Image provided by: Yamhill County Historical Society; McMinnville, OR
About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 31, 1889)
* » » MISCELLANEOUS. A VERY CURIOUS BIRD. POT-HOUSE POLITICS. rhe Character of tlie Thing* Engaged in Expounding its Merits. CJTJACOBS OIL Contented minds uro more cotulaelve to hap No one so old that he may not live a year, pine,» than riches, trlory to funic In our 11 b’- none so young but he may die to-day.— German work let us remember tlmt it will pr«St un imt Uitle if we-gaiu s world of wealth end lose con Proverb. „ tentment «nd hupplness.. PIANOS i--------- .-------- '» l*t"'‘ted Steel Tuninir |2 vice, lu in no other oth_______ ru use tue In Piano, , by which UQ ou, . 11. . o ....... __ «oc * ‘•4IU« —Tn Europ« it is customary to leave ITablts of the Maleo, a Queer Creator« tune OA W yeers, g.,ud 1 « fe, l(J0 _ ; nol J™« For Horses and Cattle. •told • In n cima by climate. No wood to split, break, swell,' Visiting cards on the graves of poets. Found In the Eastern Seaa. As a general thing the bar-room crack, decay, or w«ar out ; we guarantee it in Dorn the Fartli Krally Move? Recent, Prompt, Good Reeulte. Arc We 4« iluve Another W«rV This seems strange, when it is know n suit Rosewood Cues, 8 strings, double rei„,i Tlie maleo is about the size of a small politician is not attractive personally. Science says that it does, but we cannot help action; inset ivory keys; the E ubom ANTlsv, !* Some political prophets aver that we »¡>»11- ftwelllnc«. Mspontst, Ill-. May 11, 188«. that the occupants of tho graves are turkey, and not unlike one in appear He rarely pay« much attention to his wondering sometimes if there isn’t” some mis Be thut us it nmy.the buttle wutted hv medical " ' My mars caught cold; mult: «welled limbs: Call er write lor Catalogue, free. T. M ANTlJmr take about th when we see bow «tvbboraly oer science uguinst disease will never cease until always at home.—AT. 0. Picayune. PIANO CO.. Manufacturers, Odd Fellowj ’ Hail iTT* lamp tetween fore legs ance, and be'ongs to the family of meg- clothing or his general make-up, be tain old fogies cling to their musty ami anti we arrive ut that utopian epoch when the hu her with St. Jacob« Oil. ____ L. 0. GARDNEB. ket and beveutb streeta, Sou Fraucieeo, ' —It may be doubted whether the apodes, or “big-feet," which are also cause his time is completely absorbed quated ideas. It was believed once thut corp man family shall eeu-e to be afflicted with bod Th« Armi Palac« and Stock Car Co., sumption wa« Iqcnrablej and although Itbaa uilineuts. one of the most potent weapons Th© B©«t. 8t Clair Bld« . Tol«do. 0 Jun«, ’«I. practice of chewing gum has an injuri called “mound-builders.” with matters of great ]>olitical import. been clearly demonstrated that it is not, thou Hv CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH "" W« ch««rfuliy recommend Bt. Jacoba Oil a« th« sands of old-time physicians close their «»yes which the armory of medicine furnishes, is Hos ous effect on the eyes of the gum b««t for general use on «tock. H. AEM8 A CO. These latter are gallinaceous birds Ho is kept so busy saving the country an<>put their hands to their ears and refuse to tetter's Stomach* Bitter«, which is of special utility us a family remedy, as It is adapted to chewer, but it hurts the eyes of other (as are our common fowls or pheas that he has no time or energy to waste abandon the theory. Rut for all that the world lhe immediate relief and ultimate cure of those For 10 Months. Wlmboro. T«xa«. Jun«80,H. My horae wai hurt on hind leg; «uttered 10 months; moves on, ami Dr. l’ierce’s Golden Medical CS0S3 DIAMOND BIAND. people.— Somerville Journal. of the stomach, liver and bowels was cur«d by Bt. Jacob» Oil; ba» remained parma- ants), which are found in Australia and in removing grease spots on his rai Discovery continues to rescue sufferers from disorders Original, beat, only g4>nulne and which are of commonest occurrence, hulikes- ntn* W reliable pili fur aale. Never Fail —Lincoln County, Georgia, requires Papua, or New Guinea, and which lay ment or in manipulating a clothes consuinpives’ graves. It is a sure cure tjon, biliousness and constipation are Insep K\Aak for (TkicAa.fer g for this dreadful disease, if taken in time. AT DRUGGISTS AMD DIALERS. Diamond Brand, in red on the average only a day and a half of their eggs, and then scratch up and brush. The blush on his cheek is not All scrofulous diseases—and consumption is arable companions, ami these ailments are con*- tullfo b4>xe». »eal.-d with blue rib- nklely eradicated by the Bitters. Hut the reme THI CHARLEJ *. VOGELER CO.. Baltlmora, ME. bon. At l>ruK*lata. Accept VF court. At the last session tho only carry immenso quantities of sticks, caused by his glowing with heaven- included in the list—yield to it. dial scope of this superlatively wholeseme and u« other. All ptllg in paste- Ken.al medicine takes in also nervous ailmeuts, board boxea, pink wrapper», are a dan»--, prisoner who has been in jail In the leaves and earth over them, so that the born enthusiasm for tho just causotof The lazy man takes eight steps to avoid one.— rheumatism and kindney troubles; its action in oua counterfeit. Sen 4C. togJJrW*'* particular» aud “Relief for ¿ai££»to county for several years was lot go on heat of fermentation under a hot sun. the people, nor by the ruddy hue of Portugese Proverb. these, as in the other complaluts. being char letter, by return mail. 10,000 acterized by uuequaled thoroughness. FOR DYSPEPSIA. his own recognizance, tho prosecutor hatches them. These birds have ail robust health, but may safely be at For Rickets, Marasmus, and Wast LADIES who have u»ed them. Name Paper * I 1——♦— - ▲>D ALL «TOKACH TROUBLES BUCH Alt Chicheater Chemical Co.,Mtdi«on8q.,Phil«.lpae fuiling to appear. IndlfMlion, Soar-Stomach, Heartbura, Gid- The sick man sleeps when the doctor cannot. immense feet, well adapted for such a tributed toan inferior brandof whisky. ing Disorders of Children, dlnaaa Ounatipstion. FailnaM after ••rin«, Fo°* —Statistics lately published In En purpose, two or three times as large In The average pot-house mogul of small Mrott'N EmniMion of Pure Cod Liver Oil —Italian Proverb. lids, in Lha Mouth .nd dlaagraaabh teate after «•«- twovxB 6,000,000 people iteliove that A with HynophoMphites I n unequaled. The ra ■ £■« ... ■ tmvH l>eet to buy beeda ■• ttomdm ! aad Low-Splrite. caliber is tiie victim of many strange pidity gland show that tho world has 700 proportion as those of our turkeys. White Elephant of Siam, Lion of Eng with which children gain flesh and of the largeet ud U most reliable house, and tk t use At Druoo-^U amt Dea'er » or sent by mail <m re upon it is very wonderful. Read the land, Dragon of China, Cress of Switzer, Croesuses worth <5,000,(MX) or over, of Instead of using leaves and sticks and hallucinations. One of his pet delu strength eeivltfKeU. (5 bau» »1.1X1) >a tamps. SampU following: “I have used Scott’s Emulsion in whom 200 reside in England, 100 in the sand, tho maleo of Celebes uses the sions is that he is indispensable. . He cases of Rickets and Marasmus of long stand land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt- wnl or. receipt ifl-oent Stamp. Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chili, lhe ing, and have been more than pleased with the harbors an undelined sort of suspicion United States, 100 in Germany, 75 In gravel of the sea-beach alone to hatch Tffik CHARLES A VOGELER CO.. »sltlmr». D. M FERRY * CO ,re ’’ results, as in every care the improvement was Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin. acknowledged to tu th. -I To get these buy a box of the genuine France, 50 in Bussia, 50 in India an'I its eggs, and those eggs are extremely that the continuance of the planetary marked.”—J. M. M ain , M. D., New York. We wlali a few men to ' irgest Seedsmen j D r . C. M c L ane ’ s C elkbrated L iver 125 in other countries. Hell our goods by sample large in proportion to the size of the system, Somehow or other, rests on In tho world. ”1 P ills , price 2d cents, and mail us the out The piety that does not give is piety that does to the wbolsole and re- him. As for the political party to —There is anew high-wire act. Two bird. tall trade. Largestmaiia- D M F ekbt IC o ’» not “pay.”— Bongregationalcst. side wrapper with your address, plainly _________ Uluitrated Dew,», rs In -ur line. Enclose 2 cent stamp. Wages »3 per written, and 4 cents in stamps, we will r Day. men starting from different ends of a They do not make regular mounds, which ho claims to belong, or rather tire aud Priced Permanent position. No postals answered. "rurgalory Bullet». ” then mail you the abov^Jiit with an ak- Money advanced for wages, advertising, etc. 4'etl slack wire meet and pass each other, like their cousinB, tho megapodes of which he imagines belongs to him, he gant package of oleographic and chro SEED ANNUAL An excited Irishman lately rushed Into a Bou tennlal Maiiunh'lurlug Co , I'lnclnnnll.Ohln. going by on a waltz step. A woman Australia, but tho whole beach shows is perfectly sure that but for his sage ton drug store, having a “broken-un" appear malic cards. For 1880 counsel it would fall to pieces and re ance generally. “ Be Jabbers ” ! he yelled, “ Pin Big u dm riven nntvir Will be mailed rfltt F leming B ros ., P ittsburg , P a . actually dances on the wire, and a man a series of elovations and depressions, to all tppheanfa. and . - »'«' «into, nna all wrong entoircly. 1 want some shtult to sal satisfaction in th* < to laat Mar’« cuatemera Cures tn trots across it with a companion up like a rough, confused sea. Contrary solve itself into chaos. It is almost straighten me out. Some o' them '1‘urttatory The days are made on a loom whereof the without ordering it. larot«. Fl TO 6 DATB.^j cure of Gonorrhoea and Bullets’ will fix me, I’m thinkin'. What d’ye Qaar&nwed not w « right on his shoulders. to what we should imagino. the very impossible for tho small-bore dema tax Gleet. I prescribe Hand for thitn?” “What do you mean?” asked warp and woof are past and future time.— Emer MUM Blriotar«. ’ son. in existence. i should »end for it. Address feel safe in recommend —A lady saw a driver, angry with largo eggs aro not found at the very gogue to believe that his party could the clerk. "Purgatory Bullets,’ sor, somethin’ Mfd only by ths lolke that, they call thllil,” replied the man. survive a single campaign in case he ing it to all sufferer«. D- M. FERRY & CO., Detroit, Mich. his horses for some fanciod offense, bottom of tho depressions, nor on the "Shure, I’m in purgatory already, with head fr«u Chemical Ce. —A. J. STONER, H.D m about to lash them severely. She in summit of the mound of gravel, but in should pay the debt of nature—the ache and liver complaint, and bad Bhtoinach, k Cincinnati, VtiU-WE/G/fp Deeatur, III. (hr To»« a Day. Sample« worth FREE. and tlie divll knows what all.” The ch rk only debt, by the way, which he ever Ohio. Lines not under the horses feet. Write B rew . terrupted him by inquiring the way to shallow trenches, and on the slopes of PRICE, fl.00, „ passed out a vial of Dr. l’ierce’s Pleasant Purg _ ____ PU R W V strr ' b S afety R rin H older C o . .Holly,Mich. does pay. I Bold by DrugsiM ’ ative Pellets, and Pat went oil ’ contented. These a certain street, to a certain man’s the irregular hummocks. Trad» Pellets cure all derangements of liver, Instead of being a modern Atlas with little house, both of which sho knew very The natives of the island understand stomach and bowels. Sugar-coated, little larger than mustard seeds, and pleasant to take. Drug well. But the driver, too gallant not perfectly how to find them, by probing the whole world on his shoulders, he gists. to answer the lady's questions, had op in tho gravel with a flexible, dolicate himself is a burden grievous to be The eats that drive awny mice ar« as good as portunity for his temper to cool, and stick. If tho egg has been lately laid, borne. He wanders around, never al those that catch them.—German Proverb. restored the whip to its socket without and just covered, the gravel is very lit lowing himself to stray far away from striking a blow. tle packed, and easy to penetrate with the saloons, like an evil spirit seeking CONSUMPTION CURED. rest and finding none, and allowing uo- An old Dhysician, retired from practice, hav That “ poor back” is held responsible for more than its share of the sufferings of —Time, twentieth century. Placo, at the stick, Thon the gravel is scraped bod.v else to find any, either. He will ing had placed in his hands by an East India the polls. First Female Voter—“How away—the stick used again—and so mankind. II your dog bites a man who kicks it, do you blame the dog ? On the same missionary the formula of a simple vegetable halt gentlemen on the public high ways, remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of do you do, Mrs. XP Who are you going tho ogg is reached at last against nervousness, impure blood, and principle the kidneys utter their protest Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma, It is often throo or four feot below and unless they seek safety in flight, Consumption, to voto L>rT<fr governor?” Second Fe and all Throat and Lung Affections, also a posi to do extraordinary work in ridding the resulting constipation '1 hese force them he will inflict on such victims, in a tive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and male Voter—"O, I have not decided tho surface of the mound. The heat of result of effete matter retained in the system of the poisons which are the all Nervous Complaints, after having tested its whisky-laden whisper, whole libraries yet. The Republicans have put up Mr. tho boach, however, on which the trop wonderful curative powers in thousands of blood. Then the sufferer says the / back aches; the kidneys are tlis- of stale political lore and decayed cam cases, has felt it his duty to make it known to ical sun is ever shining, hatches the A. They say he’B very popular, and ..posed« “Not yet;” but they will ' his suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive be unless the nerves are strengthened, paign rubbish. sure to be elected. But Mr. B, his op eggs at this depth; for, after they are and a desire to relieve human suffering, I will lhe blood purified, and the constipation removed. These are the causes In regnrd to the actual services he send free of charge, to all who desire it, this re ponent, ho doesn't seem to have any once deposited and covered up, the cipe, in German, French or English, with full Compound removes them quickly, of kidney troubles, and Paine’s Celery friends at all, poor fellow; guess I'll parent birds tako no more notice of renders his party there will always be directions for preparing and using. Sent by With its tonic, purifying, and laxative effect, it also strengthens the weak --. an honest difference of opinion. There mail by addressing with stamp, naming this vote for him.” First Female Voter— thorn. paper, W. A. N oyes , Power s Block, Roches kidneys, making it almost infallible in curing all diseases of the nerves and kid- _________ The male birds, as well as the hens, is good reason to believe that this pos ter, N. Y. ________ “So will I.”— Yankee Blade. neys. If your hopes of cure have not been realized, try Paine’s Celery Com- —“What will it cost mo, Uncle Ras- dig up the gravel to form the mounds, tulant for pap does more to cause the Temperance is the moderate use of good things and total abstinence from bad things. pound; it gives perfect health to all who complain of “their poor backs.1 Price fl.00. tus, to have my coop whitewashed?” and throw up the material in perfect respectable element of his party to go — The Voice. S old bv D ruggists . S end for I llustrated P aper . “I kain’t tell yet, sah, till I makes an showers; and they do this in an odd over to the opposition than all the other estimate ob de size and dimonshuns.” way, and not scratching alternately, causes put together. The shrewder Shall Women be Allowed to Vote? The question-of female suffrage has agitated That night tho owner was disturbed by with both feet, like common fowls. The politicians and office-seekers perceive the Us superior excellence proven In millions of homes for tongues and pens of j-cfoj-iners Jur, many than a quarter of a century. It is used by the a loud noise in the hen-coop. "Hi, maloo poises himself on one leg, and that the unsavory but enthusiastic dem years, and good arguments have been adduced mpfe BURLINGTON, VERMONT. United States Goverument. Endorsed by the heads of agogue is in reality a dangerous Jonah, for and against it. Many of the softer sex the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest and most there!" he shoutod from an upper gives rapid digs with the other, the could vote intelligently, and many would voto Healthful. Dr Price s Ureain Baking Powder does not who should be promptly inserted into as their husbands did, and give no thought to oontain Ammonia, Lime or Alym. Sold only in cans. window, “what are you doing there?” largo foot, slightly webbed at the base PRICE BAKING POWDER CO.'- c merits of a political issue. They would all Ç dwîght ’ s / i “It’s Unc. Rastus,” was the reply, of the toes, being as large and effective the raging main if the ship is to be the NKW YORK CHICAGO 8T. LQU18 vote for I)r. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, f r saved, and they often do throw him they know it is a boon to their sex. It is un “and he’s flggerin’ on de sizo an’ dl- as a man’s hand. for the cure of leucorrhea, abnormal Although the explorers fi-em tho overboard; but he always bobs serenely equaled menshuns ob de coop.”— Harper's 11a- discharge, morning sickness, ami the countless Marchese found tho curious birds in up and swims to shore, or is picked up ills to which women are subject. It is the only tar. remedy for woman’s peculiar weaknesses and SOD by the rival craft. —“This Is the darndest place I ever great numbers upon the seashore, thoy ailments, sold by druggists, under a positive THE COW BRAND, Occasionally the small-bore politician guarantee from the manufacturers that it will was in,” exclaimed the bucolic gontle- could only got them by creeping up — TO MAKE —-X give satisfaction in every case, or money-» ill man at the theatre. “I’ve been look quite closo, and then running in and gets into power and sticks with the be refunded. See guarantee on wrapper around bottle. ________ DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD ing around for tho last half-hour and shouting; when, instead of running off, pertinacity of a postago stamp in a Cheerfulness is an excellent wearing quality. can't find the door." “Don't you see they took to thoir wings and perched pocket-book on a damp day. The tax It has been called the bright weather of the USE ,■ ... tho sign on that door?” asked the gen upon the forest trees which formed a payers discover that they are being heart. tlemanly usher. “Exit, that’s Latin, belt along tho beach. Hero thoy seemed robbed by a set of famished cormorants. PRICE' T ry O kiimka tor breakfast. and means the place where you go out.” to think themselves perfectly safe, and Then it is that the man whose property “Then why in time don’t it say so? I ono can be shot at a time, without put is being sold for taxes lifts his voice 50. CENTS. don't know nothing about dead lan ting to flight tho others. Thoy wore and a rebellions hoof and rails at the ABSOLUTELY PURE. 1 BY ----- FOR---- guages. ’Cause a feller can’t read found to be delicious eating, and thoir small-bore demagogue. An independ ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL Asthma^Coughs,' Colds," Croup, In /EIGHT. ent tidal wave sweeps over tho neigh Shopping by mail is quite a practice, and our skins, being uniquo, most valuable for Latin, he’s got to burn to death in case Ax has proven it satisfactory to buyer fluenza, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Whoop* borhood, and tho small-bore demagogue experience stuffing, for museums and collections. and seller. We offer to send postpaid—School inff-Couffm I» obi « or Voice, Incipient of fire, eh?”— Boston Transcript. *• aura <«ra that there in la a picture of a Cow on your package and you will have •• and his friends are left high and dry Handkerchiefs, border, each, 3c, 4c. 5c; Ladies ’ Tho maleo’s ogg is huge, in propor Consumption, and jail Jl'hroat and the th« beat brat Soda made. mods. TUJ£ c0 ^ BRAXD. unyn). —“Men,” said tho captain of the THE CÔ^ Handkerchiefs, border, each, 4c, 5c, tic, 10c; La when tho waters recede. dies’ Hdkfs., border, each, 15c, 20c, 25c; Ladies’ Eunir Trouble». steamer to tho frightened passengers tion to tho size of the body, and some \DWIGHT This style of politician prevails, in a Hdkfs., scalloped, each, 10c, 15c, 25c; I.adies' < J. R. CATES & CO./PROP’S. huddled about him, “it is truo wo are days elapses between the laying; and Hdkfs., embroidered, each, 12e, ISc, 25c, 50c; ’ Hdkfs., finq linen, 15Cj 20c, 25c; laidies’ 417 Sanaome Street, San Francisco, Cal. not gaining on the leak, but wo are tho question is, why should tho egg be more or less malignant typo, from Ladies Hdkfs., hemstitched, 25c, 50c; Silk Hdkfs., only fifteen miles from land, and if so disproportionuto to tho size of the Maine to the Rio Grande, and infests figured, 25c, 50c, 75c |I. >1,2.5; Silk Hdkfs., plain, every political party.— Texas Siftings. white or red, 45c, 75c, >1; Bandanas, two sizes, The BUYERS’OTTIDE la necessary wo can throw overboard bird? 7e, 10c; Men’s White Hdkfs., 5c, 15c, 25c, 50c; issued March and Sept, Tho theory of Doctor Guillemard, the small reduction in ’2-doz. and doz. lots. Men's 2,000 tons of freight to lighten ship. each year. It is an ency Neckties, light, 12c, 15c, 25c; Men's Neckties, VILLAGES OF RUSSIA. naturalist who describes them, is that clopedia of useful infor Thoro is no occasion for alarm. We dark, 15c, 25c, 50e; Men’« Kid Glove«, |I, >1.25, the eggs of these birds would bo ex mation for all who pur >1.50, >2; Mun ’ s Kid Gloves, fur top, >1, >1.25, havo several hundred casks of rum in The Deplorable Condition of Sixty Mil chase the luxuries or the >1.50; Men’s Buck Gloves, >1, >1.25, >1.40; Men’s lions of Ignorant Peaaanta. the hold that wo can------ ” “No occa posed to much risk if in an open nest, Buck Gauntlets, >1.25, >1.50; Men's Working necessities of life. We ean olothe you and furnish you with Tho idea of 60.01X1,000 of people be Gloves, 50e, 75c, >1; Men’s Woolen Gloves, 50c; sion for alarm!” exclaimed a tall Ken while buried as thoy aro they are com Ladies ’ Warm Mittons, 25c; Ladies ’ Wool Hose, all the necessary and unnecessary He says that the ing constantly upon the verge of starva- tuckian, turning pale with apprehen paratively safe. extra. 45c, 50c; Infants’ Wool Hose, extra, 20c, appliances to rido, walk, dance, sleep, Misses’ Wool Hose, 5 to H1,, 30c to 45c: sion. “Captain, do you intend to throw weight of such a mass of gravel must ticu is a startling one, yet there does 25c; eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church, Men’s Cotton Half Hose, 8c, 10c, 15e, 20c; Men’s bo taken into consideration, whon it or stay at home, and in various sizes, not seem to be any reason to doubt the Fancy Cotton Hose, 25c, B5c, 50c; Men’s Wool that rum overboard?”— Chicago Trib atyles and quantities. Just figure out will bo seen that no chick of ordinary truth of the author’s statement. The Half Hose, 25c, 35u, 45c; Garden Seeds, 25 papers une. assorted for >1: Rogers ’ Plated Teaspoons, L, what is required to do all thesA'thinga size could force its way through It to peasants are frightfully ignorant, and doz., >1.15; Rogers' Plated Butter Knives, each, —The average ago of locomotivos is COMFORTABLY, and you can make a fair the surface. Hence the necessity of a their inirs make them, to a certain ex 50c, 65c: White Undervests, ladies', 48c, 68c, >1, estimate of the value of the BUYEBB’ about twelvo yoars, yet many, through Red Cndervt sts, ladies’,75c, >1. >1.30, >1.50: GUIDE, which will be sent upon largo egg and a powerful chick; or, in tent, hellish. These mirs aro villago >1.30; Combination Suits, wool, red or white, each, proper habits of living, taking their receipt of 10 cents to pay postage, >2.25; Corsets, ,50c, 60< , >1. >1.25, >1.50, >3. If to other words, tho curious habit liasliocn governments, each one independent of meals regular and avoiding all Intoxi be registered, add 10c to above prices. Send MONTGOMERY WARD A CO. stamps, I’, o. or express order. Underwear of 111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Hla ■t- cating boverugoB attain quito a re adopted for tho preservation of tlie spe- tho other, and each peasant, while all kinds, Shoes, Rubber Goods, Notions and cios.— Golden Days. bound for life to his mir, has no ties many other goods by mail at a trifle above list spectable old ago. The oldest run connecting him with any other village. prices. Write for complete list of 3000 articles ning engine in Germany has been on at wholesale prices, in any quantity, to Nor havo the mirs any connecting links. Kniith'N ( ash Htorc, No. 41H Front tho road since 1845, and is conse GROWING SMALLER. Ht., Man Francisco <’••« To all intents and purposes tho mirs in quently forty-threo years old; quite a ¡N ► I Methuselah, in fact. With regard to Different Ways In Which Men Grow Puny Russia are independent Statos, with Seattle Dispensary, anti Inslgnllleant. nothing in common but the Government its habits it has always confined itself HE ATTLK. W . T. A young hid overheard a conversa tax gatherer. It is this fact that has atrictly to water, though it has boen NERVOUS of Vigor. Bnmlna’ . Losses, Weak Memory, Despoil .--Xjljy best and fastest threshers addicted to smoking all its life. It is tion which took place between his been the safety of tho Russian autoc aency, &c., due to excesses or abuse, cured, IN THE WORLD. sad to soo a locomotive grown prema father and Mr. II.. a neighbor, with racy, for were a concerted movement YOUNG MEN the effect« rretink .honM . of yq«th?uli©llie« ot indi«- I especially request those contemplating purchasing either an Engine or Thresher next turely old by getting on trains and run reference to a well-known inhabitant of to come tho General Government of tho U1<1 ftva11 themselves of our treatment. Having for the past four or fire years been trouble«! A positive cure guaranteed in every case. Syr hili« aeason to look up the record of the ADVANCE. It Is the only machine ever sold on the 'Pacific ning all night, but they are often mot tho place. The lad did not pay sufli- country would go down before It as with pimples and blotches on my face ami body, and ^h rJr?ry an<i vinereal Diseases all unnatural disae finding no relief in any of the chemically prepared charges, promptly and safelfcured. * Coast that has given entire satisfaction. cient attention to understand much that would a pile of sand before a breaking soaps with—in collisions.— Texas Siftings. and medicines prescribed for me by physicians, This remark, however, dam. In fact, tho authority of the I concluded to try your S. 8. 8. remedy, and have MIDDLE-AGED MENKc~ I also deal in Laundry Machinery, Marine Engines. All kinds of —FlagHtafT, Mo., is an interesting wits said. found great relief in the same, four bottles clearing K&HtWST’. r B»<*.Icons' Czar to-day rests upon two things — the struck him. “ Ho is, ” said Mr. H.. re town for two reasot-s. It always has a my skin entirely. I cheerfully recommend your Brass Goods, Inspirators, Injectors, Oilers, Reapers, Mowers. Miles Standish anvuig its citizens, and ferring to tho person respecting whom ignorance of the peasantry and thoir medicine to all who are in the position that I ha\o Chemical Fire Extinguishers, and Engines, Oils, been in. You can uso this letter ami my name as a lack of organization. they were conversing, “ he is growing the Standish farm covers the ground testimonial to the merits of the S. 8. 8. remedy. ft«“ tondTSitS’; m,.'ior «p™. cSasXt*« Belting, Hose, Wrenches, Etc. i z ?ent« in stamp« fur 1 he Young Mani smaller every day. ” Very truly yours, A lfred P. R obinson , It is a question, however, of great whore Benedict Arnold encamped on b riend or Guide to M adlock. 320Sansome St., San Francisco. Cal. The lad thought lie would sco if the interest how long this state of things his Quebec expedition, and where ho fur Send for our books on Blood and Skin Dis THE ONLY DEALER OF to sufferers, mailed free. erected a flagstaff, from which the remark were true. Tho next time he will last. If, as Stepniak says, the eases and a lvice THE THE VAN MONCISCAR SWIFT BPECIFIC CO.. met tile person, lie eyed him narrowly, PACIFIC COAST majority of those peasants are in want Drawer 3, Atlanta. <1». place received its name. G. W. Stand PRIVATE DISPENSARY. NOS. 13R and 134 THIRD STRFET, ish, one of the leading men of the but could see no diminution of his all the timo, if they absolutely have That ships JI. H. riHH,Ansayrr and Analytical Portland, Oregon. ~ town, is tho only remaining son of portly dimensions. Ho went to his not enough to oat for the larger part of Chemiat. Laboratory. 104 Find st.. Portland. 1» the only Private Dia- Miles Standish, who was the eighth father for an explanation of tho mean the year, a timo will come when thoy Or. Analyse« made of all substances. IwriNwy in Portland or on the Northwest Const, direct descent from Miles Standish, the ing of Mr. H.’s remark, and learned will move. Thoy tnay bo ignorant, but PI30SCURE FOR CONSUHPriQ N where patients arc succeaa- captain of Plymouth. G. W. Stand that there aro other ways of growing nd man is so ignorant that he can not fully treated h.rall NERV IM OPS, CHRONIC AND ish’s only brother. Miles, died seven small besides the lessening of tho bodily tell tho difference between hungor iind R1FINU/AY bhabicb , pkamka PRIVATE DISEASES in Ol ClflffRI, HA< H. Oafcler. Roenlsl form. repletion. Whon tho misery becomes youny or old. single or CAR LOADS. years ago, but ho loft a son Miles, now Ptenoa; Burdett Organa, band Instrumenta. Lai pes niarritd. such as Men grow smallor when they grow widespread onough, when the tooth of ateci of Sheet Miiaic and Books. Bands supplied a twenty-two years old. aad G. W. has a U»ST MANHOOD. Kaatern Prioea MATTHIAS GRAY OO,. Ed P-» penuriflns. Examples of this kind of starvation presses down hard enough, Street, son Miles, who is four years old. San Franciser Nervous debility, aeniinal hisa-s. faibng memory, growth aro quite common. “ There something will happen. Tho history syphilitic eruptions, ef - Young lady (at dinner, sadly, to All sizes in stock from 40 fects of mercury, kidney goes a man, ” stud a princely merchant of the world has shown often that partner)—“I was forcibly reminded .. pounds to 1,2^0. ami bladder troubles, gon. orrhest, gleet, stricture etc. The parasite«, of which we five cut below, d f *• Send for REDUCED PRICES. yesterday, Mr. Larkins, of tho opening of New York to a friend from tho coun under certain conditions in society a I , covered by us, are the direct cause of Catarrh CONsrLTATION FKF.K. Remember it is a pleasure tç show words of the poem, T never lovod a try ns ho passed a man in the street- - spark is only needed to set fire to the and ConaumpHon, also many other disease«. goods or answer question* If y°° JR. PIERCt’S NEWIELT dear gazelle.’ ’’ Mr. Larkins (with “There goes a man who was very lib train. It might begin in Russia with * pan not cal) write eral before he became rich, or before knocking down a tax gatherer. And ANO SUSPENSORY, interest)—“Yoe!” Young Lady—"Yes; t Pts I. Get, H ’?i7)C(ires all Nervous and Chronic DIs- I was presented with a lovely little there was a prospect of his becoming when it does begin tho result will be • a1,?« of both sexes. Priced rich." fearful. Tho atrocities of the French lamb which I tenderly nursed and *6 and upward, send 2c ' so When the man in question was doing revolution would cease to bo talked of, for sealed pamphlet No. 2. cared for through tho summer, and of KrPTI RE. If ruptured- Magnified 560 Tim««. a small business ho was very liberal for those in Russia will east them into send atante for Pamphlet No. 1. which I grew very fond. Yesterday •’II.F.S. New Invention. Send îc-, V »tamp Some tho shade. As tho Russian Czars and Tmaplno million« of these animalcule in tho the poor little creature broke its leg in proportion to his moans. ferPamphlet No. a. Ad lr.-vr; „ »V nose, throat and lunes, as well as the minute thought he gave away more than was nobility havo sewn so shall they reap. W. B.T- 4'0 , 7'M Sacramento St., San Francisco,* Cap eustachian tubes leading from the Mefc part and it became necessary to kill it. I've of the throat to the middle ear, and you will felt so distressed over lhe matter." proper anti right. When lie was worth Of course there will be great wrongs imagine the misery they can produce. Thou ///" S i. father than thè CMspest Mr. Larkin—“It is indeed, Miss Brown, an hundred thousand dollars ho gave done; of course tho persons who have •Anda are swallowed when the pat lent is asleep, causing kidney and liver trouble, headache, away less than when he began business brought; it about will escape, for in the truly sad." Young lady—“Ah, yos. blood poison, fencrnl debility, etc. We have a specific for destroying them and e Mr. Larkins, and the piece do resist on a capital of two or three thousand. vengeance of Ya»'es the innocent suffer SIson Porti.,«rf, Oreron. from the blood. V«e the CAI When he was worth half a million, il for the guilty. 'The sins of the fathers .■ .i .1 . impili, nr,li. . ,.h iii . iik ,tinti. ,«t:1|» ance of to-day’s dinner is all that is llMm.1 rei,ut.grow.,.g populartty. Shccthani, Common SchooianS fienmmihlp Den rt- left of my poor little lamb. It nearly was with great difficulty that he could will be visited up’in thoohildrep. And 3TM HECTfHC LIMiMEMT to apply, meni». Ntudvnts admtlled al auy * ime ( a'r =J o la bad. use the CAIIFO«MlA POSITIVE AND breaks my heart. Won t you have he induced to give away any thing at who shall say. when those Hns ¡ire con-' atomaeh loglio »"d »pcijnu'fs of nei m m.htp.ent fi. è. MGATIVT ElECTMC SYSTEM BimPliTitbixhta up the €/) ÛC J. S. MENI O.toe .. s. b. SRIIxTROXH, rr|,. a small piece of the crisp fat, Mr. lar- all. His wealth had grown largo; his sidered. that this will be unjusL — Cur system at id purine« the poisoned blood. They ar«' manufactured from roots, herbs aul flowers kins? It is simply delicious.”— Upoeh. soul had growu small.—AT. K Ledger. rent Literature. b aam PENNYROYAL PILLS Diamond Vera “Cura Ferry’s Seeds SALESMEN hi My Poor Back! WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors, D wight ’ s C ow -B rand S oda °"S aleratu $. O D r . SPINNEY? rJ Bolls! PRICES GREATLT RED» * CALIFORNIA DiSWERY PROMOTES DIGESTION —When you see a man carrying a book Ixtaring on tho cover tho title. “Great Expectation»," or "Our Mutual Friend,” don't rush to the conclusion that he is going to read Dickens. Many of tho dainty volumes so labelled are hollow, except that they contain a half pint whisky flask. By touching a spring the mouth of the flunk springs into view, all ready for a “nip.” So popular are these flasks that a Cham bers street flrm offers them for sale under the name of “Temperance Book Flasks. X. K Tribune. —In order to appreciate success we must, know fniluie,. and our greatest —A woman with a patent button suivess«“- consist not in never failing faatener, has been doing the towns in but in persistently conquering such fail Eastern,Washington, says the Seattle ures. /W intelltgeneer. Walking quickly —We are prone to forget what we do up to a staid old gent on the street she know;-whereas we should consider.that I will dexterously clip a button from his whatever good thing wo lenow is only coat before ho lets loose of the idea so far good to ns as it is remembered to that she is going to hug him, and when purpose. — Diehard Cecil. he ex]K>stulates she produces her but Me SSaft-r Remedv can be «Mind tor ton fastener and instantly replacée the Coagh« anil Colds, or any trouble of the Throat, button, tight and eolid. Of course ho than "Hrinm's Hmnchial' Trochril' Frice ets. SoM only is torrs. buy» a Ijpx of the fasteners, and the lady-eeeke another TictiiD to practice Tn this world full often our joys are only the tender shadows which our sorrow cast— Iktcher. her arte ujior.. that grow in California, and are safe for child* ren. They never fail. The Cough Cure is ex* cellent for Coughs, Colds, r—_ urns— Cronp, Ae.. no child wil I ever Q die with croup when this i« T used. Onr liniment killspa nW instantly, rive our Trade Mark STIMULATES! LIVER WELL EVERY DRILLS li FOR RORPOIE. Sold on Trial ! CS s 5* CURES A sthma M C hills '»F ever D yspepsia TAKI NO CHANCKR; MEXICAN SALVE THE MCOHOL GREAT MEALER Cure« Cut*. Sore*, Salt Rheum, Bella. Pimp lea. Friona. Skin Diaeaara, and all ailmenta for which a naive is suitable. For taking out aorrneaa and healing it acta like magic. W cents i box. at ail druggiate. I GOULDS A AUSTIN, 1»T A IN CHICACO. ILL. N. P. N. U. No. 387-«. F. N. U. No. 341 I f REGULATES liSOWELs PORTLAND, ORECON