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About The Bonneville Dam chronicle. (Bonneville, Or.) 1934-1939 | View Entire Issue (April 11, 1935)
“ bluff." In this gutne you have the commanding cards or you hare not. If you have the top Published every Thursday in hand, you take great pains to the interests of the Bonneville see that your opponents do not By B. 8. II1LL "What do you take for your it ' B dam area. discover this fart until you have snmlula?" I married a girl with willowy linos. induced them to wager all that “ A glaaa of wine at regular It * For 1 thought that she would save my dimes. E d itor | they think their hands are worth tervala." Mark A. Shields, at that particular period of the “ Does that make you sleep?" She was then a chicken and not a hen. John H. Travis, Business Manager game. Your every endeavor Is to "No, but It makua me satisfy But. “ O, my gosh," she has changed since then. make it appear that your hand to slay awake.” Editorial and Business Office in |s not gy powerful as it appears Her voice was low and soft and sweet. Bonneville. Oregon. Mechanical I to you Mrs. Brown: "1 was very m«o She stepped about on duinty feet. Department in Cascade Locks. Quite on the contrary if you ashamed of you, Jack, tit see yM have a weak hand, but still have A Fairy shoe would have fit her then. dust the chair you sal on at Mn Official publication for American designs on the "pot." although French's. I saw her little bo< But. "H oly Cats,” she has changed since then. Legion post No. $8, Bonneville. trying not to disclose your lack watching yon." Oregon. of strength, you bend our diplo She tipped the scale* at ninety-eight. Jack: " I saw him. too. but Ii matic skill to the bellttlement of SUBSCRIPTION RATES And had the height to match her weight too old a fish to bo caught oa i your opponents' cards and the bent pin." By Carrier laudation of your own hand. If And did not pine for lack of men. One month ................... 20 cents you can “ drive them out” with But. oh my Lord, she’s changed since then. Three months .............. 50 cents your false impression of superior- She was called the town M is. With my two hands I spanned her waist. someone waa always ringing b«r !t you become the winner in that By Mall up! Three months ................... $0.50 particular skirmish. She dressed to dainty and with such taste. Poker, however, is a game, and Six months ...... $1.00 Two yards of silk would havo dresaed the wren. One year .......................... $2.00 the tactics employed are such that Officer: "I**l me nee your urli. are to be used only in the game. Ing license." But, oh, my heavens, she’s changed since then. The average American does not G irl: "W ell, as a matter of fid But, never-the-leaa— why get the blues. OUR PROGRAM play poker in dealings with his I don’t happen to have It on l . fellows. License, with a mutual It’s a game of chance— to win or lose. 1. Incorporate the town. but if It will nave you any both« understanding, is allowed In the 2. Create a water district. 1 can assure you It's very mar. Lucky's the. guy that draws and wins— play of the cards, that is not tol 3. Create a fire district. like any other old automob!* 1 had no luck— she gave me twins. 4. Re-organize a chamber of com erated in every-day dealings. license." Poker tactics are sometimes merce. used by men who would take an 5. Install street lights. "I>o you believe In the sarvtra unfair advantage in business af 6. Lay down side walks. of the fittest?" fairs. but a man who plays at the jJc q{ KaBtern Oregon, Eastern flee and let them catch us a good " I don’t believe In the surdn. dg game of life and is g ii ty <> Washington and Southern Idaho, batch of salmon, PUBLIC HOSPITALS of anybody. I am an undertaker* such practices Is soon marked. and „ wl„ ^ unfortunate for In recent years there has de and even when he would play The Dalles. Culbertson continue« to leadslu Slow Walter (In Isindon r* *v veloped a growing demand for fair." he is given no credence. There Is a vast awakening, up his 150-rubber match with P. taurant): " I ’onr coffee, sir; Hi publicly owned hospitals where We Americans have our rule«. and down the r|Ter Towna on Hal Simses. That will be fasrlnat- special from Mouth America. <tr * people in poor health and poor many of which are unwritten, for ^ Columbla w„ , deV(slop and Diner <sarcastically) : "Oh. a circumstances may receive treat guidance in the sober search for Krow; lndu8tr|t, w,„ deTelop to Ing news to the fellow who does ment without the stigma of ac our daily bread as well a* for our ut|,|xe cheap poWer from Honne- not know where his next meal Is that is where you’ve been." coming from. cepting charity being attached to minutes of relaxation. The rules "A ll we need now.” roared tb vllle dam and other dams. political speaker, "Is a worsts! them. do not seem to be consistent, but Government agencies and practice shows that A bill passed by the lower m ajority." they are LEARNING TO TH IN K others are coming to realize that practical. house In Congress would prohibit “ You’re wrong." yelled s »«ary an amazing number of people are At a critical stage in the af soldiers drafted for service from listener. "W hat we need Is i u incapable of supporting them fairs w» of u a certain Institution « one - .Mt.i, M>.ii lun.i.u.iuu mw fighting abroad. W© are glad we Jorlty working." R !\ K R TOWNS AW -. Qf tbe more intelligent employes own no stock In a cognac distil- selves, due to their physical con From The Dalles to Lewiston broUKht Bmi|^ of der,a|on from lery. dition. It is coming to be an ac An Ohio girl of five already! and far up the Co um ..i own gome jesa intelligent fe llo w s _________________________________ cepted fact, too. that mental Ill a vocabulary o f *,#*0 *urà and communities are looking for- ...... ” * " .c o ness is often directly traceable ward to the day when steamboats * remarking earnestly: What a pain ahe la going to be t» "Wt to the physical condition of a will return to an open river and , her husband when ahe grow« ay ** Iiave somebody who could LITTLE KNOWN FACTS patient. So, all in all. health of grain can be dropped downstream s 1 dJ)* n and and think and the masses beomes an important to market at a low freight rate. 1 “ ** ~ ___________ ” 1« your daughter happily mar factor in dealing with economic The people of Portland and the To unthinking It seemed a ried. Saphlra?” conditions, locally and national Willamette valley do not apprecl- t,m® for aol,on— "ome action. 1,111 Wald, former Seattle base, "V an u m i ahe’a got a husbaM ly. ate what an open river Is going aajr acUon Just so it was action. Jail r«»b catcher, works In the dat's akeered to death of her.” Throughout the country a to mean to Eastern Oregon and had no P,an t(> Propose, no kitchen of the Community Cen- younger school of doctors is urg Eastern Washington, for they r,f* action to recommend. The t,,r cafe under Hy Frager. She 'Why ao thoughtfol ing public ownership of hospitals have never had to wrestle with 1 »king man realized, as they • • • dear?" In this they are running counter the problem of getting wheat and ' d not- l ^at to malta a definite Kenneth Piper, Locks resident He: " I have one dollar ov« to wishes of older physicians, wool and fruit to ship’s side at a vaDCe there must be some goal, spent many years in South Amerl- this week and can’t rem era be who have established a practice a transportation cost which will some marks by which to set a ca. which Installment I forgot U and do not care to be disturbed permit growers to enjoy a reas- by which to direct eager- • • * par." in their life’s work. onable return from their labors. .[° ,* “ * | Chare« Bombrldge, manager of Hospitals are beginning to I Not all communities sense the 11 *" Interesting to note ln this the Bonneville Mercantile I^ady Customer: " I see thk sense the growing demand for ?aning of a deep channel up the ^ ect,OD |rend of thought waa in Alaska at the time o, the medicine Is advertised as good f « universal health, because theyj - ................ a” counties of famous ( „l,i rash and as a result they are ° f man,r man and beast." realize that there is at least some Columbia negligent about organizing and he H,ate who are taklg advant- ikrugglst: "Y e a ." justice in the demand of the fel borrowlng federal funds with • a course* of study of- M. A. Bousha. General-Shea Customer; 'NJlmme a botti». I low who wants an operation for| whlch to build docks and ware- ® ®d th,) *tate through the , believe It’s the right combinati« his chid or for his wife or for houses. Should these communl- * ” a' d •/ ^ »c a tio n . Americanism. gra^ e ■“ * for my huaband." himself and does not possess the| ties fail to awaken to their op- Political economy. government J u ite |*B Portllnd h / HWn*d * money with which to pay for it. portunitles they will realize too are that appeal to theae „ J V t h e S was over- A certain little girl was <!»*• Here and there hospitals are en-1 late that their trade has been of mature years. It H J o ogranh«, , „ WaF """ covered by her mother engaged 1* deavoring to head off the move taken away by some more oner- » J o * » a disposition on the part In o S m a n v #D armjr new'- a spirited encounter with a »null ment by performing, or providing getlc and enterprising neighbor, i ° ar* e body of the people to be friend who had got considerably facilities for the forming of oper- | At The Dalles the people are " 1 “ * ^ aBI,u,ne their share of ' * * ations among the impoverished -- — . the duties that have been shirk- “ ■ Halub, General-Shea con worsted In the quarrel. families of their district. Best ex preparing to vote on a proposed ed or treated with complete in- foren>an. 1» a University of "Don’t you know, dear," ample is the action of a Fall Riv band issue for terminals which difference. It Is a definite step ^ ' ^Kan graduate and once u «n - the mother, "that It Is very wick er, Mass., hospital, where surge would accommodate ocean-going forward on the way to a solution ed a big construction ornpany In ed to behave so? It wns Sat»» ons righted the stomach of 13- vessels. The Dalles will become of our great national problems. Akron, Ohio. that put It Into your head to poll • • • Elsie’s hair." year-old "Jimmy” Neilson. This an Inland seaport, almost 250 miles from the ocean. Into It will hospital has announced that any Lieutenant Bonny Whltsett, "W ell, perhaps It was.” tk flow barges, carrying the pro child needing an operation may second In command of the gov child admitted; "but kicking b«f THIS AND THAT receive treatment. Irrespective of duce of a vast empire; and from ernment police force, who was shins was entirely my own Ides" it will depart barges carrying its parents’ economic position. overseas In the Infantry during gasoline and other necessities of Julius Meier, home from a trip the World war, until he was bad HE HHOr TKK WORKS life to the people ln a far flung cast, t»Us newspaper reporters ly gassed and sent home, spent The Arm and Navy Journal BUBBLING IS OUT hinterland. It Is reported that . that h ®«nots nothing about poli- seven years In the Portland police tells the story o f an office* Poker has been called the The Dalles people may defeat tne Uc# at aalt,m The pubjfc d0es department. aboard ship who sent a deck hand not be||eve he knows anything great American game. It has also hnnit is«ue. Should this occur • • • below with Instructions to break been called by the name of will be unfortunate for the pub- about statesmanship, either. "Chick” Johnson, government up a crap game. The sailor dl* • • • mimeograph artist, has preached appeared for the better part ol W ill Rogers says It takes two the Evangelistic Faith from a cor an hour. Upon his return his *•* minutes for the large busses to ner In Hyde Park, London, on pnrlor officer demanded: pass a given point. He must be the same platform with George "Did you succeed In breakln* speaking of California, where the Bernard Shaw. up that gam e?" stages are limited to 60 miles an "Y e «, »ir/ replied the gob. hour. "W ell, what In thunder H P W lA Ii DELIVERY • • • First Veteran: Things look had you so long?" Relief Administrator Hopkins over In Europe. What are you go "W ell, sir,’ explained the sslto*’ pounds his desk and angrily In ing to do If we have another war? I had only two blta to st*rt sists that "white collar people Second Veteran: I think I’ll w ith!” have got to do something." We Just stay borne and let ’em send x wish he would send one to our of- mn my medals by parcel post. 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