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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (May 17, 1887)
SPOILING A GHOST.
How a Plucky Peddler Frightened
Troches” are u«ed with advantage to alle
viate Cough«*, Sore Throat. Hoarsenes»,
and Bronchial Affections. Sold only in
Two Th»» Sn<:«'e»«.ftil Speci al.st oTlh©
Cuns and Sporting Coocls
toundte tito M.-iltuai World «»f the
Coaht by his Wonderful Op
Many a ghost story would have met
eration* a;;.l Cures.
with an untimely end, had a man of
One in a faint should he laid on tbe flat
«igo D. . 1‘rentico visited Pan
spirit arisen to hunt down the super Francibtio a stranger,
yet in that short space of his back, then loose hi* clothes and let
natural visitants. Some years a.’o, a of time lie Las ettected so many wonderful him alone.
little town in Iowa became greatly ex cures that his name is now known in every
THE RUDDY KiVER
cited over a succession of strange sights household on the Coast. His cures and oper of life in the blood. From it the system
ations were so quick and miraculous that soint
Fine Fishing Tackle,
and noises, which had occurred in physicians of good standing were even willing receive« all it« material of growth and re
Foot Hall«, Boxing Gloves,
Horse-thief Grove, where two criminal« to take their oaths that they were im;»««ssible. pair. It bathe« every tissue of the body.
Indian UlubH, Musks, Foils.
hail once been buried. Tlie reports ran Now in a few months Dr. Prentice In s had should be kept pure and rich. Dr. Pierce’«
Western Agents for
scoirs of ca>-eH from the leading cities and over
that at twelve o'clock every Friday the entire Coast that prove the truth of h :
‘Golden Medical I)i«covery” is the great
night blue and white lights were seen wonderful cures. Miss Kittie Slocum, eui- blood food and blood purifier. It in a «ov-
ereign remedy for all diseases due to im
to rise from the graves and disappear ployed at No. 817 Sansouie street, fr r seven poverished blood,consumption, bronchitis,
years had her features disfigured by her eye
in tlie branches of tlie trees above.
baing fixed immovably in one corner. She weak lungs, scrofula, influenza, and kin
An enterprising peddler, spending a could not look straight ahead or turn it up or dred diseases.
163 A 107 Nerond Nt., Portlaud. or
night in tlie town, determined to in down. She was treated by various oculists,
BRANCH HTORE h
last by a protestor i.i a leading medical | All signs fail in dry times except
lil v™i.l.' Xv . Npokitlu. Hdb.W T MState St..Sal,.,„
vestigate tlie ghostly phenomena, and and
college of San Francisco, Cal., who treated it legend “No Trust’’ in the saloons.
One Agent (Merchant -----------------
only) w>int«w| rv
having provided himself witli a pistol, for six months; said an operatic 1 or further
slipped down to tlie grove. Ail eager treatment would d»> no rood, s > he abandoned | T ky G eumea for breaktaat.
The hair may lie kept from falling
and expectant crowd stood on a hill al tlie case as hopeless. Miss Slocum, knowing
the reputation of this professor t >rtai-d high,
a convenient distance, waiting to see felt doomed to suffer her misfortune for life, after sickneas by a frequent application to
the scalp of «age t>'a.
Your ••Tansill’s Punch” 5c cent cigar
the lights, and, says the invest gator. J and compelled to exclude herself from many
going off like hot cakes. I intend that they .hin
be well advertised.
THE OLD AND THE NEW.
made up my mind to give them an after pleasures of this world. Without hope she
wentto Dr. Prentice just one week ago, and
tVJl. F. H. STEPHENSON
piece that night, as 1 lay snugly con to-day she can look as straightforward aa any The old-style pills! Who does not know
UuUalo X Y
What agony they caused—wbat woe i
cealed under tlie bushes near tlie graves. one. Sb j is cured, and lias a new a:nl happy You walked the floor, you groaned, you
Address. K-W.TAXM1 LI, < <'o„ ,'hleag*
I did not have long to wait before 1
J4INNIK 11 14 K kU fs A KNAbt. , . ...
throe months lie has cured 538 cross-eyes, of
WM. KN ABE (’(».—Convinced that j.-ur
heard tlie sounds I had been expecting which tlie following are a few: The inoM And felt such awful pain inside,
fLij jowder wm rariitt
And the next day you felt so weak
une lualed, I have determined to purchase a concert a
renvyi- w-d whotfe8Oia«me«3.’ More ecououiAotu tii>
—tlie trampling of feet near me. Look wonderful ca-e is that' f Albert Vandenburgh You didn't want to move or speak.
for my London residence and have directed my a-Ltt
*ry kinAi, « c
make the.necessary iH-cuniary arrangement with »oa
ing up cautiously, I beheld the sons ol of Stockton, Cal. Ila i cross-eyes all 1 is lift
Now Pierce’s “Pellets” are so mild
ice with the ¡multitude otf ’.ow
I'lease ship to my address, London, England and hJi ,
Dr. Prentice straightened them in ). fs tluu They are not dreaded by a child.
mo. yours sincerely,
M J N NIE H AUK *
my host, two very mischievous lads, 15 seconds.
Dr. Prentice’s operatmn fo> They do their work in painless way,
YI ks I c Dcparti'ient of 4. L. HAX ttDFTAra
... riu .-AYaflG
Co. *02 kialh
carrying a rope and a lantern with blue cross-eyes caus s so little irritati >a to the cyt And leave no weakness for next day.
114 llupont Ht., Han Fnuioiaoo, Cal., General AgJnu
and white glass. Every tiling was plain that patients return home the same day tha Thus proving what is oft contest
That gentle means are always best.
to me now. The boys would creep up the eyes aie straightened, ixot even Lein
obliged t > bandag» th 5 eyes. Dr. Prentice’.'
a narrow and deep ditch to the graves. suicesi i 1 curing c «»ss-eyes is tli ) wonder anti
A fever ratient can be made cool and
By tlie aid of a rope running over a envy of leading phys cians of the country. comfortable by frequently sponging oil'
pulley fastened in tlie trees, tliey could He never takes more than one minute to with soda water.
straighten a cro s-eye. lie also, in most in
run the lantern up and down while con stances, cures tho woist casus of Pile«, Fissure
Cures all Diseases originating from a
cealed in the brush some distance oft’, and Ulcer of the Rectum in one treatment,
disordered state of the BLOOD or
relying on the superstitious fear of the without cutting, burning or crushing, so that
LIVER. Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
his patients can return home in from one to When Baby was sick we gave her Castoria,
others to prevent discovery.
three days after treatment. C. M. Ilenrie, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, Boils,
Blotches, Pimples, Scrofula,
crui'.s AW HUMORS,
After they had every tiling arranged Windsor Hotel, San Francisco, Cal., suffered When she became Miss, she dung to Castoria, Tumors, Salt Rheum and Mercurial from a common niotcli, or Ernptlon,
to the worst Sc------------
and had run the lantern up once, I com many y>'ais with bleeding and Internal piles When she had Children,she gave them Castoria.
Pains readily yield to its purifying “ Fever ______
Scaly or UoiiKh
Dr. Prentice, in one treatment, madea perfect
menced saying something in a terrify and permanent cure. OGDBN S'l’EVENS, of
In short, all diseases caused by |luj
properties. It leaves the Blood pure, Skill.
by tills I power
ing voice. Tliey dropped every thing the Clara Morris Combination, Baldwin
the Liver and Kidneys healthy and the fving, und
and started through tlie bush like Theatre, San Francisco—Severe cas-s of
’ Its be.
■ IK Ulcers rapidly u heal
Complexion bright and clear.
Especially has it inanitestcd
frightened sheep. I fired a few shots,
Best, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso’s
jts potency in curing Tetter, llo>e Bash,
cured by Dr. Prentice in one treatment
J. R. CATES A CO., Proprietors
gave a blood-curdling yell, anil quietly His success to the treatment of Catarrh i * fully Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. ftOc.
Boil«, Carbuncle«, Sore Eyes, Scrol.
417 Sansome St., San Francisco.
ii I ouh Sores au<l Swelling,., Ilin,
slipped buck to tlie house. Next morn
joint »Incase, White Swelling.,
Iloltre, or Thick Meek, and Enlarged
ing tlie excitement was terrible to wit lie cured F. Clayton, 24 3 Buchanau street,
8. F., Cal., of a case of «50 years standing; B.
SI 50 to 83 00 per day made at home—pleasant oom Gland«. Send ten eenj.« in staiais tor a
My host’s house, being the C. Sampson, 1007 Campbell street, Oakland.
nation - -this is no humbug. Send 2 cent stamp for par large treatise, with colored plates, <.n Skin
Dlsenses. or the same amount lot u trcailso
nearest, was crowded witli men wear Cal., had such a bad breath that he av«>ided
D A MACDONALD A CO.,
on Scrofulous Affections.
405 Kearny Street, _Ban Francisco, Cal.
ing an awed expression, as if they ex company for six years. Barone-s Emm;.
“Till! BLOOI» IN TH!’. LIFE.»
Seaman, 132 Fourth street, Sa i Francisco,
Thoroughly cleanse it by using l)i< Pit rec’s
pected a dire calamity. After hearing Cal , deaf from catarrh several years, cured
Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh is the
medical Discovery, and good
Beet, Easiiwt to Une, and Cheapest.
tlie various conjectures ami sugges by Dr. Prentice. Mr. L. S. M stick is a
digestion, a fair sl.lu, bnoynut splr.
its, und vital strength, will beestablbkd.
tions, 1 arose and told my story. My young in m well known in this Community
and in Alameda, where h r resides. He had
statements were borne out by finding been afflicted from childhood with stammering
tlie rope and lantern. Nothing but in a most aggravated form. Hu mire« Is of dol-
which I« Scrofula cf the LniigR, jg «•.
Sold bv dmggists or sent by mail.
restad und cured by t life remedy, if taken be
50c. E. T. Marcitine, Warren, l’a.
their extreme youthfulness saved tlie 1 irs were spent ami the best physicians and
fore tho last stages of tho dirensi r.re r<ached.
perpetrators from something worse specialists were consulted in order, if possible
From its marvelous power over this terribly
to effect a cure. All this proved fruitless, and
This BELT or Regenerator Is
dlßonso, when tirr-t offering this now
than tlie gentle caresses of a hickory the young man came to be regarded by his
made expressly fur the cure of
celebLiitad remedy to the public. Dr. I’ iejiue
switch. 1 left the next day. but I'll relatives and friends ns an incurable stam
thought seriously of calling it h¡3 “Cou-
organs. The continuous stream
of ELECTRICITY permeating
sumption Cure,” but abiindoncd that
warran- that was tlie last of tlie ghost merer. Mr. Mastick, however, never entirely
through tho parts must re'etoro
name ns too limited for a medicine which,
discouraged, investigated the claims of all wh ■
HEFER KNOWN TO FAIL,
them to healthy actio». Donut
of "Horse-Thief Grove.” Omaha Bee. pretended to be able t » cure stammering. A
from its wonderful combination of tonic,or
coufonnd tliiswith Electric Belts
alterative, or biood-t lennsing,
•horttime ago he mot Dr. Prentice, of CL6
CURES all Diseases of the Kidneys,
anti-bilious, pectoral, and nutritivo proper
head to toe. It is for the ONE
DIDN’T KNOW BAKER.
Sutter Street, and decided to place himself
ties, is unequaled, not oiUv as a remedy lor
Liver, Bladder, and Urinary Organs;
For circulars giving full In
under his care. The young man stated to a
consumption, but lor all Chronic Dis
A Bank Scene from Which the Reader
formation, address Cheever Elec
Dropsy, Grave!, Diabetes, Bright’s
‘•Balletin’’ representative yesterdayth.it th<
eases of the
tric I-e't Co., 103 Wa-blngloQ
Can Draw a Wholesome Li sson.
d »ctor cured him in one treatment of a feu
Street, Chicago, 111.
Disease, Pains in the Back,
Yesterday forenoon as two men who hours’ duration. He now converses as fluently
Loins, or Side; Retention or
G has taken the lead in
had lived neighbor to each other on and distinctly as though he had never been
If you feel dull, drowsy, d- billtated, have
the sates of that class of
Non-Retentlon of Urine,
remedies and has g'ven
sallow’ color of skin, or y« llowlsh-brown f rota
High street fora year and walked down afflicted with an impediment of speech. The
case is regarded as most remarkable by the
face or body, frequent headache or dizzi
town together a hundred times, met on young mail’»* friends, and with them, Dr.
ness, bad taste in mouth, internal beat nr
—Tho Big H it «¿uestltAl.—
chills, alternating with hot Hushes, low spirits
Weaknesses, Excesses, Jaundice,
street, one of them re l’ronlice is the wonder, as well «%* the hero < f
You needn't talk ot the big huts
Chas won the favor of
and gloomy f on-bod Ings, irregular appt tito,
bhe hour. [. xtrad fmm San Francisco D ull)
the public and now ranks
Biliousness, Headache, Sour Stomach
and coated tongue, you are Nuiic|ink lioin
The female head adorning;
Bulletin, The above are but few of lue hun
jinonj; the leading Medie
Indigestión, IkvMpcpsia, and Torpid
For girls war smaller hats at night
cine of the oiidom,
“Say. Green, drop into the bank witli dreds «»(’cases cured bv Dr. Prentice of 6-6
Dyspepsia, Constipation, and Files.
Iziver, or *• Miliousness.»’ In many
A. 1— SMITH.
Than some men In the morning.
me for a minute. I want to be ident HUT 1ER STREET, SAX FRANCISCO.
Bradi rd. Pt.
cases only part of these symptoms are expe
rienced. As a remedy for all such e; era,
CAL. We are informed that tho d«.ct< r will
I r .c ai.OO.
Dr, Pierce’s Golden Medical Dis
—“It is nn ill wind that blows no
1 avo in a few weeks for Europe, s » we advise
covery is unsurpassed.
"Certainly, certainly," repli <1 Green,
body good,” ami vet it can not be de
For Weak Filings, Spitting of
anil they entered tlie batik and walked
Blood, Shortness of Elrcatli, Lirón-
nied that it would take a pretty strong,
CURES WHEN ALL OTHER MEDICINES
An autopsy reve led the fact that thirty
chit!'*, Asthma, Severe Coughs, a¡4
to the teller’s window.
healthy breeze to blow some people
Chinese pirates who were killed in Ton
kindred affections, it is an efficient I’cmcdy.
FAIL, as it acts directly and at once on the
"You identify tliis man as Baker, do quin had concealed their money under the
S old by D ruggists , at $1.60, o« SIX
any better than tliey are.— Somerville
BoTii r.s for $5.00.
skin of their thighs, which they had after
Send ten cents in stamps for Dr. Pierce’8
them to a healthy action. HUNT'S REMEDY is
Young, middle aged and book on Consumption. Address,
"Baker? Baker? Yes, I believe that
—11 is said that tlie young woman
old. single or married mer World’s Dispensary Medical Asso
is his name.”
THE EFFECTS OF MENTAL EXHAUSTION.
ciation, ßü3 Muin Street, B uffalo , N. Y.
who splashes herself while working at
“Do you know it to he?”
been cured by it when physicians and friends
Many diseases, especially those of the ner
Nervous Debility, Spenna
the washtub is fated to have a drunken
“No—o, but I’ve heard it was.
vous system, are the products of dally renewed
torrhea. Seminal Losres,
hod given them up to die. Do not delay, try at
Very few young women
Sexual Decay,Failing Mem
mental exhaustion. Business avocations often
■lives next door to me.”
ory, Weak Eyes, Lack of
onco HUNT'S REMEDY.
now-a-days put themselves in danger,
involve an amount of mental wear and tear
Energy, also Blood ands
"How much of a family has he?”
s is offered by the proprietors
then. — Boston Post.
very prejudicial to physical health, and tho
/1 of Dr. Sago’s Catarrh Remedy
Eruptions, Hair Falling
"He's got a wife, anyhow, and I see
lor a case of catarrh which
professions, if arduously pursued, are no less
Bone Pains, S wellingb
—Doctor—Good morning! How are some children around.”
HUNT’S REMEDY CO.,
they cannot cure. If you
Sore Throat, Ulcer«, Ef
destructive to brain and nerve tissue. It is one
a discharge from tho
Providence, R. I.
"What does he do?”
of the most important attributes of Hostetter’s
and Bladder Trouble!
nose, offensive or otherwise, partial loss ol
Hitters, that it compensates for thia
Weak Back, Burning Urine. Gonorrhea, Gleet, Striot smell, taste, or hearing, ircak eyes, dull pain
"Let's sec. He’s got an office of some Stomach
Ask your druggist for HUNT’S REMEDY.
undue loss of tissue, and that it imparts new
'ire—prompt, relief and cure for life.
good news. 1 was detained much long
or oresmire in head, you have Catarrh. Ihou-
sort down town here, but 1 can't say energy to the brain and nerves. The rapidity
Both Sexes* Consult Confidentially
Take no other
sands of cases terminate in consumption.
er than I expected, and was afraid you what lie does.”
with which it renews weakened mental energy
OF h ’ICE-182 «fa 184 THIRD HT.
Dr. Sage’s C ataiuui H emrpy cures the worst
would be uneasy.
cases of Catarrh« “Cold in the Head,”
"Will you positively identify him as that its invigorating properties are of tlie
and Catarrhal l»fea<lachc. 50 cents.
highest order. Besides increasing vital stamina,
I believe in the old adage: “A patient
and counteracting the effects of mental exhaus
waiter is no loser.”— Boston Budget.
"Why—well—no. I guess not, I think tion, this potential medicine cures and prevents
BEST IN THE
—"Como in my pour man.” said a lie is, but lie may be Barker, or Bark fever and ague, rheumatism, chronic dyspepsia
and constipation, kidney and uterine weakness
benevolent lady to a ragged tramp, urn, or lie may not lie tlie. one I think 1 and other complaints. Physicians also com
"and I will get you something to eat.” know. Excuse me, Mr. Baker; I’d be
F. r !
..r mil rime, ®U
.!l(M>tinK rillp „ .
aa a Remedy for Female Diseases,
rifle on th. market
"Thanky, mum; don't care if I do.” glad to oblige, you know, lint I don't
relieving periodical pains, pro
To b et eggs quickly add a pinch of *alt
moting a healthful regularity of
À “--.r1-'..': wor'.I renowned. Send f«r
"I suppose,” continued the lady, set know you, you know.”— Detroit Fret Salt coo 8 and co d eggs froth rapidly.
Beasons and curing weakness
ARMS <’<>., New Huven, Conn.
ting a square meal before him, "your l'i ess.
* • * * Delicate diseases in either sex, back-ache and consequent nervous distress.
8ol''XT OF roE
t > isl » kitix > ti mm.no or
life has been full of trials?”
however indu ed, speedily cured. Book, DUKAAK JYSri'JL
AXDTHK Ll BKI4ZT
I1 A IN.
1TIS 1’ROMIT IX AcZlOX.
^TRINWAY KKANICTI A BACH.
10 cents in stamps. Address, in confl
mum; an' tho wustof it wuz I alius got
■ tlllflft I j Gabler, Roenish Pianos:Bur-
SHOT «CM MIGHT
A Satisfactory Settlement.
- *'>”•• Lydia E.
dence, World’s Disp-unary Medical Asso
Organs, band instruments. Largest stock
L" an,7ctthlng. Price50c
Pinkham: ••Aslsfreqnentlv the case withinothera
Music and Books. Bands supplied at
>8en«lf r circular and newcaU
Gentleman I hear. Uncle Rastus,
• Rim have reared largo ramifies, I have beenagreat
—A young tenor obtained a hearing
The amount of uhocoltte annually con Biiuiger for yearefrom complaints Incidenttomar-
that you ami Dolphus have dissolved
206 Post street, San Francisco.
w Al. U max , Middlefield, ct
before a director of one of the provin
f®’ Ih?'2 tned tho ’km of a number of
sumed is is $0,( 00,<W pounds.
physicians and the virtue of many medicines with
cial theaters. He sang, but the man partnership in the white-wash business.
out relief, and as an experiment I concluded to try
Uncle Rastus—Yes, sail; we is done
WHAT A POSTAGE STAMP WILL DO.
ager stopped him at the end of three or
JoXo’a » can.B.ss"re y°u tl'«» the benefit« I havi
Now rend thin carefully, and note every bSIiTS ..."Ml '“"pe not because of any faith I
“Very well,” he said,
Gentleman—Well, what kind of a word, for It may lay the foundation for had in it, for I had but slight hope of any perma-
“leave me your address and I will
uam not a seeker after notoriety but
your future happiness and health. Any z
think of you if it should happen—** settlement did you make?
Ilian or woman, young or old, that aufl’era
Uncle Rastus (scratchinghis head)— with any disease, no matter what it is fourth bottle and It would take but little argument
“What do you mean by ‘if it should
Well, yo’ see, sail, de 'rangement am called, or of how long standing, or who
,hl,t n>y health is fully restored.
happen?’ ” interrupted tlieyoung tenor.
I should like to widely circulate the fact of its
dis. Dem what owes de firm am to set has doctored yon. if you will sit down and wonderful curative powers.” PITEBA C ROOP
••Why, if niv theater should happen to
write me a full history of the case, and all
tle wiv Dolphus, an’ dem what de linn the symptoms, 1 will write you my opinion niEjgAREwrDnrGGiyr will supfly you . prici o /
burn—” “Well?” “I should engage
am to settle wiv me. Dolphus of the case. the probabilities of a cure and
’ on .to erv ‘Fire?’ ”— N. Y. Ledger.
Towed dat war a fa'r ’rangement— coat. 1 am prepared to treat everything
The BUYERS» Gl IDK 1«
requiring surgical appliances as well as
Eng.i.-li, ]• renuh, Scotch and German Fabrics in ondlnss variety for Suit» to measure.
HOW TO SURE A BOY OF CBUUP
Issued Sept, and March,
sluir’ an’ sliar' alike!— Drake's Trap- medicinally; am a graduate; 30 years prac
Mrs. Samuel Nutt, of South Haven, tiers' Magazine.
S \ M PT !.•< WITTS\ a-o. .lurent Patten.» to »elect from.
tice. Men and women both can write to
SAMI LES, WITH INSTRUCHONS FOR SELF-MEASUREMENT SENT FRTE.
llVg inches,™ith over
Kama», tells how »lie «ared the life of
me in strictest confidence. Persons coni
3,500 illustration» — a
—There is a fellow making the tour Ing to the city are aequeated to call on me.
whole Picture Ciallery,
I have been using A i .I a 'O ck ' s P orous of tlie Western dime museums this Enclose a stamp and address
GIVES Wholesale Prices
W. B FORDEN, M. D.
direct to connuntcra on all goods foi
P i . sstkiu « for the last ten years, princi winter advertised ns Ali Pasha, the
Office- 8 and 9, First National Bank,
peraonal or family Rae. Telia how to
pally for a weak back. Not long ago I Transparent Turk and Human Window Portland, Oregon.
exact coat of every
found my eon very much Inclined to croup. Pane." Tlie advertisement has tin* in
Only Uliitc Labor and First-Class Cutters Employed.
thing yon use, ent, drink, wear, or
Hehari hadacroupy cough,and a wheezing
have fun with. These INVALUABLE
sound in his lungs every time he breathed. teresting information: "He was on the
BOOKS contain information gleaned
He nearly died from the obstruction of stall' of tlie Sultan of Turkey at the
from the markets of the world. We
the throat. I covered him from the throat terrible battle of Plevn-', when a huge
will mail a copy FREE to any ad
to the pit of the stomach with A i . i . cock s
upon receipt of 10 cts. to defray
P orous P lastkhs .
In two hours the cannon ball from the erm* Russian
expense of mailing. I*et us hear from
cough ceased and Ills breathing was much artillery, swift on its errand of death,
easier. In a few days he was entirely well. passed completely through this lirave
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
I kept the AtKocK's P orous P i - astbrs
22^ «V 2’?tl WahiiNh Avenue. Chicajro. 111.
on him six days. Mnce then, whenever officer’s Issiy.
he is effected with colds In the throat, I «kill saved hi« life, and a pane of
jtic f x
LIFE OF HENRY WARD BEECHER.
never u«e anything but an A i . i . cock ' s French window glass was fitted in tlie
Agents Wanted. For full particulars addrtt,
P orous P laster , which cures him imme
A. HOMAN. I'.O Sutter street. S.m Francisco.
diately, without any inconvenience. They gaping cavity witli such admirable
orturing , disfiguring , itching ,
are the best preveniatlve of the croup ever nicety that we now have tlie greatest
scaly and pimply di senses of the skin.sualp.
Cures all llumor*
known, and 1 wound not he without them marvel of the age. Sun. moon and
and blood with loss of hair, from infancy to
of the Scalp and pre
for any consideration.
stars shine through
him; daylight old age. are cured by theCVTicuRA R kmkiuks .
vent*» Hair falling out:
C uticuha RKMYLVBNT.thvnew blood purifier,
NO I.AIUKK* Toll.KT Id
and gas light shine through him: you cleanses
1UPTURE PERMANENTLY eUUD.
the blood and perspiration of disease
COMPLETE WITHOUT IT
nay r®ur far« from any part a. can see through him: you can read sustaining element«, and thus remove» the
a» it cures Handrail
United States is Portland and hotel expense* through him.”—-V. F. Sun.
and Nnftrnn Dry and i
CVTtOURA, the great Skin Cure, instantly
while here if we do not produce indisputable
Wiry llnir; is excel
allays itching and inflammation, cleara the skin
evidence from well known bankers, docton*,
lent tor th*» Face and
scalp or crust», scales and sores, and re
lawyer«, merchant* and farmer»« aa to our re
< liapped llandn; i-
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stores the Hair.
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lie excused from serving on the jury
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Some of the Passim? Strange Innovations
of a Texas Eating-* House.
A rather subdued s‘:-an -er recently
entered an Austin restaurant and, tak
ing a seat neat the door, was soon con
fronted bv a waiter, to whom he com
municated his order. The meal was
soon before him, smoking hot, and as
tlie waiter was about to withdraw, the
••Er—see here; there are no flies in
“Fliest <>, no, sir,” replied the man
with tlie apron and a napkin over his
"I had expected to meet them here—
in fact, I hud half-way promised to—
why, heavens! I fail to recognize my
old barley-soup friend, the cock-roach!”
••There are no cockroaches in this
house, sir,” said the waiter, sternly.
"And so the roach, too. has desorted
Say, where's the
limp, wet napkin, with prune sauce on
one side and sweet oil on the other?”
"Our napkins are all fresh and new
Where is the variegated table-cloth
that looked like a calico dress pattern
done up in coffee dregs and molasses?”
"Our table spreads are clean every
"Well, welL” Suddenly tlie man
commenced spearing around in the
butter dish witli his fork. “I don't
And it,” he murmured, sadly.
"Don’t . find what?” snapped the
‘Has she gone?”
‘Has who gone?”
Tlie bright-eyed divinity who used
to conceal samples of her auburn ring
lets overy morning under tlie butter
lump. She knew I always looked for
ward with pleasure to those little
“Our butter has no hair.”
“I see,” sighed (lie man, “bald as a
Hasn't there been some
kind of a change in th > management of
"Ail of the dear old familiar land
marks seem to have disappeared. 1«
this a menagerie?”
"No, that’s a biscuit.”
“Ah. distinctly I remember, it was only last
That 1 ooo'.ly, calmly fondled such a biscuit
o’er and o’er;
Then I broke the cover off it, and I may be
called a false prophet.
It a baked and blistered mouse did not roll
out upon the floor.’’
We have previously stated that tlie
stranger was seated near the door, and
it was a go>d tiling for him that he was.
Tlie waiter made one wild break, but
tlie subdued anticipator of a hearty
meal fled.— Texas Siftings.
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