The Telephone=register., June 10, 1887, Image 3

WEST SIDE
TELEPHONE.
ADMTNNVILLE
WEST SIDE TELEPHONE.: MAIilllA WASHINGTON
---- Issued----
EVERY TUESDAY AND FRIDAY
NOT AN EDUCATED WOMAN IN THE
—IN-
SENSE OF TO-DAY.
JUNE 10, 1881
THE FASTER’S WflST DINNER.
Merfatti’s Knife and Fork Idlo
After the Fifty Days’ Fast.
WOMAN AND HOME.
Even
CORNSTALKS EOS INTERIOR DECO­
NO. 104
EFFECTS OF NITRO-GLYCERINE.
| Contradiction of a Newspaper Article.
Explosions Cannot Cause Annihilation.
A COAT OF ARMS.
A nitro-glycerine explosion cannot THE EASE WITH WHICH ANY PAR­
Merlatti, contrary to expectation, nccom-
cause annihilation of human bodies,
RATIONS.
plishei his extraordinary fasting frat, which
VENU CAN SECURE ONE.
horses. magazines, etc., as therein stated.
commenced fifty days 'before. There lias
— BY-
It
is
true
tliat
a
man's
body
is
often
re
­
Bhe Was a Poor Spelter and Her Gram- I been some ioubt as to his having completely
J Png Dogs vs. I.ittle Children—I'.eonoiny
duced to minute atoms, but the debris How the Duke of Sutherland Was As­
mar Would Haidly Pass Muster—Indis­ fulfilled the terms of his engagement, since
Tnlmaue & Heath,
and Self Denial—Life in the Country. will cover the ground for a largo space
ho began to take a little chemically prepared
tonished—His Coat of Arms Emblazoned
criminate Use of Capital Letters in
Publishers aid Proprietors.
Happiness Without Wealth«—Hygienic all about, and it is impossible to gather it
wino at 5:30 o’clock onoafternoon, thostipu­
ou an American Citizen's Carriage.
riling—The Homo Sphere.
lated time being 6:30. Ho was also given
together. 1 have seen a number of ex­
Hint.*—Paragraphs—Notes.
Hunting u Pedigree.
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
pepsum and meat powder, but his
plosions, and in tho winter as well as the
Martha \V a&hmgton was not an educated some
In
log
cabin
farm
houses,
and
even
in
still
One your............................... .................... |2 00
stomach rejected them. Tho wine, however,
summer.
That
tho
snow
or
ground
re
­
Up
to within a few days ago there wras an
woman
in
tho
sense
of
to-day.
She
did
not
Six months...............................................
1 25
did him good, and ho was able to swallow it ' humbler homes, it is possiblo to introduce
Three months...........................................
75 spell well, and her grammar would hardly in ropcatxxl gulps and with infinite relish. I aesthetic effects by a free use of cornstalks mained pure and spotless in any case, Englishman in New York city who spoke his
after such an explosion is false.
native tongue in all its formidable atrocity.
stand tho parsing of the public schools.
Entered in the Postofflc® at McMinnville. Or., Copies of two of her letters to her sister, Mrs. According to tho opinion of somo of tho I for interior decorations. No one can have
1 was on tho ground within ten min­ Ho is tho Duke of Sutherland, who lias “done
as second-class matter.
doctor! he will be unoblo to eat any solid ■ failed to notice the rich golden color and utes after a nitro-glycerine explosion that the States” many times, but be appeared for
Bassett, lio before me. They were written at food for twenty-five days to come.
i satin sheen of cornstalks in the late autumn
the first time during this last visit in private
about the beginning of the revolution. She
Those who flocked to tho Grand Hotel j season. Their lightness of weight fits them happened in the woods near Aiken, this
begins ono thus: “1 hace wrote txjyou several recently for the purposo of seeing tho Italian admirably for the purposo we havo just indi­ county, about four years ago. A shooter ball and drawing room. Hitherto lie hail
CATTLE OF CHICKASAW BAYOU,
preserved
his insular prejudice against tbe
tijies, in hopefc it would put you in mind of take his first installment of nourishment were cated, while in the mere matter of exterior was driving along the road with a sleigh
A Desperate and Gallant Charge* Made me, but I find it has not had its intended ef- rather disapjiointcdat finding, notthecorpso finish they are scarcely inferior to bamboo load of sixty quarts of tho explosive. new rich Americans. But last spring, at the
by Gon. Frank Blair’s Brigade.
fect.” Further on she says: “The rivers Ztas i like form which they expected, but t man I cane.
From some means or other, tho stuff went inaugural ceremonies of tho Panama canal,
A charge made by Gen. Frank Bluir on never been frozen hard enough to walk upon still apparently in health und spirits, although
Let us illustrate by taking tho simplest log off. There was a bole about three foot he made the acquaintance of our former min­
Monday, «the last and bloodiest day of tbe tho ice since I came here.” Among the mis­ languid in body and anemic in feature. i cabin, with unplastered walls and bare raft- deep and four feet square blown in the ister to France, Mr. Bigelow, who was at
battle, was ono of the most desperate and gal­ spelt words of the letter are: “Navey” for Mcrlatti was propped up on pillows and re­ I ers, upon which the floor of the second story frozen ground. The horses wero hurled Colon at tho time tc tho representative of tho
lant feats recorded in history. Separating navy, “loded” for loaded, “coles” for coals, clined on a couch, near which wero oxhlbitod —perhaps a mere loft -rests, thus answering forward about twenty-five feet, and their New York chamber of commerce. This ac­
induced him to break through his
him from tho steep bluffs occupied by tbe “distant” for destined, “clere” for clear, some of his drawings. A long counter kept | the double purpose of flooring and ceiling. I find quarters wero driven forward into quaintance
former habit, and in his last stay in New
enemy was u cottonwood grovo, which had “heare” for here, “plesed” for pleased and the frequent and inquisitive crowds of men | In order to conceal the unsightly chinking of their bodies. Nothing remained of the York ho consented to bo present at tho wed­
been felled by tho Confederates, and which •“great! ul” for grateful. Company she spells and women who thronged to sco him from mud or plaster which fills tho interstices bc- sleigh but splinters, and those wero very ding of Mr. Bigelow’s youngest daughter and
was an entanglement through which an un­ “companey,” and persuaded “perswaded.”
approaching too near his resting place. The I tween tbe logs, a dado is the first device, or small. A part of tho tongue, with ono Charles Stuart Dodgo nt St. George’s church
In tho fac-simile of a letter that sho wrote ; comparative healthiness of the man's appear- rather wainscoting.
armed, unincumbered man co« Id pass with
Tho stalks are selected of uniform thick­ of the whifHetrees, was still connected by in Stuy vesant square. It was his former re­
only the greatest difficulty. On the side of to William B. Reed, of New York, in 1777, I I ance after so long a fast can only boattribut-
fusal to join in any society festivities that led
tho cottonwood maze, next to the enemy’s see that she knew no other punctuation mark ' cd to the fact that tho pangs of hunger aro ness, and are then cut. into such lengths as the harness to the horses. Of the unfor­ him to imagine that tlio costume which had
position, was a deep bayou, whose opjiosite than the dash, that the apostrophe was a , mitigated und intermittent after the first fivo may be desired for tlie height of the wains­ tunate driver, we picked up probably served him as a similar occasion in tho west,
bank was somo ten feet in height. On this stranger to her, and that her writing, though or six days. Thus, when I first saw’ Merlatti coting. Tho cutting must, bo done with great thirty pounds of flesh and bone. Several when a cowboy espoused a ranchero, would
it is best to cut each stalk by lay­ treeo wero chopped down to secure small
bank was a series of abattis, whose pointed not illegible, was far from beautifid or ele­ ' there was a strong expression of pain on his accuracy;
ing it against a pine stick selected as a gauge. portions of his remains. His face was do hero likewise, and bo appeared at tho Bige­
limbs barred the approach of a hostile force. gant. The use of the capital was as embar­ i face, and his eyes v.cro of an unnatuxil
low wedding attired in a (leer stalking hat,
Another sot of stalks is now to bo cut, and
Just beyond tho abattis was tho first line ot rassing to her as the use of tho punctuation ' brilliancy. Thcso symptoniG wero quito con- i these form tbe ceiling decorution. Tho width intact, but there was nothing left of his tweed suit, and heavy hunting Brogans.
rifle pits. Gen. Blair, with four regiments, point, and her letters look as though the cap­ ■ sirtent with his case, because tho agony of ‘ between tho rafters furnishes the model for skull; but the ground for an area of sev­
This was forgiven a duke, however, on tho
was assigned to carry tho position in front of itals had been shaken out of a mammoth pep­ hunger is most acute iu tbo earlier stages of i the length of these s'.ilks, for wo are now eral acres was covered with the blackened score of eccentricity, and, the ice onco broken,
per
box
and
permitted
to
lie
wherever
they
suffering.
Sinco
then
he
has
been
in
a
state
portions
of
the
wreck,
interspersed
with
him. Ho must mako his way through tho
I of languor and exhaustion, varied occasion­ ' speaking of the most primitive form of log darkened blood stains, that showed out distinguished social honors poured in ui>ou
dense fallen cottonwoods, ho must then de­ fell.
him. The last and climacteric exhibition of
ONE OF 1IER LETTERS.
ally with feverishness, pains in tho head, cabin—one which has not even a plastered clearly from the snow.
scend into, cross tho deep and muddy bayou,
the ducal coronet was witnessed at tho recep­
ceiling.
One of her letters, commencing “My dear frenzied drcams and touches of madners.
climb its steep bank beyond and then break'
Aug. 27. 1885, a nitro-glycerine factory tion of Mrs. Hicks-Lord, when the wild wails
If paper is not too expensive for th® upper
Latterly he had begun to suffer more
through tho deep abattis that crowned its Fanny,” was lately communicated by tho
wall surface, the cheapest quality of muslin was blown up, just beyond the city limits. of tho pibroch, perpetuated by Mrs. Lord’s
top, where ho would find himself on u level, Rev. H. E. Hayden, of Pennsylvania, to The severely in tbo head and stomach, but his can first bo tacked «round the four sides of Twenty-three hundred pounds of tho ex­ private piper, hailed his grace of Sutherland
uncovered space swept by rifle pits, scores of Magazine of American History. It is dated energy has enabled him to persist in liis de­ tho room above the intended wainscoting, and plosive were destroyed. Tho wreck was as ho entered. It was then he uttered a good
guns and other lines of defenses which cov­ “Mount Vernon, Aug. 7, 1784.” and the ver­ termination to the bitter end. Efforts wero a low priced wall paper of desirable tint ap­ complete. A horst* was killed, and his Ixxly old fashioned English word, beginning and
batim spelling and punctuation are preserved ! of course made to mako liim break his fast a plied; or coarse muslin of some pretty shade
ered tho foot of tho sloping bluff beyond.
was blown several yards, but it was not ending with tho letter d, followed by tho
! fortnight, ngo, yet there is every reason to
Ono would fancy that tho feat of charging in the publication. Somo of the sentences ■ believe that he has dono his best to subsist on may furnish tho covering without the ad­ annihilated. Several heavy iron safes were namo which we aro forbidden by the bible to
begin
with
capitals
and
some
without.
She
across this space, every inch of which was
I nothing during* the fifty days but the filtered dition of «paper. Tho cheafiest quality of turned over, but they were not removed apply to our brother.
swept by riflemen and artillery, would be an writes of “My little nelly,” referring prob­ water. I left Merlatti this evening at tho crimson cheese cloth Kiokos a handsome back­
THE LAST STRAW.
from hitman vision. Where the factory
ably
to
Nellie
Curtis,
and
in
the
samo
line
utter impossibility. Mounted and in full uni­
banquet, over which lie presided, in tho ground in contrast with the yellow corn­ had stood was a large hole in tbe ground,
“This beats my time,” said tho Duko of
says
that
“
Tut
is
tho
same
claver
(clever)
boy
form, the gallant Missourian led tho charge.
Grand Hotel, Every seat at tho tables was stalks.
and a space of about twenty acres covered Sutherland. “I shall tako to tho yacht to­
How ho ever forced his way through tLc you left him;” thus capitalizing the boy’s full, and nearly one hundred guests, amon^
For the wainscoting these are applied
morrow. Why, this afternoon on *1 paflKXl a
fallen timber, descended into and climbed liOiiie, while she gives no capital to that of them being some women and children, were simply by means of long brads driven through with kindling wood. There was a score shop on Fifth avenuo what should 1 sco,
out of tho bayou, gained a passage through the girl. She writes Fanny that “The Gen­ present. The Italian sat among tho mem­ Qu- stalks immediately into the logs around or more of the heavy iron drums in which standing in front but my own carriage—-yes,'
the abattis, and all tho tirno covered with a eral had received a letter from her papa,” bers of tho medical committee, a lady being i t!ie four walls. The upi>er ledge will of course acid is transported, scattered about. None by gad! I saw a carriage with my own coro­
tempest of shell and bullet, and escaped an­ dated at “richmond,” liegins the next sentence on his left. He seemed to regard the rich I be perfectly smooth mid even if tho sticks of them was annihilated. I can cite a net upon it.”
nihilation cannot bo told. But he did it all, with a small letter, and in it capitalizes viands, appetizing sauces and sparkling ; have been carefully cut. As n finish for tho dozen more cases if necessary.—Brad­
Tho duko ought to havo demanded an ex­
and accompanied by a single man, also “Brothers,” “Family,” and “General.”
spread out in profusion before him I top, cornstalks are to lie laid along this ledgo ford (Pa.) Cor. Scientific, American.
planation of tho owner; but as ho did not wo
A person uses his best grammar while writ­ wines
mounted, he rode into tho first lino of rifle
with
a
half
sad,
half
amused
air,
but
liis
I
transversely,
and
also
secured
by
long
brads.
will furnish him with one. Tho coat of nrms
pits. Ills regiments struggled after him, and ing, and he who makes mistakes here makes knife and fork wero silent amid tho clatter 1 Ibis finishes the wainscoting, unless one
Dignity at the Capital.
emblazoned on tho family carriage of n sim­
secured lodgment in the first line of works, more in conversation. Martha Washington of plates and the popping of champagne.— , wishes to add to tbe security of tho part next
Originally,
it
is
said
in
history,
the
ple
American citizen is a burmloss exhibition
and held them for a time, but, being unsup­ may have been well educated in the school of Paris Cor. London Telegraph.
' tbe floor by u thin strep of pine wood.
United States senate was a very dignified of the proprietor’s vanity and tho earriago-
society
and
in
that
of
life.
She
was
certainly
ported they had to return to their original
Since it costs nothing except a few hours’ body; its members were returned for maker’s complaisance. Tho citizen, however,
not so in books or literature. There was no
position.
Banish the Railroad Stoves.
| labor, ono may well try the experiment, if many successive terms; they were men is not wholly to blame. Fortuno had smiled
Blair was a most interesting man in every library to speak of at Mount Vernon, and
For the last forty years, since railroads wily for the sake of the beautiful ipsthetic ef­ who belonged to the old colonial aristoc­ upon him, and he had a carriage built. Noth­
respect. Tall, well formed, with a “sandy” Gen. Washington was more of an out-of-door havo been equipped
heavy cars and fect. If preferred, a narrow shelf may run
ing to condemn in that. Ho, liko a sensible
complexion, light gray eyes, heavy mustache, man than a student. Wo have no record of run at high rates of speed, scarcely a year around tho room at tho head of the wains­ racy, which held itself aloof from and man, hud intended to havo his cipher on the
clean shaved face, and a fine forehead cov­ his wife being a reader, save that she read a has passed without the loss of life from burn­ coting, particularly if it l>e sufficiently high above the people as distinctly as the land­ panels, But the “women folks” wero more
ered with a mass of reddish hair, distingue in chapter in her Bible every morning after ing car wrecks. The method of heating cars ' not to interfere with the furniture. On such ed gentry does to-day in England. The ambitious, and never rested until in a mo­
stylo and bearing, he was handsome and breakfast. She knew’ nothing about novels, now is substantially the f ame as it was forty a shelf bite of bric-a-brac may be arranged to tradition of this has descended; much of ment. of weakness ho consented to emblazon
commanding. lie was slow and deliberate and the American monthly magazine, the years ago. Each car has a stove, and the great advantage. The polished surface of the dignity, it is true, has evaporated, tho doors of his coach with a coat of arms.
in speech, like one accustomed to addressing great family educator of the present, was not only improvement yet made is a better system the stalks easily prevents tho accumulation of but tho recollection of the personal con­ Now the question arises: How to get one.
sideration still lingers, and the women of His ancestors and ’himself havo struggled
largo audiences; ho was versatile, doing yet born.
of securing them more firmly and putting
Martha Washington had, however, the best them in a sort of metal casing. But the be­ dust.
everything well, from leading a charge to
The sticks for the ceiling are laid bet ween the family make tho most of it. It is along for a good many years without feeling
advantages
of
the
day.
Her
whole
life
was
uncorking a bottle, and in all instances char­
ginning of the present year has shown again, the rafters, and secured to the planks by amusing to watch some of these ladies. any special need for armorial bearings. This
acterized by a calm, dispassionate manner spent among learned men and bright women, and with horrible emphasis, that the precau­ brads, making a solid surface, and repeating Many arrive in Washington knowing contentment or neglect seems to havo closed
but
there
is
no
record
left
that
she
was
bril
­
and a manner full of dignity. He never
tions against the burning of wrecked cars the effect of the wainscoting, except for tho nothing of the social usages that prevail tho way now to coronets, and, besides, he
seemecl to havo the slightest knowledge of liant in social conversation, and you w ill read are totally inadequate, and that tho present division formed by the rafters.
there; ignorant of the very meaning of lives in tho United States, where it is consid­
Lhe-composition of fear—if ha did, ho con­ in vain for tbe reported bon mots of Martha system of heating should bo superseded by
A hostess who deplored the poverty ot u precedence; not aware tlrat people ever ered an honor not to be crowned. If he lived
cealed tho fact so completely that on no oc­ Washington. The truth seems to be that something radically different.
primitive country homo in a chinked log­ go in to dinner in any peculiar order or in Brazil ho would endow a hospital, and tho
The method employed upon tho elevated house, which it was impossible to keep tidy, with any significance. They wear high emperor would reward him with knighthood
casion was its existence discovered. In con­ Martha Washington thought woman’s sphere
versation he was a polite, attentive listener, was home, and that knitting and cooking railroads in this town shows that a train of w'itli tbe <1 list perpetually sifting from the bodied gowns and unfashionable gloves and a coat of arms of great complexity. If
and an engaging, unassuming talker. Be­ were more important than writing letters and cars can be perfectly heated without the j>os walls, was glad to avail lierself of this means when they first dine out and make their ho lived in England ho could got a pedigree
neath all his outward calmness ho had a tre­ a knowledge or French. She is said to have sibility of fire in case of accident. That of beautifying her home, which a guest with
and a coat of arms from the College of Her­
mendous force, a fact which was demon­ been a good business woman, and to have method consists in a pipe furnished wKh ready ingenuity had suggested. The pun- husbands put on yellow cravats to “look alds without doing unything so expensive us
strated by tho momentum with which he managed the large estate of her first husband steam from the locomotive, and it serves the I eled ceiling was also a great boon, since it like other men.” But all this changes in found a hospital. Living in neither of these
a single season. Before the end of the
threw his columns against the bristling, very ably before she handed her share of it whole train, each car being heated equally
deadly heights of* Chickasaw bayou.—“Po- over to George Washington.—Frank G. Car­ from end to end. It is a very simple plan, deadened the found in the story above the first session they learn to get their gowns convenient countries, but in tho United
States, if he must havo armorial bearings
living
room.
Thu
ease
with
which
these
corn
linto” in Chicago Times.
penter in The Cosmopolitan.
and it should be adopted upon all railroads. stalks can bo manipulated makes them de­ from Paris and their gloves from—who­ there is just one thing to be done—ho must
There would bo another very great ad­ sirable for simple suminei cottages at water­ ever is the most the inode; while about steal them.
T11O Baby King of Spain.
vantage in the use of this system. As it is
Warnings in Dreams.
HI NTING A PEDIGREE.
ing places. But we have not yet exhausted the etiquette of visits and the place they
To interview nil adult emperor, king or full
insist on at table they are as inflexible as
Many people still behove that they receive now, the brakeman tends tbe stove, and as
When he has inado up his mind to it, this Is
fledged president i^ot very extraordinary, warnings in dreams, and it is impossible to he has other duties, ho piles on all tho coal their decorative utility.
Cut into short lengths—say of about twelve if they had been born at the White as easy as stealing lead pipo from a junk
but to look up a majesty only 6 months old rebut the arguments for such a belief, but the stove will hold and lets it go. The usual
implies that tho forco of interviewing can no we may confidently assort that any general result is that when there is any fire at all it inches—they make a beautiful covering for House and never been out of sight of the shop. He goes to tlie carriage manufacturer
further go. Alphonse XIII of Spain and his reliance on the confused and contradictory is a roarer, enough to roast anything as far tbe outside of jardinieres or window l>oxes Capitol.—Adam Badeau in New York and takes him into his confidence. That
worthy is not surprised—bless you, no! This
nurse Ilaymunda havo been subjected to that ‘indications of dreams would involve the i|ost uwuy as the sixth row of scats and to give for plants. On festive occasions, when a World.
isn’t the first nor the thousand und first time
Nineteenth century inquisition. The’baby inconsistent vagaries of conduct, wholly un­ all tho passengers headache. But if the en­ mantel docoruticn is desirable, have a slight
ho has acted for tho college of heraldry. He
wooden or stout pasteboard box made to lit The Prussian Policeman's Happy Dot.
king is well and is engaged cutting his first
gineer
controlled
the
heating
he
would
L©
worthy of a rational being. Our reason and
the shelf, or place several boxes in a row on
Tin» police of Berlin are only on duty brings out his library, which consists of
teeth. A!1 his entourage when alluding to our
dreams are often so hopelessly at vari­ able to regulate it with more constant att» n- the shelf, and secure an upright row of stalks during the day. At night the capital is “Burke’s I’eerago and Baronetage” and
him say “His Majesty.” His mamma and
tion and more disinterested judgment. By
ance
that,
to
desert
the
former
for
the
latter,
wet nurse adopts t le familiar title of ‘ ‘baby.
next year there should not be a single ctos e to thgir outer surface, leaving them either of 4 confided to the caro of the night watch­ “Burke’s General Armory”—Burke is tho in­
Indeed Rayniunda- a name of Madagascar would be equivalent to relinquishing the in use in a passenger train in this v.hol- u>form height, or sloping them gently from ers, who are under the orders of tho dispensable friend of »Studebaker and Kiin-
bright
shining
of
the
siui
in
order
to
pursue
a
origin—occasionally alludes to him as her
country, and if the present engines are not the middle to each end of the mantel. Fill president of police, wear a special uni­ j ball and their clients—ho brings out his
mioche. There was onco a bourbon princess treacherous will-o’-the-wisp. The writer once big enough to supply the additional steam the boxes witli sand slightly moistened, and form and arc furnished with a whistle i library, and in the seclusion of the carriage
had
occasion
to
engage
a
passage
for
a
long
interred at St. Denis at tho age of 2 days.
required bigger ones should be put in their arrange flowers to suit the taste. Such an and sword. Their eervico la.;t from 10 builder’s private office tbo respectablo citizen
improvised mantel jardiniere filled with to 5 o’clock, according to the season. endeavors to recollect something about tbe
She was alluded to in tho court circulars as sea voyage, and tbe only vessel available at places. — New York Huu.
mass(*s of one kind of flowers is unique in its They number about 500, while tho police­ ancestors of bis family. Any little incident
“Tho high and mighty princess,” with a the desired time was a steamer which bad
is enough, and it is astonishing how obedient
beauty.
string of et ceteras that woild crack the been a great favorite in her day, but was
New Method of ltlver Mining.
men number 3,500; fifty of them are
Wherejhere are sufficiently broad window mounted. All tho policemen are old non­ memory becomes on such occcrtons.
brain ot oven a Spanish lord chamberlain to then so old that doubts were entertained re­
A
novel
way
of
river
mining
is
now
being
garding her seaworthiness. In spite of warn­
“Now there’s a coat of arms that I’m
remember.
carried on near the Garibaldi Mining com­ tillr. a pasteboard box may I xj selected of such
Alphonse eats, sleeps and laughs afid plays ings on this point he engaged his berth, and pany’s property on the Stanislaus river, two a size as will easily fill the space. Cover both commissioned officers, tall, well formed familiar with,” says tho customer, “and I
men,
who
have
served
many
years
in
tho
on
that
very
night
he
had
an
intensely
vivid
don’t know where I have seen it unless it lie-
well. Ilayniunda’s sole duty is to give him
mile? below Robinson’» Ferry. The plan sides—front and back—with short stalks, fill
tho breast. The couple are visited twice a dream of shipwreck and drowning nt sea. consist» of a scow twenty by sixty feet on with moist sand, and they will serve as re­ army, and only those who have been long» to our Branch of the family.” Ho our
Undeterred,
however,
ho
set
sail
without
noticed
for
their
good
conduft,
their
branch of tho family npjM'ar soon in their
day by tho doctors, tho baby is weighed
which is placed a steam engine and boiler of ceptacles for any sort of flowers, repeating
every ten days and tho nurse’s milk analyzed serious misgivings and had a most agreeable fifteen horse power with a powerful suction tbe effect of the inantelfdece. If there are zeal and faithfulness, are eligible for this true colors. But many {x?ople are not so
and
prosperous
voyage.
In
this
case
the
weeklv. There may be death in the breast as
pump attached. Tho pump not only throws low bookcases in the room, utilize the sam< duty. The jx*ople respect them and are •asiiy satisfied. When they liave started in
well ns in tho pot. His majesty has his own dream was evidently no supernatural warn­ an immense stream of water, but at tho suggestion in their decoration, in this case on good terms with them. Sometimes search of quarterings and mottoes, they be-
household; quite an army of major doinos is ing but rather the result of the effect pro­ same time draws the fand, rocks and gravel chousing narrow boxes, placing them along tliey act as if they were still in the army ?omo very particular. Say, for instance, the
told off to attend to hi.i slightest wants. A duced upon tbe imagination by the hints from the bed of tho river at the rate of fifty Qio edges, and decorating the front surface an<l are somewhat bwisque. Tho people rich Mr. Jones wants a <*oat of arms. The
special guard of beefeaters watch the nurs­ thrown out regarding the vessel s supposed tons per hour. Tho pump discharges into only of the lx»xes. On a certain festive occa­ are accustoinifl to submit to tb< so men, •arriage man opens his lie raid ic record and
ery, which is closo to the queen regent s •nseaworthy character. Presentiments of the betul of u flume running thoentire length sion tho flower boxes for mantel shelf, win­ uinl at a fjarade one policeman is all tliat read»: “Jones, Arthur Adolphus Patrick
chamber, and for sixteen years still the same all kinds are almost invariably groundless, I i pf the scow,.and drops the material, less the dow sills and low bookcases, running around is required to maintain order. The mor-, Dennis; first lord of Castletoddy, ('astletoddy,
•
precautions will bo taken. On that depends and when on rare occasions a presentiment is I gold, some ten feet av.ay from tho stern of a handsome room, were covered with corn­ ality of these men is excellent; they are County Mayo, Ireland.
“No, no,” says the honorable Jone«. “Our
tho stability of a throne and the happiness of verified by the result, tho explanation is tho the boat. Any large rocks that may ob­ stalks and filled with crowded masses of large upheld by the jx oplo and by their supe­
very
simple
and
obvious
one
that
in
this
in
­
I struct tho free working of the pump are field daisies. Whether in the glow of sunlight riors and every fault or negligonco is pun­ family are English by descent,”
16,000.000 people. When her majesty wishes
A few more pages of the [Ms ragearo turned
to pay a compliment to a friend or a dig­ stance our fears correctly forecasted the imstled out of the way in short order by or the glimmer of gaslight, the result was so ished, They know’ how and when to
future.
We
fear
and
we
hope
many
things
nitary she takes baby into her own arms and
large and powerful derricks. As the Stanis­ exquisite that it excited the admiring com­ punish as well as to protect.—Berlin Cor. aver until the name of Jones appears again,
i this time xw an English peer, prefixed by five
makes a double presentation. M henever Al­ more or lea» probable.—AU the Year Round. laus river is noted for itsr heavy gold deposits ments of every guest who saw it.
• or six Christian names, and with an addi-
The simplest pine stick needed as a support Albany Argus.
phonse looks supremely happy she has his
the results can hardly fail to, meet, if not
■ lional surname that the head of tbe English
l^geixl of the Giant’® Catwway.
grcatl/ e^^i. the anticipations of the Chi for a screen is at once made to assume an
photo nt once taken. Quite a picture gallery
Tli«*
London r a ci.
j .louso bos been permitted to assume by royal
“In the eHen time the famous Irish giant. cago capitalists who have it in charge.— appearance of great elegance by grouping
could bo furnished of portraits of the queen
The courtly kins upon tho hand, the warmer | liceiMe. This nobleman has nn estate in
around it several cornstalks in a cluster, and
embracing her son-in heir. AU her husband s Fin Mi'Coul, had a quarrifl with a scotch Calaveras (Cal.) Prospect.
securing them firmly to tbe central support osculation of tbo lip<, have I wen thrown into Devonshire,
family are as true to tho widowed queen as giant aero« the water. The Scotchman said
“There we have it,” <*ri<js tbe conscientious
by a ribbon or wire. This is a valuable sug­ social darkness By nod»*«» nil arbiter than the
the needle to the pole, and she finds in the be would come over anil mop up the floor
Mechanical Traps for the Sucker.
gestion for fancy fairs, where there are Princess of W al»*«. It appears that this lovely Jones. “I have heard that my grandfather
routine of her state business the best antidote with Fin if it was not for getting his feet wet
■
an»e
from Devonshire.”
A good inimy people think that most of numerous devices needed for concealing the specimen of royalty was observed kissing her
jwb her bereavement.—Foreign Cor. Chicago Whereupon Mr. McCoul, like the fine onld
In much the same way, undoubtedly, tho
ristcr-in-law, the Princes« IValdetnar, in this
Irish gentieman that he was, built this cause­ the gambling houses in Chicago are run rough f rami rork of tho tables.
Journal.
It need scarcely Is* said that at harvest fes­ particular fasbioTi—wb»*ther by accident or ! American citizen went to work nearching tlie
way for bi’ Caledonian rival and greeted him ' “on the square.” but Ilendric, tho expert
Life Insnranea bjr Telegraph.
with the most tremendous thrashing ever . clock and model maker, tcTs me that Lc is tivals nothing is more beautiful in the dis­ intention tbo observer faiU to «tate—and in- i archives of ids family, with a result that
A Chicago merchant deckled to surprise given to man. What was left of the Scot often called in by gambling gentlemen to play of autumn fruits and flowers than erect mediateiy the Idm caught on to the flattering I xlified tbe Duke of Sutherland by the sight of
his wife by presenting her with a F-’0.<*M) Mr McCoul generously set up in businem hi I make some contrivances fur their |a*.
cornstalks grouped in a mass, each bearing crow«! of courtiers. When two ladies meet his own carriage, which he supposed to be
policy on his life; but he neglected to apply a grocery, aud the sea in time washed away
He says ho has made for certain well its iMiiden of golden fruitage. For a decora­ or part, now it won’t be: ‘ My d< ar (kins on I mugly resting in the stabkncf »stafTord bouse,
for the policy until the day before Christmas. Fin’s bridge to Scotland. "-Chauncey Depew « j known gambling shop proprietors iu Cbi- tive fringe on such occasions ears of ri;iened tbo right cheek), bow glad I am to wo you” rolling along Fifth avenue, emblazoned with
! <ago,“hold out’’ devierr. for use in poker, as corn, with tiic husks turned back, may I xj (kiss for tbo left cheek); but the gushing ¡>uir line arm» of his family and likpwi*© the sup-
Then ho was'told that tbe application and tbe Lecture.
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report of tbe medical examiner would be sent
well as ‘ stripper’’ attachments for faro used with a •• banning effect.—Harper a Bazar. will just light on tho tips of each other’» nones, porten», which can only lie used by a peer of
A Satisfactory Test.
to the New York office, ami the policy would
iioxes. Tbe roulette wheeta, lie say«, he
like two birds pecking at a lump ef sugar. the realm, the whole surmounted with a ducal
with, proba
*
come back in a few days. This wouMn t do.
This fashionable kiss has its advantage, as roronet. —Willto Htecilc* in Chicago Timos,
•Must be pretty cold out your way," he ob- nover hear 1 of bcii ing _ tanqwre<l
Ids
cgr.mrt
tboplay«^
are
The merchant suggested telegraphing,
will lx* seen at once. There can I* no dis­
ferred to a farmer who time into our market bly b«*caune the u»l«is
A Di»h for the Kliah.
about
aa
three
to
two,
and
that
grte
away
medical examiner was sent for, his report and the other morning with his whiskers full of
turbance of “make up.” No.one understands
Metai licit., worn by a certain clami ot
Tbe
«bah
of
Persia
and
hi*
wive*
were
re
­
with
his
money
quite
feut
»
nrmgh.
—
Chicago
the application was telegraphed to this city,
that !x*tter than the Jovoly princewi. Th»
"Yes, tolerable." "It hat did your
ported some time ago to be greatly delighted French kiss on tlie foreheud, emblematic of women in Paci», bar» already been intro-
and in less than six hours from the time of thernaomater registerf “I bain’t got none." Herald.
with a new dish prepared (or them by a chastity and <ieep devutiem, is routed, foot, du«®d here.
application the report was accepted in isew -I sbuuki think you’d want to know how cold
Viennese cook. Investigation showed that horse and dlagoons, by this now kiss, which
Tiny toljnggons now “dangle from the
York and the policy received in Chicago. it waa.” “No. I don't k®rr moeb. I kin alias
tbe new di«b was nothing else than simph ought to ta immediately popular consider Sig bangio” worn by tbe progmalva girl et tb
This is said to be tbe first transaction of tbo tail l/v touching my tongue to the ax whether
Viennese roil*. —Chicago Herald.
peiiud.
it is tlie latest London lad. —Boston Herald.
R’s last summer or this wInter.
kind.—New York bua.
Garrison’s BBiliM McMinnlle, Oregon,