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About The Oregon register. (Lafayette, Yamhill County, Or.) 18??-1889 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 30, 1887)
POBTLAND PKOOIIC'IC MAHKKT. Borm- Fancy roll, F !b. Oregon.......... Inferior grade Pi. kled.......... California roll do pickled C hemsb — Eastern, full cream Oregon, do California......... I E ouh —ftesh .. D ried F ruits Apples, qra, ska and bxs do California.......... Apricots, new crop........ Peaches, unpeeled, new P,are, machine dried.. Pitted cherries.'............. Pitted plums, Oregon.. Figs, Cal., in bgs and bxs Cal. Prunes, French ..... Oregon prunes.......... F lour - Portland Pat. Roller, Fbbl $ Salem do do White Lily <f bbl................... Country brand............. Superfine.......... ,...................... G rain — Wheat, Valley, »• 100 lbs... do Wai a Walla.. ... t . Barley, whole, F ctl............ .' do grou d, F ton......... ! Oats, choice milling Y bush do feed,good tocholce,old Kve, P 100 tbs........................... F eed — r AN OLD FAKER'S STORY, I now rrofrMloaal Kascal, Swln<ll. Uap.1— ■tittoa. Country P.upl., “Well,” the genera] modus <>|>erandi, in brief, is tjiisr My partner is Hn agent Sometimes he is taking sub scribers to a family Bible, atr.l some times he is selljng county rights to manufacture a churn or a cheese-press. He enters a populous ami wealthy neighborhood, secures board at the nearest inn. or with some leading far mer, and while Seeming to push bis business he is making cautious and par ticular inquiries.* He finds who is ail ing, and what the complaint; who. has lost money or stock in a mysterious way; who is inclined to superstition, and in wbqt particular direction; who THE VENERABLE KAISER. Emperor ' William*« Noon-Day Appear ance at a Corner-Window of HI« Pal ace. Recent atatlstlc« go to »how. that there One person was killed and a number in are probably as jua-i men in the world as jured by a railroad collision near Afton there are women. In Europe the women Iowa. are in excess, but in India the preponder ance is the other way. “Be wise to dav; 'th madness to defer." Doo t neglect your cough, if you do your U8IFUL AND HUBTFUL MEDICINES. fat« may be that of the count ess thou There 1« a certain das« of remedies fqr con sands who have done llkewt-e, and who stipation absolutely useless. These arq boluses to-dsy flit consumptive-' graves. Night sweats, spitting of-b nod. weak lungey-and and potions made in great part of podophylllo, consumption itssif. If token in time can sloes, rhubaib. ga nboge. and other worth be cured by the u eot Dr. Pierce's “Golden less ingredients. The damage thqy^do to the Medical Discovery * This wonderful stomachs of those who use them is incalcula preparation has no equal as a remedy for ble. They evacuate the bowels, it is true, but lung wuLIhroat diseases. All druggists. always do so violently and profusely, and be sides gripe the bowels, 'lheir effect is to Jay-Eye-Fee and Patron have been weaken both them and the stomach. Better far to use the agreeable and salutary aperient, matched for $5,IX» a aide. Hoste'ter s Stouiacii Bitters, the laxative effect To Ihreshers: I have a few of the of which is never preceded by pain, or accom panied by a convulsive, violent action ot the celebrated Wes inghouse Threshers yet, bowels. On the contrary, it invigorates those and for he purpose of c’osing out will sell organs, the stomach and tbe entire system. As them on next yev.’e terms at bottom a means of curing add preventing malarial fevers, no medicine can compare with it. and it figures. Also, a few sec?nd-hand ma- other make. Write for bargains remedies nervous debility, rheumatism, kidney «hine« and bladder inactivity, and other inorganic Z. T. W right foot of Morrison Street ailments. _________ __________ Portland O egon. • “Does the Kaiser really cprae to the corner window every jloon, and stand there just as you see him in tho photo graphs?" When a stranger has put thR antiquated question to the porter of his hotel or the mistress of liis pen sion, or the first Berliner whose ac quaintance ho makes, and has received a pulito and Wearied “Certainly" for his-answer, ho is conscious of a Sud den influx of faith in the words of tho guidebooks and of tlie people who may have wished to sell him the famous photograph in question. Per haps now he purchases the photograph hits lost relatives and whether they in anticipation, asasovonirofthe sight were old < r young, goo<l or bad. He he hopes dor, and at any rate ho will not picks up anti jots down in a riienio- be likely to miss the first opportunity of A Sair Francisco corn merci si - traveler The Emperor of Bra»ll will spind the rantlum-book a perfect encyclopedia of joining tho crowd that waits in front wae attacked by. bandits in Ar zo a and winter 111-Egypt and Algeria. facts and incidents, and the book is of the palace every noon as tho guard wounded one of them and di ove them from the field. - The huge, drastic, grip'ng. sickening sent to me at a point and at a time is changed and tlie* new detachment pi) s are fast being superseded by . Dr. FBIOHTFVL WA8TE. of soldiers gt»es marching by, for a agreed upon. I ani working another Pierce's ' Purgative Pel ets.” neighborhood, and some weeks after ire glimpse of the-Kuiser. Ho may possi Consumption carries off its thousands of victims every year. Yes, thousands of lias passed out of sight and mind I sud bly consider it one of tho events of Six married women in Paris have human lives are being wasted that mig^’ denly appear upon the scene. *1 reach liis lifo to see tlie gray monarch and b * saved, for the fact is now establi hed adopted a ma- caline costume. the farm House of -John Smith about join in the simple act of homage. To that coi.Bumpt ion. in its early stages, is Coughs, Colds and Nore'l'hroat dark, and arrange to stay oveFnight. tile student, However, who frequents curable: Dr. Pierce’s ‘ Golden Medical quickly relieved by Brown!a Bronchial Bran,IF ton........ ~........ Discovery** will, if used in time, effect a Shorts, V ton...................... After supper I ask hint about ms sister tho university opposite the palace— permanent cure. It has no equ 1 as a Trochea.” 25 cts. a box. Hay, V ton, baled Helen, who died of consumption ten thoro are, of course, many students remedy for hr nchitis, coughs an i colds. Chop. F ton.............. ........... T hy G xrmka for breakfast. years before; about the horse which who do nothing of the kind—the cere- Itaeflica y has been proved in thousands Oil cake meal F ton.......... of cases. A11 druggists. F resh F ruits — was stolen front his barn on the night “Biony at the corner window takes on Apples, Oregon, F box.-. .*. of September 21, 1879; about the light at least iTTarnRiaf' aspect, although, H Five men were killed and many others Cherries, Oregon, Vdrm. ning striking liis burn iti.1880; about like tho experience of hearing Momm terribly injured at a fire In Loudon. Lemoas, California, f bx SO Limes, V I»»........................ 1 his niotliqr falling'out of a wagon and sen or, Curtus or Herman Grimm THINGS V0BTH HEMEMBKHING. Riverside oranges. V box. breaking her log twenty- ne years be- every morningzit can never, however Los Angeles, do do .. When you feel a kind of goneness about Cures all Diseases originating from a often repeated, prove quite common , fore, and so oil and so on, proving, to Peaches, |?box . ;.............. : thé stomach it is a sign that j our foôd does disordered state of the BLOOD.or H ides -*■ . the unboumUd astonishment of the place.____ _ Dry, over 16 IhB, F lb.......... Rheumatism, Neuralgia, family, that I am entirely conversant Tho crowd begins to gather long be not sit well, and that you are about to have LIVER. .Wetsalted, over ¡5 tbs.. Boils, Blotches, Pimples, Scrofula •with their history. How did I khow fore the hour, and it is ouiious to watch a fit of indigestion. Murrain hides........ ,........... . .one-third off. When you begin to feel nervous and are Tumors, Salt Rheum and Mercurial all these thingy? I ajtt the seventh son its growth. Some one usually sets tho 10 & 1 00 Pelts ......... .-................ V egetables — of a seventh son, and it all came to me example by stopping in his saunter unable to sit still c< mfortably : when your Pains readily yield to its purifying clothes suddenly teem to lose their lit and , Cabbage, V lb................. '..ri 2i and leaning up against the railing that • ecotne too tight in places, the fit of indi properties. It leaves the Blood pure, 00 »s I entered the gate. Carrots, e sack ....... - v “That’s, the starter, my dear boy, and snrrohnds the gigantic bronze statue gestion is aurely ypon you the Liver and Kidneys healthy and the Cauliflower, Vdoz........ Whan thia ill of indigestion is repealed ( Complexion bright and clear. Onions ..................................... it never fails to catch on. 1 am en ptthe great Ft-ederiek-on horseback/ from day to day it final y resolves itaelf Potatoes, new, bush ... 90 ® 1 Ot treated to tell where that .horse went winch is in the middle of Unter den into dyspereia. J. R. CATES A. CO., Proprietors W ool — ' 417 Sansome St.. San Franoteoo. East Oregon, Spring clip. io a 18 -to; whether there isn’t treasure buried Liiirten^cxactly in front of the unpre Chronic dysj epfcia will sure’y make the palace, and which* is still happies* life a hell upon earth. •' Valley Oregon, do 20 © 24 on the farm; what member of .the fam tending Re mem I er that three to ten of B ran - . ily is to go next; vilibn ¿lie Ilog cholera known by the name so familiar to drkth ’ s P ills wi 1 cure the worst case of J —The Presbyterian Board of Minis will afipcar. next, and so oil and so Berlin for a hundred years, (“Der AUe indigestion or dyspepsia, or both, and that -, ' “ Just who tlie first person is to a regular course of them, say two every terial Relief., has a Balance of $80,000 forth. My terms aroTrom $25 to 1200, i~ Fritz. n'ght for a week or ten days, will act as a in the treasury. according*W the gullibility of the vic lean up against the railing, and look preventstive of either comp aint. —Tho-housework of W>'lesley Col tim and liib ability to fork over the patiently toward the corner window, —râ*?—-------------------------------- lege is done by three hundred girl stu 'needful. If lie siiqply wants the past varies much from day to day. It may dents, who devote to it forty-five mih- and future, Tcaa accommodate hint for be a.laborer out of work, or a Dienst- about |25. If lie wants to know any mann waiting to be employed, or a utes every day. — —The-¿largest parishes in- the -Lu .tiling about burio I treasure, I sot my peasant fron» the Gruenwald, or an Skint Scalp theran Church jire-to bo found in Cen figures at liigh-water mark. Out of, eye-servant on her way home from a R estored late marketing, or a small boy, or a tral Russia. One of these* numbers 800 say twenty families in a heighborhood, No hot water pipes; no heating your rooms. For de • ' ^ bvtlK*' . scription, address, eighteen will want my services and pay foreigner determined to bi nt the villages and comprises 35,000 souls.' Z. T. WRIGHT, Foot Morrison at. Portland, Or placo oil time; but the first-comers are CllTICUl\7\ me well for them, and I w'dl live tu —Seven American girls are studying, Also dealer in Th r exh in» and General Machinery, Ma generally the sort of people who rine Work, Laundry Machinery, in fact anything you at Cambridge University, England, nt eloxi<r for a couple of weeks.” want. Gen. Agent for the Shipman Coal Oil Engine lean naturally against a fence or its “ But about the buried treasure? ” , ¿¿"AGENTS WANTED VI ♦ - Newnham College. Four are grndu- othing is kno W n to science at "Oh, that’s all rigiit. In every pop-. equivalent, thezworld over. As soon ates of Vassar, Smith and Wellesley.. all comparable to the C utioura R emedies John A.. Child &. Cts., liTous country, no matter what State it as there is iy nucleus additions come in tbeij; inarv_ellon8 properties of cleansing, —Fullillijig the command of Christ rapidly. Passers-by glance at their purifying and* beautifying the «kin and in DRUCCISTS curing torturing, disfiguring, itching, scaly and by helping bear eaeh other's burdens is in, there are legends of treasure -bitried by the Indians or by robbers. watches, find that business is not so pimply disdkses of the skin, scalp and blood, 161 Seocnd St, will be foirdd to promote best the weP" with loss of hair. My partner fixes all that. He picks.up pressing, and conclude to wail; fathers •C uticura , the great Skin Cure, and Cun- PORTLAND. Or. fare of all concerned.— New York Wit an old Mexican dollar in some door- and mothers bring their long-suffering ouka S oap , an exquisite Skin Beautifler, pre Osrry » full llu. of ness. pared from it, externally, and C uticura R e BEK yard or barnyard, and asserts that it babies to seo the. Kaiser, who can pot solvent . the new Blood. Purifier, internally, —A retired sehooljnaster excuses his must have been a ijortion-of some come to tlie window many years more, are a positive cure for every form of skin ana passion for angling by saying that, perhaps hot many days; old men stop blood disease, from pimples to scrofula. CuTI- cuKAlREMEDiESare absolutely pureand theonly from constant habit, he nqver feels treasure burietl many; yenrs before. I never saw a farmer yet who couhln’t to seo a man old r than any o{ them; infallible skin beautiflers and blood purifiers. quite himself unless he is handl ng tho Sold every where. Price: C uticura , 5Q c .; R e young women, full of patriotic senti- be convinced that lie owned a farm solvent , >1; S oap , 25 c . Prepared by the P ot rod.— Golden Days. They make a special!) ter D rug and C hemical C o .. B oston , M abb . ment,' piish for good places, and by with a pot of gold and silver waiting to or attending to tySencj for “How to Cure^in Diseases.'* ___ —TUe livavenly life, that life. to lie dug tip. We bought 1300 worth of there is ouly half .an hour to wait it 11 ¿MnQSoft'a« dove’s down, and as white, by MAIL ORDER8 which death introd Hees the believer, becomes necessary for policemen to old fjold and s Iver coin in New York (l/lllUO u^tng C uticura M edicated S oap . 1 If you netd anythin? is not only unmarked by sin and sor in their line eend the as a starter. My partner has two of take a languid interest They keep price with postage, and row and suffering, but it is attended it will be returned by three ancient-look ug pots and jugs the-crowd back, in a'solid mass up tit xt mail with evor-inereiising capacities of love among his baggage, and he manages to and doWn the middle of (lie ¿tree and joy and peace. The BUYKBS’ GVIDK I s make a burial sole «where in each good Teaving in front of the people ample Too mujQh effort cannot be made to bring to iMued Sept, and March, —It has been decided by the seniors workable neigliborli<5od. It is <*1. se to room for carriages and for I he soldiers the attention of suffering womanhood tho great each year. AOT 31£?page«, • .of Harvard college to have a composite who are coming. It is n silent patient ; 7 8^x11*^ inch«,with over value of Lydia ^E. Pinkham ’ s Vegetable Com some prominent object, and I have no class photograph taken. A series of 3.BOO illustration« — a beavy-witted crowd, rather slow to pound as a remedy for the diseases of women. difficulty in -pointing out tlie place. whole Picture Gallery. valuable photographs might be had if When it'is profitable to work the treas laugh, though not at all averse to it Such an one is the wife of General Barringer of GIVES Wholesale Price« a picture of th -t lflnd was taken on The Winntonf, N. C., and ne quote from tbe Gen direct to conttumcra on all good« foi ure racket I go into a trance, and see and very slow to be angry. every fifth or tenth commencement, for personal or fhmily «««• Tells how to seems to have almost eral's letter as follows“ Dear Mrs. Pinkham: three pots or jugs full of money undtfr weather Phrase allow me to add my testimony td the order, and give« exact co«t of every- several years. ground, die is more accessible than no effect upon tho size of thp llirong. most excellent medicinal qualities of your Veg thiftg you use, eat, drink, wear, or —The best thing to give your enemy 4ho othors, but i contains by far the If it rains, the people looked de etable Compound. Mrs. Barringer was treated have fun with. The«e INVALUABLE BOOKS contain informaUon gleaned is forgiveness; t > an opponent, toler smallest sunt of money: That can" be pressed, but it does riot scent to occur for several years for what the physician called from the market* of tke world. We ance; to a friend, your heart; to a found in half an h >ur; the others will to them to go home; if it is sunshiny, Leucorrhoea and Prolapsus Uteri combined. I will maU a copy FREE to any ad- child, a good example; to a father, def require days of careful search liul dig there is more animation, and occasion sent her to Richmond, Va., where she remained dreM upon receipt of lO ct». to defray expenu of mailing. Let us Meat from erence; to your mother, conduct that ging. If tlie fai nter comes Xu my ally, though not often, some one dares for six months under the treatment of an emi you. IU«pectftally, will make hqi- proud of you; to your terms I locate a pot containing from to address a humorous remark to a po- nent physician without any permanent benefit. She was induced to try your medicine and after MONTGOMERY WARD A CO. self, respoct; to all men, charity. licoman. As noon approaches there $10 to $60. Ho finds the pot and tjie a reasonable time commenced to improve and •SV Sc aza w «tert a.eeee. Ckloase. UL —New Orleans has 171 churches, money is in it If the one pot is thero are hundreds present, and when at is now able to attend to her business and con ‘ which is a larger supply than is gen why'shouldn’t the other two be? The length the march-music is heard com siders herself fully relieved .” [General Bar erally credited to the gay city. The one find excites all his cupidity, and he ing up the street, all who are within rington is the proprietor of the American Hotel, - ( ------------- -— Baptista hCjiil the list with 50 churches; is ready to believe any story I may tell running distance hasten up, students Winston, N. C., and Is widely known.] iRABS, CLOVER. VEGETABLE AND K Flower Seeds, Etc., Etb. tho Methodists ace second, with 86 him. Tlie treasure racket is worked condescend to walk over from the uni churches; and the Roman Catholics versity, and belated wqmcn come Garden Tools and Fertilisers, only when I am about to-loave a neigh Frnlt Trees, Etc. crowding into the lines, getting their third. with 35 churches. borhood.”. tOTSEND for C atalogue . to wave. The —VIA— "And you imposo on people in this handerchiefs ready MILLER BROS., TEXAS TO THE FRONT AGAIN. drum-beats grow nearer. Horc conies 209 8econd Street, Portland. manner?” • —______. . “Sorry to s.iy -that we do, but tlie the guard, marching to some favorite Two Houston Men Invest 91 Each and Make »30,000. —Though William Rockefeller, the people themselves arc to blame for it air of tho Kaiser’s, solid fellows from millionaire,owns sonic of the finest and Any one of sense ought to know that it the provinces, not stepping briliiantly, AND CONNECTIONS. The story of how The Louisiana is imposition. I have great luck in'fiud- though well together, and with stout fastest horses in New York, and hesi- hearts for the fatherland, let us hope, tatos not atthe price when he wants a State Lottery Company deals out for ing stolen or lost articles. If a horse The Quickest and Best Route between poor boys. And just as the fore good stepper, yot he is an enthusiastic tunes every month is known far and has been stolen, I follow him into some most files roach the palace win PORTLAND AND SAN FRANCISCO. rider on shank's mare every day. He other county, and locate him on a given near. Chances in the drawings are dows on the corner toward the walks from his up-town house to the farm. I give tlie name of »lie thief and eagerly taken by all classes. How Passing through the Beautiful Standard Oil building, more than four locate him. This is also done just be opera-house and tho armory, there, many persons have been suddenly fore I leave, for reasons whVli will be yes, there is the Kaiser, saluting as miles, every day. That is the reason Willamette, Umpqua and Hogue why he lie keeps a clear' ^ye, Ve unwrinkled made rich by this institution would be apparent A very singular incident they pass. “Here he is,” "Here he Is,” River Valleys. is cried, and the crowd wave their hats face and a good diglsl ition.— N. hard to tel’.—the number would almost occurred, to mein Indinnalast sunffitor. and handkerchiefs and stout: “Hurra! Aeyllght view, of Mt. Hood, Mt. St Helens, Times-Democral. I was in a neighborhood where a rich seem incredible. It can be safely said, Oh, Hurra!" Tire gra«! old man be- Willamette Fells. Mt. Jefferson. The Three old lady had lost $t6,000-in-bond*iwwt Pieters, Mt Pitt, Table Rock, McCloud River, however, that residents of every State hind the wiiidliW smiles in response Soda Springs. CesHe Peaks, Strawberry Valtoy jewelry. The box had been |aken out —Omaha Dame—“You must be re in the Union have profited by it. One of her honse during her absence, and and salutes again and again, and then, (Sissons). Ml. Shasta. Sicram-nto River and San Pablo Bay, making tills trip one of tbe ferring to Will Winkum?” Old school with tho slow unsteadiness of lige, finest In tho country. of the many made happy by the last there was absolutely no cluo to the mate—“Why, of course, the young man drawing was W. H. Anthony, a dairy robber. She offered me $590 to recov turns away, and all is over. who pestered you to marry him. I was You feel better in some way, repub man of Houston, Texas, who held one- er the property. I knew I conldn't do afraid at one time you would take him tenth of 50,255, which drew the cap it, but she btijig on and was so urgent lican though you are and living in a to get rid of him.” “I found a better Trains Leaves Portland at 4:00 P. m . dally. ital prize of $150,000, collected by that to get rid of her I wont infb a lA-ellng time, that you have taken off plan than that. I am rid of him now Wells, Fargo & Co.’s Express, through trance and ‘saw’ the box in the loft o$ your hat with the rest; for the Kaiser 7aj|AA. Arr.in fian Francisco »7,/IAA. i W m . Second Moreda* / .4U m . forever. He won’t even live In the the firm of T. W. House of Houston. an old log .house which I remembered has the love of most of.his subjects and same house with me." “How lucky. The other tenth of this ti«ket was Seeing en the highway four or five miles the respect of all; he has been, per haps, the most fortunate European Mtag’inig’ only 520 ÌVIIlers What did you do?” “Married him to held by Mr. George H. Zipp of the from her house. I told her that if the my daughter.”— Omaha World* ruler of the century, though not with Between Ashland ami Col®*«.--------- same place. ThiB gentleman, accom- box hail been remortid from there it out long wailing and deferred hopes; ' panied by his son, arrived in the city was during a thunder-storm, at which ' PULLMAN hUFFKT 8LEEPBR8 —“And is this to be the end of all?" Wednesday night, and on presenting he has lieen a hard worker, a plain man time I could not See. Well, take my ■his ticket at the company’s office the in a plain house, whose life has nevor Between Portland and Ashland, Cole's and said O'Reilly De Vere, as he seized the Sen Francisco. head for a football if she didn’t send a girl's hand. “That is about the size of following morning was handed a check been an easy one an I whose last days man off on ahorse that very evening; it," she replied, coldly. “You tell me od the New Orieans National Batik. are not altogether sweet—and he is He was greatly in nerd pf the money, and inside of an hour he was back with ninety years old. — Cor. Chicago Timee. Ticket Office, Corner F and Front Streets, that your employer has refused to raise Portland, Oregon. your salary?” “Yes,” cried the youth, and on the receipt of ihe news of liis tho box! Yes, sir, found it exactly E. P. ROGERS, Gen. T. fc P. Agt. good luck he fairly wept with j >y. where I said it was; and tlie old lady eagerly; “but next >jrear—” “Excuse —Mrs. Homespun has ahnbijof hiding counted me out $500 in the cleanest R. KOEHLER, Manager. Mr. Zapp is a native of Germany, l>tit me,” she interrupted with Acetic frigid things almut the house so successfully kind of greenbacks. My stock in that for th« past eight years has made Ills ity, “but I am not investing in futures that when site goes to look for them she heighborhood went up one hundred home in Houston, where he‘bas b«en —not this week.”— Tid-itils. can nqt for .the life, of her tell where clerking in a cotion press. He is a per cent at once, and I reaped a gold she stowed them. But she has the large, fine looking man, 55 years of en harvest before I left I suppose the —To the idlejndiffi-n-ulsnd dilatory, satisfaction of feeling that should any age, and has a wife and three children. box was t.-^ken by a tramp, and he was existence ar>n censes to', have any body break hi to steal, she would never He ha. not decided what use he will just sharp up to realize that auy at charm; the only way to ni ilhtuTn an make of ilia newly found fortune, but tempt to soil tlie stilfr would rwnlt in know whether those things were stolen Interest ’n life, is to participate in its or not I will look out for some profitable way sending him to State Yrrison. H« hid it labors and struggles. —“Little boys, what are you doing of investing it. Mr. Zapp has visited away, perhaps intending to recover it —Mistress — Bridget, every thing in New Orleans before and will remain some day, but my trance came in ah«a<J with all that mud?” “Plcath, tlfir. we’s -f him.”— N. Y. Sun. dess pilin’ it np in two big piles.” I the hon»r is covered with dost,»I can't here several days to renew old ac stand this duet any longer. Bridget- “But what are you going to do with it?" quaintances. Do as I do mum —don't pay any atten Apropos of Mr. Zapp’s visit to this PERSONAL AND IMPE.HSONAL. “We's goln’ to play editor. Tommy's tion to it — 7'exns Siltings. "City it might he mentioned that his ’V"-—ATIttxburgh boy's life was saved going to he a 'puHicAn editor mr Fs ~ ¿_’JIwo Pnpfls »tn IDearj — -—J nephew, Mr. Qosini Z»pp, ^of Round by a medal, wh;ch whjch he had jtist Mist won for gain’ to be a democrat editor, an’ we’^ When er my «w«ett>eart I e«py goin' to pelt each other dess as the Top, Texas, came hereon a Similar m.i tnarksmanrthip; intercepting a pistol- W’howe hrart T teach a« love unfolds, fortulv editors does.”— CUeago News. errand if May. 1885. He WMSlfP the -—tWadeaWyaoayi-elMarmrayw-------------- —First OmAha Man—“Going awaj A well-beloved pupil hold«. winner of Ila,000 The money he put “-Mr». Charles W. Peterson, of Phil- — Texcu /Hflingt- out in land and stock in Fayette this summer?" Second Omaha M in - sdelphia, widow of the founder of Peter- —To trjr to make other« comfortable, county, Texas. To-day he is one ok "No. Can't afford iL" “Rent yottt ton's Magasine, has decided to publish is the only way to get right com forb the most prominent farmers in that house furnished?” •■Tried that once ind edit the magazine herself. able onreelvea, anti that comes partly section of the country, and it bleised Cost more for repairs than the ren —Three ladies of Mendocino, CaL, of not being able to ,think ao ntuch with a happy family and has all the came to." “Then lock it up?” “» about ourselves when we are helping comforts of life. An investment of $1 while taking a stroll in the woods last. tried that once, too; It's tooexpensivs.'' other people. Fqr ourselves will al in The Louisiana Blate Lottery startsd Sunday, started a deer, which their dog "Expensive?” “Yea, a gas meter goc ways do pretty well, if w* don’t pay him on the road to prosperity —.Ver caught, and ths ladies held it and eat like a steam-engine when there la n< its throat. thorn too much attention iMoasw Areyune, Aug. 13. am to watak K"-0aMta ALL'S B iraft LAKSJlteST_______n l.Tl|«r«lor. a»u>«« «urta «/ J P. AlkaVss. r*al. POWDER Absolutely Pure. This powder never virloe. A marvel of oar ■trent-ti *nd wholeeorneoee«. More e. onomlcluhrin Uon wdh*// kJ'“ V1,11 ew",0‘ U •oW ln <«“>P«G- Uon with til» multitude ot low tert, ehort wuliht Ì l '.V’ o iT •ww,1,n- So'-l «by In muz lUnei. B asl S o Bo*nu Co.-, loa Wall Sirvot, N. T. N CkeiiulL Toilet Articles.. am Sundries C THE MT. SHASTA ROUTE, Oregon & California R. 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