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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (June 7, 1887)
TWO LUCKY MEN OF GENERAL It f * bow posible to construct a com plete aewiag machine in a minute, or sixty in one hour. _________ INTEREST. a Berber sad a Laborer Win a Big Frist is • • • • Decline of man or woman, prematurely induced by excesses or bad practices, speedily and radically cured. Book «illustrated». JO cents in stamps. Conwultation free. World's Dispensary Medical Association. Húrtalo. N. \. Tin Louisiana Bute Lottery. Zacharias Messinger is a barber who has pursued Lio trade of scalping chins and clipping hair al 3i5 Bush street for toiue two or three years past. He has during that time had the honor of ex ercising his tonsorial art upon the caput and physiognomy of Boss Buck- ley and in consequence has enjoyed Hie patronage of the followers of the great Bush street statesman. His trade was a good one and afforded him a good living, but nothing more, and he lias endeavored to increase his store of gold by wooing the fickle Goddess of Fortune by investing in lottery tickets. He paid his addresses more particularly to the good dame who presides over the drawings of The Louisiana State Lottery and has held one or two coupons nearly every draw ing during the last three years. . As the gamblers say, he has played in good luck and has nearly always won enough to give him a small pr-fit, so that latel; he has been “ playing with the money of the bank.” A few draw ings ago he came dowu town and as he passed the Chronicle office he raw by the bulletin board that ticket 67,060 had drawn the capital prize of $150.000. He knew that his ticket was 67.000 and something and he rushed home to get it. His delight can be imagined when be found that he held a coupon of the winning ticket, which entitled ! him to $15,000. He went down to his shop, presented each of his assistants will* a suit of clothes, made arrange- for them to carry on the business and last week he and his wife started on a trip to Europe. He expects to be ?fone about seven months and to spend rom $3500 to $1000 on the trip. The remainder of the money he will invest in some safe security as a nestegg, and when he gets back will put it into some legitimate business. The other lucky man is a Swede named A. Mousson, who lives at 1364 Center street in Oakland. He is a lalxiring man and has been living a hand-to-mouth existence such as usually falls to the lot of a toiler in the land. He bought a coupon from a peddler as a speculation. When he heard of his good luck he could not believe it, ami when convinced that he had won $15 ,000, turned white with | nervous excitement. He is a single man and is now much sought after by the young ladies of his acquaintance. —San Francisco (Cal.) Chronicle t May 4 TROUBLE AHEAD, the appetite fail« and the sleep grow, and ur refreshing, th» re is trouble The digestive organa when healthy. Dr. J. William White. Sr., professor of physical science at the University of Phil adelphia, has issued an arder prohibiting students from using tobacco in any form. A LUCKY MAN. “A lucky man 1» rarer than a whi‘e i cow,” Kay. Juvenal, and we think he; knew. However, we have heard ot thous-1 and» of lucky one» and we propone to let I the.T ssecret out. They were people broken | down in health, suffering with liver, blood and skin diseases, scrofula, dropsy, and consumption, and were lucky enough ■ to hear of and wise enough to u e Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discov-, ery," the sovereign blood purifier, tonic i and alterative of the age. R0YAÍÑ Soda will clean tarnished tin. Syracuse. N. Y. G ents :—1 have been troubled with Rheumatism for three years, at times very badly afflicted; was in tliat condi tion about two weeks ago, when I got a bottle of Dr. Pardee's Rheumatic Rem edy, and in three days tune was greatly relieved, and have not been troubled with it since I finished this bottle. I feel like recommending it in the highest terms, as 1 telieve it will do all tliat is claimed for it. Yours truly, JOHN BLODGETT, 1.2 Ma 8son SL I'iue Job and News Inks, the only complete stock, will be found at Palmer & Key’s Portland bouse. ALWAYS KEEP THE UPPER HAND OF DISEA8E. Changes of temperature are apt to cause dangerous sickness; in the full-blooded apoplexy is to be feared. When you have a pain the head, feel dizzy, fevAish. rheu matic or sick at the stomach take at once three to ten of B baxdlth ’ s P ills . Such slight affections are only the harbingers of disease or sudden prostration, and the thing to do is to master the trouble at once. Never let a little s’ckness get the better of you. Drive it out of doors im mediately. Let there be no compromise, always have with you a box of B ran 'D- keth ’ s P ills , and you are prepared to tight the worst form of sickness in its in- cipieucy. "Ilrau llroll< lii:il ’I'roelic»** are an effectual Cough Remedy. Sold only in boj'ts. Price 25 cents. Palmer A Key manufacture their own goods, and can sell 25 per ce..L lower than any other house. A BONANZA MINE of health is to be found in Dr. Pierce’s "Favorite Prescription, to the merits of which as a remedy for female weakness and Kindred affections thous- an ds testify. Pay no Freights. Palmer & Rey manufacture their own type, and having no freights to pav they will not advance their prices. 1'ndei* tile Provision» of the In terstate bill Palmer & Reycan sell you tvpe, presses and printing material lower than any other house. T ry G ermea for breakfast. HOME AND FARM • LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S : VEGETABLE - COMPOUND t. | Uli_L I£ELP ANY WOMAN • Suffering fr6m "Idr.ey Die« ease or from troubles pe- / ctrtlarto her eex. ft* fvr^eze fcr the Irgit'n.aie healing cf di:eaie and the reliefcf fa:n,audt... t it d.'-rs all it cla ims to de, f Z oicsa nd: cf la dies ca n :yadly testify, 11 has stood the test of twenty years in relieving periodi cal pain, promoting re '--k-riry of seasons, and banishing weakness., backache and conheruer.t nervous ¿isireiju ProbaLly no other w<jniaa ia the world receives sc • Mrs. M ary A. M c C lure . Columlms, Kans., writes: "1 addressed you in November, Isst. in regard to my health, being afflicted with liver disease, heart trouble, and female weak ness. I was advised to use Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. Favorite Pre scription and Pellets. I used one bottle of the 'Prescription,' five of the ‘Discov ery,’ and four of the ‘ Pleasant Purgative Pellets.’ My health be gan Pi improve under the use of your medicine, and my strength came back. My difficulties have ail disappeared. 1 can work hard all day. or walk four or five miles a day, and stand it well; and when I b-gan using the medicine I could scarcely walk across the room, f the time, and I did not think I could ever feel well again. 1 have a little baby girl eight months old. Although Bhe is ¿little delicate in size an ’ appearance, she is healthy. I give your reine- dies all the credit for curing me. as I took no other treatment after ts ginuing tbeir use. I am very grateful for your kindness. and thank God and thank you that I am as well as I am after years of suffering." Mrs. I. V. W ebber , of Forfcahire, Cattaraugus Co., X. 1’-, writes: “ I wish to say a few words in praise of your ‘Golden Medical Discovery ’ and ‘Pleasant Purgative Pellets.’ For live years previous to taking them I was a great sufferer; I had a severe pain in my right Bide continually; was unable to do my own work. I am happy to say 1 am now well and strong, thanks to your medicines.” L iver D isease AMD H eart T rouble . FOURTH OF JULY, '87. The four arrest and finest, most novel and best managed displays of firetrucks ever produced were those at thé Centen niai at Newburgh, New York, October 18, 18-3; the Presidential inaugurat-’on ’ at Washington, D. C, March 4, ltgfll; the Ui-Centennial at Albany, N.Y. July 22, 1"86, and the unveiling of the Bartholdi Statue of Liberty at the City of New York, November J, 188«. and were manufactured and fired bv the Unexcelled l're works Co.. the largest manufacturers In the world. Day fireworks, night fireworks and water fireworks. William Beck & Son, agents, 185 and 167 Second street, Portland, Ore gon, Send tor catalogue No. 7. For Imperfect Digestion Disordered Stomach. Chronic Diarrhea Cured.—T). L azar re . Esq., t75 and f77 Decatur Street. X<w Orleans, La., writes: “I used three bottles of the ‘Golden Medical Discovery,’ and it has cured me of chronic diarrhea. My bowels are now regular.” Mrs. P abmelia B rundage , of lol Xoc’r Lochport, X. F. writes: ” 1 was trouble ’ chills, nervous and general debility, with tr( flFRI! ITV throat, and my mouth waft’badly can yLDlLill. My bver was inactive, and I suffered ;nu Aumimr ">■■■■ . yepepSia. I am pkSS&d tO S3.Y tilflt your ‘ ( Medical Discovery’ and ‘Pellets’ have cured Rie uf all ailments and I cannot say enough in their i-raise. I mu say a word in reference to your ‘Favorite Preacr.utwm, has proven itself a most excellent medicine for weak ie It has been used in my family with excellent results. Dyspepsia. -J ames L. C olby . Esq., of I ^iton, UduOt Minn., writes: “I was troubled with indigestion, and wot h< artiiy and grow poor at the same time. I ex jx r enced hear sour stomach, and many other disagreeable symptoms co Br— m iJMix— to that disorder. I comiutnced takina luifiAARivr« ‘Golden Medical Discovery’and‘P- am now entirely free from the dygp< am, in fact, healthier than I have THF Sy’sTFM tive years. I wc.irh one hundred a* iiiu viuilm . one an<1 one-half pounds, and have i r 11111 much wonk the past summer as I hat* done in the same length of time in my life. I never ’ medicine tlyat seemed to tone up the muscles and invi the whole system equal to your ‘Discovery’ and ‘Pellets. n...__ _ □ENERAL INVI80RATES Dyspepsia.— T heresa A. C ass , of Syringtdd, M .. ‘ I was troubled one year with liver complaint, dysprpsi sleeplessness, but your ‘Golden Medical Discovery’ cured Chill« and Fever.—Rev. H. E. M ostly . Afonfmer. »• writ««: “ August 1 thought I would die with chills a: I took your ‘ Discovery ’ and it stopped them in u very short “THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE.” Thoroughly cleanse the blood, which is the fountain of health, by using Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discover}', and digestion. a fair skin, buoyant spirits, and bodily health and x jgor will t<e established. -- v. L- T-.j- . - -------------- ..— -------- ;--------- ,— — Jimon pimple, blotch, or eruption, to the worst Scrofula, ur specially has it proven its efficucy in curing Salt-rheum or Tetter, Fever-aorea, liip-joint Disease, Scrvtm- and rwcliings. Eniargt-d Glands, and Eating Lleers. >KIN& SCALP CLEANSED PURIFIED IND BEAUTIFIED Q uticura . or F cleansing . purif \ ing SEES32S A T errible an d beautifying the skin of children and infants and curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, scaly and pimply diseases of the skin, scalp and blood, with I om of hair, from infancy to old age. the CUTIUUHA R kmedikh arc infallible. CUTICURA. the great SKIN CURB, ami CUTl- CURA > oap , an exquisite Skin Bvautifier. pre pared from it. externally, and CUTICURA lte- solvent . the'new Blood Purifier, internally, invariably succeed when all other remedies and the best physicians fail. C uticura R emedies are absolutely pureand the only infallible skin beautlfiers and blood purifiers, free from poisonous ingredient«. Sold even’where. lTiee.ruTicuRA.50c.: S oap , Mr.: R krolvbxt . 91. Prepared by the P otter D rug and C hemical C o ., B oston . M as «. X-TSund for ’ How to Cure Skin DiaeaMM." * PV’O^kin and Scalp presen ed and beauti nDI 0 fled by Ct*n cur a M bthpatw » S oap B A ffuctioil FLAGS. BALLOCi.S torpedoes , v M bli HBP/ Fire Crackers and NW \T/ SpiIdiniBaseBdllfiaM’J z&iuLllkv jt-Thend L t Catalo^i^? J Mo. ? 165 & 167 Seccnd St., Portlxnd, Cr. branch « tores : anidflAv .Spokane Falls. W.T. IM State St..Salem. Or* W asted to A S keleton .