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About The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 15, 1912)
IIOOD TUYER GLACIER, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 15. 1912 SEEKING STOLEN PAINTING. Frnch Dttactiv Got Wrong Clu to "Mini Lisa.1 FOR bouri tlie Kreucb sieutb had followed tli man tbrougb devi ous bifc'tittujri aud byways, tie unsuspecting fellow nlouclilujf along with bis canvas roll beld tlghtl; under bis arm. "Aba," hissed the smiling detective, "I tiave beem at ze last.1" He came a little closer. Spots of paint were distinctly visible on tbe canvas roll. The sleutb fprang forward and en ate bed away the package. "I ar-r-rest you," be dramatically cried, "for e Ihtftof tegr-r-reat'Mona Lisar " The suspect stared at the sleuth, and the sleutb stared at tbe unrolled can vas. "Monsieur," gnld the suspect calmly, "I will thank you to return to me my overalls.' And taking the canvas garment from the detective's nerveless fingers be continued along the road to I'ussy. Cleveland Plain Dealer. CONCERT O.AC. GLEEMANDOLIN CLUBS Forty College Youths in Songs and Stunts Monologues, Snappy Choruses Hear the "Harry Lauder of the West" MONROE OPERA HOUSE FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 16 Time Means Money Do Not Delay Have You Investigated Our Low Flat Rates for Electrical Service? Flat Rates Mean: 1. Assurance regarding amount of monthly bills. 2. No variations due to long or short days at dif ferent seasons of year. 3. No engineering terms or uncommon rates or schedules to deal with. 4. Liberal use of lights, flatirons, toasters and other appliances without excessive bills. 5. Annoyance due to meter reader's visits each month obliterated. A phone call will bring our representative to you with a proposition you cannot afford to miss THE IriW BEST OF SERVICE AT THE VERY LOWEST COST Hood River Gas & Electric Co. PHONE 55 "Acme of Service at Lowest Cost." FIGURE UP YCliR FEED BILL every month mid see. how you come out in proportion to tlie quality you liuvu received. If yo". are a ciiHtoiner of ours you will Hint yournelf well in pocket. (iy t lie end of tlie year. You get both quantity and quality and your animals will hIiow the. lament they derive from it. Your poeket huok will Ih1 lienelited alno. HANDY CORNER FEED STORE HUBBARD TAYLOR l'lumi) 2Sa-X On the, UeiglitH FREE Those NICE DISHES on Display at WOOD'S GROCKRY are given away FREE with Cash Purchases. Be sure to get your tickets when buying goods there. These dishes are Warranted to be first class ware. Call in and examine them. We sell all kinds of Groceries at prices that ark right when QUALITY of goods is taken into consideration. "The Best Things to Eat." WOOD'S GROCERY J. M. WOOD, Proprietor. Land For Sale . . . t j 1 nave about i,ijuu arms of io. 1 Apple Land, i ijtr most oi it under ilitcli at prices ran;iii irom .1(() $ Mftr per acre up. In tracts Irom ten acres up. J. R, STEELK Hood River - - - Or egon PLUMBING STEAM and HOT WATER HEATING WINDMILLS, PUMPS, TANKS C. F. SUMNER Opposite Postofftce PHONE 20 IIOOD RIVER Important to Fruit Growers TRUE-TO-NAME NURSERY Has a . few hundred extra large size Apple Trees, just the kind for resets, also a complete line of general nur sery stock. Send us a list of your wants and we will do the rest. Fifteen years in the busi ness enables us to guarantee satisfaction. Address, True-to-Name Nursery Hood River. Ore. Hume L'tlO'.'-K or Odell Sit. lift You have never known the full beau ty of sacred songs until you have heard them on the Victor. Conic in and hear your favorite, hymns sung by noted soloists and famous choirs. Victors, ,io to $250. Terms to suit, WAGENNER'S MUSIC HOUSE Hood River, Oregon EDISON PHONOGRAPHS Violin, Guitar, Mandolin Strings and Trimmings I.ate Popular Sonus and Hits Dangerous Story. A Yale undergraduate has been hav ing 0 fairly lively time of It during bis summer vacation and when tbe allow ance baa not been keeping schedule time. He was Invited out to dinner with his mother, and he was seen to get a bit nervous when Flie began one of her favorite stories. This concerned the burning of their home, on which occa sion the son's watch, left on a bureau, was found ticking In the ruins after the bouse had l i-en destroyed. At the conclusion of the story the college boy Jumped up abruptly and left the room with bis handkerchief over his face as If suddenly seized with nosebleed. He did not return fur several minutes, by which time the conversation drifted. After dinner the "undergrnd's" chum asked the sign I lira nee of the move. "I'll tell you, hut nobody else," said be. "When mother told that story i wus afraid she was going to ask me to show the watch." Chicago Post The Appearance of Evil. "Sister Hemlersoii," said Deacon riypers, "you should avoid even the appearance of evil." "Why, deacon, what do you mean?" asked Sister Henderson. "I observe that on your (sideboard you have several cut glass decanters and that each of them Is half Oiled with what appear to be ardent spir its." "Well, now, deacon, It Isn't anything of the kind. The botties look so pretty on the sideboard that I Just filled them halfway with some floor stain and furniture polish. Just for np pea ranees." "That's why I'm cautioning you, sis ter," replied the deacon. "Keeling a trifle weak and faint, 1 helped myself to a dose from the big bottle In the middle. "London Telegraph. Danger In Delay. Men who admire many girls and hesitate too long in mak ing a selection are liable to see tbo whole flock fly south. Spo kane Kpokesmnn-Iteview. A Valuable Man. "Yes, he had some rare trouble with his e.ves," said the celebrated oculist "Every time be went to read be would read double." "Tour fellow," remarked the sympa thetic person. "I suppose that inter fered with his holding a good posi tion i" "Xot at all. The gas company gobbled him up and gave him a lucra tive Job reading gas meters." Llppin-colt's. He Know His English. "Then I'm to tell tbe Hrtu." the bill collector sulci, making a memorandum In bis notebook, "that you'll probably settle this account next week?" "Well. I'd hardly put It that way," hesitatingly answered the other. " 'Probably' Is a pretty strong word; better make it 'possibly.' "Chicago Tribune. Sometimes Happens. Friend You took your son into your establishment a few months ago to teach bim tbe business, 1 understand. How did lie turu out? Itnsiness Man (wearily) Great suc cess, lie's teaehlng mu the business now. Toledo lilade. Not of the Smart Set. Indignant Mother Don't you evir dare to play with the cat next door again. You know very well that she has no Iteense. Our Restaurants. "Why. (be meat aud potatoes are quite cold " "Yes. sir; you would have done bet ter to have ordered a sandwich at this time of day. but you particularly ask ed for something hot!" Loudon Opinion Yon are probably aware that pneumo nia always results from a cold, but jon never beard of a cold reuniting in pneu monia when t'limiiberliitn's Cough Kern ed y was used. Why tiiki'tlie risk when this remedy may lie had for a tritle? For sale by all dealers. KELLY BROS. HAY AND OATS Rolled Parley, Bran, Shorts and Straw PHONE 2J7-M Kourth Street lU'tween Oak and Slate Seats on Sale at Usual Places Prices 50c, 75c, $1.00 "Live Over Again Those College Days of Yore" SOCIETIES. BK)1) KIVKK I.OIKiH; NO. 105, A. K. aud A M. .Meet Mttturduy evening ou or twfor each lull moon. W. L. I'l.AKK, W. M I). McDonald, Secretary. Hood River t'oniimnirtcry No. 12, K.T Meet every noa 'I uemmy evening enoh month. K. W. Pratt, l, K.C V. H. lAViDMON, Recorder. MT. HOOP COt'NCIh No 8. R. AH. M. Meet In Miiwinlc Hall every third Tuesday In eneli month. W.K. Lttiaway.T. I. M, A.;i. Moo, Itec. HOOD KIVKKCHAPTKK NO. 27. H. A. M. Mwl first hii ) third h'riduy niKlitsor euch month. J. K.L'akSon, II, I. V. C. HioK K, Secretary. HOOD KIVKR CHAFTKR NO. 2fi, O. K. H. MeeUNecond and fourtH Tuesday evening of each mouth, VIsllorH cordially welcomed Mks. A. 1. MoK, W. M. Miss Ai.ta Pooi.k, Secretary. W. O. W. meets Hie 2d aud 4th Wednesdays each month at K. ot 1'. Iiall. Visitors cor dially Invited. A. C Btutkn, C. 0. Kicvr shokm akkk, Clerk. KOOl) KlVKRt'IRCI.K NO. 524, WOMEN OK Woodcraft-M'-etii at K. of P. hall on the tiiHt and Third Thursdays of each mouth. Julia Wai ik, N, U. Mb. H. W. Waitk, Clem. A'AIHDMA I.ODUK NO. 30, K. OK P. Meets tu K. ol P. hall nverv Tuesday night. 1IKKT Si AN A HAN, ('. C. A. Kkiin. K. of R aud S. HOOD KIVKK CAMP, NO. 7,702, M. W. A. Meets tu IC. of 1. hall every .Monday uiL'lit. Allan Hakt. V. O. C. U. Dakin, Clerk. Rl VKKH1DK UIDUKNO. (18 A. O. V. W. Meets Urst aud third Haturdays of each month. Nbwton Clakk, M. W. UKu. Klocom, Kinanuicr I Htsi Kit Shu I K. Hi-ordur. (LfcTA ASSKMItLY NO. KB, UN1TKD A K'l tsaiis. Meets the first and third Wednes days, work; second and fomtti Weiluesdays Artisans' hall. C. 1. HlMUl'Ms, M. A. W. 11. Al'sriN (secretary. ! Ol.KWll.DK LOliOK NO. 107, 1. O. O. V. Meet lu Kra'erual IihII, every Thursday uighl. K R. K nott, N. O. tlKo, Thomson, Secretary r'.DKN KNCAMFMKNT, NO. 4S, I. O. O. K. R gnlar meeting sei-oud and fourth Moudays tt each mouth. K, T. froir.s, C. 1J. A. O. Imhskv, Hcribe. LAUI1K1. RKilKKMI UHXiK No, 87,1.0 O F, Meets llrsl and third Moudoys each iiionlh. Mks. l.ui.ii Cokkv, N. U. Mks. Nkttik Waush. Hec. K.KMP L01HJK.No. 1H1, I. 0. O. K.-Mects In. Odell Odd Kellows' hall every Mat ur day ulght. Visitors coidisiiy ueicomeu. O. li. I'.IIHI K, N. U. (J rant Haokv, Skc. HA.KL RKliKKAH LODOK No. IV!, l.o.O.K. Meeis the rt rail and third TihsiIm) i t vuinK In each inontli in tlie tidd Kellows tlttli, seven miles senlti of Hhk1 River, R. 1). 1. Mrs. K. M. llAunv, N. U. Mas. tlico Kiikpi'akii, Sec CAN11Y W. R. (!. Mwts second and rourth Saturdays of each month ut K.of P. hall. I.vdia Si MMKKS, I'residenl. Kin i ll Htikniiokf, Secretary. HOOD III v Kit VA1.LKY IH'MANK SOC1KTY Hood Kiver, Ore. K it. Hartwii;. Pi-es. Kdilh silenholl,,Sec. Leslie Uullcrl'ie.is. Call ptioiie 2. .IOIID KIVKK COMMKRCIAH'l.l'B-M.sits every second Monday In each month at H p in., in Hie club rooms over Jackson's stoi'e. C. N. Ci Al KK.l'lfS. H. (.1. Ka it k km an, Secretary. Pine drove orange No :s."i6 meets the Urst aud third .Sat urday of each mouth al H p. in. The Milton Nursery Co. Reliable for 33 Years Nearly 2,000,000 Trees to Select From R. T. Newhall, Representative llooil River, Ore. Phone 277-M Iff "HANDSOME BABY, MADAM. You really have a ik'ht to be prouil of it." Yes, in (livtl, and cotihl the baby talk it would ask for A Photograph of Baby to show i's ftiemls in yen s to rouie. Children's Photographs a Specialty w ith us. Our pho tos of young or old are perfect and lifelike. DEIfZ PHOTO STUDIO BARGAINS In Groceries at Huggin's (ash Store You Pay Less on All Grades of Groceries when you Buy from us. Coffee in bulk, per pound 25c, 30c and 35c All our 3-pound cans ColTee, M, J. B Dependable Arllninftton Club, per can $105 3 cans Carnation, Sunrise, Pioneer and Jersey Cream Milk for : 25c All our 50c per can Baking Powder for.. 45c Cream Rolled Oats in bulk, per pound 5c 3-pound can Ghiardelli's Chocolate for 85c 3 cans Al Standard Corn for 25c 3 cans Al Standard Tomatoes for 25c A & L solid packed Tomatoes, per dozen $1.25 A. L. Corn, per dozen, $1.25; per case 2.40 Swift & Co., Sugar Cured Hams, per pound 18c Swift & Co., Sugar Cured Breakfast Bacon 18c Watch our Prices Each Week, compare with those you pay elsewhere. We can Save you Money. L. Ii. HUGGINiS LOW PAEES WEST Daily March 1 to April 15 TO ALL POINTS ON THE NORTH BANK ROAD FKOM C hicatio (li'i.OO St. Tatil Ciiu'ininiti ;17.!)0 KunsiiH Citv Milwaukee ttl.r0 Omaha St. Uuit :i'..ti0 lies Moines.. New York SIMM) Indinnai.olia . Jletroit MOO Denver i.00 W.00 I'o.OO 27.sr L'5.00 From other Kantem Points in proportion. Tell your friends in the Kant of this opportunity of moving Weft at low rates. Direct train service vin Hurlimtton Route, Northern Pacific, Great Northern and "North Hunk" lines. You can deposit with me and tickets will he furnished people in tlie Kast. Details will he furnished on request. W. E. COM AN &F. A., Portland, Ore. E. A. G I BERT Agent, White Salmon, Wn l.vv,'!. ' ".n rXW tuic iifiiiTrn imjyYinitrv 11 "WW FAMOUS THE WORLD OVER Ftr its spliMiilid hostt'lrios, its vur attrattioi!H, its Hue beaches, h'tt springs ami ili-sure rtHrts ull thfso can lie reached with ea.w by the OREGON-WASHINGTON RAILROAD a NAVIGATION CO. and Southern Hacitic (.ompiiny "Ktmd of a Thousand Wonders" $55. OO Portland to I os Angelas .in J Ret. With correspond in &rty low fares fnun all (),-W. K. & N. points, jrod tx months with stopovers jroinjr and returnintf within limit. Hand somely illustrated literature will be supplied uiion at plication tuany of our ajrents, or address Wn. McMurray, G. P. A. Portland, Ore. B SNYDKR R. B. POWKLL Hood River Plumbing Co. SANITARY PLUMBING AND HEATING 77 Tinning' and Sheet Metal WorK. Gasoline En gines. Pumps, Rams. Repairing' Promptly Attended. Estimates Furnished. Office in Davidson Building Phone GS-X Third and Cascade