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MCMINNVILLE
'AN EPISODE OF CITY LIFE.
I
THE MAN FROM TOM'S RIVER
NO. 118
JULY 29. 1887
THE LIMEKILN CLUB.
fteod Advice Present«»«! Free to a Young
Swell Head.
IF WAR BREAKS OUT.
BLACK
BIRCH
ik
n
WOOD.
It. U.e For Ornamental Purpose. Highly
Recommend eel.
Probable Effects of a Europeun War«—Of
Advantage lu America.
Three years ago. the writer built a
“if I xmi I John Buckhorn ar’ in de hall to ( If war breaks out it is inevitable that there i
11*
EVERY TUESDAY AND FRIDAY i A Josli hitcomb looking old gentleman
night I should like to hev him come for’d,” must be a great fall. Russia by a groat war dwelling house in the country. In
tat most of the day yesterday on a seat in
You may have seen something in the pa said Brother Ganlner as the dust settled
would bo almost inevitably rmuierod bank- I selecting the woods for the interior of
the ppeu lot commonly called Union square.' pers alx>ut tbe coast defenses. The idea has
He bad his hat off so that the zephyrs oi 1 somehow got abroad that our coasts ought to dowii and the menders got their feet | rupt, au«l a repudiation by Russia would in- j the house, his attention was called to
drawn
in.
flict terrible losses, not only upon the Russian some doors the builder had put into a
spring could zeph through his late hair, and be lined with forts and guns as a warning to
Lord John, who is a young man and a people, but upon German and other investors. ;
feet were drawn up into the legs of hi- Europe against declaring war against us some
house he had just finished for himself.
Talmage
Heath, bis
young
member,
made
his
way
up
the
center
Then, again, tbe outbreak of a great war
boots where they could swell on almost in morning before breakfast. Engineers have
Publishers and Proprietors.
Remarking that I had nover seen black
aisle
nnd
os
ho
reached
the
pn'sident
’
s
desk
would
not
improbably
cause
a
panic
upon
the
definitely if they felt totter that way.
surveyed and reported, and congressional
Berlin bourse, and ¡»ossibly also upon that of birch used before in the insldo trim
He was dressed plainly and he canned with committees have sat and reported, and for tbe latter continued:
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
“Brudder Buckhorn, I h'ar dat you ar’ Paris. Lastly, it is to be rocoilected that ming of a house, but that I liked its
him an emaciated oilcloth grip that bad no ' about $80,000,000 we can get things in such
One year...............................
00
talkin”bout a tower to Yurup, an’ you is
Six month»..........................................
125 doubt put in a long, hai*d winter. He shape that when the enemy’s first iron-clad sayin’ you is gwine to rent a box in de pos' were a groat war to break out tho govern fine grain and the handsome color of
Three months....................................
75 watched this bag so closely that he did not heaves in sight she can be saluted in proper offls, an’ you has bin talkin’ considerable ments engaged in it would be obliged to issue the wood. T decided that I wanted
very large loans. If the war lasted long
have much time to commune with nature or style.
’bout ownin’some pine lands down in Ala other loans would t>e issued in quick succes birch used at least in one of the rooms
Entered in the Postoilice at McMinnville. Or., enjoy the broad and beuutiful sweep of coun
A lot of us were sitting in the depot wait bama.”
as second-class matter.
sion, the national debts of Europe would in of the house about to be built The
try which extends longitudinally from Fourth ing room at Trenton, and the only man w ho
“Yes, sab.”
crease enormously, and thus one of the great builder thought the architect might
avenue to Broadway, merry and musical ; had a newspaper was reading away for dear
“Ar’ you gwine to tower to YnrupF
causes tending to raise prices would be object to its use. as it was not a wood
with its myriads of song birds. The twitter life, when a stranger entered with two sach
I
“N-no, sail.”
GOING«
stopped; the supply of securities weuld be much known to the trade; nnd then he
of the silvery voiced sparrow and the tropi- \ ets and a tall girl, chucked the baggage under
“Got yer box in de poe’ ofiis picked out?”
•
*
immensely augmented all at once, while the related how ho had selected it from a
cal, dark red notice to “keep off the grass,” , a seat, waved the girl to another, and walked
Moving about the quiet ways,
“Not yit, sah.”
growth of wealth would be checked.
did not seem to calm him or soothe his anx- I up to the man with the newspaper and asked:
lot of odds and ends of lumber lying
Sitting beside the hearth,
“
An
’
I
sposedem
pine
lands
in
Alabamu
ar
1
W o<h, of course, would continue to grow
iety.
“Mister, is there anything in the paper all in your eye?”
Joining rs best she can and may
about his shop, more to get rid of au
in
the
countries
that
elided
war,
and
also
1
drew
nearer
and
engaged
him
in
conver
I
about our coast defenses?”
In the careless household mirth.
“Y-yes, sah.”
in tho countries which themselves were not unsalable article than for its appro
sation. Nothing gives me greater pleasure
“No, sir!” was tbe gruff reply.
“I reckoned so. You ar’ a young man, an’
Yet always through the haunted nighty
than to make strangers in New York as com
“That’s singular. Have they given up the you has de swell hea«l an’ want to swell out. | made tho theatre of war, and which had not priateness or its beauty, and, that his
As through tho restless day,
too large a proportion of their male popula new house was built principally out ot
fortable as possible while here, so that they idea, do you think?”
You want to be tooken fur a millyonoire, tion in the field; but along with this growth
Feeling—another hour is passed— *
will
feel
like
coming
again
frequently
and
odd lots of stuff which had been ac
“
I
don
’
t
know
what
you
mean,
sir.
”
Of tho time that Hies away.
when you doon’ ai’ru but seben dollars a
doing their trading here. I believe th'at this
“You don’tl Why, they’ve been talking week an«l you am wearin’ a hat of de style of of wealth (hero would also bo a great de cumulating for a long time about his
struction
of
wealth.
At
tho
very
time,
there
The last frail strand of the cable
is the only true way to build up a town.
for the last year about building forts to pro three y’ars ago. Bi u«l<ler Buckhorn, I want
fore, in which securities were being most rap premises.
Is parting slow’ and sure,
He said that where he stopped they wanted tect our coasts. I live down near the mouth to spoke a few plain words to you.
Subsequently, an interview with the
That never again to the harbor side
idly manufactured there would be a great
to take his valiso and give him u check for it, of Tom’s river, and I rather expect they’ll
“When dat disease calle«l de swell head
My bonnie boat will moor.
but he would rather have the grip than any build a big foijt there. The way things are keeps a grip on a young man arter he has check to tho growth of wealth. There must, architect resulted in getting him to go
check he had seen here yet. He had taken , now England, France or Germany could de passed liis twenty-fo’th birthday, he am purty inevitably, therefore, be a fall in prices; and and see the house fiuished with birch
My bonnie boat, that may come again,
one check already in making change with a clare war against us and land a force at , sartin to eventooally bring up in <le lunatic ! if the war were protracted the fall might be doors and trimmings, whieh ho ad
God temper the wave and wind!
considerable, and the recovery would be long
To gladden sad eyes and yearning hearts.
party day before yesterday and there wasn’t . Tom’s river before we had our eyes open. | asylum or «le i>oo' house.
mitted looked very well; but then he
delayed.
That now ore left behind—
a bank in town that would cash it for him.
They’d land right on my farm, and nobody I “De ptisson who goes aroun’ purtendin’ to
had never heard of birch being used
There
might
be
an
exception
in
favor
of
“The trouble is here,” said he, “that every | knows the damage they’d do. Don’t see any be what be ain’t, lie’s laid out to hoe de hard
May come again, but not to lie
American railroad securities. Even in them before for any such purpose, and he
‘nducement is held out to prevent a man thing about a fort at Tom’s river, eh?”
Safe by the old home shore;
est kind of a row. He may fool a few ole there would be a fall at first, but probably had grave misgivings as to the result
from getting acquainted, and then when he i “No, sir.”
The anchor of youth is almost weighed;
I women an’ young chil’en, but de rest of de
ese
wants to get a check, or postoffice money ! “Well, that’s singular. If this government Ì I world will tumble to him fur what he is. Not they would recover quickly—first, because a of tho experiment if the birch was
They will cast it never more.
order, or anything else cashed, they tell him ' expects me to get down Behind a rock with only dat, but «ley will dispise him fur his hy rreat war in Europe would increase the de adopted. But without further argu
And it’s oh. and it's oh, for the sinking dread.
tie has got to identify himself. Now the only I my old shotgun and keep Europe from land pocrisy. Samuel Shin, w ho aims about fo’ mand for American produce; secondly, be ment, tiie architect consented to atrlul
It’s oh for the climbing sorrow,
man that I’ve bad any dealing with is the ing at that point it’s expecting a leetle too dollars a week, could circulate aroun’ an’ tell cause there would be tendency to send capital of the new wood, and it wits introduced
As ever the cruel, creeping night
man that give me this check and I can’t find ; much of one man. I’d tight to the death, of de people dat he wasgwine toopen a nashunal out of the l>elligerent countl ies to the neutral
Brings on the weary morrow!
him. l’vo seen pretty near everybody else, ■ course, but the chances are that a hull navy bank or build an elevator or organize a countries for safe keeping and for invest into the wainscoting, doors and fire
S,
Love that is truo must hush itself.
bat I haven’t saw him yesterday or to-day. I could lick one nigh sighted man. So tbe steamboat line. He might git a dollar’s worf ment; and, thirdly, because the population place of the dining-room, and it re
Nor pain by its useless cry,
and
wealth
of
the
United
States
themselves
sulted most satisfactorily to all parties
I hadn’t anything else much to do yesterday, , paper don’t say anything?”
For the young must go, and the old must bear,
of credit at some co’ner grocery, an’ some growing so rapidly that tho home demand for
and so I thought I’d kind of make it mv busi- | “Didn’t I tell you no in the first place?”
And lime goes by, goes by.
shoemaker might put a lilt on one of his heels securities is vast, while Amerioan investors having a voice in mutter—the architect,
ness to hunt him up. I went over to the post- ! “Say! inebbe you don’t keer a copper about an’ chalk it down, but in a few weeks Samuel
—All the Year Round.
the builder and the owner.
office about 10 o’clock yesterday morning and ■ coast defenses!” exclaimed the two-sachel would take a powerful drop, an’ when he rarely invest their money in securities of
Persons who may not know the nat
ltetuseU According to the Bill.
watched all day for him, because I was pretty ! man, as a red spot appeared on either cheek. caiue down do concussion would jar de but foreign gov<v nments, and they would not be
likely to be temple« 1 at a time when those ure and color of black birch after
tolerable
sure
he
’
d
lie
down
after
the
mail
•
“Not a copper, sir!”
She was the daughter of ono of the con
tons off his shirt.
foreign governments were exhausting their dressing and jMilisliing may bo inter
gressmen who bad assisted in drafting tho before night, but if he got bis mail at all that i “I thought so from the start! You live out
“ ‘Spose’n, Brudder Buckhorn, dat Jay resources und ruining their prospects in a ter
ested ill knowing that the grain of the
interstate commerce bill, and having made a day he must have sent for it. No, 1 gues« I in Michigan or Indiana or Illinois, and are Gould should go aroun’ claimin’ «hit he writ rible way.—London Saturday Review.
wood is very close, the color mottled
copy of it for him had become tolerably wouldn’t care to give up my sachel to Tom, tucked away in some holler where the sheriff de works of Suaks|H*an‘, or dat de mayor of
familiar with its provisions. So it was only Dick and Harry and take a check for it. ! can’t find ye, let alone an invader of our sa Buffalo should bob up an’ declar dat he writ
and slightly darker than satin-wood.
About
■
I.iicky
Star.
natural perhaps that when u notorious flirt Checks are all right in their place, but this is ved sile? Oh, no, you don’t keer!”
‘Paradise IxNt!’ Can’t you h'ar do dull
Black birch makes beautiful furniture,
“
Brandenburg
Lucky
Star
”
—
so
The
“Father!” chided tbe tall girl as she half thud with which dey would strike de airth in
proijosed to her tho other evenmg she should no place for checks.”
called becauso it uppeured the night in and the only complaint made against
The style of the old man was so amusing | rose; but he turned on her with:
utilize the bill in refusing him.
about ten «lays?
uf itforhou.se trimmings is tho oare and
_
“No, George,” she remarked in decided that I sat and talked with him a long time, ! “Mary, you keepshet! I’ve alius thought
“Jlst sot yerself down son»«» day an’ ema- which Elector Johann Sigismund,
tones when he bad risen from his knees, “it for I thoroughly enjoyed him and it seemed a if Europe declared war agin us we’d have gino what woul*l hev bappene«! had Horace Brandenburg, was born—is, by German extra time required in nailing the
can never be. I would not dare intrust my relief for bun to have somebody to talk with. I I plenty of enemies right at home, and here’s a Greeley claimed that he was George de astronomers, expected to mako its appear boards, to prevent splitting.
Tho above incident was brought to
happiness to a man who would be certain to He told me where lie lived «nd bow different cuio to prove it ! Stranger, did you flte in the Fourth, or bad John Jacob Ascor asserted ance again within tho next four years.
In 945, during the reign of Emperor Otho the writer’s mind from seeing in u
indulge himself in many like and contempo bis home life was from “this hurry and rush last war?”
that r.e was Capt. Kidd!
and crush and cussedness on every hand;”
raneous attachments.’’
“None o’ your business, sir.’”
“I say to you. Brudder Buckhorn, drap it! I. say the German papers, a now and Western newspaper devoted to the
“There’s his open hand, gentlemen!” said Be who you ar’ an’ what you ar’. If you brxliant fixed star was seen in tho con-
George protested that if she would consent bow he went to bed as soon as the chores were
lumber interests the following:
to be his ho would never look at any other done and slept like a top, but here he couldn’t the two-sachel man as he turned to the git up to <8 a week, let de world know it. itcllation Cassiopeia, which has the shape
“’Die price of black birch of best
sleep nights with so much hurrah and Fourth crowd. “When you find a man who don’t If you drop ba«‘k to 85. don’t lie about it. An’ of a W. In 1264 a similar Mar was seen
girl again But it was no use.
keer how soon the hull of Europe jumps on about your disease, it «loan kerry a person in the same place; and again on Nov. 11, quality Inis recently gone up from «7
“You cannot alter my determination, of July going on in the streets.
He
aimed
to
go
home
to-morrow,
he
said,
this country you liave found a mau who’d ■ off, like gallopin' consumpshun or typhoid
to «1)6 per 1,000.
Tho extraordinary
George. Nothing would indue« me to plight
S'
but had overplayed himself by cashing that dig up the bones of Washington and sell ’em fever, but it holds him up to de ridicule an’ 1572. when Tycho Brahe noticed a bril* advance is due to. the discovery that
my troth so long as I remained sceptical in
liant star of unusual magnitude in a spoi
blamed
che.k.
He
had
another
check
of
his
to a junk man for $5!”
contempt of all sensible men. It might help where ho luui only seen small ones until [ boards cut out of the first logs are sus-
regard to my lover’s constancy to his promise
own, but he “balled up” as quick us he tried
The man with the newspaper laid it down, you to soak your head in a pail« of warm
k) take mo for better, for woi-se, for richer,
to got that cashed, for the same old reason , got on his feet and asked the other if he water. If it «loan*, you’«! letter put yer head then. It luul no tail, nor was it sur ' ceplible of a very high polish, and can
tor poorer, for short ha* for long haul.”
lietween two freight kyars an’ kt ’em come rounded by a liaze, that might lead ob be used for almost any purpose hitherto
would step out doors a minute.
George fumed, bit his lip and vowed that that be could not be identified.
He said he was a man in bis own town that I
“No, sir, I won’t!” was the prompt reply. t >gether on ye. You may now resoome y« r servers to take it for a comet; it resem I 1 exclusively reserved for mahogany,
»be was too cruel.
everybody knew. Even the papers had said “In the fust place, I’ve got these two sachets seat, an’ if the ailment continers to grow Oil bled, on the contrary, the other fixed which is worth nbout «250 a thousand.
“I am not cruel. George. I am only frank.
Chat “he was thoroughly identified with tht to purtect; it the second place, there’s Mary; ye I’ll look about for some remedy which de stars» and alied a more brilliant light than
You provoke Just such scepticism and lam
The advance has been expedited by the
growth of the place,” and now be couldn’t lie in the third place, 1 don’t fight with no man club kin apply.”—Detroit Free Press,
tho stars of the first magnitude, excelling
jf a peculiarly exacting <h’<f»osition. I would
identified
to
save
his
life.
in this respect Sirius, Jupiter and Vega. discovery that tho best black walnut is
who did’nt fight in the last war. In the fust
iemaial of my husband a complete surrender
The check which he had originally was one place, I asked yo if there was anything in the
It could only I m » compared to Venus, giving out, Black walnut from Arkan
>f his heart to me uud ia lime you would re
An Unexpected Suggestion.
that he had folded up very small and in vari paper about our coast defenses.”
and was visible also in tlu» (laytime, even sas and the South is so porous that It is
lent that demand :;s awarding mo undue and
“
Say,
Gaddersby,
”
said
Mr.
Smith,
as
he
ous ways till it was pretty grim and smelled
“And I said no, you idiot!”
treasonable preference; you would upbraid
came into the fish store with a lot of tackle at noon. At night, with a covered sky, of very little use in furniture-iuaking.
like fi ied pork, but it had an honest air about
“And you said you did’nt keer. ”
aie for expecting you to exercise unjust dis-
in his hand, “I want you to give me some fish while nil the other stars arc invisible, it The best black birch is fonnd almost
it that even a $10 check may wear. I knew
t
“Neither do I!”
»riiuination against other and com’/eting
to take home with me. Kind o’ fix ’em up so was repeatedly distinguishable through exclusively on the barren copper and
that I could, with slight trouble, get identified
“There’s bis hand agin, gentlemen! While (hat they’ll look as if they’ve been caught to the clouds. Tycho was convinced of its oro regions between Marquette nnd
ladies of your acquaintance. So you see,
myself, and so I took the paper off bis hands, I’m lying liehind u rock at Tom’s River, wait
George’’-----
complete immovability. Its light began Ashland, where all other timber is
t5tr
after he had indorsed it. He was very grate ing to sell my life in defense of my country, day. will you?”
But George had vanished into ib« outer
“Certainly, sir,” said the grocer. “How to fade in Novemlier, 1572, and after
ful and wrung my band in a warm, enthusi here’s a feller from Coon Holler, state of In
stunted in growth nnd very ;>oor.
Uu kness. —New York Tribune.
many?
”
having shone for nearly seventeen
astic way that repaid me well for the slight diana, who don’t keer a cooper’s copper how
“Oh, you’d better give me three or four months it disappeared entirely in 1574. Hero boards cutout of tlio butt, quickly
favor I had done him.
I quick Europe kivers the site of New Jersey bnss. Make it look decent in quality without
In vain the astronomers have looked for assume a lieautIful red tint on being
One advantage of being a man of plenty of with the blood of our bravest men!”
TJir “lire King’s” Ointnient.
appearing to exaggerate, you know.”
it in its wonted place since; but now, exposed to the atmosphere, and can be
A writer in an Es’glinb fin? paper says the means is the great chance thus offered for do
“Father!” chided Mary again.
“Yes, sir. But you’d better take white after the usual jieriod of about 300 years, polished up to a grent degree of fine-
showmen who perform such wonderful feats ing favors for those who need them and who
“Leinme alone, Mary! You know all fish, hadn’t you?’’
it is expected to show itself again.— , ness.”— Scientific American.
with fire, and announce themselves us ‘‘fire are grateful and appreciative.
about carpet rags and darning and house
“Why! What makes you think soF
My friend did not seem to want to leave work, but you never heard the rumble of
Exchange.
kings” and ns being fireproof, use an oint
“
Oh,
nothing,
except
that
your
wife
was
— a pruiiniiuni junx aeaier rcentl’ p «
ment made by dissolving two ounces of cam me, but at last I told him that I would have war. If Europe is going to jump onto tlxis down here early this morning and said if you
received an order for ten thousa
rropS.
phor in four ounces of aqua vit®, and then to go down street to see bow my affairs were country I want to know who's going to shoot «Iropped in with a fish pole over your shoul
PHYSIOLOGY AND HYGIENE.
tomato can«. The dealer elf • ii„,r.c -l.lv reno-
adding two ounces of liquid storax mid two shuffling along.
1 me in the back as I face tbe enemy.”
der and a generally woebegone look, to have
He shook my band again warmly, which 1
ounces of quicksilver. Two ounces of hema
The man with the newspaper opened it and you take white fish K possible, as she liked Out Door Exercise—Treatment fur Short- that much of tlii« kind of tin -I. nn'lm « hccoiii -
sighted net« and Other Imperfections.
tite, beaten into a powder «and mixed with the did not feel very distinctly, for it was still sat down with a dangerous glitter in bis eyes, that kind better than any other.”
for corners and edge piece« r 1':ll,;
paralyzed
from
the
first
manifestation
;
then
above ingredients, completes the mixture;
and there was a solemn silence for a few min
Of late years American women are devot grade of trunks, while man y ,,
Mr. Smith took white fish.—Merchant
he
told
me
I
must
coma
up
and
see
him
this
and when it is rubbed on the bands, a red hot
utes. Then the Tom’s River man edged over Traveler.
ing more and more time to various forms of use it for flushing« on ro. «. l.,u
iron may be held in tto hanjls and tont summer and stay a week or two. I gave him to Mary and they slid out doors together.
out door exercise. Horseback riding es
double, or by its use one can safely walk on my card and he went down the street, hum Then he beckoned through the open w indow
Rapid Trnnnit.
pecially is more generally practiced. That dealer i« obliged to melt the t dder of ■ Francisco,
ivd hot irons. If used too often it discolor» ming to himself and swinging bis Russia ; to three or four of us, and as we went out li€
Hotel Clerk—Look nt my new diamond. this enjoyable exercise is also eminently Btraigliten tlie cans out into fl it sheet
ukn kept
the skin. Perhaps some fireman will try it. iron grip against the legs of the hurrying surrounded us and whisjiered:
healthful would seem to to demonstrated by pack the pieces in flat bundle, to.'«hip
It’s a darling, ain’t it?
terms.
though wo cannot say that the result would throng.
“Gentlemen, it’s my solemn opinion that
Guest—It’s a tine stone. May I ask where the superior vigor and robustness of English meat, and only gets about«, per ton
As he sailed along and finally out of sight that feller is a jannisary from Europe wbc you got it ?
be satisfactory or not.—Boston Transcript.
women, to whom long daily rides are fnjOjiMroiibl*^
he seemed like a breath of sweet clover and has come over here to coax Uncle Sam not tc
Hotel Clerk—It’s one of the French crown quite a matter of course. In regard to the
wild thyme, although he didn’t seem to be put up any coast defense. I want to say jewels that’s just been auctioned.
advisability of the side saddle, also, as good
The Manicure Clnb.
having a very wild thyme; but I could picture right here, and I want you to hear it anil re
Guest—See here, that auction only began authority as The London Lancet has stated
his
sunny
home
up
in
the
hills,
as
he
described
Not a <lay pa.«srs that some new elub is not
member it, that if the enemy lands at Tom’s two days ago. From Park to Omaha is quite that as a matter of fact, although it may not
»taited here. Many ot these organizations it, where the drowsy sounds that come with a River it will be over iny dead body, anti J a stretch.
appear to be the case, the seat a woman en
8IMM0NS
livo but n season and then go to piece* like a country twilight, “like doves in quiet neigh won’t be to blame for it.”—M. Qua«»
Hotel Clerk—Guess everybody knows that. joys on a side saddle is fully as secure and
house of cards. .Some one with a gift for borhoods,’’ lull the warm spirit to gentle re
not
nearly
as
irksome
as
that
which
a
man
Do you suppose I’d risk such a stone on ship*
figures might count up these clubs and ar pose, and I almost made up my mind to go
Imard! No, sir. It came by cable, that stone has to maintain, unless he simply balances
Bill Nye’« Questions and Answers.
range them in alphabetical order, for one of there when the summer gets up on its bind
himself and does not grip the side of his horse
did.
What is good for a lacerated wound mad'»
there times, in after ages, andiffldogist» may feet and liegins to hump itself.
Guest—Take something with me.—Chicago either with the knee or the side of the leg. It
partly (y n barbed wire fence and partially by a
I
believe
I
will
do
this,
for
thus,
in
a
few
is curious to note the wav in which the legs
wish to know about them, and wbat do you
Times.
coarse, self-made dog?
of in«« who [>asx much time in the saddle are
suppose they will over think of the -‘Manicure weeks, I could board out the <10 check ha
For a lacerated wound made by a borlrd I
A
Preliminary
He
port.
gave
me,
and
which
I
have
since
learned
“
ia
affected. Riding with a straight leg and long
club ” tho very last to be bom into the social
wire fence and an impulsive dog. I would
i
not
available
for
our
columns.
”
—
Bill
Nye
in
A
youngster
of
the
mature
age
of
10,
cap
circle if nobody place« it on record! Thia
suggest, change of **ene and rest. You could tain of the Boomer club, a baseball nine in stirrup almost invariably produces “knocked
New
York
World.
knees.” Nearly nil the moulded soldiers of
special elub consists of ten members, devoted
rest standing up no doubt better than any an adjoining city, r.xvntly received a chal
the British army suffer from this deformity.
m tbe culture and improvement of finger
other
way.
•
lenge from a rival club to play, which be ac On the other hand, riding with a short stirrup
Hard to Flense.
nails, US its name implies. It meets once a
State what you know of tbe mind cure, of which cepted. Before the game took place, how produces bowed legs, as seen in jockeys,
week and the prize condition of those lit)
New Arrival—Yah, I von Anarchist am. we hear so much.
ever, he prepared two report« for tbe local
tinge,' tit's is -northing for the “professional" Di* was no vree goundry. Liberty vos von
The mind cure is something that I know papers, either one of which could be uhp <1 as I grooms and hunting men. The long stirrup
rider grips bis horse w th the knee, while the
* t„r to dream about! After each fair lie
very little aliout, and yet I often very ( beer occasion demanded. One set forth in glowing short stirrup rider grips with tl»e inner side
¿ember’s nail« have been duly examined and
Omaha Man—What do you complain of fully write about things of which I know-
terms
a
victorious
result
for
the
nine.
The
of tto leg below the knee. This explains ths
criticise.! ’>v tie eetaiuittre,” a popei on the particularly.*
even less than I do about this. The mind
“Look nd New York vere I stop. A man cure h a kind of scheme by which one mind, other merely left a space for his score, with different results.
subject of hands, their core and culture, u
this
concluding
comment:
“
Tbe
game
was
read, and then the club adjourn, te a want to kill bisself in der Cendral park und through its power over another, banishes dis
I
kvt to tbe Boomers through bail umpiring.”
The Bell of J nut ice.
luncheon that .Mve. filbert nrnte wlMt be get put in der prison vor sixty days.”
ease from tile physical being. I once cm This was taking time by the forelock, indeed.
In one of tbe cltira of Italy, In olden time«,
moon, mto the background for the time be I “Is that alir
ployed a tall, thoughtful man to como an 1 —Boston Gazette.
•.lie king «-niiMed a 1*11
be hung In the tower
“Is nod that enough» Vat you say vree treat me on this plan Ho rame several day»,
Ing—Boston Herald.
>f one of tbe public squaiw, and railed it
goundry for ven a man not even baf dot priv and the rosults weie not very satisfactory.
Of No Intrrr«t to Him.
‘The bell of justice.” It wan commanded by
ilege to kill meinselfr
lu—Hurlcn «r th. bi. A. K.
One day it flashed over him that bo bad for
Mrs. Gttzzleheimer, the wife of the eminent Jiis king that any one who had been
“That’s onlr a state law; them is no such gotten ’both days to bring bis instrument
lu
vronged »houid go and ring tbe toll, and to
law in Nebraska. You just tike the cars to with him. The following day he came iu brewer, was rending the evening paper:
“Vat vas der news mit dot paperC asked
Hanscom park and"-----
with his mind done up in a shawl strap. He Mr. Gattletolmer, who drops into English rail tbe magistrate of tbe city, an 1 ask and
annual eix-ampment, shite
-wceive justice. The «Cory 1« told that when,
“Maybe I go ferder west.”
began to work on me, but did not succee«!.
Jgpynt -
I n tbe course of time, tto end of tbe toll rope
“W«H, then, stop in Colorado; there you Then he rose, buckled up h» shawl strap an«l occasionally.
“
I
see
<ler
hop
crop
van
going
to
be
a
laid
'-ottwi away, a wild vine woe tied to it to
ran kill vourself. or kill some ooe else, or get
oarerts that the G. A. R. killed, and no one says a won I about it. startel to go. I asked wbat the bill was, but failure this yrar airrad r,” replied the lady.
* lengthen it; ami one day an old and «torving
in which
A
bo
said
nutbiag.
Pisugurateii in Indianop- There is plenty of freedom In this country if
“Veil,” raid’to eminent brewer, “off you
.
^stituu«i
Tbs principle,” raid be, “is this. One can’d find more interesting news as dot, den ‘lorae that I um I l>een atoniioned by ite owner
,r., !>y rtSt. K l—rtS. F<*-
«ml
turned
out
to
«lie,
wandered
into
tto
L
in AugU'i.
you
only
k«ak
for
it.
”
mind, by its control over another, works the
uirmlcre «ere initiated,
’x?wer, and in trying to eat the vine rang tto
ksC, —hen twe
“I dink I go back mit New York.”—Omaha cure. So it is necearary not only that 1 have I goes to schleep mit myself ouid.”
Holliday, iffitor aad pro-
And in five minutes lie was snoring — New toil. Ami tto magirtrate of tto city, coming
'among 'bwn
World.
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a mind that I «ran apply, but you shoukl also
[«•'.apotn
% ami f*. A.
1 tn see who rang tto toll, found ttoie old and
jctaUM o<
at least have a arar or sonjething to show York Hun.
i-»
«ion agent for Indiana,
«tarving hor«e. He «'au.**d tto owner of that
«oBtogvr.
wbert your mind used to lie. You should
¡io idea from an IDinoH
j dor*, in wboee nervice it had toiled and been
Pickle*I
E
ks *-
Cen. FreUs
have bwMi fair and «quare with me and told
iionson. who reid lie didn t
-
«Acer -JMi
Pickled raff’ funitoi a reiUb enjoyed by 1 worn out, to to mimmoned before him, and
and that lndi-
me in tbe first place that you was destitute of
hhvo m
of the matter
anythin? of that kind. That was tbe way to many pernnuM. Bod tto raff* iiard and put { iecree«! that, a» hi« |xx>r h**rw bad rung tbe I
«wa re!
move the j rail of jm»ti«*. to «Iwmld have justice, and that
treat a fellow man who bad never harmed ntocuid water for a moment.
M the Pittaburf
butter
i Ln September. I1»!«,
you in anv way.” He then strode out of iny «belle, stick clove« Into tbe:u and drvp mi I luring the Lot**’« life bb owner should pto- I
| ride him with pioper food, drink and »tab!«
iven
i
vlnraor.
•partmeute -Bill Nye ia Boetoa Gtoto.
Frtte«'« adjutan- gen-
A. K. ta teght euue
---- Istnied----
Bill Nye Encounters a Whiff of Clove«
and Wild Thyme from the Couutry.
Who Doea’nt Propose to Allow an Enemy
to Land on Ills Coast.
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