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T H E B O N N E Y I U E FR ID AY, JANUARY 1, 1087 SEVEN D A M C II R O N I C L E ■ ■U Ul ULU iU Via JUl .j'AJJLUBy Here's a Smart Rug That's Easy to Make Ask Me Another £ A General Quiz © Bell Syndicate.— WNU Service. 1. By what country were doub loons coined? 2. In politics, what is a refer endum? ». Who was father of Mary Queen of Scots? 4. What was a corvette? 5. What are the two chief is lands of New Zealand called? 6. What is the atlas bone? 7. What is an Eurasian? 8. Who was Pluto’s wife? 9. What president of the U. S. had Rutherford for his first name? 10. What is a collect? Answ ers 1. Spain. 2. The reference of some ques tion to a vote of the people. 3. James V of Scotland. 4. A wooden war vessel. 5. North Island and South Is land. 6. The top-most bone of the spine. 7. One of mixed European and Asiatic blood. 8. Persephone (or Prosperpine). 9. Hayes. 10. A short prayer. 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E WNU—13 53-36 THE CHEERFUL CHERUB I love the big wind of the night, 5o strong &nd unending it .seems. It blows Prom the. Future with hope, It blows from the dim pt-st with dreems. fUlS 12 W S The Social Register ANTA MONICA, CALIF. —Those who warm their aristocratic hands at the so cial register, take comfort from the latest issue of that priceless volume. It seems that, if a well-born lady weds a night club playboy with a head suitable for a handle on a dollar umbrella, she stays put. But if she is married to a gen uine gentleman, such as Gene Tun- ney is, or a gifted orchestra l e a d e r , such as Eddie Duch- in, out she goes. The c h a r m i n g granddaughter of a poor Irish immi grant qualifies as an entry, which is as it should be, in any language. But when she takes for a hus band the son of a IrvinS. Cobb Poor Jewish immi grant, whose blem ish is that he’ s a professional song writer—and one of the greatest song writers alive — her name is scratched off the sacred scroll. Yet what’s an old family but a family that advertises that it’ s old? And what is society except a lot of people who keep proclaiming that they are society until the rest of us believe them? * • * Protecting Human Game. OR the preservation of the less ening wild fowl, the govern ment stands pat by its ruling that ducks may no longer be lured to hunting grounds which have been baited for them and then bagged. But one shudders what would hap pen to Wall street if practically the s-m e system now in vogue for gar nering in the human game was ever abolished on the stock exchange. Still, why not leave well enough alone? If there was no margin gambling available for cleaning the poor things, they’d bet their money on horse racing or the old Span ish prisoner game or something. * • • Liberty League Marriages. 'T 'H E rotogravure sections reveal A that they’ ve just opened a fresh crate of du Ponts, too late to qual ify for membership in the Liberty League, because th e Liberty League, alas, is dead of overnour ishment, but in ample time to fill up the background at the approach ing marriage of the President’ s fine son, Franklin Delano, Jr., and a charming daughter of the royal family of Delaware. That's one wedding where the ushers will do well to see that the families are seated in separate pews during the ceremony, because somebody might tactlessly be re minded of little things that came up during the heat of the late cam paign. Otherwise, in the customary re galia of shad-bellied coats and striped trousers, it will be difficult to distinguish a champion of the rights of the great common people from an entrenched wretch of the ruggedly individualistic group. • • • Playing the Ponies. ACING starts soon out in Holly wood, and the stars and star- ines may have to make their pic tures between events at Santa Ani ta because they’ll have absolutely no time for fiddling around studios. To risk my modest wagers on, I’ m looking for a horse named Vir ginia Creeper or else Trailing Arbu tus. Then when I lose, as I always do, I can’ t say my choice wasn’ t appropriately named. If I had a bet on Paul Revere’ s nag, Paul never would have made that famous ride of his. Somewhere between Concord and Lexington, a constable would have pinched him for blocking the highway. F R IRVIN S. COBB. ® — W N U Service. mes OLD m im iv iN f r IN1WÎ ODD W M SUE sm BLUEr- IS SIX FK T TWO INCUeS TAU AND WEI6IK ns POUNDS. sue is an e x P tc i at weErruNGr. SUE- DOES U&K. B ouncing - for a CHICAGO TMIECM. P attern 5699 ftecLll Mitchell oft Dkicajo, DU. Jladif Do une at i& v e a lf The Dionne Quints Through the Eyes of My Old Guide ERCY HAMILTON, the P best guide and fisherman along the whole Gatineau chain, recently hied himself to Callender, Ontario for the single purpose of casting eyes upon the Dionne quints. He disappeared upon the precise date when I needed him most. While this upset me to begin with, there was nothing to do but forgive him when I learned his motive. “ Couldn’ t you,” I asked, “ have had an eyeful of those kids after the bass season closed?” “ I could that,” replied Percy, stretching his suspenders from un der his armpits, “ and had just as good a look at ’ em as anybody else leaning over the fence around Doc tor Dafoe’ s hospital, where he has charge of the babies in the name of the king, but something said ‘go to it, Perc.’ It is only a few miles less than three hundred from my house to his, just a few hours across coun try in my timber-hopping gasoline tank, and worth two days of any man’ s time. I sure could have waited. But being the kind of a man I am*, crazy about children, the father of four girls of my own, and with all my wife’ s womenfolks r ’ ar- in’ to get into my jitney for a round trip to Callender, what the hell was I to do but say, ‘Come with me to the quintuplet show and have a look.’ ” Becomes Conducted Tour. Percy ug-.* "it!»* out his sus penders, whici; ,K j*ved back with a loud crack like t a beaver makes when slapping the water with his tail. “ You did exactly the right thing, Mr. Hamilton, and it is my pleasure to be among the first to congratu late you. How many ladies were in your party?” “ About five that I could see,” an swered my old guide, “ and no less than a dozen that I could only hear. They seemed to swarm into the back seat at every crossroad along the way. You’ d have thought that at least half of them were the moth ers of the quints and wanted to slip the old Doc some new stuff on what was best to be done right away, or take the consequences. A tire blow out anywhere along the route and Just a simple square, repeated and joined together forms this smart rug. You’ll love doing the colorful squares in varied colors, and, in no time at all, you’ll have enough completed to make this stunning rug. Here’s one way to turn useless rags into something worthwhile, though rug wool or canalewicking may also be used. Done in Germantown the squares would make a handsome cushion or chair set. In pattern 5699 you will find complete instruc tions and charts for making the square shown; an illustration of it and of the stitches needed; ma terial requirements. To obtain this pattern send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle Household Arts Dept., 259 W. Fourteenth street, New York, N. Y. Write plainly pattern number, your name and address. I would have been massacred. Thanks to careful driving, keeping the front wheels on the road while negotiating corduroy b r i d g e s through overflow c o u n t r y , we bumped along at 30 miles an hour and about 4 p. m. made the front fence of what Dr. Dafoe calls the Dionne hospital. “ The two provincial police, who keep the line moving and see that the roads are kept open, saw right away that we had come to see the quints, and not the crowd. ‘From Indian land holdings have been which way, Jack?’ asked one of increased by 2,100,000 acres in 17 them. ‘Hamilton’ s Landing, Lake states in the past three years. McGreggor, with Grand Lake just More cattle are owned by more over the hill. Three hundred miles Indians today than at any time to the south, officei, the best bass during the past two decades. water in Quebec. These ladies with me are my kinfolk,’ says I. ‘And can we see the quints?’ ‘Sure thing. Keep your eyes on the glass-fronted W A T C H o Y ° UR veranda, where they show up when the notion takes them. A good look free of charge if you have pa tience.’ ” Pa Dionne Gets Fan Mail. Medical Authorities recognize the value o f a balanced Alkaline Re My old guide did another suspen serve as an aid to cold prevention. der stretch, firing both barrels in unison. “ When you stop to think! that the Canadian kids are the only j ones out of 35 sets of quintuplets contribute to your Alkaline Re born during the last 500 years that serve because they contain an came through r’ arin’ and are still alive,” continued Mr. Hamilton, “ why wouldn’t I stick around to have an eyeful?” “ Man alive!” exclaimed the guide from Lake MacGreggor, and Grand, just over the hill, “ I saw them come out in ones, twos and—I was about to say threes, but you know what I mean, until the five of them were in sight. Mind you, the windows, some new-fangled patent, allows O m atter how m uch your people outside to see in but the back aches and you r nerves quints can’t see out. Good idea, scream, y ou r husband, because he that. Five girls at any age couldn’ t is on ly a m an, can never under stand w hy y o u are so hard to live take it without blowing up. I’m the •with one week in every month. father of four—born one at a time— T o o often the honeym oon ex and I know. I sure do know.” press is wrecked b y tho nagging tongue o f a three-quarter wifo. T he A forward gesture from the arm- wise wom an never lets her husband pit out, a crack like a pistol shot kn ow b y outw ard sign that she is and Mr. Hamilton continued, “ It a victim o f periodic pain. was good business for the govern F or three generations ono wom an has told another how to go “ smil ment to take over the job of bring in g through” w ith L ydia E. P ink- ing those girls up under Dr. Dafoe, h am ’sO feg eta b le C om pound. I t leaving Mr. and Mrs. Dionne time helps N ature ton e up the system, to raise the kisds they have left. thus lessening tho discom forts from th e fu n ctio n a l d isord ers w h ich They have six other singlets living, wom en m ust endure in tho threo a nine-pounder following the quints, ordeals o f life: 1. Turning from who weighed, the whole five of girlhood to wom anhood. 2. Pre them, less than ten pounds at paring fo r m otherhood. 3. A p proaching “ m iddle ago.” birth.” D o n 't be a three-quarter wife; More suspender artillery from tako L Y D r A E. P I N K f I A M ’9 Mr. Hamilton. “ Not yet three years V E G E T A B L E C O M P O U N D and G o “ Smiling T hrou gh .“ of age, they are now worth close to a million dollars. Old man Dionne gets a bigger fan mail than Clark Gable. At 50 cents a throw, he drags down $700 a week for his sig nature, while Mrs. Dionne, the Nature can more quickly expel Infection when most-talked-abaut mother in the sided by internal medication of recognized merit world, is in the money a dozen dif ferent ways. I'll say it’ s coming to her.” HAVE RECOGNIZED MERIT Indians Wealthier LUDEN'S * ALKALINE FACTOR WOMEN WHO HOLD THEIR MEN NEVER LET THEM KNOW N FOR COLDS S & lic o n T a b l e t s © — W N U Service. '
