HOOD RIVER GLACIER, THURSDAY. FERRIIARY 1. 1912 Hood River Banking and Trust Co. We transact a ifeueral banking bu'iuena aoil owuourowD tmukuig l'nrty. Intercut pal,1 itn time auil Kavlu- depuMt Sale deLMM.lt buKtw. EKNE3T C. SMITH Lavyer Uoi.tiiH 14 an.l J 3 ILill Huililinit Hood River, Ore. GEO. R. WILB UR Lawyer Olliee in Smith Hiiillinsf. IIixm) Iliu-r - - (Irejiim DERBY & STEARNS Lawyers HOOD RIVER, OREGON. L. A. & A. P. REED ATloKNKYS ANIt C'tllXI.l.oUS at law Two Doors North of Postollieo Phone 41 DR. EDQINGTON 1121 Twelfth Street, Tlie Heists HOOD KIVER - - OHK(i()N E. O. DUTRO, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Over First National Bunk, IIool Kivur, Oregon. Office Phone 71 Res. 71 H Hours 2 to 4 1", M. anil by a jf mt motit Drs. Shaw & Bronson Office in L'liot Block. ()lt re j bene, Ho. 4. Ktti t iti u. V . It E. D. KANAGA Physician and Surgeon Phones: Olliee 35 OHiee in National Ken. Hoi! Bunk l5u 1 1 1 i n' J. F. WATT, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. TeUl;iiiw: Otfl-o, ; residence,:!!! . Kl'KUKoN O, R. N. U. H. L.DUMBLE, PHYKICIAM AND SURUKoN. C&IIh promptly mnwei ;it to town or country, lxy or Night, Telephones: Residence, IB: Offlc, mil. ortlce lu tlie Hroalun Building. FC. P.ROSIUS, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SllRUKON Ttione Central, or 12 U. ltr. Hrosina announces a iMTinuneut olliee eKlalliht'(l ut Odell, phone JO, wliete It eitn he consulted morning tout evenim;!. 1'Hy ollict, llooil Kiver, phone I'.'ll, 0ell ft UMIul, lu lo 4 (tHlly; night calls toiswercd from odell, phone -jii. I)B. M. H. Hhakp J)k. Kdna H. Hhakp Osteopathic Physicians Graduates -f the American School of Osteopathy, Kirksville, Mo. Otlice in Elliot Block. Homo Phone 102 lies. 1021? H. D.W. PINEO.D.D.S. DENTIST Rot lug 4, 5 and li Telephone Smith Building LU C H. JENKINS, D.M.D. DENTIST Telephones: Office 28; residence 28-B Office over Hutler Bunk, Dr. Justin M. Waugh EYE, EAR AND THROAT Office in Eliot liidg. Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday 9 A. M. to 3 1'. M. L. A. HENuERSON, CIVIL ENGINEER Formerly U. S. Land Surveyor, Philippine Islands. Two Doors North of Postolliee Phone 41. MURRAY KAY Civil Engineer and Surveyor Brosius Building ALBERT STJTTOW Architect Room 16 Hall Building R. R. Bartlett ARCHITECT v HOOD RIVER, OREGON lloilbronner Building Phone 61 SURVEYING and BLUE PRINTING P. M. Morse Ileilbronner Bldg. Hood River olliee for Newell, (io.ssett & Walsh, Consulting Engineers of Portland. Stranahan & Slaven Contractors & Builders HOOD RIVER. OREGON. E. W. DARK Contractor and Builder Estimates on Request Phone 212 K A. C. BUCK NOTARY' PUBLIC AND INSUR ANCE AGENT Room 12 Kroainis Block FREDFHICK A ARNOLD, CONTRACTORS and BUILDERS IstlmsWs foratshsd all klndi ti wk Phonwr iZ'ZX- CARDUI WORKED LIXEA CHARM After Opel-lion LiIIM to l!c!p, Czr&i Worked Like a Chcrn. JonesviKe, S. C "I suffered iitb womanly trouble," writes Mrs. J. S. Kendrlck. in a letter from this ulace "and at times, I could not bear to stand ! on r.iy feet. The doctor said I wou!i tcver be any letter, and tLut I would hure to have au operation, or I wou'.d Lave a caticer. I Went to the hospital, and (Ley opor a!ed on ce, but I got no Let:er. The; said lutciims would do n:e no good, and I thought I would have to ills. At last I tried Cardul, and began to Improve, so I continued u'.v.z It. Now, I am well, and can do my own worlc I don't feel any pains. Cardul worke d like a charm." There must be merit lu this purely vogi table, tonic remedy, for women Cardul for It has been In successful use for more than CO ycara, for tar treatment of womanly weakness and disease. Please try It, for your trouble.;. N. B Writ? fa: L.i.tit's' A.ivipiv Dept. rhsra nrrvfa MeJu hie ( lunar,,,,;.,, IVnn., ffr S.ri'i'i. ,ftriirli,,u.i, anj f4 pnw bmk. "liume rrr.itiiieni fur W'umeo," beut in piajfi Kii.per. un ieatl. FOR SALE Belmont Slab Wood ami nil nthcr kinds of wood ut reiiMiiMililo urices. To lirove our iiolice to dcul Iioiir-ilv mi,! SoUHrelv uith the ItM.ittl.. ui t-it'..r iuiu customers to our old patrons, Uive us a trial wttn your hrt.t order is all we ask to jrain your patronage. Delivery made to any part of the city in larjjt or hlnall uuuiititit's. We have citv license t, do team work of any kind. GEO. W. HOWARD & SON The Heights Phone 341-M THE FINEST JQINT If that one could w ish to put upon his table is to be had here at any time. We buy only the best cattle killed, hence we know what we are felling to our customers. No matter whether it be beef, mutton, veal, lamb, pork or poul try. We guarantee tht meat to le sweet and tender and really delicious eating. And we cut and trim it so there w ill bj little or no w aste. Central Meat Market W. J. Baker & Co. Dealers in REAL ESTATE Fruit and Farm Lands Resident Agents For Phoenix Assurance Co. OF LONDON C. A. Richards & Co. Confectionery and Amusement Parloi s HAZICLWOOI) DAINTIES , Full Lino of London Made Pipes See Our Line of Kauffman Bros. & Bondy Pipes and Dumutn Pipes. Best Made. Phone 64 Agency Oreuon Daily Journal. Booth's Eastern Oysters. Kent & Garrabrant Confectionery, Cigars and Tobaccos Sporting Goods M. E. WELCH, LICENSER- VETERINARY M'R(ilO Is prepared to do ny work !n the vctHn ry Une. He can e fmirH by calllriK a; or phoning to ClHike e di uk ftnre. C. Q. VAN TRESS, Public Stenographer and Notary Public Elliot Block. Phone 3US L j Do you want your Shoes Repaired, if so, come to I. GAFF'S NEW SHOP Door South McGuire's Meat Market. !iip yip JAIL EXPERIENCES Dilapidated Gentleman Tells Sto ries of Arrests. PROFIT FROM STAY IN CELL Ha Learnt That He Hat Soma Rights, Though Sentenced to Imprisonment, and Young Lawyer Helps Him Col lect From Authorities. By M. QUAD. iCupyrifcht. 1511. by AsajcUted Literary Tress. "T? N my wanderings to and fro.' r said the diiu imitated gentleman rj as he poeketed the quarter el temleil to him and bowed his thanks, "it lias happened that 1 have seen the inside of several country jails. In each and every case 1 was sen teiieed as a tramp, and the time was for various periods. In some states Uiey have given up trying to grapple with the tramp problem; lu others they are alert to lay hands on him and try - w ill mm r 7fX ' H V-, IN IHONS FOB hKl't'SlNO TO WOliK. to cure him with a dose of Jail life. "1 tool; in the country Jail as part of the program," continued the wuuderer with u Kinile. "and 1 gol It all. The lirst lime I was arrested 1 let things slide The constable maltreated me, the justice of the peace abused me, and the jailer half starved aud put me at the most menial work. The jail was little belter than a pigpen and the food hardly lit for hugs. "When i had served my time and been kicked out I posted myself as to the law, and my uext arrest resulted lu u surprise party. I refused to do any work, mid the low upheld me. 1 re fused to eat the fare furnished, and the law compelled the Jailer to better It. 1 demanded betiding and heat, and the jailer had to comply, He was glad enough to see the last of me. but I had Hraively tramped into the next county before I was picked up again. This was In Ohio, just over the Michigan line. and. although It was Bve years ago, I have uo doubt they are talking about me yet. Attacked by a Farmer. "I was plodding along the highway about sundown when a farmer jumped over the fence and pitched into me. lie hud got lu three or four blows be fore 1 landed hlui one that knocked him down Three other men came to his rescue, and I was handcuffed aud kept in a barn all night "Next morning I was arralgued be fore a country Justice, aud without even asking me to plead nud refusing to let me consult a lawyer he sent me up for six mouths. The charge was vagrancy, resisting arrest and feloni ous assault on tin officer, nil rolled Into one and a happy combination. Only one of the men who aided In my ar rest testified against me. "I was bundled off to the country Jail In a hurry and upon my arrival was placed In n dark cell and fed on bread and water, and It was two weeks be fore I had the mil of the ward. Then it so transpired that a young lawyer who happened to run for the legisla ture visited the Jnll on business, and 1 got speech with him. The result was that he took up my case, and the end astonished several people Made Profitable Settlements. "lu the lirst place, while the man who had assaulted me was a constable, he did not seek to arrest me lu the regular way. but only after the as sault. I'mior the law. therefore. I had n right to resist. The charge against me w as vngrucy, and I had $15 In my pocket I should have heen taken be fore a Justice forthwith, but Instead 1 was locked up in a barn uutll next day We had l hat constable so -scared within two days that he fairly begged me to take $1KI and call It square. "We then went for the justice. He had not given me the show allowed by law and on four different points had rendered himself liable to reproval. He came to me with tears in his eyes and $"n In his hand, and I let tip on him. 'Tlu'ti It was the jailer's turn to toe the mark. He had no legal right to shut me up In a dark cell. No law r ive him I he privilege of suhstitutinir Iread and waier for my prison diet, tie had Iveen abusive mid tyrannical and had kicked me. and that was as sault The law speclhVd what food he should furnish his prisoners, hut he had sulistituted what be pleased. Case Got Into Politics. "He tried to make Die saw wood and scrub out the corridors and had put me in Irons because I had refused, and yet I was clearly wl:iln the law. 1 had him up on six different charges. Nursery Stock Hood River Grown First Class THE KIND THAT GROWS A Few Dwarf Apple, Pear and Peach C. D. Thompson HOOD RIVER, OREGON but before tb case cam to trial I ' settled wttb htm for J'joO. j "I bad Un sent to jail without tbe ' option of a One. I n mkeu out oa j a writ of habeas corpus aud admitted ' to bail anl was tbiirfore tree lo ap pear la cuurt I "The case did not end when the1 Jailer squared up. Three or four poll- I liciaus saw that my lawyer was tuak ' lug loo much capital out of It, aud they ! set out to down biui The result was 1 that It hecjune a po itieal contest of j Interest to all In tb it legislative dis- j trict. and after a mud slinging tarn j paigu and a close vote my lawyer tri I uuiphed over all and came out with ' dying colors. The d -irici was upset politically for the Him nme tn eiu-hl- ecu years, and all be, aiKe of a tramp, i Experience In New Jersey. "My last Jail." Com iaied the dilapl 1 dated gentleman, "was in ; Jersey ' aud only last June. My arrest came about In a rather singular way that Is, It would be accounted singular out side of New Jersey. 1 I. ad been walk lug all the forenoon, and nlKiut l'J o'clock 1 sat down by the roadside to rest and have a cold bite. Pretty soou a farmer came along leading a hull, and Just as be react, "d me the bull broke away, knocked the man down and Jumped Into a field aud gored a calf. "Although I offered my services to help capture the bull, the farmer In sisted that I was to bhuue and had me arrested. It was claimed that my presence excited tbe animal to mis chief, and on the ridiculous charge I was sent to Jail for lift ecu days. 1 told the jailer at once that I should stand on my legal right as a prisoner, and. though he sulked ou r It, be car ried out bis part of the contract to the very last day. Wrongfully Held Eight Hours. "My sentence of fifteen days expired at noon of a certain Wednesday. Jail aud prlsou seuteuces always expire at that hour, the same as Insurance poli cies. This jailer probably knew the law better than 1 did, but lu order to get eveu- with me be kept me until 8 o'clock In the evening. It was then raiulng heavily, and I refused to go out. He bad me thing Into the street and added a kick by way of farewell and probably thought he had seen the last of me. "Next morning 1 began a suit against him for false imprisonment and on top of that another for assault and battery, and he had hardly consulted a lawyer before be was on hatid willi an oiler to settle with me for $150. 1 closed with him at that, and 1 think the lesson was one to do him good. "Yes, I've been in Jail, and perhaps I shall bring up behind the bars again, but 1 shall accept it all as In the day's work and stand by my rlgliis. "Thank you again for the coin. You have delivered the cash, and I have delivered my story. Best and safest principle in the world to work on. Saves all bookkeeping, prevents mis understandings, aud there are no long drawn accounts to go over. I'm sure of a bite to eat and a bed tonight, and if you haven't got the north of your money I'll bear ou a little harder next time." Approved. Philip was a conceited youth. One evening he called upon some friends and picked up the new Webster's Un abridged Dictionary, which lay on tbe table. "What do you think of It. Philip?" asked the host "Well," was the reply, "so far as I have looked It seems to be correct." Success Magaziue. Stands High. "Would you say the presidency or the Judiciary Is the noblest Institution in the land?" asked the Interrogative person. "Without Intending to cast a slur on either the presidency or the Judiciary," answered the opinionated person. "I should say that pay day holds that enviable eminence." Buffalo Express. Futile. , , "Csln" profanity to a mule," s said Dncle Ehen, 'don' glner'ly ( accomplish much cep' to give de mule a chance to show off his s superior dignity." Washington Star. Light Needed. "This Is the tweutieih anniversary of my marriage." "That so?" "Well, Is that all you have to sny?" "Look here! Are you fishing for sympathy or congratulations?" Hous ton Post. Well, Rather! Uncle Jackson (showing city boy the fartni-Wltb all your city eddlcntlon. sonny, I'll warrant you don't know which side yon milk a cow frum. The Boy-Sure 1 dol It's the under side! Puck. Must Be Up to Date. "She has a model husband." "1010 or l!)H?"-Detroit Kree Press. "Did Ws but Know." Did we but know our neighbors' thoughts We'd have far loss conceit. Vor would we hold our chins In air When we walked down the street Did we but know our neighbors' thoughts Our overweening pride Would seem so senseless and absurd We'd steal away and hide. Birmingham (Ala.) Age-Herald. Did we but know our neighbors' thoughts. We'd all be busy, too. Explaining how we can afford To live the way ws do. Did we but know our neighbors' thoughts, If all were understood. The chances are that we would seek Borne other neighborhood. -Chicago Record-Herald. GO TO J. H. Ileilbronner & Co. FOR REAL ESTATE BARGAINS IN TOWN AND VALLEY Heilbronncr Bldg. Hood River V ft:: . ' . , ' . '. A light, durable spray rig designed by the best orchard man in America and built by the best mechanics in the world GENERAL AGENT ON HEIGHTS: A. C. STATEN BARGAINS In Groceries at Hoggin's (ash Store The Host Fruit Sutrar. 14 pounds $1.00, Sack $0.00 The Dalles Diamond Flour, Sack Barrel fi.10 Columbia River .Jewel, Sack $1.20, Barrel 4.70 Swift Co., Supar Cured Hams, per pound .. .18 Swift & Co., Sujrar Cured Breakfast Bacon lb. .1H lloma Chief Syrup, regular 15c, two cans for 2.r 3 Cans A-l Standard Corn 25 3 Cans A-l Standard Tomatoes .25 !)-lh. Sack Goldenrod Cream Rolled Oats 45 9-11). Sack Albers Cream Rolled Oats 50 9-11). Sack Olympic Pancake Flour 45 9-lb. Sack Corn Meal ;50 All our 3-lb. cans Coffee for 1.05 1-4 Case Picnic Crackers 1.15 1-4 Case City Sodas 1.15 Liquid BIuin.tr per bottle .05 Our Leader, Brown Soap, 7 bars for .25 White Borax Naptha Soap, G bars .25 Fels Naptha Soap per bar 05 Cooking Bags, per package 25 Goods in Quantity and Case Lots. See Us for the Lowest Prices. L. H. HUGGINiS MOUK IMr fiWUXUFSOi isare Solicits your trade when you are in the market for any tool to cul tivate yiur farm or harvest your crop. FOR CULTIVATING Osbourn Disc Harrows Peg Tooth Harrows P. & O. Disc Harrows Soil Pulverizers Syracuse Plows Hand and Power Pumps Wire-wound Spray Hose Deering and Osbourne Mowers and Binders FOR CLEARING LAND Stump Pullers Powder, Caps and Fusi BICYCLES AND BICYCLE SUNDRIES Agent for Harley Davidson Motor Cycles; I. H. C. Gasoline 1 ngines and Ideal Irrigtion Pumps. Call and make your wants known. It does not cost anything to look at goods, and might be profitable to both of us. Yours very truly, d. Mcdonald 3rd and Cascade Streets HOOD RIVER, OREGON The W. G. Aldred COMPANY Contractors, Excavating and Grading Crushed Rock, Sand I I 7 ,k'-, ' ; I l T , FOR SPRAYING Deal Sherwin-Williams Arsenate Lead Hods and Nozzles FOR HARVESTING Hay Tools Carriers, Forks, Track and Ropo OperatorsWanted Home Telephone Co. Fairbanks Morse prayers Pumps, Gas Engines, Wood Saws, Etc. Hay, Grain and Flour We Make a .Specially in Handling Fancy T imothy and Alfalfa. CARiNES FEED STORE W. A. CANNES, Proprietor 1102 Twelfth St. On the Heights COTTAGE HOSPITAL Hood River'st Medical Institution Open to the public for treat ment of Medical and Surgi cal cases. A Maternity Ward is maintained in the Kigby House, just east of (lie main Hospital. RATES ON APPLICATION Address Cottage liosp:taI Assn. a'i.VhliVj:tf3KJRSaT tore Spring Tooth Harrows Cultivators, riding Plows Cultivators, walking Kimball Weeders