HOOD RIVER GLACIER, THURSDAY. FERRIIARY 1. 1912
Hood River Banking
and Trust Co.
We transact a ifeueral banking bu'iuena aoil
owuourowD tmukuig l'nrty.
Intercut pal,1 itn time auil Kavlu- depuMt
Sale deLMM.lt buKtw.
EKNE3T C. SMITH
Lavyer
Uoi.tiiH 14 an.l J 3 ILill Huililinit
Hood River, Ore.
GEO. R. WILB UR
Lawyer
Olliee in Smith Hiiillinsf.
IIixm) Iliu-r - - (Irejiim
DERBY & STEARNS
Lawyers
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
L. A. & A. P. REED
ATloKNKYS ANIt C'tllXI.l.oUS
at law
Two Doors North of Postollieo
Phone 41
DR. EDQINGTON
1121 Twelfth Street, Tlie Heists
HOOD KIVER - - OHK(i()N
E. O. DUTRO, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Over First National Bunk, IIool
Kivur, Oregon.
Office Phone 71 Res. 71 H
Hours 2 to 4 1", M. anil by a jf mt motit
Drs. Shaw & Bronson
Office in L'liot Block.
()lt re j bene, Ho. 4. Ktti t iti u. V . It
E. D. KANAGA
Physician and Surgeon
Phones: Olliee 35 OHiee in National
Ken. Hoi! Bunk l5u 1 1 1 i n'
J. F. WATT, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
TeUl;iiiw: Otfl-o, ; residence,:!!! .
Kl'KUKoN O, R. N. U.
H. L.DUMBLE,
PHYKICIAM AND SURUKoN.
C&IIh promptly mnwei ;it to town or country,
lxy or Night,
Telephones: Residence, IB: Offlc, mil.
ortlce lu tlie Hroalun Building.
FC. P.ROSIUS, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SllRUKON
Ttione Central, or 12 U.
ltr. Hrosina announces a iMTinuneut olliee
eKlalliht'(l ut Odell, phone JO, wliete It eitn
he consulted morning tout evenim;!. 1'Hy
ollict, llooil Kiver, phone I'.'ll, 0ell ft UMIul,
lu lo 4 (tHlly; night calls toiswercd from odell,
phone -jii.
I)B. M. H. Hhakp
J)k. Kdna H. Hhakp
Osteopathic Physicians
Graduates -f the American School of
Osteopathy, Kirksville, Mo.
Otlice in Elliot Block.
Homo Phone 102 lies. 1021?
H. D.W. PINEO.D.D.S.
DENTIST
Rot lug 4, 5 and li Telephone
Smith Building LU
C H. JENKINS, D.M.D.
DENTIST
Telephones: Office 28; residence 28-B
Office over Hutler Bunk,
Dr. Justin M. Waugh
EYE, EAR AND THROAT
Office in Eliot liidg.
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday
9 A. M. to 3 1'. M.
L. A. HENuERSON,
CIVIL ENGINEER
Formerly U. S. Land Surveyor,
Philippine Islands.
Two Doors North of Postolliee
Phone 41.
MURRAY KAY
Civil Engineer and Surveyor
Brosius Building
ALBERT STJTTOW
Architect
Room 16 Hall Building
R. R. Bartlett
ARCHITECT v
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
lloilbronner Building Phone 61
SURVEYING
and BLUE PRINTING
P. M. Morse
Ileilbronner Bldg.
Hood River olliee for Newell,
(io.ssett & Walsh, Consulting
Engineers of Portland.
Stranahan & Slaven
Contractors & Builders
HOOD RIVER. OREGON.
E. W. DARK
Contractor and Builder
Estimates on Request
Phone 212 K
A. C. BUCK
NOTARY' PUBLIC AND INSUR
ANCE AGENT
Room 12 Kroainis Block
FREDFHICK A ARNOLD,
CONTRACTORS
and BUILDERS
IstlmsWs foratshsd all klndi ti wk
Phonwr iZ'ZX-
CARDUI WORKED
LIXEA CHARM
After Opel-lion LiIIM to l!c!p,
Czr&i Worked Like a Chcrn.
JonesviKe, S. C "I suffered iitb
womanly trouble," writes Mrs. J. S.
Kendrlck. in a letter from this ulace
"and at times, I could not bear to stand !
on r.iy feet. The doctor said I wou!i
tcver be any letter, and tLut I would
hure to have au operation, or I wou'.d
Lave a caticer.
I Went to the hospital, and (Ley opor
a!ed on ce, but I got no Let:er. The;
said lutciims would do n:e no good,
and I thought I would have to ills.
At last I tried Cardul, and began to
Improve, so I continued u'.v.z It. Now,
I am well, and can do my own worlc
I don't feel any pains.
Cardul worke d like a charm."
There must be merit lu this purely
vogi table, tonic remedy, for women
Cardul for It has been In successful
use for more than CO ycara, for tar
treatment of womanly weakness and
disease.
Please try It, for your trouble.;.
N. B Writ? fa: L.i.tit's' A.ivipiv Dept. rhsra
nrrvfa MeJu hie ( lunar,,,,;.,, IVnn., ffr S.ri'i'i.
,ftriirli,,u.i, anj f4 pnw bmk. "liume rrr.itiiieni
fur W'umeo," beut in piajfi Kii.per. un ieatl.
FOR SALE
Belmont Slab Wood ami nil nthcr
kinds of wood ut reiiMiiMililo urices. To
lirove our iiolice to dcul Iioiir-ilv mi,!
SoUHrelv uith the ItM.ittl.. ui t-it'..r iuiu
customers to our old patrons, Uive us
a trial wttn your hrt.t order is all we
ask to jrain your patronage. Delivery
made to any part of the city in larjjt or
hlnall uuuiititit's.
We have citv license t, do team work
of any kind.
GEO. W. HOWARD & SON
The Heights Phone 341-M
THE FINEST JQINT
If
that one could w ish to put upon his
table is to be had here at any time. We
buy only the best cattle killed, hence
we know what we are felling to our
customers. No matter whether it be
beef, mutton, veal, lamb, pork or poul
try. We guarantee tht meat to le
sweet and tender and really delicious
eating. And we cut and trim it so there
w ill bj little or no w aste.
Central Meat Market
W. J. Baker & Co.
Dealers in
REAL ESTATE
Fruit and Farm
Lands
Resident Agents For
Phoenix Assurance Co.
OF LONDON
C. A. Richards & Co.
Confectionery and
Amusement Parloi s
HAZICLWOOI) DAINTIES
,
Full Lino of London Made Pipes
See Our Line of
Kauffman Bros. & Bondy Pipes
and Dumutn Pipes. Best Made.
Phone 64
Agency Oreuon Daily Journal.
Booth's Eastern Oysters.
Kent & Garrabrant
Confectionery, Cigars and
Tobaccos
Sporting Goods
M. E. WELCH,
LICENSER- VETERINARY M'R(ilO
Is prepared to do ny work !n the vctHn
ry Une. He can e fmirH by calllriK a; or
phoning to ClHike e di uk ftnre.
C. Q. VAN TRESS,
Public Stenographer
and Notary Public
Elliot Block.
Phone 3US L j
Do you want your
Shoes Repaired,
if so, come to
I. GAFF'S NEW SHOP
Door South McGuire's Meat Market.
!iip yip
JAIL EXPERIENCES
Dilapidated Gentleman Tells Sto
ries of Arrests.
PROFIT FROM STAY IN CELL
Ha Learnt That He Hat Soma Rights,
Though Sentenced to Imprisonment,
and Young Lawyer Helps Him Col
lect From Authorities.
By M. QUAD.
iCupyrifcht. 1511. by AsajcUted Literary
Tress.
"T? N my wanderings to and fro.'
r said the diiu imitated gentleman
rj as he poeketed the quarter el
temleil to him and bowed his
thanks, "it lias happened that 1 have
seen the inside of several country jails.
In each and every case 1 was sen
teiieed as a tramp, and the time was
for various periods. In some states
Uiey have given up trying to grapple
with the tramp problem; lu others they
are alert to lay hands on him and try
- w
ill
mm
r
7fX ' H V-,
IN IHONS FOB hKl't'SlNO TO WOliK.
to cure him with a dose of Jail life.
"1 tool; in the country Jail as part of
the program," continued the wuuderer
with u Kinile. "and 1 gol It all. The
lirst lime I was arrested 1 let things
slide The constable maltreated me,
the justice of the peace abused me, and
the jailer half starved aud put me at
the most menial work. The jail was
little belter than a pigpen and the food
hardly lit for hugs.
"When i had served my time and
been kicked out I posted myself as to
the law, and my uext arrest resulted lu
u surprise party. I refused to do any
work, mid the low upheld me. 1 re
fused to eat the fare furnished, and
the law compelled the Jailer to better
It. 1 demanded betiding and heat, and
the jailer had to comply, He was glad
enough to see the last of me. but I had
Hraively tramped into the next county
before I was picked up again. This
was In Ohio, just over the Michigan
line. and. although It was Bve years
ago, I have uo doubt they are talking
about me yet.
Attacked by a Farmer.
"I was plodding along the highway
about sundown when a farmer jumped
over the fence and pitched into me.
lie hud got lu three or four blows be
fore 1 landed hlui one that knocked
him down Three other men came to
his rescue, and I was handcuffed aud
kept in a barn all night
"Next morning I was arralgued be
fore a country Justice, aud without
even asking me to plead nud refusing
to let me consult a lawyer he sent me
up for six mouths. The charge was
vagrancy, resisting arrest and feloni
ous assault on tin officer, nil rolled Into
one and a happy combination. Only
one of the men who aided In my ar
rest testified against me.
"I was bundled off to the country Jail
In a hurry and upon my arrival was
placed In n dark cell and fed on bread
and water, and It was two weeks be
fore I had the mil of the ward. Then
it so transpired that a young lawyer
who happened to run for the legisla
ture visited the Jnll on business, and 1
got speech with him. The result was
that he took up my case, and the end
astonished several people
Made Profitable Settlements.
"lu the lirst place, while the man
who had assaulted me was a constable,
he did not seek to arrest me lu the
regular way. but only after the as
sault. I'mior the law. therefore. I had
n right to resist. The charge against
me w as vngrucy, and I had $15 In my
pocket I should have heen taken be
fore a Justice forthwith, but Instead 1
was locked up in a barn uutll next
day We had l hat constable so -scared
within two days that he fairly begged
me to take $1KI and call It square.
"We then went for the justice. He
had not given me the show allowed by
law and on four different points had
rendered himself liable to reproval. He
came to me with tears in his eyes and
$"n In his hand, and I let tip on him.
'Tlu'ti It was the jailer's turn to toe
the mark. He had no legal right to
shut me up In a dark cell. No law
r ive him I he privilege of suhstitutinir
Iread and waier for my prison diet,
tie had Iveen abusive mid tyrannical
and had kicked me. and that was as
sault The law speclhVd what food
he should furnish his prisoners, hut he
had sulistituted what be pleased.
Case Got Into Politics.
"He tried to make Die saw wood and
scrub out the corridors and had put
me in Irons because I had refused,
and yet I was clearly wl:iln the law.
1 had him up on six different charges.
Nursery Stock
Hood River Grown
First Class
THE KIND THAT GROWS
A Few Dwarf Apple,
Pear and Peach
C. D. Thompson
HOOD RIVER, OREGON
but before tb case cam to trial I '
settled wttb htm for J'joO. j
"I bad Un sent to jail without tbe '
option of a One. I n mkeu out oa j
a writ of habeas corpus aud admitted '
to bail anl was tbiirfore tree lo ap
pear la cuurt I
"The case did not end when the1
Jailer squared up. Three or four poll- I
liciaus saw that my lawyer was tuak '
lug loo much capital out of It, aud they !
set out to down biui The result was 1
that It hecjune a po itieal contest of j
Interest to all In tb it legislative dis- j
trict. and after a mud slinging tarn j
paigu and a close vote my lawyer tri I
uuiphed over all and came out with '
dying colors. The d -irici was upset
politically for the Him nme tn eiu-hl-
ecu years, and all be, aiKe of a tramp, i
Experience In New Jersey.
"My last Jail." Com iaied the dilapl 1
dated gentleman, "was in ; Jersey '
aud only last June. My arrest came
about In a rather singular way that
Is, It would be accounted singular out
side of New Jersey. 1 I. ad been walk
lug all the forenoon, and nlKiut l'J
o'clock 1 sat down by the roadside to
rest and have a cold bite. Pretty soou
a farmer came along leading a hull,
and Just as be react, "d me the bull
broke away, knocked the man down
and Jumped Into a field aud gored a
calf.
"Although I offered my services to
help capture the bull, the farmer In
sisted that I was to bhuue and had me
arrested. It was claimed that my
presence excited tbe animal to mis
chief, and on the ridiculous charge I
was sent to Jail for lift ecu days. 1
told the jailer at once that I should
stand on my legal right as a prisoner,
and. though he sulked ou r It, be car
ried out bis part of the contract to
the very last day.
Wrongfully Held Eight Hours.
"My sentence of fifteen days expired
at noon of a certain Wednesday. Jail
aud prlsou seuteuces always expire at
that hour, the same as Insurance poli
cies. This jailer probably knew the
law better than 1 did, but lu order to
get eveu- with me be kept me until
8 o'clock In the evening. It was
then raiulng heavily, and I refused to
go out. He bad me thing Into the
street and added a kick by way of
farewell and probably thought he had
seen the last of me.
"Next morning 1 began a suit against
him for false imprisonment and on
top of that another for assault and
battery, and he had hardly consulted
a lawyer before be was on hatid willi
an oiler to settle with me for $150. 1
closed with him at that, and 1 think
the lesson was one to do him good.
"Yes, I've been in Jail, and perhaps
I shall bring up behind the bars again,
but 1 shall accept it all as In the day's
work and stand by my rlgliis.
"Thank you again for the coin. You
have delivered the cash, and I have
delivered my story. Best and safest
principle in the world to work on.
Saves all bookkeeping, prevents mis
understandings, aud there are no long
drawn accounts to go over. I'm sure
of a bite to eat and a bed tonight, and
if you haven't got the north of your
money I'll bear ou a little harder next
time."
Approved.
Philip was a conceited youth. One
evening he called upon some friends
and picked up the new Webster's Un
abridged Dictionary, which lay on tbe
table.
"What do you think of It. Philip?"
asked the host
"Well," was the reply, "so far as I
have looked It seems to be correct."
Success Magaziue.
Stands High.
"Would you say the presidency or
the Judiciary Is the noblest Institution
in the land?" asked the Interrogative
person.
"Without Intending to cast a slur on
either the presidency or the Judiciary,"
answered the opinionated person. "I
should say that pay day holds that
enviable eminence." Buffalo Express.
Futile.
, , "Csln" profanity to a mule," s
said Dncle Ehen, 'don' glner'ly
( accomplish much cep' to give
de mule a chance to show off his
s superior dignity." Washington
Star.
Light Needed.
"This Is the tweutieih anniversary
of my marriage."
"That so?"
"Well, Is that all you have to sny?"
"Look here! Are you fishing for
sympathy or congratulations?" Hous
ton Post.
Well, Rather!
Uncle Jackson (showing city boy the
fartni-Wltb all your city eddlcntlon.
sonny, I'll warrant you don't know
which side yon milk a cow frum.
The Boy-Sure 1 dol It's the under
side! Puck.
Must Be Up to Date.
"She has a model husband."
"1010 or l!)H?"-Detroit Kree Press.
"Did Ws but Know."
Did we but know our neighbors' thoughts
We'd have far loss conceit.
Vor would we hold our chins In air
When we walked down the street
Did we but know our neighbors' thoughts
Our overweening pride
Would seem so senseless and absurd
We'd steal away and hide.
Birmingham (Ala.) Age-Herald.
Did we but know our neighbors' thoughts.
We'd all be busy, too.
Explaining how we can afford
To live the way ws do.
Did we but know our neighbors' thoughts,
If all were understood.
The chances are that we would seek
Borne other neighborhood.
-Chicago Record-Herald.
GO TO
J. H. Ileilbronner & Co.
FOR
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS
IN TOWN AND VALLEY
Heilbronncr Bldg.
Hood River
V
ft:: .
' . , ' . '.
A light, durable spray rig designed by the best orchard
man in America and built by the best
mechanics in the world
GENERAL AGENT ON HEIGHTS:
A. C. STATEN
BARGAINS
In Groceries at Hoggin's (ash Store
The Host Fruit Sutrar. 14 pounds $1.00, Sack $0.00
The Dalles Diamond Flour, Sack Barrel fi.10
Columbia River .Jewel, Sack $1.20, Barrel 4.70
Swift Co., Supar Cured Hams, per pound .. .18
Swift & Co., Sujrar Cured Breakfast Bacon lb. .1H
lloma Chief Syrup, regular 15c, two cans for 2.r
3 Cans A-l Standard Corn 25
3 Cans A-l Standard Tomatoes .25
!)-lh. Sack Goldenrod Cream Rolled Oats 45
9-11). Sack Albers Cream Rolled Oats 50
9-11). Sack Olympic Pancake Flour 45
9-lb. Sack Corn Meal ;50
All our 3-lb. cans Coffee for 1.05
1-4 Case Picnic Crackers 1.15
1-4 Case City Sodas 1.15
Liquid BIuin.tr per bottle .05
Our Leader, Brown Soap, 7 bars for .25
White Borax Naptha Soap, G bars .25
Fels Naptha Soap per bar 05
Cooking Bags, per package 25
Goods in Quantity and Case Lots. See Us
for the Lowest Prices.
L. H. HUGGINiS
MOUK IMr fiWUXUFSOi
isare
Solicits your trade when you are in the market for any tool to cul
tivate yiur farm or harvest your crop.
FOR CULTIVATING
Osbourn Disc Harrows
Peg Tooth Harrows
P. & O. Disc Harrows
Soil Pulverizers
Syracuse Plows
Hand and Power Pumps
Wire-wound Spray Hose
Deering and Osbourne
Mowers and Binders
FOR CLEARING LAND
Stump Pullers Powder, Caps and Fusi
BICYCLES AND BICYCLE SUNDRIES
Agent for Harley Davidson Motor Cycles; I. H. C. Gasoline 1 ngines
and Ideal Irrigtion Pumps.
Call and make your wants known. It does not cost anything to look at goods, and
might be profitable to both of us. Yours very truly,
d. Mcdonald
3rd and Cascade Streets HOOD RIVER, OREGON
The W. G. Aldred
COMPANY
Contractors,
Excavating
and Grading
Crushed Rock, Sand
I
I
7
,k'-, ' ; I l T ,
FOR SPRAYING
Deal
Sherwin-Williams Arsenate Lead
Hods and Nozzles
FOR HARVESTING
Hay Tools
Carriers, Forks, Track and Ropo
OperatorsWanted
Home Telephone Co.
Fairbanks
Morse
prayers
Pumps, Gas Engines,
Wood Saws, Etc.
Hay, Grain and Flour
We Make a .Specially
in Handling Fancy T imothy
and Alfalfa.
CARiNES FEED STORE
W. A. CANNES,
Proprietor
1102 Twelfth St. On the Heights
COTTAGE
HOSPITAL
Hood River'st Medical
Institution
Open to the public for treat
ment of Medical and Surgi
cal cases.
A Maternity Ward is maintained in
the Kigby House, just east of
(lie main Hospital.
RATES ON APPLICATION
Address
Cottage liosp:taI Assn.
a'i.VhliVj:tf3KJRSaT
tore
Spring Tooth Harrows
Cultivators, riding
Plows
Cultivators, walking
Kimball Weeders