ; cent. crowd. Maybe the man suspects that understanding not a word I said, and the as sixpence in 1863. Wages, both in in fissures were cut in the streets eight feet the time lie left here. He kept a careful 100 acres clear pasture; 2 houses and 3 barns. 11— 110 acres 1 1-2 mile N. of Ballston, 95 Stream of living water. Price $75<X> One- caressed them affectionately. horrible sense of impending death dustry and agriculture, have risen enor deep and o|>enings made large enough to record of the number of miles walked, “Ah ? When these new ones were first the fellow tries to rob him, but ho has acres in cultivation, balance timber, good half cash. due to the depression caused by poison. mously, and while the agricultural labor engulf a horse and cart,— N. 1". Herald. and the entire length of the journey was his money and can make no kick, be house, 2 barns etc. Good young orchard. 31— House of 8 rooms on Lincoln and C issued,” he said, “the boys worked all ----------- ♦♦♦ I tried to ask if there was a doctor any er did not receive more than sixpence a 25 acres summerfallow Price $4700, $1000 streets; lot 60x110 feet. Price$1200 2800 miles, l or a man then 65 years of the banks in the country for them. They sides the fakir is gone. Oh, there’s no Minister Hirscli Comes Rack. cash, balance time. da.v in 1789, the average wage is now 2s. 32— 2 story house with L; new ; 2 lots each where near, but not could even speak age this certainly was a remarkable feat. way of catching him. But, as I said, 12— 380 acrv 2 miles W. of McMinnville. 60 x 100 feet : in Galloways addition. Price were the best graft the boys ever struck. English now, and of course they did The Journal of tlio Statistical society adds A lad with few friends hero, and not The veteran printer lias a great failing 200 acres in cultivation, balance good clear $9oo O:ie-lialf cash, balance on time You see they look just like a five or ten there isn’t one man in a thousand who not understand me. It was simply hor that, while the pay of subordinate of many dollars, landed in New York some for drink, but his constant indulgence pasture, good fencing, fine spring water, 34— One story house in John's addition.; will count his money that one last time. if you don ’ t show the figure. Well, this fair buildings, good orchard etc. $1200 1-2 6 rooms; 2 lots, well, fruit, etc. Price $.>50 rible, and I thought surely I was dying, ficials have l>een generally increased, the thing over thirty years ago, bill lie did docs not seem to impair his mental facul cash. 35— Southeast ■ , of block 16 in the original is the way the boys take the money a s ay —Chicago Mail. for the dead feeling seemed to be extend salaries given to greater dignitaries, l>oth not lack pluck. After viewing tho city ties, ami he possesses a remarkable fund town of McMinn vile, with gooil little cottage, 13— 160 acres 8 miles W. of McMinnville, Price $1000. One- from the ‘suckers.’ You’ve noticed a Lincoln’s Offer of Marriage. ing, and I could scarcely move a muscle. civil and ecclesiastical, have been cut he sought room for a wider growth in of information picked up by reading and on Co. road. Fair house, some fencing barn and some fruit lot of hustlers in the crowd selling tickots some good saw timber. Price $4 per acre half caifc down. Oregon. In 1882 he became a state leg experience. He recently startcsl a very 39— Good, nearly new 1% story house of 8 and saving people the trouble of getting Abraham Lincoln’s offer ot marriage With a great effort I made signs for a warranty deed. Travelling was also much more ex islator, and continued such until 1885, unique new’Rpajicr called fraud'r Typo rooms, and lot 163x187 feet; gooil small bottle of claret that I happened to have 14— 10 acres 2 miles N E. of McMinnville barn; near creamcry; very nicely located ¡n the jam at the ticket wagon, haven’t was a very curious one, and, singularly in mv bag to use in case of bad water. pensive as well as slower, for a journey when he came near being elected to the graphical Tourittt. It is publishe«! “on smill bouse and barn 8 acres clear. Price $1.500 you? Well, you naturally tkink they enough it has but recently come to light. $15oo. 40 — Good, new 1J^ story house of six Numerous as liis biographers have been, Most of this I drank, and it braced me to Marseilles by diligence took thirteen United States senate. Meanwhile this the road” and gives interesting items 15— 100 acres 2 miles W of McMinnville, and 2 lots in Chandler’s addition. are hired by the proprietor of the show no improvements but fences, fine farm rooms and closely as they have gleaned for new up some so that I made them under days and cost £6, as against fifteen hours once friendless voutli had succeeded til! concerning the cratt.—/ml ianapol it Jour Good water Price $900 liecause they sell tickets at the regular land. Price $52.50 1-2 cash, balance time. 41— A bargain Amity steam flouring price. But they are not. They pay 100 facts and material, it was left for the la- stand that I wanted hot water, and it and £4; to Toulouse, eight «lays and £5 he stood at the head of the largest mer nal. 16— 320 acres 6 miles W. of McMinnville, mill. Building 22x64 with shed on one seemed almost a year before they got 8s, as against fourteen hours and £4 8s; cantile house in Oregon. Yesterday lie all fenced, house au«l barn fair, well water end and engine room on other, eighteen cents on the dollar for every ticket they tost one, Jesse Weik, of Greencastle, to liiiiiii|;ratioii I Jew. ed, 40 acres clear bottom land, balance pas horse engine and lioiler, one chopping and sell, and they depend on their ability to discover the unique and characteristic any. When it came, although they to Bordeaux, six days and £5, as against stepped down the gang-plank of the ture. Price $15 per acre, one Hour burr, smutter. double bolt, scales, nine hours and £3; to Lyons, five days could not bear thoir hands in it, 1 put A North German-Lloyd steamer Lahn with Gorman |>caKiuit who arrived at 17— House an«l one acreEground in Mc flour packer, etc ,• with lot 36x150 feet. swindle the buyers out of a few dollars production of Mr. Lincoln’s almost untu both hands and feet into it without feel and £3 10s, as against nine hours and £3 his commission as United States minis Castle Garden Inst week with only seven tored mind. The letter is one of several Minnville near creamery. 1-2 story house Warrant! deed for only $700 $400cash bal now and then for their profit. ing it. Then I made them rub hard, 10s; to Strasburg, four and a half days ter in his pocket. At the Hoffman house frillies in liis (ss'kid had lioen told by an ance on time. 7 rooms and good barn Price $1000. "A young man with liis best girl comes written, presumably to the lady he after and this they did all night, and by morn £5, as against eleven hours and £3; to hs modestly scrawled the name “8. emigration agent that gold was ho plenti along—or an old man alone, or a solid ward married. Addressed to “My dear ing I slept for about two hours, being Lille, two days and £2, as against six Hirsch.” ful in this country that |s*oplo gave business man with two or three of his Mary,” it reads as follows: Seven months ago he started to visit golden trinkets to their children to play “You must know that I cannot see you perfectly exhausted. On awaking I felt hours and about 30s. The postage of a family; it doesn’t matter who it is, much bettor, my limbs tingled just as letter from Paris to Versailles cost 25 his partner, Mr. Fleischner, who was ly with anil trimmed the carriages, build they’re all victims—and he sees a great or think of you with entire indifference. though they were asleep, but I could use centimes, from Paris to Lyons, 65 cen ing dangerously ill at Vienna. While ta ings and streets with the precious metal, And yet it may be that you are mistaken crush around the ticket wagon. There R. R. OOl’CUEB. J. F. C-ALBMAVR. them; by moving about tho sensation times, and from Paris to Marseilles, 75 king the waters at Carlsbad he received lie therefore sold Ilia little place, bought isn’t much chance of getting a ticket in regard to what my real feelings toward began to return. centimes. The population of France in an official dispatch from Washington no a ticket for New \ ork and gave a fare Calbreath & Goucher, you are . If I knew you were not I should there in less than ten minutes, and here creased from 27,000,000 in 1801 to 38,- tifying him of his appointment to Con well feast to I uh neigliltors. lie will Im “ As soon as I could get up I got into at his elbow is a young man with ‘Choice not trouble you with this letter. Perhaps PHYSICIANS AMD SURGEONS. the saddle again, hoping to reach some 000,000 in 1886, the cities of Lyons and stantinople. loiter he received his com sent back. any other man would know enough with reserved seats at regular prices I How M c M wkvillb , ... O regon . J l J civilization in ease I should get worse. Marseilles increasing from 136,000 and mission and credentials to the Sultan’s many ? We’re here to rolieve the rush out further information ; but I consider it flic habitues of tlio Laclede hotel have The journey was just half over, so I 76,000 to 401,000 and 375,000. court. (Office over Braly'« Bank.) Dealer In All Kinds otyWatches. Jewelry. Plated Ware. at the wagon! No extra charge, sir! my peculirr right to plead ignorance and a lively recollection of the visit which pushed on for Yedras and soon found Minister Hirsch had an unusual and your bounden duty to allow the plea. I Clocks and Spectacles. McMINNVILLE. OR. How many? and he says ‘Two, please,’ Some Facts About Eggs. that the exercise was ol benefit, the S, A. YOUNG, M. D. gratifying experience in Constantinople. .John Id. Sullivan paid to that hoHtelry which, assuming that the man buys re want in all cases to do right, and most The Egyptians are, however, far in ad The etiquette of the court requires that Rome four yearn ago, lie wan there for tingling ceased, and by that night I serves, would be $2. He gives the young particular!j’ so in all cases with women. Physician ft Surgeon, could taste tho food. I ate the next vance of us in the science of raising the stranger, no matter with what cre Hcveral days and during his May wan tlie man a $10 bill or may be a $20—if there’s I want at this particular time, more than A num- morning and had no signs of the previous chicken«, and the incubating establish dentials, must have lieen within the city observed of all observern. Mc^f imcvilia R, ... O regon . any place on earth where a man wilj anything else to do right with you, and ID r a 37- m e rr . night’s experience, except a loss of sensi ments of the country hatch out eggs by wall sixty days Wore being granted an l»er of gentlemen did their beet to if I knew it would be doing right, as I flash a big bill and where he hadn’t Oftiec and residence on D street. All Goods of all descriptions moved and ca re- ought to it’s a circus. We'll say he offers rather suspect it would, to let you alone, bility in my left arm and hand and a the millions every year. At a hatching audience with the Sultan. Minister induce him to give an exhibition calls promptly answered day or night. farmers trade fresh eggs for young chicks Hirsch was invited to the palace in just of his wonderful strength. Th.« he de fill handling guaranteed. feeling of great weakness. Now, five him a $20 bill this time for the sake of I would do it. And for the purpose of Collections will be made mouthy, and the rate is twoeggs ]>er chick, writes ten days after liis arrival. It was a spec clined to do, but at length he yielded to Dll. J. C. MICHAUX making the matter as plain as possible, I days after, I am entirely well, except lg <>f ail kind- done chea|MBfl| the better illustration of the story. The a Cairo (Egypt) corres]>ondent. Another ial audience on Wednesday, the usual their solicitation* and performed a feat that I have no feeling at all in my left young man takes it, puts it in his pocket, now sa v you can drop the subject, dismiss index finger and half of back of forearm artificial egg-hatchery turns out 500,000 day for the reception of ambassadors be which none who witnesseJ it will ever Practicing Physician and Surgeon, your thoughts — if you ever had any — draws out a handful of bills takes a ten, up to the elbow. I was told here that it little chicks every season, and the even ing Friday. The Sultan expressed the forget. Stepping to th«* bar, which in of a two, and five ones, and hands the lump from me forever, and leave this letter un was a scorpion that bit mo and that I crop of chickens in Egypt amounts, ac most cordial feelings toward Americans hard mahogany, lie laid a Hilver dollar on LAFAYETTE, OREGON to the buyer of seats. It is $1 short, but answered without calling forth one accu was lucky in getting out of it so easily. I cording to figures furnished by the con in general, and he had particularly pleas the counter. He then raised his right Jan. 54. ’8S. ?y>ewriting. Penmanship, Correspondence, B m the man has handed it so quickly and sing murmur from me. And I will even am all right now and apprehend no sul-general, to more than twenty millions ant words to say concerning Gen. Ix;w hand ami brought his Ost down with tre- iom and Legal Forms {tactically taught at th goes, but the fakir is sore if lie does. If go further and say that if it will add of chickens a year. further trouble.” Portlaixi Easiness College. Wallace, S. 8. Cox, Mr. Strauss, recent mendous force. Upon raising his hand anything to your comfort or peace of McMflfNVILLE NATIONAL BANK. The thorough work done in each oi our seven he is a cautious and knowing party who Wo have about two hundred million ministers, and ex-Mayor Hewitt. Minis it was seen that the coin was stamped lepartmentfl has given thin institution a reputs is ‘dead onto’ the tricks of ‘these circus mind to do so, it is my sincere wish that ion such as but few schools attain, securing ü dollars worth of money invested in the ter Hirsch goes to Washington in a day deep into the wood ami cou I<1 with diffi- Chicago’s Miserly Millionaire m ’ miwnville , O regon . lundrods of our graduates profitable employ sharps’ it suits the ‘short-change man’ you should. l*o not understand by this fowl industry in the United States, an or two to see the president and Secretary culty lie extracted. Every letter and de Dent, both as book-keepers and stenographers TransarW« a General Banking Business, The man who told me this story had amount so large that all the money of Kudents admitted at any time. Catalogue free exactly for then bo will carefully count that I wish to cut your acquaintance. I Blaine, and then returns to Oregon, to vice was reproduced in the rood and re mean no such thing. What I do wish is something to say about “Old Hutch,” of A. P. ARMSTRONG, Principal, Portland, Or. his change and say: Jay Gould could not equal it, and still prepare for the departure of himself and mained plainly legible for two years, in 1’resideot.............................. J. W. COWLS that our further acquaintance shall de “ ‘Heie, young man ! You’re $1 short course. I never talked to a board of we have to imjiort more than sixteen Vice President .......LEE LAUGHLIN family for their new home.— Nric York spite of the frequent si-rubbings to which pend upon yourself. If such further ac trade man ten minutes without hearing here! Only $17 here.’ it was subjected. million dozen of eggs every year. If World. tMw ........................CLARK BRALY “That’s beautiful and just as (he fakir quaintance would contribute nothing to something remarkable about the old America would adopt the Egyptian anchan«» on Portland, San Fran- The Lebanon Erpreu pays: “Mr. 8. your happiness, I am sure it would not to man lie seems to be as persistent in wants it. So he says: A very remarkable discovery has re Sample rxiins in connection. hatching system we could sell eggs in eisee and Kew York. Smecd, a hop grower of Lane county, “ ‘Sure of that ? JuBt count it again, mine. If you feel yourself in any degree getting into men’s minds and onto their cently been made by a lady, who has for stead of buying them and our farmers Intaweat allowed on time deposits. o------ o has shipped one bale of hops raised on bound to me, I am now willing to release tongues as Charles I.in Mr. Dick’s Mem please.’ might buy little chickens to raise at a some time been making ex|*eriments to hii place this vear. Th«* hops were of Offiaa Invars fretn 9 a. m. to 4 p n>. you provided you wish it ; while, on the “ So lie counts it again, while tho fakir oir», This man says ; Is now fitted up in first class order. price of 20 cents a dozen. More than ascertain the degrees of intensity in a the Kentish Golden variety, ami were of watches him, and when he has turned other hand, I am willing and even anx “You can find ‘Old Hutch’ on one of note when sung by the human voice. good quality. Thia is probably the first J. B. ROHR, Aecommcdations as good as can be ever the last bill he says, with the air of ious to bind you faster, if I can be con the stools at a cheap lunch counter down twenty millions of little chickens are sold While testing the capability of the shipment of 1K89 hops from Oregon this each year in this way in Egypt and there found in the city. season. a man who knowB too much to be cheated vinced that it will in any degree add to near the board every morning of the is a regular business in chickens just old “phoneidescope,” which registers tlie I your happiness. This, indeed, is the week. Goes in there regularly and or by any of these flip circus folks: air-waves produced by the vibration of S. E. MESSINGER, Manager. enough to walk. H mm >. Xi|R, and Ornamental Painter whole question with me. Nothing would ders two soft-boiled eggs and rolls, and “ ‘That’s all—seventeen!’ The incubatories arc rude, one-stoiv the voice, the idea struck her that, if a i make me more miserable than to believe MeMIMNVILLE, OREGON. “But the fakir is a little doubtful so ho he looks al the check as closely as any buildings, made of undried bricks, so ar more sensitive substance were used, the i you miserable; nothing more happy than poor clerk in town. How’s that for a says, as though wishing to make sure: ranged that the eggs are laid upon cut disturbance of the air could be more ac OrtniulHg, to kr.ow you were so. In what I have man with his money? Millionsand mil “ ‘Just let me count it, please.’ straw in racks in rooms, around the curately registered. After many attempts 1 Fitter 11 anyfiny; and “Serene in the belief that he has corn now said I think I cannot be misunder lions of wealth, and eating a 15 or 20 cent ovens, which are kept fired during the she succeeded in finding the substance | ered his man, the buyer hands it over, stood, and to make myself understood is breakfast. But that’s his style. He hatching season. The outside walls Carriage Painting. are which she was in search of, and her an “•CtUTUY and the fakir takes the bills in his left the only object of this letter. If it suits surprised me the other day. As long as very thick and are so built that they re- ticipations proved correct. On this sub Prompt Attention to Orders from hand, with the $10 bill underneath, you best not to answer this, farewell. A I’ve been around the board I never saw tain the heat, and the onlv thermometer stance Mrs. Watts-Hughes spreads a thin the Country. straightens them out and then bends the long life and a merry one attend you. ‘Old Hutch’ wear anything but a black used is the blood of the boy or man who layer of colored powder. The membrane whole bunch back oyer his left thumb. But if you conclude to wiite back, speak slouch hat; but the other day attends to the fires. By long practice is then placed in a kind of trumpet, into TH1 NADJT BAR! Then he tnrns them over one by one and as plainly as I do. There can be neither he appeared with one of those these men learn just how hot the ovens which a note is sung. The powder, a<-- IM TWK COOK HOUSE. they lie straight out—full length. When harm nor danger in saying to me any. new-style straws with straight stiff brim. ought to be kept, and they replenish the | cording to the quality of the note, diffuses he reaches the last one he says, quite thing you think, just in the manner you Nobody could look at him without smil tire as the weather demands. A small | itself into the most wonderful sha|>cs, stocked with the Choicest Wines, Liq- amount of fuel is needed, and the tein- think it. Your friend, Lincoln.” o*t< and Clgnr« -Domestic and Imported. cheerfully: ing, and the old man ‘tumbled’ and wo<e perature of the ovens is about 98 degrees which are then transferred to glass by Probably this is the queerest love letter ‘ “You’re right—my mistake and your Tki Bar in tlie City it only one day. He doesn’t care for alxiye zero. The the is built up for eight I another process. The forms of flowers treat,’ or some such amiable chestnut, on record and the most remarkable oiler dress, or comfort, or good living, any or ten days before the eggs are put in, to ! and plants seem to be the most usual. WM MARTIN. Proprleter. ! The discovery is attracting much atten- hands the bill back to the man, still at of marriage ever made. It is a love let way. He has just one passion in life, thoroughly warm the hut, and after this ' tion among scientific inen.— London Court time it does not go out during the season full length, goes down into his trousers ter without a word of love and a proposal and that’s gambling. He is the first man which is from March until May. The Journal. pocket w ith his right hand and gets a of marriage that does not propose. Ev on the floor of the board always and the eggs are turned four times a day while Walia Walla had a visitation ot grass silver dollar, which he shoves into the ery line in it breathes admiration, affec last one to leave it. The excitement if ; hatching. The whole out6t of ati estab hoppers last Friday night. They came tion, devotion, unselfish desire for the la lishment which hatches over 200,(100 EtrOZEZISrE CITV. stranger’s hand, laughs, says ‘mistakes dy’s happiness, the writer’s sense of un the trading hours is tho ineat and drink j chickens a year does not, I am told, cost by millions, but the next morning had will happen,’ claps the man on the worthiness and his genuine adoration of of his life. He revels in it. Imagine, if j more than $25 and one man runs the ail left, their route being toward 1‘uget Next session begins on Monday, the 16th shoulder with a laugh and is gone with the lady he was addressing, but does not you can, the supreme delight to such a j whole machine, keeping the fires, buying sound. Nine years ago this summer the of September, 1889 Free scholarships from every coanty in the crowd, while the ticket buyer jams mention love.— Indianapolis Journal, man of running a corner such as he man and turning the eggs and selling the Walla Walla country was visited by the the State Apply to your County Superin chickens. There are in this incubatory fraternity, and much damage was done FOSITIVELV his money into his pocket and hurries in tendent. F k KE TUITION AFTER J AM. 1. 1»M). It is estimated that the progeny of a ipulated last December. But lie's almost 12 compaitments. each 70 feet long, 60 to fields and gardens. It is ho;>ed that Four Courses: Classical, Scientific, Lit to the tent where the elephants are bel single pair of English sparrows for ten parsimonious in his daily life. I saw feet wide and 16 feet high, and each of the insects have not returned for a This powder never varies. A marvel of erary and a short English Course in which years will be 275,616,083,098 birds. lowing. purity, strength and wholesonieaewi. More him at the theatre one time alone, sitting these compartments will hold 7500 eggs lengthy visit.— Wallowa Chieftain. there Is no Latin, Greek, French or German. «■ onomical than the ordina y kinds, and at a time or 90,000 eggs in all. It pro Ths English is pre-eminently a Business “But the fakir has got the ten dollar in a parquet seat without a soul to talk I cannot lie sold in com|H*tition with inulti- Com so For Catalogues «»r other informa duced last year more than 2:10,000 chick bill because when lie doubled that over f hide of low test, short weight alum or |>h«M- to. He's a oner; that's what he is."— en» and did the work of more than 20,- tion. address J. W. JOHNSON, | pliate powder. Sold only in cans. Rovai. in counting the seventeen he flip|>ed it 21) President. Chicago Mail. 000 liens. B aku «, l’ownr.i: < o . 166 Wall St., N. Y. A. E. Wood. W. T. Shsrtleff. J. I. KNIGHT & CO THE CIRCUS FAKIR. How the Short Change Man works it. REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE, McMinnville, Oregon • MONEY TO LOAN • i J. I. KNIGHT & CO WM. HOLL, <8. Watchmaker and Jeweler. CARLIN & HIGH. The St. Charles Hotel. --- ----- F. DIELSCHNEIDER, UNIVERSITY OF OREGON. Reliable Opposition Boot & Shoe Dealer. POWDER Absolutely Pure. Children Cry for Pitcher’s Castoria Children Cry for Pitcher’s Castoria.