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MISCELLANEOUS.
A VERY CURIOUS » ihm .
—Tn Europe it is customary to leave
visiting cards on the graves of poets.
This seems strange, whon it is known
that the occupants of the graves aro
always at home.— N. 0. Picayune.
—It may be doubted whether the
practice of chewing gum has an injuri
ous effect on the eyes of the gum
chewer, but it hurts the eyes of other
people.— Somcrcille Journal.
—Lincoln County, Georgia, requires
on the average only a day and a half of
court. At the last session the only
prisoner who has been in jail in the
county for several years was lot go on
his own recognizance, tho prosecutor
failing to appear.
—Statistics lately published in En
gland show that tho world has 700
Croesuses worth
000,000 or over, of
whom 200 reside in England, 100 in the
United States, 100 in Germany, 75 in
France, 50 in Russia, 50 in India an'1
125 in other countries.
—There is anew high-wire act. Two
men starting from different ends of a
slack wire meet and pass each other,
going by on a waltz step. A woman
actually dances on the wire, and a man
trots across it with a companion up
right on his shoulders.
—A lady saw a driver, angry with
his horses for Borne fancied offense,
about to lash them severely. She in
terrupted him by inquiring the way to
a certain street, to a certain man's
house, both of which sho knew very
well. But the driver, too gallant not
♦o nnswer the lady’s questions, had op
portunity for his temper to cool, and
restored the whip to its socket without
striking a blow.
—Time, twentieth century. Place, at
the polls. First Female Voter—“How
do you do, Mrs. X? Who are you going
to vote fofflow governor?” Second Fe
male Voter—"O, I have not decided
yet. Tho Republicans have put up Mr.
They fay he’s very popular, and
suro to be elected. But Mr. B, his op
ponent, he doesn't seem to have any
friends at all, poor fellow; guess I’ll
vote for him." First Female Voter—
"So will I.”— Yankee Blade.
—“What will it cost m), Undo Ras-
tus, to have my coop whitowashod?”
“I kain’t tell yet, sah, till I makes an
estimate ob de size and dimonshuns.”
That night the ownor was disturbed by
a loud noise in tho hen-coop. “Hi,
there!” he sliou'.od from an upper
window, "what are you doing there?”
“It's Unc. Rastus," was the reply,
and he’s liggerin’ on de size an’ di-
menshuns ob de coop."— Harper's Ba-
Habits of the Mateo, a Queer Creature
Found In the Eaatern Beaa.
POT-HOUSE
POLITICS.
The Character of the Thing»« Engaged In
Expounding Its Merits.
As a general thing the bar-room
politician is not attractive personally.
He rarely pays much attention to his
clothing or his general make-up, be
cause his time is completely absorbed
with matters of great political import.
Ho is kept so busy saving the country
that ho has no time or energy to waste
in removing grease spots on his rai
ment or in manipulating a clothes
brush. The blush on his cheek is not
caused by his glowing with heaven-
born enthusiasm for the just cause of
the people, nor by the ruddy hue of
robust health, but may safely be at
tributed toan inferior brandof whisky.
The averago pot-house mogul of small
caliber is the victim of many strange
hallucinations. One of his pet delu
sions is that ho is indispensable. - lie
harbors an undefined sort of suspicion
that the continuance of the planetary
system, somehow or other, rests on
him. As for the political party to
which ho claims to bolong, or rather
which ho imagines belongs to him, he
is perfectly sure that but for his sage
counsel it would fall to pioces and re
solve itself into chaos. It is almost
impossible for tho small-boro dema
gogue to believe that his party could
survive a single campaign in case ho
should pay the debt of nature—the
only debt, by the way, which he ever
does pay.
Instead of being a modern Atlas with
the wholo world on his shoulders, he
himself is a burden grievous to be
borne. He wanders around, never al
lowing himself to stray far away from
tho saloons, like an evil spirit seeking
rest and finding none, and allowing no
body else to find any, either, lie will
halt gentlemen on tho public highways,
and unless they seek safety in flight,
he will inflict on such victims, in a
whisky-laden whisper, whole libraries
of stale political loro and decayed cam
paign rubbish.
In regard to tho actual services he
renders his party there will always be
an honest difference of opinion. There
is good reason to beliovo that this pos
tulant for pap doos moro to cause the
rospectablo eloment of his party to go
over to the opposition than all the other
causes put together. Tho shrewder
politicians and office-seekers perceive
that the unsavory but enthusiastic dem
agogue is in reality a dangerous Jonah,
who should be promptly inserted into
tho raging main if tho ship is to be
saved, and they often do throw him
overboard; but ho al ways bobs serenely
up and swims to shore, or is picked up
by tho rival craft.
Occasionally the small-bore politician
gets into power and sticks with the
pertinacity of a postage stamp in a
pocket-book on a damp day. Tho tax
payers discover that they are being
robbed by a set of famished cormorants.
Then it iB that the man whose property
is being sold for taxes lifts his voice
and a rebellious hoof and rails at tho
small-boro domagogue. An independ
ent tidal wavo sweeps over tho neigh
borhood, and tho small-boro demagogue
and his frionds aro left high and dry
when tho waters recede.
This stylo of politician prevails, in a
moro or less malignant typo, from
Maine to the Rio Grande, and infests
overy political party.— Texas Siftings.
No one bo old that he may' not live a year,
none so young but he may die to-day.— German
Proverb.
Doc« Hit Earth lira Uy Move?
Contented minds are more conducive to hap
pl ileus t han riches, glory to fame. In oilf h«**“
work let us retnember that It will pr<dit us nui
little if we gtfiu a world of wealth aud lune con
teutinvut and liuppinesS.
Are Wr to Have Another ll’ur?
JUACOBS OH
For Horse«
and
Cattle.
Racent, Prompt. Good Result..
m rrennunia. 25,000 In ui
20 yvara ErtablUhed
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n u«' In no other Piano, by which our L
•taii.l In tune 20 years, good for 100 ; not
by clliaate. No wood to .pllt, break, aw,’
crack, decay, or wear out; we guarantee IL in ’
gant Koeewood Caws, 8 «tring», double ren«,»,.*
action; ttne.t Ivory keys; the Pamoiu Ah risvi7*
Call or write for Catalogue, tree. T. M ANTloin .
PIANO CO., Mniiufacturera, Odd Fellow.’ Hall ir*
ket and Seventh street«, San Fraaclacu,
’
The nialeo is about the size of a small
Science say« that it doe«, but we cannot help
Some politics! prophets aver that we Hhall.
Rwelllnri.
Mepon««t, Ill.. M*y 11. IBiS.
wondering sometimes if there isn’f some mis Be that as it mav,the battle waged by medical
Sv L. ca««ht cold. r««u!t: .welled limb«:
turkey, and not unlike one in appear
take atw>ut it, when we see how stubixirnly cer science against dUease will never cease until
lamp
between
fore
lege and inftamm
tain ola fogies “ling to their musty and anti we arrive at that utopian epoch when the hu
ance, and belongs to the family of ineg-
her with 8t. Jacob« Oil.
L. 0. GARDNER.
quated idcus. It was believed once that con man family shall cease to be afflicted with bod
apodes, or “big-feet,” which are also
The Arms Palace and Stock Car Co.,
sumption was incurable, and although it has ily ailments. One of the most potent weapons
Th© Heat. St Clair Bldf . Toledo, 0 , Juae. ’M.
been clearly demonstrated that it is not, thou which the armory of medicine furnishes, is Hos
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
called “mound-builders.”
We cheerfully recommend St. Jacobi. Oil aa the
sands of old-time physicians close their eyes
beat for «.neral u.±en atock K. AEM8 © CO.
’« Stomach Bitters, which is of special
These latter are gallinaceous birds
anir-put their hands to their ears and refuse to tetter
utility as a tamilv remedy, as it is adapted to
For 10 Month«. Winaboro, Texas. JnnelO. tS.
abandon the theory. But for all that the world the immediate relief and ultimate cure of those
(as aro our common fowls or pheas
ily terse waa hurt ou hind leg, auilered 10 month«;
BID CBOSS DUROND 1UXD.
moves on, and Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical disorder« of the stomach, liver and bowel«
wu cured by St. Jacoba Oil; baa remained perma-
ants), which are found in Australia and
Discovery continues to rescue sufferers from which are of commonest occurrence. Indiges
OrlslMl, b««t, only «rnulne an.l
aent.______________ w
CL1MI.
reliable pili lor tale. Never Fail.
consumpives’ gravea. It is a sure
cure tion, biliousness and constipation are insep
I’apua, or New Guinea, and which lay
¡^Aak for fhicheetert blnglishi
for this dreadful disease, if taken in time. arable companions, and these ailments are com-
AT DRUGGISTS AND DIALERS
Diamond Brand,
red me-
their eggs, and then scratch up and
All scrofulous diseases—and consumption is pit trly eradicated by the Bitters. But the reme
tall‘a boxes, aealeti with blue rib.
included in the list—yield to it.
THI CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Biltimor«, Md.
bon At i>rug<i.t«. Accept
dial scope of this superlatively wholesemc and
carry immense quantities of sticks,
lie other. All pill* la paste-
v
g«*n.al medicine takes in also nervous ailineuts,
board boxes, pink wrappers, are a dan».^
The lazy man takes eight steps to avoid one.— rheumatism and kindney troubles; its action in
leaves and earth over them, so that the
oua coui.terrelL Send 4C.
Portugese Proverb.
particular» aud "Kellef f(,r LadteaVi.
these, as in the other complaints, being char
heat of fermentation under a hot sun,
litter, bv return mail. 10,000
acterized by unequaled thoroughness.
for dyspepsia .
L ADlES who have used them. Name Paper
hatches them. These birds have all
For Rickets, Marasmus, and Wast
AID 111 IT0MÀCH TXOUBLXB BTTCB All
Chichester Cheiukal Co., Madl«onb4.,Phils.,pai
immonse feet, well adapted for such a
The sick man sleeps when the doctor cannot.
tB41>mloa. «.ar Blomxcb,
X.U», JU-
ing Disorders of Children,
41a,.a Cue.tl palina. Fullnaaa aliar «»UM. root
Mcott'ti fCnialaion of Pure (’<><1 Liver Oil —Italian Proverb.
purpose, two or three times aa large in
rr-ov™ 6,000,000 people beliovo thatx
Siala« ir th. lioulh Bail dlaagr.aabU UaU aft«» a»b-
with Hypophosphites I n unequaled. The ra
—i- ■■
pays lieet to buy Seed«
lag. M«rroun«M aad Law-Splrita.
proportion as those of our turkeys.
White Elephant of Siam, Lion of Eng
of the largest and moot reliable house, and tL/ use
pidity with which children gain flesh and
At DrufffitU and Dea eri or ient by matt ai re
strength
upon
it
is
very
wonderful.
Bead
the
land,
Dragon
of
China,
Creaa
of
Switzer,
Instead of using leaves and sticks and
eeipltfZicU
11
turxee
»1
.00)
“
*
etampe.
Sample
following: "I have used Scott’s Emulsion in land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt-
sand, tho maleo of Celebes uses the
eases of Rickets and Marasmus of long stand Double Eagle of Rushia, Star of Chili, Trie
ant on receipt <if Voent Stamp.
ing, and have been more than pleased with the
gravel of tho sea-beach alono to hatch
THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Riltl«»«.
D. M FERRY 4 CO >ra
results, as in every ease th** improvement was Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin.
acknowledged u> bo the
To get iheae buy a box of the genuine
marked.”—J. M. M ain , M. D., New York.
its eggs, and these eggs are extremely
We wteh a few men to
k;' argest Seedsmen
D r . C. M c L ane ’ s C elebrated L iver
sell our goods by »ample
larro in proportion to the size of the
In tho world.
to the wiiolaale and re-
The piety that does not give is piety that does P ills , price 2.*) cents, and mail us the out
^D M. F eiiryaco ’3
bird.
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tall
trade.
Largest
uihiih
-
side
wrapper
with
your
address,
plainly
not “pay.”— Bongregoiionalcst.
j Illustrated. Descrin.
line. Enclose 2 cent stamp. Wages per
written, and 4 cents in stamps. We will frs in our
They do not mako regular mounds,
tive and Priced
Permanent position. No postalsans Were u.
then mail you the abov^liat with an ele Day.
“Purgatory Bullets.”
Money advaneedfor wages, advertising, etc. <’en
liko their cousins, tho megapodes of
SEED ANNUAL
Ail excited Irishman lately rushed into a Bo«- gant package of oleographlc and chro teunial UaiiiiHlciuriug <0 , <’incinnati,Ohiu.
Australia, but the whole beach shows
toil drug store, having a “brokeu-uo" appear malic tards.
For 1880
Will bo mailed fREE
ance generally. "Be Jabbers”! he yelled, “I’m
Bi< u t>u tiven anrw-
F leming B ros ., P ittsburg , P a .
a series of elevations and depressions,
to
ail
applicant«, and
all wrong entoirely. I want some shtuff to
sal satisfaction In lb.
r .t to lOHt year’« customers
Cure» In 'M«
like a rough, confused sea. Contrary
straighten me out. Some o’ them ‘Puifcatory
wi bout ordering it. Inr.il„.
Fl TO 5 DATB.^j cure of Gonorrhea and
The days are made on a loom whereof the
Bullets’ will fix me, I’m thinkin’. What d’ye
Gaar&aUed not «1 Gleet. I prescribe Hand
Earli«it Cauliflower :
to what wo should imagine, the very
tax for thim?” “What do you mean?” asked warp and woof are past and future time.— timer-
mom Slriolure-
’
in
L i Ben(i for
or, lt F,,,wer
1Sw<
iu «xiEtence.
exiacenuc.
i ’ should
Address
feel safe In recommend-
the clerk. "Purgatory Bullets,’ sor, somethin' non.
largo eggs aro not found at the very
Mid
only
by
th«
loike that, they call thim,” replied the man.
Ins
It
to
al)
sufferers.
O-
M.
FERRY
&
CO.,
Detroit,
Mich.
bottom of tho depressions, nor on the
l«l bui CbtmlolCB. — A. J. STOSSB, M.D_
“Shure, I’jn in purgatory already, with head
ache and liver complaint, and bad shtomach,
t Cincinnatl.HBj R
summit of the mound of gravel, but in
Daeatur, III.
Vûu.
To • « a I>ay. Sample, worth »1.50, FREE.
and the divil knows what all.” The clerk
Lines not miller the horses foot. Write S kew ,
shallow trenches, and on tho slopes of
PRICE. *1.00. .
passed out a vial of Dr. Pierro’s Pleasant Purg I
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PURE
____
,
stkr ’ s Sarm-v lists H oldzk Co*.It oil y , j|
I Sold by Drugclatn. '
ative Pellets, and i’at went off contented. These
Trade
the irregular hummocks.
little Pellets cure all derangements of liver,
The natives of the Island understand
stomach and bowels. Sugar-coated, little larger
than mustard seeds, and pleasant to take. Drug
perfectly how to find them, by probing
gists.
in the gravel with a flexible, dolicate
The cats that drive away mice ar« as good as
stick. If tho egg has been lately laid,
those that catch them.—Germa?* Proverb.
and just covered, the gravel is very lit
tle packed, and easy to penetrate with
CONSUMPTION CURED.
>
An old physician, retired from practice, hav
the stick. Then the gravel is scraped
That “poor back” is held responsible for more than its share of the sufferings of
ing had placed in his hands by an East India
away—the stick used again—and so
dog
mankind. . II your
r
_ bites a man who kicks it, do you blame the dog? On the same
missionary the formula of a simple vegetable
remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of
tho egg is reached at last
against nervousness, impure blood, and
principle the kidneys utter their protest
Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma,
It is often throo or four feet below
to do extraordinary work in ridding the
and all Throat and Lung Affections, also a posi
resulting constipation rl liese force them
tive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and
tho surface of tho mound. The heat of
result of effete matter retained in the
system of the poisons which are the
all Nervous Complaints, after having tested it«
tho beach, however, on which the trop
wonderful curative powers in thousands of
back aches; the kidneys are dis-
blood.
Then
the
sufferer
says
the
cases, has felt it his duty to make it known to
ical sun is ever shining, hatches the
his suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive
be unless the nerves are strengthened,
..■cased. “Not yet;” but they will
eggs at this depth; for, after they are
and a desire to relieve human suffering, I will
removed. These are the causes
the blood purified, and the constipation
send free of charge, to all who desire it, this re
onco deposited and covered up, the
cipe, in German, French or English, with full
Compound
removes them quickly,
of
kidney
troubles,
and
Paine
’
s
Celery
directions for preparing and using. Sent by
parent birds tako no moro notice of
mail by addressing with stamp, naming this
effect, it also strengthens the weak
W:*.h its tonic, purifying, and laxative
thorn.
paper, W. A. N oyes , 1& Powers Block, Roches
curing all diseases of the nerves and kid-
kidneys, making it almost infallible in ]J
ter, N. Y.
The male birds, as well as the hens,
been realized, try Paine’s Celery Com-
neys. If your hopes of cure have not
dig up tho gravel to form tho mounds,
Temperance is the moderate use of good
things and total abstinence from bad things.
pound; it gives perfect health to all who complain of “their poor backs.” Price $1.00.
and throw up the material in perfect
—The Voice.
S old by D ruggists . S end for I llustrated P aper .
showers; and thoy do this in an odd
way, and not scratching alternately,
Shall Women be Allowed to Vote? i
The question -of female suffrage has agitated
with botli foot, liko common fowls. The
Us superior excellence proven ln millions of homes for
the tongues aud pens of ^reformers Jvr, many mpfe
than a quarter of a century. It 1 b used by the
nialeo poises himself on one leg, and
BURLINGTON, VERMONT.
years, and good arguments have been adduced United fltatra Government. Endorsed by the heads of
for aud against it. Many of thO softer sex the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest and most
gives rapid digs with the other, the
could vote intelligently, and many would vote Healthful. Dr Price's Cream Baking Powder does not
largo foot, slightly webbed at tho base
as their husbands did, and give no thought to contain Ammonia, Lime or Alnni. Hold only in cans.
PRICE BAKING POWDER CO.'-
^DWIGHT’S/
tiie merits of a political issue. They would all
of the toes, being as large and effective
NSW YORK
CHICAGO
8T. LOUIS
vote for Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, f- r
as a man's hand.
they know it is a boon to their sex. It is un
equaled for the cure of leucorrhea, abnormul
Although the explorers from the
discharge, morning sickness, and the countless
ills to which women are subject. It is the only
Marchesa found tho curious birds in
remedy for woman’s peculiar weaknesses mid
SOO
a
ailments, sold by druggists, under a positive
I'his is the darndest placo I ever great numbers upon tho sonHhore, thoy
THE COW BRAND.
guarantee from the manufacturers that it will
could
only
got
them
by
creeping
up
was in,” exclaimed the bucolic gentle
— TO MAKE —
give satisfaction in every case, or money-will
be refunded. See guarantee on wrapper around
man at tho theatre. “I’vo been look quite closo, and then running in and
bottle.
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or
ing around for tho last half-hour and shouting; when, instead of running off,
Cheerfulness is an excellent wearing quality.
can’t find the door.” “Don’t you see they took to thoir wings and perched
USE
It lias been called the bright weather of the
the sign on that door?” asked tho gou- upon tho forest trees which formed a
neart.
tlemanly usher. "Exit, that’s Latin, belt along tho beach. Hero they seemed
PRICE-
T ry G ermka for breakfast.
and moans the place where you go out." to think themselves perfectly safe, and
Then why in timo don’t it say so? I ono can be shot at a time, without put
50.
CENTS.
ABSOLUTELY PURE.
don’t know nothing about dead lan- ting to flight the othors. They were
------ FOB-----
guages.
’Cause a feller can’t read found to be doliciouB eating, and their
ALWAYS
UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT.
Asthma,Coughs,'
Colds,
-
Croup,
In
Shopping by mall 1« quite a practice, and our
Latin, he’s got to burn to death in case skins, being unique, most valuable for
experience has proven it siltlsfactory to buyer fluenza, BronehitiH, Catarrh, Whoop-
stuffing,
for
museums
and
collections.
>• awe that there Is a picture of a Cow on your package and you will have
and seller. We offer to send postpaid—School inc-Cough, L qhh of Voice, Incipient
of Are, eh?”— Boston Transcript.
Handkerchiefs, border, each, lie. 4c. be; Ladles' Consumption, aud Jail ^Throat and
The maleo's egg is huge, in propor
the beet Soda made.
THK COW BÏMJÎD.
Men," said the captain of the
Handkerchiefs, border, each. 4c, 5c, tic, 10c; La I-unff Troubles.
dles’ lldkfs., border, each, 15c, 20e, ’25c; Ladies’
steamer to tho frightened passengers tion to the size of the body, and some
DWIGHT^/
Hdkfs.,
scalloped,
each,
10c,
15c,
25c;
Ladies'
< J. R. CATES & CO.,' PROP'S.
huddled about him, ‘'itistruowe aro days elapses between the laying; and
Hdkfs., embroidered, each, 12c, IKe, 25c, 50c;
tho
question
is,
why
should
tho
egg
be
Ladies
’
Hdkfs..
lino
linen,
15c,
20e,
25c;
Ladies'
•117 Sansoiue Street, Sait Francisco, Cal.
not gaining on tho leak, but wo are
lldkfs., hemstitched, 25c, 50c; Silk Hdkfs.,
figured, 25e, 50e, 75c »1, »1,25; Silk lldkfs., plain,
only fifteen milos from land, and if so disproportionate to tho size of the
white or red, 45c, 75c, »1; Bandanas, two sizes,
The BUYEB8’ GUIDE is
necessary we can throw overboard bird?
LERATUS
7c, 10c; Men's White Hdkfs., 5c, 15c, 25c, 50c:
issued March and Sept.,
The theory of Doctor Guillemard, the
small reduction in '.«-doz. and doz. lots. Men’s
2,000 tons of freight to lighten ship.
each year. It la an ency
Neckties, light, 12c, 15c, 25c; Men’s Neckties,
VILLAGES OF RUSSIA.
naturalist
who
describes
them,
is
that
clopedia of useful infor
There is no occasion for alarm. We
dark, 15c. 25c, 50c: Men's Kid (¡loves, »1, »1.25,
mation for all who pur
huvo several hundred casks of rum in the eggs of these birds would bo ox- The Deplorable Condition of Sixty Mil- »1.50, |2; Men’s Kid (¡loves, fur top, »1, »1.25,
Z. T. WRIGHT,
chase the luxuries or the
»1.60; Men’s Buck Gloves, »1, »1.25, »1.40; Men’s
lions of Ignorant Peasants.
the hold that we can------ ” “No occa posed to much risk if in an open nest,
necessities of life. We
Buck Gauntlets, »1.25, »1.50; Men’s Working
while
buried
ns
they
nro
they
are
com
Foot
of
Morrison
Street,
Portland, Oregon.
can olothe you and furnish you with
Tho idea of 60,000,000 of people be (¡loves, 50c, 75c, »1; Men's Woolen (¡loves, 50e;
sion for alarm!” exclaimed a tall Ken
Ladles' Warm Mlttons, 25c; Ladles’ Wool Hose,
all the necessary and unnecessary
He says that the ing constantly upon th‘ verge of starva extra,
tuckian, turning pale with apprehen paratively safe.
45c, 50c; Infants’ Wool Hose, extra, 20c,
General Agent for the
appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep,
Misses' Wool Hose, 5 to s',, ;t0e to 45c:
sion. “Captain, do you intend to throw weight of such n mass of gravel must tion is a startling or.j, yet there does 25c;
eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church,
Men's Cotton Half Hose, tic, 10c, inc, 20c: Men’s
be
takon
into
consideration,
when
it
or
stay
at
home,
and
in
various
sizes,
not seem to bo any reason to doubt the Fancy Cotton Hose. 25c. B5c. 60e: Men's Wool
that rum overboard?”— Chicago Trib-
styles and quantities. Just figure out
will be seen that no chick of ordinary truth of tho author’s statement. The Half Hose, 25e, 85c, 45c; Garden Seeds, 25 papers
assorted for It: Rogers’ Plated Teaspoons. Lr
what is required to do all theai'thinga
Bizo could force its way through it to peasants are frightfully ignorant, and <4.
>z„
»1.15;
Rogers
’
l'lated
Butter
Knives,
each,
COMFORTABLY, and you can make a fair
—The averago age of locomotives is
50c. 65c; White Undervests, ladies', 4tic. (¡tic, »1,
tho
surface.
Hence
the
necessity
of
a
estimate
of the value of the BUYEBS’
their
mirs
make
them,
to
a
certain
ex
about twelve years, yet many, through
|L:tO: Red t’ndervi sts, ladies'.75c, |l. |i.;io. »1.50:
GUIDE, which will be sent upon
largo egg and a powerful chick; or, in tent, selfish. These mirs aro village Combination Suits, wool, red or white, each,
proper habits of living, biking their
receipt
of
10 cents to pay postage,
other words, tho curious habit has been governments, each one independent of »2.25; Corsets, 50c, 60c, »1, »1.25, »1.50, »3. If to
meals regular and avoiding all intoxi
be registered, add 10c to above prices. Send
MONTGOMERY
WARD A CO.
adopted for tho preservation of tlio spe tho other, and each peasant, while stamps, 1’. (». or express order. Underwear of
111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, W,
cating beverages attain quito a re
all kinds, Shoes, Rubber Goods, Notions and
cies.— Golden Days.
bound for life to his mir, has no ties many other goods by mail at a tritie above list
spectable old ago. The oldest run
w • ♦ •
connecting him with any other village. prices. Write for complete list of .1000 articles
ning engine in Germany has been on
at wholesale prices, In any giiantitv, to
GROWING SMALLER.
I Nor have tho mirs any connecting links. Nmlth’H <’oMh Ktorc. Nd. 41N Front
the road since 1845, and is conse
Nt., Han Franrlnro <’a'.
To
all
iutents
and
purposes
tho
mirs
in
quently forty-three years old; quite a
Methuselah, in fact. With regard to Different Ways In Which Men Grow Puny Russia are independent States, with
and InNignlilcant.
nothing in common but the Government
its habits it has always confined itself
HKATT1.E. W. T.
A young lad overheard a conversa tax gatherer. It is this fact that has
Btrictly to water, though it has been
N ERVOUS »’«Olllty. Loaaof Vigor. Borni,,.;
been
tho
safety
of
tho
Russian
autoc
,
„
,
.
LoBsen, U oak Memory, Despoil
BEST AND FASTEST THRESHERS
addicted to smoking all Its life. It is tion which took place between his
dency. aie., due toexce.se«or abuse, cured.
IN THE WORLD.
sad to see a locomotive grown prema father and Mr. JI., a neighbor, with racy, for were a concerted movement
YOUNG m MEN
"’ff|,rin? from the effects
o v "f youthfuir.llics or indio-
I especially request those contemplating purchasing either an Engine or Thresher next
turely old by getting on trainsand run reference to a well-known inhabitant of to come tho General Government of tho
Bhoul<l avail themselves ot our treatment,
Having for tho past four or five years been troubled
ye curegnarantet-d in every case. Syphilis. season to look up the record of the ADVANCE. It is the only machine ever sold on the Pacific
ning all night, but thoy are often mot tho placo. Tho liul did not pay suffi country would go down before it as with pimples ami blotches on my face and body, and
UBn“tur“ d*> Coast that has given entire satisfaction.
finding no relief in any of the chemically prepared
witli in collisions.— Texas Siftings.
cient attention to understand much that would a pile of sand before a breaking soaps
and medicines prescribed for me by physicians,
dam.
In
fact,
the
authority
of
the
MIDDLE.ACED
MEN^:»
was
said.
This
remark,
however,
I
concluded
to
try
your
S.
S.
S.
remedy,
and
have
Flagstaff, Mo., is an interesting
All kinds of
Back- Nervon! I also deal in Laundry Machinery, Marine Engines.
found great relief in the same, four bottles clearing Ì!ebiHtvKW^r,n5r PlB<1derf
town for two reasons, it always has a struck him. “He is,” said Mr. IL, re Czar to-day rests upon two things—the my skin entirely. I cheerfully recommend your
Brass Goods, Inspirators, Injectors, Oilers, Reapers, Mowers.
ignorance
of
tho
peasantry
and
their
medicine to all who are in the position that I naxo
Miles Standish among its citizens, and ferring to tlio person respecting whom
"t “• Persons unable to visit ns may lie treated
Chemical Fire Extinguishers, and Engines, Oils,
been in. You can use this letter and my name as a
b/.<’orrosòon<lence. Medicines an.’
tho Standish farm covers tho ground they were conversing, “ho is growing lack of organization.
testimonial to tho merits of the S. S. S. remedy.
'yr"!!“
jwnt,bZ mail or express. Consultatici
Belting, Hose, Wrenches, Etc.
f ree. Bind 4 cents in stamps fur 1 he Young Maa’l
Very
truly
yours,
A
lfred P. R obinson ,
smaller
every
day.
”
It
is
a
question,
howevor,
of
great
where Bonoilict Arnold oncamped on
trieudor Guida Io Medlock.
320Sansome St., San Francisco. Cal
Tho
lad
thought
ho
would
see
If
the
interest
how
long
this
state
of
things
Al“ Send for our books on Blood and Skin Dis
his Quebec expedition, and where ho
THE ONLY DEALER OF
eases and a lvice to sufferers, mailed free.
erected a flagstaff, from which the remark were true. The next timo he will last. If. as Stepniak says, the
THE VAN MONCISCAR
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
Drawer 3. Atlanta. G >.
PRIVATE DISPENSARY.
place received its name. G. W. Stand met tho person, ho eyed him narrowly, majority of these peasants are iu want
NOS. 13« and 134 THIRD STREET,
ish, ono of the loading mon of tho but could see no diminution of his all tho time, if they absolutely have
That shfps
J. H. riHK.Asssyrr and Analytical
Portland, Oregon.
town, is tho only remaining son of portly dimensions, lie went to his not enough to eat for tho larger part of Chemist, laboratory 10t First Bt.. Portland.
Or.
Analyse,
made
of
all
substances.
1«
the
only
Private
Dis
Miles Standish, who was the eighth father for an explanation of tho mean the year, a time will come when thoy
pensary in Portland or on
the Northwest Coast,
direct descent from Milos Standish, tho ing of Mr. H.'s remark, and learned will move. Thoy may bo ignorant, but PI90S CURE FOR CONSUMPTION
where patients are success,
that
there
are
other
ways
of
growing
nd
man
is
so
ignorant
that
he
can
not
captain of Plymouth. G. W. Stand
fully treated for all NERV
IN
OI
H. CHRONIC ANI)
ish's only brother, Milos, died seven small besides the lessening of tho bodily tell tho difference betwoon hungor and 31FINU/AY mkanich , PKAMKa
PRIVATE DISEASES ln
Ol
Cinnni,
HAt
’
H.
Oabler,
Roenlal
young or old, single or
CAR
LOADS.
repletion. When tho misory becomes
years ago, but ho left a son Miles, now form.
married, such as
Plano«; Burdett Organ«, band instrumenta. Larger
Men grow smaller when they grow widespread enough, when tho tooth of stock of Sheet Music and Books. Bands supplied a
twenty-two years old, and G. W. has a
LOST
MANHOOD,
Kaatern Prtoea MATTHIAS GRAY OO„ Kd Poa I
peniiriflBH. Examples of this kind of starvation presses down hard enough, Street.
Nervous debility, seminal
son Miles, who is four years old.
San Frantdaor
losses, failing memory,
growth
aro
quite
common.
“
There
something
will
happen.
Tho
history
ryphilitic emotions, ef-
- Young lady (at dinner, sadly, to
All sizes in stock from 40
frets of mercury, kidney
goes
a
man,
”
said
a
princely
merchant
of
the
world
has
shown
often
that
pounds to 1,2*0.
partner)—"I was forcibly reminded
and bladder troubles, gon
of
New
York
to
a
friend
from
tho
coun
under
certain
conditions
in
society
a
orrhea,
gleet,
stricture
etc
Send for REDUCED PRICES.
Tho parasite«, of which we five cut below, dfa-
yesterday. Mr. Larkins, of tho opening
covered
by
us.
are
the
direct
cause
of
Catarrh
CONBVLTATION
FREE.
Remember it is a pleasure ty show
words of the poem, ‘I never loved n try as ho passed a man in the street- - spark is only needed to set fire to the and Cunsumptiou, also many other diseases.
goods or answer question* If you
OR. PIERCf'S NEW BELT
dear gazelle.’” Mr. Larkins (with “There goes a man who was very lib train. It might begin iu Russia with
Cannot
cal) write
*
AND SUSPENSORY,
Interest) —"Yes!” Young Lady—"Yes; eral before ho became rich, or before knocking down a tax gatherer. And
(Pat. Oct. 11.’S’) cares all
when it doos begin tho result will be
there
was
a
prospect
of
his
becoming
Nervous and Chronic DN*
I was presented with a lovely little
• a^es ofboth sexes. Priced
fearful. Tho atrocities of the French
*6 and upward, sand2c1
lamb which I tenderly nursed and rich."
for sealed pamphlet No.l
When the num in question was doing revolution would cease Jo bo talked of,
cared for through tho Bummer, and of
Rl PTI RE. ffmptured
Magnified 560 Timo,
for those in Russia will cast them Into
«end stamp for Pamphlet No. 1.
which
grew very fond. Yesterday a small business he was very liberal
New Invention. Send 2c
tho shade. As tho Russian Czars and
in
proportion
to
Ills
means.
Nome
Imagine millions of these anlmalctita In th© I I’ll.E*.
rr.phlot No. a Addresa;
tho poor little creature broke its leg
nose, throat and lungs as wen as the mtnuto
nobility have sown so shall they reap. eustachian
thought
he
gave
away
more
than
was
M E. T.
Sacramento St.,San Franelsc6,:Cap
tubes
leading
from
the
brt'
k
part
and it became necessary to kill 1L I've
Of course there will lie great wrongs of the throat to the middle ear, and you will
felt bo distressed over the matter.” proper and right. When lie was worth
imagine the misery they can produce. Thou
// Z'
S
\«Z
th*0 the Chsapet!
done; of course the persons who have sands are swallowed when thepatieut is asleep,
Mr. Larkin "it is indeed, Miss Brown, an hundred thousand dollars he gave
causing kidney and liver trouble, headache,
truly sad. ' Young Lady—"Ah, yea, away loss than when he began business brought; it about will escape. for in the blood poison, general debility, etc. We have a
<« r
specific for destroying theui and eTpelfltig the "
Mr. I«arkins, and the pieoo do resist on a capiial of two or three thousand. vengeance of race» the innocent suffer poison
OJ o
fromtho blood. I se tho CAI
IV. i ct t-qmpmtnr,
. u_h instruction, rsiab-
ance of to-day's dinner is all that is When he was north half a million, it for the guilty. 'The sins of the fathers TIVE AhO WCATIVE ELECTRIC OMXM.AMD
—
a.
Ihned •■omit Mloi»,grow.tm impMl.irify.
Blfc.
to
tako
and
the
CAIHORMIA
Coercion Schoo 1 and fitnm tnjhin Deo rt-
left of my poor little lamb, lt nearly was with great difficulty that he could will be visited upon the children. And itCATM HECTIWC LIMiMENT to apply,
the
ment».
Students
admitted
at
any
*ime.
(aft-
_____ „
aho
breaks my heart. Won't you have be induced to give away any thing st who shall say. when those Htis are con-' at.-maeh is ’.ad, u*'tho CAIIFORNA I posmt
logue andI ’pmmons of penmanship sent free.
M 0C
the
WCATIVE ELECTRIC SYSTEM QURDEI it buhtauptl
J. A. WkSt O.Kee 1. A. I-. AKMsTROX,. pri«.
a small piece of the crisp fat, Mr, Tetr nil. His wealth had grown largo; his sidered. that this will be unjust.— Cur system
-------------------------------
ati i purifies tho poisoned
r--------------
blood.
------- Th<
_aey
rent Literature.
soul
had
grown
smalL
—
A
’
.
1
’
.
Ledger.
an' manufactured from roots, herb® aul flowers
kins? lt is simply delicious.”— Kpoch.
that grow in California» aud are safe for child
— In order to appreciate success we ren. They never fait. The Cough Cure if ex-
—
cellent for CouwbB, Colds, «*«
must know fniluie,. and our greatest Croup, &e.. no child wil l ever M »
k FOR EVERY FORROSE.
—When you sec a man carrying a
—A woman with a patent button Miccesser consist not in never failing die with croup when this i'»Z|h
<5 S
used. Orirl.inimont kills pain W
\ Sold on Trial !
book bearing on tho cover the title. fastener, has been doing the towns in nut in persistently conquering such fail instantly.
J 'C ures
See our Trade Mark f 4
r
on every wrapper. Sold L>jr2jT.i f
■Great Expectations," or "Our Mutual Eastern,Washington, says the' Seattle ures.
C hills
all druggist«.
K
Friend," don’t rush to the conclusion Post Intelligencer.
Walking quickly
Ftv E 1
- Wo are prone to forget whnt we do Irwinirr & C«.. fr»M. rj
F dy SPEP5
that he is going to read Dickens. Many up to a staid old gent on the street she know;’whereas we should consider.tliat
un inaitj, CAuioRiRA.
J
of the dair-ty volumes so labelled are will dexterously clip a button from his whatever good thing we know is only
X 0 )lj
hollow, except that they contain a half cont before ho lets loose of the idea so far good to ns ns it is remembered to BUT THK BKST.
TAKK NO CHASCKS;
I
pint whisky flask.
By touching a that she is going to hug him, and when purpose. — Richard Cecil.
In v« »ment «malíj prpflù
LCOH(
H ar je. Send 10e for matting
spring the mouth of the flask springs he ex|>ostiilates she produces her but
I»rrr illustratesi C»taL<n«
THE CHEAT HEALER.
»Ith full particular«. Man
Ns MafVr Hrmril) can be fonnd for
into view, all ready for a ■•nip." So ton fastener and instantly replaces the Coiixb.
■>factored by
and Cold«, or any tn.nble of thv Throat,
Cure« Cut«, Sore«, Salt Rheum, iloila.
GOULDS a AUSTIN,
popular are these flasks that a Cham button, tight and solid. Of oourse ho than “Brines’« HrosoAtal Trwhra.” 1‘rlce’Jt eta, Pimple«. Felona, Skin Di«eaae«, and all
, ailment« for *hlrh a salve ra suitable. For
i«v a it.
Bt.
bers street firm offers them for sale buy».* Ijgx .of the fasteners, and the Said vnlp in boxes.
taking out anremm« and healing it acta
1
CHICAGO. ILL.
under the name of "Temperance Book lady-seeks another victim to practice
In this world tali often onr toy. are only the like magic, ¡tlcente tbox. Al all druggists.
teuder shadows which our sorrow cast- AtrcAcr,
N. P. N. U. No. 267—8. F. N. U. No. Ml
| her arts upon.
—N. Y. Tribune.
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