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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (April 20, 1888)
“NASAL VOICES, CATARRH AND FALSE TEE1 H.” A prominent English woman says the American women all have high, shrill, n isi.1 voices and false teeth. Americans don’t like the constant twining tlu y get about this nasal twang, and yet It is a fact caused by our dry siimulaiing atmo-phere, and the universal presence Ot catarilul difficult» «. But why ritould so many of our women have false t eth? That is more of a poser to the Eng lish It is quite impoasiblc to account for it except on the theory of derauged atonia, h action caused by imptudence in eating and by want of tegular ex ercise. Bo h conditions are unnatural. Ca'arrhal trouble everywhere pre- v> il ai d end in cough and consump tion, which are promoUd by md-nu- triiion induced by deranged stomach action. The condition is a modi rn one, one unknown to our ancestors who prevented, the catarrh, cold, cough and consumption by abundant and regular use of what it now known sb Warner's Log Cabin C<-ugh and Consumption Remedy and Log Cabin b rsapatilla, two old fashioned fetan- da> I remtdies handed down from our ance ois. and now exclusively put forth titider the stronge-t guirantaes of purity and t ffieacy by the world- famed ma ’ - of Warner’s safe cure. These two ri .nedi< s plentifully used as the spring and summer seasons ad vance give a positive assurance of freed, m, laith front catarrh and those dreadful ami if neglected, inevitable conn quences, pniuntonia, lung troubles and consumption, which so generally and fatally prevail among our people. Comrade Eli Fisher, of Salem, Henry Co., Iowa, served four years in the late war and contracted a disease called consumption by tlie doctors. He had frequent hemorrhages. After using Warner’s Log Cabin Cough and Consumption Remedy, he says, un der date of January 10th, 1888: “I do not bleed ai the lungs any more, nty cough does not bo, her me, and I do not have any more smothering anells.” Warner’s Log Cabin Rose Cream cured his wife of catarrh and she is ‘‘sound and well." 01 course we do not like to have our women called nose talkers and Like teeth owners, but these «ottdi- tions can be readily overcome in the nianntr indicated. OF GENERAL INTEREST. —A huge black fish over thirty-five feet in length was seen in the waters of the bay near Whatcom, W. T., re cently. •—Mr. Ruskin says the English have ccascl to be English. Some of the American dudes are trying hard to fill their places. —One thousand pairs of three-dollar opera glasses offered for sale in New York City wore found to have cost just seventeen cents a pair. —An organization of all the Mormon poets in Utah is in process of formation at Salt Lake City. It is projected "to encourage the poetic talent that oxists among Zion's-people.” —The registration in Philadelphia generally largely exceeds that of New York, although at the Inst Presidential election New York polled 230,000 votes to Philadelphia's 175,000. —Mrs. Mart Holeomber, of Brady Island, Neb., cleaned out a den of snakes on her farm recently, killing forty of the reptiles. The only weapon she used was a stout dub. —A Denver man has a collection of over seven hundred pens, no tw o alike. Some are shovel-shaped, others look like a miniature stove-pipe and others are delicate and diminutive. The Bank of New York has a chock yellowed by lira which was drawn by Aaron Burr August 14. 1734, and also another check drawn by Talleyrand and Gillian Verplanck. It is nearly one hundred and four years sinco the bank was established. —Every niafi when lie takes up his enrds at a game of whist holds one out of 635,013,559,600 possible hands. As for the total nunil-er of variations pos sible among nil the players, it is so enormous as almost to exceed belief. It has been calculated that if a million of men were to be engaged dealing cards at the rate of one deal each minute, day amt night, for 100,000,000 of years, they would not then have ex hausted all the possible variations of the canls, but only one-hundred thou sandth part of them. —An old Lako Superior sea captain says that nothing is ever done when a man falls overboard on that body of water. The reason, ho alleges, is that the water of the lake is so cold that a man can not live in it during tho time it takes to stop a rapidly moving vessel and lower a boat In twenty years ho never know but one man who fell overboard who escaped death. Others were apparently killeil by the shock produced by falling into such cold water. It is said, too, that the lako never gives up its dead, and sailors aver that no corpse was ever seen floating on the lake. A Fortunate llruggl.t. Mr. Edwin W. Joy L-r many yoan and now a proa. perouo drurjlat on the owner ot Sto kton and Market o* toots In San Franrlscis probably net er steamed ot rivaling In wealth tho wsUeino kings of tho country. But various rumors having been floating armnd to the effect that be has struck It big, an Kutminer reporter »as .tetalied to unearth the tauee, and after much difficulty unrelated tho lottos luz story: It seems that about seven rears ago an English physician, a great student ..f botany, b itted lore brief season bl thio < Itjr. Illa pnwtioo waa not as «•naive, and yet the few cases of a general natu-e that tame «o him atltart.-d r o luUo attention Ilia «reataet euc-eae teamed to ho In the treatment of liver and kidney diaurden. an.l vitiated bls«st. In tart hie ahUhy to esqm with thees common oom I lateta waa little abort of the mars elotia lleeeeiml al-o>*4 Is-eUible, and hie quiet, mode»« met ho. Is and hie well kt|4 eeeeet waa no much a myetery aa hhu ae'l. liter hit <l-pnrture about a year talar Mr. Joy A tewutned to fathom the SOI ret. and e -pyln« all tlw preecvipUmre ha had Bl led tor tho erratic doctor, he hogan a eyrnemaUo anal} ska In h a evamlnaU. w he discovered running all through tho peea-ripthma tor Leer and khh.ey troublea, > dialed Mood an-l stomach dlsro-lcra a couple of vegetable ex*reel 1 Indiger. ns tothtihaarla, ao Sim la and ►> sell known ur«lcr homeleer err day names to os err actio« boy aa to entirely diaaipato tho euapacton that they worn tho art!so prtnrtgtea Urvutsed. Bo certain, hammer, arm Mr. Joy that ho had Baras eared the aortal that he eanbodM the newet-menta la a pn-araUoa of Bar aa;ari.la to diagulaa tho taste, and put It belrsro hia rwatomera unrtar the aeoieet name of Joy* Vegetable Saraaiasrinm Immediately 1>>O earn a mar.alnw Moriao eaaao back of Ila ae«oa Wring elforta, and the meatery wee t.Jsod, and tho talk It hao created has al-eady oaumd It te otep into proanlnoaaoo, and orders pour fa daily from tut os er the c act. Poopio seem In be taking It and writ I rtf and talking about It Ihroarbswl tho Rata And Unto onrrther thllhwala tajuatry leape late satoeara -3. F. RISING FROM LIFE IN MINNESOTA. Pleasant It« KemlQisreacea Concerning Cool, Shady Climate. My attention has been called by some thing I have seen in the papers to the oool, shady climate enjoyed by the State of Minnesota during several mouths of tho year. 1 spent the early part of my life in the State, and listened many thousand times to the statement con cerning the dry air. Perhaps my earliest remembrance is of the doctor standing ovor the cradle and looking down at me. “Of course,” said the physician, "he ia squint-eyed and red-heade-i in the extremo. but ot«r fine, dry atmos phere will bring him out all right.” The people of Minnesota have never, as a ektss, lost their enthusiasm on the subject of tho dry air and the impossi bility of fueling the cold. Somo indi viduals have, of course, lost some of their ardor, but the people as a whole remain true. I refer above particularly to a man I once saw get up in a publio meeting to speak in eulogistic terms of the dry air. He had just opened his mouth to begin, when a long, gray streak of it happened to co.no in the ke}*-hole and freeze his mouth open, so that it was necessary tv put his head in tlie oven to thaw it out. This booming tliedry air isdiscourag- ing work, but still the hardy Minnesota pioneers keep on. Nothing daunts them. A member of the Legislature rises in his place to introduce a bill de claring Minnesota a win tor resort, only to find his teeth frozen together. But the bill is eagerly seized by tho nearest inemlier and passed, and becomes a law. They know no such word as fail. The nigged Minnesota editor sits in his oflicc, and while the dry air whistles around tho corner and blows the old pair of pantaloons out of tho broken window-pane, he writes an article on "Cool, Dry. Minnesota Weather versus Southern Rain and Slush.” There, amid the roar of the crisp, dry blizzard, surrounded by the howl of the business manager for moro coal on the tiro, hemmed in by tho harsh rasping of the surgeon’s saw as he amputates the frost-bitten right leg of the city edi tor—there, I repeat, with an ice palace to the right of him and a toboggan slide to the loft of hi in, and amid the squeak ing of the mercury in tho thermometer as it sinks to still lower depths, sits the vigorous Minnesota editor writing an editorial on “Frost and Health, as Op posed to Malaria and Death.” Several years ago a man by the name of Johnson came out to Minnesota. He had never had any experience with blizzards, but the people all assured him if he was evereaught out in such a storm ho wanted to liangon to a tree if he could find one. There were so many trees growing up in the country now, they said that tho storms had lost much of their force. They told him anybody could find his way in a storm if he could only get to some trees. Shortly afterwards, while a large bluish-gray blizzard waa I tearing aliout the country, this man had occasion to go to a neighbor’s place a mile or so distant. With a calm, childlike faith which it was beautiful to see Mr. Johnson out down a couple of small fruit trees, took thorn under his arm, and walked out into the unknown, trackless storm. After he had wandered three days and three nightshe ran onto an agent for a nursery frozen stiff and with over a hundred trees in his wagon. Then Mr. Johnson lost faith in trees and lay down beside the agent— F. H. Carruth, in Chicago Tribune. AN INDIAN ORATOR. A Speech Which Recalls That Famous Chief Logan. of th« THt GRAVt. Aa laeld.x Wk I eh Rall.rad th. Maaa» •a, of Camp LUa. 1 i.rte. h.< but one sncceMful creame.-Z, «nd Marlon Hartranft, a New York girl, »ho ' J* | I that doe« a business of^lQAXX) a • tne poMtteor of a pair ot flery re-t nair. *P_ | plied for an Injunction to restrain a publisher I -Oolden •V?S?*X ’ i £}abo*l from priming or «elllng a wi g ’*>««•. enllll.<L is the old saj jng ri^htlv nau.ed • Red Headed Girl ai d Whltehore. ttong»t«r. ! atn'ght, But there i« •oine’hiug that s at *ny Golden, »nd can be taKen J,lu,plerce'i Golden THE DEVIL FISH DESCRIBED BY ! hour of the day. TM« « W- welgtlt Medical DiKovery. 1 g?“» ^'¿rifulotte af- H CGO, TiTnoF ^rnonTtcnMeiou-’ inoD*ter than malaria, In gold to any on« »Utreriuir «¡1 djsea»«« of | fectlon* hnpu Itie. Uy drug- whether it takes the lorin of chills and fever, bilious remitt ant, a«ue cake or dumb ague. the liver aud lunge. IlHun auuut. L‘ke the octopus of the story it clasps the vic Dteta.t.u^^rT^rdteUnclnc». dur- tim iu its tentacuItB, and raids him a.1)'1 I closer in a horrible embrace. Attacked with Hostetter's Stomach Bitter», however, it g’ad 1 ing the day indicate rain._________ ually relaxes its tremendous grip, anally aban COWSVMPTION BUBELY CUBED. dons it, and the quondam sufferer, liberated at lasUreioicea in the tense of new burn freedom, your reader, thrt I have a P«: engendered by tlie restoration of complete T health. Dy spepsia. too, and constipation, those I itlve remedy tor the above “*"‘^1cb^’hsve old and remorscles« enemies of the human fam I ite timely u«e Ibousand, of ho^r1-?1,, m ily, gi\ e ground. and arc finally driven froin the field by this Napoleon of remedies, the : S greatest, the purest in the family pharmaco paua. Rheumatism succumbs to it, so do kia ney troubles. The nerves, when overstraineG, T. A. 8L0CUM?SE c ? m/pearl St. Neff York regain quietude and vig(»r by Its aid. and tne ability to rest tranquilly aud eat with lest are increased by it Ifeso* t to it in time and avoid unnecessary Buffering._________ _ • I believe Piso*- When 1 was in the army during th« r >o°"!‘uluUt‘'>n Ä winter of 1862 we were camped at th« niv life.—A. II upper end of Metairie ridge, some few Eililor Enquirer r S to«>. N. C„ Apm ^ miles back of Carrollton, La., and some seven or eight from New Orleans. Toward Lake Pontchartrain there was an almost impassable cypress swamp poÒMTLW’ERMAhÌENTLY and on the river side wet sloughs. Th« ridgo wus from a quarter to a half DRUCBffiTS.AMDDEALERS.ßERYWHEREj a mile in width and thickly settled. T he C has -À-V qeeler C o -B altc -M d - For what purpose we had been camped there we never knew, unless to try our constitutions in the very hot-bed of nzNtlY MAKINS FO" PLEASURE OR PROFIT, The best Cough Mali malarial production. The men were nl-usoii »IdiliMt toeagattolna 1W. clnu is Ptao’s tS" "«I- PE1MO. • profitable au.usemeiit. C onsumption , cbñ.t*0* giving way very fast, so that it was x l,le^u2kSof1’« ivtdy fiakmg at homo, and while Uko It without ol,|2nre’ can learn the art of rfriends and themselves, di* impossible to make out a picket detail gjviug •WSi5SJh*v« a taste tor tho woe k as a busi By alldruggisÄ»- oover »bother they’ ha e » lk nj. prort t f, oUl a very without taking men on the sick list. ne**. anti th«* •’* “J“*,® d fuft instructions m dv Just where our regiment was camped When a heavy cloud comes up in the south small inyeatmeut. iut tlw making ol ^nd amply surticient for homo the ridge was divided by a bayou, and west and set ms to Bettie back again, look out Beautiful woman from whence came thy bloom. tail, twelve aimpto ’ f d J iar 1W« "• cessurv may Thy beaming eye, thy feature» fair! for a storm. EW«JI F. 1>ER back of us. across this bayou, wa’ Whal kindly hand on thee waa laid- THE FLYING DOVE OF PEACE. U1VA.U 122 ELi* Htrcct. Han I ranciaco. Endowing thee with beauty rarer camped probably a thousand contra ’Twas not ever thus, the dame reP11^ A richly fronted quivering flying Dove “Once bands. The blacks were suffering pale thtofiure. bold. CO N.Stl M P A Dream of Life screen calendar. An im ] The beet PIANO on earth 1 tn nt fevers and other sickness and ported ideal head. An imported f osted The ‘Favorite Prei»cription of Dr. I j®1^® be I Haines Bro. e PIANO Wrought the wondrous change which you J PATTI’S preference. dying off very fast, although they were «now scene and a full set of magnificent hold.” meat A. L. Banoroft A Co., Be thoroughly acclimated under ordinary flora! cards. Fourteen artistic pieces. Musical Departí- oat Bt.. Ban * ranoieoo. Cal. Sent to anyone who will buy f om a drug Wild geese flying over in great numboiS indi- circuiustances. Our picket line was sta gist a box of the genuine D h C. M’I. ane ’ s vute an approaching atorm. tioned just back of the contraband C elebrated L iver P ills (price 25 cU.) H obb s N krvk T omc P ilis bring the rosy j camp in the edge of the swamp, but and mail u» the ouiside wrapper from the HUD»» .vr.niu ........ - nt nf hpahh to the sallow ballow checks. sait box with 4 cents in stamps. Write your , tint of health cheeks. . *or —------ what was expected to come through address plainly. F leming B ros ., P itts every where. *______________________ this morass, except alligators and burgh , P a . If afflicted with Bore Kyes. use Dr. I»“° other indigenous animals, is more than Thompson’s Eye Waler. Druggists sell it. Z5o. Only one woman has been hanged in Ma.-sa we ever found out Near the post oc chunette since the year 1775. J. H. er anil Anal» Ural cupying the northwest corner the con < lleuilwt. laboratory. 1W Mrtt H-. 1 500 REWARD. Or. Analyrei made of all substaiices. Kates trabands buried their dead with all the If you suffer trow null, heavy headache, oh-1 for assaying gold and silver ores »l.ao. “ai a- solemnity and superstition of thr st ruction of the nasal passages, dischaig* sfall > ages s, ut by u ail or express promptly attended from the head into the throat, sometimes I REND FORCIRCUL a Í African nature. From comrades who ing profuse, watery, and acrid, at o'heis, thick, . o, and returns made. had been stationci on this post we had tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody and Wakclee'r Squirrel and Gopher Exterminator. la-on told of strange occurrences that, putrid; if the eyes aie weak, watery, and in ; Try Tho BUYEHS’ GUIDE is it. and prove the best ia tho cheap, st. flamed; and there is is ringing in the ears, deaf ; issued March and Sept., in spite of the solemnity such things nesa, hacking or coughing to clear the throat, Wakelee & Co.. San Francisco. each year. It is an ency of offensive matter, together usually inspire, would convulse us expectoration w ith scabs from ulcers; the voice being changed clopedia of useful infor with laughter. and having anaral twang; the breath offensive; mation for all who pur smell and taste impaired; experience a sensa chase the luxuries or the One day after he was relieved, Joe tion of dizziness, with mental depression, a necessities of life. We C. S------told us of an incident that hacking cough, and general debility, then jou can olothe you and furnish you with fullering from « hronic nasal catarrh. Only >>ften recurs to me. The ground, a* a are all the necessary and unnecessary few of the above named symptoms are likely every one knows, on the Mississippi to be present in any one case at one time, or in appliances to ride, walk, dance, sleep, one stage of the disease. Thousands of cases eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church, bottoms of Louisiana, is very low, and annually, without manifesting half of the or stay at home, and in various sizes, at any time in a hole dug the water above symptoms, nsult in censuinption, and styles and quantities. Just figure out in the »¿rave. No ditease is so common, will come very near the surface. It end what is required to do all these things more deceptive and dangerous, less understood COMFORTABLY, and you can make a fair was so with the graves dug by the con or more unsuccessfully treated by physicians. manufacturers of D*. Sage’s Catarrh estimate of the value of the BUYERS’ trabands; they would immediately till The Remedy offer, in good faith. $600 reward for a GUIDE, which will be sent upon ------ NEED IT! with water to within a few inches of case of catarrh wljich they cannot cure. The receipt of 10 cents to pay postage, Remedy is sold by druggists at only 50 cents. ure and Immediate relleOn all ewes oiT the top, which made it necessary to MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. Sprains, Bruises, Contusion«, Abralsioa^ 111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, I1L put weights on the dead bodies in The biggest wagon facto: y in the world is to Burns, scalds, etc. Prevents IttBaiumA I mation, and effects marvelous curet. | order to sink thorn so they could be be built at Louisville. hose who suffer’ fruin ATthiiiA ritwkfr covered. There was uo such thing to FOR RICKETS, MAKA8MVS Sore Eyes or Sore Throat, will find it a be had ad oottins, and the burials were WASTING UISORUEKS OF Incompat able remedy, as a single trui I will prove convincing. I CHILDREN, made in blankets. When I say cure I do not mean merely to «top them I no who suffer, from Hollsi Buñloiirir' for a time and then have them return again.. I mean a J ih I before night Joe saw a contra Meott's EmulHlon of Pure Cod Liver Oil Pain tut Corns, cannot .dtord tobowlthog radical cure. I have made the disease of r ITS, t.l IL with Hypophosphites Is un> quailed. The ra EPS? <»r FALLING SICKNESS * life-long study. 1 a bottle of Ihls mo-t soothlnz .em-j, band funeral approaching his post and pidity with which children gain flesh and warrant my remedy to cure the worst cases. BocHuee ' which give. Instant roller, strength upon it in very woudertul. Head the others have failed is no reason for not now receiving a through curiosity stoppci to watch the following: “I have used Scott's Emulsion in Ilea. Indigestion. Nervous I’yspepsliTwtt ', cure. Bend U once for a treattoe and a Free Bottle proceedings. The corpse was laid ill cases of Itioketa end Marasmus of long stand trt my infallible remedy. Give Express and Post Office. ache. Earache. Inltiinmalory hheiimulM 11. G. ROOT, Jf^Lj.183 Pearl St. Now 1 ork. ing. and have been mon- than pleased with the and all lied and liihanied .Swellln« tlie grave and as it would not sink results, ss in every case the improvement was readily cured by ihls^uisgic aydic.ii«,. heavy sods taken from the surface marked.’ —J. M. M ain . M. D.. New York. Q1PINIA/AY KKAWK’H, FRANK «ft □ I till WA I . BA< II. Gabler, Roeniah I «S’ THOUSANDS^ were placed on both head and feet. Pianos; Burdett OrR*ns. band instruments. Largest ITCHING PILES. OK THE MOST stock of 8heet Music and Books. Bands supplied at While the body was slowly sinking the S ymptoms —Moisture; intense itching aud stinging, -1 FLATTERINC TESTIMORIl Eastern Prioe*. MATTHIAS GRAY CO . 206 Poat venerable white-hairod preacher was most at night; worse by scratching. If allow©«! to con Street, Ban Francisco tinue tumors form, which often bleed aud ulceiate, KKCEIVED FKIlM exhorting the attendants and com becoming very sore. S wayse J m O intmkst stops the n agent wanted in every town ALL PARTS OF THE COURT Its superior excellence proven in millions of homes for itching and bleeding, heals ulceration, and in m«ny I mitting the body, "Dust to dust.” cases removes the tumois. It to equally efficacious in more than a quarter of a century. It is used by the on the Pacific Coast for Kiinhalt'a Liquid Gltta. Naaded in aveiy lamity. 534 Vats acts St., 8. F , Oat. TESTIFYING TO THE all Skin Dise<M?s. DR. SWAYNE A 8ON. United fitatrs Government. Endorsed by the heads of Just as they commenced throwing in curing Proprietors, Philadelphia S waynk ’ s O intment can the Gvat Universities as the Strongest, Purest and most 4 O "V E PA CT8. Hea'tiiful. Dr Price's Cream Baking Powder does not dirt, up darted the dead body, head be obtained of druggists. Bent by mail for 50 Cents. contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Hold only iu cans. AND THE MERITS 01 tirst. half way out of the grave, and PRICE BAKING POWDER CO. Montreal boasts the only “religious daily” in SEATTLE, W. T. NEW YORK. CHICAGO. ST. LOUIS. the last one of them ran away yelling. the world. It has been running twenty-eight The Northwestern Detective Bureau, incorporated by __________ ___________ Joe burst out laughing, as he saw that years. the laws of Washington Territory in 1888, has corres lOBB'S ’TONIC i ponder ts stationed at all important points. All detect A-k Your IfriigKlat for ll. the weight that had been placed on SAFE. SURE. AND SPEEDY. ive business of either criminal or civil character promptly INERVE 1 PILLS attended to. We desire agents and correspondent!« it Depot 1056 Howard 8t„ San Francisca ¡ I he head of the body had slipped ofl No ex - riiH» reined.» ever yet devised every city and town bi Ue United States and Canada Price, 50 el«._______ Large Betel*,|¡ All business strictly col lid enti al AddreHH ail letters to and, of course, the buoyancy of the has ao fully and unquestionably met these WEAK, NERVOUS N orthwestern D etective B ureau , Beattie, W. T. water quickly forced the corpse into three prime conditions as successfully as PEOPLE an upright position. A llcock ’ s P orous P lasters . They are ft I A Al ft ft 1st Premiums. 25,000 fn use, Should Take this Great Pill 20 Ytiars EstaUisiied. New It was some time before the negroes safe because they contain no deleterious | I ft N 1 1 I W IX V« Panted Steel Tuning De vice, rn us« in ii'i other Piano, by which our Pianos could bo influenced to return and drugs and are manufactured upon scien Hobb's Nerve Tonic ftand in tune 20 years, good for 100 ; not affected Pills are composed of complete their burial. They believed tific principles of medicine. They are by climate. No wood to fplit, break, swell, shrink, sure because nothing goes into them ex just such elements as there was something supernatural cept ingredients which are exactly adapted crack, decay, or wear out; we guarantee it. Ele Enrich the Blood and gant Rosewood Cases, 3 strings, double repeating strengthen the Nerves about it, and no amount of talking to the purposes for which a plaster is re action; finest ivory keys; the Famous ANTISELL. givingthebodythespring Call or write for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTISELL could convince them to the contrary. quired. They are speedy in their action and elasticity of youth. because their medicinal qualities go right PIANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows’ Hull, Mar Men and Women suffer — B-’iZAer H. Webber, in N. Y. Graphic. to their work of relieving pain and restor ket and Seventh Streets, San Francisco. from Derangements of Shirts. Underwear, Suspefc ing the natural and healthy performance 1^7»=----------------- ----------------*------------ ----- the Nerves and Pover Hosiery, Gioves, Necks» Pipea Again in Faahion. of the functions of muscles, nerves and ty of the Blood« Wo see I 2i*a.x-xxxs for Srxio. It in the whitening hair, skin. Collars, Culls, Etc. t ,,R < •«< • HU to M. GRIP the untimely wrinkles, O MN, Crtttc.nwood Shasta County. 0*1 . fruit belt •Tipe-stnoking is on the increase,” the loss of form —in fact, of UpiMjr Sacramento Valley ; or, to 8. GRIFFIN. Tolo. AH suffering from irritation said a Fulton street tobacconist of HonrseneRM. Jacutin County Or., center of Rogue River Valley. in all the signs of prema the Throat and Hoarnenetf will be grea •> stir ** mild climate and Dmdtirt:ve'iesg. ture old age. “Years ago it was not unusual to meet prised a* the immediate relief sffoi-ded by th« Men, YoungMen.Old us« of "Brou n'it Bronchial Troche*." 8old only Illustrated Catalogue, withUfl it half-dozen men pulling on brier in boxes. Men, and Young Old for Soli Measurement.Mailed ha POSOS CUKE FOR CONSUMPTION _T _ "^"aMen, von need Hobb's roots during a walk of as many blocks, Piso’s Cure for Consumption is the best Cough Nerve Tonic Pills. It fs Brain Food, it but until recently the custom has been Medicine. If you don’t believe it, take a do«e. 18 a muscle in vigor ator; the Waste ----, UUll'IO U VUV »» buildsup <t rt IV places ; makes the weak strong and vigor- i regarded as vulgar, and Patscy with By druggists. 25c. a bottle. Ous. Are you suffering in secret for past •rrnr« 9 IV a will errors? We will indorse for you i if »___ you tr, fl his dudhocn was the only man who See Antisell Piano advertisement. the Nerve Tonic Pills. Even if you are braved popular prejudice and saun weak and nervous with loss of vital power — T by G krmka for breakfast. your manhood almost fled, leaving you pale- tered homo with a pipe in his mouth. FOOT OF MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. faced and hollow-eyed — Hobb's Nerve During the past few months it is sur Tonic Pill« were made for you, and all Dealer in specialties and (General Agent for Camellina improve« and preserve* the complexion. persons with the following complaints, prising how malty pipes have been ▼is.: Palpitation of the Heart, Flutter- -old. Nearly all the old stock is gone, ;nff»Trembling, Hysteria, Nervousness in any form, Nervous Headache, Neu r^r: and the manufacturers are smiling at ralgia, Cold Hands or Feet, Pain in the the pio-pect of a rush for the holidays. r — HW Hack, or any other form of Female Weakness which we do not care to enu Tlie profits are not meager, but ol Skir| te Scalp merate. Try them, and you will join the course they are nothing to those we i.nl8<Li 8 ?! bappy men and women who DISEASES their behTlfDr’ ^°bb iOr hl8 great Work in make on cigars. The malo portion of Hilf- ;-:c u red by." They drive away Pimples and Blotches Now York begins smoking nowadays !kllWaU8eJl dul1 yellow Bkln be L. -4 at the ago of seven years, and never C utic U fv by a Clear Complexion, and leave quits until death. Cigarettes, or “coffin Ffc/^dtçs. the brightness of youth. Thev are su?ar- S andlkaDK O,Vi°ne Rl11 Rdo8e‘ ^r,ce 50 cte* nails,” as some per»o is call them, are a Bottle. 8eut by mail or all Druggists. 1V lamght by every one. Even young DOR CLEANSING. PURIFYING AND HOBB’S MEDICINE CO., san FRANCISCO, CAL women, school-girls and old women I beautifying the skin of children and infante and curing torturing. diaflKuring. itching, scaly blow a cloud occasionally. We should and pimply di.eases of tlie skin, scalp and all get rich if there were fewer in the blood, with losa of hair, from infancy toold age the Cuncma R kmidixs are infallible. business. The man who doesn't smoke dispensary . C uticura . the great Skin Cure, and C uti I CURA SOAP, an exquisite Skin Beautifler. ex «■OB.'UunX OB. something nowadays is a rarity."— ternally and CrncuRA K krulvknt . the new X. 1’. Mail an4 Express. Blood I-urifler, internally, cure every form of •Uwloor mMrtad mao D1I«RK FOODBVIY POWKKN. akin and blood diseases, from pimples to ¿1«.ho miller with aero ula. 8T MANHOOD' Tho Advance is not guaranteed to be equal to others, but guan» He Muzzled the Dog. 8olde very where. Price, ('UTicrKA. 50c.; S oap . H ta 'S^ c Ì at Ì c I PIS «3 ss st&’&ss. KNABE! O P?PRICE^ S i CURE FITS ! T 0 L SI A J Northwestern Detective Bureau, MITCHELLS MAGIC LOTIM LIFE RENEWER. MEN’S FURNISHINC COADS, 232 Kearny St., San Frana« SHIRTS Tym Tlie Cœur d’Alene Indians arc said to be tho bust behaved in our Territor ies. The Indian Commissioners who visited them to treat for a part of their reservation for tho Spokanes, say they have among them a high degree of civ ilization. Their chief, Seltice, made a I speech which recalls that of the Indian chief, Logan, once so common iu tlie school books of the country. He said: We understand that the paper which wo signed is to go to Washington to Its seen by the President and tlie Great Council. I know your hearts with re gard to it. and they are good. How ever you fix it, it will be right; but I plead wiih you. I implore you, I call on the Groat Father, who will hear nte, preservo for us and our children for ever this reservation, where are our schools, our churches, our homos, our graves, our hearts. The Government has now thought of our claims for our lost land, and they have sent you to us. Nerrou, DeblUty, 8para. Of this we are glad, bnt neithor money »c.: R molvkktt . fl. Prepared by the P ottrr a.»» i 8«®ipai L omm "Must I put some muzzle on my D rug amp C hbmical C o .. B ogtom . M ag *. nor land outside do we value compared u ’’•UlnzMem Bead for •H qw to Cure 8ain Dteeaaee.” with this reservation. Make tho pa|>er dog? ' he asked at police headquarters « Baby’s Skin end Scalp preserved and strong; make it so strong that we and yesterday. W beau titled by Ci th i ra S oap "Well, no; not now.” K idmky P ains . Backache und Weakness Itoo. PU im , B .«IUCK. all Indien* living on it shall havoit for »ore Throat, Uloera E . cured by C uticura AMTi PAiNPLA«TKK,an "Dot’s how I belief it was myself ever. We also wish you to make our MerourL Kidnap instantaneous pain-subduing plaster. 25c. schools and our churches so strong that Can 1 do somethings mit a boy?” “What for?” they will l>o hero forever for our chil- , .Owe Bettie or Cenfldentlaiiy “VhelL a few days ago a boy conies _____ 189 ds 184 THIRD ST. dren, when wo have passed away from BLY ’ S the wttrld and gone to the Great Father by toy place. My big dog vhas oudt Blr O T im «Iven an Ivey. doors. Dot boy half a dog aboudt so above. — Chicago Times. •*1 MilatBctlon in tb* 1 TO S DATS high. My dog chaws him oop in two cure of Gonorrhoea end • • • >----- Gleet. I prescribe II and —Tltore is a firm in Berlin that em nunnte*. Dot boy comes in und says Fries, 50 cents. I eel safe In reccinaiend* ■rsmirbytto ploys two bundled girls who manufact if I doan’ put wine muzzle on my dog Will do Moro atxksi > Ins It to all sufferers. ure little bundles of an Use pt led resain g he haf him shot.” A. J. STOSEk. M.D m IB CVB1WU "I see.” material, with which all German sol Oecetur, III. “ 1 puts dot muzzle on. To-day my PRICBSl.no. . diers (re to ta» supplied in future, so CATARRH Sold by Druggists. dog vhas oudt doors, Dot boy come, that they ntay be able te dress their along mit his ahmall dojf. _ When he Than »BOO „wn wounds iu the absence of a surgeon. The girls are all dreaeed in white linen Sees dot muzzle he cries out: •Seek him. Tiger!’ und dot ahmall dog Beks la Any Other Way cloak« «nd are «triotly forbid Ion to bring victuals or any thing else into my big dog until he can't shtand oop no more. Vhas dot some conspiracy the to m where they work. ia. k. ..ZTutemit ’ 1 D"“’‘ —The results of the survey and last or what? Do I half some false pre UtKWnsgOtttaM B.H-1.. Mk-h sensus of India are that the area of tense on Tint boy. or wLill he walk . n*h,rx Tïp* ■•*- the Peninsula of Hindostán is 1.382,- aroundt und tell efery body dot it vhas a big shoke on Snvder?”- Detroit Free 624 «quart miles, and the population ' Fi««bit FÎÎndtx, 01““' 121 253 891.Ml. Although Immense tract* Press. INFANTILE \ The Van Monciscar « C atarrh CREAM BALM, SEND FOR OUR CASH ïï Ri« 4,,,r,K"X,r:rÄ ADVANCE ENGINES THRESHERS, eed to be far superior and better in every particular. If wt it costs you nothing to try it. Kriebel Engines, Stationary and Marine. Laundry Ma^inen. ACME ENGINE, the be«t Coal Oil Engine in the world. No Erg neer In »1 VERY ECONOMICAL. Theo'VEn«in,S0oU^li;ni^nM W Bo, Farm E"«lne Tai k Pumps .t-veral Mari HP Work nf PurP°8pM« Farm, Church and School Be.U Park Tni a Creamerv Machinery, Hancock Inspirator*» ‘“Lto:' .'■*« t aietit Wrenche-. ll a.k-nntb, v renette-. 11 a< k - mini, pit" F*rm Drill,‘' Boiler Feed and Duplex rumt» bteani Filling Goods. Lnhrics ting Oils. Belting and Hose, Self-Healing Datil _u_ _ Tubs. Tiir i RAWSOn MOWERS AND REAPERS, THE LINDGREN CHEMICAL FIRE EXTINGUISHED »or Villsgesjrtores. l«ublic Buildings and Keeidencca fire DKFARTMEMT MUFPLIEN or AI.I. KISDS. *L . ............. “ OF ALL MS M|l give 1 represent tho manufactnrers direct I ran Want JOU K<x>d f°«ds St a bargam. Send for desi riptive circular ot «WI* IMPORTANT. ef country are annually cultivated, ac cording to tlie most recent survey 10.- 300.000 acres of 1 md. suitable for ettl- t'Vation, have Hot as vet Itoeii plowed. At the same time, 120,000.000 of acre« ere relurned as waste land.— Publie Opim'on. —Tlie Botanie Gorden at Oxford 1« velebr.ite I for iu eolleetion of aquatic plants. Tlie colored waler lilies are •specially handsome thia year, includ ing the blue water lily from the Nil« and the red water lilv from theOangea. The former opens In the day time, but ■he latter then remains closeil, ope ti ll g at nlgltk *lt 1* a pity.” says • o-cent visitor tn the garden, ‘that líese fl >r«l peacocks do not show their 4uls toirsthsr. ”—X y Ledger. Meat of the London churches have ffered up prayer* for the recovery ol the I rowu Prince <»f Germany. ___ The Oregon National Bank ___ or Poin.m RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAU —Teachers in the Province of Quebec are paid about 1150 a yeai Il AI.l/N each. —God only knows how blessed he a »VYwroa aawBpY fob could make ns if we would but let him. coven colds ihcifiint (Oftsrapnon —.VacdoaaAf. And all Tkroafl aad L«n« Trowbtaa. —A man. in thia world, is a boy ■•1« bf all (»ranlsta f»r M 0.1«. *. a. cATts a co., «polling in short syllables; but he PBoFBirruBa, will combine them in the next — «L RAW Fit A MC IMO ficectier. —A man must be excessively stupid. «• well as uncharitable, who believe* th.-re is no virtue but on hi« own side. Oa.Bellr.Mlah. — Ju4.«w«B. PULMONARY I OCB TRADE MARK «»t th»t Ih'. fcds*"« . _ .«Cs—Bl Rankn« Pyh on Han Frenctacn «ni *». . 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