The Oregon register., January 20, 1888, Image 3

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THE
last laugh .
THE
BRUSH
TURKtY
. The Pulque Pronina or Hatchln, Adopted
of tbs Ooagrsgatloa. Tka Wis-
by Tide lutolllgeut Bird.
at the lanooenu.
“All Urda hatoh their egga *' Zool­
fljoining *n out-of-the-way, but
,iie summer retort, ia a little
I in which religious rerviees an
occasionally, aa clergymen cun
obtained, during the pleasure
A. P. Fosa mw a live chicken floating
and strugRliiur In the canal at Suncook,
N. H., and pulled It out. Attached to*1ts
leg was a pl kerel weighing over two
pounds, which had grabbed tbe chicken',
lag lu such a way thatMt could not lei go.
WHITMAH 001X10«.
Z
College and Scientific Conraea, Normal
Course, College Preparatory Course, Busi-
The venerable bene­
ness Course, Conservatory of Music, Mod­
factor of mankind,
ern Lsiiguagw, Aru, Board ng Depart­
intent upon hh good
ment. MprlMgTerwateeglws.Vlaroh
», ItMB. Has two good buidinxa. Twelve
works, in known m
1U0 1SB.DIATH BOLJ.
ieacheru. Library and apparatus. For
we see him here.
Which the bills of mortally of say lance olty Catalogue or admission, address: A. X»
His familiar face and
may be fltly deaisnatedKo“1 Xou wiU dud that A ndxiuon , President, Walla Walla, W.T. form ^MTe become a trade mark, and the
reoal and veelusl maladies, that la lo say.
good he has done is Illustrated in the follow*
those that affeol the kidneys or bladder, hare
lug marvelous instance. Jan. 17, 1883,
a remarkable prominence we had almost
George C. Osgood A Co., druggi-fts, IxjweM,
said-preponderance.
Briabt'e disease end
Mas*., wrote: “Mr. Lewis Dei mix, No. 1»
diabetes tn the ohronlo staae are rarely ita timely use
Moody st., desires to recommend 8t. Jacobs
cured, and gravel, catarrh of the bladder been pennae
Oil to any afflicted with rheumatism, and
and euureeu, slay many.
Yet at the send —
oula-t. when the trouble merely amounts to yeur readers
desires especially to say that Orrin Robinson,
Inactivity of the organa involved, the danger Md mo that
of Grantville, Maas., a boy of 12 years, oine
may be mi IItied by that ideaaant renal touic
and dluretio. Hoeletter'a btomaub Bllleie.wulch >>A.8L0QUM.
heart Bt. New York to his house in th* hu / mimc vf 1881 walking
Imparts lhe requisite anmunt uf tone lo the
upon crutches, his left leg having been bent
organs, without over-exciting them, and the
use of which 1« convenient, and involves no ’•Beet, caaltot to use and cheapeat Pino’. at the kifee for over two month* add could
elaborate preparation. Ilyepep la. a usual con- Remedy for Catarrh. By dru^giata. toe. not be bent back. He could not walk upon
oamitant of renal complaints, and debility,
it. .Mr. I tennis had some St. Jacobs Oil in
which they Invailably p educe, are remedied
Jay Gould's income is $1,000 an hour.
the house and gave it to him to rub orulua
by It. So also are oonanpatton, tnalailal, rheu-
rnailo and nervous ailments.
knee. In six days he l^ad m> use for Ida
No trouble to swallow Dr. Pierro's crutches and went bqpio’well without them,
The color of the Jelly is spoiled by being Pellets.-
and he has been well «niceSt. Jaiobs Oil cured
boiled too long.
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” In July. 1887, Inquiry was made of the
Ten common-sized eggs weigh a pound. him.
Messrs. Osgood to aat^rtuin the condition of
OYaBrWOBKKD W0MIM.
tlie little cripple, which brought the follow­
For
iongha
Ailhma,
and ing res|x.»use : “Lowell, Mass.. July 0, 1887.—
For "worn-out," “run down," debilitated
school teachers, milliner», seam.tnMaeH, Throat lkloordero, use “Brown'a The poor cripple on crutches, Orrin Robin­
Bronchial
Trochea."
housekeepers and over worked women
son, cured by St. Jacobs Oil in 1881, lias re­
get erally. Dr. Fterce's Favorite Prescrip­
mained cured. The young man has been
tion Is the best of all reeterstive toiiiea. it ■ U nitarian religion, literature rant free oc tpDiim and is now at work every day at manual
to Mira E. F. LMviaon. P.O. Drawer KO. PurthndQ
is not a “Cure-all,*' but admirably lulflllira Uon
* mhington oorrrapuntJeuU ado. Mira M DeVoe, Beettie labor. Dr. George C. Osgood, M. D.” No
»ingleiiesa of purpose, being a most potent
other remedy can make the same showing.
Spec! o for all those Chronic Weaknesses
T ky G ermea for breakfast.
and Di ea>es peculiar to women. It la a
The Oregon National Bank,
powerful, general aa well as uterine, tonic
’. Squirrel and Gopher Katerini­
or roRTLAsn.
»nd Snervfne, and imparts vigor and na Wakelee
tor Try it, and prove the liest la the
st et&th to the wbntoqystem. It promptly
cheapes-.
Wakelee
&
Co..
San
Francisco.
cures weakness of stomach. Indigestion,
bloating, weak back, nervolis prostration,
debility and sleepl- ssness in either sex.
Favorite Prescription 1» sold by druggists
under our pomtive guarantee. See wrap­
X
per around bottle, ■"riceSil.no is bot­
ogy knows very few exceptions to this
rule, and all hough old works on nat­
ural history slates that the stin relieves
the ostrich of thia Wtity, it is now
known that she attends to the work
most conscientiously.. Only the .cuckoo
succeeds in shirking this business en­
viiiting divine consented to preach tirely, leaving her little ones to the
^bbatb last summer, and, notice ineroy of kind-hearted little singer«
Besftlos this bird, we may mention the
g given, quite a congregation of
brush turkey as one which does not
guests and resident neighbors hatchite eggs, but it is more c.msolen-
ublad. In opening the services lious about the matter than the cuckoo.
preacher suggested that, aa the The brush turkey (Talegallua lathami)
was provided with no musioal Is a powerful bird, attaining a vise of
ueut, perhapt some one present about thirty-oue inched, anil can be
etart a hymn, in which the con- recognized by its powerful build,
>n could join. A brief pause rather
long neck,
head,
laixe
and then the oongregrlion -hsip bent
beak,
feet,
strong
uvulsed at bearing an old laxly and short, ronnded wings, 'J he scnr-
up, in a cracked voice,
let
of
neok
the
featherless
“Believing we rejoice
and
the
yellow : pouch
de-
To see the cuss removed."
pendent
therefrom
stand
out
no oue “joined iu," the old lady in decided contrast to the brown
not proceed far with the hymn, plumage. The home of the, brushtur­
m awkward contretemps seemed key is in the thick forests of Australia.
inent. The clergyman was quick- At mating time (in iho spring) the
, however, and turned the ludi-
male develops a surprising amount of
incident to good account. He
activity and indudry. He picks hut a
ly arose and annoanced aa his
sheltered spot for a nest, and then goes
tbe words, "Believing we rejoice,”
to work to build a liioun'. With his
wliioh he preached an excellent
strong f< et lie throws a quantity of
„on, one that under the peculiar
leaves, fibers of wood, siniill twigh, dry
umstaiices, made a deep impression,
be old lady will probably never gruss, etc., into aheap behind him. and
this forme the center of a large circle,
w wby she caused suoli a senna
She lived in the neighborhood, the periphery of which soon ap|M>iu*s tle. or six bottles for w5.o<>.
being accustomed to the pronun- periodic clean; and u mound about-a
A-large treatise on Di-eases of Women,
The Van Monciscar
on “cuss” fer “curse,” sang it that yard uni a half high is built. While profusely Illustrated with colored plates
and
numerous
wood
cuts,
sent
for
ten
DISPENSARY.
other birds go at once to their newly
cents In slumps.
VOB2LA.ND. OB.
omespun people often run counter prepared homes and begin to lay their
Address W orld ’ s D ispensary M edical
me of the common customs, or •ggs, the brush turkey pursue! a i en­ A ssociation , t) 3 Main Sc., Buffalo, N. Y.
e-worn prejudices of society, and tirely d.ffcfont course. 'lhe wise creat­
Put very little lard In your.bread if you
laughed at. .Sometimes they arc ure waits Several weeks until the fer-
inouta.iou anil decomposition of the wish it to be white.
t, and society is wrong.
ben new and valuable ideas are i vegetable matter in the heap has
‘ CHR01IC COUGHS AND COLDS.
ALL’S PULMONARY
lved in tlie progress of tlie world’s generated a heat of about 104 <leg* All diseases of the Throat and Lungs can be
cured
by
the
use
of
Seott
’
r*
Kmulaiou.
as
It
gbt, those who first believe iu F., the temperature required foreilhi-r
contains the healing virtues oi Cod Liver Oil
are often subjected to ridicule.1 mitnrnt or artificial hatching of eggs. and Hypophosphites In thek fullest form. Is a
t it is those who believe who have: It Ts woiiityrfui to see wlUi— wh at cur- beautiful creamy Emulsion, palatable as milk,
easily digested, and cartbetakenbythemost
taiirty the birds determine* up >n the delicate.
ion to rejoice.
Please read: ‘‘1 consider Scott s
r. A. Way is n prominent farmer proper time. The mail often mounts Emulsion the remedy par*excellence in Tuber­
culous
snd
Strumous
Affections, to say nothing
Ksvasino, N. Y., who was prostrated tlie nest to examine it, scrape off a lit­ of ordinary cold# and throat
troubles.” -W. K. 8.
h kidney dj^ase, and reached a tle here and a little there, and then C onnell . M. D„ Manchester, O.
PEOPLE’S DISPENSARY
nt where “the doctor said he had covers the places over again piirefully.
—ABD—
THE
"OLD
HELIABLI."
ail he could.” Feb. 23d, 1833, he When lie finds that the temporalure
Wallowa Chieftain, Joseph. Or., Oot. 17, ’87.
rf, “As a last resort I began the oftho mass ts what it should be. Im
W b have used in this office for the past
of Warner’s safe cure, and to-day digs numerous holes aliout the axis of eighteen months one of ycur t>kt Reliable **
-» . .
*
1 bile, hearty apd happy.” Octo- the mound, and 111 each one of these liixifi job presses. For strength, motion,
in Fourth 8L. both Morrtoon and Yamhill.
Portland, Oregon.
13th,J887, he again writes, "If -it holes tile female dr >ps an egg with the ease of running and tot gene al good work
we have never seen a press superior to it.
ADVICE ANO MEDICINE »1.00.
d pot been for your wonderful dir- b lint, en I up After the male has Can cheerfully recommend it to the trade.
very of Warner's safe cure, I should closed these holes both biMs go away,
.....Yours truly,
F. M. M c C ully .
ve been in my grave to-day. I am, the male only returning from time to
all appearances as iree from any time to regulate tlie heat, covering the i Soft butter the site of an egg weighs
ble of tbe kidneys as any man eggs more or leks, according to the one ounce.
________
ing. Tbe doctor who doctored nn^
moisture and teiui'eratu-re of the .ate • Dr. Pierce’» ¿‘Favorite Prescription* is
said I must die, has since dieir mospliere. After about three weeks not extolled as a “cure-all,“ but admirably
Bright’s disease I”
the young are hatched. They su e en­ fulfills a singleness of purpose, be*ng a
most potent specific in those chronic w eak-
The honest old farmer was doubt 1. aa
tirely covered with feathers, their nesses peculiar io women.
ided and laughed at by the medical
wings ‘are well develop’d, and they
n, and many of hie friends, when
One pint of coffee A sugar wel hs twelve
seem as strong ns <»ur do nestle chick­
announced his determination to
ens. The whole process reminds one ounces.
Warner’s safe cure, a proprietary
of the development of the butterfly, THK PBX81DX<T OF THE NLW YORK
icine; but be is alive and well to-
STATE SENATE
which ia able to fly soon after leaving
y, while the physician who laughed
OFFEB BO. ITS.
the chrysalis.
After about twelve
For expediting legislative business, Ed­
.
J/ SHOTGUN_CARTRIDGES
him ia dead.
FREE! — To M erchants O nly : An
The wise old fanner has tbe last hours the vouug brush turkeys appear mund L. Pitta, the President of the New elegant si I ver-plat ed Water Pi tcher, frosted
York
State
Senate,
stands
almost
without
merry amt active, wandering about
and richly curved: height. 13 inches. Ad­ BUELL LAMBERSON, Can'l Agent.
gh!
'
-
7 ■♦wrk
FwrtlNwil. Or.
with their parents, but ill lhe after­ a peer. Such a placA as he holds i» a most, dress at once. R. W. T anbill & Co., 86
—Education is the leaning or nunran noon they are buried in the nest again tryfw one and requires great powers of | State Street. Cbicaoo.
Thia BKLT nr Regenerator ta
made axpr«Mly for tbe cure of
nls to what ia best, and making what by their careful father. () i the third endVance. One of Mr. Pitts* ablest sup­
ddraagemeDia of tbe generative
organs. The eoutiaueue stream
STEINWAY,
best out of theni^sifuski».
erRLKCTRlClTY peimeatlng
day they are able to fly. and after that porters will be seen iu bis letter given
through the part« must restore
—Every part of the soul, if it comes are perfectly Independent. Their pro­ below:
them to healthy action. Do not
S tate of N ew Y ork , S enate C hamber , Kastarn prioea.
confound thiaalth Klectrlo Bsltt
M.
GRAY
CO.
any largeness, or any strength, goes ceas of hatching has been rejioatedly
advertised to cure al 1 ill* from
A lbany . March 1 , 188 .■
m Poet street Ban Franotsoo.
head to toe. It la for the OMR
rough discipline— E’mer.ton.
I have used Allcock's Porous Plasters in
carried out by brush turkeys in cap­
To SB a Day. Samples worth $1.50, FREE.
—The strength of the church lies not tivity, ns, for instance, in the Berlin my family for the past five years, and can
formation, address Cheever Rloo-
Lines not under the horses feet. Write Barw-
truthfull) say they are a valuable remedy
trlc Be't Co., 103 Washington
tlie oratory of the pulpit, but in the Z »ologic.il Garden, when they formed and effect great cures. I would not be
btkr ’ b S afktt R bin H oldkr Co.,Holly,Mich.
Street, Chlaaja. lit
—
—
—
A
—
—
sw
torv nf the cltrae^.— Simraeoa.
without
them.
I
have
in
several
instan'
es
the center of attraction for friends
given
some
to
TrTends
suffyrfng
with
weak
ROUdlNUOUd
bJNS.
and students of zoology.— Deutache and lame backs, and they have invariably
TE SHIPWRECKS .OFF CAPE
Ulualrirte Zeitung.
afforded certain and speedy relief. They ! How We Are Stripping Bare the Continent
HORN-
When 1 say cure I do not mean merely to atop them
With More Greed Than Sense.
cannot be too highly commended.
for a time and then have them return again.__ I r
Extract of letter from David James
_______
E dmund L. P itts .
—Th« Bishop of Victoria (Hong
The eountrv has everything to gain radical cure. 1 have made the dieease of FITS,
EP8Y
or FALLING S1CKNE88 • life-long atn
te mafter) of the bark Colorado of Kong) in a rileent visit to tlie prov­
Oaiuellbie improve« and preserve« the oomplexion.
and nothing to lose by the ceasing to warrant my remedy to cure the worst ea**. B*
Dtbers have failed hi no reaeon for not now recoi
asgow—“Having lost our ahip on ince of Fnkii'a continued nine hun­
I depend on foreign markets for its cure, bend at once for a treatise and a F pm
my infallible remedy. Give Expr*«*« and Powt <
i bread-stuffs. The first effect of that irt
ten ¡aland, on the Sth of July last, dred and sixteen converts. The Rev.
H Q. ROOT. M. <5.. 183 Pen rl
New y
I dependence has been a method of
having saved neither effects nor Mr. Wolfe, of the Christian Missionary
society in that province, reports 2.300
SKIN & SCALP ' farming wjiich is utterly wasteful—
visions, we were then compelled to
iiquirers and applicants for baptism in
| mere land-butchery in fact. The wheat*
CLEANSED
vel over tbe island for ten days, sub­ connection with his wor. —United
! producing lands of the West have been
PURIFIED
ting on nothing but shellfish and sea Treabiiterian.
to a great extent impoverished and in
. On tbe 19ih of July we came
—A candidate for priest’s orders
and BEAUTIFIED | some cases exhausted by raising the
rose another shipwrecked party of preaching h:s extempore trial sermon
i Name crop year after year, and sendings
enleen, the surviving part of tbe' before Bishop Tait anil Dean Stanley,
Q uticura . . , away the produce over land and sea.
w of lhe British Bhip Dunskeig of in his nervousness liegan stammering:
OR CLEAN8ING. PURIFYING AND As the Scotch say, “constant taking
lasgow, fourteen having perished '
“I will divide my congregation into
beautifying the skin of children ana infants
lngrt hnerlven untrer,
rough exposure. Now, the Bhip was two—the converted1 and the uncon­
I and curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, scaly out of tlie meal-tub and never putting
•al MtUfeclkm In ibe
and pimply diseases of the skin, scalp and in, comes to the bottom at last.’’ The
t on the 23d of June, and a lot of
cure of Oonorrhoui *n<
verted.” This proved too much for , blood, with loss of hair, from infancy to old age, rich prairies of the upper Mississippi
Olera I preecrtbe II and
cargo, consisting of E pps ’ C ocoa ,
C uticura R emedies are infallible.
the bishop's sense of humor, and he ex- . the
feel ente In recommend-
C utioura , the great 8 kin C ure , afitf Cun- valley are a very deep and very well
washed ashore out of the wreck,
Mrs«Nlykytta
Inc It to all «nfferere.
elaimed. “I think, sir, as there are CURA - oaf an exquisite 8kln Beautifler, pre­ tilled meal tub; but we are beginning
CtaalflslOs.
ere was nothing saved except the
pared from it, externally, and C uticura R e ­
4. J. STONE«, H.D..
, and we, numbering twenty-five only two of us. you had better say sol vext . the new Blood Purifier, internally, to get near the bottom, in more places
Deertur, IU.
invariably succeed when all other remedies than one. Henee the predsoca west-
TBICS. «I.M. .
en, were kept alive on it up to the which is whio’.i.” ,
and the best physicians fiiii.
— ----------- wnrd tnto Dakota and .Montuna to tind
—Preaching is getting to be more
C uticura R emedies are absolutely pure and
li of August, when we were rescued
only infallible skin beautiflers and blood fresh anil now Innils tor bonanza wheat
the. steamer Mercurio of Buenos on a business basis, and churches must the
purifiers, free from poisonous ingredients.
farm ug—a till tgo as ruinoui as was
Sold everywhere. Price, C uticura ,fiOc.: S oap ,
yres, and landed there on tbe 13th compete in the world’s market for
R esolvent , >1. l»repai-ed by the P otter the tillage of the cotton and tobacco
brains If tlwy want to get the best. 26c.:
September.
lands of tiie Sooth
slave labor.
D rug and C hemical C o .. B oston , M ass .
tarSend for “How to Cure Skin Diseases.*
“Too much praise cannot be given Those which offer a bare subsistence,
In Eastern Pennsylvania the product­
this cocoa for the preserved state; and that are often dependent on the n f DVJQSkin and Scalp preserved and beauti ive power of the land has increased
D DIO fled by CUTICURA MEDICATED SOAP
t it was in, after being in the hot- liberality of donation parties can ex-
with every generation since the Penn­
sylvania Germans came over in the
>m of the sea, in the wreck of the -pect to get only men who are incapable
I WAX
opening years of the e:ghteenth oen-
Uuekeig. for a fortnight, and theu of getting more in other occupations.
•y. The aam1 is true of the lands
CURED
shed ashore, and lying on the beach And that accounts for mediocrity in the
leaRyrti,»
der Dutch tillage in Northern New
d rocks of 8taten island for about pulpit, a place where mediocrity lr
OF
Jersey.
But
it
is
not
true
of
the
coun
­
weeks, subject to the exposure of i most conspicuous and where superiority
try at large. Our energy anil ingenu-
e severest weather on the faoe of the I is essential. — Waterbury American.
CATARRH
EX t.ul.«.
«"¿E“ N.
“ a co'c:»«m.b. O
ity seem to have been directed to the ED
rntt
X00DY
—Concentrate Your Powers.—The
problem of ruining the country with
BY
"The island is situated in a region ] weakest living creature, by concen­
as much haste as possible, and in many
perpetual ice, snow and storms, and trating his powers on a single object,
places we have reaped the result in im­ Iavifforatnr. Gvanine m»d« bv J. P. Allvu. Sc. Paul. Miio.
ter all this test it was as fresh and '
poverishment not unlike that of the
can aeeomplisli something; the strong­
as if in the worka.
abandoned “old fields” of Virginia and
est. by <1 spersing his over many, may
"As we had a good stock of it there,
the colonies. One cause of this has tinnn will be paid form«» »ad«wry train of p
not accomplish any thing. The drop,
been the ahseuoe of othor industries <> 1UUU on > im miMKaii' e« found m M UdoiuA Kol*rti
used it in a liquid state for drink,
the moA
htful bod
y n-Hilj
by continiially falling, bores its pas­
from the farmer’s neighborhood, the bcknowleuged
d also made it in a thick state, like
haruilee« toilet article ever piudueed for I eautifyinit
sage
through
the
hardest
rock;
lhe
consequent absence of demand for au.! pieeervitig the complex! m removing tan. lu .liurn
fridge, and we alto baked it on the
fr ekle« and a.1 bk-mlxb ■ aud roughi.
of thö «hin.
thorough tillage and variety in the U ed aiid iudora-d by the ell <e of tori'ty aud *hi
, which made splendid bread, and hasty torrent rnshce over it with hide­
by all arn/jlvt« »tile- nt* per
ous uproar, and have, no trace behind.
crons, and tho want of material, for White and <1 Fle<h
REDTNGTnjI a ßo .
pt us alive and warm on this barren
re uro to tbe soil.—
WhoteM»!e DrurcüLi. Ban Fraudeeo Amata.
.V. 1'. Ledger.
And.”
The Amertcara
Acme Electric Belt Agency
a
I CURE FITS!
*
F
*•<<*
C atarrh
I
CATARRH
ARRHr.
CREAM BALM^
REWARD!
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