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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (July 13, 1888)
ely ’ s WHY? WHY do I have thia drowsy, life- loss fooling! WHY do I have Back- ache! WHY Neuralgia and Rheu matism! WHY dees Scrofulous taint and Erysipelas show itself! BECAUSE your blood is filled with Poison, which must be Com pletely Eradicated before you can regain health. Yoa must go to the root of the matter. Put the Kidneys —the great and only blood purifying organs—in complete order, which is complete health, and with W arner ’ s S afe C ure •nd WARXEK’S SAFE PILLS your Cure I m Certain. WHY do we know this T BECACSEF ■ tens of thoua anda of grate- women in all world have vol- ten na to thia K • £ ful men and parts of the untarily writ effect. 1 There la no atand-still in dis ease. Yon are either growing Bettor or Worse- How la It with »OUT I WHY not to-day resort to that Sedicine which haa veritably Cured illlona, and whioh will oure you if you will give it a chance f ’ All of Warner’a Purely Vegetable. on honor. They They are No New preparations are They are made are time-tned. Discovery, Un tried and Worthless | on the con trary, they have stood the test—they have proved their superiority. They stand alone in pre eminent merit, anc YOU KNOW IT. OF F ECT OF* COLORS. A Theory That They Affect the Huinfto Mind as Well a« tho Human Night. * »■ i ■ .. STEAMSHIP STATISTICS. ~ The Enormous Amount of Provender Re quired for u Single Trip. Commissioner Morton, of the Bureau of Navigation, says that 60 years ago a transatlantic steamer burned 44 tons of coal daily, while the most recently built vessel in this trade burns 300 tons. The bitter also consumes 130 gallons of oil every day and requires 237 persons to man her throughout. For a single passage to the westward she had the following quantities of provisions: 12,660 pounds fresh beef, 760 pounds of corned beef, 5.230 pounds mutton, 850 pounds lamb, 850 pounds veal. 350 pounds pork, 2,000 pounds fresh fish, 6<s) fowls, 300 chick ens, 100 ducks, 50 geese. 80 turkeys, 200 brace grouse. 15 tons potatoes, 30 hampers vegetables, 220 quarts iee cream, 1,000 quarts milk anil 11,500 eggs. In groceries alone there were over 2<X) different articles, including (for the round voyage of 22 days) 650 pounds of tea, 1.200 pounds of coffee, 1,61X4 pounds white sugar, 2,800 pounds moist sugar, 750 pounds pul verized sugar, 1,500 pounds cheese, 2,000 pounds butter, 3.500 pounds ham. 1,000 pot.mis bacon. Lemons were used at the rate of 1} per day per head; oranges three per head per day. and apples, when in season, at the rate of 2| per head per day. The quantities of wines, spirits, beer, etc., put on board for consumption on the round voyage comprises 1.100 bottles cham pagne, 850 bottles claret. 6,000 ale, 2,- 500 bottles porter, 4,500bottles mineral water, 650 bottles of various spirits. Crockery is broken very extensively, being at the rato of 900 plates, 280 caps, 438 saucers, 1,214 tumblers, 200 wine glasses, 27 decanters and 63 water bottles in a single voyage. No less than 4,656 sheep, 1,800 liimlis and 2,474 oxen are consumed on the entire fleet of one line each year. This is equival ent to 2,091,754 pounds of meat Eight hundred and thirty-one thousand six hundred and three eggs, 21,000 pounds of tea and 71,770 pounds of coffee, sweetened by 296.100 pound of sugar, are used in a year, while the following articles also figure largely: One and The use of steel casting« is becoming so ex tended to England as toSarm the lrun found- MR. DUNDER'S_ TROUBLES. ers, who see their prospects fur work slipping _______ __ Ha Goss to th* Police Stetloe and Tails s away from them. Wooful Talc. "O, it's you. eh?” queried Sergeant Bendell yesterdav as he looked up from his work at the desk and saw Mr. Duu- der before him. "I believe she vhas me. Sergeant, und I like to have somo remarks mil you." “Some fresh trouble. I suppose." “Vhell, 1 haf some experiences, per haps. Last winter, vhen I haf pones ache, der doctor says 1 vhas to get some medical flannel.” "Medicated, you mean." "Mebbe she vhas. Vhas it all right?” ••Certainly. Medicated flannel is sup posed to be a good thing." "Vhell, dis week a man comes in mv place und likes to sell me some medi cated fly-screens." "What?" "Vhas she all right?” "Who ever heard of such a thing!" ••Vhell, dot vhas it. If you medicate some flannels vhy doan’ you medicate some fly-screens? He says it vhas t<> be an awful bad year for shills und fever, uud if I have some medicated fly screens nothing can come in. As soo1 as close shills und fevers strike dot screen it vhas all oop mit her.” "And you bought some?" "I buys ten." "Mr. Bunder, you don’t know enough to pound sand!" "I doan'! Show me so ne sand und I p mud his head off! Do you belief J like to be seek?" "Well, go on—what else?" "I haf a fire-escape put on my saloon Mebbe you find some fault mit dot." “On your saloon! A t what point?" ••On der back door. He vhas mad of wire, und holds half a bushel." "On the back door! holds half bushel! Explain!” “lean oxplain in two seconds, I hi! a man put pop a fire-escape so dot i shall escape a fire dot burns me oudt.' "How will you escape?” “Doan’ I tell you dot I haf no fire if he vhas oop dere. He doan’ let a fin preak oudt--he makes me escape ■: fire.” "And you paid for it?” "I pay four dollar, of course. Peoples doan’ work for nothing." "Well. I declare! It’s a wonder sonu one don’t offer to buy you fora cucmn her!" "Dore you vhas again. Eafryboch yells for fire-escape, und shust as soon as I get one you mako fun of me! Mebbe you like my place to burn oop. und I vhas ruined?" "Well, well! But go on. Tiro swindlers a week uro nothing for you. What else?" "Vhas Siteneral Shaekson dead?" "Was ho! Well. I should remark! General Jackson has been as dead as a door-nail these fifty years past.” "Has he? Dot doos me good, r>.t vasli one time I vash all right, und doan get shwindled." ••What do vou mean?” "Vhell, a nice man comes in myplai-e two days ago. Vash I Curl Dunder? I vush. AU right. Say. Mr. Dunder, I vash on to a scheme dot make us rich. I like you to work hor among der Shermans und I take d>»r Yankees. It vhas called Shenoral Shackson’s Dis covery. but ho died before he do much aboudt him. It vhas how to get dor sand out of sand stone.” "Great Scots!” "Hen vhas ho great Scots! Don’t vou like to got the sand oudt if he vhas in dere?" ••What for; can’t you get sand almost anywhere? Isn't it as cheap as dirt?” "I doan* think of dot. Vhell, py golly !’’ "An I you bought the secret?” "Vhell, vo go into partnership, you see. ( give him twenty-five dollars und he goes py Chicago to get some machinery. Ho vhas to do all ter work, und I vhas to sell der sand und I m - th», treasurer." "Well, you'll nover treasurer any on that twenty-five dollars. It’s a wonder he didn’t strike you for fifty.” • He did.” "And why didn’t ho get it?" “I doan' happen to haf him. See how sharp I vhas! I safe twenty-live dollar in one lump. I like to soe you do pot ter." "You’d better hire a small boy to stay in your place and keep sharpers off. You don't know grass." "I doan’! You prlng me some straw und 1 will show you! Sergeant!” "Well?” "Look at my eye! I safe twenty-five dollar und you call n>e a fool! Now look oudt! Keep your ear py dot tele phone. I vhas going noma. Pooty soon some feller comes along und wants to know if dot vhas Gratiot ave nue. He vhas a shwindler. I take him by tor neck und preak him in two fife times, und if dot telephone rings it vhas me und I like dot corpse carried avhay. Good day, sir!"— Detroit Free Press. There are some curious tilings in ro- gnrd to the way in which the human one-half tons of mustard, lj tons of mind is nflectoil hy colors as well as the pepper, 7,216 bottles of piekels, 8,000 human sight. We are all familiar with tins of sardines, 30 tons salt cod and what is termed color-blindness, and ling, 4,192 four-pound jars jam, 13 the unexpected result« that sometimes tons marmalade, 22 tons raisins, attend it; but color-sound is some currants tigs, and 13 tons split thing which has received much less in peas, 15 pearl barley, ton« vestigation. 17 tons of riee, 34 tons oatmeal, 460 How much, or in what way, animals, tons flour. 23 tons biscuits, 83 tons are affected by colors, is not very well salt. 48,902 loaves of broad (8 pounds understood; but tlie subject has been each), 53 tons hams, 20 tons bacon, 16 Investigated enough to know that they tons cheese, 930 tons potatoes, 24,075 •re influenced by them, and the future fowls, 4,230 ducks, 2,200 turkeys, 2.200 will probably bring out some surpris geese, 31,312 tablets toilet soap. 3,484 ing results to tlie one who shall thor pounds white soap, 10 tons yellow oughly cultivate this comparatively un soap. The heaviest item in the animal explored field or resoarcli. Somo peo consumption is naturally coal, of which ple can select and appreciate the colors 356,764 tons are burned, or almost of sounds; and to them the speaking of 1,000 tons for every day in the year. n name presents, mentally, a well- The consumption of engine oil is 104,- defined color, or combination ot colors, 043 gallons; of burning oils, 23,020 different names having diflerenl shades gallons; of paint oil, 9,290 gallons; of waste, 90 tons; of white lead, 51 tons; or combinations. Tlie same namo should, of course, al of red lead, 12 tons. The aggregate ways present tlie same color, or combi employment of labor by the company nation, when spoken, although, to dif is 34 captains, 146 oflloers, 628 engin ferent people, possessing the faculty, a eers, boilermakers and carpenters, 665 given name or sound does not present seamen, 916 firemen, 9(H) stewards, the same cliarncteristics. To prove the 62 stewardesses, 42 women to keep the first of those two facts, a list of names upholstery and linen in order, with was prepared, and tho shade or color 1,100 met) as a shore gang, or about given by a lady who has this power, 4,500 people to run the ships of one marked against each one of tl>e list. line. The vessels traverse yearly a After several weeks the names were distance equal to five times that be •gain read to her. and tho colors deti<r- tween the earth and the moon.— Al nated by her marked. This course was bany Argu». pursued several limes during a year or AN ELK’S BATTLE. more, the lady not being allowed to see the results at that time. During those Ills Terrible Stru««l« with e Perk nt ¥•• rocloitM Wiki !><»<«. several experiments tho only variations A stockman in from the Wind river in the answers given were such as would be natural where there was somo range. Wy. T., tolls of a tierce anil ex uncertainty in regard to terms; for ox- citing battle between a courageous old ample, tho answer to a given name nt elk and the wild dogs that infest the Tho river escapes one time might be "bluish," and at Wind river region. another “lead-color;" so, what was from the mountains and hills into what called “slraw-color” might be after is known as the bnsin district over ward called "buff.” Tho approach to high mid lieautiful hills mimed the While riding near these similarity in tho shade shows that the Maiden Hair. same mental picturo was present, and falls a few days ago, the stockman's attention was attracted by a deep bay only language was st fault. With one or two exceptions the«« ing. anil, at once recognizing the wore tho only changes noted in tlie sev sound ns coming from savage dogs, eral trials, and the extent to which the anil realizing the necessity of getting out of the way, the horseman rode rap experiments were carried warrants the belief that there was a well defined idly to the top of a neighlioring hill, idea of the oolor of word-. — Popular which oommnnded an excellent view of the falls and also of the surrounding Science Monthly. country. He had .scarcely reached the -------------- ».w —There are girls who never hear • top of the hill wheg he saw, dashing along a high ridge running parallel to big church bell in the noxt block, and the river, a magnificent buck elk,hotly yet they sre able to detect the tinkling chased by a dozen or more mountain of th? tiny bells on an ice-cream cart dogs. The race had evidentle been on tour squares away.— N. O. Cicayune. for some time, for the elk appeared to be about exhausted and the dogs were SIGHT AND MOTION. not in the best of condition. On swept Two Examples of tho Illusions to Which the pursued and the pursuers, every Our Nrnsrs Are Aukleot, Isnind bringing the dogs nearer the The senses are subject to Illusions In haunches of the tired elk. Suddenly proportion to the remoteness of the In the elk changed his course and plunged formation that they give from tho Im down the side of the ridge, making mediate necessities of tho organism. straight for the falls. Overhanging the Touch, tho most immediate and least edge of the river, and towering di Inferential of the senses, is least sub rectly alsivo tile pool at the foot of the ject to illusions; while sight is so very falls, was a huge rock. On this rock —Ex-Minister Taylor, of Liberia, who much so, that tho blind often say they tlie bull made Ids way, and planting is opposed tea black man being termed have an advantage over the seeing in himself within a few feet of tlie edge ••colored," adds: "Black is the absence being free from visual illusions. Tlie and with lowered antlers, awaited the i of color. If we are any thing we are illusions of bodily motion are much attack. negroes. I am a negro, and don’t He did not have to wait long. nearer to those of touch than to those Tlie dogs came with n rusli and hurled wish any man to call me colored. 1 of sight, and yet they can under cer was born a slave, and cummcnced as a themselves at their prey- First one tain conditions be induced through and then another dog was caught in beot black." visual imprcselons. Of this the writer the elk's antlers and sent howling into —Barnes Greeley, a brother of the has recently had two interesting exam tlie depths lielovr. Just when the fight founder of the Tribune, is a farmer in ples. Hr was standing upon the floor was tlie hottest tlie rock, or ledge, Pennsylvania. He attributes his ex of a railroad depot, tho boards of which upon which the buttle was being cellent physical condition at the age of were laid with a considerable open foiignt. suddenly gave way, and with seventy the to the small amount of apace between them; and tlie shadow a crash the combatants were dropped water he uses, both ns a (leverage and of an electric light was moving up and into the water and rocks nt the foot of 1 for cleansing purposes. Chickeus and down by the swinging of the light in the falls, and their bruised and bleed pigs are his farorite live stock, and the wind. Looking at the floor, It ing remains were swept on down tlie they roam at will over his house. seemed as though the shadow were sta stream.—N<. I.out» Globe-Ikmocrat. — Among prominent society girls of tionary, and the floor-boards moving. Washington who have become nuns From this it folio wed that the person —At the close of a recent performane. ; within a comparatively recent period on it was moving, too, and the writer •t the opera house, and » hile the crowd 1 • re Mins Febigcr. daughter of Rear distinctly felt the swinging sensation; in fact, his attention was called to the j was retiring, a lady's garment was Admiral Feblger; Miss Coustance Ed A gallant Irishman gar, Colonel Bonaparte's stepdaughter; phenomena by this feeling of motion. 1 caught in a seat. The other observation was as follows: ! rushed to tho rescue, and asked the ' Miss Bertha Geroit, daughter of a while riding in the cars and looking out trouble. "My lace is oaugbt," she former German Minister, and Miss of ths window, the trees and all are I said. ** Hould on a bit, lady,” said Sands, daughter of Rear Admiral seen to move in tho opposite direction, i he, "and I'll relax« ye "— Ban go- Bands. If. now, one looks in a mirror so siln- —General B mlanger is fifty years Commercial. •ted that it ; r<'fl.‘cts ths passing land- —How to get Into a mess and how to old. He is noted for his grace and gal •cape, which. i, however must not I m - visi other ble except in the mirror, one hw the get out of it—At sn art exhibition« lantry, and more than any illusion of moring in the op|x>s|le to ‘•That picturo of X's is a fearful daub, i Frenchman is the idol and the especial the real direction of motion, owing to don’t you think?” The gentleman | hero of tlie ladies No one else can the reversal of the image In the gla-s. addressed: "I beg your pardon but; open a fan or remove a lady's cloak or In both these cssce sn immcliat« I'm the artist." "Oh. I beg ten thou mount a restive hors« in so graceful bodily sensation is indneed by • more sand panions! The fact is, I don't know j and charming a way, and the «am« OT leas unconscious inference through any thing about art—I just repeat what | qualities ara said to charueterine aU kin VfMtal sensations. — Saitnc*. I hsar svafyons sayiugt" military actioaa. ___ CMOOSK WHICH! TWO WAYS. There are two usual ways of doing what Na ture sometimes does tocomplct- ly, namely, to relieve the bowels. One 1» to swallow »drastic purgative which evacuates profusely, abruptly and with pain, the oih* r is to take Hostetter s Btomach Bitters, the effect of wbkh Is not vio lent, but sufficiently thorough, and which does not gripe the intestines, if «he first is selected, the person employing it need not expect perma nent benefit, an i he cannot hope to escape the debilitating reaction which leaves the organs as ba*l or worse off than before. If, on the o her hand, he resorts to the Hitters, he can rely upon the restoration of a regular k*bit of body, consequent upon a renewal of a health ful tone to the intestinal caual. Besides health fully relaxing the bowels, the Hitters arouses a dormant liver, imparts a beneficial impetus to the action of the kidneys, and counteracts the early twinges of rheumatism, a tendency to gout, and malaria to all its forms. There Is not a moment without some duty. THE FLYING CREAM BALM. DOVE OF according to e D irections with «ci| B othe ^ PERFECTPt D^ ggisjs and D ea L ers E verywhere T he C has -AV ogeler C o -B alto -M o - [Wh-JKOI. WF i WM m r1 Wit is folly, unless a wise man has the keep- Consumption, Wasting Diseases, And General Debility. Doctors disagree as to the relative value of Cod Liver Oil and Hypo phosphite«; the one supplying strength and neah, the other giving nerve power, and acting as a tonic to the digeative and entire system. Butin Scott’* Kmulnion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites the two are combined, and the effect la wonderful. Thousands w ho have derived no permanent benefit from other preparations have been cured by this. Scott’s Emulsion is perfectly palatable and easily di gested by those who cannot tolerate plain Cod Liver Oil. Beauty without grace is a hook without bait. WHAT a U«d sod tudonrd b» • Sot cC,¿¡.ú‘ * i wáj GENERAL AGENTS WANTED1 t h I a. riend for circulai E EB a VSV Puget ",»,„.1 Mfg. Co.. Tu, ,,,ha- EVER YOUNC > Ptntnso P lants . cretion should .veil themrauiS ot i,?,111?w! A po.lt.ve oureirusrsnu.-.t Io „‘e?! NAXVrACTVKKKS ANO tMI-OBTBKS or I Urln.ry sod Vonereal I>iiwa»o,"ft LADIKS’ CHILDREN’S & INF ANT’B WEAR i chorgoe, promptly aud wtoiy cures, “““«all» Writ« tor Circulars. IIS K kahny S tkkbt . H F Illustrated Catalogue« sent free on appl’t ation. | MIDDLE-ACED 1 case of Kidneys or Bladder Went Bl< « UMSlTiU unlvsf- sal sallafactlon In lbs cure of Oonorrbfva ar 4 a ««> i’(. KM n Dav Sample« worth $1.50, 1 Khh. i Debility, Waating of tyRKsSfissswisi® and restored to healthy vigor. Gleet. 1 prescribe II and feel safe In recommend- Inf it to all sufferer«. CLOSING- OUT A. J. STOKEB, B.D., D.c.tur, 111. PRICE SI.00. . / \UR IMMENSE STOCK OF SUMMER BALDRIG- v ' GAN UNDERWEAR, at $1 and $1.50 per suit Bold by Druffilati. O Tho BUYERS-OUID.^ issued March and Bm. eaoh year. It leaner o^opodia of useful mation for all who dw chase the luxuries or £ necessities of life re? can olothe you and furnish you all the necessary and unneoeu.» appliances to ride, walk, dance si«7 eat, flBh, hunt, work, go to ¿.¿S’ or stay at home, and in various siu? styles and quantities. Just what is required to do all these tn. COMFORTABLY, and you can mUeTS estimate of the value of the BITVTni GUIDE, whioh will be sent nZ receipt of 10 cents to psy ooitiL" Gents’ Furnishing Goods, 232,-Kearny St., near Bush. CUT XiT Sen.l tor Illustrated Catalogue.____ ____ 5M0KING TOBACCO MONTGOMERY WARD a cS lut Premium* 25,000 in use, UIANII^ 20 years Established. Nuw 3 mivwVl patented Steel Tun ng De Has made the Pipe a popular vice, in use In no other Piano, by which our Pianos stand in tune 20 years, good h»r 100 ; not affected by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink, crack, decay, or a ear out; we guarantee it Ele gant Rosewood Cases, S strings, double repealing ac tion; finest ivory keys; the Famous ANTISELL <lal! or write for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTIS ELI PIANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows Hall, Mar ket and Seventh Streets, Son Francisco. institution—being composed of a quality of leaf best adapted for smoking, and cut ready for *‘thdi cuJ N. B. Persons unable to visit ua v 1 at t fiolr homes, by correspondence’ % u tre«M instructions sent by maiior exnM. Free. Bond « eent. In etaSK’i^ ‘vUI“™uS I Friend or Guldu to Wudloek. ^yun«lU<| Latest designs in PERCALE SHIRTS, three late-t style Collars and one pair Cuffs, $1.50 tach. North G-arolina PLUG g **■» Xt N ERVOU8 Kte-t BYRON JACKSON, SAN FRANCISCO. sr«»«iri>r >»• Chsnlcal Cs. b» •" -îaïïbta •*ff. .lencr, Ao., due to exo««., or sbui^'Sff. Low prii es, prompt <lolb er) Car« In 1 TO 5 DATS. REWARD] TO THE LAI>1EM! MAY TO BE1 I*. I dk of it.__________ FAMBAV BOILERS. Do not talk of your private, personal or family matters. Dear Bell: I’ll write you a short letter To say I’m wonderfully better; How much that means you ought to know, Who saw me just one month ago — Thin, nervous, fretful, white as chalk. Almost too weak to breathe or talk; Head throbbing, as if tit for breaking, A weary, ever-present aching. But now life seems a different thing; 1 feel as glad as bird* on wingl I say, and fear r.o contradiction. That Pierce’s Favorite Prescription Is grand! Why, I’d have died without it! Ma thinks there's no mistake about it. It’s driven all my ills away; Just come and see! Yours ever. M ay $1000 BLY HBOTHKRH 16 Warren Htnwl. hew Yolk____ 4KB1OATXNG PUMPS. STEAM ENGINES A PKAC1L A richly frosted quivering flying Dove. A Dream of Life screen calendar. An Im ported ideal head. An imported fiosted snow scene and a full set of magnificent floral cards. Fourteen artistic pieces. Sent to anyone who will buy from a drug gist a box of the genuine D r C. M’L ane h C elebrated L iver P ills (price 23 eta.) and mail us the outside wrapper from the box with 4 cents in stamps. Write your address plainly. F leming B ros ., P itts burgh , P a . I am surprized after using Fly's Cream Bulm tu>o months to find the right nostril which was closed for is open and free as the other. I feel very thankful.—ft. It. Cressengham, tli 18th St., Brooklyn. catarrh 111-114 Miohigan Avenue, Chiosgo.S S1EINWAY. HSWrf Pianos; Burdett Organa, band instrument», u. stock of Sheet Music and B< oka. Band«__ -T Eastern Prloee. MATTHIAS um" Street. San Francisco immadiate use, it is preferable to the best brands of pressed plug. OÎ YES, YES! CERTAINLY! light A singed cat dreads the Are. A single trial I plead guilty. I am selling a “new fangled" machia LOOK AT IT-AIN’T IT A DAISY? will convert every consumer— they will use no other. DUNCE! I suffered with fever, hot head and foul breath. With stomach disordered—was sick unto death, • If your dealer does not keep it, he 1 Isjre it a week- surely 1 was a dunce— Then I took a few "Pellets"-they cured me at will get it for you, if he values your once. What a dunce, indeed, to neglect such a remedy and suffer a week, when quick relief trade. could have been found in Dr. Pleroo's Pleasant Purgative Pellets. The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.__________ FROM THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF WKSCHESTER CO. NEW YORK. BETTER THAN IRRIGATION I W hitk P lains , N. Y. April 10, 1886. I have received many letters in reference Te_ cPc- NEW ILLUSTRATED XSuCLSLO CATALOGUE OF FASH to my testimonial, lately published, com IONABLE SHOES mending A li . cock ’ s P orous P lasters . The Finest and most Complete Shoe Cata I cannot spare the time to answer them in writing, therefore would again say. logue ever published iuthe United States. It through the press that I have found A li .- will enable you to buy your footwear os intelli couk ' h P orous P lasters invaluable as chest protectors and shields against gently and profitably as though you visited coughs and colds. Furthermore, I have our store and personally made your purchase. found A llcock ' s P lasters unequaled for Sent Free to any address. Send pains in side, back and chest. for it now to N elson H. B aker . THE ’ ADVANCE” THRESHERS AND ENGINES often cause Pulmonary, Bronchial, and Asth matic troubles, "Brown's Bronchial Troche«'* will allay irritation which induces coughing, giving immediate relief. Sold only in boxet. I guarantee the New-Fangled Advance Separator to be the best graIn-saving, mt- est Thresher and most durable Separator ever made. But, rem« ml»er, it is not an experi mental machine, as the Old Fogy machines are. You are well aware of the time lost (that you have to pay for) in experimenting with Old Fogy machines. The Hew Faughd Thresher lead*« the way. The growling and kicking of the Old Fogy agents is only 'equaled bv the amount of grain kicaed out in the straw by the O <1 Foicy machi1 ew. Of course, if yon wish a cheap machine, Old Fogies will aupplv you at your own pree; but their mochines nr« dear at any price. You cannot afford to buy a thresher without examining the ADVAME. i Do not be talked *nto buying a machine because it is cheap and Old FoftyiNli. Ask the Old I Fog> ageii in if they will set beside the new-fangled ma- bine and let you see which te the I experimental machine, and sold on its merit*. 1 have never jet had to < all on any counto help decide the merits of the new tangled machine. Please t xai. ine the court recordsinrtf- eren re to the Old Fogle's plan. Many years ago a man built a lie w-fuiiffled machine, called a steam engine. Old Fjogii*« then, as now, stood back and said they Would ruin the country . I»o y ou not want to be ruined in the Name way ¥ R< member, thenew- tangled machine is past all experimenting, while Old l'ogy'N machines are being ex perimented with all the time, and at your expense. Do not fool with them uny longer, while your grain is going to wawte. I Remember the new-fangled machine is Bold on its merit« entirely. Re member, your whole dependence is upon your crop proceeds, and if you allow Ohl Fngy mr I chines to waste your grain, you are just that much out of pocket. To prevant thin, tee that the party that does your threshing procures a new -fangled Al) V AXCE Thieshtr, as they are constructed so as to save your grain, Riid have a better record than any old-fogy machine. \\ rite for further particulars. 1 am prepared to prove all my statements—L o., The AlkVAXC'E machine will do more ana better woik than anv other. Of all thieves fools are the worst; they rob you of time and patience. _ «•hallenge any old fogy agent to name AX> case where the ADV AXI h machine has failed to do as represented since its lutroductioi ou this t oast. Mhow up or shut up. The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another. ___ If you have catarrh, use the surest remedy— Dr. Sage’s. Money ennnot make braiua, but brains can make money. ____________ Madden Changer« of the 738 and 740 Market St., S. F. Weather Remember that old fogy agents saying the contrary does not make it so. It will pay you to Investigate. I ran prove all I say. 1 also sell the well kno*n l»IS4. EF WOODIH RV POHEH. A number of manu facturers make them onaroyaltybutldonotknowofanyimiiatioiiN.bntanialwayRin- clined to look out for those that talk of imitations. 1 also deal in Laundry and Marine Machtnery, Fann. Church and School Bells. General Machinery, tiwift Oilers, Orme Safety valves. Miller Pumps, Hancock Inspirators, Park & Kennedy injectors. Acme and Alligator Crenches, Blacksmith Drills, Self-Healing Butn Tubs, the Westinghouse Engine». See th prices: 10-horse on wheels, >900; Traction, $1075; 15 horse Traction, *1100. «pedal discount for °ener*l Agent for Colburn's OyuauioN and Lamps for Rlertric Ughting-S te J. H. FINK. A a way er and Analytical Chemiat, Laboratory. 106 hirst st., Portland. Or. Analyses made or all jubstances. Rates for assaying gold and silver ores $1.50. Pack ages sent by mail or express promptly attended to, and returns made. SARSAPARILLA, YELLOW T ry O krmka for breakfast. «OO lights. ------ AND------- See An tine 11 Piano advertisement South American Mosquitoes. Iodide of PotawM. It cures R heumatism , N euralgia , Boils, Pimples, I THE RAWSON LIGHT RUNNING REAPERS AND MOWERS. THE LINDGREN CHEMICAL FIRE ENGINES Somo ludicrous stories are told about Scrofula, Gout, Catarrh, Tumors, Ba't Rheum, and Mercurial rains. It Purifies the Blood, Restores the adventures with the mosquitoes. Ihavo Liver and Kidneys to healthy action, and makes the Complexion Bright and Clear. j \ our village cannot do without one. You must have one for your di III b . You cannot afford to been solemnly assured that often when I be withoub a small one in your house. For particulars, address they have attacked a boat and driven J. R. CATES A CO., Proprietors. 417 Haasome Nt.. Man Francisco. J_____________ WRICHT, Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon. its captain and crew below they have broken tho windows of tlie cabin by plunging in swarms against them, and have attempted to burst in the doors. Although this may be something of aD exaggeration, it is nevertheless true that frequently horses and cattle, after IF SO, OF COURSE YOU WANT THE BEST the most frightful sufferings, have died from mosquito bites on board the ves sels. Not long ago a herd of valuable cattle were being taken from the United States to a ranch upon the Mag dalena river, and became so desperate under the attacks of the mosquitoes that they broke from their stalls and all were drowned. Passengers intending to make tlie voyage usually provide themselves with protection in tlie shape of mosquito bars, head nets and thick gloves, and when on deck are com pelled to tie their sleeves around their wrists and their pantaloons around their ankles.— American Magazine. —The latest medical theory pre scritte» only two meals a day—one at the beginning and one at the end of the dny. If people adopt this plan and carefully avoid working between meals life would bo much easier. It is work ing so much between meals that makes life so hard. — Norwich Bulletin. —Washington Territory now claims to have over 200,000 inhabitants. B Skii-j eau T/ & Scalp R estored « by We have over foui the highest satisfartion. claim. Then- are twice threaher. This is no er BEST, and consequently, othing is known to iktkncb at and running no ri-k. guarantee it in every wav all com parable lo the CvTiouna RanaDisa la their marrellou, properties at cleansing. FANGLED * e“m'nln* our"' 1X1 X°T RE TÀI.KI CU tic U^ N purtf)in< and beautifying the «bln and In Surina torturing, dtsflffurins. Itchinc. scaly and pimply disease, ot tbs skin, scalp sad blood, with loos of hair. CfTfcvwa. ths gnat Ratv Ursa, and Cm- erst -OAF an exquislts Skis Beaotlfler. pre pared from It sitomally, and CrriccHA Rs soLviorr. the new Blood Pnrider. Internally cure every form of skin and blood disease, from pimples to scrofula. as anv other «trie or Remember, we guarantee the .1. I. Case "Airitator" th. ...» j . mschinTfor the he'nJSF' “* T°r’° *Wy “ ,hr”h" to ^rèltaMrtaV,,h"*her and "’•’»T P""* «’ ’1 “ U ^ in dan^r nf^^ ° “7”' fae,ArT who the*machiné e,!It? rMpT' ,h*n 10 «Périment with • new fsni*» tenbér’^o^rrS^in^i:,,1hn:‘TT "P’n- „pense, while your grm. ,0M “ * experimenting with new fsnjiM Sold every wbera Pries: Cl IlCl'SA. Sta.; Rs ooivaxT. fl: Boar. tSc. Prefared by the P ot m Date and C sbmical C o .. B oston . M ass Bend tor "How to Cure Skin Dinrasea~ MT Kmplea btakheada chapped and oily T1 MT akin prevented hv C uttwwa Pc*r Xta Dull Acbea Faina and WsnknsaMS In stantly relieved by tbs IX-nouMA ANTI Bau Puatsa. Iks eab pals Mita « staaam. ta w. p N. U. Na r. M. V. ar. KÜK, General A^anta, Fartland, Or. A