The Bonneville Dam chronicle., April 11, 1935, Image 10

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Bee. Well, I warned you."
"Yeah, I got stung plenty.”
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Clara— I wunt a million and a
man.
T H E R E W A S A R EA SON
“ All very well for you to preach
economy,” said Brown’s wife, "but
I notice whenever I cut down ex
penses that you smoke better clours
and spend more for golf clubs and
things.”
"Well, confound It, what do you
suppose I want you to economize
for?” Brown demanded. — Boston
Transcript.
Getting Up in World
“How are your four sons getting
on?”
“ The youngest Is still at college,
the next Is apprentice In a bank, the
third Is a bank cashier and the
eldest Is already in America.”— Zu­
rich Schwelzer Illustrlerte.
Skeptic
Math. Professor— Now, Mr. Zilch-
guard, If I lay three eggs here and
five eggs there, how many will I
have?
Mr. Zilchguard (skeptically) — I
don’t believe you can do It, air.