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About The Telephone=register. (McMinnville, Or.) 1889-1953 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 12, 1886)
—The most censorious are generally the least judicious; who. having noth ing to recommend themselves, will be finding f.ult with others. No man envies the merit of another who has enough of his own. — Bule of Life. —An Englishman in Madras has by a lucky accident made a photograph of a tiger in the act of seizing its prey. It was only a partial success, however, as he didn't have time to tell the beast to “look pleasant.'’— Boston Post. —Fate of the speller:— CUMULATIVE COURAGE. How a Night Clerk's Astonishing (irew Step by Step. Valor DEPARTMENT CLERKS. Grrat l»lir®r®u<-«® In Fer®«>nat Style® Arnone IHtferent Sets of Employe«. THE VALUE 0E PROMPT ACTION. AGRICULTURAL NOTES. A Columu Devoted to the Intoreite of Farn.art : 1 and Stockmen. “I shall move iniinediatalely upon your works.” was the strong language t J I.enera Gram «1 one of the crises of bls III to. ica career. Such should lie the de Inritth ) of every man and woman who feels himself or herself as-ailed I y some lurking b e to health, amt especially sirong should la the resolution to act if the enemy has al eady intrenched himself in some \ nai part of the system. Consumption, Asthina. Neuralgia, Rheumatism amt kindred ail ments become dangerous only when neg lected. They can all be cured by I om- pound Oxygen if grappled with in proper season. Drs. S tarkkv & l’Ai.KN send a Home Treatment that enables anyone to cure himself at his own home. Send to themat 52»ArchStreet, Philadelphia, I a., for a pamphlet giving testimoni Is. It costs nothing to obtain it. Orders for the Compound Oxygen Home Ireatment 'Ireatment will be tilled by li. II. A. Mathews, Mathew», 615 Powell Street, San Francisco. A ladv was burned to death I York street car by her celluloid il11 plodiugand setting lierdre satir ” ,* * * Rupi'.«; radically cllrJ pile Iunior» and listili»- pJ 5 Speaking of the departments, it is no The bravest man I ever saw in civil About 25,000 cattle will be driven! particulars lb tenta in stamp,. "o’ life was a night clerk in a Kansas City ticeable that there are decided diff< r- Dispensary Medical Associati¿u hotel. About midnight thepoi ter came enees of personal style among the d I- into the Canadian Northwest from the i ; in vexed about something, and strode ferent sets of clerks. The Treasury United States this season. A mathi'inatii tan est m tea A up to the desk, Leaning across the clerks are the least spruce in appear It is claimed that the world's supply chine of one horse power woulii'i1 register he grabbed the clerk by the col ance and most spiritless in manner of of wheat is shortei than the average, 0110,000 watches running. *") lar, and shook him until his diamond all the Government employes. This is and that prices will be higher. “DON’T PAY A BIG PRICEn went out. I thought then the man due in a great measure to the unhealthy Thorough cultivation of corn and po seemed disturbed, and his language im condition of the Treasury building, tatoes often repeated will be found a ■ 65 Cents mediately confirmed my suspicions. which ought to be attended to at once. safe psotection against drouth. Rochester, N. Y„ without urem,,,."! an S and an 1 and an o and a u. with an I al Cheapest anti Rest Weekly la the KM “You miserable little snipe,” he roared. The most independent, nonchalant and the end spell "Su.” |Ht®es. IS col...... us, 16 years old . "Xj nd an e and a y and an e spell “t.” pray what Collect all the windfall apples and 1 “I’ve a mind to come around there and cosmopolitan set of clerks are those ot Dollar you have ou< <-hotce tmn, I is a speller to do? (lillel-ent t'lolli Buiiiidjfol |ur yo,ub'-| stab ye with yer pen, ye sneakin', tale- tho Interior Department, especially cook them for stock and you will Then If also an s and an 1 and a and an h a d Io !«»l Pl>.. and paper one year, uo,. '*« spell “clde,*' tellin', little whelp! If ye wur worth in the Patent-office. They dress as greatly lessen the crop oi codlin moths j I>o»luge, 15c. Extra. 50.ni») book, N There’s nothing much left for • speller to do killin’, I'd break yer dirty neck afore I they please, and act pretty much next season. Among them are: latw Without lawv “fl but to go and uouimit Sionxi-yotdirbed. Uy Cyclopedia; F arm Cyelopedla- Firn"A let go of ye, ye spike-legged son of a as they please, and look happy anti — Chicaao News. An Illinois farmer threshed Stockbrotxler»' Guide; common thief. Waugh!” And so saying he prosperous as a class. There is •= - a «•"> line bushels of oats from twenty-seven j The longest elock pendulum in the try Yard; World Cvclopedt..: ¡Une&J world is at Avignon, France. It is sixiv- leal) Counselor; Boys Lfuotul hurled the clerk under the counter, g them. They esprit de corps amonp NOT AFFECTED BY AGE. threw the ink well down on him, pitohed have jolly times togetl titer of noons. acres, while a neighbor secured sixty seven feet long, anil requires four anil a Yeursl Before the Masi; People, J half seconds to swing througli an area of United States: Universal History , '■', Some old specimens of Royal Bak the register across the room, and sav luncheon and walking through the cor bushels per acre. tions; Popular llislory Civil W lr ib.,1h*£J Set gate and fence corner posts in [ nine and a half feet. Any ONE Isuik and paper, one year .«J ing Powder that had been kept on the agely kicking the chair, in which I sat, ridors. The girls laugh and hum tunes paid, for »1.15 only. Paper alone, ate’ SI front under me, he went out into the water, lime and gravel. This insures EVERYTHING GOES WRONG tion guaranteed on hooka and VV-.n shelf of a grocery store for ten years night, whither I somewhat regretted as they trip along, and the men whistle a solidity and durability that more In the bodily nieehanisin when the liver gets money refunded. and sing extracts from the “Mikado” Reference: Hou 7 were recently tested by Professor that I had not gone some hours before. or exchange stories and jokes. On the than pays extra cost. out of order. Constipation, dyspepsia, contam P arsons . Mayor Itoobealer. SaiuuL,» RURAL llOMECiW of the blood, imperfect assimilation, are Hchedler of New York, for the p irpose But the clerk amazed me. He was on contrary, the post-office department Even Australian wool growers have ination Without Premium, 65c.ayeur! Ho, his feet almost before the irate porter people are a serious folk, and have a certain to ensue. But it is easy to prevent these of measuring the loss of strength they kicked my chair. Defiance burned in trouble. South America is becoming consequences, and remove their cause, by a crushed aspect The department build Dr. Henley’s Ce’ery, Beef and jf,. I had undergone. It was found that his eyes, a little dimly, it is true, but I ing is as still as a cemetery, and no lev a strong rival in wool production, and course of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, w hich Netira giu and Nervous Headache, | the Australians are seeking new mar stimulates the biliary organ and regulates its although the powder had been ex could see that the tire was started. “See ity is allowed in it. A visitor walks see see here,” he said, his voice faint action. The direct result is a disappearance of kets in China and Japan. posed to atmospheric changes during and tremulous with rage. L—1—lookee into the post-office as if be owned it, pains beneath the ribs and through the The milk coming from cows fed on the all this time—for it was not in air here, ni—Mister Trunkslammer, I—1 but the: e is something about the gen blade, the nausea, headaches, yellow post-office that makes him falter wet, swampy lands, wild grasses and shoulder ness of the skin, furred look of tho tongue, and When Bahr w.-w »irk. we "»ve herCaito^ tight cans-—its loss of raising power or don't want you to m—make ®o much eral sour odor of tho breath, which dialacturiz. ■ and stammer at the entrance. The strength was less than one per cent., noise—you’ll—you’ll distnb the guests army and navy clerks are a tine look unwholesome water will make poor, liver complaint. Sound digestion and a regular When .he waa a Child, she cried forCuiwd of body are blessings a so secured by the When she became Mies, she clung tol'ni-J the powder being practically' as good ii nd I I'll get into trouble. Now don’t ing, well-dressed crowd, rather exclu spongy cheese, of offensive odor and habit of this celebrated restorative of health, k ck things around so—s—say, what sive towards strangers, polite, but flavor and difficult to cook or to keep. use as the day it was put up. which imparts a degree of vigor to the body When eho had Children, alio gave lheatnj. which is its best guarantee of safely from This is a most valuable quality in did you do that for? Don’t disturb the withal somewhat abrupt in their Nearly all plant« require more water malarial epidemics. Nerve weakness ami baking potvder, one which few possess. gentleman that way—he’s a guest. I intercourse with them—in fact, there when in bloom than at any other time; over-tension are relieved by it, and it improves Most powders if not used when first say, —. Now look here (louder). I’m is a savor of the martinet about these they require more in a warm tempera both appetite and sleep. __________ made are found to be ineffective. If not going to stand anymore of this.” two departments, as there is about ture than in a cold; more when in a A professional beggar, who recently died In I MAO ‘ Brown's Hronríiialfíni kept even a^few weeks they lose their (Porter goes out of the door.) “Get the correspontling services. The force state of active growth than when at in Rio Janeiro, left a fortune of $260,000. were introduced, and from tliattiniH o’here, you big-mouthed sucker, or in tlie Department of Justice is so small leavening power, become lumpy or out rest. success in Colds Coughs, Asihiu I’ll bounce you in a minute!” (Porter caked, and valueless. This is particu slams the door after him like a cannon.) that it can not be said to have much in A SAD CASE OF POISONING Bronchitis has been unparalleled. Deep tillage of heavy lands is one dividuality in any way. Finally the larly the case with “bread preparations” “Shut that door (forte) you white-liv the surest safeguards against drouth is that of a-y nun or woman afflicted or baking powders made from phos ered coyote or I’ll cut your heart out State Department furnishes us with per for it constitutes provision for storing with disease or derangement of the liver, resulting in poisonous accmnalations in fect specimens of the aristocratic genus phates. before you can squeak! Git!” jumping clerk. The clerks of this department moisture in the place where it is most the blood, scrofulous affections, sick- A QUESTION ABOd This superior keeping quality in the over the counter and hastening slowly have no intercourse with the clerks of readily available for the support of headaches, and diseases of the kidneys, Browns Im lungs or heart. These troubles can be “Royal” arises from the extraordinary toward the door. “Git! and be lively other departments. They are far re cured only by going to the primary eau-e, care in its manufacture, ami the about it if you don't want a hole kicked moved above the vulgar herd. All of plants. Keep the stock improving, always and putting the liver in a healthy con scientific principle« employed in its clear through you! Come back here!” them are “dudes” of the most exquisite Bitters dition. To accomplish this r suit speedily combination. The articles used in its he howled, his h ind upon the door brand. Not one of them would think bearing in mind that any falling off in and effectually nothing has proved its If composition are thoroughly dried by | knob. “Come back here, and I'll mop of such a thing as wearing a turned- condition can only be recovered by so efficacious as Dr. Pierce’s * Golden ANSWERED. heat before being compounded, and up the lloor with you! die’s gone,” he down collar. If questions are address double the expense and labor required Medical Discovery,” which has never The qneHtion hao probably boon a«ked thoasJ failed to do the work claimed for it, and added, softly opening the uoor and to keep them in healthy and growing of times. "HfHY can Brown's Iron Bitters cun««J are so prepared and coated as to pre looking cautiously down the dark, de ed to them by ind screet and presumpt uever will._______ _______ tiling?” Well, it doesn't. Bui it decH cure any vent the action of the acid upon the serted street. "'’There he goes, streak uous outsiders, they are replied to with condition. for which a reputable physician would prawnj|^fi Physicians recognize Iron as the best mtenu It is stated that the New York dairy The Mikado has ordered the English agent alkali permaturely, or except under ing it down the street like a scared dog. icy politeness, but under no circum known to the profession, and inquir, old language taught in the public schools in l.t.iding chemical firm will subbtuntiate tiioaswni the influence of heat or water neces What made you let him kick you that stances is any information given.— men are favorable to the substitution Japan- that there are more preparations of iron than of 3 Washington Cor. to Philadelphia Tele of sheep for cows, believing that in sarily used in cooking or baking. other substance used in medicine This shows tJ way?” he said to me, in haughty scorn. clusively that iron is acknowledged to be thus _____ ______ DROPSY. producing choice mutton anil lambs The Royal Baking Powder is now “Why didn’t you shoot the dirty dog? graph. important factor in successful medical practice tn however, a remarkable fact, that prior tn tha ,ii»J DR. FLINT’S HEART REMEDY, rap- used extensively' in Australia, Africa, I'd a-done it, if he'd a come within they will derive larger profits than eryof BROWN’S IRON IHTTEIWnoperi THE FIJI ISLANDS. I idly remove» the effusion in cases of drop ly satisfactory iron combination hud ever been W and otliei low latitudes, where it has reach of me.” And with a lofty scorn from milk. sy, which is due in most cases to some dis been found to be the only baking j of my miserable cowardice, the indig Reverent Devoutness of People Who Prac Clean up in the fence corners, rake ease of the heart or general circulation. BROWN’S IRON BIBERSt« or produoe constipal ion—all otlirrh® powder that will withstand the hot, nant clerk gave me a room dose under ticed Can ni balls in a Few Years Aj><>. up the weeds and burn all the rubbish At a’l druggists- <51 50. Descriptive hsadache, iiii'dictllcKdo. Il It IIIV.VS IKON UlTTft treatise with each bottle; or address J. J. moist atmosphere without deterior the roof, with a camp bed, no chair, a My first impressions of the South Sea and refuse that can be collected, and Mack "urea I udlgt-HlIon, flilimi.m'nn, Wnkm & Co®, S. F. _ tin wash-basin, one towel and a piece of l.'.-.spt'pslll, tfnlurhi, Chill, nnd Ft", ation. indestructible Hint soap in it. And as I Isles were derived from Fiji, which in in so doing many vile weed seeds will Tired Fcelliig.Gcnoriil Debility,Paint TWENTY-FOUR HOURS TO LIVE. be destroyed and harboring places for 1876 had, by its own voluntary deed, Side, Backorl.imbs.IlcHdnehi-andNHrt followed the bell boy to my apartments From John Kuhn, Lafayette, Ind®, who gin—lor all tluwe ailment® Iron 1» urwaftnl U — The bent of the young American the clerk looked pityingly after me, and become a British colony. Though it vermin prevented. announces that he is now in “perfect mind was strongly illustrated in the 1 heard him Say to himself: “Gad. but may seem inexcusable that a member BROWN ’S IRON BITTERS, Horses ought to have as great com hea th ” we have the following: “One year minute. Like all other thorough m«dicinee itu Si. Louis high school, where the achol 1 do hate a coward!”— Burdette, in of the Govern r’s household should not fort in the stable as it is possible to ago I was to ail appearance, in the last Elowly When taken by m^n the firnt symptcsn ara were directed to prepare a list of Br. oklyn Eagle. . have been better informed on such a give them. Do not construct stables stages ot Consumption. Our best phy benent is renewed energy. Tim muRclefithenbet« hriner, the digestion improve«», thebowrisareut» sicians gave my case up. I finally got so ------------ m| the live greatest journalists dead and In <ro»neH the effect is usually more rapid and ravU subject, I confess to having been im carelessly. Look to the comfort of the low that our doctor said I could not live The eyes begin at once to brighten; the ekin .1« the five greatest living. The boys PAY OR PASS. up; healthy color comes to the cheeks; nervonas twenty-four hours. My friends then pur mensely astonished when my very un animals in every particular in the mat wero nearly unanimous in heading functional derangements becomertfr chased a bottle of DR. WM. HALL’S BAL disappear«; delined and misty notions about our lar. and if a nursing mother, abundant snstenw A Railroad Presidont*N Success as an ter of construction. their lists of greatest living journalists UJ.HUPPhod for the child. Remember Brown’»!» SAM FOR TH K LUNGS, which benefited cannibal and heathen fellow-subjects Nti'uctor of Conductor^. ONLY iron medicine that is nd> with the name of a well known base Poultry farming doesn’t take a great me. I continued until I took nine bott les. Bitters is 1 the ‘hyticiana ami Druyyisla rr.comnun4.il. There is a general interchange ot were suddenly dispelled by a quiet deal of land, but with good manage I am now in perfect health, having used junous. ball reporter.— St. Louis Bost. Tho Genuine has Trade Mark and crewed rod'.a comment from a fellow-passenger no other medicine.” —A correspondent of a San Francis passes among railroad men, ami the on wrapper. TAKE NO OTHER. ment the harvest comesevery day,and, co society paper declares that in m-.tk- president and vice president of the Penn (superintendent of the Wesleyan Mis though it is small, its multiplication by New York’s aqueduct will cost about 8NELL, HEIT8HU & W00DAPA sion.) He said, “ I think you will find WholeaalelAgente. Portland.Ot a call Im never knows what to do with sylvania railroad have passes all over that the Fijians are not altogether all the days of the year makes a sum S 10,000,000. his hands and feet, and asks advice on the country. President Roberts is a ignorant; they already have some that compares favorably with more What can he more disagreeable more the subject. The shrewdly julging and chapels.” On further in pretentious ventures. disgusting, than to sit in a room with editor thereupon suggests that ho tako very strict man. One very stormy day schools quiry I learned that “ some meant nine a person who is troubled with catarrh, his hat with the former and his depart in winter he got on the New York di hundred chapels and one thousand, Ivy or any vine that runs perpen and has to keep coughing and clearing his ure with the latter. If all writers on vision and took a seat in the middle four schools, built by the dicularly up a tree does not injure it, or her throat, of the mucus which drops etiquette were as practical as this one ear. The conductor knew him, as we people hundrqji it? Such persons are always to be —VIA — themselves, at every village in unless branches from tlie vine extend into they would not be the useless pels >ns all do, and when he passed him the the isles, if they fry to cure themselves and and taught by carefully along the branches, and, by its mass pitied tiie president simply nodded. It was a fail. But if they get Dr. Sage’s Catarrh they are now. — San Franciscan. trained native ministers and teachers. of leaves, smother the leaves of the Remedy there need be no failure. —Mr. John Rogers, of Mansfield, catch, and Roberts was only trying to During a residence of two years in tree. Vines like wistaria, that coil see if his man would break the rules Mass., had a throat gargle compounded the Fijian Archipelago I had occasion to around a trunk, do injure trees. A dozen defaulters have stolen 83,600,. ant! not make him show his pass. The at a druggist's the other day. W h n 000 from Philadelphians during the past visit a large number of these villages as —TO— Better dispose of honey as it comes five years. carrying it home tlm bottle exploded, conductor fell into the trap. When he a guest in the house of the teacher or the and everything that the compound passed through the train again Roberts chief. I lived in the midst of kindiv in, at a fair price, than wait for better touched was burned. It turned on’ that arose from his seat, and, tapping him courteous people; I marked the reverent market and run all sorts of risks of RESEMBLING A SWEETMEAT. the clerk had used aquafortis instead of on the shoulder, said- By, the occasional me of HAMBURG devoutness of their lives, the simple losing or injuring the honey. Keep I* IGS, “ See hero, you have not scon my which is less like a medicine than a aqua pura, or pure water, and that the AND RETURN, earnestness of their bearing at their ing the market full of old stock does sweetmeat, the bowels ana liver can be aquafortis, in composition with gly pass.” much to destroy the demand for any never-failing morning and evening fam kept in perfe t condition, and attacks of “ No sir," faltered the conductor, cerine in the prescription, mnd<> s >nm- ily worship and frequent church ser kind of honey. constipation, indigestion, piles and sick- AND ALL POINTS EAS! “but—but I know who you are.” thing about like nitro-glycerine. headaehe | revented. 25 cents. At all vices: and I found it hard to believe the “ That makes no difference, ” retorted Boston Journal. Tl’HMI'N A UOOD CHOI*. druggists. J. J. Mack & Co., proprietors, Jt-VVus ever a comforting thought ex Robei ts, with a frown, “the rules are facts related to me by reliable eye b. r. Round Trip, First Class, pressed more delicately than by a made to be obeyed, ami not to be witnesses of the appalling scenes of Turnips are grown at a small cost, N,°rth Carolina” Plug Cut is cheery girl, who said to one who was broken. The rules laid down for your carnage, lighting human sacrifices, and those who have planted a crop, as TRAIN WILL LEil sail over the falling leaves: “Just guidance say that any passenger who most debasing idolatry and loathsome we recommend, will find that they the boss Smoking Tobai-co. It is kept bv EXCURSION J Part land Frltlay. October IStkl think ho* much more room it gives lias neither ticket nor a pass must pay cannibal feasts, which five,¡ten or fifteen have benefited themselves and their every first-class dealer in town. from all other points to connect on sp yon to see the beautiful blue sky be les fare or else you must eject him from years previously had formed the inci stock by so doing. We admit all that 25c. buys a pair of I,yon’s Patent Heel schedule time. Tickets on sale at all Coupon Ticket OU« dents of daily life in districts where yond.” True oí other things besides the train.” Stiffeners ; makes a boot orshoe last twice the Northern Pacific and O. 11. & N. Cot* “I know it,” replied the conductor, now English ladies and their children has been said against turnips, that as long. leaves — Chicago Blanda rd. Friday, October 15th, good for return tn) they are composed largely of water, may travel or even settle in perfect se days from dale of sale —Á few days ago while a party of "but curity. and that the amount of nutrition in | Dr. Henley s Ce'eiy. Beef and Iron cures For full informal ion apply to any Ticket A« “No ‘buts.’ Now you may go.” Italian railroad laborers were passing Northern Pacific and O. It. & N. Co.. or“ I spent one Christmas in a village the crop is small compared with grain. ■ Dyspepsia and Indigestion. "I haven't seen yer passyet, though,” through Winchester. Can., one of A. D. CHARLTON. where two years previously terrible But turnips produce largely, and grow demurely remarked the ticket puncher, pern undertook to rob a hen roost. Gen’l Western Pass. Ag* scenes of cannibalism had been enacted so quickly as to cost but very little. Relief is immediate and a cure sure. wishing to demonstrate tlie thorough The owner ordered him off the prem by the very people who now received us We do not claim that if turnips are j 1 iso a Remedy for Catarrh. 50 cents. No. 2 Washington St., Portland, Ort? ises, but the Italian drew a dirk and ad ness of the lesson. so kindly, and assembled in a church made the principal portion of the ra Go to Towne & Moore when in Portland “ That ’ s right, ” replied Roberts, ap vanced. Whereupon tlm Canadian, just built by themselves. Several years who was carrying a gun. shot the Ital provingly, "make no difference be have passed since then, and no symp tion they can be used in place of grain . tor best Photographic and Crayon work. tween the president of the road and the ian dead. toms of any relapse have been shown by or more concentrated food. No one 1 T ry G krmka for breakfast. poon st passenger.” would attempt to winter stock on tur “He reached in his inside coat pocket any tribe in the Fijian group.— Good nips alone, but in that respect those: FORTUNE S FAVORS. and then into his vest pockets. His Hords. ------ who do not grow them take a mistaken face grew red and he fumbled around I oW^ rqy Lincoln’s Oath of Allegiance. view of them. Turnips should be used Madame I^coite and Henry Beichitett -r win his hip pockets. The conductor grinned. Restoration Priiea in the Louisiana State lottery. Roberts sallow complexion grew paler General Wintield Scott, when a young as an addition to the food, not as a Slliridfl to neglect any of the many to Health then redder, lie went through his man. was stationed at Fort Snelling— specialty. They may not contain ^J^uUlblUU of heart disease, though many^ Luck is no respecter of persons, ns and p<H-kets again, but no passes. The con at that day perhaps the remotest mili those elements in excess that are de d BpaUty from ignorance. Read Dr. Flint's treatise onB" two one-fifth tickets of The Ixiuisiitna ductor's smile grew more expansive. sired in food, but they contain them Disease, and if you have any symptoms there»' tary outpost in the country. When the to the forth, take D r . F lint ’ s H eart R emed T. “ Humph!" exclaimed the President. in a form in which such material can State Lottery, which commanded an “Singular! Just stop as you pass this Black-Hawk war was begun some Il not be secured in any other manner. U ticuf ^A v equal proportion of the $25,000 prize wav Sfifl SinknrQQ ,)R - F lint ' s H eart RIMI’J» linois militia companies proffered their The very water which is objectionable again.” medicine which has , r R em foies " particularly efficacious at the last August drawing of the in cases of Searsi<’lro* The conductor stopped, and the pres services. Two Lieutenants were sent by in the succulent turnip is a solvent of t at once stops the terrible vomiting, thronM Louisiana State Isittery, sold in this ident drylv handl'd him a five-dollar Scott to Dixon. Ill., to muster the new that matter which is desirable, and the temples, and enables the patient to secuW^ soldiers. One of the Lieutenants was a city, one it'll to a butcher’s apprentice bill and told him to take out tlu- fare. very fashionable young man, of ea«v which, in combination in the turnip, CCl™ccKASnRKM,Jm1‘"e Hu",ora CU”d b>- & He bail left his lx>ok of passes at his of Safe and Sure, K:, in South San Francisco,and the other fice.- Newark (A’. J.) Cull. manners and affable disposition; the is more easily digested and appropri tlammati.fn of the bladder, characterize! by F to the wife of a keeperof a well-known other was equally pleasant but extremely ated than when dried. An apple is behind and above the pubic bone, and frequentu* modest. On the morning when the mus composed largely of Witter, but all CAVSE d PO,8OUOU8 elemento- «“d removes the to pass water. rotiserie (a cook house) in l’ine street, Too Soft a Snap. ter was to take place, a tall, gawky, know there is a difference in apples the former in humble circumstances, A grocer in an Indiana town who or slab-sided, homely young man, dressed containing water and those that have Lake it in Time, and the latter on the road to affluence. count -nance is anxious, and who is subject to n Henry Reiehstetter is the son of Gott- <1 red his goods from Chicago, was in n -nit of blue jeans, presented him been dried and then soaked. And so of faintness, is liable to sud.len death from * leib Reiehstetter, a slaughterer, em ch larged by an Indianapolis drummer self to the Lieutenants as the Captain of with turnips. They may, in fact, con d sease. Let him take D r . F lint s H ea * t before it is too late. ployed by Miller A Lux. The young with want of patriotism in not patron the recruits and wa- duly sworn in. The tain much water, but in that juicy, homely'voting man was Abraham Lin man is but 18 years of age, and is of izing home institution«. succulent condition they act as a cor D r - F lint ’ s H eart "Will you give me ninety days cretl- coln. I he bashful Lieutenant was he rective to the bowels, increase the ap the best remedies known f,,r ‘ honest and sturdy character. In this who afterward tired the lir-t gun from ache, which is often dependent upon petite and promote health, making a instance Cupid and the tickle goddess it?" asked the grocer. heart, sometimes upon nervous disease, W* Fort Sumpter, Major Anderson. The “Ot course.' times upon derangement of the circulation. desirable change from the dry hxxl oi joined purposes, for Reiehstetter had ••And then extend me thirty days other Lieutenant, who administered the winter, the proof of which is the read iteen paying ardent attention to a further? oath, was in after years the President of ” b - F co l , xt »*" WUIHUIOIU.I m , ,^ D usea ,iru w |xiu „, to e. * . lovely Teutonic maiden, and only his ’S 1 perfect health * Convulsion' tho Confederate States, Jefferson Dai is. iness with which they are accepted by NATURE "Perhaps. ” CURE FOR pro|>er use of the medicine will prevent t»» stock. — Farmer and Stockman. pecuniary future delayed their union. ’ Cincinnati Enquirer. "And if I fail will you compromise for eurrence, either in children or adults. *eur®, or the ll .weu All Butchertown may be expected to i- ghtecn cents on the dollar and help Con .lb »•<< The pain-lianiaher is a name applied to put on its most jocular aap«*et of ex me la-at all other creditors? That's Ofiliriun d , l fuxt ’" h « a « t —A pair of native sparrows marched i TARRANT’S Ul11 IHI sriven in of delirium. St. Jacob s Off, bjr the millions who have ultation when the hopeful event actu- I wiiat mt Chicago house is doing for up to the very cannon s mouth at Fort Iteen cured of rheumatism and neuralgia EFFERVESCENT nLTIE3 exci.e«l brain, and by securing rest L'r tbet promotes the restoration of health. ally occurs. mt', and about every third order they W illett and built their little nest ins de by its use. APER1EMT vntt CURE CONSTTP*. Da F ust ' s H“’’? Madame Lacoste is the other prize throw hi a dozen lied cords or a dollar of it. The gun was loaded, and the R LAI >A HE, A Philadelphia widow offered a man & Double Influence nhih ««•''JT ___________ zdt is a nadido» winner. This was her first lottery clock M a free gift— lluW Street News. bold intruders might have fared badly $5tw AND DYSPEPSIA cure , wMoTNeuniria to murder another man w hose atten- '■■ire | „I.i h oth.rrJJ • had not their presence been discov lious annoyed her. tho b'”'“D't have failed to reach, as it exercise. » ticket, and she was overjoyed to learn ---- -- .csv« w ream, as is exercise» ■ i", h'”' of i0"4® <« — San Francisco papers indignantly ered iiefore the discharge of the gun cnee, in one case over the circulation, b ®“ t« ‘ )on to gijoy thvir food of her venturi'. The epicurean Frank, , It reduce« »ever, l ool, the other over the nerves. nt the popular belief that "Frists»,’’ The proprietor of the Great Western her husband, is reticent, but confesses disci# Blood, is niTalnablc in p? 4 At druprist«. «1.50, Descriptive tn»“» instead of the full name “San Francis Poultry Yard, Mr. James K. Goodkey St. Anent the passage of the Niaga- and lulhmnmr.wy Dt«ev,., that she has placed $5,000 in his hands co," is used by Californians. They sat each bottle; or address by Graham, it is suggest .si that Lotiia, Alo- is enthusiastic in hin praiw of to la* invested so as to yield the great- that the only people « ho use it are those rapid* Red Star Co igh Cure, which cured him he invent some contrivance which will after all other remedies failed. He savs it J. J. MACK a co., est amount of steady revenue.— San I who come from the Fast, and think it ii enable AND *h persons to shoot the Wall street neither constipates the bowels, nor causes 0 and II Front St., San Francisco-^, /VwaciJNX* (Cal.) Chronicle, Aug. 31. a "disgustiug term.” wbir'uool without barm. -N T Bail. sick headache. St. Paul, Minneapolis ami Dil L DR. FLINT’S HEART REMED CONSTIPATION, i Sick-Headache, DTSPEPSItte^&S »• P. M. u. No. H8.-H. r. N. Ü. I* 4