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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 23, 1888)
■ ■’ be'- ♦ <■ • " 4 ** — ätttwä —r---------- Superstition of a SpecvZator. “It’s very curious,” remarked a specu lator, the other day, "what a strong in fluence little things exert over some men. Now, there is Charlie------ , of the board of trade, one of the sharpest traders on the floor; a man who sells by the hundred thousand, and buys in the same extrava gant quantity. 1 know for a fact that for years past he has made it a rulo to sell short on wheat every spring, and sell big, too. But he never changes from the bear to tbe bull side until he sees a certain lilac bush out on tbe west side burst into bloom. The very first day ho sees a flower out on that particular bush he goes onto tho floor and sells right and left, and keeps It up. This he has done bo regu larly for some years past that it Is a com mon remark on Change at theso times that ‘Charlie's lilac bush is in bloom.' What is moro curious, too, Is that he hasn’t rnado a mistako for years post. It's been a perfect mascot for him. No. 1 won’t toll you whero the lush is, but 116 passes by It overy day on his way down town, and I tell you ho watches it closely, too. Lots of the boys have tried to find out whore it is located, but there are hun dreds of lilac bushes along the street, and ho isn’t fool enough to give it away. “And I know of another queer case, too,” continued the speculator. “My typewriter, a woman of about 40 years of ago, has semo particular thing that she watches on her way down town in the morning, and, as a curious matter of fact, that woman will walk into tho office, sit down at her desk, write out a prediction of the courso of the day's markets, and then put it away. It comes true, too— that’s tho curious part of it. Sho will not tell how sho does it, but for weeks past sho named the market’s erratic courso accurately. Do I ever trade on her pre diction? Well, not often. You know I don’t believe in those things. But it’s mighty curious, to say the least, isn’t It?" —Chicago Herald. ür ‘4 Grit <w Well u Tluck. It is desirable that wo should have grit as well as pluck—a power to endure, re sist, tako tho blows and still persist and press forward. Pluck is tho quality of pitching In; grit is the quality of not backing out. Now, wo do not expect every one to have both grit and pluck; but every one ought to havo ono or the other; and so the community, or tho so ciety, or, os wo have a habit of saving', tho commonwealth, shall have both. 1 am inclinod to think that, personally, I am decidedly lacking in pluck. I am a natural coward. I liavo tho pluck simply to own up my plucklossness. When you set before me a now enterprise, I am always afraid to embark In it. But once in, I have grit. lean stick to a job of work; aud when I fight I always intend to win. But I wish I were also plucky. Do wo not generally admiro what we have not, and rather iieprociate what wo liave? 1 admiro pluck, aud don't know whether I admire grit or not. I havo a little friend ■who is a little over four feet tall, and he has a little head and little features, but ho bristles up at a touch, or a word, or an imagination. If ho fancies a slight, In a moment ho snarls, and jumps, and shows ho isn't afraid of all creation. So ho is not. IIo is brimful of pluck. But ho lacks grit. IIo pitches In and then sneaks out. Of two generals you will bo sure to find ono good at an assault, tho other good at a sieg*. Sometimes ono is most useful, sometimes the other.—M. Mau rice. M. D., in Globo-Democrat. a Tlio Tension CommlMloncr*« Troubles. Ono woman in the best faith addresses tho commissioner and asks that he see that the school house in her neighborhood bo established iu the centor of the dis trict. Another informs him that her husband has long been absent. She has wandered over the face of the country iu search of him, and she would now llko to have him take up the search. Many such coscsocour. Letters containing souvenirs dear to tho senders, but utterly valueless to any ono else, aro received; letters of advice detailing wholo pension schemes to lie substituted for tliQ present system of laws; letters of extravagant conimcnda tion, of censure, of anger, of contempt, of wrath, of unmitigablo hostility; letters of insano writers threatening vilenossnnd violence; letters excited by the granting of pensions aud asking benisons upon the heads of ulleoncernod; letters of bitterest reproach for pensions denied, calling down tlio wrath or God aud men upon thor.o who liavo boon trying to do their simple duty—all these and multitudes of others, fantastic, sober, rational and wild, pour l>y tho hundreds aud thousands Into tho mail cf Iho bureau; aud from tho charity and patienco which forbears to respond, and tho sense of duty which compels tho neglect of idlo Inquiries, ariso many of tho complaints nnd denunciations of the offleo for Its alleged neglect.—Pension Commissioner’s Report. Tho Well, of AndaluU*- In Andalusia tko norias or Moorish wells are sure to catch your eye. They aro worth examining by tho curious in such matters; tho construction is very simple, but they do effective work. A broad wheel is turned round by an old mule, who is past other work, aud attached to this wheel aro earthen jars; as it rerolvcs tho empty jars pass into t he water and come up full, then as they turn over they empty their contents Into n reservoir, whence a trough or aqueduct of some simple kind provides for household uso, conveys tho rest of the water into the fruit or vegetable garden and irrigates It by means of chanuels dug iu rows in the ■arth. For drinking purposes tho water is generally cuuglit from tho jars, for tho Spaulards, though they liko their fish “high" aud their oil and bacon rancid, aro vciy particular about the quality of their water, and aro willing to buy it from tho carriers who often fetch it from long dis tances If that near at hand lias an ovii reputation.—Cor. San Frauoisco Chronicle. j- g ’ c>* A Failure for HUmarck. ” « fey •» ¿,4b/’ : raB » A Scoro one failure for Bismarck. The establishment of colonies, apropos of which he displayed such enthusiasm a few years ago, aud for which lie nearly precipitated a war with Spain, is ac knowledged by his official organs to bo an utter failure, l'rinco Bismarck's purpose was to divert tho stroaun of emigrants from tho United States to some land or lands where they would continue to be German in speech, tastes and habits, in stead of becoming speedily unrecogniza ble as of German origin. This ho pro posed to do by means of his “agricultural colonies" in Africa and his "plantation colonies" in tho South Pacific Islands. For all tho money ex ponded ui the effort pot a kreutior has boon received in profit, and tho colony craze is to be abandoned.— Unco a Wook —Tho man who doos every thing "on his own hook" is likely to get caught oue of theso days. — Lowell Citi- ten. —It Isn’t true that a mother can not •ec a fault In hor own baby. She can. but she won't.— Journal of ¡.'duration. —Malaria la a malady that n doctor lays you have got when he doesn't know whnf's tho matter with you.— Puck. —The voice of conscience is so deli cate that it is easy to stifle it, but it is also so clear that it is impossible to mistake it.— Marne, de Staci. —It is the man who can not write who makes his mark in this world. But life !s full of crosses to him if he baa to sign his name often.— Boston Courier. T hs names op jew & DR. TANNER’S IDEAS. Why fivmo Have Cho.cn Qaattlo Ccraomee, English Form«—Change*. ford Coleridge toucl.oj upon an in teresting theme the other day when Im [ inquired of certain Jewish witnesses bow ft was that they had adopted the names of Mortlaunt and PuvUJe tn lieu of their native patronymics of Mooes and Sam- j uel. It Is not quito correct to soy that | Jews over el: an go their original names. I In tho synagogues they bear throughout | their lives tho Hebrew names—in tho traditional Oriental form of So-and-so, son of So-anJ-so—given to them shortly I after their birth. Tho instability of tho I names by which they ara known to tho world is due to the fact that originally, like all Oriental peoples, they had no family names, and that wherever they bavo congregated very closely together the secular uso of tho traditional genea logical forms has been tenaciously pre served. In some countries, such as Ger many and Austria, special legislation lias been found necessary to compel them to adopt iixed surnames. As, at different times, they liave come into closer con tact with the Gentile world, they liavo themselves seen tho necessity of sur names, and it is not surprising if, under these circumstances, 6omeof them should have chosen the most sonorous and dis tinguished they could find. An examination of the lists of 6eat hold ers in the twelve principal sy nagogues of London shows that less than 5 per cent, of the names—such as Beddington, Clif ford, Coburn, Curtis, Graham, Halford, Hamilton, Hardinge, Hardy, Herbert, Howard, Lumley, Manville, Marsden, Merton, Montagu, Morley, Morton, Neville, Norman, Russell, Sydney, Wal ford, etc*—are accounted for on this hypothesis. The foreign surnames and place names preserved by tho Jews of England form a small epitome of the history of tho Israelitish dispersion. Side by side witli tho Hebrew Abrahams, tire Egyptian Moses, and tho English Mordaunt, we liavo tho Greek Alexander and Margolies, the Latin Marcus, and tho Arabic Mocatta. Those derived from mediaeval house signs aro Rothschild, Adler, Ganz, Schiff, Strauss, Silberkron, etc. Some of tho occupation names are interesting. Rophe is Hebrew for physician, and Rapi>oport is a corruption of Ropho d'Oporto; Julfon is Hebrew for money changer, and Mocatta is Arabio for mason. More strictly Anglo-Jewish aro tho natural assimilations of Hebrew and Jewish names to English forms. Thus, Coleman is a corruption cf Kalman, which in an abbreviation of Kalonymos, tho Greek translation of tho Hebrew Shem Tob (Good Name), Bonny is de- rived, through Bondi, from a Latin translation of Yom Tob (Good Day). Phillips comes from the Hebrew Uri or Meier, both meaning “light," through tho Greek equivalent Pliœbos nnd its Germnn-Polisli diminutive Pheibul. Sa ville is a more natural corruption of Samuel than is generally imagined, see ing that in Germany tho Scriptural name lias Iteen shortened into Sauve), anil in England we have tho authority of Mr. Weiler, senior, to spell it with a “we.” Freeman is from the German Friedmann, a translation nnd apooopation of Shalom ben Menacliem. Haymen ¡3 derived through Hymau and Hyun from tho He brew Ilaim (life). Jessel is from Eches- kel, tho Hebrew pronunciation of Eze kiel. Yates is from Goetz, on abbrevia tion of Gottschalk, which in Low Ger man means “God’s servant,” anil is a literal translation of Eljakim. Among -impler changes nre Cowan—Cohen, Lewin—Levi, Victor—Avigdor, Archet —Asher, Jessop—Joseph, and Hainan nnd Slowinan—Solomon. Curious in stances of misdirected translations aro af forded by tho names Marchant and Chair man, both of which are Anglicizations f the German Kaufmann or lliuidels- mann. Originally, however, neither of these names meant “merchant” among iho Teutonic Jews. Kaufmann is a cor ruption of Koppelman, of which tho first two syllables aro n German diminutive <>f Jacob nnd tho third an abbreviation of Menachem, tho wholo being a contrac tion of Jacob ben Menachem, llantlels- mamr lias a similar history, being derived from Elchanon ben Menacliem, through Ilnntll, a recognized German diminutive of Elchanon. In the samo way Seligman is a contraction of Selig bon Menachem, and Felbcrinan a cor rupted contraction of Phoebus (Uli) ben Menacliem. Ono of tho most curious instances of nn erroneous etymology is tho namo Jaffe, which figures among the landed gentry of county Down. It is tho He brew word for “beautiful," nnd is a direct translation of the German “Schon.” As a Jewish surname, however, Schon or Schen has no meaning. It is simply an acrostic of the Hebrew Schliaeii Neemon (faithful messenger). These acrostic names aro peculiarly Jewish, and many of them aro found among English Jc • For example, Katz, which ono of these days will perhaps l>o Anglicized into Cat, is derived from tho initials of Kolicn Tzedek (piientof righteousness); Schatz, which in Hungary has actually been translated into Kincz, tho Magyar for “treasure,” is from Schliach Tdbur (messenger of tho congregation); Babad is from Ben Ab Beth Din (Son of tho Presiilent of tho House of Judgment); Sack is from Sera Kadoeh (holy ixtster- ity), and when the namo of a town be ginning with s is ndddisl—as, for exam ple, Sera Kadosh Spey er (holy posterity of Speyer)—it becomes Saks or Saclis, which has l>een frequently uiistuken for an abbreviation of Saolissn (Saxony); Bram is from Ben Rabbi Moses; Bran (corrupted into Braun, and translated Into Brown) from Ben Rabbi Nachman; Bal'd, from Ben Rabbi David; Bersal, from Ben Rabbi Solomon the Lovite, and Bril from Ben Rabbi Judah the Lovito. The exegetical names aro also peculiar ly Jewish. They consist of equivalents for Hebrew names, derived from colloca tion* in biblical test*. Thus tho com- parisons in Jacob's blessing furnish equivalents for Benjamin in Wolf, for Judah in Lion and for Naphtali in Hart. Fisher is an equivalent for Ephraim, bo- causo it whs foretold (Gen. xlviii, 10) that he should multiply exceedingly, and the fish is a symbol of fruitfulness. It is also sometime« a substitute for Moses, beer use Pharaoh'* daughter, in giving him bls name, said (Exodus ii. 10): “For I drew him oub of tho water.’ i —SC. James' Gazette. HE TALKS OF PREMATURE BURIAL AND SUSPENDED ANIMATION. The Dead In This Country Aro Buried io Criminal Hastir—Tlw Subtlo Principle of Life—Tho Doctor Convinced That Mun Can Hibernate. Eight years have gone sinco Dr. H. 8. Tanner performed his wonderful feat of fasting forty days and nights in Clarendon liall, in Now York city. For sixtoeudays lie touched noitlicr water nor food. After tho sixteenth day ho began to drink water, and subsisted on this tdonu during the re- | inaining twonty-four days of his fast. Tho public has not hoard much of the plucky little doctor for the last few years, but not long ago ho turnod up in Chicago, bright aud chipper, a splendid specimen of u man iu perfect health, and with a rotundity of form indicative rather of tho bon rivant than of a man who eats only two meals a day in summer and only oue iu winter. "Whero have you been keeping your I self, doctor?” asked a reporter, after friendly greetings had been exchanged. “I liavo just returned from New Mox Ico, where I havo been for nearly four years, pursuing certain investigations of a scientific nature. I am much interested iu the subject of suspended animation or counterfeit death. I ara convinced that a far greater percentage of people are buried alivo than oven those who havo ever given tho matter much thought would be willing to bslieve. In no coun try iu the world aro tho dead buried with such criminal haste, I may say, as in tho United States. 1 havo been looking into- this subject more or less for tho last twenty.fivo ycara, and theevidenco I havo accumulated is startling. I tell you, it ¡3 tnurder, horrible murder, and it is high lime some agitation was started for tho purpose of securing needed legislation ou tho subject of tho burial of the dead. T1IE MOVEMENT IN EUROPE. “Tho principle of life is so subtle,”con tinued tho doctor, “that man with all his science knows nolhiug about it; and tho only safeguard against the awful crime of burying alive those wo love lies in the precautions that aro taken against com mitting their bodies to tho tomb before decomposition has set in. That is the only unmistakable sign that death lias finally taken place. Tho people of Hol land were among the first to awaken to tho importance of this subject, and in 1764 a society was organized in Amster dam for the purposo of looking into cases whero death seemed counterfeit rather than real. In less than four years they had resuscitated—saved from entombment alivo—no less than 150 persons. In 1768 the authorities at Milan and Venico, and those at Hamburg, followed the example set by Holland, and a littlo later similar societies were formed at London, Paris and Glasgow. As a result of tho work and Investigations of theso societies, among the members of which were some of the foremost scientists of tho times, it lias been proved that in a great number of cases where every known test had been applied and preparations mado for the burial tho subjects had recovered. These experiences lea Professor Morino, of th< University of P,ome, to offer a prize of 1,500 francs for the best essay on appar ent death; nnd the Marquis d'Oucho left 20,000 francs to bo used in discovering th. best means that could bo applied in de tecting the counterfeit of death. And so In nil countries statistics collated on this subject are startling, ns revealing the danger of premature burial." “Now don’t you think,” asked Ilia doctor, “that this is a. subject that peo plo should dlaeuss, should bo waked up about?” “What remedy havo you to offer, doctor?" “Simply this: I hold—and it certainly cannot bo successfully contradicted—that the setting in of decomposition is the only certain sign of death. In tho ab sence of this burial should bo delayed weeks and months, if necessary, for so long us there is no decay life may hang by a feeblo thread, and, by that subtleness of which I havo already spoken, tho re covery bo spontaneous. THE DOCTOR WILL HIBERNATE. "Another discovery that I have made,” said t ho doctor, “is that hibernating ani mals do not uso their lungs during the period of hibernation. For several years I havo been studying tho habits of this class of auiraal3, and, do you know, I am about convinced that man con hiber nate”— Hero tho reporter must havo looked tho incredulity lie felt, for the doctor hastenod to explain: “Tako tho bear for example; its organs of respiration aro tho samo as man's, and it hibernates for months with out food or drink. I havo also been studying tho philosophy of the adepts who used to bo able to go into tho death trance at will. Their preparation for this was long fasting, and the trance condi tion following was, in my opinion, a sea son of hibernation. I urn studying now with n view of making some experiments in this lino, aud tho timo may como when I will permit myself to bo scaled up in an air tight cotiin and laid away until such timo as 1 shall designate l’or it to be opened." "But, doctor, you will not expect to como out of a test liko that alive, will you?” “Yes, indeed,” was tho earnest reply. "I havo twice been near tho portals of tho tomb in my studios of this subject of life principle and of suspended animation, and 1 firmly believo I can go still nearer— that I can to all outward appearances be dead, end, remaining that way for a length cf time, can still tome back a liv ing witness of the truth of my theories and investigations.” Speaking" of his fast, he said: “The fact is, with most people tho body rules tho mind, while tho rovej-so should bo tho caso—tho mind should control tho body. Appetito. and it may l>o a depraved one, clamors for this or that desired article, and pcoplo rush off to gratify it. When I began my forty days’ fasting I said to ntv stomach: ‘Here, old fellow, I liavo a iob for you. I want yon to tako a good long rest, and I want no grumbling about It.’ That settled It. At 10 o’clock of the last day of mv fast, when 1 had only two hours to go, a littlo child that was in tho room whore I was thrust a ripe peach un der nty nose, if Adam was tempted as I was then I do not woudor that ho fell. 1 had so littlo longer to go without eating that 1 relaxed mv will power, and truly my greatest ettrferings were during the last two hours of my fast."—Chicago Tribune. Not a Straws» Women have tried to run a restaurant In Now York for women time out of mind, but usually rnado a failure. Customers declare stinginess, absurd rules and gen eral mismanagement as th. reasons.—De troit l-'ree Press. ♦ 2 * *** W « W -w JlÊté'. E VAN MON cio »«IVAT« 01SSE « |NFLAMMATORY_RHEUBATISM. THE COMMON LOT. There lx a place uo love can reach, There h a time uo voice can teacn, There is a chain no power can break, There la a sleep no Bound cun wake. Sooner or later that time w ill arrive, that P’jtce will wait for your coining, that chain must bind you iu helpless death, that sleep must fall ou your sense«. But tbnusunds every year go un timely to their fate, und thousands more lengthen out their days by heedful, timely care. For tbe failing strength, the weakening ¿»rg’jns. the wasting blood, Dr. l’it roe’s Golden Medical Discovery is a wonderful restorative and a pro longer of strength and life. It purities the blood and invigorates tbe system, thereby fortifying it agaiust disease. Of druggists. The Ex-Governor of Ohio writ«# tivity, buuine«*» buccvbm »ml Iht pur«» h | uluvi’i.” We can throw far inure light on tai» Liter .ubject tbu.i the mo.t grofoum If the "y»n“m h! de !kb ‘h the "U. ih.ky ; If indigesflon or count!pat ion bother« one at time«, or (Olislnutly; if the «kin 1» yeih>W. «»■} ’>K tongue furred as in biliousness, i th t pXmoultirv twinge, of oue...... ng rbe.i» as follows: “Morsethe val uable remedy, St. Jacobs Oil, for Hheumatism and other pains. Druggist! and Daalera. The ff'nXrië ?.. or "h t’, that It ueutralize« the poisou ami fori s the syslem The man who says be will welcome death as a release from u life mude up of sorrow, generally sends for four doctors wbeu he has the colic. Mutier " Charles A. Vogoler Co,» Baltimore, Md« I hm , glB-, COMMILTATIOft Jr Diamond Vera-Cura Pe< Mr». Ridgway, of Smith’s ( ash Store. 4is Front take» St., S. F , < al., will buy Christmas Gifts suitable bread .. for your children, your wife, your husbund, your brother, your friend, your sister, or some other man’s sister or brother you are interested iu. Give parliculais; do not delay. FOR DYSPEPSIA. A POSITIVE CUES FOB XMDIOOTIOW AMtO BUviaeh Trouble« Ariainff Taerefro®. Your Dmofist or General Dealer u<U fd Ver<f Cura for von if mS alrradjj m store, or it uri< M sent try mail on receipt of'¡¿etc. If boxes »1.00) 4» (Simp*. Sample sent cm receipt J 2-cenl stamp. L’ciir ct c<|Uipmehi, in. 7 ll'*l’ed reputatimi,growi u Shorthand, Common Schoo iand À-.4?’ • meme. Hlmlont. ‘ Love making 1« one of the arts in which ex périence is not essential to success. THE CHAIILES *. VOCELER CO. Baltimore. M4. FAMOUS WOMEN. It 1« a «linlrlcaut fact that molt of the women who have achieved fame in art, literature, or "atralrs,” have enjoyed vigorous health. This shows that the mind 1» never capable of the severe and continued application necessary to creative work, unless the body is at its l>est. The woman who aspire« to till an exalted place among her associates, must be free from nerv ous debility and female weakpesaes. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription will banish these, and It is warranted to restore those functional harmonies which are indispensable to health. Asaspecilie for all those chronic weaknesses and ailments peculiar to women, it is unequaled. Oi.SPINNEY? Nolt FropriHvr« ««a aim 4U1* c » ut « ik . çUkCWEIG/ff PURE r. DEDERICK-« HAY Made of steel, llshtpr power, everlasting and cnn?lr?P.?®r' cheto» proof order on tfiui to iî?Lï!nloîd‘*Ï5i’ «tu« «10,^0. It 183 First St Cull or £. Pn Of. Spinney ot vO.portlanl. <Jrtuld.rra M kfRirm 111 Debility. Do«« ct Viftor. 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Their valuable curative powers are du - to the employm nt of the highest medical and chemical skill. They act safely, prompt y, and effectually. Over 1.1On,(fit) persons have been cured by A llcock s P orous P lasters . We must drink at the fountain of knowledge to quench the thirst of curiosity. MAKE ----- X or WHOLESOME BREAD USE Me superior excellence proven m millions of horn 33for mote infe than a quanvr qunritf ui * a century at. ¿6 is uaea useu o) Dr the me United States Government. Endorsed by the headb of I the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest and most Healthful. Dr. Price s Oreain Baking Powder does not contain Aunnonla, Lime or Alum. Sold only iu cans. I PRICE BAKING POWDER UO. NEW YORK. It is generally the idle who complains they cannot llnd time to do that which they fancy they wish. CHICAGO. ST. I.0U1S. ALLEN’S IRON O NJC BITT E R D wights C ow -B rand S oda « S alerato , ABSOLUTELY PURE. ALWAYS UNIFORM 1 AND FULL WEIGHT. Ba «uro that there h a pioture of a Cow on your package and you will have th. boat Bod. hmda. THE COW HMD. The most Elcgaut Appetizer kuvtrn, ------------------------------------ - ------------- .-------- lisediu Aiueriea. J.P.ALLEN, Druggist Ä Chemist, 8t.Haul,Minu. 8 n CABINET (hQ nn I Z photographs $Z.UU Why pay §10 to §12 per dozen for your photo graphs when by sending a tintype or photo graph cf any kind we will send y< u B dozen finely finished Cabinets C. O. 1>. forSfc.OO, thereby you are running no risk and not psy- ing any money until you g-t your photos. Also a fine Life-Size < »•» .» on Portrait in six Inch frame22x27 for ®1.>. Asent* Wanted. WILSON'S STUBiO. 389 siste st.. Chicago. women’s worst Enemies J.H FZWÏ4, Ae^as er u»<t AimljUriil Chemist. Laboratory. 1(4 l" st st,, Portland, Or. Analyses made of all jub-tmees. WELL DRILLS WHAT THEY AKE GOOD FOR. B handreth ' s P ii . i . s are the best medi cine known. First— They are purely vegetable, in fact a medicated food. Second— The same dose always produces the same effect,—other purgatives require increased (loses and Anally cease acting. Third They purify ths blood. Fourth— They invigorate the digestion and i leanse the stomach and bowel-. Fifth— They stimulate the liver and carry off vitiated bile and other depraved secretions. Tile first two or three doses tell the story. The skin becomes clear, the eye bright; the mind active; digestion is re stored; costiveness cured; the animal vigor is recruited and all decay arrested. 103 EVERY PURPOSE. Sick X Sold on Trial ! Headache, Constipation and Female Weakness They can all be permanently cured in a remarkably short time by use of Investment small, profits l,o Ke. Send Wo for mailing lart-e Illustrated Catal kuo with tn.I partloulan. Mati- -utactured by MOORZ’S REVEALED REMEDY. Purely Vegetable; Contain« no Alcohol; Regulates the Bowels; Ai.ls Dlges- Btimulatea the Liver; Prevents Disease. ? GOULDS & AUSTIN, at07 ice Lake St., CWICACO. ILL. 3LADDiNG.McBEAN&CO. White Elephant of Slain, Lion of Eng land, Dragon of China, Cross of Switzer, land. Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt- Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chili, The Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin. To get these buy a box of the genuine Du. C. Mel axes C elebrated L iver P ills , price 2.1 cents, and mail ns the out side wrapper with your address, plainly written, and 4 cents in stamps. We w ill then mail you the above list with an ele gant package of oleographic and chro matic cards. F leming B ros ., P ittsburg , P a . WY seweb & chimney pipe , A DRAIN TILE, ARCHITECTURALTERRA COTTA E tc //gi/1358-l3b0 MARKET ST. S.E / MANUFACTORY AT LINCOLN CAL. A WALK1NC ADVERTISEMENT. SEAL, of NORTH CAROLINA pws got SMOKING-TO BACCO I'nngh*. I' o I i I h and More Throat quickly relieved by “Brou-n'« Bronchial Troches." 25 cents a box. T ry G ermka for breakfast. ploW Io (©Ure §Kin 8; £)ealp D iseases ->wifl\ D\?<- ©UTICURA R emedies . That “ poor back " is held responsible for more than its share of the sufferings of mankind. If your deg bites a man who kicks it, do you blame the dog? On the Mme principle the kidneys utter their protest against nervousness, impure blood, s-nd resulting constipation T liese force them to do extraordinary work in ridding the system of the poisons which arc the result of effete matter retained in the blood. Then the sufferer says the back aches; the kidneys ore dis- cased. ‘‘Not yet;” but they will be unless the nerves are strengthened, the blood purified, and the constipation removed. These are the causes of kidney troubles, and Paine's Celery Compound removes them quickly, With its tonic, purifying, and laxative i effect, it also strengthens the weak kidneys, making it almost infallible in I curing all diseases of the nerves and kid- lieys. If your hopes of cure have not been realized, try Paine's Celery Cota- pound; it gives perfect health to all who complain of Mtheir poor backs.” JVice S old by D ruggists . S end for I llustrated T aper . WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors, qiHK MOST DISTRESSING FORMS OF SKIN a and scalp diseasea. with loss of hair, from Every man that smokes a pipe is a walking infancy to old age, are speedily, economically and permanently cured by the C uticura R em advertiser of the merits of “Seal of North Caro edies , when all other remedies and methods fail. lina Plug Cut’’ Smoking Tobacco. Ct’TicuRA, the great Skin Cure, and C uticu The “Seal” is pronounced by all smokers the ra S oap , an exquisite Skin Beautifler, prepared from it* externally, and C uticura R esolvent , best Tobacco ever sold on the Pacific Coast. the new* Blood Purifier, internally, cure every form of skin aud blood disease, from pimples to scrofula. Big g Has given univer Sold everywhere. Price,CUTicuRA.50c.; S oap , sal satisfaction in th« Cure«In 25c.; R esolvent , >1. Prepared by the P otter 1 TO 5 DAYS. cure of Gonorrhoea and D rug and C hemical C o .. B oston . M ass Gleet. I prescribe it and striotun. Send for "How to Core >kin I »ileasee.’•_____ feel safe in recommend* «■ Pimples, blackheads, chapped and oily '©>3 ■ rdeniy by th« Ing it to all sufferer«. By skin presented by C uticura S oap , ‘ w * E3 CLSXItal :• A. J. STONER. «Relief in one minute, for all i>air<s and Cincinnati weaknesses, in C uticura A nti -P ain Decstur, III, P laster , the only vain-killing plaster. 2.5c PRICE Hl.00, “old hy DnjRzlst* BURLINGTON, VERMONT. Z. T. WRIGHT, Portlaad. Foot of Morrison Street, Oret^s. General Agent for the FREE FOR 4 MONTHS?’ To All W ho .Subscribe Now tur I M8f). T k LW bs T SH01O t, •w I’-»!’ «lit ».»ŸrtKrly rvnJvciL ,-injl wB; I. • li,ir in -«vet-v r/ •«■•a J» ACJ -, trk.-«i i»r>- X‘*V cry 'I »»^r. prV^AHïri ’» I and ilirt-c. f'.;’ t, rtU i»n._ »Xl ! rrit<h* the UKKtì lift' tl -Iu:» ’ »ir-, than . lit or¿tvT\tn lliir it HV'tiu fhan- Sfidili" , Wfi« t ■ tit ».(S.i.t for til*» » líñnhT*» tu And h>r it- «-xcv’hciH'ft d 'W'SjW.e fxm- í nu¿aziit< kv< hrtFv SARSAPARILLA, DOCK - - AMD- YELLOW - ------ AW Iodide of PotiiNx. It cure* R hkumatiam , N kuraiqia , Boil«, Pimple« Remfula, Gout, Catarrh Tumor», S«’t Rheum, «nd Mercurial pain*. It PurMta the Blood, Rest««rea the Liver and KMnen to healthy action, and makes the Complexion Bright and Clear T. J. R. CATES A CO., Proprietors • •r «ru.!,-' VC n V with, nt drtaj r.-.Ajrc Sts,», nurfr. t>, «nPX-r. WMJi. «nd h|( ' :■ 417 «taunosse Nt_ «Sun Fraaelneo. —A wise man says: “lie who would HOLIDAY BELLS NOW RINGING. acquire fame must not show himself No church or schoolhouse is com if raid of censure." And ho who would plete with- nt a good bell. We learn acquire wealth must hold on to every that Mr. Z. T. Wright, of Portland, Wilt, sure. — Texas Siftings. I —This world was made for poor men; I has just received another full carload snd therefore the greatest part of it of b«lls, at sizes from 40 to 1,200 was left out-of-doors, where every body pounds. He is now selling much I cheaper than formerly, owing to the could enjoy it.— Beecher. —lie.that lovesnot his wife and chil- fact of his buying in large quantities. He is the only dealer on the coast Iren foods a lioness at homo and broods I shipping in cor lots. Is always willing » nest of sorrows, and blessing itself to give reasonable time Io churches or •an not make him happy.— Jeremy Toy. I schools not able to pay all cash. lor. crjACOBS OIL WHICH WASIT^HAr«»» OK UMAKKS- Mf-bOcteMiou Iu u woman 1« well enough for awhile, if bhe don’t keep it too loug. BUT THE BEST. TAKE XO CHANCES. 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Writ'S»,, sna.SuvTTB»u<llou,woB*.HolIy jg1 K CAR LOAD». PRICES GREATLY REDUCED All sizes to pound» to I »4’- _.rJs. Send for REDUCED Remember it is a “if P» goods or answer queauon» osrnrot call, write.