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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (May 27, 1887)
CRAZED BY A LAWYER. • - WITTY LABOUCHERE. RELIABLE WORKERS. villages for forty miles up and down and perfect atmosphere of the Alps. 1 I the valley. And could trace the white could see far down into the valley, What Str*. John A. Lozan Knows About A Cro».-E»o»iuiiiat»on Which Made • Wit Two An.cdot«. Reaar.il.,, th. ness’ Reason Totter on Its Throne. Cer.erol th. roads, that looked almost like chalk- thousands of feet below me, and J Female ««ovcrnmeiit Ilerl«. What ruined me and got me into a | lines, stretching now on one side the thought at times in the stillness 1 Henry Labouchere, M P <u». Says one of the secretaries: "Give lunatic asylum was this: I used to have London !M, was. for rapid river, and now on the other. Our beard the flowing of the rapid river me women for go»xl clerical work. W e I path lay by many a rugged and dan I soon forgot the annoyances of thi cirti depend upon them. They do not a strong contempt lor lawyers. 1 after the war. secretary of th« E„ > ? gerous spot; here among clusters of cab'n, the rattling cow-bells, anti th« come into their offices unfitted for the thought their long cross-examinations legation in Washington. H« is ..¿“J heavy beech trees, there among rocks hard poles, in admiration of a scent duties before them by a night’s carousal, were brainless dialogues for no purpose. bered here as a very wild young EASTER MORN. Lawyer Johnson had me as a witness in He knew everyboily and fig„rJ and gnarled pines, that clung to th» such as I may never see again! as has sometime* happened with men a wood case. In my direct testimony 1 ciety of all grades. Ere yet the shadowy mountain-top« edge of some abyss. As we were above "*■ when most important matters were in At four o ’ clock the herdsmen rose; Were silvered with the light, had sworn truthfully that John Hall the snow-line, though there was little their hands." Such oases are of course His abounding humor frequently the stone hut containing the little dairy Or off the lilie •» slipped the drops Won from the dewy night; or no snow on the mountain, the air, was opened, anti by daylight I had exceptional, and are overlooked and had out ten cords of wood in three days. veloped into practical jokes. Ere yet the morning's incense curled hot as the «lay was in the valley, was been initiated into the mysteries of forgotten in men, the offender alone be Thon Johnson sharpened his pencil ami One «lay a rather green member O er the glimmei^.g Galilee, bracing and delicious. It was an in making the “Sehabziger cheese.” The ing belli responsible; his exemplary commenced examining mo. Gmgrww called at the leeati»» The grave had yielded to the world “ Now. Mr. Perkins, ” he began, how toxicating pleasure simply to O|>en the process was not greatly different from brother clerks aro not adjudged culpable Its awful mystery. aski'd if he could see the Minister mouth wide, and let the delicious that usetl in making other Swiss on account of his offenses. But let on«' much wood do you say was cut by Mr. “You can ...... lam lii.ssecretary ’• Through all the night the pallid stars draught* blow in. Watched trembling o’er the tomb, . .. r said Labouclmre. ” cheese. It ditlered in detail, but the woman go wrong, do poor work, be Hall?” "Just ten cords, sir, ” I answered, And Olivet wrapped all its scars “In five minutes we are up!” crie I great secret lay in the use of a certain tardy, ami the whole class reap the cal Bull want to see the Minister ” “ Deep in the fragrant gloom; Gretchen, as we rounded a very steep herb, which gives the cheese its deli- umny. W Women are - not — allowed indi boldly. “I measured it." said tlie t'oiigrossnian. ’ .... . ....... The world one insta*.t held its breath. "That ’ s your impression? ” point in tlie patli that had almost When from the flashing Heaven cious flavor and peculiar color. This vidual responsibility, but all are held "The Minister is not in." Ood's angel swept, more strong than death. broken our knees and used up our herb doos not grow in America, nor is "Yes, sir." I On “All right. I’ll wait for him." for the misdeeds on one. And death's dark bonds were riven. “ Well, we don ’ t want impressions, breath. one it to be found anywhere outside of the the “ Certainly, sir; have a seat." other blind if Forth from the sepulchre’s embrace Sure enough, one little steep climb little district of Laachen, by the Giarus woman has superior talent, does bot sir. What we wants is facts before ffiis The Congressman took a chair and . Behold the Conqueror come! d a couple of hundred feet, and we Alps. It is called cheese clover, or ter work, is in truth an expert in any jury—f-a-c-t-s, sir. facts!” O morning sun, unvail thy face! newspaper, lighted a cigar »nd settled “ The witness will please state facts stood on a beautiful plateau covered inelillotus coeriilca. O earth, no more be dumb I special line, her fam«» is not heralded, down for a comfortable time of it R From century to century with grass. It was a mile long, ami Those cheeses are little bits of green but accepted as a matter of course. If hereafter,” said the judge, while the turmsl to Labouchere, who sat readin» The punin now shall ring— half a mile wide, and seemed like a tilings, the shape of teacups, and they a man sits bcsiile her doing the same crimson came to my face. a novel and asked: • O grave, where is thy victory! “Now, sir.” continued Johnson, fairy meadow hung among the clou'ts. are shipped from Glams as great deli work, he probably gets $1,800, while O death, where is thy sting? “Do you know when he will be back?" “ will yoü pointing his finger at me, —Jame» B. Kenyon, in Current.. I his is what the Swiss call an “alp," cacies to many quarters of the she receives only $900—or about in “I do not,” was the curt reply, fu swear it was more than nine cords?” ind the shepherds, when talking of the Our common sage cheese is an that proportion. Congressman lighted another cigar and “ Yes, sir. It was ten cords — just ---- ” A NIGHT IN THE ALPS. alps, refer to these little green earth. imitation of them. When the autumn No lady is allowed the same salary about the office until another “There! never mind,” interrupted strolled meadows above tlie clouds. Gretchen conies, these senns and their herd of in the higher grades of clerkships, no hour was gone. Johnson. "Now, how much less than An Harmonious Combination of got her supper from a herdsman whom cowsiyill godown the mountain for the matter how well she fills the higher “Do you think ho will be baok she knew, anil who seemeil much to winter. Tile men will wear wreaths of salaried desks, and how many of twelve cords were there?” Nature’s Beauty and Utility. evening?" "Two cords, sir.” like her. From me she had the five- roses, anil the pretty cows will have them are to-day in those positions but “Hardly.” “How do you know there were just i gown, and an festoons of ros< s around their horns, <h> not receive the pay. As an illustra A Search After the Mysteries of “Scliab- fl-inc piece for a new “To-morrow?” American’s sincere thanks. In ten and all the villagers will turn out to tion, it has happened that in cases of two cords less, sir? Did you measure slger Cheese.**—Gretohan anil the “I guess not.” minutes she was bouncing. bouncing, like a welcome them, with song and dance. •‘Brown Switzers.”—The Secret illness or disability’ of men clerks, those two cords, sir?" asked Johnson, “Well, when will he probably b* Found in the Native Clover. scared roe, down the steep sides of the savagely. It is the harvest of the dairy. The their wives perform«:«! the duty of their here?" mountain. “No, sir, I -’’ lows do not belong to the six senns on husbands, drawing in their name the ••Really, sir, I can not tell you. Th, “There, that will do! You did not The fact that I was a member of the the mountain only; they are the prop» salary as if they had performed the I was an officer of our Government Minister sailed for England yesterday measure it. Just as I expected. All Swiss Alpine Chib soon brought me in Switzerlaml for many years, and an erty of all the villagers, and the cow work. In one case the wife kept tip and did not indicate when he intended inclination for snow-fields and mount acquaintances among the half-dozen that is reported as having produced the her husband’s desk for three long guess-work. Nbw, didn’t you swear a return,” replied Labouchere, with- ain-heights le.l me to spend my vaca dairymen, or “senns,” as they call most milk while on the Alps, will lie weary years, during his illness receiv moment ago that you measured this to out lifting his eyes from his book. tions in the higher Alps. I was, be them in the Alps. There were sixty rewarded with a new bell, and will be ing the $t,800 per annum, and there wood?" Labouchere was promoted from the “Yes, sir, but----- ” sides, a member of the Swiss Alpine if the beautiful brown Switzer cows on »•ailed the queen cow of the village for by supporting the family; but from the “Stop, sir! The jury will notice this secretaryship of the legation in Wash- dub, and this in itself led to many the little alp, and six senns to herd a year.— S. H. M. Byers, in Youth's day of his death, though she continued ington to a similar position with the discrepancy.” mountain excursions, in company with them, and make their milk into Companion. the same work, her salary was $900. English legation at Vienna. There he “ Now, sir, ” continued Johnson, ‘ Sehabziger cheese. ” half a dozen members of the club, In almost every branch of the civil was known as the liveliest Briton at the slowly, as he pointed his finger almost "Yes, ” said one of the senns, “ I have rigged out with heavy shoes, knee- service, women have been employed. THE PACIFIC CABLE. court, ami many are the tales that are breeches, a knapsack ami canteen, not been on this alp all the summers for Many of them become experts in the down my throat. “Now, sir, on your told of his reckless escapades. Once, of the Proposed British-Amer forgetting the never-to-be-neglected seventeen years, mid one of my com Importance various departments to which they be oath, will you swear that there were on his way to London on leave ot ican and Hong-Kong- Cable Line. Alpine-stick. With what joyous rades has been here nine summers. The long. This is especially true of them not ten cords and a half?" The time is not distant when the absence, he stopped at Monaco and lost "Yes, sir,” I answered, meekly. spirits we left the crowded city, and ither young fellows are here for their as rapid and accurate counters, as “Well, now, Mr. Perkins, I demand his last penny at roulette. He did not climbed up into tho beautiful mount first season. We will get the cows in whole globe will be covered with a net counterfeit detectors and restorers of ains! What songs we sang, what tales ind milked, and after supper I will tell work of telegraph wires. Nearly all mutilated currency. The redemption a straight answer—a truthful answer, blow his brains out, as the victims of cemmercial ports on every continent that famous establishment so often we told, and what ruddy cheeks and you something about the cheese.” and counting division is one of the most sir.” "T—t—ten c-c-ords,” I answered, do, but retired to his elegant rooms “It is no great secret then, after all,” are now in communication with the interesting in the Treasury Depart stout lungs we carried home with and entertained like a lord until he the wreaths of Alpine roses about our I thought, “if I am to learn it so centers of trade in Europe and Amer ment. Here, worn and mutilated bank hesitatingly. ica. The last great gap is about to be could get a remittance from some “ You swear it? ” easily.” hats! notes that are no longer in service are friends in England. Ai soon as it “I—I—d-d-»do.” The chief senn stepped up on a great tilled up by the laying of cables under counted previous to being destroyed. Our Government sometimes requires the Pacific ocean. A company of Brit came he threw it down on the gaming "Now, ” continued Johnson, as he queer work of its consuls abroad. The bowlder that served as a wind-break for The counting is done by women, many duty b; conies the more interesting he little hut, and gave a Swiss “jodel,” ish capitalists has been organized to of whom acquire great skill, and seldom smiled satirically, “do you know the table, doubled five or six times, paid his bills and set out for Imino.—To/e»'» when the circumstances also are novel that peculiar and difficult song of the lay a cable from Vancouver, B. C., to make a mistake in manipulating the penalty of perjury, sir.” Hong Kong, China. There will be Blade. er unusual. I was once directed to nountaineers. “Yes, sir, I think---- -” dilapidated package*. learn, if possible, how “Sehabziger "Ho alii! ho alii! ho alii ho! hu-hu- branches and connections with Japan “ On your oath, on your solemn oath, A great deal of delicate work is THE FRANCS TIREURS. ■mil the principal islands of the Pacific cheese” was made. Some dairyman, illi ho!" done in verifying currency which has with no evasion, are you willing to per probably, wishing the information, had None but the strong, practised voice ocean. The imp irta iee of this multi been partially destroyed by fire or jure yourself by solemnly swearing that Band» of Guerillau Who Flouriahed Durinf the Franco-Gerinau War. requested the Department of State at if the mountaineer, and then only in plication of verbal communication other causes, and which has been sent there was more than nine cords of Between Laon and Rheiins. I passel Washington to write me on the sub he air of the high alps, can safely between different parts of the world to the treasury to be exchanged for wood?" through Chalonsand Epernay, atwhiri ject. Now, the proper making of this .-enture on the weird melody, which the can not be overestimated. For one new notes. The women who are ex •‘Yes, sir. I----- ” very peculiar and little known cheese ocks take up and reverberate, and tar thing, it will probably lay the basis for pert in this business take the mass of “Aha! Yes, sir. You are willing to places I saw, for the first time, the is a secri’t of a few peasants in the iff shepherds hear and answer back. a universal language—a telegraphic burned, or otherwise injured currency perjure yourself, then? Just as I Francs Tireurs, or free-shooters, a corpe high Swiss Alps. Every cow of the drove, though half a code will be established that can be read after unpacking it from the raw cot thought (turning to the judge;) you to which I must devote a few lines by This was an interesting command nile away, knew the senn's jodel. and by operators the world over. Then, as ton in which it traveled, and with long see, your Honor, that this witness is way of description. The corps was, il for me, who liked nothing better than «lowly marched into the low stone shed lies been frequently pointed out, mer prevaricating. Ho is not willing to the most comprehensible possible mean a elimb above the clouds. o be milked. One side of the hut was cantile profits arc reduced to a mini thin knives and powerful magnifying swear that there were more than nine ing of the word, irregular. Theme* On nn August afternoon I set out xiarded off, and there stood a dozen mum when a knowledge of prices in glasses, slowly and cautiously separate cords of wood. It is infamous, gentle who composed it were not only irregular from Zurich, and crossing the lake, if the soft-eyed, mouse-colored cows, Hie various mark *ts is flashed 'in the piece* end decide the value and men of the jury, such testimony as this. in every thing they did. but appeared to took a mountain railway train for one ied all in a row, their heads looking stantaneously from the buying to the nature of each note alleged to be in the The jury nodded assent and smiled sar glory in theii- irregularity. They seemed Sometimes the entiro castically at me. to have very few officers, and tlie few of the green valleys of the Qlarus •ver the manager toward us, seemingly selling marts of trade. The enormous collection. Alps. istening to what w» were saying, profits of former periods was simply an amount has thus to be verified, "Now,” said Johnson. “I will ask they had were seldom, if ever, tobeieen The little mountain village where vhile their bells tinkled a curious ac Insurance against the risks of sending but usually there is a loss from ten to this perjured witness just one more on duty with the num. Tlie latter hail the train stopped is two thousand feet companiment. It became a little cargoes to distant ports in ignorance thirty per cent. Such is the record of question. I will ask you. sir—do you evidently souls above obedience, forthey above sea level, but before me was a •hillier, later, and one of the senns of the prices that might prevail when these women that they have been al know—do you realize, sir. what an did very much what they liked, and In «•limb of four thousand feet up the »•ought in an enormous armful of dried the vessels reached their destinations. lowed to go long distances to restore awful—a-w-f-u-1 thing it is to tell a the manner they like»!. They evidently sides of a mountain I had never seen. Alpine roses. What a romantic sort of There are also those who dream that burnt money belonging to the Adams lie?” hatisl the regular army, anil the latter this instantaneous communication be Express Company, because it was It was still early, and the sun was re ire it was! “Yes, sir," I said, my voice trembling. returned the compliment with interest flected from snow-covered peaks in the “We must dig them up by the tens of tween one end of the earth and the. known there was no one else in the land “And knowing this, you swear on When at Epernay I witnessed aski*nish neighborhood, that, were ton to twelve .vagon-loads," said the senn, “or they other may bring about a single gov who could perform this servive.— Mrs. your solemn oath that there were about between a battaiion of regular infantry thousand feet in height The weather »verrun our meadows and spoil them.” ernment for the whole globe, and thus, John A. Logan, in Chautauquan. and a small party of German Uhlans, nine cords of wood?” was perfect, and it would not be dark who were evidently feeling their way, It seemed wasteful to be burning usher in the era when peace will pre “ No, sir, I don ’ t do any thing of ----- ” SCOTCH UNIVERSITIES. before eight or nine o’clock. meh rare and beautiful things, and 1 vail, and industry be the one material "Hold on, sir! How do you know and trying to find out what was th« After considerable searching about recalled that down in the valleys, and pursuit of mankind. The labor ques Wliy They Are Able to Fill Their Chairs there were just nine cords?” strength of the French troops there. With Exceptionally Able Men. tho village, whose log houses wore the n the cities, a single little boutonnier tion can never be settled until there is "I don’t know any such thing, sir! The officer commanding the French ont- Each of the Scottish universities com I----- ” color of well-smoked hams. I found the if thorn sold for a quarter, and that a an agreement all over the world as to post behaved with great judgment, try home of a mountain guide. A good fine bouquet of Alpine roses was worth what the workingmen's share of the prises four “Faculties”—Arts. Medi “Aha! you don't know, then? Just ing by retiring his men to »¡raw on the aggregate production shall be. — Dem cine, Divinity and Law. Edinburgh as I expected. And you swore you did Uhlans, and find out their numbers. He guido would be a necessity. ,wo dollars when quite fresh. still maintains her old reputation as know Swore, you measured it. Infa- had almost succeeded in enticing the How very unfortunate, I thought, on “It is bod-time, so let us turn in,” orest's Magazine. one of the best medical schools in the mous! Gentlemen of the jury, what enemy to advance, and had managed to hearing from tho woman that, opened •vas the command, “for we are up in United Kingdom, and the law lectures shall we do with this perjurer?” A Hideous Museum. the door for me that her husband was ho morning at four o'clock.” hide the strength of his detachment, are believed to be also Exceptionally not at home. What was I to doP It “But I----- ” There was but one bed for seven when all at once a l»o<ly of trance Among the numerous collectors of good at Edinburgh. Only those stu would bo dangerous to attempt the non. It was made of a number of “Not a word, sir-—hush! This jury Tireurs came nn, and without waiting, or curiosities of every kind who abound in dents who are intended for the minis climb alone. ■tide poles, laid together, side by side, shall not be insulted by a perjurer." 1 even asking for orders, they began at “Why, mamma, I'll go with the gen •csembling a corduroy bridge. Our Paris, there is one wealthy virtuóso try of the Church of Scotland attend “Call the next witness!” once to blaze away at the Germans, who amuses himself |>y collecting the divinity classes at any of the four tleman!" I heard a pleasant voice say. icdding was hay, pulverized to fine- This is why I am keeping books in a causing the latter to retreat. Tho of deaths ’ -hends and skeletons fantastical universities, the dissenting Presby “I've been up there a hundred times, icss from much use. Our covering a ficer commanding was very angry, «nd lunatic asylum.— Bufalo Express. you know," ami just, then a pretty, leavy canvas tarpaulin. Seven men, ly carved or modeled in marble, earth terian bodies having divinity halls sent orders to the irregulars that they enware, wood or precious stones. These of their own. Divinity students always To Keep Away Creditor*. roguish, coquettish-looking girl, with >n seven poles, sleeping under one tar were to cease firing forthwith; but they coal-black eyes and a sweet laugh, paulin! As I tried and tried to sleep he has gathered together in a kind of attend four years at the “arts” classes, Creditors are a species of parasite, in took no notice of what was said, many museum of death, which at first sight unless they pass a preliminary exam camo to the door. hat night, the cow-bells that had seems hideous and “macabre,” but on festing the human race, usually, brought of them declaring in a loud voice that “But can you?” I said. »eemed to tinkle so sweetly the night ! closer inspection proves highly inter ination. and so escape the first year. on by luxurious living. Persons who the regulars were playing the game of Medical and law students, • as a rule, “Why, certainly, Why not? I’m a before, became a great annoyance. I are troubled with them may free them th«» enemy, and did not want any of the better climber than tho gentleman is," Would they never stop their rattle? In esting. Some of the heads have been de spend only two years at Latin, Greek selves by the bankruptcy treatment; but latter to be defeated or killed. When tached from those old mediceval rosary- and logic before they proceed to theii replied the bright-faced girl, who must qiite of them, I did sleep, at last, a tit this always leaves an unpleasant irri an attempt was made to find ont who have been sixteen, spite of her diminu- le, and then other things conspired to beads which were usually "ornamented special studies. It must be understood tation behind, and spots that are nover was in command of the Francs lireurs on one side, with the profile of a king that “a year” means at a Scotch uni live size. vake me. effaced. Take water instead of beer; no such person could lie found, ami on or a saint, ami on the other with the "Good!" I said, “Very well; and the One was the deep snoring of my six jrinning face of a skeleton. One o versity a “session" of barely six toss the cigar-case into the fire-place; an order being given that the command months, from the beginning of Novem five-franc fee shall be yours.” •omrades under the tarpaulin. Auoth- eat mutton instead of venison, and mut ing officer would cause an official in Gretchen was. in fact, as good a •r was an army of what M ark Twain the most hideous, yet at the same time ber till the end of April: There are, it ton broth instead of turtle soup; if needs quiry to be made into theconductof t e mountain-climber as I, and _____ I had mce described as the “Swiss chamois.” nost artistically executed, of the fig is true, short “summer sessions;” but be clean your own boots and shoes, and irregulars the whole corps, not leeetn*0 ures is that of a skeleton engaged in these exist only for medical students. prided myself on being a not unworthy They were, in fact, simply mountain brush your own clothes. Employ time five hundred strong, vanished ami dis member of the Alpine Club. For th«' fleas; but most superior in size, anti taking from off his bones the “eon- This arrangement of the year is neces profitably. Never borrow, seldom lend. persed, so that they could no more pieror worms ” which have been claim sary on account of the poverty of a first half-hour we trudged gaily along numerous in quantity. What with the Avoid betting and gaming. Keep reg found.— All the Year Round. up smooth, steep slopes, covered with snores, the fleas, the hard poles, anil ' ing him as their own. The collector large number of the students. ular accounts, and examine your posi >as given a lugubrious reality to the And an incidental benefit of con the greenest grass, and where herded the cow-bells, real sleep, even rest, be- . Microcosm of a Lunatic. tion from day to day, determining to hundred* of cattle known as the •ante out of the question. It was objects in his museum by placing here siderable importance arises from what Some lunatics seem to live in awoild eat nothing that is unpaid for, nor to "Brown Switzer." Beautiful cnMle after midnight, and the full moon was ind there among the n the skulls of seems at first sight a very bad arrange allow your tailor or dressmaker to say of their own. An old liulg once :ist»»n lead women. — Paris Cor. London Tele- ment of the academical year. The they were, too, with their mous »-color up. Without taking the trouble to work of a Scotch university professor that the garments you wear are not ishetl and amused us by exclaiming, ed skins, their soft hair, and their make a toilet, I went out of the lraph. is, while it lasts, exceedingly arduous; your own. By this process you will without any warning or provocation- great i»yes! They are as goial-natured cabin. Value of a Good Name. and while some of the chairs at Edin soon get rid of the annoyance, and Two cats and the bin! of paraili*’«*• as kittens, and are usually fat. It was What a sight! Never in my life had your mental ami bodily health will won waiting to convey you to your he«'c* I an Arcadian scene to see Gretchen, as I seen such p »rfect, such glorious A Chinaman, who wished to secure burgh and Glasgow are supposed to be home, and you are to sit for nine *y* we passed up a path on the green hill moonlight. It was like stepping sud- work on a railroad where most of the worth £2.000 or £3.000 a year, many derfully improve.—London Leader. ' between the cats and the bird of aid*, call to half-a-dozen mouse colored lenly into a brighter world. The per- I xcavators were Irish, presented him of them are but ]>oorly endowed. To The New Style of Jersey. disc." Then she stopped and forg1 heifers that were grazing near us. feet atmosphere made the shining of 1 self to the superintendent of the works I e absolutely master of one's own time A new style of jersey has a round that she had said any thing. “Come. Reni! Come, Cherry, Vetti! the moon a light almost beyond ind asked for a job. “You heap like»» for six months of the year is a great boon, and constitutes an attraction yoke, extending to the shoulders, to like an alarm clock suddenly Don't you know me?" spoke Gretchen, description. Great snow-fields and me word,” said he. which helps the Northern universities which the back is attached in three box startling every one going on. and kindly; ami the household pets sprang ice-gorges, lying on other mountain “What do you want to do?" plaits. which extend to the bottom ot ing just as quietly anil surprising.'- over a little brook, and camo to her slopes far across the valley, reflected “1 make«* lailload. I keepee wash to till their chairs with exceptionally the short basque nnd are laid in so that patient lived in the bath-room little a flock of doves. able mi’n.— National Review. the light with a marvelous beautv. Far house allee same. I no care.” they touch at the waist making a jaunty made friends with the rats, foi » ■•’ The stoop ascent began, and became up to the right and left stood snow “What's your name?" —IVe will always have more or less postilion below the belt. In front, there shs had a great affection. They steeper ami steeper. Soon the little peaks more dazzling and beauti “My name Patlick O'Liffaty!” of the mushy and cayenne pepper brown village seemed far below us, ami ful than the minarets of Oriental pal “Patrick O Rafferty! Now, that is fiction, became it has its constituency, are two box-plaits on each side. The actually do what they were told. * ’ jersey is dark blue; the yoke is red. and one else thought she was the < * the green pastures and Gretchen's ]x»t aces. Here anil there a gray mount stealing a name." but it will never again dominate the is trimmed with coarse black soutache, President Buchanan, and had ■ I’1’ '■ heifers, lieing nearer the foot of the ain, bald of snow, held up its granit, “Welly goot name!” great middle class of readers as it did the rows placed quite closely together lucinat ion that her husband forest-coveis*d mountain, were now out breast like some cathedral. The stars "Oh, come. Hop Key, or whatever of sight. Once we stop|>ed to rest, and shone with a perfect splendor. Every vour name is. what did you give me an many years ago. The taste for the at the top of the standing collar, and ran a hammotive through good, if not slightly cultivated, destrove spreading apart toward the bottom of avenue, Philadelphia, with a big walked out on a ledge of rock that constellation, every group, every star, Irish name for?" that for the bad, and the tendency of overhung a precipice two thousand feet stood out in startling detail. “If I no hab Patiiek O'Laffaty faw the literary instinct when o ice aroused the yoke showing the red between. in front of it, to remind her of 1 * The sleeves are trimmed with red jersey noying fact that in her young in height. . It was a night only possible In cer my name, I no ketchee contlact! You is steadily upward. — Omaha Republi- cloth and black braid, to match.— Bern- had been a milliner.— North W* could look over th* little brown tain seasons in the higher altitudes •c*?”— T om M' s Companion. •<»>». west's Monthly. Rei'tew -- ”■ J