The Hood River glacier., November 12, 1925, Image 7

HOOD RIVER GLACIER, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1925
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This shows some of the holds
utilized by Frankie Burns, who
will meet Fred Mortensen on the
mat at the K. P. Hall.
houae, “yon are last, but not leaned."—
Cincinnati Enquirer
“Has yon-all named de new baby yie,
Mrs. Joiinslng?" her next-door neigh­
bor inquired.
"Not yit,” was the reply. "Ah wants
to name her Adenoid, but mail hue­
ban's set on callin’ her Hernia.".—
Clipped.
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W. C. T. U. NOTES
WBE6TL»
U m S
This is the Championship Belt now held by Theodore Thye
up his mind to possess it. If he wins
another early try at the belt.
which ha« fallen; 1 right handed pig
scraper; 2 old barrows, coming in
soon; 1 wheelbarrow, can pa«e, trot or
gallop and not afraid of automobiles
or Ford«; 1 broken milk stool; 2 emp­
(By Will 8. Bates)
ty corn crib», with springs complete;
Uh Huh!
1 rocking chair, b«4ter than new, with
Sure, this world Is full of trouble,
a game leg; 2 leaking unwaslidble milk
I ain't said It ain’t.
Italia, good a» new; 1 left handed flap­
Ixirti! I've had enough, and double,
jack turner; 1 old fashion<«d woman's
Bea»on for complaint.
bustle, make a gttod selective antenny
Rain and storm have come to fret m««, and other art-culls to noomrus to men­
Hkte» are often gray;.
tion. Fr«e lunch at high no«tn at two
Thorns and bramble« have be»et me
lilt« apiece. ’ Bringyer cups. All sums
On tile road—but «ay,
of $25 and under cash, and over that
Ain't It fine today?
amt. II months to (tay at 7 p. c.
—Gopher Areanagrain.
I. R. Gr«»ene, Owner.
I. Will Hniphel, Auctioneer.
Must a Been Pupils
Wright M. Quick, Clerk.
“Dora arrested "every eye from the
Instant she laid aside her cloak.’'—
Bill Newby Says
Illustration in Woman's Home Com­
A Chicago man has taught two ca-
panion.
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aim«» to chew tobacco, When he runs
,
The Poor Boob
ont he Roes to the dogs.
One movement on foot ft that of a
A city man who txiught a farm near
Trout lake found that agriculture did man without a car.
J amhm * auto nuts are moat dangerous
not return the promising dividends he
had hop«*d for ; consequently he <h«- when one of them 1« driving.
In these days of short aklrta, the
clded to disiMme of thé whole lot. Her««
1» the list he took to the printing office: girl who want» to be vaccinated has to
One Jersey mare, 20 years old ; one take it Internally.
Th«« t*ee, in proportion to its size, la
team of mules, one with r««d hair and
Some freckles, th«? other cr<jes-«>yed 36 times a» strong as s horse, So to
•nd no voice; 11 De lavai cow» with a pole cat.
ice cream attachments; 2 I. II. C. rid­
Gosh!
ing heifers, good a» new; 10 Plymouth
Bock milk cows; 4 Yorkshire y«*arling Into my «lulling rosebud mouth
eSlvt-a, 0 year» old; 72 Berk«hire The smiling lart««r hooks
sheep: 24 dapple grey Monorky chick­ III» linger, and pull» i( awry
ens; 10 Holstein Jersey roosters, 1 To get the whiskers in the nooks
Durham hen, soon fresh ; 1 John Ihvre At either corner; and a«ks—
binder,' with foal ; Poland China bolt­ And giv««« my head a scratch or t wo­
sled, good lay««r ; 1 cultivator that can "Your head is very unclean, don't
be ridden or driven by chicken ; 1 new You think you need a nice sham-poo?”
«•utter, runs fin«« if driven slow ami Then he says: “You need a nice mas­
sage,”
smooth ; 2 fallen top buggies, one of
MERRY MORAINE
But I insist that I do not.
And th«*n he blisters my poor face
With a towel reeking hot;
Then ln»ists I ought to have
A messa ton icon my hair!
And that is why I hate to sit
Me in a barber’s chair.
And all the while the barber breathes
His onion breath into m.v mug,
And hooks his finger 'neath my lip
And drag» my mouth all outa place
A bootblack fumbles at my feet.
And lM*gs and begs me with a whine
To loosen up and come across
And let him give my shoe» a shine.
Because I do not want a «hiñe,
I hate the barlwr'a hooka,
Because I want no sham-poo, and
Bees use my ftfce the tarlier eopks,
Because I care for no maHHage.
And want no tonic rubbed in me,
I hdte to do it, but am forced
To use a safety razor, see?
Our Home Town Minsi-ruls
Bones: Whs-what am de dlffranta
'tween a young fellah, an ol’ man n’ a
worm?
Interlocutor: Well Ham, what is the
difference between a young fellow, an
old man and s worm?
Bones: D-d-d-dey ain no dlffrunts ;
de chicken gits ’em all!
Repartay
Commy: Old scout, why doya keep
them chix in such a small pen for?
Uncle Wee Wee: Aw. dlddencha
know thet chickens get tuff If they run
around too much?
Huh, Git th* Ax
. The man med 10 houses in a row..
The bouses were all rented but the end
one. “Ah," said the man to the end
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TWICE DAILY
Phone
10 32
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Phone
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3 lbs. Powdered Sugar for
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fresh ground every day ......
Scoco Shortening, made from
pure vegetable oil, per lb. ..
20c
Borden's, Carnation or Alpine
CCp
Milk, tall cans, 6 for..................
California Head Rose Rice,
3 lbs for................... ..........
25c
White Beans, 3 lbs. for
California Red Mexican Beans OÇ,
3 pounds for.............................
Seedless Raisins in bulk,
3 lbs. for................
27c
20c
. Drop in any day.
None Such Mince Meat,
per pkg.........................
15c
Campbell’s Tomato Soups,
3 for................................
25c
Sinclair’s Full Cream Cheese,
per lb.........................
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Mixed Candy, 2 lbs. for
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The following resolutions were
adopted at the convention :
Realizing that the work of the W.
C. T. Ü. has never tx«eu more impor­
tant than at the present time, we con­
secrate ourselves anew to the task of
educating ths youth of our state in the
principles for which we stand.
Recognizing that there to a danger­
ous crime wave aweping over our
country and believing that the W. C.
T. U. to always active in creating pub­
lic sentiment which is necessary to
combat thia «langer which to a menace
to our free institutions,
Therefore, Be it Resolved, That this
convention go on record as believing
all pictures should be excluded from
the screen that depict crime and in­
cite wrong ideals of life in our young
people and be it further resolved, that
we ask onr papers, local and state, to
exclude from their columns the de­
tails of crime, believing that constant
familiarity create« desire to imitate
and that they refrain from large head-
1 inert and first page place to the same.
Resolved, That this convention go
on record as offering anew our un­
qualified endorsement of God’s Holy Oh green were the forests, as I walked
Book and that we raise our voice in
on my way,
disapproval and deplore any line of Bright were morning dews as bloaoo
teaching in the name of Christ and
In May,
Hto Church that will undermine confi­ And dark were th«« sycamore's leaf to
dence and faith in the literal inspira­
behold.
tion of the Infallible Word of God.
The oak's tender leaf was of emerald
Whereas, much thought by high pur­
and gold.
posed officials and legislators bas been
The
thrush from the tree, the lark
given to enact just, proper and wise
from the cloud,
enforcement laws, and to place the
same upon the statute books of our Their chorus of rapture sang jovial
and loud.
state and.
Whereas, the forces of evil are per­ From the green azure sky to ths soft
grassy ground.
sistent in breaking and defying many
laws, especially the so called lîry There was beauty above us,
and around.
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laws, and
Whereas, such open defiance to our
The
mild
southern
breeze
brought a
laws to largely responsible for defeat­
shower from the hill.
ing the purposes and work of the
Women's Christian Temperance Union, And yet though it left me all dripping
•nd chill,
as well as to lower the National
I felt a new pleasure, as onward I
stanitard, therefore, be it
sp«-d.
Resolved, that the Women's Chris­
tian Temperance Union go on record To gaze where the rainbow gleamed
broad overhead.
endorsing, the strict enforcement of
all laws that touch on the moral con­ Oh, such be life’s journey, lot us make
duct of our people. We especially en­
it our skill
dorse the jireHent
of Dry To looe In Its blessing the
of all
Law Enforcement as
in the
1|
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actions o( General
Through sunshine and shower may onr
Whereas, the advertising of cigar­
progress be even.
ettes on the billboard and in public And onr tears add a link to the pros­
placée to a nuisance to our highways
pect of hesren. — Georgiana B.
•nd a detriment to the beat interests
of our children we recommend to the
legislative superintendent of the W.
WQMEN’S CLUB NEWS
C. T. U. that she cooperate with other
;
The hospital committee of the Wom­
organisations to steps that will lead
to the enactment of a law that will an’s club is planing a benefit card
forbid depicting the joys of the cig party and entertainment November 90
anette when by law minors are for­ at Library hall. Phone Mrs. M. B. Mc­
Carty or any of the hospital committee
bidden the use of the same.
Whereas, in the recent conference for reservations for carda. Mrs. C. A.
of representative« of the great powers Bell la in charge of entertainment
of Western Europe at Locaftao, Bwitz- Those who do not wish to play cards
ertond, a pact was signed providing phone Mrs. Bell, Mil. Refresh
will be served.
for peace in the Rhine district,
Wberea«, no p««ce can exist apart
AU kinds of rubber stamps made at
from a change of heart and conduct
on the pa ft of the signatory powers, the Glacier office.
be it
Resolved, that the W. C. T. U. of
Oregon declare heartily in accord with
such a pact and urge fervent prayer
that love and good will prevail in the
hearts and councils of said nations to
the end that real peace be established
and recommended to American stateo-
men for the furthering of the spirit
and purpose of Mid trestle« whenever
•nd wherever possible. Further be it
Resolved, that in view of the fart
that the resolution now pending In the
U. 8. Senate for the entrance of the
United Btatea into the World Court
Pneumatic Tires
with the Hnrdlng-Hughes reservation
to to be voted on December 17, we
place ourselves on record in favor of
this measure as an Important step to­
ward world peace and urge our 4bn-
stituency to promote its passage by
letters from organisations and indi­
viduals to Senator Borah, chairman,
•nd. to our own senatora.
That we express our heartfelt
thanks to Hood River unions, also to
Overhauled
Odell and Pine Grove unions and to
all who have so hospitably opened
their hemes, to the transportation com­
mittee, to the ladiee of the churches
for the splendid meals no conveniently
Good Rubber
served In the church, to the board of
the Asbury Metbodtot church for the
use of their beautiful building, to the
Chamber of Commerce and the Apple
Growers Association for courtesies
shown us, to »¡««akers, to musicians,
•nd to Mrs. Nellie Clulow, our con­
vention spœker, who boa won the
hearts of the convention by the won­
A Very Good Buy
derful spiritual uplift she has given ns.
I
Mrs Elsie B. Tobie,
- Mrs. B. B. Andrews,
TRADE AND TERMS
Mrs. J. B. Ferguson.
FOR SALE
I Good Reo Speed wagon
I Ford Truck
I Ford Delivery
I Ford Touring
Feed Department
UNION BROS. EGG MASH
100 lb. Sack..........................
From all reporta Hutcbinson’s latest
book la making a wonderful impres­
sion. Some say that It to ths greatest
book they have ever read. Well, it la
■ good book and worthy of time and
effort. To sag it to the greatest novel
ever written remains to be seen. Tims
ton greet teveler. It is «be best book
from the band and brain of the author
of “If Winter Cornea" and "This Free­
dom." We are not told how long it
took him to write the former two, but
we do know that three years elapsed
«•re "One Increasing Purpose" was giv­
en to the public. The author occupies
the role of novel-preacber, and bls ssr-
mon is timely and telling. The ques­
tion» be faces aud strives to answer
are uppermost in the minds of men and
women today. Hutchinson to not a
pessimist, and be will not popularise
peeaimtom. This book does not close
with the blighting of hope in a wild
and stormy »unset. The belief that
life for all its effort to but tragedy,
that the world to hurrying forward to
the dark, that man to the powerless
Instrument of fate, a helpless pawn on
the chessboard of the universe—this
thought, subtly and stealthily, to find­
ing Its way Into the hearts of thous­
ands In the leisure hours they give to
reading.
What are some questions of tho
novel? “Why are we here? Why does
God make us live on In a world where
materlallHm grows fat and strong while
the creative life of the spirit to
crashed? Does He have some purpose
for us? Why, th«*n, does He not speak
•nd tell us what it to? The years are
passing and we are growing old; Lord,
If you want us to go anywhere, do any­
thing, show us the way. But keep us
not In darkness and In silence.”
The principal character of this novel
is Him Paris, and Him throughout the
story straggles with the questions
which come to us daily. The author,
like Charles Dickens In bis “David
Copperfield" seems to be writing down
his own spiritual experience. The
characters in tile story are mighty
true to life. —
Him • hai three brother».
Andrew, the oldest of the family, to
married to a "dear, sweet thing” with
gold dost on her wings,—and be loves
her shape. Hto love to hardly spiritual,
rather mildly sensual. Charles, the
aeraud brother, inherits a burdensome
business which he struggles with. He
to married to a woman who is a great­
er burden than hto business.
He
craves a cottage in the vale far from
the strife of tongues, and misses the
quest The conflicting passions, the
clashing economic ideas, the changing
standards in home and business, and
ever growing materialism of the age—
these are the currents that have
caught us. too. They sweep us on, but
like Him Paris, we must find a purpose
in it, or, in the words of s noted
preacher, "go hurtling to hell." Him
finds the guiding hand, and leads
others Into the light. Bead the book!
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Wasco Mill Run, 80 lb. sk...... $1.24
Wasco Middlings, per sack .. .$1.96
$1.49
Rolled Barley, 75 lb. sk
$1.32
Rolled Oats, 60 lb. sack
Albers’Calf Meal, 25 lb. sk. ..$1.35
Wasco Shorts, 80 lb. sic.
Our Feed business is in­
creasing and the more sup­
port we get the cheaper we
can sell.
We always have Specials to offer you
I Dodge Touring
Alleging that ths railroads bars
“psrvsrtsd" tbs order of tbs interstate
«mnmtrca couuntoaion that discrimina­
tion be removed in the adjustment of
rates between Oregon and California,
ths Apple Growers Association, joining
with Jacoba, Malcolm A Burtt, Ban
Francisco dealers, has filed a brief
with ths commission in opposition to
Increases oa apples <arrled by ths rail­
road schedules.
-Instead of restoring discrimination
by reducing branch line rates, says the
brief, ths Ban IVancisco group rate
was Increased, resulting iu a 68-cent
rate in place of 63 cents from Hood
Biver to Ban ffrancis.-o and a like 10-
cent Increase from Parkdale, Dee and
Van Horn, "Bito apple Increase arises
from alignment to preaerve existing
relationships, it to «tated,.. and avoid
fourth section violation, without prop­
er regard to the rate« th« msoivea.
In substantiation of the Importance
of the business moving from the Hood
River valley to.California, it 1» pointed
out that 440 cars of apples were
shipped in 1923 a nd- 3«Mt in 1924, and
California to in particular a market
for Yellow
dun with CaMforaia
Mr. Bayes Off to R
J. E. Boyce and 0. B.
latter of Underwood, left 1
on an automobile trip to
Fl«. They will go to 0«
travel thence across tho
United States to Texas. The
to go north and proceed down
Tennessee and Georgia to Floi
Mr. Kramer owns property at
worth. He w'ill spend the wit
Florida disposing of his interests.
Tlie journey is being made tn a
WIJlya-Knlght sedan, just
from J. A. Carr.
Mr. and Mrs. L. 8. Ismberg art now
operating the restaurant in the build­
ing formerly occupied by the Hood
River Market. They are giving an all
night service at both lunch counter and
at tables. MF. and Mrs. Isetìberg ara
featuring Sunday chicken dinners.
The service at the new restaurant
has aroused compliments from local
folk and tourists.
Rialto Theatre November
(Hood Rtvtr, Ore.) 3 2D AYS—3 dz i*7 (O
Mon., Tues, and Wed. Ì0-I/-IO
The Harry Pollard Production of the
Universal Jewel
Presented by Carl Laemmle
This rollicking m
the big lau
¿ou all the
comes from the little
pagne. Cherio ! It’s bathing in good spirits.
A little “Why Worry,” “The Freshman
and all “California Straight Ahead.’
Prices, 10c, 35c and 50c
TO MISS IT IS TO REGRET IT
11923 Late Maxwell
I Ford Roadster
I Oakland Touring
Fire at Bin. PwWi Berne
The fire department was called to
the home of Mrs. Pearl Parker at
First and State streets Monday when
the residence caught fire from a defec
ttve stovepipe. The fire was stopped
with chemicals after burning a holo
in a wall and causing damage from
Volstorff
Used Car Exchange
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PENDING REMOVAL TO OUR NEW
LOCATION, WE ANNOUNCE
Special Prices on all Parts.
Used Sets at Nominal Prices
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