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TH F Tall Fellow $*6& t T h e ta lle s t m a n in h is to ry , a c c o rd in g to the re c o rd o f a ll au th en tica ted cases, liv e s to d a y in B u sh ire, Ira n . A lth o u g h on ly 20 y e a r s o f a g e and s till g ro w in g , this P e r s ia n g ia n t is ten fe e t six inch es in h e ig h t and w e ig h s 450 H aile’s P rivate Treasury pounds. In c id e n ta lly , h e is so ANTA MONICA, CALIF. w e a k th at he can n ot w a lk o r hold — H a d it n o t b een a fo r e ig n up his head fo r m o r e than a few m in u tes a t a tim e . — C o llie r's d is p a tc h , a fe llo w m ig h t h a v e W e e k ly . th o u g h t it r e fe r r e d to o n e o f ou r S R ead the Grape Nuts ad in anothet column o f this paper and learn how to join the D izzy Dean W inners and win valuable fre e prizes.— Adv. So W ith P o w e r B o y s fu ll o f e n e r g y n eed b * w a tc h e d m o r e c a r e fu lly than o th -! ers. 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I f one of these literary garbage collectors w ill but look about him, he’ ll find southerners who m ight m ake interesting copy and yet, ex cusing that they leave the sugar out of the corn bread and the low er case “ r ” out of the language, are pretty much like the run of their fellow Am ericans elsewhere. • • • Fill H A Y l> A M O H It O fillm ent. L ife is a grind, but it doesn t s p e c ia liz in g in lo o k in g a fte r a lw a ys m ak e things smooth. w id o w s ’ an d o r p h a n s ’ fu n d s, D on 't use your com m on sense and having a neat line of Euro so m uch to take your frien ds to pean securities to dispose of. and task. B e thankful that they like prominent in w el fare work and up you. lift movements in Despair Often Close his home commu F e w know the thin partitions nity — in short, a that sep a rate th eir fe llo w m en typical specimen of from despair. sub - variety that I f you ’ re going to be lon esom e seemed to sort of an yw a y, w hy not clim b to the top peter out in the of the lad d er o f fam e? years im m ediately L ife is but a fleetin g show— yet following 1929, some it is the best show m an has on quitting by request, earth. some by indict- - a r . h ment and some just vanishing into space, taking with them the clients' rem aining cash assets, if any. But this happened to be a cable gram from Geneva stating that, when E m peror Haile and F arew ell ! S IG N TH IS BASEBALL Selassie hurriedly departed from i W ILL YOU. 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