The Oregon register., January 13, 1888, Image 3

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PERSONAL
AND
IMPERSONAL
TERRORS OF POLYGAMY.
SOWING GRASS SEED.
* »saj m That N m 4 s to
•rwa» Majority at
~ SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.
—Findlay, O., can boast of tho only
talk«** »re like doubte-
—Genoral Albert Pike is very fonu Th» ■sperlanre of a Mormon Utrl as Rs«
mask faotory in the United States. TTga
of birds, and has in his study doxeqs of
antertein«»'-
latsstbjr Hsrsalt.
As a rule, the sowing of grass at var­ factory shipped 110,000 masks during
¡. hind »0 to fix responsibility them in cages, mocking birds, canaries,
I have often been nskeij'lo marry ious kinds is made with same grain one month recently.
robins, bluebirds aud others.
will •starput-”
Mormons who had wives. 1 will tell snip, and usually "tn the fall with wheat
—Moat of the southern iron shipped
tmori »re among the be»t things
—The Japanese have a legend that
This method, however, is not north is.qarried in schooners. Cotton
you
about one of them, a wealthy man, sr rye.
fish are the embodiment of the souls of
workl lo let run alnue.
now dead. His name was Franklin just to the grass, nor Is It favorable "for" manufacturers, it is said, may save
nie pecpl« «re »0 ««usitlve that naval officers, and the African negroes
Neff. One -day hie wife—the only the best results to the seeding. 1 ho money by forwarding their products in
KBi to bar« oorns all ever them. believe that magicians assume the shape
so-called foster crop very often robs
of fish and como to their nets to work wife he had—came to our house and the grass and exhausts the soil of its the same way.
"had a talk with me. She said she
—Two young electrician« -of Munich,
evil.
'
T
jk mar do all tho shouting, but
wanted me to marry Mr. Neff. 1 was needed nutriment, and a very poor named Mestern and Helidobler, have
—A woman in Dalton, Ga., has a only fifteen, but I knew what polyg­ oatch is the result.
.It ¡4 th-« one that bring! in the
If the soil is thor­ invented a sort of telephone which fixes
'^WhUchall limes.
breastpin containing a lock of hair which amy was, and I had set my heart oughly well prepared by manuring aad
the spoken word on a chemically pre­
rone an I safe from passion’s is said to have been cut from the head against It. “Well, Mrs. Neff,"
said, sufficient tillage, the two orope may
, rage, how calm they glide into of George Washington. The pin is “if he Svante me he’ll have to summon, grow together very well; and the grass pared sheet of paper.
—Peat fiber, after being divested of
rtaf 1,-.. —Stenslon#.
oval in shape, of old yellow gold, and up cheek enough to ask me himself.”
make a good stand. But this is seldom the mud by heat and water, is being
gg'twhnter matt i* dat makes within a circle of diamonds is the lock
1 said thia in fun, and then 'asked the case except with a few farmers, who used for the manufacture of paper.
aopy I"
y“‘a worl’-
U’g of hair.
Mrs. Neff what she thought aboutit need no advice or suggestion upon the The sweepings of a house, cobwebs and
h‘e think.« ho is.— Arkaiuaur - —The ex-Empress Charlotte, of Mex­ She said herself and husband had talk­ •subject.
The great majority of fa
farm-
ico, has of late shown great -fondness ed the whole matter over, and she had era need to study this subject, and nn- dust are being utilized for the same
purpose.
norally you "eTer
* thlnC for the company of children. Every come to the conclusion that as her hus­ derstand the requirements of grass for
—The National Toothpiok Associa­
Wly until aftor you have lost il; morning the two children of her gar­ band was obliged to take a second wife its successful culture.
, (Iocs not apply to bashfulness. dener are brought to her, and she, th«*dcn«w nolsaly she'd sooner have
The preparation of the soil should be tion, of Maine, expects to manufacture
spends hours with them playing hide- him take than myself; therefore she very thorough. The land should be enough wooden toothpicks the present ,
nils Journal.
* Wnbash (of Chicago) — “Are and-seek, and listening to their songs, begged mo when he called to give him plowed deeply, and a liberal coat of year to load a train of fifty railway
■ally for dinner, doar?” Mr. and leels unhappy when they leave.
a favorable answer. The proposition,' manure turned under, not buried, but cars. The number of toothpicks to
It—:“I will bo as soon os I cau 7 —It is said that immediately after ooming from a woman thirty-five years with the furrows laid over at an angle make up that amount is placed at
the adoption of the Federal constitu­ old,' who hiul been married for yeai-s to of forty-five degrees, so that the manure 6,000,000,000. Most of the toothpicks
;y coat off.” — Sun.
t| we Iho hours that our nolgh- tion Alexander Hamilton planted her husband of about tlie samo age, lies between the layers of soil standing used in this country are made in Maine.
—An instance of the value of photog- r
i
.Mieg. how mauy How things thirteen trees at his country place in and who h-d assisted him in accumu­ on edge in a sloping manner. The
ws-learii and how much goixl honor of tho event, and that they are lating his wealth, was at once strange harrow, run along the durrows, works raphv in detecting the relative motion
pli,lt_
Pomeroy't Advance still standing. The place is now cut and amusing. Mr. Nefi' called that the soil and ninndre together, mixing of stars is given by M. de Gothard.
up into building lots, however, and the same night, and, in answer to his them aud making them fine and com­ Comparison of a recent photograph
tolling but die right can ever venerable landmarks will sooner or question. I told him that he must be pact. The harrowing should be con­ with measures recorded by .Vogel hl.
crazy to make such an offer of marriage tinued until the whole surface is as 1867-69 appears to show that cluster- r
cdicni," says a penny-a-liner later disappear.
—Mrs. A. E. Whitaker suggests in to a mere child, but he insisted that he smooth us a garden, and the soil is 441LG. C. contains an eleventh magm- 'JI J,
tpher. and yet everybody knows
r. Sullivan is famous for the tho A’ew England Farmer that a girl was in earnest, and he went to my quite fine. If the land is clayey and tude star which has changed its posi­
work that lie Ipns got (n with should lie given but one name. Then mother who, on account of his high lumpy, it should be rolled between the tion relatively to the other stars to tho
extent of 9.3 seconds a year.— Boeton -
l. — Somerville Journal.
when she marries let her always kepp position in thé church, was afraid to harrowings.
Sowing tho seed alone is preferable. Globe.
(o of a Kind. —A rather sharp- her surname. If this plan were fol­ flatly refuse him. Mother said she
—In his recently published notes of a
gentleman sat opposite to a lowed, whenever wo saw a woman's would not go against my wishes, but if Tf any grain crop at all is used, it
lr-dre-sml man on nil elevated full name we should know whether she lie could persuade me into polygamy should be oats in the spring, or buck­ naturalist in South America. Mr. John
The ronghlv dressed man wns . W.ere married or single, and if "married she would have no objection; at the wheat early in July, lu^may be most Ball says that at Tocopilla, on the rain­
Excellent seeding has less west coast of the continent, a bout
kn1-1« for Ills bow-legs. “My what her farhflypinpio was. The plan same time she warned me not to give convenient
been made early in August, with a latitude 22 degrees south, he found
my consent for any oonsideratlon.
,” said the gentleman, “phrdoiT
,
Mrs. Neff came round to sen mo sev­ pound of turnip seed to the acre. This what he had often heard of. but almost
iriosity. but how did you acquire
—Bismnrek not long since -caught
t peculiar curve, in your legs?" several ladies in the act of cutting a eral times, and was always urging .me shelters the young grass during th« censed to believe in—a land absolutely
11 I was a boy. I w -nt ip swim- few branches off tlie trees ill the Frie to marry her husband, saying-tliat he- winter, and dying, tho turnips decay without any trace of vegetable life. He
one day. When I camo out. 1 Erichsruhe Park, w*icli belongs to could not live without me, and both of in the spring and afford a most useful could not even detect a lichen, although
own on the glass lo dry. I fell him. "Ladies.” said lie, “if every one them would be all the-happier for it fertilizer for the crop. Timothy and he examined the rocks with a magnify­
1
i, and when I woko -lip tho sun who visits this park would do wluil But the more she talked the firmer I clover, and orchard grass and clover! ing lens for the purpose.
—It has been ¡inserted by physiolo­
rarped my legs," replied the you are now doing there would not re­ becarpe in my resistance! They in­ and the three kinds mixed, and orchard
with tho peculiar legs.
“Mr main any more leaves on these trees vited me to' spend a few days at their grass alone, have been sown in all ol gists of repute that the nutritive value
I” said lite gentleman, “allow thou there lire hairs on my head.’,’ He country home. I wanted to refuse, these three ways with better results of mushrooms was equal to that of
take you by the hand. Wu are ' has been compelled since to close the but mother said I ‘hail better go. I than whon sown with fall grain and butcher's meat. This view, however, is
went, and 1 don’t think I spent a more Subjected to the risks of the winter not sustained by the investigations re­
f a kind. I prepare the affidavits park to the public.
cently made in Vienna by Dr. Stromer,
e circulation of a certain New
—A rich speculator in Paris, of miserable time anywhere in all my weather.
In Bowing grass and clover seed an who declares that fresh mushrooms do
daily jiiijier."*—Tina» Sifting».
"Hhiirty " reputation, dicing very amlkuu life. The husband was continually
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to possess some decoration, boldly asked asking me to go bnggy-riding with him .even stand is desirable, and to secure not possess very valuable nutritive
3ENERAL VON WRIGHT.
the Emperor Dom Pedro to bestow one anil the wife was coaxing mo to con­ this, great care is to be taken in the properties, and are difficult of digestion; ——- —
sent Still, I thought 4 saw that the sowing. A very good practice is ti that dry mushrooms are only slightly
iiflltihinan Who Becain« a Famous upon him, as he had already done to
Gernmu Cavalry Officer.
M. de Lesseps and others. “No,” said woman wns unhappy. She seemed to make the last harrowing with great preferable, and that both correspond
lie conrso of .conversation with the old monarch, “X can't do it. Peo­ lie doing what she did against her will. care, evenly and with the marks al. most nearly to cabbage in usefulness as
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itjutaut of a dragoon regiment ple" would think me a fool. Well. 1 A ball was given in the neighborhood parallel. Then the sower can follou food.— tf. Y. Lodger. - ■
—The production of locomotives in
ne<l at M,i:z 1 learned thnt he, in conld stand that. But they would also and I wanted to go. Mrs. Neff asked these marks, first taking the edge of tin
any with some nine or ten broth- think you a knave, and I ean not have me to go with Frank (that was her field and returning six short paces dis Europe during'the year 1886 amounted
leers, had been out on a ton any persons of such reputation in my husband's name), hut I said no, I tant from the first course. Then ro hi England to 2,200: Germany, 2,000;
would go alone, unless she agreed to turning on tho second course, and al France, 1,000; Belgibm, 600; Austria,
rwonnoissance under the Gen- order.”— Argonaut. ■
go along. She agreed, and we went. ways sowing with the right hand to th 400: Switzerland, 120; Italy, 70; Sweden,
oinninndnig the cavalpy division,
—Says old Allen Thompson: “When
xpenscsof tho trip came partially I am in the woods I never iisc a com­ That man tried his very hardest that left Six feefr from each ia cast as iiiuel 60; Russia, 40. and Holland. 20; in all
wholly out of the officers’ pock- pass; in fact I don't need any. There night to dance with me, and his wife ns can lie taken with light seed, ns or 6,400 engines. The largest works in the------
Mr friend spoke . of the lour with lire three sure ways that I have of find­ even mfked me to dance with him, but chard grass, blue grass, red-top, ete. world is the Baldwin Locomotive Works,
reatest enthusiasm, anil I went to ing the points of the compass. You I.kept plenty of engagements ahead and as much as ’sheuld be taken wit! in Philadelphia, which is capable of
eneral to obtain from him tliude- will notice that three-fourths of the with the young fellows and he got no timothy, and the quantity of seed taker, turning out 600 per year. Boraig in
m iy be'readily guaged to the width oi Berlin ean produce 300 in that time.
of the systole followd.
Now, moss on trees grows on tho north side; dance.
Some one then told him thnt I would the cast. The cast is made with ffa t>
eneral in question. Von Wright, the heaviest boughs on spruce trees are
iglislinian. whose memory is dear alwiiy.yon the south side, and. thirdly, not dance’wtth him while Mrs. Neff movement of the right foot. When ti e PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL
of us olllc.ers who mad > his ac- the topmost twig of every uninjured was present, so heitold her and she wind is blowing, even slightly, tho
After she went he came caste should be made lov^ to avoid ir­
—Bishop William Taylor has named
itance, wns one of the most dis- hemlock tips to the east. You just re­ went home.
lisliod cnPalrv officers in the Ger- member Those tilings and you'll never to me and said she had gotyi andhe regular dropping of the seed, and whi n his missionary steamer to be used oa
arinv. Fro ii Maj >r in aculrassier get lost"’— Mount .WavMnglon Among hoped now he would have the pleasure the light seeds are sown it is easier to the Upper Congo for his wife. Ann!«
of a ditnee, but I continued to make ex­ walk across the harrow marks when Taylor.
lent, he was selected by Von
cuses and avoideiil 1dm.
The time the tracks made are easily seen, and ns
:e, nlllimigli p-———■11 v initji«wu
—The new Indios’ club at Boston if
1 •■ A LITTLE* ’ n ONSENSE.“
came to go home, and 1 refused to al­ the wind may carry the seed to ons called the “Monograph," and its chief
m, mid on professional reemn-
ations only, ns his military seCre- ; —There.is more or less sorrow in the low him to accompany mo unless there side; the sower may go out of the intellectual diet will be modern history.
His brother straight track to accommodate the —Boston Globe.
n 1836; as commander of a cav- . wmxl “Good-bye,” and yet how we like was a third party along.
•sgiineHt he led the Thirl iirniy , to le-nr some people say it!— Uar/ter'e Amos accompanied us, and after leav­ wind, and on returning can easily dis­
—Theodore Parker once spoke ol
ing me at the door the two me;i went tinguish the foot marks of the previous Beecher as the (‘preacher of th«
Aalous; sifbsvq icntly il. ring the I
to
Amos
Neff
’
s
house.
I
found
Mrs.
track
in
the
soft
soil.
sign he hell important stuff :i|>- 1 ■- It is said that a small hand indi-
Plymouth pulpit whose sounding-board
A broadcast seeder is a convenient was the Jiocky Mountains.”
nieis, including that of Qunrter- ente.s refinement and yet we have seen Neff in her room in tears—v more
heart-broken
woman
I
never
saw.
She
implement, and costs but little, anil­
ir-Gjneral to Prince Charles dur- smalt hands, and held them, too, b'
—The two best female violinists in
>e trying Li Mins campaign. ~ At thunder, (hat brought out language had been sitting there fretting and cry­ can be carried by the sower with ease. the United States are, Miss Duke,
ing and moaning for hours, thinking It-drops the seed low, and if the sower daughter of General Bnsil Duke, ol
me of this particular visit to Mutz anything but-refined.
as the Lieutenant-General com-
—“How many runs did von make to­ thnt I was dancing with her husband goes face to the wind at the start, the Kentucky, and Miss Maud Tarleton, ol
ling thy Fifteenth or Frontier day. Jimmiei’” asked a boy of a mem­ and that I was coming home alone with seed is not spread unevenly. When, in Baltimore.
ry division. The General.was al- ber of the New York CluIcBreakei-s. him. And only the night before she spite of all care, an irregular seeding
pleased to talk about his pro- “Forty-four." “Any home runs?” had sat up with me until twelve o’clock is anticipated, it is well to sow half the
n mid to give any information "One; me mudder got there ?n de fif trying to talk me into marrying him, seed one way, and cross tho sowing the
making qli sorts of promises, and say­ inlier way, when vacant spaces may be
ise who asked for it. The follow- innings.”
ing that herself anil Mr. Neff would covered.
An inexperienced sower
as his account of the reoonnoi»--
—Did yoilr husband see his picture
'. “The evening before wo started we printed last Xjunday?” asked an write out deeds for one-half of all the should practice on the snow, using
ight out n sell ime. »',‘At 7 a. in. editor.’ “Yeg, lie saw it” “Justgavo property and possessions they had if I sand, which can lie easily seen on the
white surface, and in two or three at­
illowing morning I met
it tho
the off
offi- it a cursory glance, I suppose?” “No, would only give my consent.
She begged me not to say any thing tempt« he will be able to make the sow­
and to each I gave Illis
' ‘ day's sir; he gave it n cursory swearword.”—
to her husband about the crying-scene, ing quite evfenly.
which he returned to me com- WoBnington Critic.
as she said he would scold her for it;
PURELY VEGETABLE.
The sowing should be done as soon
I at 2 p.m. During the after-
—The Spanish version of "Old Moth­ but 1 said I thought it my duty to tell as the last harrowing is finished, when
Are You Bilious?
and the evening I exam ined the
reads:
The Regulator never faih to cwre. I most
him, and also to let him know the )he seed sinks in the loose soil, or is
. and I delivered my criticisms er ■ Hubbard"
cheerfully recommend It to all who suffer from
There went to the cubuoard
opinion I ha<l of him. I told Mrs. Neff covered by the first shower, A smooth­
when the officers assemliled next
Bilious Attaeks or any Disease caused by a dis­
A lady named Hu bboard,
arranged state of the Liver.
not to grieve, as I would never cause ing plank is a good thing to cbverseed
ing.” The fact that I have been
To look tor a bone;
K ansas C ity , Mo.
< W- R- BERNARD.
But
when
she
found
none.
her the slightest sorrow, and sent her with. Itniny be eight or ten feet long,
'ht up in tlie English army must
It saddened her ao that she blubbered.
Do Yon Want Good Digestion 7
to bed a much happier woman than I and is fitted with a tongue and two
cepted as an excuse for the blTlnd-
¡Buffered intensely with Full Stomach, Head­
—English Waiter (contemplating hail found her on my coming in. Next stiff braces. The tongue is fitted to
qnestio‘1 I next addressed to
ache, etc. A neighbor, who had taken Simmons
emigration) to American tourist— morning at the breakfast table Mr. Neff tlie plank on the level, so that when it
Liver Regulator, told me it was a sure cure for my
"But, Gsneral. how many staff
trouble. The first dose I took relieved me very
“And 'ave you any 'otel tips over said something about polygamy. That is raised the front end of the plank bl
mush, and in one week's time I was as strong and
rs.
aide-le-canips
Assistant
there?
”
American
(enthusiastically)
hearty as I ever was. It is thebeet motHeinr
was
all
the
provocation
I
wanted.
I
elevated
a
little.
This
prevents
the
taut and Assistant Quartermaster-
I ever took for Dywpsia.
R ichmond , V a ..
H. G. CRENSHAW.
nils Im I you lo d<T the <te- — "Hotel tips? You bet! You should said: “Mr. Neff, if you were any kind plank from gathering stones or seeds
just
See
a
cyclone
tipping
a
Western
of
a
man
at
all,-or
had
even
the
com
­
in front of it, and causes it to ride over
Do Yon Suffer from Constipation 7
"’ “None.” wns the reply; “I
Testimony of H iram W arnm , Chief-Justice of
monest human instincts, you'd let them. It leaves a smooth, even sur­
II tlie work myself." Here was hotel.”— Boston Courier.
Qa. : ** 1 have used Simmons Lb'er Regulator for
—“Never marry a widower." was polygamy alone; you have a wife who face.— American Agriculturist.
leral of the highest professional
Constipation of my Bowels, caused by a temporary
the
advice
of
a
young
matron
to
a
Derangement of the Liver, for the last three or
is too good for you, and who loves you
ling and reputation—a man who
four years, and always with decided bonejU.”
—A successful balloon trip over the
ion Ids position by the hardest of friend. “But j on married one. Why?" better than you deserve—stick to her
“
It
’
s
bad
enough
to
have
to
hear
about
Have You Malaria ?
and let other women alone."
Then I Irish Sea has been made by the well-
in Eurojiean warfare, and at one
f have had experience with Simmons Ltver Reg*,
at |ieace maneuvers commanded your husband's mother',« cooking, but told him the condition in which I had known English aeronaut, Mr,Simmons.
later since 186b. and regard it as tho greatest
wedicine of the time» for diseases pecu­
4.000 to 6.000 salers—deliberate- lo have his first wife's biscuits thrown found his wife on coming from the ball. He started from Preston for a short
liar to malsria1 -•rgioiu. So good a medi­
cine deserves universal commendation.
iploving his spare time in giving in your face every morning is simply His face grew white, and. laying down ascent, but a contrary breeze took his
REV. M. B. WHARTON,
his knife and foi;k, he arose from the craft directly over the channel, some­
n i dozen regimental officers in- unbearable.”— Tid-Bil».
Cor. Sec’y Southern Baptist Theological Seminar 1/
—Friend (to young author)—“How is taole and left the room. I went home what to the aeronaut’s dismay, as he
lion which might fall in our army
Safer and Better than Calomel I
[nrrison instructor. It seems im your new book going, Charley?” Young that morning, and neither saw Mr. was neither provisioned nor provided
I have been subjadt to severe spells of Congestion
He w ith the apparatus for keeping afloat
hi i io overestimate not merely author (dubiously)—••It’s going pretty Neff nor heard from him again.
of the Liver, and have been in the habit of taking
from 15 to so grains of calomel, which generally lai<l
alue'of such instruction, bnt the fast. I've already given away five never went into polygamy, and I felt if the balloon suddenly descended in
me up for three or four days. lately 1 have been
Happily, the wind
taking Simmons Liver Regulator,which save me re­
Ins given to professional study hundred copies.” Friend—“Five hun­ very glad of it for ths sake of the mid-channel.
lief, withnet any Interruption to business.
g the officers by Generals in Von dred copies! Why, I congratulate heart-broken little woman, to whom a landed him safely in Ireland, at a farm
Mi ddlk row 1, Ohio.
J. HUGO
In's position not lOiisTOerlng it you, old boy. I was afraid you second wife by her husband's side at Ballyboden, Kathfarnhnm, seven
I. H. Zeil in S Co, Philadelphia, Pe.
»th ihem to become instructor«.— wouldn’t be able to give away more would have meant a speedy death.— miles from Dublin, after tlx and one-
- rxuex, sn..od.
than half that number.”—N. Y. Sun.
eenth Century.
Sall Lake City Cpr.Troy (E.Y.) Timet. aunrter hours' journey.
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