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SEVII-WEEKLY TELEPHONE. VOL. I M’.\i INN VILLE, OREGON, APRIL 8, 1887 WEST SIDE ’TELEPHONE. PERSONAL AND LITERARY, —Colonel J. Armoy Knox, one of ------ Issued------ the editors of Ttxa* Siftings, is «aid to EVERY TUESDAY AND FRIDAY iinoke twenty cigars daily. > That's what makes him so funny.—¿V. K. —ix— Garrison's Building. McMinnville, Oregon, 2’imes. —The late Emery A. Storrs could . — BY*- not save money. His annual incomo □^almagre «!L ''-Turner, was twenty-five thousand dollars a Fablnhars and Proprietor». jear, but he left no nersonal estate.— Chicago Hews. SUBSCRIPTION RATES: —Rev. Moses A. Hopk'ns, re entlv One year............................................................ ?2 00 appointed Minister to I iberia, u-ed to S|x menthe................................................................. I yr be a hotel porter in Pittsburgh, and Three men1*1’............................................................ 7 j prepared himself for college while u Entered lu the Postoffice at McMinnville. Or., that employ moot.—Pittsburgh Post. as second-class limile . ^r- Spurgeon has at length com pleted "The Treasury of David, which H. V. V. JOHNSON, M. D. he commenced to write twenty-one years ago. He has also in the press a Northwest ooruer of Second and B,streets, new work ent tied. ‘'Storm Signal-.” OREGON MuMINNVILLE —( scar Wilde has written a poem about his baby, beginning with these May ba found at hia office when not absent ou pro- lines: fen.iuuai bushieM. •• 0 babe boy! thine eves are like'mine own. As 1 lucas heaven, us tender as the dove" —( alvin E. Stowe was a tine scholar, LITTLEFIELD & CAI.BREATH, the first in big class in college, of great Physicians and Surgeons, wit, a most attractive speaker an I once very prominent before the world. McMINNVJLLE. OREGON. But the fame of his second wife — i iulhorof "I noltj Tom s Cabin"—be Office over Bruly’s Bank. i came so great that he seemed to fade all out, and was finally only known as "Mrs. htowu’g husband.”—' Every Other S. A. YOUNG, M. D. Saturday. —Robert Bonner is past sixty and Physician and Surgeon, worth *.',,0(10,00'1 or $ii.OO0,OOO. No MCMINNVILLE - • - OREGON man is better setistie.l with his paper, Office and residence on D street. All calls promptly his 1 « timé, his Presbyterian sm, hia annwered day or night. I horses au I himself. Aud he ought to b ', iiavingbegun as a type-setter, with- | out friends or influence, and having DR. G-. F. TUCKER. achicied his present position by. un flagging energy and pérseverance. —AC DEJXTISr.r, J’. . 0 irnal. . M c M innville - - - okegon . — Ferliaps the rr.ost notable example Office—Two doors east of Bingham’s furniture ' of a story which was offered to pub store. lisher after publisher only to be re Laughing gas administered for painless extraction. turned to its author, is that of Robinson I Cruso. It was at last "printed for W. |Tiiylo', at the shop in Pater Nosier V. I’mcK, Row, Mlieyxix.” It proved a gold mino for the plucky publisher. He mad • a profit of one hundred thousand j pounds out of the veuture.—A’. Y. I Tribune. Up Stairs in Adams’ Building, —Mr. Spofford the Librarian of Con M c M innville O regon gress, recen tly to’d a correspondent that 1 ternry activity in tno United Slatei is on the ¡ocreas ■, and that about one thou CUSTER POST BAND, sand more copyrights nave been granted during 1885 than at a corresponding The Best in the State. time iu 1884. This increase is largely I b prepared to furnish music for ^11 occasions at reason due to the great number of articles able rates. Address copi righted by newspapers tlnd maga Of his “American Almanac.” IV. .T. KOVVLAM), zines. Air. Spofford said: “It has not a very Business Manager, McMinnville. (large circulation. The library edition 1 reach'd last year about eighteen hun M’MINNVILLE dred, and seven thousand of the paper edition were sold, tlie last, however, at so 1 heap a price that they “barely pa d I tlie cost of publication."—A'. Y. Post. w PHOTOGRAPHER Livery Feed and Sale Stables Corner Third aud D streets, McMinnville HUMOROUS. LOGAN BROS. & HENDERSON. — Rufus Hatch says that the farmer Proprietors. (is’l ossof the situation. So he is, but (Still the boys wil get away with tlie ap The Best Rigs in the City. Orders ples occasionally. — Philadelphia Cull. - The great advantage of beingrich Promptly Attended to Day or Night. j a that a man can wear o d clothes ' without exciting remark. There are I other trifling advantages, but not worthy of mention just now. — Toledo Blade. BILLIARD HALL. I —“I can’t make head nor tail out of ' this letter from George.” remarked Mr I Porcine to h s wife.” "Pm not sur A Strictly Temperance Keeori. prised,” returned that estimable lady, I r , . . . . . _ 1___ II—_____ “ORPHANS’ HOME” Some joodm Church niemter« to the contrary not- I "George Stutters So badly, you kuoW. viUstauding. I —Chilago t'/m ago liamb er. er. —Passenger—Oh. CaptaiL, is tin re any cure for seasickness? Captain— “Orphans’ Home” Oh, yes; sure cure, l’asseng r (as steamer pitches anti rolls)--Give me TONSORIAL PARLORS, t-ome quickly. Captain—Onlz cun.' I I know of is to lie on i our back on green The only flrat else«. .nd the only pirlor-llke .hop In the ' grass and look at the star» — Phila- city. None but I de j h ia Cali _ A dry-goods advertisement says: f'lrat-class V'ori, men Employed! "Everybody knows that Faille l'ran- First door south of Yamhill County Bank Building. oaise is crowding hard upon g os»grain M c M innville , orbgon . s Ik,.’’ We beg Tea.e to diller w .tli the statement. There are no doubt a dozen H. H WET.Crf. persons right here in this town who are not aw are that such a momentous An insect i ramp. occurrence was evenluatmg. — diorrw A supposed house-fly parasite (Hypo low.l Herald. —Wife (at a late hour) — Well, pus muscarum) has been found by a in the world have you been? French naturalist, P. Megnin, to be in •vheri Husband—To tell you the (hie) truth, reality no parasite, preying upon the m' dear, some of the (hie) boys at tlie fly’s body, but simply the common i otlis gone ’way on (hie) vacations, cheese-mite (Tyroglyphus scio) availing y know. an—au shortlianded, hones’ itself of the first means of transportation truth, m’ dear, s’ help me. Wife— to new sources of food supply. The i You seem to have filled the vacancy creature, with a remarkable power of ; pre ty full. adaptation to environment, becomes I —Materfamilias (to Tommy, who is greatly changed on attaching itself to 'lidping himseif liberally to currant the fly or other animal, but assumes its am at the supper table)—Ti mmy, latter the solemn warning I should original form and multiplies rapidly, think you would not eat so much pre on reaching suitable feeding-grounds. serves' Tommy—What solemn warn This discovery explains how fresh cheese ing. minima? Matertamilins — Tlie can become infected with mites, even de~ir.ii of _____ _ died of too niucn Jumb ); _ he when carefully placed on a shelf away ' ¡anQt y u know.— Pittsburgh 1 hroni- *e- front all suspected sources of contamin | Tt.rgraph. . . . . _ A Useful T mi'piece: Si Ja k«on. ation.— Arkansaw Traveler. from the Del Valle sett eme it. cam. to —Judge to the plaintiff—"W ho was Austin not long since, and bis tir-t end present when the defendant knocked wa« on a watchmaker. "Dis bcah watch lias gotten sumfin’ de matter you out?” Plaintiff—“I was.”— Chicago wid hit” The watchmaker examined Herald. ! it carefully, and B-ked how long much —Sam Bear, of Santa Fe. own« the it ha I been running. "Hit ham t be n champion cinnamon bear of the lern- Hinn ag for nioah den a yeah. “y "X didn't you br ng it sooner? •Itokasa tory, but they are not related. I couldn't get a.ong w'dout it - . e*»s I si/hnas._____ — —Oliver We.ideA Holmes is annoyed at the fact that he has been quoted in a —This country is exporting plum Boston paper as saying that Emerson came from the "dirtiest” instead of padding td England. Wc have been the “dainUest" sectarian circle of the sending beef there for many years. By time. Robert C. Winthrop is al«o dis and by, perhaps, we will send mistletoe pleased at the substitution in print of and ale. Then where wiU Britain’» "Aiderman Sydney" for what posed glory be?— Chicays Herald. in manusc ript as "Algernon Sidney. I TOILET ACCESSORIES. Well-Chosen Collars and Kuchlngs and Other Popular Neck-Wear. A pleasing efl'ect is often more suc- cessfully i educed by some one or two well-chosen accessories of the toilet, than by any other means, Apparently trivial, these additions frequently change, for better or worse, tho entire •ostunie; and a toilet otherwise appro priate is sometimes ruined by an un fortunate touch, while a costume is often rendered dressy by some happy idea in the way of a tasteful accessory. i One will select a very beautiful collar, collarette or fichu, at the store, and find I upon trying it on at home all its beauty . vanished because it is so unbecoming. T.iere are many ladies who think they I do not look well in any thing but a standing collar, anil others who wear ruches upon all occasions, and I know a lady who has adopted the wearing of an inch-wide ribbon tied close about the throat in a small bow with ends. This is worn just b'dow the high dress-collar, and is generally of white satih ribbon. It always looks neat and is very becom ing to the wearer. The same lady eschews cutis altogether, and only upon dress occasions wears a ruche in her sleeves. Upon the street she wears long-wristed gloves and at home a pair of neat bracelets, and always appears well dressed. She says cuffs are not her style, her arm and hand look better without them, and she has the good sense to dress herself to the best advan tage. This is, however, an exception, as but few ladies would consider them selves properly dres ed without collar and cuilk The upright linen collar, with anils slightly pointed and rolled over, isag.vn presented, while the English collar, with ends lapping, is also regarded still fash ionable. Independent collars of bright cojored velvet are favored, and some of these arc embroidered with small beads and edged with large ones. A bow tin ishes the front, same • color as the col lar. A dressy accessory that can be worn with any plain corsage consists of a plastron for the front, a pointed plaque for. the back and a dog collar, the whole madq of pink crape trimmed with fedora lace. A pretty ruche and jabot is made of Oriental lace in a delicate pattern. The high collar is fully plaited. A very long jabot is formed of two rows of the lace set around aud over a foundation, very full, and down the center are clus ters of very narrow ribbon loops, the whole effect being ijuite daintv. A very effective fichu can be made at home at a comparatively small cost. Itis pretty in pompadour lace in one of its heavy patterns, and is also very useful made in black lace. The lace should be six or eight inches wide, and long enough to full around the back, so as to hang gracefully, and also according to the length required in the front. It should be cut to form pointed ends. Upon th s inside edge place a frill of narrow lace. This forms a very dressy accessory to b' worn with summer wash dresses, the neck of which could be turned in V-shape, which would im prove the finish of the whole. All sorts of neck ruchings are worn. Folds made in plain cotton scrim are also favored and these made at home are very inexpensive. Scrim, from forty to ’orty-e:ght inches wide, costa from fifty to eighty five cents, according to quality, and will make about nine yards of ’ching. It must be cut ex actly bias, in strips about two inches wide, the edges folded together and light y bast-xl. Two folds are used to gether. so two widths n»ay be cut, which s the most econimical way. A strip of lawn or nainsook can be used for a binding, which should cover tho cut cd res and be st'tehed on. Satin, crepe de chine, grenadine, gauze or crepe I ssa can be made in the same way, and asida from the time consumed in making them cost but a trifle compared with those that are bought by the yard. — Brooh’yn Eagle. —Arbor day has been observed in Colorado, Wisconsin. West Virginia, Indiana, Vermont, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Pennsyl vania, Florida, Kansas, Minnesota, Michigan and Ohio. The observance of tlie day, promoted as it has been by State school superintendents, lias been a wonderful stimulant to tree planting. In Nebraska, the banner State, there arc growing over 700,(X)0 acres of trees planted by human hands.— Chicago in ter-Ocean. —In Boston is lieing elected a gymnasium to be used exclusively by women. It is one hundred by seventy- nine feet, has six bowling alleys, agood tennis court, a perfectly-appdinted gymnasium hall, a running track of twenty laps to tlie mile. Hade of a patent composition of glue and felt; hot and cold water baths, mid. indeed, every appliance that women could desire in a rvmnasiuni. even to a piano. Miss Mary Allan was the author of the pro ject.— Boston Journal. —Claus Spreckels, the sugar king, having contemptuously returned the d coration« conferred ujion him by h ng Kalakaun, that impecunious and b erv nioiuycli forthwith knighted Mr. Herman Bendel, the bead of a rival sugar house in San Francisco. It to be a case of "sugar" all wound.-/'raneisco Chronicle. A correction : Oflice boy -1 couldn't ret in till on gil the door so I cium in Employer ' (with •hr window. * ~ *' '*L ~ a *ig- lili- aiil eiuphxsis on’ the “cluni”)— Von cium in the window, did you? Well . But, thon,”— TU-lNIs. SOMETHING MISSING. Unfavorable Condition* Under Which Young Couple Began Housekeeping. NO. Í6. AN INGENIOUS TOAD. He Managed to Make a Feast of a Fiercely Struggling Worm. Mr. Youngman, of St. Anthony Hill, I was one day digging up a tree with married a very pretty and sweet little Prof. Bardwell, in order to transplant lady a few days ago, and he furnished a house to establish her in as soou as it. Two or three other professors stood looking on. I called their attention to the nuptials were completed. He was an old toad near by, and advised them congratulating 'himself <n; having to watch him. They laughed, but, on bought every thingthat would be needed my questioning them, confessed that in the proper running of a well-or they had never seen a toad eat. I ganized household, and was not a little surprised on the second morning after threw him some small earth worms »s we threw them up with the spade. The the wedding by his wife handing him a professors were as delighted as children card on which was written a list of ar to see the dexterity with which he ticles which she requested him to bring home wlien he came from work, The snapped them up. Presently I turned I up with one spadeful of earth an enor list ran as follows: mous earth worm. I threw it to the Stove polish. toad, and observed in him the most de Hard soap. cided evidence of reasoning power and Oatmeal. executive ability that I ever saw in an Curtain fixtures. animal. At first ho watched as a toad Picture hooks and coixl. always will, in the case of a large Coal sieve. worm, the two ends of the worm alter Rolling pin. nately, in order to see which was the Dust pan. head. The worm is rough one way and Broom. smooth the other, therefore hia head Stove brush. can be put down the toad's throat Paper eight-ounce tacks. easier than the tail end. and can not be Mr. Youngman reads over the list pulled out again half so easily. and tries to remember that he bought When my toad had decided which all of these things when he furnished was the head he transferred it by one the house, but he can’t. flap of his tongue to his stomach, and “Hadn't you better go down with me instantly nipped his jaws tight to anil order them yourself, darling?" he gether. Tlie major part of the worm says: “No, no, dear,” she replies. "You being in the air, writhed about and twisted itself around the toad's head. can get them well enough.” The toad waited until the coil was “But I might not got just what you loosed, and then gulped down half an want,” he suggests. inch more of the worm, and took a "Oh, you goose," she says smilingly, flash nip with his jaws. But there throwing her arms around his neek and dropping a kiss on his lips, "you know were many half inches in this enor mously long worm; and when the toad I'd he satisfied with any thing you buy had succeeded by successive gulps in me.” getting down more than half its whole “I wouldn't be single again for any length into his stomach, his jaws began thing," mused Mr. Youngman, as he to grow tired; and lie could not pre tripped lightly down stairs. vent the worm from working his way That noon Mr. Youngman brought partly out again between the gulps. heme the desired articles and laid them on the table. Mis. Youngman looked Presently the worm was working out much faster than the toad could swal over the articles and said: low. “Oil, Will, what did you yet this My sympathies were with the toad; kind of stove polisli for? It isn't half partly because he was higher in the as good as the other, and this soup, scale of being, but chiefly because I why, my mother would never have that had petted toads, and felt, as though brand of soap in the house. How my own honor was at stake. I was be touch'd you pay for this oatmeal?" ginning to fear lest I should have the “Twenty-five cents.” mortification of seing the worm escape. “Twenty-five cents! Why, yon call But I did injustice to the toad; his get splendid oatmeal for fifteen cents a genius rose to tlie occasion. He package.” brought his right hind foot up against "Those curtain fixtures are an inch too his abdomen; grasped through the wide for the windows. I wonder you walls of the abdomen his stomach, and didn't know that." the worm within it; and, at each suc "Oh, yon got areen picture cord, cessive gulp, took a fresh grasp with didn’t you? Well, I won't use it. I his foot, thus holding the worm from always want red picture eord.” going out. and soon succeeded in swal “That eoal sieve is too coarse, It'll lowing the whole.— From a Paper let half the good eoal through it. Why Thomas Hill, D. I). didn’t you think of that?” “That rolling pin is altogether too THE TEXAS GIRL. heavy. I wanted a light one.” “I was in hopes that you’d got a A I.one Star State Editor Tell, What He Knows About Her. bronze dust pan, instead of this yellow If there is any thing we know less one.” “That broom is too heavy. A lighter about than we do it is tlie girl, and of one would have done just as well, and this the girl is glad,, for there is noth ing she hates to lie known about her so it wouldn’t have cost so much.” * "The bristles ii that stove brush are bail as the truth. Wc have been acquainted with hor too stiff'. I wan' d a softer one.” for a long time and watched her “Oh, Will, why didn’t you get gal vanized tucks: these iron ones ru«t out pranks from afar,- seen her cut the ••pigeon-wing'' and knock the “back- so quick. They ain't good at all.” Mr. Youngman waits until his young step" in the back yard, when she wife gets through, and wondering thought she had no spectator, but still what has brought such a change over we don't know her. From the time she is big enough to tier since morning puts his anus around swing on the gate anil tie a ribbon in a her ami says: ••What is the matter with my little double bow-knot she begins to locate a sweetheart, and she keeps this up until wife?” Her dainty head falls on hi.« shoulder I he is located in the back yard exercis i wood. and between the sobs that shake her ing his talents discussing «tove She may be a little dull I on mathe- slight frame, she says: “Wi-Will. I fe-feel so b-a-a-d. I matics, but invariably solvca the wanted to make some bi-biscuit this problem of putting a No. . 5 foot ina noon, a-a-and got the wa-wa-water and No. 3 shoe. She will wear out two old dresse» sa-a-alt ami ye-ye-yeast, but there’s something nii-ini-missing and I can't running around to find out how to make a new one in the latest style. think wha-what it is.” She will walk three blocks out of the Mr. Youngman smiled quietly, anil clasping his young wife to his watch way to get n peep at hor beau, and then pocket he placed his lips to her ear and pass by without looking at him. She will attend church, listen with whispered "flour.”— St. Paul Globe. absorbed interest to eloquent and pa thetic sermons, then return home and Nothing Unusual. expatiate upon the horrible fit of Miss Mr«. Patrician (to new girl)—I Rup- Snow’s new basque. pose, Bridget, you overheard my hiiR- She will go to the table, mince over band and I conversing rather earnestly delicacies with the most fastidious this morning? taste, then slip hack in the kitchen and Bridget — Indade. I did that. mum. eat a raw potato. Mrs. P.—1 hope you do not consider She will wear out her best pair of that any thing itnu«iial was going on? shoos dancing all day, then attend a Bridget—Niver a bit. mum. 1 wanst ball at night and complain of being out had a husband meself mum, an' niver of practice. a day passed that the neighIwirs didn’t She will be the most devout creature belay* one or the other of us would be on earth, and hate the ground that kilt entoirely. — Tidbits. Sal lie Grimes walks on. She will be industrious and econom ical for a month, then spend her sav —Wot long ago a man in Columbia, ings for a red ribbon. Pa., gave as a wedding present to a She will slouch around the house for York couple an eight-dollar clock, a week making preparations to look which he had Isuighton the installment neat on Sunday. plan. He paid six dollars and was She will flirt with all the best young slow al>out paying the other two dol men in the neighborhood, and finally lars. So the agent, who knew whore marry some knotty-headed Jim Crow. the clock was. went to York, scared the —Castro (Tex.) Anvil. bride into giving it up, and then dis appeared. Tlie groom brought suit —A nov.'ity of the amusement season against the agent, but he could not I h - !n New Orleans the coming wint -r wil! found and the young man had to pay be white balls, a custom borrowed from costs. He says when he marries his Spain and France. All the women second wife he wants no presents on mu t attend dressed in white only, the installment plan.— Philadelphia with white ribbons and whits laces and flowers.— N. 0. Units. Press RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL. —The chief of a tribe of Digger In dians worships a stone churn as his god. —Mr. Benjamin Carpenter, '88, ol Chicago, has been elected leader of the Harvard Glee Club. —The First Presbyterian Church, ol Cincinnati, O., has begun the erection of a branch to be known us the Pilgrim Chapel. —-Papal Rome has witnessed the lay ing of the foundation of the twenty- second Protestant house of worship within her limits. —Garabed S. Azhderlan, an Arme nian, is making his way through Am herst College by selling Oriental em broideries, scarfs, etc., sent him from home. —Professor Whitney, of Yale, has more than ten pupils in his Sanscrit class, the largest class in this language ever brought together in this country. —Hartford Courant. —Tlie Congregational Sunday-school committee averaged one new Sunday- school each day of last year, and these have developed into churches at tlie rate of one each week.—N. Y. Witness. —Rev. Alexander Mackay Smith, of New York City, has been elected As sistant Bishop of tlie Diocese of Kansas, Episcopal Church, by the Diocesan Con vention of the Episcopal Church in that State. —Zuig Lee, a Fort Worth Chinaman, who lias been converted to Christianity, is trying to convert the Chinamen of Dallas, Texas, under the auspices of the Young Men’s Christian Association of that place. —Vermont school-children will be given temperance text-books at the State’s expense by tho terms of a recent act of tho legislature providing for the appointment of a commission to buy such books for use in schools.— Troy Times. —In tlie Methodist church nt Em poria, Kas., on Thanksgiving Day, a mortgage which had long rested on the church property, and which had been canceled tlie day before, was publicly burned, tho congregation singing the doxology. —At a recent spelling-match in Cheshire, Conn., selected pupils from all tho schools were tested on their knowledge of fifty pages of tho spelling book. At the end of an hour twelve competitors were left, and tho com mittee deserted the book and tried to floor them with any thing they could think of, but were unable to put down a single one. The prizes were then dis tributed among the twelve.— Hartford Post. — Rev. S. II. Fellows, of Norwich, has a genuine old pitch-pipe used 100 years ago in New England choirs and singing-schools. It is a rectangular box, made of mahogany, 5j inches long, inches wide, and lj inches thick. At one end is a little mouth piece, and at the opposite end a slide« the size of the interior of the box, which regulates the pitch. Upon the slide are letters ot the scale, and by pulling it out to tlie desired letter and ¡•lowing on the mouthpiece a mellow, flute-like note is produced. It has a range of over an octave.— N. Y. Sun. WIT AND WISDOM. —The more you check a spendthrift the faster he goes. —The great high-road of human wel fare lies along the old highway of stead fast well-doing.— Sm’les. —Tlie man who is good-natured all •lay does more for the race than he who wins a battle.— Petcrsburgh Index-Ap peal. —A wise man— He travel« through life on the pleasantest plan. Who tries to steer clear of Its worries and Jara, Who does for humanity all that he con, And gives up Ids seat to a girl on the cars. —The leading dentists in Russia and Germany are Americans, and they probably have the French and German tongue at their fingers’ ends.— Commer cial Billlclin. —A learned mas must write and speak a long time before he can show his learning to the world. A fool can show his ignorance at the first pop.— N. O. Picayune. — “Maria,” said her father, “William asked me for your hand last night, and I consented.” “Well, pa, that’s the first bill of mine you haven't objected to.—N. Y. Sun. —It tun powerful easy to discriminate In'tween a wise man an' a fanatic. De wise man belongs to your party; de fanatic to de opposishun.— Bro'her Gardner's Observations. —Bays a fashion note: "Monkey muffs are again in favor.” It was certainly time that these musical accompanists were protected from tho rigors of cold weather. — Boston Transcript. —“I say. Fatty,” exclaimed one gamin to hi« fleshy companion, “is it yer mildder wot makes yer so fat?” "Naw, of course it haint!” was the reply. "It's my fodder.”— Whitehall Times. — Mr. 1**1« 1 set- "in your house keeper's journal a couple of lines which I think you ought to ponder, Mrs. Winks. It says, "If you always wish to be poor, scrape kettles with silver spoons." Mrs. Winks Oh! I never do such work! ••I hope not.” "No; I pay a girl to do that'.'— <ynaha World.